general-chat

[eager wadi]

@static grove welcome back from mute.

[rough owl]

Northwood should spend all the donations to hire mercenaries to take over rockstar studios and force them to develop this game

[spark raptor]

good lord

[fallow kite]

Affectionately named "evil bastard" by jank

[eager wadi]

highly likely.

[hazy notch]

give me beta and patreon badge!!

[fleet stratus]

hubert would let the slaves out of the basement and hire actual workers

[true sky]

give me northwood studio badge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eager wadi]

you are promoted to discord mod

[worldly orchid]

Pretty sure someone activated overcharge by accident at Steam HQ

[eager wadi]

[true sky]

hl3 overcharg

[hazy notch]

[barren pine]

We both know Hubert would never do that.

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-gif-20760879

[hazy notch]

no no

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-arm-wrestle-arm-wrestling-smug-gif-25910136

[fleet stag]

aren't you studio staff?

you have free access to betas

[true sky]

so true

[hazy notch]

I am, just kidding

[fleet stag]

[hazy notch]

I am fat ver member

[spark raptor]

okay just did that

[maiden mauve]

scp

[spark raptor]

alr sweet

[willow cypress]

so why did they give the scientist cancer

[somber raptor]

Uhh what

[fleet stratus]

so him stealing scp 500 and eating it on full hp would be justifiable

[willow cypress]

good point

[willow cypress]

look at the model

[quick knot]

Too be fair

[somber raptor]

Damn

Why does he look familiar

[quick knot]

What did you expect a guy working at the Foundation looked like?

Very stressful job

[somber raptor]

Like a normal person

[quick knot]

Your hair ain't gonna last long

[willow cypress]

what he looks like in the game rn to some degree

[orchid widget]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[hazy notch]

like bald Hubert

[quick knot]

Probably how newer hires look like

But I imagine ones who been working there for years look like the new one

[willow cypress]

i ain’t been here for years

i ain’t tryna be bald 😔

[gilded meteor]

im gonan fuckingdie

[eager wadi]

[fleet stag]

bro said "im gonna die"

Nathan:

[hazy notch]

oh no, not again steamHappy

[quick knot]

Steam happy supports people dying

[fleet stag]

Wait what

[rough wing]

UNLEASH #steam-happy-discussion

[hazy notch]

NO NO

[quick knot]

This is why you can't trust steam happy

He probably killed thousands

[rough wing]

That face says nothing but murderer

[quick knot]

[fleet stag]

i love steam happy

[rough wing]

Okay I'm going to have to stop you right there buddy

[fleet stag]

[rough wing]

Why so angry?

[fleet stag]

steam happy terran NOW

[hazy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal2-postal-dude-petition-postal-petition-gif-24359792

[quick knot]

Steam happy stole a sock from every single pair of socks I own

[somber raptor]

Hold on imma make that

[fleet stag]

What is he cooking?

[viscid glade]

Its necromancy

[fleet stratus]

just juked 939 and 173 with a ghostlight

and then i realised that 096 broke the one and only particular doors in vicinity that i went thru

[somber raptor]

I earn 40€ a month
A case key is 2.35€
Do you think it's worth it to open every Weekly Drop CS2 case until i get a knife?

[polar spade]

No

[eager wadi]

no

just save up for a knife on the steam market instead

[somber raptor]

true

[fleet stratus]

where do you live that you earn 40€ a month

wth

[somber raptor]

i'm not working

it's allowance

[fleet stratus]

oh alr

i thought you were living in some of the africa countries who deal with inflation rn XD

[somber raptor]

might buy a Paracord Crimson Web

or a Paracord Fade

[fleet stratus]

just dont buy cs go skins unless youre really rich, the skin is cheap and will make you happy, or you really know what youre doing and how stocks work

[somber raptor]

HELLO???
who is selling a knife for 36 cents

[somber raptor]

i'm buying that fucking instantly where is it

[fleet stratus]

money laundering

[somber raptor]

i just checked those offers don't exist 🤨

[carmine venture]

I wouldn't be surprised if scientist model was based on Hubert himself lol

[fringe gyro]

God ima miss the old models

[stark jungle]

what have they done to the scientist

and why it look like the d boy aged so much

[eager wadi]

class-d looks the same just better model

scientist looks like an actual researcher

[stark jungle]

i think they look worse

how does the old one not look like a actual researcher?

[eager wadi]

he looks like an uncle at the wedding

[stark jungle]

it ugly

look like a dictator in 1940

[twilit sluice]

Northwood is funny, doesn't like funny things

[plush bolt]

bro how did i lose

[twilit sluice]

Literally NW when they see Freedom Of Speech

[eager wadi]

[twilit sluice]

He's watching

[frosty bolt]

Send link

I wanna try

[plush bolt]

whatbeatsrock.com

[plush bolt]

.

[forest field]

Pathetic.

[sonic musk]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[sonic musk]

@grim ledge

[somber raptor]

for fuck's sake

[grim ledge]

done

[cloud girder]

i dont think motion warrior got motion anymore

[fleet stratus]

she is right tho

[simple saffron]

alr gang

[simple saffron]

realistically

[strong dune]

Scp sl nft’s before the actual update?

