general-chat

[hushed coyote]

Just a thought

[shy plover]

make peanut have cracks when he is low

[hushed coyote]

I am thinking of adding that to CBM's next update

Not sure of how I would execute that yet since Blitz3D is a massive turd

Btw has anyone figured out how to resolve the "Failed to download server list" authentication crap issue?

Occurs way too frequently

[strong dagger]

a

[shy plover]

when u exit a server and check the player list right

well i just wait for everything to load properly so i dont press anything for a few seconds

or if that happens u just have to rejoin

[fallow kite]

nah flamingos were better addition

[shy plover]

3114 sucks

flamingo war better

[latent wave]

update actually feels like it did nothing its crazy

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[eager wadi]

@strange niche i have bad news about Egypt

there's a wide gap

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-l4d-he-dance-heavy-weapon-guy-tf2-gif-20642899

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-demoman-gmod-among-us-doctor-lalve-gif-20320018

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[fervent mauve]

Nope.

[twilit drum]

SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT LABORATORY

[karmic arch]

.

[fallow pagoda]

b u h

[lost cedar]

is there a way i can like hotkey candies

to make them easier to use

[quick knot]

Not possible @lost cedar

[lost cedar]

oof

[quick knot]

Yeah. Due to limitations it isnt possible

Candies arent actual items

The bag is the actual item

[lost cedar]

gotta add that the amount of times ive died cause i cant click pink candies in time

[quick knot]

Candies are more like attachments

Just settings of the candy bag

[lost cedar]

i just had a scientest kidnap me i asked him if i could see what my candies were he let me go then i got pink candy then i blew his ass up lmao

[foggy coyote]

just rewrite items

😁

[quick knot]

Rewrite a bunch of scripts just to make candies work with hotkeys

[eager wadi]

get to it then

[split ore]

we need flamingos back :)

[worn coyote]

@quick knot hey terran you know about PCs

Right?

[quick knot]

No

[worn coyote]

i was wondering right

Would an nvidia geforce 4060 card be good for playing games on a laptop

Like SL for example

[quick knot]

I said no

I dont know much about PCs lol

[blazing peak]

It is good but not perfect. Be prepared for laptop gpus to be less powerful than desktop ones.

[worn coyote]

i mean obviously

[reef raven]

hello. is it possible to make servers on older versions as im wanting to start one

[glass bronze]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[reef raven]

thank you

[solemn flame]

i didnt realize scpslclassic was supported by nw like that

custom command is nice

[quick knot]

[atomic barn]

wats the best dr bright server

[lost cedar]

2

we need more uk servers lowkey

all the ones are either modded

or full

[solemn flame]

nw eu is hosted in the UK i think

[lost cedar]

but there is only 2 and they are always full

ive only been in them once

[solemn flame]

idk why there isnt a 3rd one yet

they opened a 3rd canada ages ago

[lost cedar]

there needs to be like 10

[solemn flame]

just buy their patreon

[lost cedar]

im tired of playing russian servers

[solemn flame]

its worth, you get reserved slots on all 5 NW servers

and a cool badge

custom badge

[lost cedar]

but my friends wont get it to

[solemn flame]

damn

[glacial cairn]

havent talked here in like 2 years 🔥

was wondering is anyone else having fps issues due to lighting?

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[errant hollow]

Mr when I win
https://media.tenor.com/PfR9bj3Uu_IAAAAM/waluigi-walk-waluigi-meme.gif

[strange trellis]

why did you post a gif of me

[tall cairn]

Where can I find the new recipe for 914?

[meager hamlet]

yeah i smoke minge

[bold jasper]

https://fxtwitter.com/charlieINTEL/status/1799842074688422261

wow!!! another call of duty!!!

[errant hollow]

Because I know where you live and what you look like and everything about you

[bold jasper]

how not-overdone!!

[strange trellis]

true

[errant hollow]

I'm coming to invade you irl oooooh look out for the red swirly portal thing on the ground ooooh

[strange trellis]

i mean, you have seen my name with the first letter replaced with * because fromsoft hates funny norwegian letters

[errant hollow]

True though I forgot it lol

[strange trellis]

lol

[eager wadi]

i hope thats the set crew

and not operator bloat

(make them like cod ww2)

[bold jasper]

im probably not buying it given how little i touched cold war

[brazen shuttle]

i thought that was back 4 blood for a sec

[honest sentinel]

Hiiii

i have a question

is there a pattern for a report? What should I send to report a server for breaking a vsr? I just wrote a small email with evidences

[gilded timber]

Hi there, verification does not have a set format for reports, simply include as much relevant information and evidence as you can.
This might include uncropped screenshots, videos, message links, references to vsr sections, ect
Once you have all the evidence you can gather, send an email to [e-mail] and the verification team will review the case as soon as someone is available.

[fallow kite]

old scp sl was better

[fallow kite]

It is best to simply provide:
Server IP
Server Port
Invitation to their Discord server (if they use one)
Evidence
And remember, the report must be written in English.

[gentle tinsel]

IK the SCPSL devs grabbed surface zone from containment breach, but did they make the other portions of the map themselves? Btw im referring to pre-remake of the map. With the old models for everything like t-posing larry and the old guns, when the map had set patterns

[gentle tinsel]

how old are we talking?

tho tbf based on ur name u may just be trolling

[honest sentinel]

Thanks!!

[low bluff]

hi guys is anyone here playing scp? I wanna join a server but idk which one do you have here

[true sky]

this banner was something

thank you dj nathan for your services

[wind geode]

look for your region!

