general-chat

[rocky adder]

Anyways I'm here to interrupt this chat to post this minecraft skin I made for an SMP, I am very happy with it

shit ass motherfucking damn bitch

[somber raptor]

Swearing is fun

[supple torrent]

ummmm

[rocky adder]

Anyways

[supple torrent]

fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch, bitch damn motherfuckin ass pussy shit fuck?

[rocky adder]

No you're doing it wrong

[somber raptor]

Bro let out all the anger in one message

[rocky adder]

Fr

[somber raptor]

On revolver i have sniper sight

[solemn flame]

based

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214686590757117972/1263568503101853929/trolling.gif

[supple torrent]

I'm scared to talk what if they get mad at me for bein a wamen

[spice coyote]

if u on ca or eu u fine

[supple torrent]

Why is bright bad

[spice coyote]

well idk about eu

[spice coyote]

modded

[rocky adder]

Modded aspect is fine

Community not so much sometimes

[random schooner]

Yeah, if they're at a range where the sniper sight is inconvient, you can just use the shotgun either way

[somber raptor]

Exactly

[spice coyote]

the best iron

[solemn flame]

as ive said nw canada usually is fine

[somber raptor]

Also if you don't have the double shot system on the shotgun you should be in jail

[spice coyote]

true

[solemn flame]

lets just say they will be mad at your for being a woman

[spice coyote]

ca is like the only server that has mentally stable people on it

[lilac flax]

did this game die yet (im asking genuinely)

I'm not praying on its downfall

[somber raptor]

In a server i often played on, a woman once joined

So while talking we find out she's 37 and has 2 kids 💀

[somber raptor]

Not yet

[lilac flax]

I js wanna know its current state

[spice coyote]

it is pretty popular

[lilac flax]

is it more active than ever?

[solemn flame]

i know someone like that

[spice coyote]

officials are almost always full

[somber raptor]

In italy it's kinda stagnating

[lilac flax]

awesome, good to know

thanks

[solemn flame]

not at all, its at its highest

best all time peak was this month or last month

or smthn

[lilac flax]

[solemn flame]

or stays at like 10k per month as peak

[somber raptor]

Shit happened this year that almost killed the italian SL community

[orchid kraken]

One of the most craziest statements I've got in months

[spice coyote]

did liek the only active server shut down?

[somber raptor]

Pony what?

[supple torrent]

Someone scared the shit nout of me i didn't know an scp could be a person secretly

3114

[orchid kraken]

Rapwr

[somber raptor]

Nah, the most active server (8K members on discord) got nuked by one of its own owners over a disagreement

[solemn flame]

arent you new

you shouldnt play modded ass servers imo

[somber raptor]

💀

[solemn flame]

ruins first time experience and makes it harder to learn whats actually in the game

[orchid kraken]

Those are the kind of messages i get for just sending mlp sticker and yet im the insane one

[supple torrent]

Idk man I just picked a server that wasn't full

[spice coyote]

i think i heard about that when it happened

[somber raptor]

Just wait for a free spot on NW officials

[orchid kraken]

28/25

[spice coyote]

spam join nw ca1 or ca2 or ca3

if you only play on empty servers you wont play on the best servers

[somber raptor]

Damn

[solemn flame]

yeah lots of patrons are on tonight last i saw

[spice coyote]

you could prob get in on a round end

[solemn flame]

anyway this is why^ its cause it gives you afalse understanding of the game cause that scp shouldnt exist

[somber raptor]

Anyways guys bye

Imma leave you with this car

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-lalo-salamanca-hi-chat-howard-hamlin-better-call-saul-gif-25760692

[fallow kite]

I'm crying

after a fucking week

it works

IT WORKS

[supple torrent]

I'm so confused at what's going on in this game

I mean nobody's bullied me relentlessly

[supple torrent]

They're being genuinely nice this is fun

[fallow kite]

Cyberpsycho

[finite kelp]

Lore accurate V

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor The fact that my AK recoil control on the last 5 rounds is so much better than the starting point 💀

[hearty heart]

dude i FUCKING love cyberpunk

[velvet mason]

Hallow

[teal juniper]

Anyone know how I can report something I found online to the NW staff without linking it here?

[rancid dome]

@teal juniper Hey there, you can, yes, depending on who you want to report, you can either make a ticket/modmail or DM a staff member.

But if you're unsure, you may message any of the staffs for guidance.

[fallow kite]

I got mods to work on a cracked version

Now im going cracked

GOD i love sandevistan and cyberdeck combo

[hearty heart]

hell yeah

[fallow kite]

I also run crit mods

So i 1x hit practically everything

[fallow kite]

Got mods to reccomend?

[hearty heart]

i haven’t modded cyberpunk myself

tbh i still need to finish the game lol

[fallow kite]

Fuck finishing the game, have fun first

[hearty heart]

the game base game is fun enough lol, i haven’t had a reason to mod it yet

[fallow kite]

Fair

Go get some character mods or smth

[hearty heart]

maybe but i wanna mod fallout first

i wanna play through fallout london

[fallow kite]

Oh

The land of shanks

@hearty heart Anyway so whats your build

[hearty heart]

revolvers only, with high hacking

call it the suicide cowboy build

[fallow kite]

damn

[hearty heart]

make everyone kill themselves and use revolver to finish anyone left

[meager slate]

Very good car

[fallow kite]

Kill me Arasaka Cyberarms is 400mb

VORTEX IS RUNNING AT 300KB/S

FUCKKK

[chrome vapor]

hedgehog :]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-squishy-unimpressed-cute-gif-9615654

[unreal gate]

@gilded timber I didn't know you run a youtube channel
https://youtube.com/@iamlucid

[orchid kraken]

Is bro Lucid?