[simple saffron]

nw should just bring back the p90

trust

[crystal reef]

[fleet stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[strong dune]

60

[hoary stump]

rip p90

gone too soon

[crystal reef]

#meme-zone message

[somber raptor]

imagine no image perms in #general-chat

https://tenor.com/view/makin-smth-with-this-trust-w-gif-gif-5790956484979011289

[crystal reef]

I do not yap 🙏

Not here at least

[abstract coral]

noob

[crystal reef]

Mb let me just get content creator rq

[abstract coral]

5 month speedrun

[crystal reef]

Btw send me your steam id for the whitelist event

[abstract coral]

76561199006508426

woops thats my social security number!

[crystal reef]

[distant cove]

Hey @gilded timber, did ya do any coding yet?

[crystal reef]

[opal quest]

rip bananas

[eager wadi]

[sullen thunder]

cant wait for the new bb server to get 3 players

[solemn flame]

perfect time to open up new servers to fill the void guys fr

actual shame though, i liked bananas a lot

i hope the 294 plugin they have is in the new server

[fallow kite]

Funny you say that as if it's a bad thing for a no-KOS server to go down

[solemn flame]

i liked the server a lot, no KOS was fun sometimes if people were annoying on my main server

[fallow kite]

From what I remember the people in the discord were just annoying as shit too

[ember marlin]

what do u guys think about the new character designs?

[ember marlin]

i feel like the new mtf design looks a little bit weird

they look like the combine from half-life 2

[fleet stratus]

They all look like hf2

Tho the scientist looks like hf1, but instead of gray hair he is balding

[lethal scroll]

I have tea

[dense bluff]

Damn, I thought 939 was cool, but look at the scientists and how rich they are.

[dense bluff]

Me: beautiful, my pc on a server with 30 players: I'm tired boss

[timid yacht]

Bungalows?

That shit was always ran poorly

When u got someone e dating ur mods yk its not going good

[gusty plover]

did the server shut down?

[frank turret]

I hate your profile picture

[timid yacht]

Yea

[gusty plover]

whats wrong with it

[frank turret]

Shut up

[timid yacht]

The owners r stepping down

[gusty plover]

any reason?

[timid yacht]

‘It is with a heavy heart’ 🤓🤓🤓

[timid yacht]

They just got tired igs

Lmao unigamia could never

Pat ran that server for 15 years

[frank turret]

House

[gusty plover]

unigamia memes makin a comeback 2025

trust the process

[timid yacht]

Yea fr

[gusty plover]

which house you referring to

mr or dr

[timid yacht]

Projekt juice is not that popular

[frank turret]

House

[gusty plover]

the hell is projekt juice

[timid yacht]

I never see it have like 25+

[timid yacht]

Oh its the new unigamia

[gusty plover]

ah

[timid yacht]

They transferred ownership

After they got into some hot troubke with vsr

Lol

[gusty plover]

does it have the same plugins & rules

if it doesnt have the quarter plugins theres no point to playing

[timid yacht]

It does

[gusty plover]

W

[timid yacht]

Everythings pretty much the same just different server

[gusty plover]

i might tap in

[timid yacht]

The same dudes make the plugins

[gusty plover]

but you said it aint high pop

[timid yacht]

Yea its always ded but sometimes it got ppl

[gusty plover]

unfortunate

[hazy notch]

[split shell]

@fallow kite

Studio?

[hazy notch]

New member

[fallow kite]

we stay winning 🗣️

[gusty plover]

frzn in the studio

[hearty heart]

who are you

[hazy notch]

Who are u?

[nimble flicker]

How to dance as a skeleton?

[gusty plover]

type 'gingerbread'

[nimble flicker]

Where?

On the keyboard?

[eager wadi]

yeah

[nimble flicker]

Ok

[gusty plover]

yeah just type it on your keyboard

[fallow kite]

my names bullet

[ember marlin]

why is he balding so hard

he looks 40 years older

mtf look like combine

i feel like they wanted to keep the futuristic part of the mtf without the futuristic guns

a classic looking swat wouldve been cleaner and better imo

[fallow kite]

That's lame and generic and boring

Go play your milsim larpfest game or whatever it is if you want that

[forest field]

As much as I adore tacticool asthetics, I can understand why they'd want someything more unique rather than the same copy-pasted soldier

[orchid kraken]

This is like third big server beind deleted

[barren pine]

Banana? Which one? Ik two who own servers on SL

[orchid kraken]

Checked the channels, theres was pure chaos there

Every channel is locked now

[ember marlin]

rather have that then a combine looking mtf lmao straight from half life 2

[ember marlin]

its just gonna look weird tho

[orchid kraken]

I think hubert said they had this mtf first before Alyx got released

[eager wadi]

yeah

[frank turret]

^

[fallow kite]

Back to arma for you then

Insurgency sandstorm whatever tf these military larpers play

[ember marlin]

a futuristic looking mtf with normal swat guns dont make sense

but you do you i guess

[ember marlin]

makes more sense then

[barren pine]

Erm, we usually play Arma Reforger 🤓🤓🤓

[untold wyvern]

i think youtube might actually be safe

its not lagging that much anymore

[fallow kite]

Funny guy

[barren pine]

Petition to bring back laser guns

[ember marlin]

also i dont play arma or anything like that, played containment breach and have 1k hours on sl, every other representation of the mtf just look like swat

[ember marlin]

the lazer guns were cool

[eager wadi]

new mtf is inspired by sas from csgo/2 i believe.

[placid crow]

You'll get it at some point

[barren pine]

Agreed.

[orchid kraken]

Troll?

[placid crow]

?-?

[orchid kraken]

?-?-?-?-?-?