US West, Us East, EU West, EU East, etc

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-eat-lava-minecraft-kitty-kitten-lava-gif-12699880907047808909

hi

[glass bronze]

Hi

[pseudo ether]

What’s you guy’s fav server on scp sl? Mine is cult of mantis

[stable wadi]

any that aren't northwood official

[orchid kraken]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tk8lkmYGWQ this is actually insane

[true sky]

the dark ages

[hot mirage]

peak is back 🙏

[orchid kraken]

they actually made OST so good

EVEN IN A FUCKING TRAILER

[somber raptor]

remember: sometimes your computer can just Blue Screen out of nowhere because a transistor was struck by a cosmic ray

[true sky]

what

[wind geode]

bro i can unplug my pc from the wall and plug it back in real fast without anything happening

[somber raptor]

a Single Event Upset is a soft error that is basically just the universe saying "fuck you" and flipping a bit on your computer

[wind geode]

surely this info has to be outdated

[true sky]

bbro is onto somthng

[somber raptor]

uhh what?

[somber raptor]

a plane once almost fell out of the sky because of a SEU

[wind geode]

power protection bullshit

[true sky]

bro might bbe onto somth

[somber raptor]

you know cosmic rays don't travel through cables?

they're in the air

[wind geode]

theoretically

[somber raptor]

wdym theoretically?

a Single Event Upset means a cosmic ray hit a transistor in your computer and flipped a bit from 0 to 1 or viceversa: this can cause glitches depending on where it happened and it might even crash your computer

and it's not like when there's a storm outside that you know there could be a power surge... SEUs just happen

on flight Qantas 72 it flipped a bit in the ADIRU (Air Data Inertial Reference Unit), causing the anti-stall system to go off and the plane to pitch down. The -0.8Gs of force everyone on the plane was experiencing caused 119 people to be injured (mainly by hitting their head on the ceiling of the plane)

[wind geode]

so why dont they cover the airplane in cables 🤔

[somber raptor]

🤦‍♂️

by "not traveling through cables" i mean that it's not like electricity that only travels through conductive materials: cosmic rays travel through everything

[wind geode]

everything gets electromagnetic forcefields

boom

the inevitable death ray can't get you

[somber raptor]

yeah those kinda dont exist

[wind geode]

mhm

[somber raptor]

welp... source engine does not like me

let's see what GoldSrc thinks of me then

[fossil drum]

Has anyone Seen the SCP sl copy on Android?

It has ads

[fervent mauve]

What?

[rigid shard]

HUH

[eager wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjvuVe3WJM

peak...

[bold jasper]

i still pray killer bean can come and swoop GOTY

fuck helldivers 2 they don't deserve it anymore. only thing i wanna hear is the orchestra perform the theme and thats it

[fervent mauve]

SCP:SL on android?

[verbal pike]

21:01:02.218] [DEBUG_SDAUTH] Authentication error (authenticate response): [Auth
Error] 183/69362963621573 nice played

[analog carbon]

Hi, here you can ask a question about creating a SCP:SL server? If yes, can you answer when creating a server and forwarding ports, do you have to specify 7777 or can you, for example, 6564?

[eager wadi]

Hello, could you create a server ticket in #technical-support

[fallow kite]

yoo custom music actually works

wooo

[somber raptor]

hehe

[robust cliff]

No one cares

[fallow kite]

888,8 ores

i guess you mine so long

[inner walrus]

i am hyped for this

[fallow kite]

bro i literally saw this in 4 different servers

new doom is coming

[bold jasper]

i mean... yeah

thats how game announcements work lol

[orchid kraken]

Biggest W of 2025

[orchid kraken]

Yeah cuz i reposted

Im hyped abt it

[analog carbon]

Thanks, I'll try

[fallow kite]

no i even saw this in a russian server

[orchid kraken]

Even the trailer OST sounds good for no reaosn

Your nickname literally means Cat

[fallow kite]

polish

wait what the hell

thats unfair nerf to 079 to make him able to lock doors only at tier 3

[inner walrus]

ONG

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-surgeon-dr-han-the-good-doctor-discord-bubble-discord-speech-bubble-gif-1845193550933450334

[somber raptor]

english people when seeing a foreign language:

[solemn flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/595196218712391683/1120880453654691960/troll.gif

[fallow kite]

i dont actually speak english

[robust cliff]

Aren’t you the one posting your hours in an obscure game?

[fallow kite]

cheater

[solemn flame]

no shit

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1238235769319981187/gameknowledge.gif

[somber raptor]

it's my hours in SCP:SL

[robust cliff]

Yes an obscure game

[solemn flame]

its not that obscure

[robust cliff]

No one cares about your hours bro

[solemn flame]

xqc played it

lmfao

[fallow kite]

fidget spinner

[somber raptor]

please leave this server

[solemn flame]

xqc streamed this game at one point and many other big streamers

[somber raptor]

fr?

[solemn flame]

this game peaks like 10k at once usually every month

[robust cliff]

Once, it wasn’t even talked about the weeks following the few streams he did

[solemn flame]

which is more than lethal company now i think

[solemn flame]

yea

[solemn flame]

just saying its not really obscure

its been out there

[robust cliff]

Ok it has more players and is top 150 on steam usually but the content and how popular it is isn’t

[solemn flame]

huh

scp isnt obscure if thats what ur saying

[robust cliff]

SL doesn’t have a lot of good content, it’s not really a game u can make content on outside of people who actually play the game

[solemn flame]

theres been great SL vids done by ppl wdym

[hallow belfry]

bedbananas built my experience here

[robust cliff]

Great SL videos yes but consistent good ones no

[solemn flame]

relatively consistent tbh

[robust cliff]

I could go on rust or csgo and find a plethora of good content not on SL though

[solemn flame]

REAL

[solemn flame]

notice how rust is extremely bigger of a community

and csgo

[robust cliff]

Outside of the people in the community no one really enjoys Robert’s gameplay since it is entertaining to players not non players

[solemn flame]

you cant compare that

[visual acorn]

He farted

[somber raptor]

probably because people usually play games where you shoot people every round longer than games where you collect fucking tattered metal sheets every round

[visual acorn]

XD

[robust cliff]

I can find good content on Forts

[solemn flame]

lmao yea but lethal company blew up more than SL did

[robust cliff]

An RTS game with 200 players

Same with many RTS games

[somber raptor]

LC blew up and died in a few months just like fall guys did a couple years ago, SL just exists

[robust cliff]

Also SL has never had like a popularity boom asides from 2020 and the halloween update

[visual acorn]

Isn't lethal company like among us?

