general-chat

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 minutes, 48 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[sullen leaf]

!rep @idle shard

[snow umbra]

You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!

[idle shard]

Can’t believe this

Also I tried out fallout 76

Honestly not that bad

Got a guy to give me and soldr power armour

[sullen leaf]

I need to get my hands on it

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[idle shard]

I’d say go for it

Now that it’s discounted

Also I apparently got the most valuable item in the game

Worth around 400,000 caps

Here is my current fit

[sullen leaf]

Sheeeesh

The power armor is lit af

I like the helmet too

[idle shard]

Thanks

That’s the thing that’s worth 400,000 caps apparently

[glossy coyote]

Wear this in real life to a Walmart and be more normal than most of their shoppers

[idle shard]

If I could wear this irl I would

Dripped out of my mind

[glossy coyote]

And I thought my crocs were drippy

[vestal fern]

I should never have come here

[rocky adder]

Interstate Highway Construction Power Armor

[idle shard]

I can be easily seen in the dead of night

[buoyant helm]

aliens and extraterrestrials would have a stroke trying to comprehend English

[polar spade]

English is my first language and i barely understand it

[buoyant helm]

at one point you just

get used to it

[rocky adder]

See

I simply don’t try to make sense of something like that

[gilded timber]

So glad english is my first language

I could never try learn it

[random schooner]

Lots of minor subtleties that change the meaning of sentences

[trail glade]

I love eating people

[buoyant helm]

where's the comma

[trail glade]

I love eating “people”

[buoyant helm]

you are an apostrophe

[trail glade]

What’s that?

[crude roost]

Its free on gamepass if ya got it. Its been free on there for I think 1-2 years

[ionic oar]

muting the music and everybody but one person in roblox karyoke is mad funny bruh 😭

these guys be sounding weird and out of tune and i be dying every time i do it LMFAO

[orchid kraken]

Why do they always do the same weird shaky dance

Looks so rucking dumb ahh

[ionic oar]

the minecraft parrot dance idk 😭

also there can only be one noxx just know that its always gonna be me

[orchid kraken]

I have noxplis since 2017

U aint no me

[ionic oar]

ive had the username half noxx since like what 2015, step up bud

u tryna be me but you will never compete with the original

[orchid kraken]

You are LITERALLY HALF

Im full

My profile holds most aura on whole discordia

[ionic oar]

you aint half as good as the double x noxxicator tho

[orchid kraken]

Im Noxplis

No explanations

My aura so big no explanations needed

[ionic oar]

you use light mode you lost like half your aura just off that

[orchid kraken]

Nuh uh

I use sfm, thats where 99% of my aura comes from

[tropic apex]

Who and how do I report to ban or I must write a email?

[tight ermine]

If you got globally banned, visit the following links

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[gilded timber]

What quincy said

[hallow belfry]

were they asking how to report someone or how to appeal

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057657012097392640/1058235878180405368/Me_When.gif

[tropic apex]

I want asking how to report

qwq

[fallow kite]

report what

[tropic apex]

cheater

[fallow kite]

add polaris to your discord server and link it to your SCPSL server, then use the commands from the bot to report the cheater

I don't know if you can use the bot in this discord

nvm yeah you can in #bot-commands ( /report )

[gilded timber]

You need server host role to use polaris here

[somber raptor]

Good morning europe

[fallow kite]

oh

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057657012097392640/1058235878180405368/Me_When.gif

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[glass bronze]

cars

[fallow kite]

yes

[somber raptor]

imma go play Episode 2

[gilded timber]

You have a few options for reporting cheaters, the most simple to to file a cheater report ingame by pressing N, finding their name and using the Warning symbol next to it to report for "cheating or raiding".
If they are no longer ingame or you have another form of evidence (like a video), the next best method is through the dedicated bot, @smoky plinth, which you can use if you own your own server, either by inviting the bot to your discord and linking it to your server or by getting the server host role here, which will allow you to use the /report command in any channel.
If you have the server host role here you can also use the dedicated #contact.global.mods ticket channel.
If you can do none of the above, feel free to direct message someone with the <@&1002730276226617344> role on this discord.

[somber raptor]

JESUS that's a big discount

[gloomy bobcat]

so what's the diff between 244 and 244B

is it just under different vase

[somber raptor]

one looks like a bong, one looks like an urn

[gloomy bobcat]

ah ok

[dense bluff]

Redesigning the 244 mechanics so that it heals or kills more or fills more rooms can't be that it's so useless, it only serves to roleplay that you smoke a hookah with your friends and nothing more

And I love scp 244

[polar spade]

They look different and spawn differently
244-B spawns in a random room while 244-A spawns in one of the SCP lockers

[gloomy bobcat]

oh i didn't know that

[dense bluff]

And the b above only has 30% of appearing

[gloomy bobcat]

do 244 ever expire
or do they break from nades

[fallow kite]

grenades can break em

[turbid ember]

Where is a list of all commands and item ID's for moderation?

[dense bluff]

[fallow kite]

you can find the item ids hovering with the cursor on a item in the Inventory tab in remoteadmin

[dense bluff]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Remote_Admin

is a wiki

[fallow kite]

also that

yeah

[turbid ember]

What about all commands?