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emh7-VQ4VqI

[barren pine]

This is what the 05 sees after a game of SL. Those poor Dbois bro

[orchid kraken]

That one time i survived alone with larry outside for 2-3 min with no ammo

[orchid kraken]

How does this shit make sense wtf

Both same 12mp 2160p

[frank turret]

Because one is iPhone and the other is Android

And Android bad 👎

[cold path]

Lets go im finally home!

[orchid kraken]

Fair enough

Apple enforcer users brain isnt well developed

I only mean those fans who think apple automatically better than anything

I saw someone choose iphone 6 over s23U unironically

[lethal scroll]

This was my dinner

[orchid kraken]

Bro lucky deep isnt there

[tough tapir]

lobter

[solemn field]

Hi yall

[gleaming bronze]

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

😋

[velvet mason]

Woah

His head looks like a potato

[somber raptor]

Fr

[midnight brook]

but fr tho

[serene coyote]

why didn't nw fix it? 😭😭😭😭

[gaunt talon]

Never noticed that

[somber raptor]

yo, anybody that knows how to model or whatever can they make the old scientist in the same pose so i can make a meme

[weary marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841228970707517491/1260952037353455717/speechmemified_ninja-3d-model_0_3359.png.gif

Ou..

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[somber raptor]

@burnt path

[polar spade]

U have given me a name... fuck.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/taboo

[solemn field]

Hi

[somber raptor]

that's crazy

give me a good reason why this is not grouped into one 4/4 note

what in the unholy hell

[lavish moss]

Hom hom

[tough tapir]

Alien language

[somber raptor]

[quaver] [quaver] [quaver] [triple dotted semiquaver] [double dotted demisemihemidemisemiquaver] [1024th note] [quaver] [triple dotted semiquaver] [double dotted demisemihemidemisemiquaver] [1023th note] [quaver] [quaver]

[tough tapir]

Those are words

[fallow forge]

But none happen to be in the bible

[somber raptor]

i'd be concerned if i saw demisemihemidemisemiquaver in the bible

[odd cradle]

i think 106 should be allowed to go into the pocket dimension

[rigid locust]

you know i hope every time as d class i get kossed
so i don't have to look at that scientist's comb over

[somber raptor]

time to yet again try to learn ABH in half life 2

yet another skill i will not be using

why do i have a SATA cable in my drawer

[eternal edge]

Hello chat

[odd cradle]

OOGBYE chat

[worn star]

new MTF model looks like fucking shit

[somber raptor]

agreed

[fickle ibex]

wom p

[fallow forge]

we´ll get used to them

I HOPE

[somber raptor]

that's how it always is

[fallow forge]

but I will defo miss the older ones

[somber raptor]

didn't play since 2020, had to get used to the new weapons when coming back in 2023

[fallow forge]

not the chaos one though

fuck them

[somber raptor]

yeah

aight time to see if i have anything important and format my laptop so i can use it for school

[fallow forge]

the most unholy and unnecesary sacrifice

godspeed

[somber raptor]

haven't touched it in over a year
it's slow as fuck, either because it's absolutely cluttered and full with useless shit or because the 10th gen CPU is dying under years of shitty laptop airflow

[eternal edge]

If we're talking abt the new update i just wonna add that if you remove every texture from the remade hcz and replace it with blank colors nothing will change

[patent bear]

i won't miss them and all the newer ones are infinitely better than the ones we got

[fallow forge]

oh thought it was your main device

[somber raptor]

hell no

i have a desktop

god it's taking like a minute to open task manager on that laptop

[hearty heart]

craptop

[somber raptor]

fr

[hearty heart]

i literally had like 5 shitty laptops at one point

i smashed one with a hammer and threw another into a fire pit

[somber raptor]

it has 8GB ram, i7-1065G7 and GeForce MX330

[somber raptor]

nahh with mine i'm formatting it, changing the battery and using it only for school

[hearty heart]

ah that makes sense then

[somber raptor]

hope 8GB ram is enough to run one tab of Google Docs!

😂

[hearty heart]

surely

[fallow kite]

i had 8gb ram

[somber raptor]

and obviously it's hitting 75°C on idle!

[eternal edge]

"good luck"

[fallow kite]

actually no

its 80

but close enough

#discord-announcements message
Does this mean the SCP:SL team advocate for the unification of yugoslavia??

[somber raptor]

god i have so much shit on this laptop's taskbar

[eternal edge]

Hubert remaking Yugoslavia bc yes

[somber raptor]

i have file explorer, edge, steam, cmaptools, fucking DROPBOX, microsoft store, roblox, obs studio, PowerPoint, minecraft,, Word, Office 365, Excel and Discord

why in the world did i have dropbox on my taskbar

[eternal edge]

wtf is dropbox?

[somber raptor]

Google Drive but way shittier

i didn't even use it why did i have it 😭

[eternal edge]

uhm

dk dc

obama time

[somber raptor]

also this laptop is smelling like burning plastic rn

[eternal edge]

fuck i cant post obamium

[somber raptor]

i'm concerned

last thing i downloaded on this laptop was the Win11 iso for my desktop

[eternal edge]

why win 11

thats even worse than win 10

[somber raptor]

i personally think Win11 is better

only thing i didn't like abt it was the centered taskbar but i got used to it and now actually i'm starting to like it more than the uncentered taskbar

[eternal edge]

thats the only thing i like in win 11

like in win 11 you have to be logged in to even watch a video (i know bc once my teacher called me for help)

[somber raptor]

wdym by that?