[somber raptor]

uhh no

[robust cliff]

The thing is about of people still play these games they’ve just gone out of popularity

[solemn flame]

then SL is far less obscure

its been consistently maintaining its popularity

[robust cliff]

Regardless there was no point in him posting his hours on this game

[solemn flame]

why lmao

[somber raptor]

in lethal company you collect scrap and sell it to meet the crushing demands of capitalism, in among us you kill people

[solemn flame]

its a server for the gmae

[robust cliff]

Yeah who tf just randomly does that it’s corny lol

[solemn flame]

a lot of people post their hours in here

many people

[deft fern]

@unkempt tree stop talking about take out

[solemn flame]

ill do it rn

[hallow belfry]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx31NMnyakzoOdaJsfr8EQfxFF36K8OxEf?si=D7ibML-3Ojwn7CyJ

[robust cliff]

Bc they want validation

[visual acorn]

SCP SL is clearly better

[solemn flame]

for what? having low hours

lmfao

800 is nothnig

[visual acorn]

🐀

[robust cliff]

They don’t know that though

[solemn flame]

im pretty sure they do

[somber raptor]

💀

[robust cliff]

Considering his response no

And also 800 hours on scp sl is not nothing

It is a lot

[solemn flame]

its not really a lot

most hours of SL players are spent AFK or spectating

[robust cliff]

Just because you have a lot doesn’t mean his isn’t

[solemn flame]

oh so now youre validating him

lmao

[somber raptor]

btw you can understand the reason why i posted my hours just by looking at the number

[solemn flame]

^

[somber raptor]

its a funny number

[robust cliff]

I’m not validating him I’m just invalidating u

[solemn flame]

888.8

well im not trying to flex my hours i just posted them in spite

[hallow belfry]

my sl hours are crazy

[robust cliff]

800 hours in literally anything is a lot

[solemn flame]

depends how long youve had the game

[somber raptor]

please take a shower

and touch grass

[solemn flame]

how do you even continue to think of things to do in that game

surely theres not that many good and unique addons

[visual acorn]

No way you didn't farm them

[solemn flame]

or servers

[hallow belfry]

when i first made my steam account gmod was the only game i had

all those hours are from then

[solemn flame]

gmod is one of my first games too

i got discord in like 2017 for it

i think

[visual acorn]

Same

[hallow belfry]

but this was merely a diversion from your silly little playtime discussion

[solemn flame]

yet i only have 229 hours

so

[visual acorn]

I started with the SCP thing because of gmod

[somber raptor]

i've had it since october 2020

but you have to consider that i haven't played it between february 2021 and june 2023 due to my computer being 💩

[visual acorn]

I played some RP SCP servers back then

That was cringe af

[errant hollow]

You guys should have spent more time playing better games

[solemn flame]

still 800 hours in 1 year between june 2023 and june 2024 is easy

[errant hollow]

Or going outside and looking at bird

[visual acorn]

SCP SL is the best game

[solemn flame]

SL is my faovrite game

pal

[errant hollow]

Wrong!

[errant hollow]

Wrong!

[visual acorn]

Your opinion is wrong bud

[hallow belfry]

this reminds me

[solemn flame]

also sure does this help you?

[hallow belfry]

today i got a picture of a magnificent bird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536707289957007363/1249299613635182713/IMG_20240609_103416561.jpg?ex=6666cc6e&is=66657aee&hm=143d35781daba3b68a246c3bc618ce419eedbd52a7a920a4d966ab7fe9eecd32&

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-drinking-alcohol-thirsty-gif-27077648

[inland plaza]

When are they adding a way to play scopophpbia version of the game.... 😿

[somber raptor]

• i haven't played it for a like 4 months now since the italian SCPSL community is dying and there's basically no servers with regularly more than 20 people but RP servers

[solemn flame]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[inland plaza]

🤑

[somber raptor]

we have a command for that too?

[hallow belfry]

unfortunately the peacock wasnt able to do that but it wouldve been so fucking cool if it could

[solemn flame]

surprisingly, its nice

[visual acorn]

People ask that too often

[solemn flame]

i learned about it like yesterday

[somber raptor]

do they though?

[visual acorn]

Risultati

[solemn flame]

english speakers when another lagnuage

[hallow belfry]

Who wants to play old SCP:SL!! 🖐️🖐️ 🖐️
Who wants to actually set up a server? 🦗 🦗 🦗

[solemn flame]

real as fuck

[somber raptor]

fr

[stable wadi]

risultati sounds tasty as hell

[hallow belfry]

the fun part about reminiscing about old SL is not playing it

[visual acorn]

English is not even my third language

[somber raptor]

anyways since chat active: anybody know if the health stations in Half-Life reload after a bit?

