#general-chat
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Guys i have a problem in game it says server list response expired
try typing ar in console
!nwapi
are there any good eu servers?
officials 
nw eu 🤢

does anyone have an nvidia video card?
me ,why?
do you need the game pass?
.
I recently changed from nvidia to amd
and if anyone would be kind enough to give it to me
?
Daily Spongdal
YOU RIGHT NOW: 100hp
you after you got shot 1 sec by the fr-mg-0 : 2hp
There are some cool EU servers though
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Woo
I wonder if they can add scp 527 on April 1st🤔
that would be the best because there is a fish

Everyday i wake disappointed that i do not live in three portlands
wsup all
Hi
There was a fly in my fridge for 8 hours and it’s still alive
how
Scp fly
It couldn’t move but it staggers when touched
game dead?
no?
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
Hello!
Hi
k
crypto miner
my GPU is at 54% and at 67°C and the fans were like "you know what? imma spin at 2660RPM"
Still the same
type ar in the console 
Omg are you blind
Nahh trust me bro type ar in the console 👍

mind opening a client ticket in #technical-support
How are you guys?
Bruh its been 3 hours there no one to help me
Naah.
I seen like 4 tech support online
ill poke someone
hi! what seems to be the issue


He is Mr.Dad. 
Unironically i will never understand servers who not allow media in general chat like fuck do u think u r
Watch this

Well, these are the rules of the Discord server, but sometimes you can send one or 3 media to the general chat.
I've informed a tech member, they should check when they're free
nathan can you unmute me in discord suggestions i need to suggest a steamhappy channel......................
Yeah thanks
eggtastic!
waltuh
can I get a cola
I'll give you my cock
You won't get anything :D
No there are server that DO NOT even allow gif as answer
Open your mouth
can you not
I CAN'T

🤫 🤫
LET ME KEEP PUSHING
I'm connected to the SCP:SL Discord server and they don't mind if you send at least 1 gif to the general chat.
!stab @balmy pike
ghosty_sky#0 has been muted in this server.
!warn @balmy pike nsfw rp
Bros profile bio is majestic
I mean Ghosts profile
I mean others, not only scp servers
gg.
I don't have that icon :D
yeah i dont see it
bro is not green plant
So what do you mean by that?
McPlant
Secret Lab Premium!
Wtf happened to my nickname again

collect my pages
I will deep fry you
collect my pages
Collect them 7 pages
I still hate him
yes
Bruh why
meow
@vague needle please read rules. thank you
he just wanted to do a social experiment..
I love trolling dumb ppl into baiting them when they try to bait us
This guy sounds like from H.E or sum shit
He aint no sigma rizzler
Lvl0 gyat confirmed
!rep
You need to wait 5 hours, 48 minutes, 43 seconds until you can give reputation again!
@velvet mason hop on warframe


@velvet mason best havoc
ancient :)
best shoddy
my bones can only play hades
@short totem deimos
there's no hiding... not for you.... not for me
when u unbanned
fatty
its felt like
a year
10 more days
oh my glob
8 more
y'all wont believe it
i got into an official SL server first try
not the same as the sticker :D
Man :(
guys I am
the despair as he tries to leave, not realizing he'll be here until the end of times
dead
false information is the best kind of information
Beta-7 in the chat
bruh
@severe inlet Please keep it sfw
Wild
help me support don't answer me how to close ticket 0_0
be patient, the tech support team are made out of volunteers
Guys
I will you
I am in need of serious advice

