general-chat

[distant cove]

Morning

[tough tapir]

I hav

First epi

[green verge]

What did you think

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/my-deer-friend-nokotan-you-gif-11344633182463338693

It's cool

Didn't expect 4th wall breaks

But then again with the brainrot

What else to expect

[green verge]

Its the perfect brainrot anime

[tough tapir]

More brainrot on sunday

Brainrot Sundays

[green verge]

I'll have to force micro each Sunday now

[tough tapir]

Frieren friday, brainrot sunday

Maid Saturday

[wanton ravine]

I just tried to launch my game and it told me ''break point A break point has been reached'' like, what does that even mean?

[scenic zealot]

@everyone

русишь ор инглишь

[still chasm]

@everyone

English or Spanish

[scenic zealot]

@everyone

@everyone

[hexed basin]

english

[still chasm]

How ever move he’s gey

[hexed basin]

ok

[still chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-english-or-spanish-move-jjk-gif-16644369997668445425

[somber raptor]

What the fuck happened here why is everybody downvoted

[fallow kite]

@gilded timber FIX

[green verge]

You get a whole day ?

[bold talon]

Your Pibidy :(

[meager slate]

You saturday

[meager slate]

SO TRUE

is lore

[fallow kite]

Tomoe Monday

[cinder sapphire]

that is your saturday afterday

considering

maid for the emperor

[cinder sapphire]

you are on reddit

what do you expect

[tough tapir]

So many pings

[meager slate]

Maid!!!

[tough tapir]

You!!!

[cinder sapphire]

you

[meager slate]

you!!!!!!

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[tough tapir]

You!!!

[cinder sapphire]

both of you

[meager slate]

[cinder sapphire]

tiny maid

[tough tapir]

Dark Sun Maidolin

[cinder sapphire]

fish lover maid

[tough tapir]

Mayor of Innsmouth maid

[cinder sapphire]

you mean you

[meager slate]

@green verge help me out here

[cinder sapphire]

ryan just going to call you a maid as well

[meager slate]

He wouldnt

[cinder sapphire]

also isnt ryan also a maid

[green verge]

No

[cinder sapphire]

I am onto you ryan

[green verge]

But you are right they are both maids

[cinder sapphire]

you cannot hide the truth

ya

[green verge]

That we can all agree on

[cinder sapphire]

of course I am right

I am always right

[distant cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980079270678364230/1256804157336064000/GRDxFaeX0AEOvBp.png?ex=668df715&is=668ca595&hm=01fe6f25d2b062ec4c06a17948a017992142d94ec008b346eaa2374e67ae6b4a&

[green verge]

You weren't right about me

So not always

[cinder sapphire]

no

I am

you may hide it

but I know ryan

[distant cove]

Ryan would look good in a maid outfit

[tame hollow]

northwood_employee.gif

[distant cove]

Thank you for the reminder to mail you a maid outfit too

[meager slate]

Betrayal

[meager slate]

Joe in a maid outfit?

[elder trench]

ngl shotgun need to be nerfed

[distant cove]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-scp-gif-25543806

The internet is a great thing

[meager slate]

That was made by ancient btw

[distant cove]

Yep

[tame hollow]

Pass, I am the one who sends NW employees stockings n shiz

[green verge]

Yep

[tame hollow]

[distant cove]

[tame hollow]

Guess where the gif comes from

[distant cove]

I’ll just give the spare to Ryan

[green verge]

How nice of you to share your own collection

[tame hollow]

I still have amazon balance, dont make me send you a years worth of clothing

[distant cove]

Is it just Hubert in disguise?

[elder trench]

ngl dog walking on two feet looks weird af

[meager slate]

Do it

[green verge]

He will never find the address

I'm safe

[tame hollow]

This one

[tame hollow]

if you knew

[tame hollow]

Normally you'd be above on the list, just because finding womens clothing is easier for your build

[distant cove]

The thigh highs will increase blood flow to the brain. All good

[tame hollow]

[distant cove]

[meager slate]

Not funny

[fallow kite]

What's up homosapiens how do you do

[tame hollow]

It is

[meager slate]

Also verif staff arent required to wear the uniform, new rule

[meager slate]

[tame hollow]

Who's the manager again?

[meager slate]

Its in the coc

[meager slate]

Also i'm masculine, hard to find for my build

Too tall

[tame hollow]

I hereby invite you to my city, i pay for the flight

So we can settle this thing

[distant cove]

You’re being sent to Detroit

[meager slate]

[tame hollow]

Luckily not the US

[distant cove]

Ah, I see. Luton, UK then

[meager slate]

Ill wrestle you

[gusty dawn]

Does anyone have the "Sentenced to Server with 035 and Serpent's Hand" gif?

[mystic summit]

Now this I want to see

[tough tapir]

Smethwick Birmingham

[tame hollow]

Try it

[orchid kraken]

Most dramatic death you will ever see in scp

[olive forge]

i wish i had

this video

from the mimicry beta

of me pouncing a dude

and him like

leaping

really funny

[fervent mauve]

Hi.