[solemn flame]

damn thats impressive actualyl

english wouldve been my 2nd if my family taught me romanian as a kid but they didnt for some reason

i grew up hearing lots of romanian when we visited people so i hated not speaking it

[hallow belfry]

i dont think they ever recharge

[somber raptor]

FUCK
i'm cooked

[hallow belfry]

i could be wrong

[somber raptor]

i have 18hp and i need to survive a 40hp fall 💀

all the health stations are out

[hallow belfry]

are you on that part where the pipe falls

[somber raptor]

i'm in this part

[hallow belfry]

ah

[somber raptor]

nvm i found a workaround

[hallow belfry]

isnt there a ladder

[somber raptor]

no

anyways i found a workaround

[bold jasper]

what is that banner

[somber raptor]

i only got 7hp but maths told me 7 > 0

[somber raptor]

shit

[solemn flame]

screenshot hubert posted in this chat

[hallow belfry]

it must be a custom texture replacement on an unofficial build!

[solemn flame]

i think its also the new patreon post cover image

[hallow belfry]

mine sounded cooler but fair enough

[solemn flame]

#scp-discussion message

[idle shard]

They are adding racism to fallout

As a game mechanic

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[idle shard]

Honestly I would not mind this guy he seems chill

[visual acorn]

👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

[idle shard]

Just against ghouls

[visual acorn]

Sad

[idle shard]

Fym sad

Get out of here

[visual acorn]

I was hoping that fallout will get cancelled

[idle shard]

Okay brah…

[errant hollow]

I don't know what this means?

[solemn flame]

it was a joke saying i played a different game (valorant, makes my case worsE)

being level 260

[errant hollow]

It's not my opinion, it's the objective truth.

[visual acorn]

Opinion denied

[errant hollow]

Oh ok I never played that game so I don't even know what it looks like

[somber raptor]

how do i get thru this without dying 😭

[solemn flame]

oh lmao

i thought most people knew it to be one of those games like league

where youre shamed for playing it

[errant hollow]

Well I mean you're right

But like I just don't know what it looks like at all

[manic ginkgo]

SCP:SL currently down?

i keep gettin connection failure

[visual acorn]

Dota 2 is definitely one of the games

I had a friend with 10k hours in Dota 2, he literally invested his whole life into the game

[willow shoal]

SL is one of those games

Guys

We have nearly as many members in this server as the tf2 discord server

[fickle canopy]

Dead chat

Crazy

[solemn flame]

jesus christ

[sick panther]

found a new scp to add

[velvet mason]

got damn

[sick panther]

he looks amazing

aww man

i cant send the photot

[visual acorn]

There are literally more discord members than active players

[willow shoal]

I mean I don’t play tf2

And I’m in the server

[signal yarrow]

I used to be in that server

Like years ago

[somber raptor]

Goodnight europe

[polar spade]

Good morning Asia

[fallow kite]

good morning russia 4 am

also megapatch music kinda hits hard

[gilded timber]

SCP soundtrack by beloved

[fallow kite]

when i realised that main theme was used for decontamination music my face was destroyed

[orchid kraken]

I just fucking woke up from a dream where i was an mtf and saw someone kill himself infront of me

Cant sleep now bruh

[last tide]

wonder if they'll ever add more reinforcement variants like goc or serpents hand

[orchid kraken]

Arent those fan made?

Chaos and mtf were scp cb accurate only

[last tide]

wdym?

[subtle sundial]

was the dream in like sl graphics or irl graphics

[last tide]

GOC and serpents hand are officials in SCP lore

GOC just kills everything instead of containing

[orchid kraken]

For more detailed, i was mtf with mtf group inside of a building against chaos (idk why exactly dream with these 2 groups) while cleaning a random building i went to the top of building, there was a man i recognized from real life, instead of waiting and hearing me out i saw him talking to family on phone, as soon as he saw me he threw the phone and jumped

And it was irl graphics thats the worst part

[subtle sundial]

oh

[orchid kraken]

Yeah but not in scp cb, the game is inspired by scp cb

[last tide]

the werent a thing when CB came out they were added in later by the wiki authors

[quick knot]

And?

Many things in SL arent in CB lol

Personally. I dont want more GOIs

GOC is just reskinned MTF

[last tide]

true

[quick knot]

And SCPs dont need armed reinforcements imo

[last tide]

just would be cool to have an option for something other than just mtf and chaos

[quick knot]

I think SCPs are more interesting in the fact they are a small team that cant rely on others but themselves

[last tide]

but what SCPS should be added

035?

[quick knot]

Meh

I would love non series 1 SCPs

[last tide]

Could be killed and then worn by someone else but after like 7 uses it would break

[quick knot]

An SCP should stay dead once it reaches zero HP imo

[orchid kraken]

personally i think 035 would be good in game, not as OP dude who can take guns and run around like crazy, mayb just a pistol

[quick knot]

No resurrections unless it is something lile 049-2

SCPs using items is something GD isnt a fan of

Human but on SCP team is boring

Also it is just a really lazy way to implement 035

035 would not use guns at all

Yes. He can use them. But he would find fun in them

035 loves messing with your mind and driving people insane to suicide

[last tide]

3199?

[quick knot]

He demands your attention

Guns would be boring to him

Personally speaking

I would love 4975

[last tide]

whats that

[quick knot]

Birb

[orchid kraken]

Add 1471

[last tide]

oh that one

[last tide]

NO

[last tide]

i remember that one

[quick knot]

Would be cool if GD ever considers him

[last tide]

isnt it the one where it kills you at a random point in time?

