general-chat

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

[distant cove]

Understandable

[tame hollow]

Is Karlofduty still hosting a server

I vaguely remember that name

[sterile plover]

OH YEAH SPARK SERVER I REMEMBERED THE NAME

fuck dude that server was fun to play in

[distant cove]

No idea

I pretty much exclusively play on my own server now days

Basically configured to how I like to play the game server plugin wise

[lethal scroll]

so....what is the legality of Freedoom?

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[orchid kraken]

Europe countries tierlist

[fallow kite]

Indonesia is asian...

[somber raptor]

agreed

[orchid kraken]

Nuh uh, if i say its europe

Its europe

I did not make this tierlist, i just screenshoted

[grizzled totem]

Inaccurate. Both the UK and France are F tier

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/thief-stealing-stole-cat-kidnapping-gif-13580660

[gusty plover]

thats monaco

[fallow kite]

WHAT

It looks exact similar

[gusty plover]

yeah they have practically the same flag

[mystic kestrel]

hello

how i can report hacker creator?

guyyyss

@gusty plover you can help me?

[gusty plover]

use the in game reporting system to report cheaters

[mystic kestrel]

he is streaming on his dc server how he make hacks

i dont know server

he was doing some shit on screen share to hack memory

[gusty plover]

idk im not a global mod

[mystic kestrel]

who global mod?

[gusty plover]

@rich zinc

[distant cove]

I believe /report works

keyword believe

[gusty plover]

thats for server hosts iirc

[mystic kestrel]

i dm him

when he will answer?

[gusty plover]

actually no

[distant cove]

Oh probably

[gusty plover]

#bot-commands

it works in that channel

@mystic kestrel do /report in bot commands

then do this option

[rich zinc]

💀

[rich zinc]

(jacob did for the first time in 2024)

[sterile crater]

we love volkswagen audi group

[gusty plover]

real

[distant cove]

Exactly!

[rich zinc]

arsenal 🙁

[mystic kestrel]

check dms please

[rich zinc]

one sec

finishing up my gambling

[sterile crater]

❗

[sterile crater]

i want a golf but i dont want even more cars

[rich zinc]

[sterile crater]

i say even more like ive got some insane collection its literally old heaps

and the ocassional land boat

we LOVE old bmws

[distant cove]

We love old Porches

[sterile crater]

its insane how much power you can get for 3k now

stock aswell

[lilac lion]

volvo is better

[sterile crater]

just we dont talk about relative reliability

[sterile crater]

i almost bought an 05 or something round that xc90 for like 1k

i thought about it

but eh

my e60 is the reason i have points

im looking at an s5 again but at the same time i NEED that diesel mpg

like come on

[mystic kestrel]

@rich zinc check dms

[gilded timber]

!rep @distant cove

[snow umbra]

You have just given @distant cove a reputation point!

[mystic kestrel]

@gusty plover bro

@rich zinc is ignoring me

[distant cove]

Thank you for the arbitrary internet point that ultimately means nothing

How are ya doing today Lucid?

[hot mirage]

@fallow kite

you suck......

[sterile crater]

dad does not suck

[orchid kraken]

Most part of turk ppl suck cuz of how they behave

Mr.dad is excpetion

He chill

[distant cove]

You say that like you’re going to get a response instantaneously.

There’s a very real possibility that Jacob doesn’t handle support in dms, that and it will take some time to respond if they do. Patience is what I’m saying

Not responding in 2 minutes ≠ actively ignoring

[orchid kraken]

"Oh no, ppl arent waiting for me to write support stuff"

Type shit

[sterile crater]

i have known 2 turkish ppl in my lifetime

both very nice

smh

[gilded timber]

Good, just landed in NY!

On a holiday

[sterile crater]

xm knows who im talking about but he aint here no more

[distant cove]

Yeah.

[distant cove]

Oooh, the city or the state?

[gilded timber]

City

[distant cove]

I would imagine city but it doesn’t hurt to clarify

[distant cove]

Do you know which airport you arrived in?

[gilded timber]

JFK I'm pretty sure

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069285914397904967/1183409287175880804/caption-7.gif

hi

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230585323205955595/1255628208452403310/image.png?ex=668cfba5&is=668baa25&hm=9fbdc78de7edf74940d6751c4136f90a2c613fa7aed5945ee572659a2ef7a98d&

ehmh..

ehmmm..

[distant cove]

Fun. Enjoy your stay in NYC, and don’t go to The Bronx

[fallow kite]

ehhmmmmmmmmmm

[gilded timber]

Rubbing the fur the wrong way is a crime

[gilded timber]

Unlikely and thank you!

I might still be around a bit

Not gone for long anyway

[distant cove]

Ofc

[gilded timber]

Anyway I'm getting close to the front of the line

Might have to go lol

[distant cove]

If you need any ideas for what to do lmk, I got some interesting places you maybe interested in

[hot mirage]

u won 1 time bro

[distant cove]

Stay safe, and remember the 4th Amendment doesn’t apply to TSA and the like

(4th Amendment is no unreasonable search and seizures)

[fallow kite]

[gilded timber]

I've not got anything to worry about lol

[distant cove]

That’s good

[gilded timber]

I think I might be dragged around places a bit by my sister but I'm always open to some suggestions!

[distant cove]

There’s the USS Intrepid. An Aircraft Carrier Museum.

