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Sex update is coming guys
Di- did somebody say sex
Also why am i look more yellow
Balls
Hashtag server balls channel
Lmao
True smh
gamers when they see a women show a tiny bit of skin
Gamers when they play Elden Ring
theyve never seen a woman irl
I wanna play that game so bad
I'm a woman
You're probably right
I'll just block you now
Anyways
@glacial nymph play it. Or dark souls. Same thing really
save your sanity
i want to enjoy it but im so ass
Fineee
Expensive + overkill specs
Damn
Play dark souls then
Dark souls 1 I play on my laptop that doesn't even have a graphics card
Fr?
Dark souls 3 I do that but at the lowest settings ever including resolution
What are your specs anyways
My laptop is gen 13th i5 whatever and xe iris graphics, 16gb ram win 11
man i just want to play terraria with someone
But like you can still play dark souls 1 probably
Imma give it a try, i didn't know that theres more than one game of dark souls
Hopefully it ain't expensive
Alr
How to press "w"?
Buff scp 106 plsss
Requires fingers
Don't know if you have them
But you can use other body parts to do it
You need to find a button on the keyboard
That looks like this: W
You need to press the button
gaming
what if his keyboard was made in china
gud to hear that
Then I won't be able to help
Then Chineese can help
Are patreon posts thumbnails no longer public?
Like I can't see anything new since the march one.
.huuu
Yo anyone know why the UK chaos theory server is down?
What if i sharpen my flathead screwdriver
you can screw better
That's a lotta words
The burglar when i charge at him with a razor sharp screwdriver

Zis is a screwdriver
It drives screws
I hate morning shifts
I love morning shifts
I was an opener last year and had to wake up at 5am
God damn
Daily Spongdal
YEAHHHHHHH
What game is this
don't you love it when the guy with the AWP pushes and the guy with the M4 holds
Is this for a nuclear reactor
how the hell did i get paired with a GNM
Your P :(
My P :(
Ok
Minor meltdown
@rancid dome i love CS2 when you're unranked:
- i am Silver II in wingman
- i lost the last game 13:4
> CS2 puts me with Gold Novas the next match
pink ftw
Yeah, that looks like a typical unranked experienced ngl
Seems fine to me
I got banned on a rp server for saying that the cryptominer wasn't working, profit
3rd game, even worse
at least this game i don't have anyone quitting on us
Free carry service ahahah
thats just sad to witness that they broke the system in a worse way
First 2 lost
3rd one won because enemy surrendered
Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night in a panic wondering how to extract a polygonal mesh of an isosurface from a three-dimensional discrete scalar field?
Bouta drop in a comp with no warmup and last match being months ago
Aight 1 more win to get a rank
What rank do you think i'll be placed in
Who knows
I feel like its gonna be S1 but who knows maybe it'll be S2
I doubt
1st match lost 13:4
2nd match draw 12:12
3rd match won 4:1
In all of these matches i was the last one in the team (hell in the 3rd one i did not make a single kill)
last game had 1 GNM, 4 GN3s and 2 GN2s, 1 SEM and 2 unranked
Hello friends :)
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Best shodster
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
I found 2 people with AWPs
They both had my AWP
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
Youre gonna wanna seethis. got hard carried since I played in a while with no warmup
Also MG carried by GN, dude must be having a bad day
Now this one's just fucking stupid on valve's part: if i retaliate against someone who is trying to TK me i get banned but if sokeone blatantly TKs me at round start he does not get banned
What the fuck is that
i mean becoming part of the problem isnt a good solution 
He's not wrong

"If you can't beat em join em" type shit
the hell you mean?