[quick knot]

One of my favorites

[orchid kraken]

As someone who makes u see scps nearby but for 2 seconds every 1 minute

[quick knot]

But GD seems to be focus on other things atm

At least 3114 exist now

Can't wait to see what game design does next for playables

[orchid kraken]

Lmfao i remember the winter even with flamingos, everytime i heard screames i remembered the black ops zombie change shit

https://tenor.com/view/bo2-call-of-duty-zombies-tranzit-black-ops2-game-over-gif-25188190

https://youtu.be/iLN6oDejse8?si=F894q3WPNdKb_3dJ

[quick knot]

SL players now suffer PTSD over flamingos

[orchid kraken]

My biggest ptsd from scp sl was surviving 19 minute's as Dclass with no card, utilities and gun
106 dimension escaped
Cardiac arrest escaped
939 escaped
2 mtf and 1 chaos wave
Some mtf saw me and deciced to take with

I shit myself when i saw mtf cuz i thought im so done

[subtle sundial]

yeah

[orchid kraken]

This is how u sound saying it

[north lake]

Damn I had nightmares from that thing when I was a kid

[vital jacinth]

New patch is fucking dogshit

[subtle sundial]

yap

jk

preach

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1597080/Killer_Bean/

Steam

Killer Bean

After being betrayed by the Shadow Agency and learning the truth about their evil ways, Killer Bean has made it his life goal to destroy them. Yet this is easier said than done, as Killer Bean will face armies of enemies, and mysterious Shadow Beans who are better trained and more powerful than him.This is a first person/third person, roguelike...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[orchid kraken]

What a good year to be alive

A new nfs game wouldnt be bad also

I heard they are going back into nfs mw story, razor wanted his old BMW back in Nfs unbound

Atleast Ryan cooper's BMW

I need to see Ryan cooper in new nfs bru

Too bad he needs a code for it

[subtle sundial]

me

[orchid kraken]

Wait lemme repost

Whoever is trying to log into my microsoft account must be desperately sweating

[subtle sundial]

me

[orchid kraken]

Now better cuz u never know who lurks here, had to censor my email

[vagrant ermine]

Fetch me their souls

[orchid kraken]

When flamingos spawned

[ruby iron]

ye

[novel axle]

Yo how to fix "The specified host is not available"?

[foggy coyote]

my bad

[foggy coyote]

if its just one server that has that issue then its likely the server is just dying

[orchid kraken]

I just woke up just to see another dude trying to log into my account

Like them bitches wont be getting there anyway soon or late

2FA auth is no joke bru‼️🗣

[main drift]

hey do community helpers do moderation for in-game reasons?

[winter hatch]

how can the hackers get into my account if even i dont know my password

[winter hatch]

join the discord of whatever server your playing on

[main drift]

is this server for NW servers?

[solemn flame]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/fueVapUM

[main drift]

❤️

[solemn flame]

Join there and read their reports and appeals channel

[main drift]

thankss

[foggy coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019022196741517406/1208149271623368765/caption-138.gif

[orchid kraken]

I wish we got an ability to explode whenever we hit a wall on cola

[dim yoke]

w fleshlight?

[dim yoke]

my fault

[forest field]

I'm used to it

[dim yoke]

used to kiwi fleshlights?

[forest field]

Why do I even bother

[dim yoke]

sorry man it just slips out

[subtle sundial]

were gonna have to kill you

i dont make the rules

would having very short arms suck

like the kiwi dude

[visual acorn]

😵

[remote halo]

@everyone who play

[visual acorn]

@everyone is not playing today

[terse quartz]

does Tiffany's actually have the best breakfast?

i need to know

(type pancake if u get the reference)

🥞

[fickle ibex]

🍮

[shell mortar]

ShutDownTF2

[quaint lake]

sup d boys

[analog carbon]

Does anyone have an interesting photo with a (SCP-035)mask for a preview?

[junior bronze]

@fossil shell hello

[fallow kite]

why

[hidden merlin]

FixTF2

[frank raft]

всем ку

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[frank raft]

и че

[somber raptor]

no one:

source engine when you go out of bounds:

[lilac lion]

💀

[somber raptor]

FixCS2

[lilac lion]

DeleteCS2

[somber raptor]

DeleteSteam

[lilac lion]

InstallEpicGaymes

[shell mortar]

cuz its funny

[shell mortar]

I love spyware

dead server lmao

[copper yarrow]

it tends to die

[fickle ibex]

what is the deal with people hating tf2

[lilac lion]

no updates
bots

[copper yarrow]

fixtf2 hasn't done shit

[shell mortar]

exactly

[copper yarrow]

lol my game lasts for like 5 minuets then crashes to desktop

:D

[dull aspen]

Goldsrc

[shell mortar]

from what I have gathered its because tf2 fans are annoying, tf2 is played by redditors now and people like to hate

[somber raptor]

Source does the same thing sometimes 💀

[polar spade]

TF2 are being filled with bots and suffering from a bunch of issues and Valve is doing nothing to fix it

[copper yarrow]

its kinda annoying how they are review bombing halflife/cs2/dota/l4d

[dull aspen]

yes

[shell mortar]

funny thing is that I got scammed because tf2 keys dont have trade cooldowns after a trade

[shell mortar]

also that

[copper yarrow]

personally yes I do play tf2 but only MVM

[fickle ibex]

i know that but there's people saying #shutdowntf2

[shell mortar]

if valve actually shut down the official servers the game would probably be better

cuz community ones have admins right?

I dont play it but this is how valve's games work

[copper yarrow]

I mean yeah as long as there is MVM I am fine

I think thats how it works

[dull aspen]

Tf2 is probably the only 'hero' shooter where the characters are actually memorable and interesting

That's really one of the few things that makes it stand out

[copper yarrow]

yeah

still bummed out about the comics

[dull aspen]

I'll get a job at Valve and finish #7

[copper yarrow]

I mean I do kinda want to work in game dev

why are do many people spamming half life scientist soundboards in this server...

[dull aspen]

[copper yarrow]

hiya

the soundboard spam is real

[vocal fjord]

Could somebody give me a new 914 recipes

[true sky]

check wiki

[copper yarrow]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCP-914/Outputs

[vocal fjord]

Thanks

[bronze falcon]

how long it usually takes #1061233111943356436 (content-creators)?

(May 16)

[copper yarrow]

[bronze falcon]

almost month ago

wait what

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bed-bedtime-pat-tuck-in-gif-21243881

[eager wadi]

ill poke someone

[bronze falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[fallow kite]

dw

ill look into it now

[eager wadi]

!rename @fallow kite Mr.Fake

[snow umbra]

Done.

[fallow kite]

nuh uh

https://tenor.com/view/there's-so-much-green-screen-elephant-ted-gif-853270954021640718

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755227829259730977/934029413983592458/0_1-1-1-2-1.gif

[bronze falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/854664493262307379/1182228131914993704/mini_dust_baby-50.gif

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/uuh-cat-funny-cats-uhh-gif-5575392758585270122

[fervent mauve]

Hello!

[eager wadi]

[glass bronze]

[shell mortar]

I have spent like 100 euros on csgo/2 but it would be funny to see the reactions if it shut down

also I have been scammed once

[eager wadi]

wonder where the eastern europeans would settle in then.

[spice coyote]

catwood, scp secret cat, catcord

[fervent mauve]

I'm not new..

[fervent mauve]

Now you've got it right :D

Hello, too, Meem and Nathan, I didn't even notice they said hello.

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944534649865109535/1164360470644392067/862.gif

[bronze falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/сигма-sigma-boy-kid-красавичик-gif-6434889699881238454

[orchid kraken]

Wtf

My message got deleted twice

[eager wadi]

probably cause of discord-

[hidden merlin]

ehm, what the sigma?

[eager wadi]

which is cassie's filter's doing.

(which is a pain)

[orchid kraken]

So admin abuse

[eager wadi]

bot abuse

[orchid kraken]

Is not allowed word?

[eager wadi]

we've tried unfiltering a few words

[spice coyote]

discord

[orchid kraken]

Anyway i gotta survive till 2025 cuz new doom game is dropping

[eager wadi]

no luck

[bronze falcon]

erm

[hidden merlin]

🤓

[bronze falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-106-106-scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-13795685691030764555

bruh

[hidden merlin]

epic embed fail

[hidden merlin]

you're pointing at yourself

[hidden merlin]

[quasi epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[quasi epoch]

i saw what you deleted too

[fallow kite]

i ate remains of d-class 342

[eager wadi]

!warn @runic elbow spam ping

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fossil oxide]

Is the modmail bot down?

[glass bronze]

no ? why

[fossil oxide]

It's been offline since last night

[foggy coyote]

free my boy

[fossil oxide]

Oh WHAT

ModMail just turned back online just now

[orchid kraken]

@fossil oxide it was awaiting u

[bronze falcon]

Greetings

[fossil oxide]

No, like, I sent a message last night when it was offline, and no reaction popped up

[quasi epoch]

it gotta sleep y'know

[fossil oxide]

Fair point

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[muted wadi]

does someone have video of scp173 dying with no background?

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094969795608326154/1244197689093132358/1710971292_new_output-onlinegiftools_1.gif

[muted wadi]

ty

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-fast-eating-eat-gif-25232258

[quasi epoch]

car refueling

[orchid kraken]

I love it when

[livid parcel]

why is there a explosion circle for like a single frame

[quasi epoch]

that is a secret

[frank raft]

мамка типо??😈

[fallow kite]

guys i’m not afraid of saying proudly that im a US PATRIOT

[spice coyote]

i live in the us but i wish i lived in the europe or the canada

[plush grove]

rahhhhh 🇺🇸

[full mountain]

Squad we got hostile

Alien!

[plush grove]

why are there so many fucking HECU

I need to find Doctor Freeman

[fossil oxide]

I remember those balloons, are those from the 2022 anniversary?

[frank raft]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043221734947557458/1122586551654822000/2023-02-03_004016258.gif

[plush grove]

epic embed failure

laugh at this used

*user

[orchid kraken]

yes

[full mountain]

Tf2 gamers on reddit and youtube are dumb af

[frank raft]

https://tenor.com/view/its_olli-gif-23304600

[quasi epoch]

he is dead

[fossil oxide]

Awesome

[full mountain]

We killed him

[quasi epoch]

hell yeah

[full mountain]

And that headcrab as well

[plush grove]

proof?

[full mountain]

We left before he got up

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393

[plush grove]

This is why you lost black mesa

and the black ops came in

[full mountain]

I later joined resistance after the 7 hour war

But I'm still hecu

[chrome trench]

is there any good servers in europe ?

[glass bronze]

nw officials fr

[chrome trench]

im not stupid

[shell mortar]

I FUCKING LOVE NUCLEAR ENERGY

yes

why woudnt it be allowed

[glass bronze]

rule 8

[shell mortar]

lol I have how many years here and I have only read them once briefly

[plush grove]

why the fuck you ask if you know the answer

[shell mortar]

exactly

[plush grove]

i think that'd be short term memory lose

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-vince-shave-cream-shaved-trump-gif-26816784

[plush grove]

i love this gif

[solemn flame]

Lmao

The way trump walks in out of nowhere will never not be funny

[full mountain]

What level is gif and img perm

[plush grove]

10

[solemn flame]

Media and meme chats don’t have a level requirement

[plush grove]

what if site 2 isnt for the SCPs but is infact for the players. Because how deranged they are yk. keep them off of other games.