[eternal edge]

she wanted to play i video for the class but she could do it only by being logged to her microsoft account

[hardy flume]

[somber raptor]

like a video on the computer?

[eternal edge]

yos

[somber raptor]

weird: you need a microsoft account to setup Win11 i don't know why the fuck they would skip on that

excluding dumb Schools not providing Microsoft Accounts for their computers, in my opinion Win11 is better than Win10

[eternal edge]

man idk idc i have win 10 and im happy

i only wonna sex update for SCP Sl

[distant cove]

Who’s holding you at gunpoint to make you say that?

[eternal edge]

XDDD

[fallow kite]

🗣️

[eternal edge]

win 7 better

[somber raptor]

it took 49 seconds to transfer 240MB of files my laptop is cooked FOR REAL 😭

[distant cove]

Win 11 is literally reduced features Win 10 with more spyware

[somber raptor]

well

i guess they're features i don't use ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[distant cove]

Like unironically now days Linux is just better

[somber raptor]

i don't give a shit

[distant cove]

Especially with how hard valve has been working on Proton, so close to everything that is Windows exclusive works on Linux now

[somber raptor]

can i and 45.81% of steam users use Win11 in peace?

[distant cove]

I’ll let you have pieces of your data yoinked by Microsoft in peace

[somber raptor]

who hurt these people

[distant cove]

Microsoft probably

[eternal edge]

seconds to transfer? whats that?

[somber raptor]

fuck this shit i downloaded 53 memes from my pc i don't care about other stuff imma format it

[patent bear]

we use the google search engine bro all our data is in some server somewhere no matter what we use

[somber raptor]

our data is just fucking everywhere

google
discord
microsoft
steam

EVERYWHERE

[patent bear]

we are literally using discord yeah

all our shit is being shipped off to china or something

[distant cove]

Ya got me there.

On other news yesterday Google was found guilty of anti trust laws in the US

[somber raptor]

hey discord database server if you're reading this i don't care about where my data is

[fallow forge]

its up my ass

come try and get it

[somber raptor]

yay my discord data that i requested a week ago is ready

i've asked discord to send me all the data they've yoinked from me

[patent bear]

hey discord if you're reading this all civilizations/dynasties/reigns end one day, your company will fall with all the others soon

[somber raptor]

bro let them get to 10 years of existance at least lol 😭

[fallow forge]

its so tragic that cheesechurger took his own life

we did not know he felt that way

godspeed

[somber raptor]

fun fact: if discord was a person they couldn't use discord because they'd be underage

[patent bear]

i can't die anymore

[somber raptor]

damn

[fallow forge]

look were so quirky

we quirk here

[hearty heart]

we quirkily take your data and sell it

:3

[somber raptor]

hubert secretly has spyware running on SL that gets our search history

[hearty heart]

no it’s just a bitcoin miner

[patent bear]

i think sl is a device designed by nw to drag our souls down and weaken them so they can take them and sell them to satan

[hearty heart]

damnit our secret is exposed

[distant cove]

I’m already on my way to hell, I’m sure satan would like a not broken soul

[patent bear]

i'm not going to hell or heaven

shoutout to the endless cycle of death and rebirth

i'm gonna respawn as an alien on jlokab prime and start invading planets

[somber raptor]

@orchid kraken how tf do i read the Discord Data Package

[orchid kraken]

Check dms

[spring kite]

who can tell me why my bind does not work when I click on my key to activate the bind please who can explain to me

[buoyant helm]

hey guys rate my trench map in preparation for trench warfare

in minecraft

[somber raptor]

bro's preparing for WWI

[modern sky]

I am currently on that OS

[somber raptor]

3? if anything it crashed 3 times just yesterday lol

[true sky]

what is trench warface minecraft?

[polar spade]

Oh in Minecraft. Ok then

[somber raptor]

😧 math ain't mathing

oh damn

time to DM my top 10 peopple for most dms telling them they're top 10 for most dms

[buoyant helm]

uhmm

trench warfare

[true sky]

mod?

[buoyant helm]

no

trench warfare

also add FMOD

[true sky]

add gore to Sl

[tough tapir]

Those are rookie numbers

Gotta pump those numbers up

[somber raptor]

top 6 most used custom emojis

of my top 30 custom emojis, 13 are trollfaces

[tough tapir]

🧌

[true sky]

[buoyant helm]

i swear someone just pinged me

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-who-pinged-me-angry-gif-14512411

[buoyant helm]

so it was YOU!

[polar spade]

Perhaps

[orchid kraken]

When showing top dms dont forget to blur ID or user's or chat ID

[somber raptor]

episode 7????? bro is living in 3000

[solemn flame]

We would be lucky to get episode 3 by then

[polar spade]

Half Life Alyx 2

[somber raptor]

Who would have thought that a game where you shoot people to death and hear the most ungodly insults known to man over voice chat is not a game for kids

[buoyant helm]

and on the other side is its grandpa, TF2

where imminent destruction is assured after someone utters the words "Wait, you're live on Twitch?"

[somber raptor]

hell no

[somber raptor]

its grandpa is CS Source

[somber raptor]

i have seen that clip...

[buoyant helm]

cousin

[somber raptor]

time to play CS2 with 3 hours of sleep

last time i did i won twice in a row on ancient so it might aswell work

[tough tapir]

won twice on me

[true sky]

cheater

[tough tapir]

Noe

I don't cheat

[sly barn]

yall think we ever gonna get a doctor remodel?