[bold talon]

Very good mod tho

I have a heavily modded cooberpoonk

[fallow kite]

got a modlist?

[fallow kite]

my internet is dog shite

[bold talon]

Yeah but I'm out of the country xD

I really recommend Enemies of Night City to make things more difficult

And realistic combat for more difficulty

[orchid kraken]

@bold talon

Your P :(

[gaunt talon]

Your P : (

[orchid kraken]

Add this to scp sl

[tough tapir]

[timid yacht]

Hey alexa play lucid dreams

[fallow forge]

CASSIE! UNSEAL #steam-emoji-spam AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[fallow forge]

How much max hp does that make you lose?

[fallow kite]

What

wdym

I dont lose any

[fallow forge]

oh wait you arent over chrome limit?

[fallow kite]

I have a mod that reduces all cyberware chrome cost to zero

[fallow forge]

oh

[bold talon]

Your N :(

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[orchid kraken]

[fallow kite]

Emoji 2

[orchid kraken]

[fallow kite]

Emoji 9

[bold jasper]

garn

[errant hollow]

Weirds ballsacks heads man

[fickle ibex]

days in the life of one of these weirds lookings things

[errant hollow]

Lalalalalalalalalala

[strange trellis]

day in the life of fingies

i'm going to touch you

in elden rings

[errant hollow]

Day in the life of stupid tree

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1266116495163785256/cars_funny_face.gif

[distant cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1266116495163785256/cars_funny_face.gif?ex=66a7461f&is=66a5f49f&hm=9bcaa3d5ad24ed9152f3b05255f21d4cb339b00f25b990c516786afcdff827c7&

[errant hollow]

Stupid fucking cat

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-hit-single-fnf-no-gif-3466891154401241773

[errant hollow]

Stupid dumb fucking cat

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912254840141393950/1258904280140877864/scp_skibidi.gif

[strange trellis]

we should make him into chinese cuisine

[errant hollow]

Hm maybe not that

[strange trellis]

do you have any ideas?

[tame hollow]

your p

[gaunt talon]

Our p

[bold talon]

your j :(

[tame hollow]

💀

[orchid kraken]

Car

I hate people

Except for [REDACTED]

[fallow kite]

Hi Car

https://tenor.com/view/care-garn-garn47-47-funny-gif-3665055643533589689

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

@tame hollow who's your favorite mlp character

[strange trellis]

My Little Penis

[tame hollow]

lol

[tame hollow]

none, I friend of mine became a shut-in after he invested too much time into that fandom
completely banana in his head now

[orchid kraken]

Most people come out as retarded dumbasses who cant hold themselves

But i am truest sigma

[errant hollow]

MY LOTTLE PENIS

PENIS

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PENIS

Who tf changed my name again

[errant hollow]

https://media.tenor.com/qFhBZ_n8zX8AAAAM/fume-knight.gif

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PENIS

[errant hollow]

You have a small dick?

Wow

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PENIS

[trail glade]

the new show

[crude phoenix]

balls of steel

[strange trellis]

yes

[fallow kite]

[fallow kite]

CAR

HI CAR

[orchid kraken]

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID

[eager wadi]

you two are weird

[fallow kite]

How

[orchid kraken]

No you sre

Are

Saying i am weird for being weird

So weird from you

[eager wadi]

thank you for proving my point.

[orchid kraken]

Just kill me atp

[bold jasper]

Who the hell gives out ramen to kids on Halloween

And why is it Halloween themed in JULY

corporate america ruins everything man

[eager wadi]

it is very scary ramen

so they put halloween tag on it

[bold jasper]

The scary part about it is the sodium

Is this stuff even legal elsewhere besides here

[orchid kraken]

Scariest part of it is thats its orange

Dclass....

[distant cove]

And all for some mid Ramen

[fossil oxide]

Does Xmas themed in November also happens?

[fossil oxide]

Class-D are awesome

[tough tapir]

your E :(

[bold jasper]

Actually, some places are beginning Christmas stuff already

[rocky adder]

Alright burn it all down

[bold jasper]

A local radio station has already started running constant ads saying "get ready for November 1st because we're playing Christmas music!!!"

like shut up shut up shut up please

[rocky adder]

Man.

[mystic summit]

Aw creeper.

[orchid kraken]

Why does spongebob always have most disgusting 2 second close up scenes

[bold jasper]

I mean I find it disgusting that places can sell candy like 4 months in advance

What kind of shit is in this candy that it has such a long shelf life

[fallow kite]

Hi

[visual acorn]

I heard they started putting Dihydrogen monoxide in some products

This stuff is crazy dangerous and we eat it every day

😭

[bold jasper]

erm

[rocky adder]

Just let him have it

[orchid kraken]

|| ||

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

i am unsure about the preservatives but yeah

[fallow kite]

Yo i need help

How to organize my flashdrives?