[bold talon]

Your P :(

[orchid kraken]

Your P 😦

[distant cove]

Your P

[orchid kraken]

Wtf is this auto emoji

[tough tapir]

Your P

[orchid kraken]

Omaga

[rigid locust]

basically take everything good in modern fallout 76 and remove it

that was launch there was literally nothing in the game

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

Whys that

[mystic summit]

No comment

[green verge]

It's like putting the doom slayer I'm a kindergarten

[meager slate]

And i'm the doom slayer

[nocturne needle]

i wonder...

did the original author of the scp-049 entry have any ideas on what pestilence could be or did they just write random shit

tbh it's not necessarily bad to leave unanswered questions

sometimes no answer would be satisfactory and it's more fun to speculate

[polar spade]

I don't think he had any idea

Series 1 SCPs were written to be more like the settings for a narrative rather than a self-contained narrative in itself

What i mean is 049 seems to be written more so for other SCP writers to start creating tales about it

[mystic summit]

youre a stuffed teddy bear

A care bear

[nocturne needle]

like most common theories also don't make sense

the way he speaks indicates that it's not death

nor is it SCP-2718

i suppose from common theories aging makes the most sense

[meager slate]

[rough wing]

bro is builder bear

[polar spade]

Not really, 049 specifically notes the Foundation facility has a remarkably low amount of pestilence. If anything, old researchers would be even more prevalent

[nocturne needle]

maybe he knows the underlying cause of all ailment

[tough tapir]

Stuffed sea bunny

[polar spade]

Or maybe its just an arbituary mystery made up to cheaply keep 049 interesting

[meager slate]

Sea bunny plushie

[polar spade]

Red Sea object

[nocturne needle]

ye

[tough tapir]

Edible plushie

[meager slate]

Toxic!!! Not edible!! Poisonous!!!

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Murder

Execution

Eat flatworm instead

[tough tapir]

Eat both?

[distant cove]

Eat a tapeworm

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[polar spade]

Bit late today

[strange trellis]

careful, i can make it permanent

[fallow kite]

How do i get CI role

[meager slate]

WHEN IT FLOATS DOWN

[strange trellis]

#utility-roles

[fallow kite]

Fuck im only lv10

Whats max level?

[strange trellis]

50

but you're a booster so it should work for you

[fallow kite]

Nah i cant

[nimble lily]

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[fervent mauve]

I writed hello and no one answered me how unethical :(

[distant cove]

Sup bitch

[fervent mauve]

Yoo, chill.

[distant cove]

(You wanted an answer, you didn’t want a positive answer)

[fervent mauve]

Bruh. How are you guys and girls?

[meager slate]

I'm blowing up

[fervent mauve]

Why?

[distant cove]

Can I join you?

[meager slate]

Mayhaps

[fervent mauve]

Just a question, how can you get into the SCP:SL verification team?

[distant cove]

Apply when the position is open

[fervent mauve]

Oh right.

[fallow kite]

whos the guy in your pfp

[boreal spoke]

he doesn't know

smh

It's literally THE dark souls femboy

[cinder sapphire]

He has a point #general-chat message

You are

[meager slate]

Gwyndolin

[cinder sapphire]

The femboy

Matches you

[meager slate]

If a position is open you'll see in #475377522775687179

[meager slate]

Opposite of me

[fervent mauve]

Okay thanks.

[strange trellis]

the only difference is that you want to get eaten by a big goop monster

[cinder sapphire]

I should make something like this for you. A video of all your quotes

Once a havoc always a havoc

After all

[meager slate]

Unnecessary

Not a havoc

[cinder sapphire]

Once a havoc

Always a havoc

[meager slate]

Nop

Opposite of Havoc

Serenity

Straightest person alive

[cinder sapphire]

If you mean like this then sure (after all a circle has straight parts of it/ slope of it)

[tough tapir]

Kyavoc

[meager slate]

Kyavoc

[cinder sapphire]

How many times did you die in elden ring dlc btw?

Femvoc

[strange trellis]

probably died to soldier of godrick

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[strange trellis]

so who knows how much femvoc died in the dlc

[meager slate]

I died on ||The dancing lion|| like 12 ish times

[cinder sapphire]

1000+ most lieky

[meager slate]

Didnt expect it to be so aggressive

[cinder sapphire]

I mean. It is a|| lion||

||That dances||

What do you expect

[meager slate]

Why do

You spoil it

.

[strange trellis]

actually, its 2 dudes in a costume

[meager slate]

||Rellana|| was tough, reminded me of Pontiff tbh. Id say 30 times

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

So 1000 times

[meager slate]

The rest went easy, 2-3 tries

[cinder sapphire]

Got you

[meager slate]

Except for ||Radahn||, i didnt count after 30

[cinder sapphire]

100 ish times

[strange trellis]

that boss sucks ass anyway

[cinder sapphire]

My god

[fallow kite]

Imma get elden ring

And make a build that practically fucks over every boss

@strange trellis Why do you post spongdal daily

[strange trellis]

bleed then

[strange trellis]

cause i can

[cinder sapphire]

Why don't you

[meager slate]

I was playing dexterity build without any debuffs or buffs :]

[fallow kite]

Yes but why

[cinder sapphire]

Is the real question

[meager slate]

No summs

[strange trellis]

why not

[meager slate]

Backhand blade

[fallow kite]

Why

[cinder sapphire]

There are times when the why doesn't matter

He does it because he does

[fallow kite]

Do you talk for him

[cinder sapphire]

Just like how femvoc says he is tall even tho he is tiny

[cinder sapphire]

I am his lawyer

[strange trellis]

reminds me i need to do the daily wheel spin

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sh2-silent-hill-2-fog-gif-1321460155140227201

[errant hollow]

Bleed or comet azur

[strange trellis]

true

that too

[boreal spoke]

1 shot builds still exist in DLC

They're not that hard to do thanks to the fucking insane shit that fromsoft continues to put in their game