[fallow kite]

use the help command in the text based remote admin input

[tough tapir]

Literal steal

Wonder if the dlcs are for sale too

[fallow kite]

Ones skinnier the other is fatter

[gloomy bobcat]

lol

[strange niche]

functionally identical

both have their different comedic values

[obsidian solar]

Guys, I want to write a report to the mail [e-mail]
Is there a form for filling out a form or something like that?

[eager wadi]

nope

[tribal eagle]

Heyyy i have a question is there gonna be dutch in game?

[eager wadi]

as in translation for dutch?

[tribal eagle]

Yh

Im learning dutch and scp in dutch will help me

[eager wadi]

We don't have translators from the netherlands

[bold talon]

Shtink Nathan

[eager wadi]

short

[bold talon]

Your P :(

You're shorter

Smallthan

[eager wadi]

what's your height

[tribal eagle]

-100

[bold talon]

6'7

[tribal eagle]

Cm

[eager wadi]

okay auro wannabe

[bold talon]

Okay shortie

[eager wadi]

you're probably 5'2

[bold talon]

I said my height here before

You forgor

You may dig it up

[eager wadi]

oh right

4'9

[tough tapir]

As small as vulf

Woh

[bold talon]

4'9 meters

[tough tapir]

Centi?

[eager wadi]

[bold talon]

I took my height after 4 years

I am 5'0

Exactly

[tough tapir]

Taller than vulf

[bold talon]

Gr

I am no longer shortest person in NW

[tough tapir]

I mean since Auro is gone from nw you might be

Or is he still staff

I forgor

[eager wadi]

still staff

@meager slate

[bold talon]

What's Auro's gender

[eager wadi]

who knows

[green verge]

Small

[bold talon]

Shut Ryan

Shtink

[bold talon]

Hmmm

[meager slate]

baa

[eager wadi]

sheepauro

[tough tapir]

Sheepgender

[still moth]

what the tuna bro

[fallow kite]

@compact gull oi

[compact gull]

What do you want

[fallow kite]

felt like it

[gilded timber]

Mean

[fallow kite]

nuh uh

[compact gull]

Your lucky this isn't dms

[fallow kite]

do it then dms rn

[green verge]

[fallow kite]

oh im getting a ban for that

[tough tapir]

Stinky maid

[green verge]

Woah don't beat yourself up

Don't worry maidcient

[tough tapir]

Ryamaid

[lethal scroll]

Look at this gorgeous boi

[glass bronze]

tf is that

[tough tapir]

Boy dinner

[lethal scroll]

Dragonfly

[somber raptor]

dayum

[green verge]

[distant cove]

Boi posing for the camera

[limpid reef]

@green verge // Ryan

Hello, I am reapplying for dynamic VEK

@green vergeCan you reply to me

0.0

[floral plume]

hat wer gute plugins fürn server?

[limpid reef]

@bold talonCan you help me take a look? Thank you

[acoustic moat]

hier wird nur Englisch gesprochen

kannst #1063025456573591562 angucken

oder einfach Englisch sprechen wenn du willst

[limpid reef]

@acoustic moatCan you help me take a look? Thank you

😫

[acoustic moat]

I don't know what a dynamic VEK is

Open a ticket in #technical-support

[limpid reef]

@acoustic moatCan you help me check where the server is with the problem

[acoustic moat]

Open a ticket in #technical-support

[limpid reef]

of no avail

[acoustic moat]

then only God can help us now

or you can wait for the ticket to be answered

[limpid reef]

pl1120 // Ryan
I don't know what to do if you didn't help me with it

@acoustic moatI only need the dynamic VEK of my server

@acoustic moatBut he has a problem now

[acoustic moat]

I literally have no idea what a dynamic VEK is

[limpid reef]

n ⁠technical-supportIt's been almost 24 hours since 10pm last night and I haven't received a reply yet

[floral plume]

kann kein english

[limpid reef]

You have received a warning in SCP: Secret Laboratory.
Warning
Pinging inactive studio directors
Points
1

？

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[acoustic moat]

Schade

[fallow kite]

lol

[acoustic moat]

Dann schaue dir das an #1063025456573591562 message

[orchid kraken]

HUND

DU HUND

[floral plume]

brauche ja plugins keine scpsl server

[acoustic moat]

na weiß ich aber frag mal im deutschen Server

das ich gesendet hab

[floral plume]

bin ich ja druf aber die antworten mir nd

[limpid reef]

@acoustic moatWhy can't you help me

[acoustic moat]

Because I don't know how to help you

[fallow kite]

you mean verkey?

[limpid reef]

yes

[random schooner]

Daily Byneset

[fallow kite]

oh daw custom music broke

[fallow kite]

you need to send another email to the verification team

[limpid reef]

ful

😫

[fallow kite]

1 blocked message

[limpid reef]

wuwu

Can you help me verify the server

[fallow kite]

its easy

[limpid reef]

I have my own server's official website that I can send to you for a look

[fallow kite]

just send a email to [e-mail] with your server IP & Port after configuring your server

you dont need only a dynamic key

it can be static too

yeah I know, I said dynamic because the guy said that he needs that one

[fallow kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_BV0Fst3YI

[limpid reef]

I need to wait for at least 5 days

[minor goblet]

[fallow kite]

skip to 0:54

[limpid reef]

@minor goblethelp

[minor goblet]

Sir, sorry i can't help you.