Also how durable are flashdrives

Might get some since i 100% aint trusting google drive to hold all my good shit

[jovial cypress]

when scp sl support intel graphics

[compact dock]

intel integrated graphics is becoming quickly outdated, I doubt support is coming for it any time soon. You could try changing the render engine ingame and see if it affects it

like Vulcan vs DX11 vs DX12

[bold kettle]

Intel graphics simply dont have what it takes to run most games (especially newer)

unfortunately

[compact dock]

DX11 is probably your best bet

[gilded timber]

That is NOT me

[tough tapir]

Lucidn't

[gilded timber]

https://www.youtube.com/@mostlylucid1562

There is mine, 24 subscribers and a bunch of unlisted videos

[jovial cypress]

i will try, also i got a intel iris xe graphics card, which is pretty gud for some games 😭

[bold kettle]

smh no content

[gilded timber]

I basically only use it for cheater reports and footage of me and my friends losing our minds in Roblox obbyies at 3-4am

[visual acorn]

Balls

The amount of balls is crazy

[plush bolt]

[rocky adder]

I think I should be allowed to ignore laws and cut down a tree not on my land with zero consequence

[solemn flame]

I think I should be allowed to ignore any law I want

[unkempt rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166785409938903211/1267165605480370289/BTvHSkYfZWXX6uCP.mp4?ex=66a7cb6f&is=66a679ef&hm=6754573f59458d9d4bb446a1c392eb3abd0ad126eb76e650b271ca6539a6a419&

[timid yacht]

Omg

U know what

I tried that

On olddd sl like beflre refracted and parabellum

And it ran at like 4 fps

[fossil oxide]

Ain't no freaking way bro

[solemn flame]

People still have Christmas lights up for me

[sterile crater]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[sterile crater]

minecraft

[fallow kite]

ew

[sterile crater]

oldest anarchy server in minecrafT?

[timid yacht]

2b2t

[sterile crater]

yes

love it

[fallow kite]

whats up people

how is everyone

[eager wadi]

that is everyone

[rocky adder]

Who wants rep

[zinc gazelle]

Me i guess

[rocky adder]

!rep @zinc gazelle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @zinc gazelle a reputation point!

[zinc gazelle]

Thanks!

[rough wing]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[zinc gazelle]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

!rep @rough wing

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rough wing a reputation point!

[rough wing]

repsepction

[gaunt talon]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[zinc gazelle]

Well that’s pity

[peak drift]

How do you make an scp sl server public

[eager wadi]

Hello, could you check #1098299774291157043

[peak drift]

Bet thanks

[peak crane]

anyone struggling with the fps on this game?

getting 5 fps

when ive got a capable pc

not sure why

[eager wadi]

whats your pc setup

[orchid kraken]

Can i copy paste you?

[eager wadi]

you are weird.

[orchid kraken]

Bruh

[peak crane]

32gb ram, ryzen 5 3600, rx 5600xt games on a hardrive

[eager wadi]

mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support

[orchid kraken]

Bro literally has 1 gen down mine

R5 5500+5700xt

[peak crane]

done

[visual acorn]

Did some minor changes to my desktop

Now it's clean

[eager wadi]

gigabyte rtx my beloved

[visual acorn]

This card is so cold compared to my laptop gpu

The maximum temperature is like 65°

[teal juniper]

I did a ticket. I think a patreon support ticket counts for reporting a leak.

I also sent NW an email about it days ago but, IDK if they got it.

[still moth]

overclock it til it reaches minimum 80

did you build it yourself or is it a pre-built?

[fleet stratus]

i dont think it would matter for the temps

unless he fucked up the airflow

[fervent mauve]

Hello.

[fallow kite]

how do u live without numpad on ur keyboard

[visual acorn]

I used it back then only for soundboard

[orchid kraken]

No more car

[visual acorn]

I build it myself

[fallow kite]

soundpad?

[tough tapir]

@eager wadi Your N :(

[visual acorn]

It's already over locked by default

[eager wadi]

:(

Your A

[tough tapir]

:(

[visual acorn]

A program that produces custom sounds into your mic

[fallow kite]

thx 😄

[visual acorn]

So other people can enjoy what you are playing

[modern sky]

Wait i dont understand, do we get a global badge if we get the 10 dollar option on Patreon ?

[fallow kite]

now i know what it's name

[tough tapir]

Skibidi sounds

dub dub yes yes

[eager wadi]

Correct

[orchid kraken]

@fallow kite no more Car cuz i want to seem less weird bruh

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21985672

[modern sky]

oh thats nice i think im gonna get that option cuz its my birthday today and i got some money to spend

[atomic barn]

how cooked is mr beast on a scale of 1-10

[orchid kraken]

7

I mean actually

3

[atomic barn]

?

he is not surviving the alegations

[fallow kite]

Blocked

It's over don't talk to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1261422159310491678/oLHLmpwmiDf62RtTGcD0.gif

[orchid kraken]

What exact allegations?

I thought it was his friend who got caught

Mr.beast even hired ppl to investigate it

[orchid kraken]

Freakbob...

[atomic barn]

he got caught faking hes vids

[orchid kraken]

Like with money ?