[rough owl]

yes

[rancid dome]

So is CoD and xbox kids got them for Christmas back in 2010s

[tough tapir]

stinker

[sly barn]

open bros cloak, give him a priest type outfit and a satchel and magically bro's special

give him some new walking animation too since.. bro looks like hes paralized from the waist up

poor guy's back must be suffering

[sonic musk]

no way ur named northwoodenjoyer

[solemn flame]

I think this guy likes northwood

[strange trellis]

he likes riding northwood's northwood

[solemn flame]

Big wood

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[somber raptor]

am i the only mofo that likes the Paracord Knife

in CS2

[strange trellis]

idk, i don't play bad games

[somber raptor]

damn 💀

ho ho

i think i found a way to really make money in CS: flipping collectibles

fuckers are selling StatTrak EZ4ENCE music kit at 4.66€ when on Steam it's selling for +7€

[white finch]

goddamit why cant facility guards just detain class d

like i get if u kos if ur alone

but in a group ur chillin even if they got a gun

[wicked spade]

cuz shooting unarmed noncombatitives is funny

[white finch]

yeah its only fine when i do it as a facility guard

[somber raptor]

^

[trim pond]

When is 14.0 coming?

[river igloo]

[gilded timber]

^

[gilded timber]

Not yet

One day

At some point

Possibly

[rancid dome]

Lucid should get on that coding grind NOW™️.

[gilded timber]

I have just been so busy lol

[solemn flame]

No

He looks like gene takovic

[white finch]

everyone who spams phonk in their mic are 100% neckbeards

[lunar siren]

Who the hell is this lucid guy

[rancid dome]

Someone you don't know

[lunar siren]

Im kidding i know him and he knows me

(Hopefully)

[rancid dome]

"Hopefully"

Let's find out, actually.

[lunar siren]

Sure

[rancid dome]

@gilded timber :3

[wicked spade]

say who?

[rancid dome]

Damn, I shoulda responded with that instead

[lunar siren]

The goat

The one and only

FanFire

[wicked spade]

wait do we have goat in this discord server?

[lunar siren]

No shit sherlock

[wicked spade]

damn, we better open #baa-discussions

[lunar siren]

Life is too short to argue with patreon supporters

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-argument-green-role-green-role-moss-role-goku-roleist-gif-9300355810495299064

[lunar siren]

Fair

[gilded timber]

I do in fact know this guy

[rancid dome]

Well, there ya go

Tomorrow is has a math chapter test
Study:
Game all night:

[distant cove]

[gilded timber]

I just cloned the repo

I WILL do this today

@distant cove Which event is it?
Hydra or infection

[distant cove]

Proceeds to procrastinate

[distant cove]

Hydra

[gilded timber]

Might be true

[distant cove]

Both are technically infection but to differentiate it I was like "It's a hydra, when one dies 2 more comes back"

[lilac lion]

why...

[flint bone]

Click the link

Do it

[frozen heath]

Совет: Оставить только результаты на русском языке.

[lilac lion]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[twilit sluice]

No freedom of speech rights

[wicked spade]

literal 1984

[tight ermine]

That's what Twitter is for

[wicked spade]

for no freedom of speech?

[twilit sluice]

This isn't twitter and all the servers are bound to VSR and it's communism

[tight ermine]

It's not communism

lmao

You choose to host a server

You can just not verify it

[solemn flame]

It’s the same as owning a store, you have rules to follow and regulations

[twilit sluice]

It is... you can't say something without getting NW involved because someone was sensitive

[solemn flame]

Everything in life has laws and rules

[timid yacht]

Rip unigamia

Thanks ranger!

[flint bone]

No I will break em

[twilit sluice]

UGA was handed over btw

[solemn flame]

Ban this guy

Threat to society

[wicked spade]

but- but- my second amendment!

[fallow kite]

And the name of the game is to not get caught

[timid yacht]

Ik

[fallow kite]

Do what is natural

[flint bone]

Run over pedestrians

Oh yeah!

[timid yacht]

I played on uga since like 2019

[twilit sluice]

Damn, you can say that but our server gets warned for making a joke?

[wicked spade]

depends on joke

[flint bone]

What?

[fallow kite]

This is either not true or a gross oversimplification

[solemn flame]

I have a feeling your joke was far worse

[tough tapir]

Jamon serano

[wicked spade]

does anybody have throwaway dc account bingo?

[flint bone]

Yuh

Ya already know

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-slice-food-knife-strips-gif-4920801

[tight ermine]

If you don't agree with how things are ran, feel free to reach out to [e-mail]

You can also reach out to the verification manager

[twilit sluice]

It's just interesting how I look at other servers, and the oldest one gets slapped because we don't fit the cookie cutter

[tight ermine]

If you're unhappy with how a case was handled, please reach out to the manager or HR as they're the only ones who can help

[twilit sluice]

Still, not like anything will happen right unless someone looks at things unbiased with both sides of a story

[tight ermine]

That's exactly what both the manager and HR do

Have you tried reaching out yet?