If you want the address lmk and I’ll dm it to you

[tough tapir]

Lucid in New York City

What size rat will he bring home

[tardy walrus]

why yall dragging it

just dont move funny ‼️

[distant cove]

If you are feeling adventurous and not bound by just being locked into NYC you can go one state Northeast and visit the USS Nautilus in South East Connecticut, the first Nuclear powered submarine, and it’s free admission too

[distant cove]

Because it’s a tourist trap. If you don’t know where you’re going you’re going to get jumped. And I rather prefer that doesn’t happen

Normal advice would be “know where you’re going” or “act like you know where you’re going” but the best way not to get jumped is not to be there

[fallow forge]

best advice is bring gun

shoot felons

[distant cove]

That’s fair.

[tardy walrus]

gotta love being an owner of a definitely registered firearm

[distant cove]

Definitely

[gilded timber]

I might take a look, thanks for the advice!

[distant cove]

Any time!

Central Park is also a good place to visit, a nice open area in Manhattan

[fallow forge]

visit at night to see the local wildlife

(bums)

[gilded timber]

Yeah that's definitely on my list of places

[gilded timber]

I'm not going anywhere at night lol

[distant cove]

Very good idea

That’s a general good idea in any city you’re in, not just NYC, just go during the day, at night you should be in a safe place, hotel room or a place with active policing like Grand Central/Penn Station

[fallow forge]

is the us really that dangerous

[distant cove]

Generally it’s safe, but bad actors will recognize clueless people and use prime opportunities to do bad things

Again, this is why you should act like you know where you’re going

Eyes forward, not down ya know

Smart watches are really good in this regard

So you can reference directions without needing to pull out your phone

And ofc more bad actors are in cities of high tourist locations

[fallow kite]

Grilled sandwich

[distant cove]

Like major populous centers like NYC

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097550247313555668/1119377152433995856/20230409_154459.gif

[hollow sparrow]

hi chat

[hollow sparrow]

haha

[eager wadi]

[glass bronze]

hey ikonic!

[orchid kraken]

anyone idea how u call these type of helis?

[glass bronze]

i guesss Chinook ?

[eager wadi]

probably

[orchid kraken]

ah yeah

thanks

[glass bronze]

np

[visual acorn]

My cat died

[eager wadi]

sorry for your loss

[visual acorn]

I think he's heart exploded

[random schooner]

Oof, that sucks to hear

[visual acorn]

Because one second he was chill

Then he got a seizure

Next second he was laying without heartbeat

That was so freaking unexpectedly

[hollow sparrow]

meemo!!!!!!!!

[visual acorn]

I feel so fuckin bad

I tried to reanimate him, but it didn't work

He was 3 years old

Rest in peace buddy

[somber raptor]

Rest in Peace

[rough wing]

man

im sorry for your loss

[somber raptor]

what was his name?

[visual acorn]

Lucky

Quite unlucky Lucky

[rough wing]

hey he is lucky

he had you for 3 years

[visual acorn]

At least the death was instant

[fallow kite]

@late relic

[late relic]

@fallow kite

[random schooner]

He was so young as well 😦

[visual acorn]

Probably some brain aneurysm

He died really really quick

Like 1 or 2 seconds

[random schooner]

Oh, thats how my mother died, it can happen so quickly

[tawny wharf]

Damn that’s fucking horrifying

[visual acorn]

I'm sorry to hear that

[random schooner]

I lost a cat a year ago, not sure what exactly was the cause but his bladder got blocked, and then he got a bunch of other health issues,

I tried my hardest to help him, and he was doing better, but then one day, he went from seeming healthy again, to suddenly being unable to move. I took him to the emergency vet, and his heart stopped

[visual acorn]

I will make a grave for him in the forest

[somber raptor]

Yes but definitely not in July

[random schooner]

Cat of mine also went missing, about a month ago. No signs of her yet. Dad let her out, thought she needed to spend more time outside, and didn't let her in. then we couldn't find her again

[somber raptor]

hey is there anyone here that has A LOT of free time they don't know what to do with?

[olive forge]

why do you ask

[subtle sundial]

is that the apathetic beaver

[olive forge]

si senor

back from the dead

[somber raptor]

cuz i want to do something that takes a lot of time and effort that i don't have (i'm mainly missing the willpower)

[olive forge]

how are you on this blessed evening

[olive forge]

what is it

[somber raptor]

trading up in CS2 for a knife 💀

[olive forge]

lol no

I will NOT be doing that

you’ve gotta be kidding me

I had embded perms

and then my new account got the level up to level 0

and now I don’t have embded perms

this is like 1984

[somber raptor]

wdym you don't have embed perms you're level 20

[olive forge]

See how it says level 0 as well

this is a new account my old one was hacked

when I rejoined I got given the level 20 role

but it hasn’t registered me as being level 20

[eager wadi]

fixed.

[hot mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143290158007980222/1258859452191211621/watermark.gif

[somber raptor]

i don't see it

[olive forge]

if only there was a dude who’s name who started with N came down from the heavens and fixed it…

lol

thanks Nathan

[distant cove]

Learn how to code, and then make a plugin for SCP SL

[somber raptor]

if i learnt how to code i'd rather make a bot that automatically does trade-ups for me in CS2

[distant cove]

Well it gets your time taken care of

[somber raptor]

thing is will it take me more time learning how to code enough to build a trade-up bot or will it take me more time to actually do the trade ups myself?

the issue with trade ups is finding the low-float skins

[tepid bear]

dude ive lost all my tradeups

i never hit them

[somber raptor]

do you do trade ups randomly or do you actually look for good trade ups?