Or what exactly

[atomic barn]

kinda il send you the vid link

[somber raptor]

hi

[tight ermine]

You're using my gif :D

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/death-cat-falls-over-gif-17605935280907017193

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/wah-serval-wah-serval-blue-corner-wah-wah-wah-gif-9294668074869302114

[fallow kite]

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[lethal scroll]

I found a group of cannibals ehabating the tower of London and Tower Bridge in fallout London

I killed them all

Then ate em

[eager wadi]

then i started playing fallout london

[lethal scroll]

At least he ain't a kiddie diddler

[winged pewter]

Why do hackers exist 😭

[eager wadi]

cheaters have nothing to do with their lives.

[winged pewter]

(Already reported him, nathan) :P

[winged pewter]

Yes, but why...

[eager wadi]

i am dead now

[winged pewter]

How do people get the idea to: "Lets just ruin everyones fun and my own"

[visual acorn]

After a little bit of struggling, I managed to synchronize all the rgb together

[winged pewter]

Oops, forgot a word xD

[eager wadi]

pretty much for attention

[visual acorn]

A red wave appears when I press on a keyboard

[atomic barn]

oh nah

[lethal scroll]

No offense to any Brits in the chat
I really hope someone mods the queen back in

I completely understand why the devs removed her though

[somber raptor]

they finally gave NAVI their trophy in CS2

[visual acorn]

I was cheating in csgo when I was really young

[eager wadi]

you had a skill issue

[visual acorn]

But I almost only played HvH

[visual acorn]

Fr

[visual acorn]

I was not enjoying the main game because I was so damn bad

[hearty heart]

and then you played peak

[rough wing]

dude i have never hit this fucking low in my life

[chilly vault]

it wouldnt make sense for her to still be alived

not AFTER the bombs fell mind you

before

they fall during like 2077

she would be long, LONG dead by then

[hearty heart]

nuh uh i injected her with the zombie virus making her come back and eat you

[solemn flame]

who said they didnt have anti aging tech before the bombs

[hearty heart]

mr house

dude what if the queen is alive like mr house

[solemn flame]

EXACTLY

DUDE

[hearty heart]

would be fucking crazy just saying

[chilly vault]

i guess

[solemn flame]

mr house is watching skibidi rn

[chilly vault]

to be utterly truthful i see a lot of vids on youtube saying that london is super great and awesome

but its just good i think

[lethal scroll]

And the guy who made nuka cola too

[chilly vault]

better then fallout 4 but not by a lot

[hearty heart]

it’s either she became mr house or she’s like that dude in nuka world who only has a head

[solemn flame]

i mean this is still pretty impressive

[chilly vault]

yeah its impressive

[hearty heart]

it’s insanely impressive

[chilly vault]

and i enjoy playing it

im not blown away though

[hearty heart]

this is the second big dlc mod to come out

[lethal scroll]

The butt plug building is only a unfinished skeleton

[chilly vault]

but truthfully a lot of my gripes with london is not really its fault

but the fault of the game it was built off of

i really dont like fallout 4 lol

[lethal scroll]

The butt plug building aka the Gherkin

[hearty heart]

fair

[chilly vault]

not because of its like technical features

[hearty heart]

i’m excited to see if other projects get finished for 4 now

like fallout miami

[chilly vault]

i just think that the only valuable part of the game is its base building and combat, and everything else in fallout 4 is ass

the writing? ass. Worldbuilding? ass. characters? mid. environments? ok but still mostly ass.

london inherets *some of these issues

writing, i cant say much on since i have not played all of it yet

but its been barely passable so far

[hearty heart]

4 has the worst story in the series and it’s not even close

[chilly vault]

worldbuilding is good and leagues above fallout

[chilly vault]

so actually factful and truthfu

the story is abysmal dogshit

[hearty heart]

even 76 had a much more compelling storyline than 4

[chilly vault]

honestly no story line is better for fallout 4

then what it got

[hearty heart]

the factions are what suck about 4

all of them such

[solemn flame]

ive enjoyed 76 way more than 4

[chilly vault]

they are so dogshit

[solemn flame]

just in general

[hearty heart]

same!

i think it’s a better game

[chilly vault]

god i could shit on fo4 all day long

[hearty heart]

my rank for modern fallout games is this

[chilly vault]

new vegas of course is hte shining pinnacle of 3D fallout game

i wouldnt know about the original two

[hearty heart]

NV>76>3>4

[solemn flame]

im a sucker for good graphics so it holds me back from truly enjoying vegas

which kind of sucks

[hearty heart]

eh just mod it

you can make it look decent

[solemn flame]

true

i also am not a fan of how the pip boy owrks

[hearty heart]

tales of two wastelands is a mod you really need though

combining NV and 3 is so much fun

and if you can ignore its past

play fallout the frontier

it’s a really fun mod

[forest field]

I genuinely don't think I could live without the weapon condition rework that NV did, how F3 did it was agonizing

[hearty heart]

eh once you get jury rig weapon repair doesn’t mean anything

[forest field]

Yeah, I just despised how F3 made it so that your weapon's performance degraded starting at 99% rather than NV's 75%

[hearty heart]

true

that’s why you play through 3 via tales

[forest field]