I'm afraid that assuming you won't get helped won't help you

[hollow furnace]

hubert

[crude roost]

How do you contact HR over discord

[vague cove]

You can find the methods of contact for HR in #1084139004343095417

[gilded timber]

Unfortunately HR don't handle requests directly via Discord

[twilit sluice]

Email

[crude roost]

It says you can contact on discord

On the HR info

[gilded timber]

Huh

[tame hollow]

If you have a complaint regarding the verification teams decision, feel free to write me an email at [e-mail]

I will check my emails tomorrow after my nightshift week is over.

[crude roost]

"You can contact our HR Department by sending an email to: [e-mail] or reaching out to our Department via Discord"

[dense bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/bezbro-scp-scp096-flair-dance-gif-21613113

[gilded timber]

Apologies, you can send a dm to anyone with the <@&522821655937155086> role on this Discord.

[crude roost]

I did that and they just told me to send a email xD

Going in circles xD

[gilded timber]

Have you tried sending them an email?

[crude roost]

Im doing it currently

[left chasm]

🧐

[wicked spade]

northwood studios moderators switching from human to 🤖 in an instant be like

[gilded timber]

I'm not a part of Northwood

[wicked spade]

god damn it you're right

[flint bone]

The advancement of ai

[wicked spade]

you are an undercover agent

[dense bluff]

I would see it as feasible because bots are free

[gilded timber]

I get the cooler badge color

[twilit sluice]

I'd rather just not interfere with the bots then unless what I handed over needs an actual human to look it over like a video clip.

[neon isle]

Pizza

[wicked spade]

ok ok you won 😭

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-low-rank-shut-up-low-rank-gif-27563414

[twilit sluice]

You should see badge colors in other servers, the lighter the color the less things that staff member can do

[dense bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-chaos-insurgency-scp-scpsl-scp-foundation-gif-4895700020996244098

[wicked spade]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-chat-died-dead-chat-xd-gif-24601466

[dense bluff]

yes

[twilit sluice]

Can I ever use external emojis?

[dense bluff]

need lvl 10

[wicked spade]

i don't see why not

[twilit sluice]

I barely talk in here

[wicked spade]

isn't that for embed perms?

[dense bluff]

I thought he meant that

External emojis are removed on this server

[twilit sluice]

I just wanted to use the forbidden snack emoji, it's funny

[fallow kite]

Hello, i need to fill up the Pavlov VR SCP SL server.

I cant wait till every Night.

Please come onto it.

[rough wing]

oh

Roblox just got blocked in the entirety of Türkiye

@fallow kite bro wake uyp

[fallow kite]

wtf

lets see if it facts

yea its real loll

[wicked spade]

WHAT

LMAO

LMFAOOOOOOO

[rough wing]

OUR FRIENDLY FATHER ERDOĞAN

https://tenor.com/view/erdoğan-gif-15666252741524182242

[wicked spade]

WHYYY XD

[flint bone]

Pfff no way dude

[atomic barn]

ITS DA BAT

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[wicked spade]

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[meager slate]

[unkempt rivet]

The country is finally moving forward

[wicked spade]

to which forward though

[unkempt rivet]

ahead in the world

1st world country in no time!

[fallow kite]

yep

banning it will be good......

[mystic summit]

https://tenor.com/view/voyage-bomb-gif-19631785

[fallow kite]

they shoulda made markiplier the scientist

[eternal edge]

I like comming back from a win 11 discusion to see ppl posting hatsune Miku

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mikudayo-gif-21052036

[crisp pawn]

🤨

[strange trellis]

erdogan finally doing something good

[eager parcel]

Guys, hi, there was a question, I got banned by mistake where to write about the appeal

[eager wadi]

how do you get banned by mistake

[eager wadi]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[crystal grail]

wats diz?

[eager wadi]

scp-939

[tough tapir]

Someone who didn't mew

[eager parcel]

and how do I know when my application will be answered

[eager wadi]

3 to 7 business days

[eager parcel]

thank

[molten cedar]

real

[white finch]

how did i get kicked from a server for being full when i was already in the fucking server

now i gotta play refresh simulator for 10 hours

[turbid wren]

Imagine being an mtf seregant having only an epsilon and granade and you are near ci spawn and you see that ci are spawnin what you are doing?
A. Waiting for death
B. Spawn Killing them and probably getting banned on server
C. Go to elevator and wait till they go inside then close the elevator and become a kamikaze
(I choosed c option)
(It happened to me like 15 mins ago)

[hollow furnace]

erdogan more like erdocringe

ive met someone who thought that he wasnt extreme enough

(also an armenian genocide denier LUL)

[orchid kraken]

Or wait inside elevator with nade ready, once they push it u let the nade and leave elevator

U might die (maybe) but atleast u get 5-7 CI's

I sometimes run instead killing them when im only mtf so round doesnt end fast and they maybe just kill/lower HP of scps

[gaunt talon]

Would choose B

[turbid wren]

I was in elevator went down waited till they push the elevator button and ci are likely just goung straight into elevator so like 8 ci entered the elevator i pushed the button so the levator closed and start going down i throwed the granade and boom
(I felt japanesse blood inside me at that moment so i screamed "BANZAIII"

[fossil oxide]

[turbid wren]

Maybe i have clip of this

So i will post it somwhere

Somewhere*

If i have

Sadly dont have

[fallow timber]

help

[turbid wren]

?