well its obvious you intended to kill him on purpose if he had already killed you
the intent is what matters
?
so, youre just as bad or worse
on one different game someone tried to TK me with a shotgun so i defended myself and got a 30 minute cooldown
yeah so you decided the right course of action was to do the thing that pissed you off
on this game [DIFFERENT GAME] someone just blatantly TK'd me at round start and did not get banned
because as far as the game knows it couldve been an accident
unless youd rather an accidental TK get an insta ban
its just likely that when someone TKs someone who TKed them prior, its likely retaliation
thats why yo uget banned and they dont
it was
- at round start
- a headshot
- he tried to votekick me before TKing me

i don't think there's anything that can look more on purpose than that
report the guy then idk
green what is your problem green. Me say alone ramp. Me say alone ramp!!!
also another time someone TK'd me because i didn't want to give him the awp i picked off the ground... but that time i got revenge by randomly headshotting him with my awp the next round
also valve is not that smart to get some kind of AI to evaluate if it was an accident or not it just bans you if you tk at round start or if you tk 3 times in the match
did somoene just ghost ping a random guy?

Revenge is natural
revenge is based. as always
Sometimes you need the revenge
if this is not on purpose i don't know what is
XD!
nebi nebi sorry i pnged u don't give me another timeout i was just checking because my friend told me that u were a part of northwood staff so we made a bet
Bruh
You can report it sure but like I said the game probably can’t tell
are there any scp:sl servers in australia
I have to turn on view all channels
Sigma
does this game still get new content updates like zone reworks?
heavy containment is getting a visual overhaul in the next update.
hi
Heavy gyattainment
it has been a year and two months
Is ur pfp a dinosaur
yes.
but rest assured, 14.0 is being worked on
Sigma
what's your pfp?
Sophie from cry of fear
there was a staff test recently 🙂
that seems like a really long time for a visual overhaul of one zone
Oh I like that game
I played it yearsss ago
Years
It's not just visual overhaul, there's stuff coming.
I was like 12 bro
Cool😋
No one tell him about the Surface Zone overhaul

i thought that that was delayed
how are you people today
I am well.
Well I FEEL SIGMA
Am very good
That’s good
Pretty good
Chocolate ice cream😋
yes am in good mood
way better than i thought
what is that cursor size
Big brain even bigger cursor
its 2am for me rn and im shit myself playing scp sl modded on chaos theory
what could go wrong
Hi, you can report a server at server.abuse@scpslgame.com
I want to know if its even worth reporting
In this server I was told to kill myself by someone and no action was taken by the mods and that same person was made admin im feeling very suicidal
shit you good?
dont worry man people are just annoying
No man it was one of my fav servers and the admins even ignored me
just because they was a girl
thats stupid what server?
Its called kurva
i think ik it
its an official server
Can i hate on tgem
A few months back
I was told to kill myself by one of the members
and when i reported it an hour after
thats stupid
an hour???
Bruh
Nah
thats not much time gone
oh
They had their official status removed
Even if so she was made an admin
bro the mods not doing they job
and i dmed them about it again and was ignored
saying
it was only a month ago
basically get over it
you should pink candy them
I have screenshots and all, I'm thinking of writing up a report with all the proof and such
It might be helpful to determine if they broke any of the verified server rules.
You can find a copy below:
https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf
yeah
why is chat so dead
Hi Lucid
it always is
wdym
Thank u a lot i'll read through it
😭
How’s the Big Apple?
Ok nvm scp discussion was dead
Hi!
yuh
Been really good!
Enjoying my last few hours before I fly out back to the rainy UK
Amazingly only got some minor sunburn as well
And thank you
Ye why people stop
Chat assassination successful
It happens a lot in the server expect any size conversion to die in seconds
but why
Idk
That is so real
Beat him like a jobless man his wife.
I wanted to buy fallout 76 T_T
Ben Franklin would not have done that.
chat dead
Felt like it was high time to change my server pfp. So I did
indubitably
what is that pfp now
It looks like a pokemon
am lek 49 when i touch the chat it's
like 049 I kill the chat by touching
Probably, not too sure
real