[fallow kite]

watch video

[limpid reef]

@minor gobletI just need to verify one VEK

[fallow kite]

I recommend you to stop random pinging studio staff because I know how that ends

[gilded timber]

Please stop pinging northwood staff, they cannot help you

[fallow kite]

you dont need game staff creators for that you need the verification team

[limpid reef]

yes

[fallow kite]

?

[minor goblet]

Once you have sent an mail to the verification team they will take care of it.

[limpid reef]

Isn't it a staff member

[fallow kite]

you dont need game creators to verify your server READ THE MESSAGE you need the VERIFICATION TEAM

[fallow kite]

:)

[gilded timber]

I think there might be a slight language barrier lol

[limpid reef]

But every time I send an email, I have to wait for 5 days or even longer

[minor goblet]

Yes

Everyone has to wait.

[fallow kite]

that's how verification works

lmao

[minor goblet]

It takes time.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1247551775892967563/attachment-6-1.gif

[fallow kite]

I waited around 3 minutes to get my request rejected cause i didnt had a router

so they couldnt connect

[limpid reef]

@minor gobletIs it not possible for me to have an official website with my own server

[fallow kite]

why would you need an official website for your server if you can just have a discord server for that

[acoustic moat]

this lore goes deep

[fallow kite]

fr

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-head-cat-sad-cat-rahh-wahhhh-gif-11843610789762008433

[fallow kite]

🍿

[fallow kite]

lore

[minor goblet]

I just want to play Cult of the lamb

[gilded timber]

Once again, please do not ping studio staff, they are not verification and cannot help you with associated matters

[limpid reef]

Communicate with players

[fallow kite]

You can use a discord server for that

[acoustic moat]

Not our departments pal

Scorpio is a QA tester

[fallow kite]

I think I know how this is going to end

[acoustic moat]

I'm Marketing and Narrative

[fallow kite]

whats a QA tester

[minor goblet]

Quality Assurance

[acoustic moat]

they make sure the game works and has no bugs

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bug-insects-cockroaches-music-gif-5045519

[fallow kite]

mosquitos

[limpid reef]

sbnwwofulnimasil

😫

[fallow kite]

no habla spanish

inglisjh

[fallow kite]

that's not even spanish

lmao

[fallow kite]

dskwadhsamwh

spanish

vakovnakvnqaionv

odidjkdaiiwaz

[woven scarab]

Hi chaat

:3

[gilded timber]

Hey

[tough tapir]

Oi

[gilded timber]

Hello Ancient

[eager wadi]

hello slovak

or what hubert says

czechoslovenia

[orchid kraken]

Im in public wc and some dude let loudest fart my ears have ever heard

[eager wadi]

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-doggo-pitbull-pitbull-dog-gif-8007997899227659147

[lost cedar]

how do people be getting particle disruptor in like 5 mins with only being in light

[tough tapir]

Get it right

It's Chechenoslovenia

[lost cedar]

as far as ik you need HID to get particle disruptor

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[minor goblet]

Nah

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[minor goblet]

You can make it in 914

belive its a LMG on very fine 5% tho

Turns to Micro (so yes you can only get it from Micro)

[hazy citrus]

You know what frixk you

!rep @strange trellis

[velvet mason]

!rep @hazy citrus

Rip

[hazy citrus]

Best havoc :)

[velvet mason]

Best shodster

[strange trellis]

only Dee reps are allowed

[hazy citrus]

Apparently

[velvet mason]

Bet they added a cd

[hazy citrus]

Or it’s broken but I will go with the first one

[strange trellis]

why would they add a cd to something you can only do once every 12 hours

[hazy citrus]

We riot

Again

Cause mass ban of individuals

Again

I survived the first 3 mass bans I will survive again

[velvet mason]

you can add a cd for a channel

for a specific command

[strange trellis]

I survived The Incident despite being one of the worst culprits

[hazy citrus]

I was luck Nathan was in a good mood that third time

I definitely followed the rules more after that so I guess he won in the end

[digital sonnet]

scpsl down?

[hazy citrus]

What’s that game?

Never heard of it

[digital sonnet]

🤡

[fallow kite]

it is

its down

[elder linden]

server machine broke

again

[digital sonnet]

skill issue tbh

[hazy citrus]

Well that’s a clown emoji guess I got to delete myself

[harsh otter]

!status

Nah i dont know the right command

[hazy citrus]

Hello blue name friend

[digital sonnet]

thats a verified skill issue right there

[whole cobalt]

server broke?

[digital sonnet]

yuh

[harsh otter]

It was !status

[crystal reef]

even the bot is down xD

[harsh otter]

Oh

Well

[elder linden]

northwood pls fix

[hazy citrus]

Can we riot now

For random inconvenience

[elder linden]

depends

[fallow kite]

So true

[elder linden]

if steam broke then go complain to steam if scpsl broke then go complain directly to hubert himself

or something

[fallow kite]

French riots

[hazy citrus]

Where are all my blue name friens :(

[harsh otter]

well uhh

while we wait

lets talk about something

[fallow kite]

Oh so it's not just me

[elder linden]

its so over

[granite cradle]

scpsl broke for y'all too?