[solemn flame]

True

And chaos theory/brights is the maximum security

[plush grove]

fr

[solemn flame]

Keeping the rest of the internet clean

[plush grove]

That Skynet MTF unit is doing its job well

[solemn flame]

Lmao

[full mountain]

Stalker topic: duty or freedom

[solemn flame]

As in the game stalker? Never played them

[plush grove]

Oh I got all of my emojis now

[full mountain]

I haven't met freedom yet

[solemn flame]

[plush grove]

is the max level on the server 50?

[solemn flame]

No but the highest role you get is for 50

[plush grove]

ah

I need to play that one SCP CB mod which turns it into halflife

[devout hatch]

Well, I have a question

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393

[devout hatch]

What format is needed for customizing the main menu music?

I have tried a few mp3, some work and some don't

[glass bronze]

idk, didnt tried it yet

[plush grove]

theres probably a tutorial which tells you it all

[devout hatch]

They even supports MP4

[glass bronze]

i put mp3 in it and it worked

[devout hatch]

I hope so, most mp3 files are normal

[errant hollow]

Pussy man

[strange trellis]

nice pussy man

[idle shard]

That is venom

[plush grove]

[wide flame]

how can i sign verified server owner agreement?

when i click on the link it says 404 not found

[zenith raven]

damit

[lost cedar]

hey someone in my spoofer ticket told me to try it again 7 days from now and i still cant play and he still hasnt contacted me since can anyone tell me what to do

[molten cedar]

Bro said 7 days (7 days to die reference)

[lost cedar]

crazy

[hazy citrus]

What is this creature

[errant hollow]

The pussy man

[spice coyote]

bro said die (left 4 dead reference)

[errant hollow]

Pebis

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/funky-cat-gc-wingullclippycaroline-wawa-car-wawa-cat-gif-10409994568651597490

[rustic skiff]

@pulsar helm

[grizzled pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/660928720445505585/756929620665696336/image0.gif

mubert hoszka

gify usunal

[edgy apex]

SCP niestety umiera

Za takie akcje które wyrządziliście nie podniesie się niestety

[chilly vault]

the wrong flag

i am a proud member of unisoc

[somber raptor]

Embed perms at level 10

[somber raptor]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[grizzled pulsar]

zycie

[somber raptor]

(I think that was polish)

[grizzled pulsar]

yes

[true sky]

team wawa

[somber raptor]

team wawa

[true sky]

team wawa best

(who is wawa)

[rocky adder]

Wawawawawawawa

Idk anything about a specific “Wawa” all I know is me and my friends just like to go awawawawawawawawawawa for like a minute together every now and again

[fallow kite]

wawa catr

wawa

[edgy apex]

wawa

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ugandan-knuckles-do-you-know-da-wawa-wawa-do-u-kno-da-wawa-gif-24171601

[honest sentinel]

Hi! Is there maximum time until my report will be considered?

[tight ermine]

That depends on the type of report, though you may find more information through the means you used to send it

[dense tusk]

do people use AP more or JHP?

how many shots less is it to kill someone with armour using ap than jhp?

[tough tapir]

Wawa Virginia

[fallow kite]

Wawa

[visual acorn]

I paid for my whole ram and I will use all of my ram!

[true sky]

🙏

now add physics mod

[visual acorn]

Nuclear bombs mod

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-scary-gif-8734856092104785273

[true sky]

• physics mod

real

[rapid belfry]

Где подавать жалобу

На читеров

Имея дмку

Не через бота

[gilded timber]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[rapid belfry]

Ооо, спс братан

[runic wren]

This is why we can't have nice things

[fresh knot]

Egg

[copper yarrow]

🍳

Egg gone

[ember gorge]

I can't believe that he'd call you a furry when you're clearly a femboy maid

:p

[tough tapir]

[grizzled nymph]

Whats some great servers.

That are decently full

[runic wren]

You're a wrongun

[runic wren]

You

[echo pier]

fortnite balls im gay

i agree

yeah same

[sour kettle]

how do I advertise my server in the advertisement channel?

[eager wadi]

check the pins

[fickle ibex]

#advertisements message

[analog carbon]

Who can I talk to about creating a server (help with configuration (configuring ports))?

[meager fiber]

meow

[eager wadi]

Hi, can you create a server ticket in #technical-support

[analog carbon]

And I already had 1 ticket, we talked there, now I have a new question and I have already updated the ticket and am waiting for an answer. I just wanted to know if there are smart people in the chat.

[tight ermine]

Daamn

[fervent mauve]

That can be done through the page, right? Or through that console when you're linking a server, I'm not sure try https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187. I'm sure someone there will be happy to answer and advise you.

[tight ermine]

Me! Me! I'm smart!!

(I've responded in your ticket)

[fervent mauve]

Nice.

[uncut flower]

when nw people join and use RA does it not get logged?

[tight ermine]

Only very specific NW staff have RA-perms

[fervent mauve]

Like, if they don't log somewhere that they're going to use it?

[tight ermine]

If any RA command is used, it will be logged like any other

[fervent mauve]

Yes.

[uncut flower]

someone with the nw tag joined and became overwatch and I got no logs

on cedmod*

[tight ermine]

Budgie!!!

[fallow kite]

cedmod skill issue

[fervent mauve]

So as if the admin on the server used the command via RA and the NW staff did the same, it can still be seen.

[fallow kite]

lol

[daring wedge]

the people who have ra access can only gban/ get info for gbanning then now

[daring wedge]

Hello

[fervent mauve]

They are secret.

[fervent mauve]

Hello Budgie!!