[tepid bear]

ehh i dont fully check if theyre insanely profitable but

[olive forge]

old screenshot I saw

[tepid bear]

yeah i use tradeupspy

and stuff

[olive forge]

from like

2 years ago

on a shitpost I posted and Nathan reposted

[tepid bear]

👍🏿

ay man look at my bio

[tepid bear]

i have 3 dollars in my wallet

what tradeup should i do

i dont feel like redepoing

[somber raptor]

10 Mil-Spec skins from the Revolution Case with a float between .07 and .0875

80% chance to profit, costs 90 cents per trade up

[tepid bear]

pretty fire ngl

is there any way to get fillers from steam or

i dont have my card linked to skinport

[somber raptor]

the issue with doing trade ups is that you have to find the skins with that specific float for 0.09$ or less

[tepid bear]

yea exactly

[somber raptor]

CSfloat market checker browser extension

[tepid bear]

i got it

[somber raptor]

and here we go let's start checking between the 30313 insertions for these weapons

[tepid bear]

do i just use chrome then to search for the skins on steam

[tepid bear]

awesome sauce

so any 10 mil spec skins?

from revo case

[somber raptor]

yes

[somber raptor]

yes, minimal wear with a float below 0.0875

[tepid bear]

ight

ima try

[somber raptor]

my goal is around 500€ so i have a long journey ahead

[tepid bear]

what are you at rn

[somber raptor]

starting balance is 5.40€

so yeah before i can get a Fade Paracord Knife i need to basically 100x that balance

[tepid bear]

no shot you want a fade paracord

thats so random

why not like a m9 or a bayo

[somber raptor]

it's a cool knife

[thorny radish]

did they increase the chance of getting out of 106 dimension

[tepid bear]

i swear they did bro

[somber raptor]

1. i prefer the Paracord Knife
2. Bayonet and M9 cost like 4-5 times as much

[tepid bear]

i escaped 3 times in a row from never

[tepid bear]

that is true

its way more expensive

[thorny radish]

because i havent played since the new update

and ive been getting out alot more often

after the updater

[somber raptor]

also, once i'll have enough balance there's this trade up with 100% chance to profit: 10 field tested mil-spec skins from the Dust II collection with a float below 0.175

[tepid bear]

100 percent?? damn

wtf

[somber raptor]

yeah it's a no risk trade up

[tepid bear]

i could sell skins for that

i have random stickers that are like 8 bucks

is it worth

[somber raptor]

i'm also looking for more expensive no-risk trade ups

[tepid bear]

valid

its not much profit but

its decent

youd have to do it a lot

[somber raptor]

jesus 💀

the most expensive single object in my inventory is a FT Block-18 for 0.99$

[tepid bear]

LMAO

yea i opened community capsule

first try got t side kawaii i was laughing so hard

[somber raptor]

yeah i'd have to do it like 253 times

[tepid bear]

8x

[tepid bear]

😭

[somber raptor]

the bad part? to do 253 of those trades, i'd have to find 2530 skins with that low float

[tepid bear]

yea exactly like youd have to find so many skins for that

fillers would be aids

[somber raptor]

that's also why i want to find a more expensive no-risk or low-risk trade up

[tepid bear]

youd just have to take some more risk at some point

yea

[somber raptor]

another issue? for some reason people tend to sell low float skins for higher

i need to keep the price of skins to the median price or else i won't profit

like who's the dipshit that's selling an MP5-SD Liquidation for 143€ when market price is 0.09€

like look at this shit

• ANOTHER issue there is is that other CS2 traders suck up the reasonably priced low float skins

a faster way of getting those 520€ would be to steal them from people but that's kinda illegal you know so i'd rather not 💀

[somber raptor]

• since i'm not 18 i can't buy them out of sites that don't make you overpay for low floats

[tepid bear]

LOL

i never figured that out

[tepid bear]

yea theres comp

[tepid bear]

that is true

you gotta ask ur parents to set up an account

check dms

i cant send photos

[somber raptor]

Poll: what's the bigger prank?
A) the M249 being worse than the negev and costing 5200
B) an MP5-SD Liquidation being listed for 1620 times market price

[red panther]

@gleaming mountain kijk3 LOX

[plucky nexus]

Hey

[tepid bear]

b

[rocky adder]

It’s all coming together…

[fossil zodiac]

Imagine

[eager wadi]

#utility-roles

have you read the warning text

nope

[manic delta]

sketch -> stretch

[limpid pendant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965421867638861867/1100139347073826837/togif-18.gif

[pliant otter]

my heart skipped a few beats cuz of this one jesus christ

[olive forge]

trve vsauce pvtriots in cvntrol

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-doughnut-vsauce-michael-stevens-yummy-gif-16345883

[rocky adder]

Not the toilet donut

[orchid kraken]

Literally easiest room to complete

Just make foxy or freddy come right after someone else

So u time up good with bonnie

[pliant otter]

that's office smh

• I know I already finished the entire game once, just replaying it xd

[orchid kraken]

No shit sherlock

[pliant otter]

also since when does foxy spawn despite all 3 cams being broken smh

last I played 1 year ago, he stopped spawning after breaking all cams

clearly nikson secretly updated tjoc

[fallow kite]

bro so scared he pauses 3 times in 2 seconds...

[orchid kraken]

Srs bruh.