Exactly

[hearty heart]

much better experience

[rigid locust]

no thats why you paly metro instead of falloff

🥶

even stalker solos fallout

[hearty heart]

all three are good

[chilly vault]

what i liked the absolute most about new vegas is how it finally seemed that people were rebuilding

and actually trying to create a society

and then fo4 rolled around and dropped it all in favour of the shittiest writing ever bestowed upon the franchise

it seems to me that london is struggling from being caught between these two things

[rigid locust]

no im a stalker/metro fan and we all agree falloff slop is dogshit

even shitvegas too can't compare to any metro game

[real hinge]

Night Vision Goggles in a Gas Mask?? Strange

[pearl anvil]

it’s heat

[real hinge]

For me it's weird and meaningless... Weird in the sense that I hadn't seen something like this before :v

[somber raptor]

Bruh i'm pretty sure the 'Blaze' skin for the deagle is the most expensive purple rarity skin ever lol

[fickle barn]

jasper creations is in this server btw

[fallow kite]

Who

[eager wadi]

who

[gaunt talon]

Who

[patent bear]

nobody knows who that is bro

[solemn flame]

Who

[visual acorn]

jasper creations

[gaunt talon]

Who's Jasper creations

A casual

[glacial nymph]

Hi everyone

Hmmmm

Dead chat

I can fix that

cough cough

Who wants free aura (rep)

Dayum u guys died (having life im so proud of y'all)

[gilded timber]

Free internet points????

[glacial nymph]

Hell naw get back to work

Touch grass smh

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Enjoy

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 40 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fallow kite]

I'd rather rep myself

[tight ermine]

!rep .plank

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold jasper a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

Thank you!

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 4 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[somber raptor]

It finally fell off

[fallow kite]

hi people

guys how do i level up in the server

[strange niche]

by socialising with people

[fallow kite]

Hello

I’m socializing

[gilded timber]

Thank god

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1261422159310491678/oLHLmpwmiDf62RtTGcD0.gif

How you felt after saying this

[strange niche]

more with disdain than anything

though I am tired as all hell

[fallow kite]

so uh does anyone here like scp

[forest field]

Never heard of it.

[fallow kite]

well its pretty coool

[lethal scroll]

Before I fall asleep
I have something to say
Y'all know those lofthouse frosted soft sugar cookies?

I dip mine in ketchup and mustard

[rough wing]

Before I fall asleep

I have a confession to make

You guys know the biscuits that are eaten with tea and are rectangular?

I like dipping mine in garlic yoghurt mixture

[full mountain]

Ah hem

[chrome zephyr]

Does anyone know in a vanilla way what the % of the candies are? (scp-330)

[quick knot]

they all have equal chances

which would be 16.67% for all of them (besides Pink)

@chrome zephyr

[chrome zephyr]

thnx

[chrome zephyr]

By besides, do you mean that pink candy also has that chance or that it is different?

[empty hearth]

pink candy has a 1% chance

[quick knot]

Pink Candy in Vanilla is a 0%

do not listen to the patron

[empty hearth]

oh yeah there’s that

[quick knot]

also no server actually sets it to 1% as that's not how this game does probability for 330 or lockers

[empty hearth]

do not listen to the northwood staff, he has no idea what he’s talking about as he’s in an 096 deep state

[chrome zephyr]

okey thnx

[lethal scroll]

Life saving advice from the Bullsquid

Never keep your phone under your pillow

It'll trap the heat and could cause it to combust

[fallow kite]

That's not going to happen

[strange trellis]

why the fuck would i put my phone under my pillow

[sleek estuary]

erm actually my server does it at 2% 🤓

[quick knot]

It is probably like 2 point something

unless they went through the trouble of finding the exact value needed to make it be 2%

[sleek estuary]

erm i made everything for my server

i just create a chance method, when interacting and they get lucky enough they get pink candy instead

[gilded timber]

https://github.com/DentyTxR/StopGeneratorsAfterWarhead

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[sleek estuary]

fr? 😭

honestly it should be base game

[unreal gate]

@steep summit what playing moira does to a mf

new passive: psychological damage

[astral ibex]

poor baby :(

[fallow forge]

playing moira ensures recieving death threats

from both the enemy and your teammates

[unreal gate]

lol

[orchid kraken]

I get same message cuz i play bastion

[hollow furnace]

guys

watch me say something super gay amd then get banned

ummmm

i love men

👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿

[hollow furnace]

dboy has insurmountable rizz

absolutely chiseled

straight up michelangelo

[silent idol]

I think its time you got banned

[hollow furnace]

WAIT I WAS JOKI-

[silent idol]

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[unreal gate]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[unreal gate]

wrong one

!hubertrep

[hollow furnace]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[unreal gate]

did they remove it

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[unreal gate]

nah they removed it

buh

[gilded timber]

Changed to !hubert

[hollow furnace]

hubert is busy deleting the default cube from the sz rework

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/775469661193502720/rephubert.gif?ex=66a80766&is=66a6b5e6&hm=79e7bfca8fc8a3c5a87cc09b52bede1f34a91cc39954f3ebc99a48e951663374&

[unreal gate]

bruh

!hubert

nah

fuck yall

im suggesting this shit

always be removing good commands

[orchid kraken]

@unreal gate

[amber ether]

Who let this fairwell guy here

Hey @foggy coyote I require tech support

[orchid kraken]

Hi, mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support

Copy pasted

[amber ether]

He and I are friends

I’m messin w/ him

[sonic musk]

Hi, please open a ticket here #technical-support

[sonic musk]

doin a mod's job

[solemn flame]

who brought this osm here...