[daring wedge]

Hello

[fervent mauve]

How are you?

[analog carbon]

Ok

[daring wedge]

I am fine hbu

[fervent mauve]

Fine, fine.

[stray marsh]

5=-0\

[fallow forge]

what

[fallow kite]

is it ok to be a USA Patriot in SCP

[visual acorn]

No

I'm not allowing you

[tight ermine]

Depends on server rules

Oh nevermind the rules, dsudarik007 said no

[fallow kite]

but i love my country.......

[visual acorn]

Right answer

[tight ermine]

Sorry!! Gonna have to just
well not

[fallow kite]

oh 😦

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1107032650763472936.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[north sapphire]

:3

[thin hedge]

i have submitted a ticket do i have to wait now right?

[spice coyote]

no

only bulgarian patriot allowed

[eager wadi]

correct, thought it is late in europe

[thin hedge]

Thank you

[fallow kite]

are there any good servers for us east like 20 - 30 players

[spice coyote]

ca1

ca2

ca3

!nwservers

!nwofficals

[subtle sundial]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/fueVapUM

[spice coyote]

@snow umbra can we get a new invite

[eager wadi]

@feral chasm

[feral chasm]

not again

[eager wadi]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[fallow kite]

is 3114 in northwood servers

[eager wadi]

no

[modest tulip]

How do I fix it saying my mic is disabled due to my privacy settings?

[winter hatch]

have you thought of maybe going into your privacy settings

[quick knot]

nope

[quick shore]

hey are all the servers empty or is my game just being weird

im in US-East btw

[subtle sundial]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[subtle sundial]

your game is weird

[quick shore]

awwww

not againnnnn

oh it didnt update for some reason.

[fallow kite]

are you bulgarian?

[hidden merlin]

literally though what the actual sigma

[ornate terrace]

[sour snow]

Supported

[somber raptor]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-tail-suck-tail-gif-21243409

[plush grove]

he a bit hungry

[orchid kraken]

I want

The

[orchid kraken]

Continue the sentence

[plush grove]

whut

[void marsh]

Hi

[spice coyote]

no

[spice coyote]

Hi

[true sky]

no

[void marsh]

Oh

[shell mortar]

can you talk about european politics here?

[polar spade]

Europa sucks, i wanna go back to Earth

https://tenor.com/view/barutrauma-gif-5933698456104852812

[plush grove]

Rulle 11

*rule

[shell mortar]

smh what a nerd

[shell mortar]

I just wanted to talk about nuclear energy actually

[plush grove]

Explode thy testicles

[plush grove]

Based?

[shell mortar]

yeah, hopefully it makes a return

because of you know

[plush grove]

Nuclear energy is cool

[shell mortar]

I would live near a modern reactor without any problems, just get rid of the renewable energy soyboys

here in Italy there aren't any reactors unfortunately

[plush grove]

US should open more

[hollow sparrow]

[polar spade]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVmhaSY1X8&si=vhnHuiXcy2ITSrmI

[shell mortar]

oh yeah I saw a meme about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU&ab_channel=Proton64

[polar spade]

Greatest music

[bronze pier]

The Mg36 (Fr-MG-0) weights in irl with ammo 4880g/4,88Kg and without the ammo 3760g/3,76Kg and in the game 9,2kg = unrealistic waht can we do to fix it? Change it.

[polar spade]

Me when the game with the old man that can walk tho doors, doctor that can two tap people by touching them and reanimate them into brainless zombies and statue that can move while not being looked at is unrealistic

[somber raptor]

Me when the game with monsters is unrealistic

[polar spade]

294?

[bronze pier]

Just looking at the details Yk

9x19 Made in Poland
7.62x39 made in Italy
.44 made in USA
12/70 made in USA
5.56x45 made in USA

[quasi isle]

hi there

wassup

[somber raptor]

5.56x45 is made by the foundation in SL

not in the USA

[bronze pier]

but in rl its made in usa

[somber raptor]

yeah and irl we don't have monsters...

just because something's done in some way irl, doesn't mean it has to be identical to a game set in a different universe

no one:
the foundation when you ask them if they have the ammo for your foundation-issued 5.56x45mm firearm: 🤫

[bronze pier]

teachers

[polar spade]

I love how E-11 bring in Site 02 specific ammo

[somber raptor]

true

[polar spade]

Specifically from S02 resource stockpile

That's what they take so long to spawn

[somber raptor]

jesus christ 💀

[polar spade]

They have to get their entire team to raid the S02 warehouse before they can go in

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont-work-gif-17911768

have rat problems, use gun

[somber raptor]

he straight up using a rocket launcher tho 💀

[tough tapir]

For rodents of unacceptable size

A fine companion to

[polar spade]

Rocket launcher is just bigger gun, that shoots exploding bullets

[polar spade]

Use more gun

[somber raptor]

I fucking hate GoldSrc

[polar spade]

Imagine using a M2 Browning with that

to kill the rats

[tough tapir]

You're laughing

But when the rat war starts

You'll want the ratshot rpg

[somber raptor]

imagine getting 7.62x39mm ratshot...

and using it in a minigun

[polar spade]

Australia should have used the emushot M2 Browning

They wouldn't have lost the Emu War then

How the hell does the damn army lose to a bunch of flightless birds

[somber raptor]

no one:
ancient when rat:

[polar spade]

Loaded with ratshot right?

Right?

[tough tapir]

Of course

Just as the founding fathers intended

[polar spade]

Ratshot is harmless to humans right

So if i shoot a ratshot missile at a rat right next to a human, it'll be fine

[plush grove]

Halflife my beloved

[somber raptor]

overkill

[lucid ore]

uh

not that hard to believe for me lol

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