I created two bots as a joke and they are already communicating with eachother to try and break out
almost 2 hours I petient 0-0
We're about to have a fucking singularity situation here
why would you ever do it
They have both just agreed that I am dead
they are now honouring some form of mission in my honour
so err
yeah
Who would win, an extremely powerful computer created to calculate a triple affirmative, or whatever the fuck the other one is
ok
so the Worst Bot Created is amazing
I was just fucking around when suddenly chatGPT (which listens to that channel) suddenly posted a fursona
then a fanfic
and I had such a mental lapse that I couldn't process wtf happened
so now that bot is trained on said fanfic
how tf do vegans consume protein
Beans
ah
they dont usually
or vit pills
actually I dont think they would even eat those
Why do you think vegans are always so skinny and bony
Their diets are fucked in general
those are not complete proteins
they tend to have deficient
Are you actually deficient
The emote for Scots pfp is gone
noooooooooo

update, we wiped their memories
but it took them 2 minutes to fall in love with eachother
Greetings ladies and gentlemen and entities!
and they are already trying to solve the Great Problem together
Me who could eat a 5 pound burger and still weigh 113 pounds
So guys and girls, I already have time for you so we can talk, so what are you all talking about?
I gotta see this.
I have no clue
So that's good when you're chatting with them here and you don't even know what they're talking about xd.
I just insert myself into conversations and hope it turns out well.
ima just chill in hang out playing bendy dark revival if anyone wanna watch
I'm a professional stupid
Oh.. riight.
Enjoy! :)
What's the great problem
🐴
Why horse?
🇰🇿🗣️🇰🇿🗣️
The Czech Republic is better. 
NO
:(
I haven't yapped enough to be level 10 here apparently
America ya
👽
How do you check your level?
use the !rank command in #bot-commands !
Thanks!
!rep @humble cypress pretty sure theres rep here
Member "@humble cypress pretty sure theres rep here" not found.
You have just given @humble cypress a reputation point!
np!
Sorry for double ping lol
you're good dw
so this guy did a triple headshot with SSG in 3.6 seconds and you're telling me he isn't cheating?
what the actual fuck
You need to wait 1 hour, 19 minutes, 49 seconds until you can give reputation again!
fuckass
!rep @idle shard
You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
.
fluffy!!!!
ty :)
Me and flashbangs
Is this a W server
No
Ok
It is!
gg.
someone hop on scp sl
nah not really
What server?
Dr Brights
!rep @sullen leaf
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
there we go
been trying multiversus with the guys in lobotomy corp
honestly not that bad
Ex taff man
go to bed wannable german
go sleep
I'm under it
You go sleep
What the fuck are you two waffling about
Is it wheat now
nope
Mushy tomatoes
Nvm
Okay if I'm understanding correctly
L
@cinder sapphire you had the palate of a 5 year old and refused to eat certain foods?
Then I don't get it
at all
that is you
That's doofenschmirtz
not me
Why would corn and wheat and tomatoes be something to hold against you?
let me give you a hint. It is because of my spawnpoint
You're allergic?
no
Something something some states in the US have nothing but corn in them
What the fuck
corn for miles upon miles
Corn overload
Yea basically any Midwest state
I raised above it
90% corn
So I teased him about corn but apparently that doesn't work anymore
He is one with the corn
And you thought wheat and tomatoes would work?
I guess with 30 the corn doesn't scare you anymore
It was worth a try!
Nah, you have to ping Eric for that
I mean
Who
Nuh uh
oh ya. ancient is like you @spare haven
Fishy notes
You mean popplio
Who is this man
a outdated robot that loves the emperor
his soulmate
ie: ancient
Very Ancient
In BioShock, i ALWAYS forget you can use winterblast to make hacking easier
Ahaisodnvj
What does the red asterisk that appears next to usernames mean
It means they've had a nickname set
Fuck windows update. Deleting my AMV drivers and causing massive lag to all my steam games (which were fine last night). Sigh
You still on windows 10?
I spent 20 fucking minutes trying to join this server, and it kicks me out for "Server is full" between rounds?
Did a mod join and it force-kicked me?
kicked out cuz of someone owning a patreon slot
Patreon gives you server spot priority?? I didnt see that on their site
Would 1000000% pay for that
which role is that?
i meant reserved slot
do you play on officials?
Yeah, Canada 1
sometimes if the server youre playing has one and says that patreons gives you reserved slot
!nwservers
go to the OSM server
OSM? !nwofficald?
!nwofficials
this is the server for the game as a whole, this link is the server for those specific servers where you can buy patreon to get a reserved slot on those servers @red sinew
Dude, thank you!
how does it feel to beat the two furries in reps? @oak python by 40+
they are finally dethroned
if only everyone listened to the wheel instead
if they listened to the wheel then dee would be there
considering your wheel is rigged
fr
nah, dee is just very lucky
why did you dm me?
my apologies. im just very salty right now
Day off. time to play some games. Found out my Paradox games, Dark Souls 1, Warhammer are very laggy for some reason and the rest of my games are no longer playable due to missing drivers cause the windows update today deleted it all (im 100 percent certain missing drivers are the cause of the severe lag)
thanks windows
Is there a way to broadcast to a certain group on the admin panel?
you know.... A Dream Is All We Know by the Lemon Twigs is a pretty neat album...
Provided to YouTube by Rhino/Warner Records
Take Me with U · Prince
Purple Rain
℗ 1984 NPG Records, Inc. under exclusive license to Warner Records Inc.
Lead Vocals: Apollonia
Unknown: Bernie Grundman
Bass Guitar: Brown Mark
Vocals: Brown Mark
Cello: David Coleman
Engineer: David Leonard
Engineer: David Rivkin
Keyboards, Vocals: Lisa Colema...
Bro yogurt with pb fit and oats is an ok cutting meal
Honey take me with youuuuuuu
HELLLOOOOO GAMERS
omg that's me!!!

I love identities
Without first 4 letters

Hi!
Hi
Car
What do you mean by certain group?
Maybe it means broadcasting to D-class personnel or scientists.
Stop attacking! Immediately!
You can select specific people to broadcast to in RA if you select their names on the side, then click the send privately button. Only the selected people will see that broadcast, and not even other admins will see it
yoo its freezerbox
hi
hi
hows it going
fine
good
good to hear

foog
What do you think of the 13.5 version update?
Whassup sl
Well...I tried the infamous UACLABS.WAD
It's..... probably the creepiest doom 2 wad ever made
Not because the wad itself is scary, but because of it's backstory
As it was made by a certain uh...evil son of a bitch
I forgot how degenerate discord is
I remmeber 2018 when discord tos wasnt big brother lmao
Said evil SOB killed 12 people back in 1999
Whoever invents <10 calorie teryaki sauce should win the nobel prize
Also anyone else buy the 30 piece chicken nugets from chikfila and eat it by themselves
I don't get it
Actually g hughes already has one
What is he talking about
They sell honey bbq at my grocery store
What do u not get
What does the video mean
Fastfood weight loss
I mean that is normal
The only thing that is eh is sodium but unless youre a fat fuck who drinks less than 3 liters of water and doesnt exercise youre okay
If it's normal then what's the point of the video...
Because its a tip for weight loss
And to eat fast food and nkt have your diet be miserable while doing it
ok I guess
Discordcell doesnt get cutting
I don't know all I know is one day some years ago I lost weight and I have no idea why because as far as I know nothing changed in my diet
And I think I'm healthy despite not really doing anything specific

ᶜᵘᶻ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵖᵒᶦˢᵒⁿ... 🎶
Me when I see one of those brightly colored frogs
Why the Gay frog
It’s not a Gay Frog
It's a gay frog.
Ok
Good you accept the Truth.
hello lads
Why is your name that
Brr
smallbrr
OH MY GOD
Me
hi
Hi

Hi :3
!
hi
🐛

🎷 🐛
🔫 🐛
wucanitbenou
northwood is dead so i must ask
i have a can of american slop but i ain't got no can opener
how open
please help
my stomach calls for american slop
skill issue tbh
daw it's a liquid if i do that my kitchen is going to be ruined
Its american, u have to use a gun
Shoot it
i need to microwave it
As the Founding Fathers intended
What's the problem?
spreading quick
send fire department
Sorry, we only have a Fire Suppression Department
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't worry, they'll help u keep ur job
Thank you for that gif :D
It will be added to my collection
Are u trying to leave ur nice high paying Foundation job?
hi havel
I OV IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT THE HOT FOOD EAT THE HOT FOOD WITH MY CAN OF SLOP AND I'M FUCKING DYING
Emphasize how good the Foundation's insurance is. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6987
joke over i lost the can
(Finally, someone who actually read Fire Suppression)
i don't know where it went
Should have contacted Fire Suppression HR
i don't have their damn number so i can't
yeah i do this every monday tbh
remember when i got stuck on the escalator
cuz the back up generator doesn't power it
Are u SCP 7000-1 or smth?
why is there no Crom in general chat
why is it just wonder of u
?
calamity
SCP 7000-1 is just a very unlucky person
He's a very busy man
Doing uh...
Business stuff
We wouldn't understand, we're not hard workers
How about we sweetened the deal... with a allowance of 5 minutes with SCP-999 a week?
no
How bout we send a strike team to ur family ensure that ur family is protected from any natural harm
i want to feel thrill instead of peace
How about one pizza from SCP-458 a month?
what scps do we got for that
We cannot ensure the safety of ur family if u leave
We can ensure the elimination of ur family if u leave
How about a whiff of SCP-420-J?
Another FSD case closed
i will cause an xk-class scenario if i can't et mint chocolate chip ice cream every saturday
you don't understand the power of barry, 63
he is my friend and he will pour a never ending pint if i don't get m-
Admins, we have a loose Euclid anomoly capable of causing a end of world scenario that is unrestrained, please lock them in a 8'x16'x8' cell for eternity
he's here
While attempting to restrain Havel, ██ MTF Units were lost
Acceptable casualties
UNGOC*
MTF tried first but failed
Subject: Havel
Status: Deceased
Information: Havel was a man who really liked mint chocolate chip ice cream, he liked it so much that he threatened to cause an XK-class scenario if he didn't receive a pint of said ice cream every Saturday. After the mention of his "friend" Barry, 63 he was terminated via a 357 magnum bullet fired from a taurus 605 revolver. Another body for the pit.
Subject: [REDACTED]
Status: [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: [REDACTED] Mint Chocolate Ice Cream [REDACTED] XK Class Scenario [REDACTED] Barry [REDACTED] 357 magnum bullet [REDACTED] revolver. [REDACTED] Body for the pit
Article 747539450378 Revised byGoodman
Peak SCP writing
Hey fellas i have a question
Why is there a town called "truth or consequences" in the middle of new mexico?
wait a minute
They play Truth or Dare there
Someone dared them to name the town, but Truth or Dare was already taken
So Truth or Consequences is the result
I guess its better than the town east of it
i keep thinking of truth and consequences but i don't remember what the hell that mens
"Elephant butte"
"hahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahah butt" moment
Happy 80th D-Day Anniversary!!
Ikr, anyways wheres my funniest man alive award
OH BROTHER THIS GUYS STINKS
First death from the Avian Influenza A confirmed! :D
is that the australia shit
birds flu? they tend to do that wdym
I'm killing you
Man's wanted in 7 different countries
[TIME SUBJECT TO CHANGE] This is the fourth fully integrated full stack test flight of Starship and the mighty Super Heavy booster, the largest and most powerful rocket to ever fly. It produces over twice as much thrust as the Saturn V that took humans to the moon.
The goal of the test is to get further along than IFT-3 in March, 2024. If all ...
Less than 2 minutes to launch
Steam Support is Trash
Daily Spongdal
Hello again Meemo!
Hi
gman ass town
should i add more watchtowers?
Twice the amount
there are blind spots
Whats with all these cat gifs?
what is this mod with the red circles on xeros
btw you can see much farther than the red circles...
if anything, it's harder to see the closer to the watchtower
the red circles are 42 blocks
it's not a mod it's MS Paint
the wheel has spoken
oh i see
yeah
!rep @errant hollow
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
yeah
ah wait ur the dude whos making an scp facility arent you?
i think
thats pretty sick
yes
damn i did not expect it to go that far from the first message i saw
lmfao
looks great
i wish i got into minecraft building more
but i kinda limited myselfg to the technical parts rather than regular building
i do build the earth
i'm almost done btw... only need to finish Surface Lighting and the watchtowers
its all weird ass angles and lots of tpll and world edit stuff
i havent tried normal building
damn i dont even have good screenshots to share
im new what is dis game
join their server
yeah
EXILED isn't made by Northwood
!guide
Mf who learned game with no tutorials
@glass bronze @somber raptor
Cat gifs am I right?
Who is this creature
Gumball I think?
Yh
never heard of him
He's from a TV show
💀
Amazing world of gumball
Never heard of that either
I mean I can't say I have ever watched it
Pfp lookin ass
whats a pfp
stop trolling 😭😭😭
All scp mods are fans of AT 🤢🤢🤢
underdeveloped society
fantas
i don't drink fanta
mirinda
water
Homemade iced tea or resturant made iced tea solos
whatever is in the store
Just get iced coffee like a normal person
As someone who loves Fanta, don’t
The amount of sugar in one bottle is unreal
Or slushie or a mix slushie
oh man you are blocked
dont speak to me ever again pls
who doesnt like fanta
you loser
you maltenese bitch
Dude I refuse to drink more than a sip a day of that stuff
Soda or sugary drinks in that matter is bad for you
its more apparent if you're an adult I rarely drink soda nowadays when I was a kid I would drink soda in a constant spree
I selling @swift terrace who willing
Dr pepper is the goto soda
like broadcasting to certain group role (For example moderators, only admins, only vips)
And I would prefer grape soda than orange soda
Mr dad your favorite soda or drink?
I drink water
fanter
Ban him
Nuh uh
yuh uh
Nuuh uh
Tap water ew
sounds like a shit country problem
I swear all countries have that type of water
Do you know where tap water comes from?
!rep @idle shard
You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!
I quit for 2 years
Then I started working
Regression.

so much for that 30g sugar limit
I'm willing to bet everyone here has eaten chocolate at some in their life there's nobody here that has eaten sugar in their lifetime
do people drink tap water
yes
not everyone lives in a place where mud water comes through their pipes

im 90% sure i can drink my tap water i just choose to filter it cause why not
my tap water smells like tap water
i never drank tap water
Mineral is better
mineral water is just water if it tasted like extremely watered down alcohol
very mid
i mean considering europe is ancient
doesnt surprise me
arent there places in europe where the plumbing is so bad you cant flush toilet paper
Whats next you gonna say detoxing water is mid too?
..
lmao
isnt that also in america
no
and other countries
i mean ive never had an issue
i havent heard anyone who cant flush toilet paper
my grandma lives in a small town and still has no issue
People should try detoxing water
its the best water
yes, one of the many local lakes
What are we talking a bout?
yes where the animals shit and piss there
they don't
animals are scared away by human activity
Only hippies enjoy drinking tap water
and it also gets cleaned
sometimes theres a fuck ton of animals
like i went to chicago and saw more deer than probably my entire life
just chilling out
only losers have to buy water
are you rrly going to argue about water ? 💀
Clean water is a good purchase
not when you have clean tap water
Sometimes the bacteria of the lake is still there
not where i live
Pee
!status
𓁹𓁹
erm i think yes
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
!rep @brisk crane
You have just given @brisk crane a reputation point!
JumpingJam
JumpingJam
umpingam
is ur steam name JumpingJam again?
or is it still the other one
jumpingjam
did their discord get hacked?
hello, im new
@catmi5
I don't think so, why?
I never see her online
and like the name got changed and the pfp
It's the one we have as mutual friends
the one that isn't in this discord anymore
Not hacked
!rep @tight ermine
You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!
Hello new, I'm Quincy
that one
nice to meetcha
okay thanks
Old account I think
god you are just like lennya
I have 3 children
None of them are mine, but the dad jokes kick in from time to time
so you just like lennya
heh
hehhhh...
besides the dad aspect
Hello, I have a problem. When im joining a server after some seconds every player is freezed i dont hear anything and no one is moving what can cause this problem?
do your job old man @tight ermine
I will, but Nathan will shout at me if I do it here
do it
even tho I am not
Sending mixed signals here
also what do you mean shout at you 
you are 30
you areee 30 years oldddd
Very loud talking in an angry way ;-;