[harsh otter]

Yep

[granite cradle]

dayum

[errant moat]

:(

[harsh otter]

Central servers are down as it seems

[granite cradle]

in steam or the game

[runic berry]

are the servers down?

[harsh otter]

Not steam related

[granite cradle]

kk

[elder linden]

i hate when this happens as this means im forced to play scp cb multiplayer mod and suffer due to no SL

[fallow kite]

Nah man they are up and high

[gilded timber]

Yes Central Servers are down

[runic berry]

cool

[whole cobalt]

game

[granite cradle]

if the central servers can be up (online) and down (offline)

can they be left and right

[elder linden]

its SO over (for like 5 mins till hubert fixes the problem)

[granite cradle]

Hubert my beloved 😍 😍 🤑

[cunning nova]

yo guys

[eager pawn]

yo

[cunning nova]

l just got 900 hours

lets go

[harsh otter]

[granite cradle]

if you feel good its time to go outside

[thick eagle]

I'll explode in 2 minutes

[cunning nova]

Lmaooo

[granite cradle]

my ass will explode in 2 minutes

[graceful yarrow]

is it just me or did Sl just shit itself

[elder linden]

yeah

[distant cove]

It’s time to touch grass

Not only touch it, but roll around in it

[elder linden]

someone in the SCPSL server room ate pink candy and exploded the servers

[harsh otter]

Central server are down

[magic cobalt]

PLS FIX

[harsh otter]

As it seems

[cunning nova]

when is the next update?

[magic cobalt]

I CRY PLS

[south flame]

@sage badger

[graceful yarrow]

-_-

[granite cradle]

someone in the SCPSL server room took more than 2 candy out of the bowl

[magic cobalt]

TMRW

[distant cove]

server console gets exploded with failing to connect to central servers

[sage badger]

xd

[harsh otter]

🥹

[elder linden]

time to spam ar in the console till it works

[minor goblet]

!status

[sage badger]

you stand there so i had to do it xd

[granite cradle]

guys

[minor goblet]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[granite cradle]

I think someone activated all the generators at the server room

[elder linden]

bot machine broke

[teal sage]

!status

[harsh otter]

@minor goblet

[magic cobalt]

Hey man

[orchid widget]

!status

[native field]

079 got deactivated

[magic cobalt]

!status

[granite cradle]

the servers got overcharged

[gilded timber]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[minor goblet]

@harsh otter

[south flame]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-where-is-server-gif-9202943943025504383

[cunning nova]

l now somebody that as literally 4500 hours

[minor goblet]

What

[distant cove]

Sends a message every 15 seconds to server console saying “it’s fucked”

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bug-insects-cockroaches-music-gif-5045519

[native field]

I am a left hander

[magic cobalt]

Wsp bro

[native field]

no wonder i cant play

only the right handers can

😭

[harsh otter]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[rancid dome]

When the server ded:

[elder linden]

off to go play scp cb multiplayer till the problem is fixed

[native field]

5 minutes without SCP SL and I am already frustarted and depressed

[magic cobalt]

its fixed lil bro

[distant cove]

Send them on a plane to feed fish to penguins in Antarctica

[elder linden]

source?

[granite cradle]

10 minutes without SCP SL, the world enters an apocalypse

[sage badger]

same qwq

[steel haven]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-boss-oogly-goo-gif-3090293690467084064

[cunning nova]

LMAOOOO

[hollow sparrow]

just wanted to go live then suddenly sl went out

[elder linden]

1 nanosecond without scp sl: instant depression

[granite cradle]

15 minutes without SCP SL everyone becames feral

[hollow sparrow]

its been 5 min i cant breath anymore

[sage badger]

:3

[granite cradle]

30 minutes without SCP SL life itself is extinct

[harsh otter]

#game-announcements message

[steel haven]

please turn back on the servers hubert...

[magic cobalt]

why u lying gng

[harsh otter]

[native field]

20 minutes without scp sl the world colapses

[hollow sparrow]

fr

[hollow sparrow]

1 hour without sl WW3 just started

[native field]

its a image for the website bozo 😭🙏

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/

[hollow sparrow]

we need hubert

[granite cradle]

[magic cobalt]

oh shi mb

clickbait ahh

[steel haven]

https://tenor.com/view/nyan-ming-trad-funny-cat-cat-gif-22761613

[distant cove]

Which server farm would catch on fire first?
The central auth servers when they go down
or
The discord server when people can’t play SL for 0.01ms after the central auth servers goes down

[sage badger]

qwq

[native field]

i wanna play

when servers on

[vast plover]

If in 5 minute server dont up, i return the money on scp sl

or sale developers

[sage badger]

both

[zealous blade]

guys

why cant i join

[distant cove]

[torpid hazel]

the NW website is down as well lmao

[zealous blade]

what is connection failure

[hushed sphinx]

pff NW moment

[elder linden]

im refunding scp sl on steam if i dont get servers in 4 picoseconds

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/

[zealous blade]

oh

[granite cradle]

guys did you know that if you spam ping the mods, it will fill up their anger meter and likely will result in them getting so mad that their static electricity will reboot the servers 🤑

[distant cove]

I threw a grenade into the central servers

[native field]

I am deleting scp sl if the server dont go up in 2 minutes

[sage badger]

strg + v

[granite cradle]

servers got overcharged 😭

[safe cypress]

https://status.scpslgame.com/#

just so the fucking

embed loads

properly

@gilded timber use https://status.scpslgame.com/#

[sage badger]

xd

[magic cobalt]

thanks bro i got clickbaited

[distant cove]

SCPs couldn’t stop the generators from being activated

[native field]

turn the fucking servers on 😭

[safe cypress]

someone pushed shit code into prod trust

[granite cradle]

''Overcharge in 3.... 2..... 1...'' Ahh stuff 💀

[safe cypress]

the GRA servers themselves are up but im guessing someone pushed something shitty to prod

[woeful whale]

someone pink candied the server

[sage badger]

@south flame ?