[fallow kite]

what

[cinder sapphire]

Int builds

Magic

I am thankful that the DLC (like always) was harder than the base game

Both because of the complaining and ya

[meager slate]

I dont get when people complain

[strange trellis]

love how people complained and were surprised it was

[fallow kite]

They need to add asian difficulty

[meager slate]

"Its too hard for me, I have children, I dont have the time"

[cinder sapphire]

Ya. That is common for all from software games

[meager slate]

Summons exist, I've been spending like 20+ hours helping people out on ||Midra||

[cinder sapphire]

Bloodborne. Ds1. Etc…

[strange trellis]

like manus is still considered one of the hardest fromsoft bosses

[meager slate]

It isnt shameful to summon ppl to help if you have a family to feed n shit

[strange trellis]

i would argue it never is

its an intended mechanic

[cinder sapphire]

Kos as well

[strange trellis]

if people want to use it let them

[meager slate]

Idk why people think it is

[cinder sapphire]

Fake honor

Fake rep

[meager slate]

They give themselves the challange of no summons and then complain abt difficulty

[strange trellis]

overcompensation

[cinder sapphire]

Ego

[meager slate]

Its sad

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

OUT

[tough tapir]

Crunchy

[strange trellis]

also love how the people who look down at summoning never talk about the 60% hp increase

and some other buffs i dont remember

[cinder sapphire]

There are bigger things to complain about then the diff tbch

Performance

The fact that there are the same bosses in a lot of dungeons

Etc…

[strange trellis]

one of the many reasons i despise the last boss of the dlc

so many of its attacks tank the performance

other than the attacks themselves also being annoying as shit of course

[cinder sapphire]

Music is also god awful compared to past from software games

[strange trellis]

||midra|| was good

[cinder sapphire]

True. But can you really say that they have a song like this https://youtu.be/-k3XXGmu-dw?si=--E2b1rjsOKLEWEl

Or souls of cinder in it

[strange trellis]

and ||the npc fight|| had a pretty good theme too

[strange trellis]

well thats literally the best boss theme fromsoft has made

[cinder sapphire]

Overall i can count on my hands the number of good songs in Elden Ring

Almost all the songs in the other games I cannot

Besides like demon souls and/ or dark souls 2

And prob sekiro

[strange trellis]

demons souls mostly depends on which version

[cinder sapphire]

Ya

[strange trellis]

the remake kinda butchered both the artstyle and music

[cinder sapphire]

I wouldn't know. Don't have a ps5

[strange trellis]

i dont either

[cinder sapphire]

I know that they did the music dirty

[strange trellis]

heres an example

they ruined the funny fat man

[fallow kite]

Big chungus

[cinder sapphire]

Ah

[olive forge]

why are military surplus stores so expensive online

its OVER

[meager slate]

You are crunchy

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

:(

Stop

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[boreal spoke]

Those some good chips?

Looks pretty... crunchy.

[meager slate]

Smoke Ancient

Big blunt

[boreal spoke]

\

this is giving me cravings

[tame hollow]

https://imgur.com/a/WeMu85C

[meager slate]

Joe do u have cat

[somber raptor]

i have cat

[olive forge]

dogs > cats

[magic vortex]

cat.

[tame hollow]

i do not own any pets at the time, but my parents own a dog

[olive forge]

waiting for the next big update patreon beta to open

so i can give my life savings

usually opens around september so im hoping its this one and not next september

[fallow kite]

Sup

[olive forge]

the goober

[solemn iris]

SCP needs a queueing system for joining servers, not any of this "Server full" stuff.

[hollow trench]

Cheeseburger

Or is it

Cheese burger

[solemn iris]

Cheeseburger, as a cheese burger would be a regular burger completely made of cheese.

[tough tapir]

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whooper

[hollow trench]

OGHH

OHHH

[distant cove]

Would it be a cheesy hamburger?

[hollow trench]

I hope so

Im getting a cheeseburger rn

[somber raptor]

false

[mystic summit]

[olive forge]

I’m so used to arma that it’s normal

also I like seeing my funny text calling me fat when I don’t get in a server

[fallow forge]

but its a fun minigame

click esc repeat

[solemn iris]

then it forces you to wait, which is the most annoying stuff eve.r

[hollow trench]

Fr

[fickle tapir]

Being kicked out when your going between rounds because “duhhh the server is full” is arguably more annoying

[fickle tapir]

But i second this idea

[tardy walrus]

[cinder sapphire]

this reminded me of this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1222136953462587413/Screenshot_20240326_105435_Discord.png?ex=668e68bb&is=668d173b&hm=905eab658246b57e6e339a2de2f315e8c7e4d26eabca1e009903fc28b87f3967&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[solemn iris]

Leave game because i was about to turn into 049-2, attempt to rejoin, cant because game doesnt recognise i left the server yet, wait a few seconds, attempt again.
some other dude took my slot, cue like 3-10 minutes of waiting

[plucky wigeon]

I mean it is quite true

[fickle tapir]

I’m gonna try an auto clicker that clicks every 5-10 seconds so I only have to click esc

[plucky wigeon]

spitting

[cinder sapphire]

5th is short

stop it

[cinder sapphire]

true

all the cats I had were 10 times worse than my dogs

and I had 10 ish cats

[fallow forge]

Im pretty sure thats karma

[cinder sapphire]

or more

in my life

[solemn iris]

it depends, usually i get lucky and time it perfectly, sometimes i dont.

[fallow forge]

just play zombie godamnit

[fickle tapir]

First time joins are dopamine hits

Joining the first time you attempt, I mean.

[solemn iris]

I WILL BE 6 FEET IN THE COLD, HARD, GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNISE THE STATE OF ALASK- I MEAN BEFORE I PLAY SCP049-2

[fallow forge]

when it says 32/32 and you still get in anyways

[fickle tapir]

Just jump in the void

[fickle tapir]

That means there’s 33 people in the game how the fuck does that work out

[fallow forge]

it updates each minute

so someone can leave and it wont show right away

anyways just get reserved slots

[fickle tapir]

I will die before that happens

[solemn iris]

doesnt really work like that, for Dr Brights every zombie adds a small buff to the SCPs

so, i leave just before i turn

to waste their time and let others life

*live

[fickle tapir]

Ohhh

That’s just what I do for CAD 1

Unless I end up a 600 hp zombie because suddenly I have balls

Or if someone I’m cool with is on the scp team

[meager slate]

[gilded badge]

Hellooo

[meager cipher]

Scp 682 wanted a room change. I was thinking it would be okay as they have been really nice to me surprisingly but they also called a lot of you bitch but you know that's scp-682 for you. But yeah about that room change. We really need that done. Just make sure it has secure walls and don't pump acid cuz he still feels the pain of the acid. Sincerely, Dr.r

[cinder sapphire]

rp is banned sir

stop it

[cinder sapphire]

and no

[meager cipher]

dang

[bold talon]

Gmod SCPRP time

I become mtf and do right and left faces

[fickle ibex]

[olive forge]

my reaction

[tame hollow]

@meager slate

[wooden stirrup]

@winter ingot @winter ingot @winter ingot hey bro, i would be really grateful if you check your DMs, i wrote you something

[meager slate]

[distant cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[olive forge]

He wrote something dms and would be really grateful if you checked it

[somber raptor]

cancel

[fallow kite]

ye

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/meimei-mei-mei-mei-cat-meimei-cat-tole-tole-gif-9937841451382833309

[bold talon]

https://tenor.com/view/djungelskog-gif-25804860

[olive forge]

how it feels to ram your head through the windows at government buildings

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-silent-hill-2-sh2-run-running-gif-15697361520017183728

[late relic]

@fallow kite

[fallow kite]

@late relic

"The best thing since sliced bread" is actually a george foreman grill

[olive forge]

it’s actually the 5.45 ammunition

[glass bronze]

heya

[hearty halo]

Hi, I had my server verified but the console still says email sl I was moving to a new device and they said they changed the ip, but the device does not have verifictaion

[sterile crater]

fuck i love grills

[compact meadow]

hi guys

[tight ermine]

Feel free to create a ticket through #technical-support

[bold talon]

Feel free to create a ticket through ⁠technical-support

[olive forge]

Feel free to create a ticket through #technical-support

[glass bronze]

Feel free to create a ticket through #technical-support

[orchid kraken]

Feel free to create a ticket through #technical-support

[eager wadi]

have you created a #technical-support ticket son?

[vernal jolt]

NO!

[strange niche]

Always two steps ahead

[orchid kraken]

i fucking hate this keyboard

i cant press "Shift+W+A+Q" at same time

thank you whatever fuck it is

[olive forge]

no dad I don’t wanna waste their time

they also keep closing my tickets about toilets being clogged

[eager wadi]

you are manually breathing

[dense bluff]

🇪🇦 🇪🇦 🇪🇦

[pearl anvil]

I have just done some checking

using a meta build gets me 3 times more kills

using my own build gets me killed in nearly every fight against a hipfire user

this is bad

this isn’t fights at like 5 meters

this is like

up to a full hallway away

laser nerf will save sl 🙏

[distant cove]

Time for a major fight to break out about how hipfire must remain as the meta or whatever

[eager wadi]

re-boost

uh huh.

[rocky adder]

How would that not be your fault

[boreal spoke]

That's a good question

How did your account get compromised?

...

You kids are so gullible

True, but I never got my account compromised

At least now you know

I don't think admins can even give you the booster role

Discord automatically gives you it when you boost

So you have to reboost

[eager wadi]

you joined a server that was "advertising" nsfw content

no it wasnt.

you definitely aren't

[visual acorn]

wtf

[rocky adder]

“It was for science”
“My finger slipped”

[eager wadi]

exactly.

[rocky adder]

So your finger didn’t slip?

[rocky adder]

That’s not the point here lmao

You clicked one willingly

[visual acorn]

Somebody is very bored.

[rocky adder]

Yeah.

Then level up

Or boost again

No

[boreal spoke]

...

Listen

There's gullible

and there's willful ignorance

at some point you need to take responsibility

[glass bronze]

Hmm

[tight ermine]

Robots don't breathe

Lesson learned :)

[boreal spoke]

[rocky adder]

You should seriously already know better

[sterile salmon]

yo does anyone know all the subcommands for setconfig?

[lethal scroll]

What would happen if I...stole the screwdriver

[boreal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/help-gif-25660198

I recommend developing your brain faster before making decisions that could impact other people

[boreal spoke]

Sit in the corner and think about your actions

[olive forge]

hello chat

It happened again

I can’t post images again

[olive forge]

LMAO

[olive forge]

thank you Nathan

certified not a barnacle head 👍

[olive forge]

some fucker from Vietnam stole my email address

so I had to revamp everything that had my email

I’m glad he only took my discord and I think some old accounts for websites

[boreal spoke]

You also got compromised?

[olive forge]

yeah I had an account in here a while ago

I was in a bunch of the patreon betas

I appealed my ban on this new account like

2 days ago

[boreal spoke]

Strange

I've never had my discord account compromised before

[olive forge]

more like I had my whole email compromised

which sucks but it was a shitty name so whatever

[boreal spoke]

my password is too stupid for it to be brute forced

and I do my best to not click stupid links or anything like that

The internet is not safe you must be careful

It probably is

There was a password leak recently

On July 4th

There's a website to check the if your password was leaked but I'm not going to start posting links here without permission

[olive forge]

That phrase has been forever ruined lmao

[orchid kraken]

@ruby cliff you heard abt the clan war in vienna?

[subtle sundial]

the what

clash of clans

[rocky adder]

Did you happen to change them all to the same password

[orchid kraken]

Ppl from chechen and Afghans are having shit amongst them

Yesterday afghans killed a chechen woman and her child

Guess why

[olive forge]

what level is their town hall

[fallow kite]

hello

[orchid kraken]

2

[olive forge]

losers

[orchid kraken]

Chechens have 5 because they're currently winning in "gang war"

The afghans gang here is called "505", chechens are against them now because they killed a woman and her child for no reason

And stabbed a random dude

Basically Gta san andreas type shit

[olive forge]

Chechens are awesome

Chechen war has some insanely cool gear

[boreal spoke]

My geological stupidity is showing

[olive forge]

all you had to do Povtrovsky was follow the damn train !!

[boreal spoke]

Idk what any of these places or people are

[olive forge]

rocks

[orchid kraken]

I kinda say it doesnt fit the environment but the gear is cool looking

[orchid kraken]

Austria, vienna

Middle of europe

Under germany

[boreal spoke]

Worrying

[olive forge]

the only camo pattern that fits commie blocks is the worst camo pattern ever made

[orchid kraken]

Average shit if government so retarded to let everyone in

[olive forge]

death to UCP

[orchid kraken]

Let everyone in and let the crime rates rise

[subtle sundial]

hmm

[boreal spoke]

similar thing is happening in the US right now

we have a migrant crisis

[olive forge]

in this house we believe in flecktarn superiority

[orchid kraken]

Also the Kadirov is retard, chechens are like 1-2millions and not much

He just sends thousands to their death

And he is considered "hero" there

(Which he aint cuz he killed his own father)

[olive forge]

I’m not super well versed in Chechen history is that the dude who is like

an Instagram super star

and Putin’s top guy

and also runs pseudo concentration camps

[orchid kraken]

Kadirov is basically putins dog

[boreal spoke]

I hope he dies soon

Now that I know he's my enemy

[olive forge]

I don’t like discussing politics but same in Canada

we have a really bad immigration problem that is collapsing the country

[orchid kraken]

I just hope Austrias government will wake up and wont let everyone in
Kadirov dies so the chechens will be finally free from slavery

[boreal spoke]

I live in new york (state) and New York City is basically fucked

[olive forge]

implying Putin won’t put another dictator in

[boreal spoke]

I live close to it so I'm getting worried

[orchid kraken]

Cant even go to chechen because im 18 and his ass will instantly send me to my certain death

[boreal spoke]

Gang violence is crazy

There's gunfights in the streets

Urban warfare is starting

Thinking of making myself an urban ghillie suit made of trash

[subtle sundial]

world war gang

[olive forge]

stack arms prep food

[orchid kraken]

Vienna is having USA type shit rn because some retards cant behave and wont stop killing innocent people

[olive forge]

learn guerilla tactics

[boreal spoke]

And of course the clown of a mayor in new york introduced fucking trash bins like they were some kind of revolutionary technology

[orchid kraken]

HAMS ZIMMER OST REFERENCE?!?!?!

[olive forge]

I can point you in the right directions to get you started

[olive forge]

what

sanest Austrian

wait a second

Austrian

artist

anti immigration

[olive forge]

where have I heard this all before

[subtle sundial]

oh

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/X7Q2a_mNNaM?si=wtuB--e7taB5Gydb

[olive forge]

very cool buddy

[orchid kraken]

Somewhere

[random schooner]

NYC has one of the lower murder rates in the USA. It averages around 5-6 homicides per 100,000 people per year, which is lower than basically ever other major city

[orchid kraken]

But im fr against these retards who come inside the country, do shit and wonder why everyone hates them

Yeah kill innocent woman and her child then wonder why some group of ppl are fighting for justice

[boreal spoke]

I'm not worried about the murder rates

The city is collapsing

Physically

The businesses have left

[olive forge]

you’re getting psy-opped by media who benefits off of your fear

[orchid kraken]

Just nuke North and South pole
Easiest way to end world

[boreal spoke]

I've seen it in person

[random schooner]

You just said that gang violence is out of control

[boreal spoke]

It is

[random schooner]

But it has one of the lowest murder rates in the country?

[olive forge]

If you’re really concerned begin prepping

[boreal spoke]

Violence =/= Murder

[olive forge]

can food

[boreal spoke]

People can commit violence without death occuring

[olive forge]

stack arms although you live in New York so good luck

[boreal spoke]

Pointing a gun at someone and demanding their money or their life is violence

[subtle sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-lesboys-quebec-film-kill-gif-22054325

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/propaganda-garfield-not-immune-to-propaganda-gif-12276191

if you would consult the garf

[boreal spoke]

I can feel the economy getting worse in my day to day life

[random schooner]

Also NYC has way less violence than it used to. It was averaging a homicide rate of around 30 in the 70s. Now its a mere fraction of that

[thorny radish]

anyone have a fix for this problem im having? everytime a new round and its in the loading screen it says my mic isnt authenticated and i cant hear no one, and when the game starts it automatically puts me to spectator while everyone else is playing?