[solemn flame]

[orchid kraken]

They dont know i make animations...

[amber ether]

Oh gosh not this Lysol guy

[solemn flame]

youre in my realm now...

[amber ether]

Thank you so much for paying my salary

[solemn flame]

youre welcome

[amber ether]

(I do not get paid)

[solemn flame]

(i know)

[amber ether]

[solemn flame]

my money goes to huberts blue lobster dinners

[sonic musk]

lysol can you move from nw canada to nw europe please

[solemn flame]

no

i prefer not having 100 ping

plus cool people on ca rn

[amber ether]

Lysol can you move from NW to somewhere like banana’s bungalow

[sonic musk]

@dire lagoon mentioned

[solemn flame]

thats my go to when i get banned

[amber ether]

[solemn flame]

which wont happen again im a changed man

no more zombie suicide

[sonic musk]

zombie evade

[solemn flame]

nw just make zombie fun already 😔

[vagrant ermine]

Bro the way the tesla gate looks at me after becoming a zombie

Its near impossible to resist

[amber ether]

That’s so real

[gentle sentinel]

no

[amber ether]

Make me skeleton

[solemn flame]

hubert if you can hear us fix zombie

[gentle sentinel]

I was not given skeleton in kurva so I will make the game worse.

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-if-you-can-hear-us-save-us-save-us-lord-save-us-god-floptok-gif-8118611758178273971

[amber ether]

I literally gave you it during the fun round!

[gentle sentinel]

I asked again and they said no

[solemn flame]

why tf is this gif so laggy

[random schooner]

Make the flamingos permanent, please

[vagrant ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-internet-slow-internet-cast-wizard-gif-15526244104305474494

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-lalo-salamanca-hi-chat-howard-hamlin-better-call-saul-gif-25760692

[amber ether]

Kurva players idk

Not a me issue

[sonic musk]

do not search "tesla gate scp" on gifs, it's kinda weird

[gentle sentinel]

What do I get out of that

That is effort

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bride-me-gif-10498514

$100 and sure

[solemn flame]

if i donate $100 can you make sure flamingos are never added

[gentle sentinel]

We can do an auction, whoever sends me the most money it either gets added or never added

[solemn flame]

[gentle sentinel]

We shall start at $100, do I see a $110?

[amber ether]

How about I’ll perma ban anyone you want off of NW

Starting with Lysol

[solemn flame]

how about this guy

🙏

[amber ether]

I’m on LOA

[solemn flame]

its so over

[amber ether]

😬

[gentle sentinel]

Just to be clear I’m joking by the way before some funny man tries to make some youtube videos saying “NW staff exposed for taking bribes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[solemn flame]

dw ik

someone donated $5000 once and hubert asked him to refund it

iirc

[amber ether]

Nah it’s already too late

I’m almost done editing

[solemn flame]

im on team northwood

northwood deepstate

[gentle sentinel]

“Sorry no refunds, please call our complaint line”

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-toy-pushing-gif-13790655

[solemn flame]

i will dm you for tech support assistance

[gilded timber]

Dm me for tech support assistance

I look at all the tickets and help in none of them

[solemn flame]

incredibly based

[fallow kite]

hello humans

The fact that i have more FPS in 2077 than scpsl

[fallow kite]

w game

[fallow kite]

i installed like 100 mods on it

suprised it runs on 102

[fallow kite]

I have it on xbox so cant, what mods?

[fallow kite]

I'd get banned if i say some here

[fallow kite]

Ahhhh got ya

[dire lagoon]

Hello

[fallow kite]

But yeah\

my average on SL is 90

Cp2077 is 102

[gilded timber]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[vagrant ermine]

I get around 200 fps in R6 but can barely hit 50 in SL

[dusk parcel]

You know, ever since the rework I have NEVER played 939. Like not fucking ONCE

[fallow kite]

i know why

you dont want other teammates to look at your ass and lose the game

[dusk parcel]

No like I want to play 939, but it's never given me the option to

[solemn flame]

put your preference up

[summer adder]

The amount of particles that can be discharged in like 4 seconds from 15 people in a tiny room is immense

Grenades and shit really don't help with the bullets

[vagrant ermine]

Even with the lowest settings possible with nothing else running I can only get up to like 70

[summer adder]

God damn my PC is broken so I'm using my old one

And I get better fps than that with a 1060

On lowest

[dusk parcel]

It's at max 😭

[random schooner]

Thanks, I called, and Hubert said he will officially re-add Flamingos later next month

[hollow sparrow]

Ima call that

[solemn flame]

[hollow sparrow]

Hmm

No one picking up

[random schooner]

It must be down. Did you try DMing Hubert your concerns direclty?