[pliant otter]

the first pause was by accident tbh

the second was cause I needed a break after almost dying

xd

[orchid kraken]

Tjoc better scare me again

Literally on my top 5 horror game list that scared me the most

[pliant otter]

it's still scary to play

despite me watching the game like 5-6 times all the way through and finishing it myself, am still scared of it xd

[orchid kraken]

1.amnesia the bunker (got me shivering and heart fast beating all time)
2.alien isolation
3.tjoc
My top 3 horror game list

Yes outlast isnt there because its dogshit and not scary

[orchid kraken]

Its all about the unexpected

[pliant otter]

I think outlast is scary up until some point where it gets predictable

aka after the intro it just feels meh

u go through places while being chased

[orchid kraken]

U literally only get chased

Thats it

Nothing much

Also the enemies are TOOOOOO WAY predictable

[pliant otter]

way too*

bro reversed the places smh

[orchid kraken]

Wtf is wrong with this automod

[fallow kite]

VSAUCE

[pliant otter]

the misspell on gonna

lol

[orchid kraken]

Yeah noticed it

When i played amnesia

I thought the monster will just leave me

After i hide under table

BUT NAH

Bro came inside and destroyed every place to hide

[pliant otter]

I watched amnesia (markiplier), it was pretty scary

[orchid kraken]

And killed me

[pliant otter]

tbh outlast is an old game

[rocky adder]

Yesssss

[eager wadi]

.at

[orchid kraken]

Play amnesia the bunker on difficulty "shellshocked"

[orchid kraken]

So website?

[pliant otter]

.hi

hello.hi

[eager wadi]

yeah scam bots use .at

[pliant otter]

oke I see

attic

xd

[orchid kraken]

@pliant otter took me 8 hours to complete amnesia the bunker on highest

Fun shit is that once u run out of oil

Ur done

Cuz oil=checkpoints

[pliant otter]

I would never play it tbh

[orchid kraken]

And no oil is basically no checkpoint for u anymore

[pliant otter]

am too scared of horror games

[orchid kraken]

No balls

[pliant otter]

only reason I play them is cuz I stream to friends

xd

[orchid kraken]

Funniest part in that game is

It gives u pistol at start

It FORCES u to shoot the door that makes the monster come

Also the bullets are rarer than dark matter in entire universe

Found 6 bullets entire game for revolver

[pliant otter]

that's crazy considering it's supposed to be a military bunker in the war

[orchid kraken]

And it takes 3 bullets to scare monster away for 30 seconds

[orchid kraken]

It is military bunker

[pliant otter]

with no bullets

xd

[orchid kraken]

U play as french dude who got send to bunker after u got injured and suffered from amnesia

[pliant otter]

I already watched markiplier play it smh

I actually watched it exactly 1 year ago

[orchid kraken]

Theres is idk why even an entire arsenal full of dinamites but no ammo

[orchid kraken]

The game is year old already

I was so excited when it came out cuz Amnesia never missed to make bad amnesia

[pliant otter]

tjoc remake will be cool

[orchid kraken]

I still remember the Amnesia the small horse lmfao
The mlp amnesia

[pliant otter]

I'd love to stream it if it doesn't release too late

[orchid kraken]

I hope tjoc R will also come

[pliant otter]

nikson confirmed bedroom will be reborn

[fallow kite]

Bro Amnesia custom stories were crazy

You're not a real amnesia player if you don't remember CrazyShootin

[orchid kraken]

Small horse was btw most popular

[orchid kraken]

I was literally a child when i found out abt amnesia

[minor goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1247551775892967563/attachment-6-1.gif

[fallow kite]

^

It didn't scare me at all really

Except this one time that I'll never forget in the choir

[orchid kraken]

ALSO the custom stories are now broken because new update broke the codes

[fallow kite]

Fucking brute spawned right in front of me when I was on the bridge

Right in my line of sight

[pliant otter]

pretty funny that nikson just didn't give a fuck to fix the original gameplay loop from bedroom and just said "alright, no separate game for reborn, make it in bedroom section"

[fallow kite]

Like up in my face

[orchid kraken]

Scripted spawn

Bro LITERALLY spawns there everytime once u get the spheres part

[fallow kite]

Yes I know but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to see grunts or brutes right as they spawn like that

Sure they can be behind a corner or something when they spawn

But in your face? Right out in the open? Lol

[orchid kraken]

They're always out of sight when spawn but ig game forgor he is supposed to spawn the brute so it just spawned right next to ur face

[pliant otter]

imo should've just played it better

[fallow kite]

I played the hardmode for amnesia too when it released

I thought that was pretty cool

It just became a waiting sim for like 10 minutes whenever a monster spawned tho

[orchid kraken]

New update for amnesia TDD broke most custom stories thats sad tbh, cant play mlp story anymore

Watched a lot yt vids as a kid

Tried to play it now

No working

[thorny radish]

bro why everytime a new round starts it says im not authenticated to talk and i end up being a spectator???

[pliant otter]

bro authenticated too slow

[orchid kraken]

Considering on high difficulty u die if u lose sanity

[thorny radish]

this has never happened to me before why

[orchid kraken]

be daniel
drink amnesia potion
go through castle where u tortured ppl
see monster
die in 2 min

high octane hardmode gameplay

[pliant otter]

maybe ur wifi shitted itself for a sec or smth idk

rarely happens to me, and by rarely I mean very rarely

[thorny radish]

alright i guess ill wait for the next round to start and see if the problem still happens

[orchid kraken]

Literally my LUCKIEST pill ever
50/50 if i drink pill i get effect
Autonuke went ON
My sound dropped beat
Got Godmode from pill
Literally luckiest moment

[pliant otter]

or maybe the server ur playing on decided to act up who knows

shouldn't rly happen tho

maybe once every 200 rounds

if it happens too often then idk, could check around #technical-support or ask other ppl

I want to sleep now as it is 4 am

good night y'all

[thorny radish]

ok

[polar spade]

This is why lucky pill servers suck

Free godmode, imagine being the chaos and literally being unable to do anything cause the guy got lucky

[thorny radish]

same problem happened

[orchid kraken]

Its like 5% i heard to get

Amongst from 100 pills u could get it 5 times and ig its kind fair

How many times u die from pills also cuz u literally explode

[polar spade]

Yea, but because one guy got lucky, ur entire team gets gunned down and u have no counter however it lasts for

And its not like they can simply use lucky pills and get godmode to make it fair

[orchid kraken]

I once got teleported when i was cornered by scps

I think NW also should fix the Pocket dimension escape teleportation cuz u always teleport near 106

Which makes u die instantly again

[polar spade]

I think that's just you

[orchid kraken]

I literally always get teleported NEXT to him

I once got out and he was right up near my ass

[polar spade]

Skill issue

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-iron-man-smirk-iron-man-gif-21531714

[polar spade]

Good luck with that because

[fallow kite]

If anything the game teleports me as far away from him as possible

[polar spade]

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[orchid kraken]

That one time i got out and 049 was next room

And u get slowlness for first 5 seconds when u get out

Just fucking teleport me even in void but not next to scp

Gamr definitely hates me

When that dclass wont stop soundboarding

[fallen girder]

what are all the toys/ props u can spawn with admin cmnds? i cant find any information on it

all i know is that u can spawn a dclass target training thing

[fallow kite]

😞

[olive forge]

helmet gopro mount acquired

we are so back

[boreal spoke]

Is this urban camo?

[fallow kite]

Probably

[boreal spoke]

I can't really tell cause my eyes are shit

[fallow kite]

I will never forgive Ubisoft for taking away my assassin's Creed trilogy

[boreal spoke]

It's not even camo it's ghillie

My brain hurts

[fallow kite]

I will always pirate their games now

[boreal spoke]

I've never played an assassins creed game

Or really ubisoft games in general

[fallow kite]

Most are trash with a few exceptions

Like wd2

[boreal spoke]

no idea what that is

[fallow kite]

Watch dogs 2

Assassin's Creed syndicate was also good

[boreal spoke]

I checked the reviews and found something worrying...

But it's not a game issue

[fallow kite]

Which game is this review from?

[boreal spoke]

Watch dogs 2

[fallow kite]

But yes Ubisoft launcher is the worst launcher

EVER

[boreal spoke]

it's $5 because of steam sale

90% off

[fallow kite]

Kinda worth it

[boreal spoke]

Can I even say that in this server

[fallow kite]

No

[boreal spoke]

Probably not

[fallow kite]

Only if you buy the game from Ubisoft launcher

Which I regret now

[boreal spoke]

How big is WD2?

[fallow kite]

They are just scraping away my games now
They also took my farcry 2 and 1

[fallow kite]

About 30-ish hours

[boreal spoke]

8 parts

[boreal spoke]

I meant disc space

[fallow kite]

80 gb
Idk played it a long time ago

[boreal spoke]

80!?

[fallow kite]

Probably less

[boreal spoke]

It would take too long to torrent...

[fallow kite]

Have you played Dying light?

[boreal spoke]

I have yeah

[fallow kite]

The 2nd one?

[boreal spoke]

both

[fallow kite]

Pirated or bought?

[boreal spoke]

I have them both on steam

dying light is worth the money

[fallow kite]

I only have played Dying light 1

With the dlc

On my epic account

[boreal spoke]

Dying light 1 kept resetting my campaign and making me restart it

everytime I reinstalled the game

[fallow kite]

Sad

[boreal spoke]

very sad because I love crane as a character

I prefer dying light 1 over 2

The combat feels better to me

Also my computer can run it better

[fallow kite]

That's the biggest reason tbh

[boreal spoke]

Youtube recommending me some real sus shit

[boreal spoke]

I had some really weird visual bugs with textures and the skybox

It was just unplayable in certain areas

[fallow kite]

Hmmmm

[fallow kite]

Ok

[fallow kite]

Nights in dl1 is awesome tbh

[boreal spoke]

You can just ignore volatiles in dying light 2

Your character is so powerful early on and there so many tall buildings in the first area

and in the second area there's even bigger buildings

[fallow kite]

Parachute=no worrys about volatiles

[boreal spoke]

I would go through these areas filled with volatiles and just kill them

[fallow kite]

Now with guns
The danger of volatiles are more unnoticeable

[boreal spoke]

There's no guns in dying light 2

[fallow kite]

Now there is

[boreal spoke]

Oh yeah!

[fallow kite]

No mods

Official

[boreal spoke]

they even renamed the game to reloaded edition

[fallow kite]

Yes

And guns make the difficulty of the game non existent

[boreal spoke]

It's so strange that they decided to do that

after making the combat so melee focused

[fallow kite]

It's still better then 30000 dmg shotgun from dl1 but still

[boreal spoke]

Bows were already powerful

[boreal spoke]

I never got to that

best gun I had in dl1 was a blue police rifle

[fallow kite]

I always did that

[boreal spoke]

I preferred to use melee weapons either way because they were more fun

[fallow kite]

Bruh

[boreal spoke]

I have 21 hours in dl1

most of those are me having to restart

[fallow kite]

I used the futuristic assault rifle thingy

[boreal spoke]

so I was just doing the same thing twice

[fallow kite]

Pain

There is cars to drive in dl1

[boreal spoke]

wha

What!?

reinstalling immediately

time to restart the entire campaign

[fallow kite]

Only in dlc

[boreal spoke]

shieett

I have 24 dlc

idk if that includes car dlc

[fallow kite]

Yes

It does

Somehow the volatiles are more aggressive and scary in dlc

[boreal spoke]

most of my dlc are weapon packs and clothing

[fallow kite]

I have weapon packs and the dlc

[boreal spoke]

The dlc does kind of make the game too easy I did notice

I could just craft weapons from rust and unturned that did massive damage

No reason for me to get crafting recipes and such

[fallow kite]

Yes

If you have money
You should buy Watch dogs 2

It's a fun game

[boreal spoke]

What's the difference between deluxe and gold edition, compared to base game?

[fallow kite]

Just base

U only get skins

[boreal spoke]

Ah damn

[fallow kite]

On others vers

[boreal spoke]

well I bought the game

[fallow kite]

Ok

[boreal spoke]

I'll install it after I finish dl1

[fallow kite]

Ok

Have a good time gaming then

[boreal spoke]

[meager cipher]

i am here to oversee SCP-096 where do i go

[boreal spoke]

You want to oversee the scp that you're not supposed to look at?

[meager cipher]

well the dclass will not me

[boreal spoke]

Hmm

[meager cipher]

i got put on keter duty

😭

[bold jasper]

Man I hate paywalled articles

I wanna read how this person is trying to build a Tim Hortons but nooooo I gotta pay 6 dollars month yeah okay pal

[eager wadi]

don't pay

simple

[forest field]

12ft my beloved

[bold jasper]

I couldn't remember what it was called

Thank you

[forest field]

np 😎

[distant cove]

Pirate.

*Due to legal reasons my lawyer has told me this is a joke and not to pirate content behind a paywall

[fallow kite]

97 year old diner that still serves coke the old fashioned way

[bold jasper]

My Google news feed on my phone always recommends me The Buffalo News and then I click on it just to see "oh yeah you gotta pay lol"

[boreal spoke]

I think theres a website that you can put articles into to remove paywalls

I forget what it's called unfortunately

[bold jasper]

It's this

[fallow kite]

hell no i have too many games

[random schooner]

You mean with cocaine?

[fallow kite]

is killing floor 2 good?

[boreal spoke]

It's good with friends...

I wouldn't play it singleplayer

[fallow kite]

ok

i have no friends\

so not for me

[boreal spoke]

That's extremely unfortunate

If you go to the killing floor 2 discord and ask someone will probably join you

[fallow kite]

atleast friends who wants to play games

on pc or console

[boreal spoke]

I don't actually know if there is a killing floor 2 discord

There is in fact a killing floor discord

[fallow kite]

no i doesnt

[fallow kite]

i didnt find for some reason

[boreal spoke]

I used the discovery thing at the bottom of server list

you can usually find people for anything if you just go into a vc and wait

people are more receptive to voice chat

[fallow kite]

NO FUCKING WAY LOL

[boreal spoke]

what people are playing that game?

[fallow kite]

beta has more players

[boreal spoke]

I feel bad for anyone who chooses to play payday 3 of their own violition

[fallow kite]

people who have no brain and are starbreeze glazers

[boreal spoke]

I played the open beta and thought it was actual ass

and laughed at my friend who pre-purchased the game

[fallow kite]

i play payday 2 alot but can never play payday3

[boreal spoke]

I have payday 2 but have never booted it up because it's 93gb or some shit

[fallow kite]

how is there no crime.net?

[boreal spoke]

I actually have it installed but didnt open it

[polar spade]

Without Bain, it all went to hell

[fallow kite]

bain is a president now

[polar spade]

Yea, but he can't work on Crime.Net

[boreal spoke]

bain would probably make a good president

[fallow kite]

gonna join a server with a stealth build and see everyone playing dsod

loud

[polar spade]

That's amazing

Crime.Net was a great lobby system, why the hell did they remove it?

[hazy citrus]

[fallow kite]

cocaine

[fallow kite]

idk

also no offline mode

wtf

[polar spade]

I mean his squad was able to raid the White House

[fallow kite]

and pull off some illumaniti bullshit

[boreal spoke]

As long as he makes weed easier to acquire I'd vote for him

Instead you gotta do some deals with sketchy ass dudes on the side of the street

hard to tell if they're gonna shank you or show you something good

[forest field]

I was about to point out that he willingly gets innocent people killed before I remembered that normal presidents do that as well

So yeah, he's an improvement in most regards

[boreal spoke]

There's really no downside at all to having Bain as president

Which says something about our political climate...

[forest field]

fr fr no cap 💅

[fallow kite]

Ok

[fallow kite]

What flamingos?

[eager wadi]

[gloomy ledge]

cool

[fallow kite]

Ok

Can you eat it?

[latent jackal]

No, it eats you

[fallow kite]

Ok

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-chaos-incergancy-gif-19049453

[boreal spoke]

"watch me"

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-gif-26465879

[fallow kite]

I'm going insane

[bright lark]

Why is the shotgun so shit

[boreal spoke]

what u talkin bout

[bright lark]

2 buckshot to the forehead

nothing

[bronze stone]

forehead

[fallen girder]

can someone please tell me what toys / props you can summon with the toy command in the typing admin panel thingy

[rancid ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-gif-18966381

[silent idol]

😈

[eager wadi]

ello

[silent idol]

I'm back

Did you miss me

[fallow kite]

No

[eager wadi]

yes i did miss a bit of insanity.

[silent idol]

Discord tried to end me

But I won 😈

[fallow kite]

Kendrick Lamar's not like us music video is ass
The album cover has more soul then the music video

[eager wadi]

i don't listen to raps anyway

[fallow kite]

Me neither

But the beef seemed funny

So I listened to it

[hollow sparrow]

Very silly chat

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

[eager wadi]

[silent idol]

[tough tapir]

@silent idol stinki

[hollow sparrow]

What the sigma

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

💥

[tough tapir]

Dj_Gort

[eager wadi]

Gortcient

[tough tapir]

His name Jeff

[random schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nose-sniff-gif-26423046

[fallow kite]

why is it so hard to turn on a server in this game?

[hollow sparrow]

Didn’t knew it was hard to get a server

So is it hard to buy one ? 🤔

[fallow kite]

what is yall's rarest steam achievements?

[hollow sparrow]

Idk

Gonna check

[fallow kite]

it's hard to buy because you've already spent money on VDS.

[hollow sparrow]

Mine is be polite be efficient

Or Christmas

Idk

Very hard choice lol

I got every single badge besides Halloween one

[fallow kite]

which game?

[hollow sparrow]

Scp secret laboratory

[fallow kite]

and I have all the achievements in CS:GO, rare and not so rare.

[solemn flame]

there is only 1 achievement in CS now

for some reason

[fallow kite]

no words, only emotions i have been playing CS:GO since 2014.

[still moth]

hello chat

[magic vortex]

cat.

[hollow sparrow]

Hello

very silly car

[fallow kite]

hello cat

[eager wadi]

they took content and the achievements

[fallow kite]

I'm gonna have to go to Valve's office.

[west sleet]

hello to everyone who can help, I was given a lock for nothing
I didn't even really play, I go in the next day I'm blocked

[eager wadi]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[thorn harbor]

Now I think about it, why doesn’t the SCP foundation just dip SCP-096’s head in cement and just have him walk around with a block on his head in his chamber

[west sleet]

Hello,

The computer you are currently playing on has been used to cheat in the past, therefor this computer can no longer be used to play SCP: Secret Laboratory and all accounts used on this computer are automatically banned.

The ban will not be revoked since we have a zero tolerance policy for using cheats.

Northwood Studios Appeals Team

[hollow sparrow]

Funny would be when the game name scp secret laboratory would change for one month to scp secret lobotomy

[west sleet]

at the same time, I did not use anything, logged into the game for an hour and the next day the ban arrived

[hollow sparrow]

Example like in April

Lol

[west sleet]

at the same time, I did not use anything, logged into the game for an hour and the next day the ban arrived

it's not very pleasant to get banned from an account for nothing

Why am I being accused of something I didn't do

[solemn flame]

put that in the appeal not here

[west sleet]

and how to resend the appeal

[fallow kite]

You've got a hardware ban, change your disks.

change the name of the compellations, use a virtual machine, use a proxy.

[pliant otter]

that's crazy

[buoyant helm]

that was 3 months ago

[pliant otter]

damn! kz stole my name then gets called out by hubert

[pliant otter]

yea I know lol

[buoyant helm]

i'm 90% sure whatever i said there is outdated

actually it probably is

consult this board for more information

[west sleet]

I need to have my vac account removed

[fallow kite]

Ok

my england very bad

[random schooner]

Hey is there any one person responsible for the game's lore?

I spend too much time reading through the operational guide, and now want some finality on some of the lore threads the operational guide was hinting towards

I kind of want more lore on this "Mason Hardy" I like his attitude

[acoustic moat]

Mason Hardy vs. the MTF squad that just arrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2oDiiwQ3o

[orchid kraken]

i will never get the fucking logic of this game

the flash wont flash the scps but u

great

also the fucking stamina

mtf have same stamina as dclass but should have been a little longer

yk why?

cuz mtf are fucking military ppl not random brainwashed retards

[orchid kraken]

live action of D-9341 if he had brain to pick up a gun

[random schooner]

TBF The MTF are weighted down by extra gear.

[random schooner]

Well I wouldn't say that, but then again, D-9341 and Gordon Freeman both wear orange, are former researchers, are around the same age

[acoustic moat]

mason hardy would beat the shit out of either

[random schooner]

Who will win?:

Gordon Freeman, a 27 year old theoratical Physists, Straight out of MIT, turned Revolutionary Icon

Benjamin Oliver Walker, a 30 year old Senior Research for the Foundation, who can jump around in time, turned D-Class

Jan Kalous, a 32 year old drug manufacturer turned D-Class, Turned Chaos Conscript

Mason Hardy, Some Guy

[orchid kraken]

mason seems to be more dangerous

[random schooner]

Yeah, you see how he handles that mop? He doesn't fuck around

[fallow kite]

What about Gonzales from CB

[worn kraken]

morgan freeman

[fallow kite]

Hes the goat

[orchid kraken]

yeah but soldiers are trained to run hundres of meters not just 5 steps

[random schooner]

Doesn't he die? Such a beta move

[fallow kite]

Have you not seen his lore

His backstory

Its crucial to scp lore and

Hes a janitor

[random schooner]

His lore apparently

[fallow kite]