[safe cypress]

https://gra1.scpslgame.com/
and its online here

[dark jasper]

hi can i have some help pls

[safe cypress]

no

[teal narwhal]

So, I was playing a server and we had gavered around 100 grenades along with like 20 micros and 100 boxes of ammo and bunch of other stuff. So exactly when we blew everything up everyone crashed immediatly and know all the servers are down

[distant cove]

Someone spawned 1000 grenades in the server room and blew it up

[native field]

''The facility is now back in operational mode'' ahh delay 😭🙏

[south flame]

ups

[crystal reef]

xD

[minor goblet]

With what

[safe cypress]

troll

[granite cradle]

when the servers reboot we are gonna hear ''Facility back in operational mode''

[distant cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656709515936530445/1158128642245791874/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif?ex=651b1ed9&is=6519cd59&hm=fce51efd2a460bfe967ea2195ee977668fec720f5b2abd7a59328059be23cc47&

[dark jasper]

i can play at the game it say echec

[gilded timber]

If this is about connection failures, Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/#

[sage badger]

R.I.P

[safe cypress]

thats better

[woeful whale]

always test on prod

[teal sage]

bro who flashbanged server room 💀

[safe cypress]

lmao

[safe cypress]

yeah nah agreed

whats the worst that could happen?

[native field]

someone ran with the pink candy in it

[safe cypress]

i love to test in prod 💀

[distant cove]

Bet

[south flame]

ive got an idea. we do that again but 10x more

[safe cypress]

pov you fuck up a few times
(fx is internal brain for "fix some shit code/bug")

[minor goblet]

The issue is being looked at

[granite cradle]

scp-079 injected himself into the servers 😭

[safe cypress]

so who pushed shit code to prod

who do we get to blame 😂

[distant cove]

POV you use the same git commit message for everything (you can’t tell when something broke)

[woeful whale]

if it didnt have consiquences it doesnt have joy to push

[native field]

SCP SL HQ catches on fire in 4k HD

[minor goblet]

It could be anything, can't say what's going on, probably an outage

[safe cypress]

i can trust

[safe cypress]

the servers are up

[elder linden]

scpsl central servers staying online for more then 5 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[granite cradle]

SCP SL HQ doing real life round (096 raged a bit)

[granite cradle]

hackz

[steel haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846135091414433836/962779087322091530/3dgifmaker18749.gif

[distant cove]

The one guy who pushed the code

[native field]

Graveline 1 is online

[teal sage]

bro just restart the round

[granite cradle]

Guys gravelines 1 is online 🤑

[safe cypress]

trust

[hushed sphinx]

if there is a green check there you have it
but if you are going for the red check you should be blamed...

[safe cypress]

ONG 😂

[native field]

put the 2nd graveline online

[granite cradle]

servers are online y'all

[elder linden]

finally

[safe cypress]

its not as needed

[distant cove]

1 out of 2 servers activated

[woeful whale]

what if i dont have check?

[safe cypress]

its just to load balance

[native field]

NO STEAM IS DOWN

[onyx stump]

givee me game

[safe cypress]

GRA1 being online will be fine

[granite cradle]

Hubert almost ended the world

[safe cypress]

LOL

STEAM IS GONE

NAHHH 💀

[native field]

Steam Authentication Service
Downtime

[safe cypress]

THATS WILD LMAO

[native field]

LOL

[crystal reef]

NAHHH

[safe cypress]

LMAOOO

[tidal wasp]

honk mimimi

[onyx stump]

hubert spilled hes balls on servers

[distant cove]

[elder linden]

LMAO

[distant cove]

No fucking shot

[safe cypress]

LMAOOO

[abstract idol]

where is servers

[granite cradle]

GUYS

[distant cove]

That’s fucking funny

[elder linden]

STEAM DIED

[safe cypress]

LMAOO

[granite cradle]

I'M IN NORTHWOOD 2 DOING A 1V1 MATCH LOL

[crystal reef]

hahahah

[distant cove]

SL goes up

Steam implodes

[steel haven]

this is clearly northwoods fault

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/#

[teal sage]

go ravenguard 1

[distant cove]

No one is fuckin playing SL today

[safe cypress]

https://steamstat.us/ ?

how the fuck

[distant cove]

[safe cypress]

steam is fine

[sage badger]

lie

i have hopes

:c

[native field]

you cant stop me im in the round

[crystal reef]

💀

[elder linden]

bros when the server gets fixed we gotta all pile into northwood canada server #1

or something

[woeful whale]

probably they signing too many tickets nw got delayed

[royal axle]

what happen to the servers?