[hollow sparrow]

Uh

Noe

I think Hubert won’t check DMs anyway

[random schooner]

Then just ping him, ez pz

[hollow sparrow]

Cause there might be too many for him to check mine

[hollow sparrow]

Bro I can’t do that

I can’t just ping him for no reason

Don’t nerd react me

😡

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[hollow sparrow]

Man I applied for content creator partnership 2 months ago and nothing happened

[solemn flame]

arent apps closed for that

[hollow sparrow]

Yes

But I said 2 months ago

I applied

[solemn flame]

theyve been closed for a while

[hollow sparrow]

How

2 months ago they were open

[solemn flame]

idk

[hollow sparrow]

Crazy

No wonder that they ain’t reviewing my application 😔

But Northwood is busy anyway

Lots of things to do

24/7

[random schooner]

Things for Northwood to do:

• Nerf Cola again
• Buff Cola again
• Nerf 96
• Nerf 96 again
• Buff 96 to be stronger than he originall was
• Re-nerf 96
• Buff Cola Again

[vague cove]

wha

[hollow sparrow]

Lmao

Bro they have already their own list

I think

[left chasm]

whimza gaming

[vague cove]

Real shit

[hollow sparrow]

What the sigma

I just realized

Partner Event yesterday was fun

[vague cove]

Common marketing w

[left chasm]

[hollow sparrow]

[fossil oxide]

Everyone's future subconscious is thinking it, I'm just saying it:

• Nerf 1853

[random schooner]

They make it lore accurate by making it so 1853 turns you into a hyper competitive, toxic jerk that no one likes that takes all the loot and gear before everyone else does and mocks everyone else for not being better

[left chasm]

[hollow sparrow]

Why u sad 😔

[left chasm]

idk

[left chasm]

thx

[hollow sparrow]

[polar spade]

Right, it was 1853. Im not an asshole see, it was just the green funny liquid

[arctic cape]

I love Raven

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-106-scp-containment-breach-containment-breach-caption-gif-6214244797194172854

[hollow sparrow]

Real

Im scared of new human models in sl

[limpid pendant]

they look sick

the ntf reminds me of the combine but other than that its a cool upgrade

[rough wing]

civil protection*

[limpid pendant]

oops sorry

[rough wing]

I love the IRA 🇮🇪

[orchid kraken]

@ikonicreal

[frosty bolt]

Ah yeah I figured you looked familiar

[hollow sparrow]

Hehe

[hollow sparrow]

Real

[orchid kraken]

Hop on pony town

[hollow sparrow]

Huh

[rough wing]

Hop on pony town

[hollow sparrow]

Huh

[arctic cape]

zoom zoom meme gif

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-researching-who-asked-who-asked-who-asked-gif-25381030

[arctic cape]

What's the difference between irish and british?

[rough wing]

one fought for their independence

[arctic cape]

UK counts too since it was conquered by the romans

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: Despite Irish being associated heavily with potatos, Potatos actually came from the Americas

[arctic cape]

Which america?

[random schooner]

This America

[arctic cape]

These

[random schooner]

Yes, plural, because there's both North America, and South America

[hollow sparrow]

Chat died

Oh noeee

[random schooner]

Talk about something fun and relatable,

Like the worst experience you've had while drunk

[iron gazelle]

took benadryl and went to sleep

woke up 2 hours later

[hollow sparrow]

Playing with Hubert

I was kinda drunk

(It was 3 am)

[gaunt talon]

What server was Hubert playing on

[hollow sparrow]

Marketing Server

Yesterday

[rough wing]

yesterday i fell asleep at my girl's house and woke up with every bone in my body hurting

[hollow sparrow]

Damn

[rough wing]

they still hurt

[hollow sparrow]

Crazy

[rough wing]

I completely missed the fun part

[hollow sparrow]

Awh

[random schooner]

Damn, that sucks, did you look into getting your skeleton removed? Besides the pain I heard they are spooky

[hollow sparrow]

I think bro became 3114

[fallow kite]

bro 💀

real lore accurate type shit

[rough wing]

i enjoy her company 👍

[silent idol]

How tf are you not maxing out the limit

[random schooner]

Heck No. BTW do you have any skin for sale?

[fallow kite]

cheats

i have a mod on

[silent idol]

I was gonna say how the fuck

[hollow sparrow]

Noe sadly not

[random schooner]

nvm I found this

[hollow sparrow]

LOL

Scp 3114 ahhh

[elfin sable]

meow

[elfin sable]

this real???

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-gif-27161697

[elfin sable]

paws at you

[random schooner]

Sure, just go to WeBuySkin dot com

[fallow kite]

its fun to cheat in cp2077

i cna fucking wipe maxtac instantly

[silent idol]

Deserved

[fallow kite]

renember adam smasher

yeah thanks to a critmod i 1hit him using the starter pistol

[random schooner]

But in all seriousness webuyskin links to the Freakbait website

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cheems-doge-cyberpunk-cyber-synthwave-gif-26546679

[silent idol]

Where the fuck did you come from

[rough wing]

the olympics surfing is gonna be held in tahiti

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-rdr2-gif-5765354994018836325

One more score arthur

[elfin sable]

checking rn

WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO MY PHONE

@random schooner

ACCEPT MG DM

[random schooner]

no

[elfin sable]

why

what website did u make me go to

wtf

tf is freakbait

[random schooner]

What, its a normal website

[elfin sable]

THATS NOT A NORMAL WEBSITE

my discord crashed

tell me what does it do

TELL ME

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/virus-please-wait-downloading-retro-win95-gif-26539025

[elfin sable]

if it makes my battery run iuut faster than usual imma get PISSED

[elfin sable]

😨

its a joke right

[random schooner]

As opposed to?