If he could drag that bucket he sure can drag you to the land of the dead

[worn kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/cucaracha-dancing-cockroach-cockroach-gif-10647428305324344894

[fallow kite]

Nice one boss

[random schooner]

I bet Gus from Half-Life 1 could whoop his ass

After all, he's forklift certified

You know who would get along great? Gordon Freeman (as portrayed as in Freeman's Mind), and Jan Kalous

Hell, I bet Freeman would be Kalous's favorite customer

[obtuse zodiac]

hello i have just joined

excited to meet you all

😹

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/1202327154168176640/attachment.gif

[obtuse zodiac]

lol that would be cool have they wrote a scp for that

🥰

[fallow kite]

Please receive this

[robust harness]

omg

[obtuse zodiac]

like men in black lol

skibiti toilet could be awesome for scp

[fallow kite]

this two achievements killed me

[fallow kite]

Look into this image please

[obtuse zodiac]

dog

[obtuse zodiac]

murkey station lol

[fallow kite]

pd2?

[obtuse zodiac]

yes

[fallow kite]

yes

[obtuse zodiac]

what

scp?

[fallow kite]

did both at the same time lol

[obtuse zodiac]

probably faster

[fallow kite]

it was a pain

but fun

[obtuse zodiac]

rng

[fallow kite]

I wanna cheat on it

Ngl

Does your pd2 have all the dlcs unlocked or

[fallow kite]

on what?

[fallow kite]

singleplayer pd2

[obtuse zodiac]

what if they combined 173 with a skibiti toilet

[fallow kite]

since i might consider cracking it

[obtuse zodiac]

could be a good scp

[fallow kite]

ok
go ahead

[fallow kite]

fucking go send yourself to 106'es pocket dimension

[obtuse zodiac]

what

[fallow kite]

I dont cheat on any multiplayer game

[obtuse zodiac]

😭

[fallow kite]

Except for gta5, thats a cash grab

[fallow kite]

then dont

[obtuse zodiac]

why do you hate on skibiti toilet lol

[fallow kite]

this one also was a pain

[obtuse zodiac]

it is like scp

[fallow kite]

because its shit writing

[obtuse zodiac]

3rd episod is it gets better

[fallow kite]

its just about some head on a toilet

[fallow kite]

dawg

????

[obtuse zodiac]

lol immature

you havent eve nwatched it

[fallow kite]

how old are u

[obtuse zodiac]

35

[fallow kite]

Its so zover bros

the propaganda has gotten to the SL Community

[obtuse zodiac]

i lied

it is a secret

i🦸‍♀️

[fallow kite]

Ok

[obtuse zodiac]

i thought about how to write a skibiti toilet or camera man scp

i can prove you wrong

lol

litrally mad

[fallow kite]

Nah, dont need to prove me wrong

I have my own way of life and you arent ruining it

[solemn flame]

he just doesnt understand our grind

[obtuse zodiac]

is that real ? 😂

[solemn flame]

yes i made it

[obtuse zodiac]

skibity toilet is in the game?

easter egg/?

[solemn flame]

no

[obtuse zodiac]

😁

[solemn flame]

i made it

[obtuse zodiac]

🫤

?

mods?

[solemn flame]

look at this post though^

[solemn flame]

no i spawned myself in and noclipped into the toilet then killed myself

[obtuse zodiac]

wow

wait they are adding it?

[solemn flame]

no

[obtuse zodiac]

😂

?

you're confusing

[solemn flame]

its a joke

[obtuse zodiac]

misleading

some of us actually get excited for things like this

it isnt fair

so dont ok?

it's good to meet you

[fallow kite]

how is it not fair exactly

[obtuse zodiac]

hyping up something not coming

😅

[fallow kite]

thats why you set your expectations low

[obtuse zodiac]

to the moon like doge lol

[fallow kite]

same thing happened to me when i was waiting for fallout 76

[fallow kite]

Nah, cryptocurrencies r a scam

[solemn flame]

fallout 76 aint that bad

the vibe is awesome at least

[obtuse zodiac]

lol my brother has 8000 in doge

[fallow kite]

when it first opened

Buggy shithole

[solemn flame]

i never played on launch but i heard from my uncle that it was dogshit

[obtuse zodiac]

he says he's gonna make money w

[solemn flame]

regardless tho its a good game now

[obtuse zodiac]

W

[fallow kite]

Prove it

[obtuse zodiac]

how?

[fallow kite]

Yeah i heard so

[obtuse zodiac]

take his phone ? 😂

[fallow kite]

prove your brother exists

[obtuse zodiac]

?

how

do you want like

pictures?

[fallow kite]

No

[obtuse zodiac]

that is weird

[fallow kite]

prove that your brother exists

how do we know such information is not a hoax

[obtuse zodiac]

😟

why

[fallow kite]

No idea

[obtuse zodiac]

you scare me :?

[fallow kite]

What

[obtuse zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/cameraman-skibidi-cameraman-skibidi-toilet-gif-9036597967153592761

why

is it blue

[fallow kite]

I charged it back after a hour of gameplay

[fallow kite]

you aint level 10

[obtuse zodiac]

why

in scp?

secret?

or server here

the gif is cool

[fallow kite]

Yes

[obtuse zodiac]

how?

[bold talon]

Skibibti

[obtuse zodiac]

do you like it

only hate here

not good

[tough tapir]

Your Pibidy :(

[green verge]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

@green verge

[green verge]

Have you watched nokotan yet ?

[glossy coyote]

Morning chat

[green verge]

Hello Thomas