[boreal spoke]

#technical-support or #897643267473145866

[subtle sundial]

2nd is cuz of reserved slots

[boreal spoke]

idk how those channels work

good luck

[random schooner]

Amount of non-fatal violence usually correlates with the amount of fatal violence. There's not really that many places within the USA that has low non-fatal violence but high fatal violence

[subtle sundial]

or loading too slow

[thorny radish]

already checked those

[olive forge]

Montana/Wyoming

[thorny radish]

cant be because the server shut down for some reason and there was only 7 people when it reopened

[boreal spoke]

Im too stupid to understand what you're saying

[olive forge]

But that’s considering high by their state population, not the country

[ruby cliff]

no 😭

[orchid kraken]

"Individuals that say they're chechens or turks are being instantly attacked"

They're in public parks mostly

[boreal spoke]

Do they not have any police?

[orchid kraken]

They go around at night yesterday they caught 2-5 of them

[random schooner]

But either way, I always ignored the fear mongering. Everyone is trying to tell you the country is falling apart, at all times, for a millions reasons, to sell you stuff or submit to a certain authority or do something else. News stations trying to sell you fear of rising crime rates to keep your eyes on the TV station, gun companies selling you a cure to the fear they pedal, law enforcement telling you they're the one thing protecting you from the mobs of criminals, etc.

[orchid kraken]

The world is collapsing

Send nukes to north and south pole

[boreal spoke]

Ah I don't listen to fear mongering

If it comes to it I'll just kill whoever tries to kill me

That's just life

[random schooner]

The only thing I'm concerned about is the slow degration of the environment, but otherwise the people of the world are doing much better than ever before.

[boreal spoke]

news stations are all bull

or not all bull but trying to push their own agenda

[subtle sundial]

i can fix the world. trust me

[boreal spoke]

I'm more worried about war than anything else

[subtle sundial]

unite the governments and make me head of state

[orchid kraken]

Replace joe be done

[olive forge]

^

[boreal spoke]

At the end of the day it only takes one mentally ill dude who has access to the kill button

I'm keeping my eyes on the billionaires who keep trying to build bunkers and shit

[random schooner]

The possibility of a nuclear war breaking out is never 0, but a nuclear war threatens everyone's power, and in-regards of non-nuclear war, we've never really seen more peaceful times

[boreal spoke]

True

I personally think we should deconstruct all the nuclear weapons and guns and swap back to melee weapons

[trail glade]

server went down

not to long ago

back up tho

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

hi

[solemn flame]

I think the election should be won by sword duel

[boreal spoke]

yes!

[solemn flame]

both parties go into a colosseum and duel it out

[boreal spoke]

Biden and Trump should drop the debate and have a renaissance style duel to the death

[solemn flame]

So real

[somber raptor]

nahh we ain't letting trump and biden into the colosseum

[boreal spoke]

With all hope they both die in the fight

[solemn flame]

No not THE colosseum

Just a modern one

[olive forge]

liftocracy

[boreal spoke]

Markiplier should run for president

I'd vote for him

[solemn flame]

In the fallout show we saw people would end the world to reset it and have total control over everyone later so

Realistically I don’t think peoples power are threatened if they do it on purpose

They just eliminate the competition

[boreal spoke]

I think it was Mark Zuckerberg who started building a vault in Hawaii

[subtle sundial]

billionaires are so cool.

[boreal spoke]

I wouldn't be surprised if Elon Musk had his own plan too

Probably something to do with space

I could see him trying to run away into space

[solemn flame]

Isn’t that his grand plan

Shit hits the fan he wants to restart civilization on mars

[orchid kraken]

Im so done with vienna man, cant go out now

[solemn flame]

His entire like purpose is to secure humanities future elsewhere

[boreal spoke]

He most likely doesn't have the ability to do so at the moment

[solemn flame]

No but we have good progress tbh

Rockets are reusable now

[boreal spoke]

My guess is he'd sit in orbit until he dies

[solemn flame]

Nah

He could always go to the moon

[boreal spoke]

true

[solemn flame]

At the very least

[boreal spoke]

He probably has a spot scouted out already

[solemn flame]

though there is actually a concern i just thought of

going to mars has like specific launch windows

so if the world ends at the wrong time hes cooked

[boreal spoke]

He could also just be blasted before he has the chance to escape earth

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tole-tole-dog-fighting-angry-gif-8953703076607841349

[boreal spoke]

Psyop

[subtle sundial]

i think we should dismantle modern society as it is and go back to hunting and gathering

and die

[boreal spoke]

Yeah!!

[orchid kraken]

Just reset humanity like minecraft world

[rocky adder]

Hey gamers this is a stretch but does anyone here have/know someone who has veterinary knowledge that I could speak to?

[boreal spoke]

Unfortunately not 😔

[rocky adder]

Damn

[boreal spoke]

I have very limited knowledge of veterinary stuff

How bad is the issue?