real
i can see why
re·al1,/rē(ə)l/,adjective
adjective: real; comparative adjective: realer; superlative adjective: realest 1.
actually existing as a thing or occurring in fact; not imagined or supposed.
"Julius Caesar was a real person"
now fery real
2 more guys
Hellooo
I like porple
porpl
add playable 035 pls
will work like 3114 but u are just have more health and u are on scp team
I disagree. 035 Already has shown off it’s capabilities on modded servers. A combat against 035 is the least fun combat you can have, since you are battling a literal juggernaut.
This message is fact checked by a devout orthodox christian to be true 
This message is fact checked by a devout Sunni Muslim to be true 
☀️
This fact checked by someone who knows things about video games is a not really devout orthodox Christian something idk to be FALSE
Idk
this was fact checked by the church of floating down
Chaos Insurgency logo looks like the neo nazi black sun symbol
But it's funny
We know
Idk much about religion
Okay
I can tell you the root word "lig" comes from a Latin verb which means to lie
ummm
is this real
Whats the difference between different Christianity things
Man don't call our religions Christianity things
depends
Shut up
It's my religion to technically so I do what I want
Idk
That's not how it works
Also i am not a christian i'm a muslim
you're jesus!?!??!?
It's how it works because I said so
This shit is not gonna sound good at the pearly gates bro
we can move away from religious talks now
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
It's ok I think god would forgive one girls small ignorance in her attempts to understand things
the pearly gates of maybe
Floaters?
indeed
I've floated once.
very true
Maybe soon I'll change my name though...
i doubt god would really give a shit
can you stop talking about religion if you know zero things about it
lets all stop
i didn't say i didn't know
ADD FURRIES TO SCP SL
ADD CURRIES TO SCP SL
delete scp sl
My mom would not look towards the direction you are situated in
She's too good for you
i hate that thing
CAR!
cough
CAR! CAAAAAAR!
don't underestimate dee
i will
I love myself too
Are there elden ring enemies that kill you with their sight
No
shut up dee
No
ohh my God shut uppppp dee
yap yap yap yap yap
no you shut up
technically yes
doesn't madness incantations come out of the eyes?
dude this isnt even friendship anymore
you're in deep love with her
you do realize she's gay
owl
"Combat is not an option."
"Don't let it see you"

love how thats straight up a lie
you can parry them
"The spectral steed is frightened and cannot be summoned"
yeah
I wish that wasnt an option tbh
kinda ruins the point imo
understandable
thanks
Whatever pays them bills
I hate this mechanic
And then the AI of enemy is so see u behind Instantly
Even if u peek 2 pixels
Bloodborne had a stupid tower with the same mechanic, you had to run between rocks so it didn't look at you too long
Oh we have that dw
Hi Car
its not even dlc
MY LITTLE PONY<$[/]7$5[!$[5"]+"+_
and you kinda have to go there if u want to get to the dlc
What
That part was easy though
Bloodborne is easy honestly
Ludwig is easy I beat him way earlier then I probably needed too
nice
dont forget to stay hydrated guys
this is so
Me
words cannot describe what this is
Killa you
maybe this describes it
The tower is easy but winter lanterns are not
Parries you with my guna
Err these
anyways I‘m gonna cease existance
I completely lost fate to humanities due to the hallucinations
humanity!?!?!?!?! (dark souls reference)
what does goc do? (global occult coalition) specificly? i can't find anything certain on google, just some pointless essays.
They share the Foundation's view of protecting mankind from the thousands of anomalies (or as they call them "parathreats"), though instead of containing them, they usually destroy/kill all anomalies they encounter, making them a more controversial group.
found this from wiki
🙏
so kind of like chaos insurgency but not quite?
i assume they arent on the foundation's side
Hi Car
MY LITTLE PONY828AHSHC7JAJQ
I still don't understand this
The redline flashbacks
Dont look at me like if i posted that sticker
What
HOW R U STILL CONFUSED BRO
Cuz why would you post it
Out context
when it floats up
can we get much higher
They aren't in an active war with eachother, but yes, their ideologies are complete opposites
@rapid sundial bro why did you leave
I was running late for work and shoved my uniform into my backpack and ran over and I’ve realized I brought the wrong pair of pants and they’re tight as shit and have no breathing room
today is gonna fucking suck balls
why does my audio input reset every time i launch the game
Good luck
Hello.
hello
!status
Happy 7/11
stinky system AND timezone spotted
Never forget
How are you guys and girls?
porad chces ddosovat servery?
Huh?
nuh uh
you too loud rn lil bro
Ratio lil bro
What does this even mean
eh dw about it
I don't understand why you write in Czech on an English server, and am I supposed to take that as a false accusation?
buddy firstly learn how to fucking type and secondly those are not false accusations
:devastated:
I've never ddosed servers?
These are, but dont worry. Everyone knows you are good at that lol
nah prosim gasmasku v tomhle se ho nezastavej
You blame others for your problems 24/7, pal.
??
what fucking problems retard
oh damn
Every single one
tomato chill
Ye, you are right
This argument isn’t necessary
Not a good idea to incite worthless arguments
uhmmmmmmmmmm maybe name them??
agreement kek
tomato is in the mood to see the world burn
but he might just not be the only one
Ye, you are right that it is not necessary
Shhhhh
discord argument
may i ask something
Yall making me pull over out of the drive through to watch discord arguments smh
aite nvm
This is why we cant have nice things
I got my food dw
Enjoy munchies
I’m more focused on getting home than watching discord
food is like priority number 1
43 benadryls
?
:)
I seem to have contracted super aids after a trip innawoods
mayhaps I will stay inside next torrential downpour
3 hours in now, yeah I wanna kms bro
ID fail
Hi Spongebob