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/#

[safe cypress]

uhoh

this just updated

here we go

💀

[woeful whale]

pink candied

[hollow sparrow]

THE SERVERS ARE BACK FOR ME

[safe cypress]

ITS GOIN DOWN IM YELLIN TIMBER 🗣️

[elder linden]

holy frick i got the game to load

[royal axle]

i hope it wont be so stressful for you guys

[native field]

you can go in-game

but the round wont statrt

start

lol

[south flame]

Germany is live again🔥

[native field]

Graveline 2 online

[safe cypress]

steam si fine

[native field]

🔥

[safe cypress]

northwood lying trust

[elder linden]

hubert woke up and pressed the "fix the game" button

[native field]

Frankfurt

[safe cypress]

CosmicGuard > Path.net

[abstract idol]

yeeaaa it fixed

[distant cove]

Me when everyone forgets about the ability to just use -discord as a launch parameter to get around the steam requirement

[safe cypress]

fr

[elder linden]

so bros who wants to play on northwood 1 now that the game works

[tight ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984441925220311070/1133127343062405252/togif-4.gif

[native field]

cta

[woeful whale]

car

[elder linden]

tar

[abstract idol]

big eye car

[safe cypress]

you know what this server needs? esmbot

[native field]

aimbot

[safe cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-coder-cat-gif-12160274951477317047

[native field]

indeed

mobile auto aim

100% accussary

am i dumb

[distant cove]

So talented

[sage badger]

🔥

[safe cypress]

fr

[distant cove]

Cat

[surreal sluice]

scp:sl dead?

521 error

[gilded timber]

Central servers are down, the right people are aware, be patient!
You can check server status at: https://status.scpslgame.com/#

[distant cove]

Yeah I shot it with my gun

[surreal sluice]

oh

okay

[safe cypress]

no they arent

theyre fine

[covert tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/darkanddarker-hop-on-hop-on-dark-hop-on-dark-and-darker-dark-n-darker-gif-27529548

[distant cove]

All services on the website is saying all good

[gilded timber]

Is it fixed now?

[surreal sluice]

see

[safe cypress]

yes lucid

https://status.scpslgame.com#

https://status.scpslgame.com#

enjoy

[opal verge]

Goo AAWAAy!!

wrong server joqki

[surreal sluice]

this hipe

[distant cove]

Yep

[gilded timber]

Cool

[distant cove]

Daytonaaaa! Let’s go away! Let’s go away! 🎵

[sage badger]

silence...

[gilded timber]

The aftermath of the storm

[sage badger]

fr xd

[tidal wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123190515316314214/1233850797641564180/attachment.gif

[distant cove]

After the storm that was caused by throwing a grenade in the server room, there was an untold amount of deaths present, millions of dollars worth of damages, and the fact that the facility has still to this day no fire suppressants

[sage badger]

guys we found him

[tidal wasp]

my bad

[sage badger]

bruh xd

[surreal sluice]

admin abuse challenge

[gilded canopy]

can northwood make an actual serpants hand role?

I mean, even their discord has the role

but not the game

[dusky cipher]

Guys, I have a couple of ideas for adding mtf and chaos as weapons. For example, Molotov cocktail for chaos. MTF door blocker (it only works for 10 seconds). Bluetooth speakers for mtf that allow you to distract a dog or a passing chaos. A powerful flashlight that can slow down or do something worse 106 for chaos(Well, or scientists) with a limited battery (As far as I remember, it's afraid of light, isn't it?)

[gilded canopy]

PLEASE NORTHWOOD

[eager wadi]

ew serpants hand

[gilded canopy]

wut

[eager wadi]

bad plugin

[gilded canopy]

I got discord management to say ew

lol

IK

but if it was in the game...

it wouldn't be a plugin

[spice canyon]

049>939>106>096>173

[eager wadi]

theres 0 reason to add it

[gilded canopy]

It makes the game more fun

[gilded timber]

The game does not need another human class imo, plugins do not always make good base game additions.

[gilded canopy]

dang

I'm just saying

people make it a plugin because they want it in the game

gosh darnit

[eager wadi]

a minority of people

[gilded canopy]

Idk how to add plugins in so 💀

[dusky cipher]

what do you think about it?

[eager wadi]

its just chaos insurgency but 100% target instead 75%

[gilded canopy]

but they friend SCP

[eager wadi]

you can leave suggestions by donating 2 euros on our patreon to access the suggestion channel or on the steam forums

!forums

[gilded canopy]

uhhhh

[eager wadi]

hm

[gilded timber]

Cassie still down

[gilded canopy]

dang

[eager wadi]

ill restart in a moment

[gilded canopy]

guys

should i play elden ring?

[dusky cipher]

okay

[eager wadi]

!forums

smh

[gilded canopy]

hey nathan, are you the only discord management

or are there others that are dead

[gilded timber]

Just Nathan

[eager wadi]

only me

!ping

[snow umbra]

Pong.

[eager wadi]

!forums

[snow umbra]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/10/

[eager wadi]

there we go

[gilded timber]

Lonely at the top

[gilded canopy]

nice

[gilded canopy]

lol

why do you guys not have moderator badge?

did they remove it?

[eager wadi]

?