[rocky adder]

Even then I need someone who knows their stuff with birds

Unsure

[boreal spoke]

Ah I'm more of a cat person

[rocky adder]

Not urgent I don’t think

Well

You see

Usually same

However my cat tried to kill this little fella

[somber raptor]

Reasons i like watching funny cat videos:

• they're funny
• they have cats

[boreal spoke]

Birrd

[rocky adder]

My sister managed to save it but it can’t fly proper

[somber raptor]

Birb

[boreal spoke]

It's wings might be cut

[rocky adder]

Could be

Some of the feathers are certainly damaged so I’m almost certain there’s more damage underneath

I don’t know if music helps animals in the same way it can help some of us but I’m playing the little guy some piano

[boreal spoke]

Idk what kind species of bird that is

[rocky adder]

I’d tell you if I knew myself

[somber raptor]

Guess what's older:

• my Orange cat
• SCP: SL
• my tuxedo cat

[polar spade]

My PC

[somber raptor]

When did u buy it 💀

[polar spade]

Trust me, my PC is older than all of them (Probably combined)

[somber raptor]

How old is it

[polar spade]

My parents got it when i was young

Bout 16 this year

[boreal spoke]

I asked someone I knew and they said Sparrow

[somber raptor]

Not enough to be those 3 combined but yeah it's older than me 💀

[boreal spoke]

Dunno how accurate that is though

[polar spade]

Did u see an actual vet first?

[rocky adder]

Well I just got home from work 15 mins ago

[boreal spoke]

Vets are fuckin' expensive

[somber raptor]

Answer was my orang car
5 months older than SCP:SL

[rocky adder]

My sister and dad were outside and from what they said it seemed very recent

So we just haven’t had time

And yeah, vets are expensive

[polar spade]

I would recommend u get it checked first chance u get, but the expense might be an issue

[somber raptor]

The tuxedo cat's 2 years younger than her

[lethal scroll]

https://x.com/Shrek/status/1810768295735480429

Shrek (@Shrek) on X

Not too Far, Far Away… Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 8:09 PM

It's happening

[polar spade]

People, there is a dying bird... now is not the time for Shrek or discussing ur cat's age

[rocky adder]

I don’t have the money to spare for that and I don’t think my parents would be willing to do it

I don’t know if I’d say it’s dying

Injured? Certainly

Dying? Unsure.

[somber raptor]

Goodnight europe (i'm probably one of the few europeans awake rn due to it being 2:40AM lol)

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-vergil-devil-may-cry-gif-14000812

[polar spade]

Im exaggerating, but an injured bird is still pretty bad

[rocky adder]

Yeah

[polar spade]

Could u give it to an animal shelter or smth (im not sure how this works)

[rocky adder]

They likely wouldn’t care about it

This is a wild bird

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[random schooner]

Starts New Round Hears "I'm Spongebob" 10 times in a row. Yup its business cat

[olive forge]

holy shit you can get some nice meat off him

smoke it for some good jerky

[polar spade]

You would think they would at least give it a basic checkup

[olive forge]

big fella

[rocky adder]

Not here in the states unfortunately

[tough tapir]

Fig bella

[polar spade]

Damn, that sucks

[boreal spoke]

Best thing you could probably do for this bird is give it some food and water and release it to be honest

[olive forge]

Idk if it’s a weird angle

but that thing looks massive

[boreal spoke]

It's most likely not going to make it very far without flight

[olive forge]

^

[rocky adder]

Can’t fly, releasing here practically guarantees death

[olive forge]

eat it then

[polar spade]

Well, new pet ig

[boreal spoke]

If possible give it a day to recover and see the results

[olive forge]

Vermin and small birds make really good jerky

[boreal spoke]

Really depends how much you care about it's life

[rocky adder]

Gonna get him food, water, and an enclosure until it seems to heal

[polar spade]

Yea, that's probably best

[boreal spoke]

Just remember that birds take massive shits in the morning

[olive forge]

if you smoke them and put grounded peppers on it holy shit

[rocky adder]

I believe the value of life to be equal across all mammals

[olive forge]

yeah

[polar spade]

Birds aren't mammals...

[rocky adder]

And eating it is off the table

[rocky adder]

Lmaoooo

[olive forge]

there’s no way

[rocky adder]

Hey

I almost failed biology

[polar spade]

I can tell

[rocky adder]

Land creatures then

[olive forge]

they make good jerky I’m telling you

squirrels too

[rocky adder]

Wait no

That includes bugs

Ok

Animals for the most part

[polar spade]

Vertabres

[olive forge]

what do you think about moose

[rocky adder]

Beeg

[olive forge]

because they’re real assholes

[polar spade]

All Vertebrate are valuable (insects are invertebrates)

[olive forge]

but holy shit the best food I’ve ever had was moose sausages

[rocky adder]

I mean yeah but would you kill a person for being an asshole

[olive forge]

you’re reminding me by all this talk of animals

[olive forge]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[polar spade]

If it has a backbone, its has value

[boreal spoke]

depends on how big of an asshole

I would

[rocky adder]

That’s really the question

Cause yeah agreed lol

[olive forge]

Animals aren’t as intelligent as humans

and also they’re made of food

therefore God wants me to eat them

[boreal spoke]

Humans are also made of food for animals

[olive forge]

that’s true

[boreal spoke]

Only reason we have trouble eating them is because our brains refuse to do so

[rocky adder]

I mean

[olive forge]

also like

kuru

and whatnot

[rocky adder]

That’s on y’all

Not me

[polar spade]

Also because eating ur own species can lead to health issues

[rocky adder]

I’d eat a person

[polar spade]

Like prions

[rocky adder]

Yeah

[olive forge]

I would try human meat 100%

[fallow kite]

would you eat me

you wouldnt

[olive forge]

I wouldn’t eat it often though

[rocky adder]

Not you

[fallow kite]

thanks!

[olive forge]

I would definitely try it though

[rocky adder]

It’s a specific thing with you

And yeah same

[polar spade]

There is a risk of prion infection if u eat another human

[olive forge]

I’ve eaten a lot of different types of meat

[polar spade]

Probably the only thing stopping me

[olive forge]

yeah kuru

[polar spade]

Yep

[olive forge]

it’s really rare

but definitely a factor

[rocky adder]

Mainly passed down in tribes with ritualistic cannibalism iirc

[olive forge]

moose is so good though if you ever have the chance I would try it

[rocky adder]

Alright

[olive forge]

yeah huge problem in PNG

[boreal spoke]

If I had the chance to eat human flesh I'd definitely try it

It must taste at least a little bit good

[polar spade]

I mean, ur human

[strange trellis]

indeed

[boreal spoke]

A good meaty thigh yknow?

[polar spade]

And do u really need ur left arm?

[olive forge]

that’s my good arm

[boreal spoke]

Leg meat would be better

[rocky adder]

Why give up an arm when you could give up a leg

[olive forge]

how else will I CC if I don’t have my left hand

[polar spade]

U try biting ur leg

[olive forge]

my right arm can’t do shit

joe Swanson leg basically

[rocky adder]

What kind of monster would eat that raw

[olive forge]

^

[boreal spoke]

I'd cook it

And also

[olive forge]

Raw human meat is bad business

[polar spade]

Same kind of monster who eats their own species...

[boreal spoke]

I'd eat someone else

[olive forge]

that’s just inviting yourself to disease

[rocky adder]

Look

[olive forge]

there’s a difference between trying human flesh cooked like a steak and tearing a chunk of your leg off and eating it like a feral wolf

[boreal spoke]

Have some CLASS!

[rocky adder]

Objectively outside of diseases I see no qualms in it if the person would’ve been okay with it or if times are desperate enough

[boreal spoke]

Listen

Waste of good meat yknow?

What am I gonna bury the corpse without tasting it first?

[polar spade]

Good point

[boreal spoke]

Rule is to use every part of the hunt

[olive forge]

like technically it’s a sin

[polar spade]

I rather eat a corpse than go tho the manual labour of burying it

[olive forge]

but like

God forgives

and I’m curious

I didn’t bite the original apple !!

[rocky adder]

That is NOT the way to go about that lmao

[polar spade]

I don't think religion works like that

[rocky adder]

Also this is real asf

[polar spade]

Im gonna murder a bunch of people but don't worry, ill ask for forgiveness afterwards

[olive forge]

You ever realise Chinese funerals are exceedingly rare?

I have a theory

[rocky adder]

Let’s not go any further with that

[olive forge]

There’s a difference between murdering a massive group of people

and then trying out meat

[rocky adder]

Sin is sin

[polar spade]

Anyway, rate my PC build which i will never buy

[olive forge]

True

[rocky adder]

I won’t comment on religious matters further

[boreal spoke]

You check how loud those fans are?

[polar spade]

I love how cannibalism is fine, but u draw the line at religion

[rocky adder]

Seems nice

[boreal spoke]

Religion is a taboo topic

More taboo than cannibalism

[rocky adder]

Server rules dictate it, not a personal thing

[olive forge]

Does it

[boreal spoke]

You can bullshit about cannibalism because chances are nobody here will ever eat a human

[olive forge]

my bad

[polar spade]

Eh...

[fallow kite]

@olive forge barnacle head

[fallow kite]

i would eat an cow

[strange trellis]

religious discussion usually ends in an argument

[fallow kite]

[polar spade]

beaver, no

[olive forge]

here’s a photo I took of you while you were sleeping last night

[polar spade]

Ur the greater man

[fallow kite]

are you an cow why you looking at me like that

[boreal spoke]

Beef is good

[polar spade]

You cannibal

[fallow kite]

did i look sexy?

[olive forge]

6/10

[fallow kite]

meh, ill take it

[strange trellis]

i will contaminate your local water supply with pork fat

[fallow kite]

ok

isnt haram since i dont know its pork lol

[strange trellis]

you do now that i told you

[polar spade]

He'll make sure u know its pork fat

[fallow kite]

okay i drink from elsewhere lol

ill produce my own water

[carmine steppe]

what is very good eu server for pvp

[polar spade]

What, ur gonna combine hydrogen and oxygen?

[fallow kite]

thats not how you make water

[polar spade]

I should go sleep

[fallow kite]

ill produce red water aka wine

[polar spade]

Man becomes jesus

[olive forge]

search up p

v

v

t

p

e

~

p

and it’s a really good server

you’ll love it

[rocky adder]

I just really like cows they’re too cute for me to feel okay eating

[carmine steppe]

ight ill let u know

thanks brodie

[olive forge]

cows are cool animals

but they produce really good meat

And a lot of it

Chickens are assholes though

[fallow kite]

hey i got one word for ya

PUSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[rocky adder]

Chickens are in fact assholes lol

[fallow kite]

ill eat thhis cow it tastes so good

om nom nom

[olive forge]

I take pride every time I eat chicken

[rocky adder]

You do it all you want man

[boreal spoke]

We live in too cruel of a world to worry about such things

[rocky adder]

I just personally won’t

[olive forge]

doomer spotted