So... my current CS2 status:
- Gold Nova I on Dust II
- Silver II on Wingman
- level 4 on Faceit (default)
- highest level overall: Gold Nova I (Dust II)
- highest Wingman rank: Silver IV
Fair
I shoudln't have slept to 1 in the afternoon
is there a way to show a different tags?
am i allowed to modify the localization folder
to have colorful whatever tf in game
the language folder
like if i want to change 55~Snowball to <color=#000000>snowball</color>
You can modify the translation folder to add your own translations or custom ones.
This has been the worst shift of my fucking life
Pain
some fuckin dipshit’s card wasn’t working and it fucked up the entire register and then this old fuckin hag couple started getting upset with ME because our system fucking sucks
It was the most stressful 40 minutes I’ve ever had working retail
Not to Mention I GRABBED THE WRING FUCKING PAIR OF PANTS AND THEYRE TOO TIGHT AND BARELY FIT ME
AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT IM GETTING SHIT FROM MY PARENTS OVER TEXT
And I still have ANOTHER 2 FUCKING HOURS
Hello everyone!
🤢🤢🤮🤮

hi
use archamesh
it's apparently on blender 4.1?
alr
i'm running 3.6 so that i can do some of the stuff Mechasolaris did on his other video
i don't really know how to actually Blender other than setting up cameras, transforming and moving aswell as adding objects
mecha just did his by making some vertices and connecting them which i would do but i don't know how to
!status
hmmm
what
Why is bro impersonating someone
@eager wadi
What'd he mean by that
Wrong ping sorry Lysol
I just banned him from the elsewhere 

marshmellow
never sprint out of water, my heart dropped for a good minute
I wasn't sure where to bring this question after a while of searching, so I'll ask here. Does the Polaris bot still exist? The Verified Server Rules mention it, but the link on the page just leads to a deleted channel
It does Yeha
I CHEATED IN THE MOST BROKEN ASS BUILD IN ELDEN RING AND I STILL FUCKING DIE TO MALENIA
HOW.
because elden ring is designed to be annoying rather than fun
theres a line between hard where its fun and hard where its just stupid
the reward of winning isnt even worth the difficulty
How do I get it?
are you a host?
Yeah
Malenia is optional for a reason, its for players who seek the challenge of defeating her.
Wrong
Because you suck lol
True
Just summon someone lol
^
I didn't need to I grit my teeth and Beat her alone with no ash or summons using an iron greatsword but not everyone can
That's why they exist though
That's how you best Elden rings and dark souls when you're not good at them
Some people will try to shame you for that but don't listen to them . They're take fans of the games.
any burgers in the chat
urger achine is broke, check back tomorrow
Let Me Solo Her
no no no not the thing burger silly

not the food
the person
type of person
someone who IS a burger
burger person?
thinks, walks, acts,
rationalized
when you play them in a game
youre like yup, theyre a burger
they dont even think
its just instincts at that point


youll learn the movement soon dont worry my friend

the burger rennisance will spread throughout the lands

I like eating burger
what are you? american?
sea bnuuy burger
what are you
oh canadian
i was just there
today
how was it
Canadian
awful the drivers suck as well as the customs officers
Greek
Where did you go
BC
K
wha
Not worse then my city then
Yup
they all are
Worst fucking traffic
real ones know the homies from edmonton ❤️
part of 99 closed down for like 6 klicks and i took a 45 min detour
i hate it
I've been in Greece these past weeks though and the atmosphere of everything is alot nicer
drivers are worse in america
lie
not a lie
Though Greek taxi drivers drive like they wanna kill themselves and also have to get you to the hospital because your water broke
just dont fall under the european hate list
might be chill
Wdym European hate list...
its like santas naughty list
other than the drivers anyway canada is way nicer
Oh well if it means anything my family is Greek I was just born in Canada
it LOOKS nice in the cities...
thats all they got
and its cheaper
New Eminem album is out and ain’t slim shady style I loved. 😢
and the people are nice true
thosea re big wins
one good song
jid carried
where did you go
NY?
cause nobody likes anybody in the north east
michigan, indiana, and illinois
My mom speaks Greek pretty much perfectly because she lived in Greece for some time and spoke it with family and such
bottom three states
Anyways I've never been to America
to be expected
So idk what it's like there
Brand new dance is the closest to slim shady, style that’s like, My Name Is, and Rap God stuff.
the news lies to you
I'm not sure if it's awesome...
Tons of people held open doors for me in NY
Idk it just seems like slightly worse Canada at best
whatever you see online is not true
spotted the upstate liver
lie
i would use the gif but
Ok what's good about it then...
where do you want me to start
for tourism or living those are different categories
Both
true but still
im going to get shot in detroit this weekend 🔥
lmao
us has some of the most diverse landscapes and with it, amazing sights
so does canada tho
the big metro areas where youll likely visit are all pretty condensed so transportation isnt a large issue
but things are far aparts bc its a big country
nah cars are mandatory
even to visit
Why tf is there a isekai suicide squad
some areas like baltimore you can live there w/o ever knowing how to drive
Money probably
if we iddnt have our car when i went to chicago we wouldve been cooked
The wonders of the human brain
well yeah its the raq
we have a very strong economy, job market and the best medicine you can get
insurance needed should come with a good job if you can get it
which comes with the way too expensive schools
but those are big state colleges scholarships exist
like if you apply yourself in hs you can be set man
uhh what else
idek man we are quite LITERALLY the greatest country on earth....
WE OWN THE FINISH LINE 🦅
800 billion dollar defense budget
exactly
5 bucks say its atleast 40bn overbudget
we provide defense for most of the world
80% of nato doesnt pay their dues
blame europe quite literally
we fw poland
Didnt i see a article saying germany only had 1% of its gdp dedicated to defence
the hardest joe biden quote
they wanna be lil warmongers too 😻
Out of the minimum 2%
sounds about right
he used to be a good senator
hed prolly be a decent prezzy if he wasnt dementia ridden
maybe in the 50s and 60s
yall fell off hard
wrong
50s?
not the best us era...
80s fs would be peak
still the best
Its funny how old people are considered no longer fit for work, but almost exclusively run the country
yawnemoji
you need money and a platform for a good campaign and the older you are the more money you have
plus you have merit
The MTF Operative in question
supposedly
Yea, but then u have the current president of the United States
i mean yeah theyre both fucking old
Who is a bit... weathered to say the least
We should have a combination of every single cyberpunk 2077 megacorp irl
Make it a singular organization that has worldwide reach
i heart big corpa
yes! feed me moree
yes!!
dopamine!!!!!
Fuck lockheed martin, i ball with militech
Unironically militech has more affordable equipment than LMT
Nah
my beloved
Manticore
who needs affordable
Average militech operative
𝕏*
Orwellian nightmare
openai is something
He doesn't even own OpenAI anymore
Isn't he suing OpenAI actually?
idk
ai craze is wicked
exponential growth is a bitch man
We have AI thermal paste now
Its just thermal paste, but they put AI in the marketing
i wish i was that smart
How?
Someone, put SCP-079 into a Supercomputer, or a Quantum Computer, or a maxed out gaming PC with a rtx 4090 ti, ryzen 9, 64gb ram, 4 tb of storage and 2tb ssd
You can also live in a simulation
Just need your soul ripped out and be made a engram, store it in mikoshi
Someone put your balls in a super computer
hi all
try now
What the hell is .to?

Yippee, AI thermal paste
its cause of .tomshardware
Wat
Colored thermal paste
Nah i dont wanna risk it
AI powered coloured thermal paste
I'm guessing cheap domain = scam links
Makes sense
today is my birthday
happy birthday! 🎉
Happy birthday! 🎈🎂
thanks
i wonder how the game would be changed if the guns were rearranged
like classes got slightly different guns
cause i was thinking it doesn’t make much sense for private to the the only class with a 9mm gun right?
every other ntf has 556
Why wouldn't they have 9mm SMGs?
well their mtf
Have u ever heard of a 5.56 SMG?
What, really?
i believe so
U believe so, what gun?
Alright today I've learned something very important
That 5.56mm SMGs apparently exist?
don't let a horse use your arm as a destresser
i feel the G36C would count
the G36 already exists in the game as the FR MG-00
FRMG is MG36
Still H&K
And a smaller rifle doesn't make it a SMG
pulled the pectoralis muscle on my chest very fast very suddenly
not a fun experience
What the hell happened here?
G36C is not a SMG. SMGs are classified as automatic carbines firing pistol catridges
A SMG literally use a 5.56, else it wouldn't be a SMG
also why does the private have to have an smg?
sometimes horses get a bit stressed and want to tell you that they are stressed, so they will rub their head on you to let you know. I typically put my arm in a position so that she can rub all she wants without it being a problem. Sounds like a good plan until you are also holding them on a short lead with not enough slack
that was on me
Because they excel in CQB
RIP
CI have a shotgunner for that, a shotgun is much more powerful than an smg
the parallels are off here
Please tell me, how many people consider the shotgun to be better than the SMG
Not more powerful, not greater damage. Simply better than the SMG
More damage =/= Better
most people i’ve spoken to recently would say the shotgun is more effective cqb than the crossvec
Ok, enough baiting for one day...
especially after having their face forcefully removed by said shotgun
Cya buddy
cya
car jumpscare
I have a window just behind my monitor and I just realised there were two jade eyes staring right at me
is there a suggestions place for the game anywhere
there is #game-suggestions but you need to be a Patreon
lowest tier will work though
Imo an SMG might be better to use against anomalies or such, since we need to take into consideration the noise these guns create, and what the effects of those noises are on said anomalies - With that said, I think an SMG would be better in a case like that since it could be more threatening than a single loud bang.
yeah, unfortunately it's a necessary evil
well i was thinking, if we have NTF using all H&K weapons, which the FR MG-00 (MG36) and the E11 (HK416??) have seen, then a G36C would fit into the bunch, and the crossvec could be moved into a facility guard class that could possibly be worked into giving Facility Guard a leader class
would also set an ammo type hierarchy
with NtF all using 5.56
E11 is a Maxim Defense MDX 508
cart
there's also !forums
!forums
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Why would u get rid of SMGs?
Ew, steam forums
feels too underpowered for the ntf class