[eager wadi]

any clips you have you can post in #media-posts

[white finch]

B

[turbid wren]

I will next time

Bc it didnt record

😔

[eager wadi]

[somber raptor]

yo @orchid kraken make the old/current scientist pose in the same pose as the new one in the avatar i wanna make a meme

[orchid kraken]

Yeah but i only have black mesa scientists

[somber raptor]

wdym you have only black mesa scientists

how do you make SL animations with SL models 😭

[orchid kraken]

I USE SFM, i mean i have the SL scientists model but no facials (not being able to move face parts) so i use the black mesa scientists

[somber raptor]

oh

[orchid kraken]

As for dclass i use this but other models are just sl models

[somber raptor]

cuz i wanted to make a meme of "what working at the foundation will do to someone" about the receding hairline

[orchid kraken]

The black mesa scientologist has hairs btw

[fossil oxide]

The new Scientist Steam avatar pose has some Senator Armstrong vibes

[green verge]

Nanomachines son

That's the only quote I know

[fossil oxide]

And the Class-D one has some young Dwayne Johnson vibes

[fossil oxide]

Painkillers, son

[green verge]

That guy from fortnite ?

[fossil oxide]

Ye that guy that debuted on Fortnite Season 'IDK'

Absolutely not from WWE

[tough tapir]

Nanomachines, maid

[green verge]

You

[neon isle]

Pizza

[eager wadi]

[modern bluff]

where do i see new models

[dense bluff]

that they have put new in scp that they have downloaded me 6.7mb

[eager wadi]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[eager wadi]

Scientist/Tier 2 patreon

[modern bluff]

🛌 lmk when it goes public

[eager wadi]

[orchid kraken]

Imagine dying and ppl remember you as a meme

[ashen gale]

a

[trail glade]

yo can someone send me the link for the site-53 RP discord? link no work

[sharp basin]

Dun dun

[trail glade]

thats crazy

[chilly sun]

yo im kinda new to the SCPSL community, what are some good servers to join as a beginner

[frank turret]

None of the heavily modded ones I'd say

Start with probably a smaller server

[chilly sun]

whats a good one like that?

[eager wadi]

best bet is the official servers

as they're mostly vanilla

you can check out these videos also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loZtKW1EThg

!guide

[snow umbra]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-HN1DAabMneyBDDFGTmGBNROy9H5kdB&si=BijkkLpzsuy_YDhP

[chilly sun]

ye i watched a few of them

ight

thanks

[white finch]

HOLY SHIT W UPDATE

[frank turret]

Whatcha talking bout

[terse valley]

why can't i get on SL tell me nathan

[eager wadi]

what error u getting

[merry perch]

what was the update

whas it just a hotfix?

[terse valley]

solved sorry to bother you

[terse valley]

before it was broken :(

[chilly sun]

all the official servers are full >:<

[terse valley]

always

[eager wadi]

what region you're from

[chilly sun]

US west/central

[eager wadi]

could try lurkbois

[chilly sun]

empty

[trail glade]

nvm

[gilded timber]

My advice would be hide empty servers, hide full servers and click on the first one you see and repeat till you find one you enjoy

[trail glade]

I got it

[chilly sun]

oh ight, thanks

reading over the guide cause theres some stuff in here I didnt know even when i used to play the game :/

[somber raptor]

i should make the nerd guide

i'm nerd enough to have the SL wiki on my desktop so i think i'm qualified 👍

[hot mirage]

okay but like who wouldnt want that tho

[visual acorn]

Dead server

[fleet stag]

is nathan here?

i don't wanna ping him

[eager wadi]

[fleet stag]

among us

[visual acorn]

No

[eager wadi]

im not amereican so i can't tell

[fleet stag]

nathan can you accept my friend request i want you ask you in dms or you can just open dms

[eager wadi]

open a @dull ferry

[fallow kite]

@tardy walrus im gonna kill you someday

[tardy walrus]

just a warning, i do have RA access 🙏🏽

[rose badge]

erm

[visual acorn]

Admin abuse alert

https://tenor.com/view/danger-alert-siren-alarm-red-light-gif-16931369

[fallow kite]

YOu bROKE THE RuLE PuSSY

[tardy walrus]

cry louder 🗣️

[fallow kite]

what if i posted that on foxt HMM

you would DIE

[tardy walrus]

im gonna ban myself anyway

[fringe cedar]

Do it no balls

[eager wadi]

@eternal oriole you should ban axxoriel

[eternal oriole]

No one can mess with my players

[fringe cedar]

But you can

[eternal oriole]

🤫

İ make myself homelander and kill them evryday

[tardy walrus]

give me longtermbanning

ill do it myself

[fallow kite]

fuck you

[eternal oriole]

Nah it is like 6hours

[fallow kite]

im killing u...

[tardy walrus]

i wanna ban myself for 50y

[eternal oriole]

@fallow kite look what you have done

[fallow kite]

not my fault this guy wants the smoke

ima beat his ass

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/xaviersobased-xavier-1c-xaviersobased-xavier-1c-goat-gif-2914454113936743853

[fallow kite]

LALALALAL

LALALAAL

[tardy walrus]

lucky ahh 4 hp

[fallow kite]

LALALALALALA

[tardy walrus]

get smoked

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[eternal oriole]

i will now come there and kill you both

[fallow kite]

im not the one who is killing cuffed scientist

[tardy walrus]

wasnt even a d class

[fallow kite]

lalalal 1v1 me

[eternal oriole]

[tardy walrus]

bet

[eternal oriole]

i can open the scp:csgo server for you two

Uhh

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[fallow kite]

revolver

[subtle sundial]

boy

[tardy walrus]

speak english brother

[visual acorn]

He's trying to be smart

So smart

Turkey best country frfr

[tardy walrus]

If you continue speaking turkish you may get warned

[visual acorn]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @cedar glen a reputation point!

