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Its always the walloniers 🙏
:(
Reason to vote vlaams belang 🙂
trvthnvke
Your B
Ewwww its NW staff
:(
omg its NW staff! :D
!langru
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There's a reason I'm not a small woman
are you a big, buff one?
1984
I just want to let you know
i am scared of you
if that is the case
Tutorial is literally forgotten media in scp sl
Not true
Hi Car
MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID
RP servers are literally hell
hm
"You got banned
Reason: non RP jump"
some of them are good enough
bhop
I jumped twice in a row from jumpscare
Explained to admin its because i got literally jumpscared
As always
I was talking to a wall not to a person
Explaining something to in game staff is talking to a wall
I play on my friend server
There is good community
but it Russian server
And me too
I play on Turkish RP servers sometimes
Not good
They treat me like their goddess, one server even gave me the owner tag on the server
Never seen a nw staff member before
Theres one russian server giving any girl free VIP
And guess what
Its dead
The server that gave me the owner tag also just disappeared
Owner was around 13 or 14 tho
Servers who are corrupt just die very quick
I didn't do anything really besides playing really overpowered humanoid scps
Or well, anomalous mtf
With insane stats
And they all had to accommodate for it
:333
Servers that have owners who are 13-16 always end up being corrupt and dying quicker than i shit in toilet
💀
There are some outliers
I was 16 when I first hosted so I ain't gonna say much either xD
fish sandwich
Has there been a gun rework update yet
You're telling me a fish this sandwich?
fish
fish + sandwich
Fish sandwich
i wish i was a woman AND a NW staff
so i could enjoy the fruits of whatever this is
actually nevermind i don't wish i was a woman
you are what you are comrade
that's why pineapple is bomb
(According to btd6 lore)
I didn't speak at all
Cuz you can hear the trans in my voice
damn
Just certain English servers I'm comfortable speaking in
im not trans so idk how that feels
fallout new vegas fanbase
wdym
me
not the lore accurate tho
sadly
huh
(g)A(y) - Train
Is that Captain Falcon?
Wait
Captain Falco
How did they end up calling him again?
Or just Captain America
they are all...how do I put this lightly
interesting people
look at what was being talked above
oh look meme zone 2
Dog with the butter
yeah my dumbass thought trains meant trains
as one of the fonv fan, i agree
another community I can't interact with
Join NW (this is a call for help)
,,Ill open discord, I hope I wont see politics!" <-- clueless
when i play on a team that was deployed to get rid of the SCP
and the team that was deployed to get rid of SCPs runs off when they see an scp
hows everyone doing?
Yummers
what
HA GREEN ROLE
😦
i love interrole racism yes
I am a minority
fr tho hows everyones day?
level 10
how to level up 🤤
git gud
well your doing soming by talking to me lol
you know what would be a cool game imo
what?
Scp secret lab but its freaky so all the player models are 939
scp thicc lab
Scp freaky lab
+add butt clapping noises and it will be a goat
stop
yield
cease
an fps game but with the dumbest weapon in existance (ofc somehow made balanced), like the Apache pistol, .50 BMG converted M1911, M1895 New Model Revolving Rifle, Volley gun etc... and maybe even some non-existant but kinda realistic dumb weapons like an underbarrel grenade launcher on an M79 grenade launcher, or some comically large calibers
sounds like a good idea, what will it be called
idk
Insanity Insurgance
fallout 4
damn
💀
thing is it would prob be easier to balance than it sounds
cuz for example a .50 BMG converted M1911 is gonna have a comically strong recoil
it would also be cool to have some funny effects for some of those guns
you do need to balance it when you just can one shot anything in your vicinity with a hand sized bullet
it would just fly out of your hand
thats a nice plan
like whenever you shoot the .50 BMG M1911 you have a chance of breaking your wrist
make it so when you shoot it it flies away 20 meters behind you
i wouldn't surprised
i lost my surprise emotion long ago after 2020 shenanigans
it looks like a rile