[gilded canopy]

mb

thinking of something else

guys

I talking to head mod

crazy

[steel haven]

no way

[gilded canopy]

I need to lvl up

must

[eager wadi]

[gilded canopy]

get

exp

[eager wadi]

talking like that wont get you xp

[gilded canopy]

wh-

I want to be cool kid

and be redacted

but I have absalutely 0 exp

exp

[somber raptor]

CS2 is dumb

if someone tries to TK you and you shoot them back you are the one who gets kicked for TK

what? am i supposed to just let my teammate TK me because he's angry? hell fucking no

[hollow sparrow]

prayin that nw is accepting my partnership application

[crude roost]

I prob wouldnt talk about it

[hollow sparrow]

why

[cold olive]

Hey do Server Report tickets get also taken in German? or should i send a report in English?

[eager wadi]

you can report them in any language.

[cold olive]

Alright thanks

[distant cove]

Can confirm Serpents Hand is a shitty plugin and I’m not being hard on myself lmao

[fallow kite]

servers trying not to crash challenge

[distant cove]

Just wait until CS2 doesn’t get updated anymore and bots become more of a problem than it is now in that game

[pearl anvil]

does nw sell any merch

[eager wadi]

for now just plushies when theyre on sale.

[pearl anvil]

ah man

[bold talon]

Yesh you

[pearl anvil]

i was broke when the plushies were coming out

but i’d totally buy something now

[bold talon]

I got da peanut plush

He's my con buddy :D

Always in my backpack staring at people behind me

[tame hollow]

Joke ofc

Just saw those a few days back while shopping

[pearl anvil]

what happens if nobody looks at him

[bold talon]

He angy >:(

[native harness]

who wants to see France VS Belgium in Cafeteria 1?

[tame hollow]

Thats awful

I love it

[autumn oxide]

We wear matching polo shirts that have “NW” on it in the office

[hallow belfry]

what office

arent you guys just lined up on computers in the alleyway outside hubert's apartment like a LAN party

[autumn oxide]

The basement that we are currently working at

[hallow belfry]

ah my apologies i assumed some of you would have escaped by now

[autumn oxide]

Unfortunately I am shackled to my desk

[distant cove]

They keep the server owners that runs community servers outside with orders to tase any nw staff trying to escape

[visual acorn]

Amazing

[visual acorn]

Is that Hubert?

[random schooner]

SCP SL's gameplay is inspired by the experiences of devs trying to escape their office

[distant cove]

Exactly!

But we aren’t authorized for shoot to kill

Just tase and pepper spray

[random schooner]

Fun fact: Every day, the server owners re-arrange the office so they can't memorize the layout

[distant cove]

And the important rooms like Hubert’s office, bathrooms, and break room occasionally gets moved just to mess with them more

[glossy skiff]

march 3rd

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: If someone tries to take too many complimentary snacks, hubert will personally come down and chop their hands off

[distant cove]

The server network is actually just managed by SCP-079 but with even more reduced RAM so it remembers fuck all

[glossy skiff]

i have a feeling that the security there turns the power off and locks doors just for the fun of it

i have a feeling march 3rd only happened because someone said northwood studios sucks

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: The employees can't afford actual healthcare, so they have a plague doctor. The plague doctor is only available for full-time employees who have worked there for 7+ years

[glossy skiff]

the employees are just 049 zombies

[distant cove]

The cameras inside the basement turns blue every so often by motion detection just to fuck with the staff and give them more paranoia

The power in the basement occasionally going out isn’t anyone’s doing, it’s just the power company doing repairs on the telephone poles outside

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: Procedure 110-Montauk is just making SCP-231-7 work with Northwood on SCP SL

[glossy skiff]

the workers are probably forced to drink 207 on the daily

the cafeteria is just a serving of 207 and 2 candies

we dont talk about those who eat the pink ones

[distant cove]

The employees don’t have lunch breaks, as the cafeteria was removed years ago

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: Northwood kidnapps poor people and summons SCP-956 to turn them into candy, to feed Northwood employees

[glossy skiff]

is that why some countries have a low home less population

[distant cove]

People who walk into the nw server room gets incredibly nauseous very quickly, making them think they made it through when they haven’t

[glossy skiff]

theres probably a 939 as the therapy dog

[distant cove]

Nw staff occasionally try to break 173 open to get the nut inside.

[spice canyon]

049 the best

[random schooner]

Fun Fact: If you run up the stairs in the NW server room, you get banned from existence

[distant cove]

Nah you just trip back down

[glossy skiff]

guys make sure to lock your doors and close your curtains

with the secrets were telling we may have to be on the lookout

might become nw staff

[distant cove]

Nah, I’m already a security guard, that’s just involves being a server host and ensuring they work more hours than the Square Enix Insane Asylum

[pearl anvil]

do u guys actually have an office

[dusky cipher]

https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/10/4407417241461978178/

what do you think about it?

[gilded canopy]

quick question

does northwood know the problem with sizing?

[solemn flame]

Technically Hubert’s house is the headquarters I think

But no they’re too broke

[gilded canopy]

lol

[bold talon]

My basement

[distant cove]

No they don’t. It’s not exactly reasonable to bring everyone that is volunteering or people who are actually paid to Poland

[orchid kraken]

i bough hl2 just to play entropy

[solemn flame]

Also in general it’s more efficient to work from home across the planet

[solemn flame]

PEAK

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuo9-N6XKqE

because of this

[solemn flame]

So worth

[trail glade]

Fuck

[fallow kite]

scp sl is half life but a bit diffrent

if u think about it

[trail glade]

No penis :(

I was going to say Hubert balls or something

[dusky cipher]

guys?

[marsh narwhal]

.

my first activity after 1248 days

[rocky adder]

What’s all the hype around Entropy Zero

[fallow kite]

you a cop shoot people

so good

[quick plinth]

i need to play this

[idle shard]

entropy zero 1 wasn't much

but the second was amazing for a mod

[idle shard]

on par with an expansion pack

[lethal scroll]

the part with the gonome is terrifying

[quick stump]

when new update???

[gilded timber]

[quick stump]

bro shit taking too long and we aint even getting no progress update

[quick stump]

bro what

[rocky adder]

I’m gonna be real with you. I like the door block idea, I could see molotovs working but incendiary grenades would be more fitting imo. The pc making stuff explode is some watch dogs type stuff and I feel like it’s a stretch

[trail glade]

[river delta]

96 is ass bro

[river delta]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/ibl13v2dDWFipHMHb/d1337pZCWMrQ?invite=cr-MSxYeTUsNzgzNTEwNDQs

[worldly orchid]

what do you mean exactly

[dusky cipher]

okay

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057657012097392640/1058235878180405368/Me_When.gif

[stable wadi]

i just want customizable characters

[dense bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/rust-meme-funny-discord-gif-26743301

[solemn flame]

Buff shirtless jan kalous

[honest laurel]

Hey @idle shard, do you know if it would be ok to post a voting platform, where my friend could get 10,000$ if he gets enough votes as the youth top hit maker?

Just asking, so he could get some votes.

[idle shard]

I'd say nah

sorry

[upper geode]

Who here remembers that one section in light back in the days where you could go down to that SCP

[forest field]

the what

[solemn flame]

012

i still want it back

was a great room

i wish it was a hallway instead of end room

[honest laurel]

Hubert should unscrap the sniper 100%

[austere comet]

i wasnt playing this game for 2 years, i came back, joined random server in my history, made few steps, adjusted my sens, and got globally banned for cheating, is this normal in this game, or am i different?

[loud rose]

Wsg gang

[fallow forge]

you built different

the fuck did you do

[austere comet]

they saw im too good for this game

[hollow moon]

shut up

[loud rose]

whore

[hollow moon]

dumbass

[loud rose]

fatass

: )

[hollow moon]

prick

[loud rose]

rude bastard

[hollow moon]

poopy pants

[loud rose]

fat pants

[hollow moon]

poop for brains

[subtle sundial]

lets calm down now… youre all good at sl ☺️🙏

[loud rose]

im not

im shit

[hollow moon]

shut up

[loud rose]

shup up

[subtle sundial]

ok

[loud rose]

: (

[peak anvil]

shut

[loud rose]

rude

[peak anvil]

you're built like John's mom

[loud rose]

cute

[peak anvil]

stop flirting

[loud rose]

ew

[velvet mason]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[velvet mason]

!rep @hazy citrus

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hazy citrus a reputation point!

[velvet mason]

now it works

ive been wondering that for 3 months man

[safe bobcat]

Haya, I would need to know more information. If it’s been more than a week with no reply about your application then please send us an email
[e-mail]

[tame hollow]

Hello spoon

[safe bobcat]

[near estuary]

BUH

[strange niche]

God Speed, Steam

[trail glade]

Where even are you?

[strange niche]

Well according to Steam I was next to the Titanic for a brief moment

[crystal reef]

He fat

[gilded canopy]

hubert, this u?

[whole shale]

northwood try to release an update

[pearl anvil]

[thorny radish]

does anyone have guide for 9114

[pearl anvil]

doesn’t exist yet mate 👍

only goes up to 8999 so far

[whole shale]

new update now now

[thorny radish]

alright wow thATS AMZINg

[solar glacier]

LIAR!

Pants on fire

[solar glacier]

you mean never

update is.....coming at the end of time

then we can finally have the long awaited SCP SL nether update ❤️

[whole shale]

could northwood be new mojang

[somber raptor]

I alr know my summer will be mostly miserable because most of the people i usually hang out with aee going on months long vacations

[solar glacier]

mojang employees when their 30 minute work month is up

[whole shale]

That's why we didn't get an april fools update

[lost cedar]

how do people get particle disruptor so quick? like we spawn as dboys then i hear PD, and afaik there is no 914 path for it without HID

[lost cedar]

northwood actually works

[pearl anvil]

there’s a plugin that lets coins turn into X-3’s in 914

you’re probably on a server with it

[lost cedar]

ah okay what are the chances on it do yk?

or know where i can find out

[whole shale]

neither do..

[pearl anvil]

no idea really

[lost cedar]

do you know where i can find the github or src for the plugin im sure i could find out there

[tidal wasp]

Plugin mentioned time to spawn in

Its common utilities in the exiled server

Iirc

[lost cedar]

is there a way i can play my dedicated server with nobody else

for testing reasons

[polar spade]

Two ways

U can either use the deprecated create server tool ingame

!cst