[subtle sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-guy-turk-chad-fast-buff-gif-17075645

[gilded timber]

The localised server is available here: #1063025456573591562 message
Please keep discussions in this server to english only.

[eternal oriole]

"Burada Türkçe Konuşabilirsin, bu kanalda ingilizce haricinde başka bir dilde konuşmak yasak"

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[fallow kite]

too ez

used 0,000000000000000000001 percent of my power

im just straight up getting admin abused...

[tardy walrus]

no proof

[visual acorn]

Turkish is the only real language

[fallow kite]

i become 106 and kill u

[eternal oriole]

🥶

[tardy walrus]

gonna be the fastest despawn of all time

[eager wadi]

!warn @fallow kite Speak english

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @cedar glen has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[visual acorn]

Are you the guy who hosts the csgo server which is dead?

[fallow kite]

im in 914 come you guard

[tardy walrus]

im myself

049

🙏🏽

[fallow kite]

im d class with a coin

10 ingiliz değil 100 ingilizde gelseniz bile bir TÜRK'Ü susturamazsınız

[eternal oriole]

it was for the gbag tournament

[fallow kite]

ben ENVER PAŞA

@tardy walrus heavy NOW

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-my-reaction-honest-reaction-turkiye-turkish-gif-26917885

[fallow kite]

nice bro

[subtle sundial]

turkey. home of skibidi

[eager wadi]

!warn @fallow kite inglis habib, aqra ir-rules man

[subtle sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/ursinho-gif-27524729

[snow umbra]

.enes._#0 has been muted in this server.

[eternal oriole]

🎉

[gilded timber]

Appeal mute speedrun

[visual acorn]

:(

[visual acorn]

The map was pretty bad btw

[tardy walrus]

@eternal oriole when r u getting on

[eternal oriole]

i cant since i am at vaccation and geforce now is updating the game

[tardy walrus]

give me ban perms

[eternal oriole]

Great Feedback! Other people liked it

[tardy walrus]

i keep getting harrassed but cant ban em

[visual acorn]

By Mr dad?

[tardy walrus]

nah

[fallow kite]

lalalalal

[eternal oriole]

Just call serverstaff

[fallow kite]

come and get me

HAAHAHAA

LOLLL

[tardy walrus]

i cant multitask brother

[fallow kite]

HAHAHAH

[tardy walrus]

i was in RA and not even on my main monitor

[fallow kite]

nice scp gameplayLOL

[tardy walrus]

these people are leaving how tf am i gonna msg them their steam ids

[tardy walrus]

i was gonna replace myself so i was searching for the guy

[wide raven]

hello chat

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[gentle barn]

Among us?

Was that you

I swear i saw you type

@fallow kite

[fallow kite]

no

you're schizophrenic

[gentle barn]

WHAT

No

Frig off

You were

[fallow kite]

also to whoever just verified the server, see you in 2 days 💕

[gentle barn]

I swear i saw you

2 days?

[fallow kite]

i'm being a bit too optimistic i know

[gentle barn]

We had a cat in the server

It purred masculinely

Ca you benive kr :3

...

[fallow kite]

that was 100% @foggy coyote

[gentle barn]

Can you belive it*

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[foggy coyote]

?

[fallow kite]

nvm sorry

go back to sleep

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-gif-4349643951498526423

[gentle barn]

Grunting cat

[lost basalt]

is that dracoslayer

[gentle barn]

No

[fallow kite]

@tardy walrus bye pussyyy

[gentle barn]

Im at the sea

Basically making among us set up my server

[lost basalt]

Don't drown?

[gentle barn]

Legal illegal woek

[lost basalt]

also clean your cabin

I already know its dirty

[lost basalt]

based off of the last time you showed us it

[gentle barn]

Shush

[lost basalt]

I still got a pic of your grippers from it

[fallow kite]

idk what this means but idc LOL

[tardy walrus]

mf i didnt leave

i got kicked

[visual acorn]

Dracoplayer

[gentle barn]

Hai

[gentle barn]

I got a better one

[lost basalt]

Me too

[gentle barn]

Hm

[lost basalt]

from when you showed us the vid of your cutting board

why were your feet so straight

[fallow kite]

L

suck it boyyy

[gentle barn]

Im straigjt

Allways

[lost basalt]

uhh

yeah

[gentle barn]

[fallow kite]

should ask to get paid

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

NO PERMS WHY

[sleek estuary]

I love playing on a random server and having my gameplay ruined because of a 10 year old admin abusing

[fallow kite]

oh gotta be lvl 10 :(

[lost basalt]

ew steffe

[lost basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064973288385822750/1221828566174531624/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

me neither tf

it worked earlier

[sleek estuary]

L

[lost basalt]

😭

[gentle barn]

HAHAHA

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178350682500243536/1198010496612319252/togif.gif

[lost basalt]

draco

[gentle barn]

Fools

[tardy walrus]

i am coming mf

ill make sure u have no fun

[lost basalt]

I will show everyone your thirst trap

[gentle barn]

...

We dont talk

About

That

[fallow kite]

Draco if you think we won't be using cedmod shut down the server already

[fallow kite]

should have said that earlier i left lol

[tardy walrus]

bye pussyyy

[gentle barn]

I love cedmod