looks like something thats not so hard to make
rifle
i know but it's an M1911 with an extended barrel (and ofc, bigger barrel)
especially when youve got a bunch of tools and CNC at your disposal
gives me an idea 
it also looks like a car part
only 15 were made
unfortunately i don't think there's any footage of someone firing one of them
love all humans and animals
like a muffler
nuh uh
vine boom
when the
there he goes
ban is coming
fr
🙏 😥
what did little fella do
also, another thing that automatically balances it is the fact that it's single-shot
Talk to the ✋ playing as chaos rn
✋
let's try to make the stats for this gun... what do you think:
base Damage: 150
armor penetration: 255 out of 255
reload time: 3.5/4s
rate of fire: irrelevant, single shot
fire mode: SEMI
accuracy: 25 out of 100
recoil: 📈📈📈
available attachments: sight, scope, bipod, laser, flashlight, vertical grip
Freaky, Cringy ahh GIF
Dont talk to me , talk to the ✋
nice
what will bipod do
heh.. i have overpowered you... you live to my rules now. I do not care if im green. i have a stronger mindset than you ✋ @wicked spade
Smh.... You have no other Comeback haha
😷 you stink so much gotta wear a mask, But it isnt working, your still too stinky
fallout ass lookin gun
- accuracy
- movement speed while ADS
i think bipod wouldn't work with this, it would just break the bipod apart after a few shots methinks
cool idea
it’s just a hello chat gif xD
get lvl 10 for embed rights
btw welcome
hi can i get mod
no
i'll get it first
Ty 😄
i'd just make meme zone nsfw 
i should really look for someone who is willing to make the game lol (i have absolutely 0 programming knowledge)
and let 939 memes flow
This way nobody will even here to post anything
what a great idea! What could possibly go wrong?
Because there will be no rulebreakers left
because nobody is here
but you've got a point
cute dog
so you can't learn nutritional values of a 100g cat searching in google
literally 1984
why would you want to know that
because why not
I AM GOING TO YAP UNTIL IT IS DONE
MAKE NSFW CHAT
YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO MAKE SCP NSFW CHAT
"The nutritional composition of cat meat can vary depending on factors like the cat's diet and age. Typically, per 100 grams, cat meat can contain around 20-25 grams of protein, significant amounts of fat (around 10-15 grams), and varying levels of vitamins and minerals." massive chatgpt win
This is not gonna end well
yeah i guess
!rep @fallow kite
You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!
bro said "wikipedia"
!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
why
This is 2024
!rep @sterile crater
You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!
who is that bro
!rep @wicked spade
You can't give a rep to yourself!
another turk?
perhaps
my bestie
we don't know
i'm sorry
its aight
frl
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
Scootus
Anchovy.
does anyone had two programs with black screen popping upp when opened scp sl'
or just steam
?
fish moding
does anyone have the f1 arts of the scps and humans??
they were on the wiki but they arent anymore
@quick knot wiki mentioned!!!
fix it smh
@quick knot u got them by chance??
@quick knot , you getting fired for failing this person. Any last words before you get thrown into the sun?
Well that's another CoC violation, sorry Terran :(
deleted from existence
aiden pearce you did NOT make scpsl
baby toyota watr u doin ere
@rigid locust we have an imposter on our hands
yuh uh
im john scp sl hes john northwood
diffrent people
Those what you were looking for?
Happy to help!
Hey chat, is it weird if I got out of my car at an intersection to tell the person in front of me that their brake light is out?
No
That's just being nice
Sorry. Busy atm. Won't be around until later
i feel like
that's
what cartels do
except they shoot people
drug running, human trafficking, corrupt governments, gun running, general silly antics, take over land "turf".
won 13-4
oh alright then , it will be cool if scpsl had molotov
peanuts worst nightmare:
true
Peanuts worst nightmare are Tesla gates
And an experienced player
old cola would have been #1

crazy
they adding sexism , racism
How the d guard gonna look at the black female class-d.
female? whats that
NW adding racism
cool
???????