[elfin sable]

is it a joke

if it isnt im telling my parents

:c

[fervent mauve]

Hi.

[terse terrace]

How to tame scp 173?

[elfin sable]

@random schooner

[random schooner]

Did you try giving him candy?

[hollow sparrow]

Scp secret lobotomy is a good game

[deft root]

Why haz no one told me that ultrakill was zo good

Still have to get used to the controls but GOD it's fun

[left chasm]

hiyya

[fervent mauve]

By candy

[distant cove]

“What if we gave that freaky statue thing some 420-J”

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bunny-bunny-cat-cat-bunny-drewisme-gif-21993650

[random schooner]

Daily Spongdal

[steep summit]

but why

[hollow sparrow]

hi hubert

[random schooner]

Look whose talking

[hollow sparrow]

thats crazy

[random schooner]

Crazy?

[hollow sparrow]

never saw hubert in chat in my life

i made a special gif for him

[random schooner]

He mostly posts random gifs and leaves

[hollow sparrow]

😔

[random schooner]

"But why" is the only time I've seen him post text

[hollow sparrow]

😭

well i can now finally flex that i met hubert personnaly in sl

[polar spade]

"Why, it's like already stoned"

[hollow sparrow]

😎

[wicked spade]

oi yall s&box went public

[gaunt talon]

Can't find it

[wicked spade]

i can't share the link but someone put it in gmod forums discussions

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-gif-27161697

[orchid kraken]

Imagine having choice by all 10019391877482992747291 possible pfp's and bros chooses his face

Send me 100€ Hubert

[steep summit]

Define pfp

[hollow sparrow]

woah

[wicked spade]

boys this is it this is our chance to @ hubert

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cucumber-scared-gif-10226870

[steep summit]

why are cars always scared shitless of cucumbers

[hollow sparrow]

CAT!!!!!!!!

[hollow sparrow]

hmm

because

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cucumber-gif-stupid-kitty-gif-22547295

[hollow sparrow]

they look like aliens maybe

or green grenade

in long form

[orchid kraken]

Hubert...... Go from unity to Source....

Source 2...

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-eng-engineer-chainsaw-gif-22756322

[orchid kraken]

No unity...
Source... yes... source... hmph.... source

Unity shit...

[polar spade]

Change to Gadot

[wicked spade]

change to unreal engine 5

[hollow sparrow]

guys imagine hubert quits making sl on unity and starts making it someho on unreal engine

i got a theory...

hear me out..

grafics will explode

[wicked spade]

cards will melt

cpu's will blow

[wary root]

add ray tracing while your at it

[hollow sparrow]

hubert needs to open dms 😔

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/miros-bird-rain-world-scissor-gif-4411924426290466839

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/a-simple-wrong-would-have-worked-gif-19288086

[wicked spade]

we need to post him hot 049 pics

[gaunt talon]

So he can base the new 049 model on those pics

[strange niche]

are we going back to 2015 again?

[distant cove]

GARLIC BREAD!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/kalm-calm-panik-meme-mem-gif-19765028

[wicked spade]

thank god that meme trend has died

[minor goblet]

SL devs working hard on an update

[polar spade]

We shall revive it

[wicked spade]

oh lord no

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n5VAIjBeAI

[steep summit]

engineer gaming

[strange niche]

engineer gaming

[distant cove]

hear me out
engineer gaming

[tough tapir]

Spy gaming

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-fans-laugh-joke-no-laugh-overused-joke-gif-8470400043278829466

[polar spade]

Kid Cosmic was a good show

[strange niche]

indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTXRpHq2Fp8
But we all know Papa G was the MVP

[polar spade]

Papa G is the greatest character since Grunkle Stan

[strange niche]

God watching as 40,000 Papa G clones roll up to the gates

https://tenor.com/view/wide-eyes-joey-friends-realization-gif-11054707

[cinder sapphire]

No

[polar spade]

If every single instance of Papa G counts as murder, Papa G is going to the boiler room of hell

[strange niche]

I am fairly certain that each Papa G was an instant copy of the original Papa G, but they immediately accept they are a clone and yeet themselves into danger

which I mean, fair enough, Papa G has balls of steel for accepting it that quickly

[hollow sparrow]

yes

[polar spade]

Papa G will gladly lay down his life for others

[strange niche]

Yeah Papa G is selfless in character, so being unafraid of the whole cloning thing makes sense

[cinder sapphire]

Nope

[hollow sparrow]

yea

[cinder sapphire]

N O

[hollow sparrow]

Y E S

[polar spade]

Man, i need more shows like Kid Cosmic and Gravity Falls
Me and my brother are running out of shows fast

[cinder sapphire]

I am nuking you

No

[hollow sparrow]

same

yes

[strange niche]

A surprisingly good one recently-ish was Centaurworld

[cinder sapphire]

How you are weak…

[hollow sparrow]

hmh

[strange niche]

I mean granted it was weird as shit but fun

[hollow sparrow]

how you wanna find out?

i could be famous

i could be rich

[cinder sapphire]

No

You are not

[hollow sparrow]

not what?

cool enough like you

[cinder sapphire]

Any of those

[hollow sparrow]

😎

[hollow sparrow]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm