general-chat

[weary crater]

Problem solved

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[silent idol]

Pimg

[weary crater]

[faint cradle]

[weary crater]

Fine. If you won't add 999, will you please add Blahaj somewhere in the facility

[faint cradle]

what about SCP-035?

[strange niche]

The entire map is contained within a pocket dimension inside of a blahaj

problem solved

[weary crater]

Yippee

[north ledge]

the map inside the blahaj fo today

[faint cradle]

blahaj item

[strange niche]

it gets randomly transported to each blahaj currently existing in our world

you just gotta find the right one

[weary crater]

D:

[strange niche]

like a needle in a haystack

[weary crater]

Don't say that. You'll encourage people to cause harm to blahaj

[faint cradle]

gonna to stab open a blahaj and find the facility

[weary crater]

And that is something we simply cannot allow or encourage

[strange niche]

I'm going to do a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and setup an assembly line

[faint cradle]

is it a hatecrime to stab blahaj?

[strange niche]

The raw efficiency will put the Convention into question

[weary crater]

Pull a grandpa george and pretend to be disabled to get out of working?

[silent idol]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[strange niche]

we will find the pocket dimension

[faint cradle]

i am no longer friends with @weary crater

fucker shot me in the back

[weary crater]

Don't stand in front of my gun then

Silly

[weary crater]

DO NOT THE HAJ

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 28 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

[weary crater]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Woh

Phegg

[weary crater]

hallo

[tough tapir]

[faint cradle]

where did you get those traffic cones?

[weary crater]

That's illegal you know

[faint cradle]

did they have a price tag on them?

ok yeah thats a theft

[weary crater]

For a traffic cone? That's an absolute steal

[faint cradle]

you know they're free if they don't have a price tag

you can just take them

i see

[tough tapir]

[weary crater]

[fallow kite]

[faint cradle]

[hazy citrus]

I have a hostage and my demands are 1 cat

[bold jasper]

Wordle 1,056 4/6

⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@odd minnow 👀

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[odd minnow]

Bruhhh

[minor goblet]

This is content

[open sundial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jard5BH9oWs
4:50

[lethal scroll]

I don't have much room in bed
On one side I have multiple plushies
On the other I have doggo

[odd sand]

What… 3114 is going to be perm?

[solemn flame]

yes and why did you just see that

[lethal scroll]

One of my four Blåhaj

[odd sand]

I searched up new scp in the discord search for this server to see if there was ever plans to introduce a new permanent playable scp

[errant hollow]

Why 4

[lethal scroll]

Why not

[errant hollow]

Are you homosexual...

[lethal scroll]

I'm bisexual

[errant hollow]

Close enough.

[strange trellis]

imagine being bi

couldnt be me

[bold jasper]

all bi-yourself

[strange trellis]

I'm indeed bi myself

[bold jasper]

Oh right I forgot I changed my profile gradient and got flashbanged on mobile

appears quite a bit more bright on my phone than on computer

[orchid kraken]

Black hole sun

[orchid kraken]

Daily spongdal

[bold jasper]

nonbelievers when spongdal

[strange trellis]

thats in like 9 hours

[orchid kraken]

Daily spongdal

[orchid kraken]

Oblivion cover

Obviously

[odd sand]

Sl needs 3199🍗🍗🍗

[strange trellis]

SL needs Ruin Sentinels from Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin

[errant hollow]

True

[ebon drum]

E

[orchid kraken]

SL needs 1471 update who gives you most random items in game every 3 minutes

[nova hemlock]

он собирается ухаживать

[solemn flame]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[orchid kraken]

Hello, this is english based server, you can join to (russian community)

[somber raptor]

Wth

[foggy coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409831301261164544/1237224633292427387/ezgif-7-cfebbd1b63.gif

[odd minnow]

@bold jasper I got wordle in 4 today

[tribal ginkgo]

@foggy coyote happy birthday

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 28 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-fuck-gta-sa-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-fly-cj-flying-gif-23257787

@surreal sapphire im sorry bro, you can get back to despising me once again

I had cuz lost a bet

[somber raptor]

Me when i stream my HDR screen to my friends

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[runic wren]

@tough tapir are you Czech or Slovakian?

I forget

[tough tapir]

Slovak

[runic wren]

Ah

[tough tapir]

Why are you crab

[somber raptor]

who the fuck buys GLOVES in Counter-Strike for 1800$

[orchid kraken]

Spends 1800€ to get same default looking gloves

[somber raptor]

fr

the funny thing is that this skin is battle-scarred

imagine how crazy the price would be if it was factory new

[somber raptor]

guess what's the price for the factory new version

[tough tapir]

The wilder thing is ppl buy them for that amount

If there wasn't a demand the price wouldn't be that steep

[somber raptor]

exactly

who the fuck buys a sticker for 69 thousand dollars

[inner silo]

did he commander delete his channel

[gilded timber]

Terminated for harassment

[inner silo]

nice

[somber raptor]

who?

[orchid kraken]

I swear ppl in mcdonalds are shittiest people

They cant speak german or english

While working💀

Like how tf did they get accept

Btw im in austria where gernan is spoken

[orchid kraken]

Ohnepixel does

[somber raptor]

Bro is Tino 2.0

[orchid kraken]

Commander deserves the deepest circle of hell where the souls of the damned are sealed and burned alive for all eternity

Like bro he doxxed me cuz he got mad over art

Like how down bad

Wouldnt call it doxx either cuz he only leaked my socials, name and city i live in

Not a big deal either

[orchid kraken]

Im Noxplis

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fossil zodiac]

[gilded timber]

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-10487976503085012594

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[errant hollow]

Yay woohoo

[livid parcel]

anyone else's youtube acting really slow

or is it just me

well thats why, adblock fucked up again

[lusty crater]

you dont understand, those are the best polygons on the market, the textures have sit in oak barrels for 3 years

[frosty harness]

yes

[strange trellis]

bird

[bold jasper]

thank god!!

[errant hollow]

I'm gonna play dark soul. In real life

So I won't be dark soul until later maybe

[livid parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1236794731388993667/4feaacfcfadeed0933575b89de8a6da54a4fe983254ef1f270591c194e255b3c_1.mp4?ex=66408e9a&is=663f3d1a&hm=3070548f1ae18768970a7b50202dcb7fd77856b6b88dc6128b6e791a75ecc041&

[strange trellis]

i won't be dark soul until later either

[errant hollow]

👍

I say dark soul in real life bc I'm meeting a friend later the one who I play dark soul with

[strange trellis]

i see

point down at them in real life

[errant hollow]

Sure

[orchid kraken]

Bro

My old account

[tough tapir]

Bro is 5k in debt

[orchid kraken]

That is like 2 year old account

No police or authority showed up bru

[tough tapir]

And the bank doesn't care?

[orchid kraken]

Nah

They just made me new account lmfao, i had to order new card recently cuz they blocked my current for russian sanctions

Im changing banks anyway cuz bawag is dog shit @ruby cliff do you have Erste bank?

[glossy coyote]

No overdraft protection?

That’s my nightmare rn my college is just gunna take $16,000 that I don’t have in my bank account and my bank will just approve it

Like wtf is negative money!

[orchid kraken]

They told me i have negative money protection and i cant go below zero cuz i have teen account

Guess they lied

I will have to go work and school if i get accepter to high tech school

From 17:00 to 22:00 in school and 07:00 till 14:30 in work

[foggy coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409831301261164544/1237224633292427387/ezgif-7-cfebbd1b63.gif

[quasi isle]

happy birthday!

[ruby cliff]

nope

[orchid kraken]

Bawag is dogshit, blocking me for single things like cuz im russian

WHILE I WAS BORN IN AUSTRIA

[slate goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820010866299633676/1238878588967845988/v12044gd0000cohkppnog65lgkj1k8j0.mov

[tough tapir]

Sparkasse an option for u?

[orchid kraken]

i just need a good bank that gives u a good headstart

some give 20€ if u switch from bank to bank

my bank gives 150€ but fuck i dont need a bank that randomly decides to block me everytime they feel like that

i rather get 20€ from sparkasse or erstebank than getting blocked every single year

[echo pier]

are we talking about debt?!

hell no im not joining this convo

im not a big fan of the government

[gilded timber]

30 on 30

[brittle cape]

Guys i got a problem, can someone help me with it? I gotta someone to DM me and ill send the picture of it, if you can solve it.

[gilded timber]

Hi, for technical assistance can you please check both #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043, if neither of those have your solution then please open a ticket in #technical-support.

[tame hollow]

you can always sell a kidney

[glossy coyote]

Too late, already taking out loans soon

Now to pay back the loans is is a different story

[tame hollow]

so grateful i never had to pay a penny for education lmao

[glossy coyote]

European

[tame hollow]

I am sorry for your loss Thomas

[glossy coyote]

I’m sorry too

One day I’ll get my EU citizenship

[karmic scroll]

hello

[glass bronze]

Hi

[tough tapir]

EUmas

[eager wadi]

🇪🇺

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/european-union-gif-21203026

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1238142285539967147/alienlifeform.gif

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-on-prime-fallout-prime-video-bethesda-maximus-gif-341377901427165611

[somber raptor]

fun fact: i still have a Baguette's Car in the nuke control panel picture as one of the slides in my wallpaper

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gangnam-style-puppet-gif-6072627091288167460

[cinder sapphire]

ew @eager wadi

[spare yarrow]

Who pinged

someone will die

[cinder sapphire]

me

I did

and I will do it again

[spare yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731171027685605376/993242712977440768/speed-5.gif

crushed to death

[glass bronze]

@mellow sinew next time dont ghost ping again.

[cinder sapphire]

didnt even do it right

L

[echo pier]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgN3JZyoHtM

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-an-idea-croods-grug-the-croods-gif-9990053463233283167

[slate goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132435094779474050/1235664889846956083/v0f044gc0000cji0v6jc77u3bo8m6h8g.mp4

[civic verge]

HELLO

[gilded timber]

Hi

[orchid kraken]

actually that batim music is mid

[glass bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831651775579815976/1098811355743653978/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_replay_2023.04.20-20.17_1.gif

[orchid kraken]

with scp sl physics this is accurate with any nade i throw

[glass bronze]

fr

[sullen leaf]

!rep @idle shard

[snow umbra]

You have just given @idle shard a reputation point!

[sullen leaf]

🍹🍹🍹

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 28 minutes, 9 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[idle shard]

🍹🍹🍹🍹

exquisiter

[tough tapir]

[idle shard]

get this out of my sight

[fickle ibex]

what the

[fickle ibex]

wobs

where do i get these wobs

[tough tapir]

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017192446045724704/1238913679265632376/videoplayback_1_1_1.mp4?ex=664103c7&is=663fb247&hm=1570b155d3bf1388577a092dab814de9c9a0a05cd361cdc81408cce5233013e2&

they're coming

aughh

brains

[somber raptor]

btw what is the actual name of that tuxedo cat in the "his name is big boobs" meme

dis one

[idle shard]

Search up big boobs cat to find out

[somber raptor]

💀

[idle shard]

What is he doing on Joe roegan

[fallow kite]

brains

[orchid kraken]

mod advertising nsfw

ban him

[eager wadi]

but its the cat's name

[fallow kite]

they are gonna debate the intellect of dr.zomboss

[gilded timber]

https://twitter.com/unicouniuni3

うに@ねこ休み展 (@unicouniuni3) on X

まんまるおめめと口元ωが可愛い❤️ Uni, Minuet cat born on March 27, 2020🇯🇵 他に保護猫3匹（そら、あおば、よる）と暮らしてます→@soraaobauniyoru【うにグッズ Uni merch】→ https://t.co/4dwbcGSOdO

Twitter

[idle shard]

you think I'm joking

[somber raptor]

thanks

[idle shard]

love this cat

the boob

[gilded timber]

Np

[fallow kite]

no one will have big boobs cat..

[sullen leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[idle shard]

Thanks Batman

[glass bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1238142285539967147/alienlifeform.gif

[night quartz]

anyone got a list that shows the best upgrades for guns

if so can u dm me it

[orchid kraken]

bro

[quick knot]

Ammo counter on every gun is a must

So is flash hider

Dont listen to those who say they are terrible

They are gatekeeping their power

[night quartz]

kk

[north ledge]

i do not need an ammo counter to know how low my gun is

these feeble tricks do not fool me

[dull juniper]

does anyone know why my server aint showing up on the server list???

[gilded timber]

Hey, have you submitted it for verification?

[dull juniper]

how do i do that

[gilded timber]

Are you using a server host?
If so which one?

[dull juniper]

shockbyte

[quick knot]

What tricks

I never lie

Im the wiki guy

I only speak the truth of SCP SL

[gilded timber]

In that case you should see a link in your servers console, you can follow that to get your server verified.

[dull juniper]

alright

[dull juniper]

in my remote admin or my server console on the control panel

nvm

i see it

so how do i send a verification request

[bitter lichen]

How do i get the discord role in game??

does it just do it automatically?

[gilded timber]

Hi, we do not issue ingame tags just for being in this discord server.
You might want to join the discord for the server you are playing on and look for instructions there!

[dull juniper]

nvm

[bitter lichen]

ah thought i saw a ingame role mb thanks tho

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[unreal gate]

@boreal ferry btw why do you want the verdict to be medium pen

that'd just make the senator useless

[dull juniper]

i cant load the channel it linked

:I

[unreal gate]

what channel

[dull juniper]

serverhost announncements

"messages failed to load"

[gilded timber]

You will need <@&472419831262740510> to access server host channels, you can get it by emailing [e-mail] from your servers contact email with your discord id.

[dull juniper]

discord id?

[gilded timber]

A string of numbers unique to your discord account, you can get someones discord id by enabling developer mode in advanced settings and right clicking their name.
For convience your user id is: 700411421367730197

[dull juniper]

ty

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[dull juniper]

so i just msg it my discord id

or email it

[gilded timber]

your discord id and a polite request for the server host role

[dull juniper]

alr

(id)
please could i have the server host role

-dogemaster2876
like that?

bc thats what i put

[gilded timber]

That should be suffient, just make sure you send it from the same email listed in your servers gameplay config file so they know what server you own.

[dull juniper]

gameplay config file as in my description?

[gilded timber]

The email you listed as your contact email inside of config_gameplay.txt, which is in your server files

[boreal ferry]

you can change the stats on it i just want it to be a medium pen option
lower its damage, bump the recoil even higher if you need, whatever
I am just tired of using the Senator because it meshes with light armor primaries, need something else that does the same job like it.

[dull juniper]

where do i put it

[dull juniper]

nvm

[boreal ferry]

and this beefy desert eagle would be perfect for that

[dull juniper]

i put it in

[still moth]

spider gwen pfp

fire emoji

[glass bronze]

[fallow kite]

I would like to have a private chat with a mod from this server regarding a specific issue that I have questions to, it's not a bug or anything, but rather something more direct regarding the partner applications (I have read everything about the partner applications requirements, but I have more questions that don't really have an answer in the information page, so please help me out if possible)

[eager wadi]

@urban ice

[sterile crater]

!rep @brazen shuttle

[snow umbra]

You have just given @brazen shuttle a reputation point!

[open sundial]

moving out of my abusive family's house today w/ sweet victory playing in my headphones
nothing will ever compare to this experience

[brazen shuttle]

!rep @sterile crater

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sterile crater a reputation point!

[sterile crater]

ie eant a new car

ford focus lookin at me rn

[echo pier]

balls

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-gif-21422736

[sterile crater]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-rules-mors-mutual-mors-mutual-headquarters-mmi-server-discord-rules-gif-26227962

[neon isle]

He can get it by typing !hostrole in the localadmin

@dull juniper

[sterile crater]

real

[neon isle]

The verification team already takes 5 days to respond (if you're lucky), so with this method it takes you about a minute, it's much faster.

[gilded timber]

Not on auto verified hosts like shockbyte

[civic verge]

@atomic latch traduz para o localizado br pls dog!!

[echo pier]

hi, i would like to apply for a job in the intelligence agency

[gilded timber]

?

[neon isle]

Oh

Interesting

Thanks

[echo pier]

what?

oh

yeah sorry

is this the wrong server?

[neon isle]

Maybe

[echo pier]

where can i apply to work for the scp

intelligence agency specifically

[worldly orchid]

are you in some scp rp

since this is SCP SL the game

[echo pier]

i might be high rn

not sure

[neon isle]

Bruh, it’s a joke

I think

[echo pier]

what

oh

yeah i guess

anyhow

kids dont smoke weed

or do

this shit is hard

[neon isle]

Currently open positions can be found here #475377522775687179 . But there isn't the one you're looking for

Ahah

[echo pier]

i know??

[echo pier]

i want to work for the scp

[neon isle]

Yes

[echo pier]

NO

[neon isle]

Please

[neon isle]

YES

[echo pier]

hi meemo

[glass bronze]

Heya

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/green-lady-dragged-larry-croft-gif-27359148

[neon isle]

Funny moment

[rancid dome]

I just realized it's already 4 AM and I'm still gaming with my friend lol

[glass bronze]

gg

[rancid dome]

Why does 7 hours go by so quick 😭

[neon isle]

Lol

[echo pier]

get a life

[neon isle]

10:58 pm

[glass bronze]

same time 🤔

[rancid dome]

Dude, it felt like no time has passed at all lmao

Literal time machine

[neon isle]

I’m in Italy

[late wing]

Nauuurrr the day broke 😭

[neon isle]

You?

[glass bronze]

Czechia

[neon isle]

[echo pier]

kurwa

wait no

that's polish

say something in chezch ill probably understand it

[glass bronze]

like, we have it same but we do it with normal v

[echo pier]

same

now do it

[neon isle]

the only word I know is priviet

I think

[echo pier]

say anything in Czech

[neon isle]

Maybe

[echo pier]

please

please man

im begging

[rancid dome]

Why is dude down bad for a czechia sentence

[glass bronze]

that is russian word 💀

[neon isle]

Ah lol

[glass bronze]

say something in english and i will translate it

[echo pier]

MEEMO

do it

[echo pier]

chair

[glass bronze]

židle

[echo pier]

what the hell

table now

[glass bronze]

xD

stůl

[echo pier]

yeah its stol on serbian

or just sto

uhhhh

shield

[glass bronze]

štít

[echo pier]

yeah same as in serbian

[neon isle]

Ciao

[echo pier]

how would you say

class d

[worldly orchid]

zasto imas tu sliku :(

[echo pier]

jebem te u usta ko si ti

[worldly orchid]

dont speak serbian too much here

[neon isle]

Does anyone know Italian?

[worldly orchid]

also im just lazar

[visual acorn]

Wtf

[echo pier]

i know

[glass bronze]

class d in czech is class d , like how tf i can translate it xD , but class is like "úroveň", like in czech it has more meanings

[echo pier]

second serbian here

i met here actually

[echo pier]

yeah that's what i meant

@worldly orchid send me a friend req

[worldly orchid]

im a bosnian serb but sure whatever

no

[echo pier]

why not

[worldly orchid]

none of your concern

[echo pier]

man we all the same

[echo pier]

why cant i be a friend with a fellow balkan

😔

[blazing peak]

It would translate into "Třída D"

[glass bronze]

oh yea. :D

[echo pier]

mf does not know his own language

[glass bronze]

xD

[echo pier]

also yall had an amazing song on the eurovision

[glass bronze]

i dont watch eurovision 💀

[echo pier]

wait no

i dont know

i mixed yall with someone else

[worldly orchid]

some people say it's trash

i dont know why

[echo pier]

our song is trash in my opinion

i dont like it

[blazing peak]

we have good songs but not perfect

[echo pier]

croatia goated rn

i killed the fucking chat

[glass bronze]

gg

[echo pier]

hi meeo

meem8

meemo

[glass bronze]

Heya

[echo pier]

long time no see

[glass bronze]

Fr

[echo pier]

i am still high

i shouldnt be telling this

because it might be illegal

sorry

i dont smoke guys

[fallow kite]

i believe this fully and will be real mad if ur lying 2 me

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-six-rainbow-six-siege-r6-deimos-apex-predators-gif-6360696592175815577

[civic verge]

vc é da comunidde!!

[fallow kite]

?

[tidal wasp]

1 by 1 every operator dies 🔥

[iron gazelle]

Sam fisher ain’t gonna die

[noble vault]

A

[gilded timber]

A

[fallow kite]

Alphabet

[limber mirage]

So is the game taking a while to startup for anybody else?

[fallow kite]

That's normal

How much it takes?

[limber mirage]

Well its been about 5 minutes, maybe 10.\

[fallow kite]

Is your pc good or bad

[limber mirage]

Takes like 1 minute to even open, then the rest is validation

[fallow kite]

We don't have optimization

[limber mirage]

Its decent, so I'd say not the best, but good.

[fallow kite]

For me it takes about 30-40 seconds for the game to show up the loading screen

[gilded timber]

I just timed it, about 30 seconds for me to reach the main menu / server select

Installed on a wd black sn850 ssd with a ryzen 7 5800x3d cpu and a radeon 6950xt gpu

[hearty heart]

that’s one cool car

[lethal scroll]

she is fucking dead

[ruby grail]

love 76

[odd sand]

Whats with the 3114 in sl being a male but the scp wiki states it as a female

[marble bluff]

hi

i am having problom with mic in game

like whe i press q

it showes the mic

[forest field]

All skeletons automatically have the voice of Skeletor regardless of gender, didn't you know?

[marble bluff]

but whe i talk it dont move

mic

[gilded timber]

Have you checked your input settings?

[carmine nexus]

If I reported a partnered server, how long does it usually take for something to happen? Whether its like, a un partnering or a message back saying "Nah" or something

[gilded timber]

Hey, depending on what email you sent it to, expect a response within 2 weeks

[marble bluff]

yes

it is all the same

mic

and i tested it

it works

but not in game

[carmine nexus]

I used the report server function

[gilded timber]

In that case please open a ticket in #technical-support and the tech support team can assist you.

[gilded timber]

Ingame?

[ruby grail]

hear me out, adding new guns would be awesome sauce. i know a balance patch is coming out soon but some new content would be nice.

[fringe gyro]

I'm having a pretty weird issue

All of the buttons ontop of the main menu arnt there

[ruby grail]

can you send screenie?

[gilded timber]

Hi there, for tech support can you please check both #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 to see if your issue is listed.
If it isn't please open a ticket in #technical-support

[carmine nexus]

The server report button

You know what I mean?

The triangle

[gilded timber]

In that case you should get a response back within 3-5 working days

[carmine nexus]

👍

[cyan mango]

@fallow kite

[carmine nexus]

Aint no way bro just pinged GOD

[fallow kite]

Erm

[cyan mango]

check brights

[plucky lintel]

removed fun from game

unity labs go bye bye now

cya

[obsidian sinew]

guh

[bold jasper]

Wordle 1,057 3/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@odd minnow

[hearty heart]

got too many hours in 76

dont regret a thing

game is underrated

[solemn flame]

agreed

[ruby grail]

very addictive game

[hearty heart]

i have such a baller base too

[solemn flame]

fallout games are very enjoyable when you dont have someone yelling in your ear about how bad the game is

[hearty heart]

aka new vegas fanboys

lmao

[solemn flame]

lmao yep

[hearty heart]

don't get me wrong i fucking love new vegas and think its the best in the series

but the other games are good too

[ruby grail]

i LOVE vegas but ngl its not that deep when someone dislikes it

[solemn flame]

yea but vegas fanboys will murder you if you dont like vegas

[hearty heart]

im still waiting for fallout london

[solemn flame]

imo 76 has the best vibe to it

[hearty heart]

can't wait for that to drop

[solemn flame]

i love the whole appalachia thing

[hearty heart]

its a really pretty game

[solemn flame]

exactly

[hearty heart]

and with friends

its so fun

its honestly better than 4 imo

and maybe even 3

maybe

[obsidian sinew]

my name is john marston1!!1!1!1!

[brisk garnet]

does everyone here agree wood is made out of wood?

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[obsidian sinew]

not me

[brisk garnet]

why not

why not

why

tlel me

[obsidian sinew]

chinese wood

[brisk garnet]

what?

[obsidian sinew]

the trees in china are made out of plastic

[brisk garnet]

so they're not trees are they

just plastic

made by humans

so yes

wood is made out of wood

ive beat u

ok

here

is a solid non debunkable fact

"Humans exist."

boom

u cannot say that is fake

[short totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409597030642745345/1239070324763656192/videoplayback_4.mp4?ex=664195aa&is=6640442a&hm=1c63c0bb5527624aeec7e6fd0e471cb7149511f00dfd435b28a13993891bbd57&

@foggy coyote

[foggy coyote]

israel

[obsidian sinew]

buh??

[forest field]

I definitely don't have any strong opinions on that

[obsidian sinew]

isnt israel a village in australia?

[forest field]

Something like that I think

[timid yacht]

Dont ask what any islamic country did to their jewish citizens after the creation of the state of israel

(They ethnically cleansed them and either killed or expelled all of them)

[timid yacht]

Yea thats the first step

[bleak girder]

hi

[iron gazelle]

hi

[bleak girder]

dont have sup role yet tho

[foggy coyote]

is real!

[lilac lion]

where is nwapi server

[hallow belfry]

!nwapi

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/tztUba7A2b

[hallow belfry]

go my scarab

[coral kraken]

@fallow kite i miss you 💔

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/go-my-scarab-gif-2161255343682007064

[odd minnow]

Niceeeee

Gotta do todays

[opal quest]

this alien likes to point at people

[lime fossil]

is his finger broken

[lilac lion]

it was big mistake

[orchid kraken]

Disrespectful towards You sticker you are, we shall take your steam account

[lethal scroll]

Bet you can't guess what this is

[sullen leaf]

You’re right

[lethal scroll]

Part of the world trade center

[sullen leaf]

Dang I should’ve guessed that

Saw recently something about the survivor glass and that reminded me of it

[visual acorn]

Damn, I was about to answer correctly

[tidal wasp]

Exiled bedder fr

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor Scoring them W's

please just get me out of silver 3 matches 😭

[worldly orchid]

why do you care about rank

I'm as low as that I just try to play I don't care about improving for now

or analyzing my demos

because they always crash

[rancid dome]

I wish I actually analyze my matches and try to improve lol

I only play comp lol I play deathmatch for about a game for when I get back from a long break to see if I still got the aim

[tough tapir]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

Different people have different priorities in games

[buoyant helm]

i just realized how good Sabaton would make for SL combat music

new soundboard addition wahoo

[visual acorn]

Nah

SL combat is way too passive

[buoyant helm]

SCP combat isn't though

especially if it's a fresh spawn wave versus all of the SCPs grouped

[visual acorn]

Idk

[worldly orchid]

its per map now

the ranks

apparently no one got supreme yet

[lethal scroll]

aw fuck me

i need to find the adult jersey devil

[orchid kraken]

Redline

[wind geode]

i like to imagine a resident evil, branching lab in a large real-time environment. i doubt it's really feasible but it would really play on the horror survival that i think defines scp

the game is good as it is. if it changed, i don't think people would accept that

[orchid kraken]

Amnesia, if u want to be traumatized

Alien isolation

[wind geode]

i should play alien

[orchid kraken]

This doesnt make CENTS

[buoyant helm]

WHO GAVE 939 THE "I own a musket for home defense" SOUNDBOARD

[orchid kraken]

Somebody that we used to know

[buoyant helm]

"Draw my pistol on the second man, BOOM misses him entirely because it's smoo-"

[somber raptor]

so this is my current internet speed... being connected one floor above my router

how fast of a speed do you think i could get if i connected it with Ethernet? (our bandwidth is 2.5Gbps and i have a 2.5Gbps wifi card)

[echo pier]

man what the fuck

my download is like 15 mbps

[somber raptor]

RAAHHH WHY IS THE ARCANE DASHBOARD BROKEN IN MY SERVER

[polar spade]

How the hell do u have such a fast internet connection

[somber raptor]

Money

[polar spade]

Jesus

In metres approximately how far is ur router to ur PC

For me, I have like 2 walls between my PC and routers, about 7m i reckon

My speed might be limited by my ancient PC

Its from 2008

(I don't know how the hell its still working)

And i still daily drive it

[somber raptor]

about 4 meters i'd say

but it's one floor above so it's 4 meters with a wall through it

[woven spoke]

Hello

[somber raptor]

my city spent a considerable amount of money to have Fiber Optic cables running through the entire city

💀

don't tell anyone or they'll all ask you when they have issues with tech

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[fringe gyro]

I got scp sl working on a m2 macbook

[errant hollow]

Daily spongbob

[tough tapir]

Spong

[lethal scroll]

I tried The Callisto Protocol, but it cannot hold up to the success of Dead Space

TCP a boring piece of shit repetitive slogfest, with generic cookie cutter enemies, predictable twists, and shitty fucking gameplay

All in all it's a horrible abomination of a game

And I was one of the people who pre-ordered the expensive version

[fickle ibex]

bwomp

pre-ordering games is not smart

[burnt mesa]

[echo pier]

indeed

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[brazen shuttle]

wheels can't speak

they're inanimate objects

[strange trellis]

they obviously can

[strange trellis]

racist

[brazen shuttle]

🫵

[cinder sapphire]

penny

[brazen shuttle]

timmy

[cinder sapphire]

🫵

how are you penny

[brazen shuttle]

confused

[woeful storm]

@vague nymph

[vague nymph]

@woeful storm

[woven spoke]

Hello all

[obsidian sinew]

@obsidian sinew shut the fuck up

[obsidian sinew]

hi

[woven spoke]

How are you

[obsidian sinew]

Yes

[woven spoke]

Gif is denied?

or locked?

[rancid dome]

Embed level 10

[errant hollow]

Today's mother's Day. You know what that means

(I'm going to fuck your mother)

[strange trellis]

not for me

[strange niche]

@rancid dome mods, remove his liver

[quasi isle]

happy mother's day

[fallow kite]

fake news

[errant hollow]

Wow your gonna remove wah's liver :/

[errant hollow]

Nope. real news

[fallow kite]

if it's from you it gotta be fake news 💔

[strange trellis]

it's from her, so it has to be real

[cinder sapphire]

now why is that

[gilded timber]

That was in response to some random guy sending a bunch of slurs lol

[fallow kite]

nuh uh

[karmic anchor]

I'm hungry

[cinder sapphire]

wow

you going to remove wah liver

[karmic anchor]

Is there a liver I can eat?

[fallow kite]

eat your

[cinder sapphire]

@strange trellis has a free liver for you

[karmic anchor]

OK give

[strange trellis]

it's all yours

[gilded timber]

Patreon doesn't generate funding like it used to, we are accepting volunteer donations

[obsidian sinew]

buh

[cinder sapphire]

no

[karmic anchor]

Fallout 4 or cryptmaster

[obsidian sinew]

lego indiana jones

[karmic anchor]

I no have

[mental cove]

nuh uh

[obsidian sinew]

red dead

[karmic anchor]

Not download

[obsidian sinew]

understandable

big game

[fallow kite]

what are you saying

you fat fucck

bitch

https://tenor.com/view/broly-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-12198767

[slate goblet]

Poseidon's kiss

[fallow kite]

nw forces people

[gilded timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1148764101967884381/1196144180427247747/image0.gif?ex=65b68f13&is=65a41a13&hm=c9c8baab02ea88625d64c9f0a6efac8ab119c0894cfd78488c9f2b71f382dbf1&

[slate goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/979033239559761920/1037786961949233242/attachment-2-1.gif

[karmic anchor]

Bojiden

[fallow kite]

it should've been me...not HIM

[obsidian sinew]

This post has been deleted.

[fallow kite]

THAT'S SO GOOD

[errant hollow]

I will

[cinder sapphire]

this is fact

rip you dude

[cinder sapphire]

938 likes

haha

41k views

[obsidian sinew]

131 reposts

[cinder sapphire]

I am almost positive chrome and other browsers (firefox, etc....) got more views than that

for twitter

haha

[rancid dome]

Wow, I didn't even get noti for that ping. Sorry mate.

[strange niche]

that's fine

seems to have all been sorted

[rancid dome]

[slate goblet]

You are american

Imagine not having Mother's day on 26th of May

[fallow kite]

@rancid dome ,

[cinder sapphire]

imagine not living in american

[fallow kite]

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

Odd that discord just won't even play the noti sound lol

[cinder sapphire]

L

[fallow kite]

did it play the noti sound

[rancid dome]

no

[fallow kite]

@rancid dome

@fallow kite

[rancid dome]

for some reason :/

[fallow kite]

FUCk

[rancid dome]

lol

[cinder sapphire]

@rancid dome what happened to the six months without anime

haha

[rancid dome]

I got challenged to break the challenge

[cinder sapphire]

who

[rancid dome]

not from here lol

[cinder sapphire]

challenge them to not do anime

[slate goblet]

Atleast I don't use the uh

miles

and M/D/Y

[cinder sapphire]

they prob a bigger weeb than you

[cinder sapphire]

imagine not being american

L

[slate goblet]

Racist

?ban

!wran @cinder sapphire Racism

[snow umbra]

@slate goblet has wranned thetimelessone26 Reason: Racism

[cinder sapphire]

!wran @slate goblet not american

fuck

[strange trellis]

imagine not having it in february

[slate goblet]

No warn perms

L

[cinder sapphire]

no

just time

[slate goblet]

You just ain't a secret mod mate

[cinder sapphire]

was off

!wran @Dziecie Boże not american

[snow umbra]

Member "@Dziecie" not found.

[cinder sapphire]

!wran @slate goblet not american

fuck

well

[slate goblet]

AJHHAHAHAHAHA

[cinder sapphire]

I screwed up again

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pope-john-paul-you-gif-10120651

[cinder sapphire]

I guess I just need to nuke everyone that isnt american

[slate goblet]

Not if I nuke america first

[cinder sapphire]

good luck with that

haha

[gilded timber]

!wran 814756129238286358 Not american

[snow umbra]

@gilded timber has wranned notanormalusername Reason: Not american

[gilded timber]

There you go

[cinder sapphire]

lucid

it because of the time

smh

[gilded timber]

I know lol

[cinder sapphire]

we will shoot down most nukes @slate goblet

[slate goblet]

You have mod powers

and @cinder sapphire doesn't

That's why he couldn't wran me

[cinder sapphire]

wait

you are astor

haha

that even worse than being a non american

[slate goblet]

I am no longer him 🔥

[cinder sapphire]

you will always be astor here

you cannot accept your fate

[slate goblet]

Let's just say I got my shit right

[cinder sapphire]

that is good

I am proud

haha

[slate goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-on-prime-fallout-prime-video-bethesda-maximus-gif-341377901427165611

[errant hollow]

Ping for boobs

[slate goblet]

@errant hollow

[obsidian sinew]

whar

[orchid kraken]

Roblox did not die for this😭🔥🗣‼️

[strange trellis]

Ping for cock

[uncut citrus]

I will think

[fallow kite]

💀

[obsidian sinew]

@strange trellis i would love to have some chicken

[uncut citrus]

OK

[still moth]

that one guy on tiktok

[solemn iris]

We live in a world where you can watch Garand Thumb whilst Playing SCPSL

[orchid kraken]

Put skibidi toilet there

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[limpid mesa]

i haven t spoof

nah

where i can unistail

I HAVENT SPOFFER

[gilded timber]

Hi there, you can read how to appeal spoofer detections at this link:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[limpid mesa]

damn

i have ban?

[gilded timber]

No, but you will be unable to play the game while it detects a spoofer

[limpid mesa]

What?

i haven t spoof

damn

i need new windows,

?

[gilded timber]

Like any system, false detections do happen. If you are not using a spoofer please use the link I provided so you can appeal

[limpid mesa]

i need appel?

damn

i haven t time

if I install a new Windows, everything is OK

damn nah?

Damn

i need new HWID?

i haven t many time,,,

Damn...

but i wait 1d-7d

i wait

Well i delete spoff i can play?

[gilded timber]

If you are using a spoofer, uninstall it before running the game.
Otherwise, appeal at the provided link

[limpid mesa]

If I remove the spoofer, I can play without an appeal.

[gilded timber]

Yes

[limpid mesa]

okkkkkkkkk

[obsidian sinew]

buh

[fallow kite]

hi chat

[gilded timber]

Hey

[fallow kite]

hru?

[gilded timber]

Good, how are you?

[fallow kite]

im ok

[gilded timber]

Embed perms at level 10

[fallow kite]

damn ok

[peak nacelle]

im killing this game

[fallow kite]

hey do u know what graphics card u need to run scp sl? i usually use my dads pc but im at home rn and my own pc sucks

[gilded timber]

The games minimum requirements state you need at least a GTX 1050ti or higher

[fallow kite]

u think i could upgrade my pc or would i have to get a new one?

this is me irl

[gilded timber]

Depends on your existing computer

[fallow kite]

optiplex 7040
my mom bought it for me, she doesnt know much abt computers (i dont either)

[gilded timber]

Most prebuilt computers, especially from companies like dell are not usually very upgrade friendly.
Based off your current computer, I would recommend buying a new one if you wish to upgrade your specs.

[fallow kite]

damn
thanks though

[gilded timber]

Happy to help

[strange niche]

Dell computers watching you open any modern game

[fallow kite]

LITERALLY.

dell computers suck ass dude itd be nice if my dad could build me one like his for my birthday

[gilded timber]

If I could pin this I would

[fallow kite]

we need someone to pin this

[cold jasper]

When is computer getting a nerf?

[fallow kite]

never

[glass bronze]

Heya chat 👋

[fallow kite]

wth was that

😭

[gilded timber]

@cyan kettle keep it sfw please

[cyan kettle]

@gilded timberokay

[orchid kraken]

what just happened

[cyan kettle]

♫I'm [Edited] myself at night because I can't forget♫
yk

[orchid kraken]

ah

[sullen leaf]

??

What a weird thing to say

[orchid kraken]

things you do when u spawn as scp usually

[sullen leaf]

That checks out lol

[orchid kraken]

@fallow kite fuck you bro

[limpid mesa]

Ds

[fallow kite]

god damn lol

also that was funny

[orchid kraken]

you made him kill me

[fallow kite]

well he ordered the other two to fuck each other or die

i think you dont want to be with them

i did the good thing

[gilded timber]

Tf is going on lol

[orchid kraken]

nah its not srs thing

its just scp in game thing

[orchid kraken]

we good

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[gusty moon]

yo, do anyone has scp breachs dc?

can you dm me?

[cyan kettle]

Guys you can guess where I'm from by the way I talk and act.

[gusty moon]

probably from brit islands (ireland wales scotland and england)

[cyan kettle]

I don't think they're as thin-skinned as I am lmao

[gusty moon]

xd

[forest field]

Guys, can you guess where I'm from by the way that I walk, by the way that I talk, by the way that my face disintegrates into chalk?

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/tally-hall-mcdondal-dancing-caption-gif-23541636

[cosmic flare]

@gilded timber Weekly Checkup: How are you doing today?

[gilded timber]

How are you doing sizlok

[cosmic flare]

Alright, you?

[limpid mesa]

I HAVE GLOBAL BAN

NAH!?

[gilded timber]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[limpid mesa]

I DEELET FUCKING SPOOF

[reef acorn]

If its

Earth - moon - sun
Its a solar eclipse

Moon - earth - sun
Its a lunar eclipse

Earth - sun - moon
Its an ||apocalypse||

[gilded timber]

Losing my mind slowly, but otherwise doing ok

[cosmic flare]

Good to hear, Ill ping you again in a week.

[gilded timber]

I wonder if remindme commands work here

!remindme 1w weekly checkup

Nope

[reef acorn]

The internet is not a safe place...

[fallow kite]

the internet is a bad place..

[somber raptor]

Fuck