that was simply badly timed
Lmaooo
racist people
cool
tho
no one, because it takes atleast a second to read
trans is valid 🔥
what if the guard was like:
myes CS2 MM is very fair and balanced
I remember when I was in vrchat, some furry girl asked for my discord but my internet decided to disconnect
god saved you
not about furries
about vrchat people
theyre some of the worst people ive ever met
sadistic attention seeking twats
I mean yes if we talk abt those of emo type ppl who kick u for just getting in 500 meter proximity
And calling disturbing privacy
you can say that about anything, about furries too
im talking about the vrchat community
Ah
Till now all furries i met are chill or those meme type ppl
Only problematic were the emo sucker's
And anime avatar ppl
They are the worst bruh
[|8^

real
049
SteamHappyDoctor
thats how it fellt
The new player after I give him cola and pepsi
coke and mentos
real
but still the funniest thing i ever did
,,yeah 207 increases your speed but damages you and 207? Makes the health loss dissapear"
you know what would be really cool to see?
a perfectly working SCP site
No breaches, No raids
Researchers talking about the experiment they just did, pairs of guards patrolling around the hallways of LCZ, people eating in the cafeteria...
It would be like an office job but better, with more people, more stuff
garry's mod roleplays are for you then
Nahh not enough people
A roleplay of that size will never happen: a site he size of Site-02 would probably have at least 500-800 personnel
A site the size of Site-19 may have up to 4000
why does the new facility guard just look lime some guy now
they turned him from a facility guard into a mall cop
Wrong channel
!leak
!leak
!spongebob
Here you go @fleet stratus
i knew it would work
939 model update basically
when the HUMAN UPDATE COMING OUT
When nw feels like releasing it
Later

MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID
Ummmm
Why did my levels just reset
!warn @fallow kite textwall
booo i wanted that warn
@eager wadi why did @fallow kite lvl reset
Nathan why am I at anomaly now instead of keter
ask spongebob
I'm Spongebob
mb i didnt know
maybe he knows
How does someone get this upset over spongebob is what I wanna know
That's actually insane
Some random grasshopper got inside my house (5th lvl) when i was sleeping
its annoying
It's just spongebob
My brother woke me up saying "bro theres grasshopper"
I said
-just take it and throw it out, how tf did it even fly up to 5th lvl?
It took him 10 minutes to find somehow to take the grasshopper and let bro slide
No you're car. From a game within a game. Garn47
Bruh gotta stay awake for another hour because theres this retard trynna spam my comment section on yt
Hi Car
Yes im cat
MY LITTLE PONY81736Q91ID
why'd you care
comments increase youtubes algorithm
people who watch the same as the commenter will get this recommended
I love these so called ,,haters" who increase viewcount
hello how can I get global mods?
Yes i know but yk theres also feeling not wanting to have comment section full of junk
me when shadowban in the morning
Imma just go sleep and see what the day brings
please how can I get global mods?
Revenge and retaliation is natural
especially in scp sl
,,I killed him cuz he killed me last round" a guard about me, an unarmed dboy
Wym global mods?
LOL!
There's a hacker in a server spinbotting I have a clip!
its a game server, not a server one
You gotta report it to the server
Not us
theres nobody in the server the mods are dead!
skill issue
Funny if someone from here could just ban him from console
@abstract bane best is now to have a clip and his steam ID so mods can later ban him
Nothing ppl here can do
Do I send it to anywhere?
In which server is it even bruh?-
Its in The Funny place
Do they have discord server?
yeah but thats empty
Idk u still gotta send it there cuz no other way
the clip?
Yes
alright here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4MC8ZilBTo
Why would anyone even fucking upload it to youtube
hey sorry
there I posted it in media
they suffer from retarded syndrome
he's true
!leak
Meow
how do i link ym steam account
Here for dealingjester
No
You have any uh....lamp
O_O
Well, the one they have now is pretty good, at least their fingers don't grow or their weapons disappear. 
i havent rlly played the new game a lot
im gonna play them soon tho fs
Try to play servers where the skeleton is not activated unless you want to uninstall the game that same day 
whats a skeleton?
inthe game i mean
It's better that you don't get to see it because some bastard from nw thought of giving the option to activate it on the servers and because of that I can't have fun on the servers in my region because everyone has the fucking skeleton that with a right click blows you up with its arm through doors
Unforgivable
oh
can u tell me like some servers that dont have it?
hi
song that was originally for something im just posting it here cuz theres no use for it idrc tho
I fucking hate Elden rings
Based Serpent Mesmer
Hi, open a client ticket in #technical-support


Messmer took me like at least 150+ deaths to actually kill this mf
I felt so relieved when I finally beat him
took me 2 tries
Dude, I was so pissed off when I was watching a couple of my favorite creator’s attempts to beat Messmer. One even beat them in their FIRST try (with literally a replicate of the setup I had)
how many blessings did you have
I guess I just got both unlucky with the rng but also because I would get constantly shitted on from his movements and had to dodge every perfect attack or I would get 2-tapped
What’s the max? Like 20? I think I had like 5 maybe when I started
20 is max yes
Yeah it was probably between 5 or 6
Although I did kinda rush straight to him so maybe it was right after I beat him
but my memory isn’t the greatest
5 is a little low for mesmer since he is supposed to be one of the last you fight
not that it matters that much since he is a glass cannon
Well when I was beginning my DLC play through, that castle area was the main pathway I focused on and I was surprised to meet him at my early play through
I could’ve just dodged him and focused on other areas, but I couldn’t give up that easily
average souls player
Otherwise, all other bosses I fought against weren’t really that bad imo
the final one is pretty terrible
And, funny enough Messmer is my favorite DLC boss
mine is midra
Yeah but I already had like most of the blessings and was like almost level 200 with max strength, so it took me a bit but still got through him
I love his soundtrack
i did him at 150 since i do pvp
and it took me a bit to get to that big area but that was pretty damn scary
since you have those unkillable enemies lurking around
you actually can kill them
Oh really
you can parry their attacks
Meh, wasn’t worth it anyways. Wish there was more to do in that area, but I guess for an abandoned underground area, it makes sense
Welcome welcome
Have you watched other people play? Or going into this fresh
why am i cringe
Gj discord
chat is there a lore reason why he pinged him chat
is he stupid
this will not end well
bro is going to disappear
!warn @jade rapids pinging inactive studio directors
Your P :(
Good morning sigmas!

a pollo hermano
I love skibidi toilet
It broke
Terreneitor
thats a nice ass reason to ping hubert tbh
Very important reason to ping him
JustifiedPill PingMaxxed
Hubert stole his computer and sold it to buy more turrets to keep his staff in line


we will increase the blue lobster population
larry the lobster needs a blue lobster cousin named barry
Check this
nice dog
That's a fish you moron
:()
car
scp-3728 refrenc?!
"i have an important question.
[hubert ping]
does the game work?"
how do i see roblox playtime?
plugin
Something like BTRoblox or somethin
if i install it does it only show playtime since when i installed it or does it show all playtime?
I heard he's more of a blue waffles person
I think as soon as you download it, it begins counting
so it only shows playtime from when i download it
I think so
Yes
anyways, time for another painful day in counter-strike
!hubertping
I pinged hubert once and nothing happened
Im sigma
But it wasnt for retarded question
funny, we got almost every youtuber groomer allegation but markiplier's
haven't gotten me yet (i have 41 subs no one gives a shit about me)
But you are Nox
Bro thinks he is the thinker (i have 171 and im still standing)
Yeah yeah yeah
Im still standing
Yeah yeah yeha
(The youtube curse begins to haunt you once hit 10k)
matpat doing youtube for more than 10 years and not touching a kid once(its just that easy)
bro think he the thinkering (i have 360 subs)
You are special clearly
Im Noxplis
Your N :(
If some big scp sl content creator dies, will be there memorial like in tf2?
Your A : (
I fucking hate automatic emojis
Who even invented this
Money give me Hubert
Reeeaaal
Daily Spongdal
Hi Car
Gamble in scp sl
Kilo Yankee Sierra
absolutely true btw, hope he keeps stayin awesome
Whiskey Hotel Yankee
MW2 REFERENCE?!?!?!
silence mortals
No shut up Business Cat
i used to do flight simming
that's why i can recognize it
phonetic alphabet is required
because you don't pronounce letters by themselves but rather their phonetic names
truly
i'm falling into flight sim rabbit hole ngl
barely holding myself to buy uber expensive shit that i know i will not use after 2 weeks
with this economy bro?
you rich?
Macrohard Walking Experience
tehehehhe no
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Average russians try not to break most common rule
Lmfao i love my comment section
Ppl are now arguing over who sold the world
Woah
The man who sold my ass
The man who sold the slaughter
bro just...
apparently Southwest Airlines isnt affected by the outage because they still use Windows 3.1/95
Russians when they dont

He should also ping Hubert while he's at it
!hubertping
I heard you get a gold role if you ping Hubert 100 times
A fancy new role
Fun fact: there are people who have pinged him over 100 times but they are patreon supporters asking questions about new features or him showing off something
what outage?
i pinged him twice during conversations (excluding patreon channels)
Crowd Strike yesterday pushed an update that imploded everything
If you were using Windows Enterprise
I mean replies ping so yea
So true
damn 💀
MacOS and Linux systems werent affected
apparently Win95 systems weren't affected either
Because surprisingly MacOS and Linux isnt Windows
iirc 9x Windows Systems are EoL
(95, 98, 2000, ME)
SW are gigachads for using old OS in 2024
using 30 year old EoL computers to run flights still
At hubert does the game work
Llama, Pajama, Skibidi Kier Starmer
So we wished to steal general for a bit
indeed
So yea kwussy was a interesting fella
it fucking sucks man 5 years in this community and before recently we only had like two community members be creeps
Two????
both server owners
how many more recently?
Eh who cares about bako
like 4 or 5
He was a nobody anyways
god damn
good thing is from what i can recall northwood itself has had a fairly clean track record
only being
well, surprise surprise, discord mods that do that shit
Their censorship
average discord moderator
Klaris has been silently removed
i'm not very up to date on the censorship
No one was allowed to talk about klaris
They were told they are banned for pedo stuff while they were on a vacation
There was another important part of nw that has been removed while I think on an airport
i didn't hear about this one before
He used to post stuff around announcements
Secret Lab is a free game on steam with a big community focus
He talked about it in sl chat
there are gonna be so many creeps
SL players are the same as TF2 and CS players
yknow
free multiplayer steam games
freak magnets
i still can't believe that it's gone from just the usual weird players that if you were locked in a room with them would probably get a little touchy
to actual community members
There’s pedos everywhere
and bako was a fairly popular SL youtuber
i won’t hold anything against nw for not knowing who
obviously nobody could know
i don’t think i remember him
Commander shadow was his name
his content was kind of ass not even gonna lie
cya
Do look up what he said before leaving
You can find him in announcements for the game aswell
i remember his stuff
anyways a large portion of why i left this time around was because of all the bullshit going on at the time
hope that shit stays gone for a while
I was gone from sl around july last year
i came back a couple months ago to “the internet is not a safe place”
i always wondered what people loading up the game would think when they saw that
especially new players
that shit was displayed on the main menu
good message at least
i just was a bit surprised and thought oh wow there’s been a controversy i had no idea about
I was happy there was a statement
though
Northwood is super talented i would hate to see sl die
that whole thing did give me a better opinion of northwood in the long run to see them actually deal with the problem
Nw would never fall apart
I genuinely think SL would almost certainly be remade
They would starve
Someone would remake it
wdym remake
the artists would probably get laid off and replaced with AI at any other studio
unless they stayed indie
If NW fell apart, someone else would pick up the idea for the game and make it again
even if NW fell apart the game would have no issues staying on the store
just unmaintained
But no central servers 
unless it would fall apart in a span of a day then a server list would be a bit of a problem
I agree with that, but SL is not in a state where it can never be updated
yeah the game needs constant updates
like TF2 doesn’t get updated, but at least the game is very good as it is
Bliss
the player count would decrease but it wouldn't necesarily die
tf2 was in a fairly good place to be abandoned
Not constant, but there are absolutely issues that need addressing in updates
if valve didn't let bots takeover than it would've been perfect
now they're gone and it's great
tbh i dont see hubert not at least patching stuff here and there he says he loves working on the game
Bots are gone
that too
yeah i know look at what i got opened
Terraria moment
it would get incredibly stale eventually and a majority of the servers would likely turn to mayhem
unironically i have reinstalled this game like atleast 4 times
and also re-downloaded it 3 times because i deleted the fucking crack file
that do major shit
probably, i think people would make a new game closely based off of it.
idk i mean a lot of people are still satisfied playing megapatch 2 era
and they're an insane minority
TURNS OUT CYBERPUNK DOES NOT HAVE A AUTOMOD APPROVED ACRONYM
SL has a really unique gameplay loop, it’s not like you can go to another game to experience something similar
I really think this game would survive a lot even if left alone as is
personally if you threw me into the mp2 era i'd hate it
mp2 was a great update but old SL is still old SL
- Add full modding support
- Abandon the game
- Profit
its only because youve experienced current SL
gleep glorp
you wouldnt be able to enjoy old sl without thinking about what was fixed
there were issues bt it was fun
things didn't feel like everything was thrown off order
i loved old sl when i first played it i didnt care about it being shit
Modding support would be amazing
the community wasn't at that stage yet
there is full server modding support, just no client modding support
Where the sex tho?
Absolutely, but I also totally get why it's not been done
oh no yea totally, the vanilla game should be perfected before that
dog butt enlargementm mod
the client side issue is that the game could be modified in ways that grant you an advantage
basically cheating
Don't think we'll ever reach the state where everyone is satisfied with all SCPs, they're far too distinct and 'daring' with their game design - but that's also what makes SL SL and not just another fps shooter
personally i'll always hate 079 with all my heart no matter what happens to him balance wise
and i'm fine with that
Settings > Accessibility > Sync Profile themes 
Pretty funny you already got people calling it a generic fps shooter since like 11.0 
My main worry with full modding is malware
steam workshop
this is why we must rework movement and abandon the movement shooter players
And moderating it in general
people's opinions range wildly, such is the magic of the internet
No fuck off
Internet people suck at telling what game’s actually are
SL is very unique
it's funny cause the shooting aspect of the game is probably it's weakest
Human PvP and level design are by far the worst parts of SL
gotta take in account that most of these people i've seen are the people who miss SL's iconic bugs the most
once you fix them you know what happens
which is another reason i look forward to 14.0 so much
the guns feel very like
the game was considered to be a meme game after all and still is to som ppl
Laser nerf 🙏🙏🙏
ok?
is the best way i can describe it i guess
like it's not good or bad it's just bland
i love the reload animations
talking about this knowing full well all my issues are getting addressed in 14.0
but still
personally its the gameplay loop of it that could be much better cause it gets stale for me now but thats what happens ig after 1.3k hours invested into it i will eventually get burned out of it
and the community servers doesnt rly save the fun for me much anymore
no matter how heavily modded it gets
i just took a break from sl and now im enjoying it again
if the gameplay gets stale...
after 1.3k hours
there's really nothing wrong with the picture
my friend got burned out of it much earlier than me though
ill check his hours rq actually
that'll always be person-dependent
it got stale for me after 700 hours. then i came back and played another 300
I only ever play vanilla
on god it’s the best
it really depends on what the players you get are like
It never got stale of it, I just hate some people behind it
NO
MY FLASHBANG
NOOOOOOOOO
if you get the barely sentient AI players that don't talk (or if they do they're super monotone) it's not gonna be fun
cant check my friends hours for some reason
but anyway iirc he got something like 200h?
but if you get the fun guys that are alive and enjoying themselves you'll enjoy the experience too
And im not even talking about pedos
If i get chased by a scp i would scream im getting molested on radio
its like rust, youre considered new if you have 200 hours still
i have 2000 hours on gmod
Both are not friendly to newbies
exactly
since 2023
Not even the basics
SL is kind of a bitch to get into because of all the mechanics that you have to figure out yourself
nuh uh
its a fun game
i have 1019 hours on gmod
esepecially whatever yall call "ultrarealism"
i even saved a screenshot of when i hit 1k
Im fucking with you


