general-chat

[tough tapir]

Oul

Hoot hoot

Why is hoot hoot on pipes

[somber raptor]

wait u became mod?

gg

[glass bronze]

yes

[karmic anchor]

Property tax

[somber raptor]

how did u become community helper tho

[gilded timber]

Like me, applied before the changes

[somber raptor]

?

[silent idol]

https://tenor.com/view/wh-gif-4365587

[glass bronze]

there was a position called Discord moderator + helper for 16+, but they deleted it for idk reason

[somber raptor]

oh

[glass bronze]

and its not fully mod but only helper in moderation

[somber raptor]

trust me, animation makes this look normal

[gilded timber]

Except it is full mod but they just don't associate with you as part of nw

Probably for legal reasons or something

Idk

[glass bronze]

oh

[somber raptor]

idk i don't plan on becoming mod anytime soon so idc about staff ranks or mod+helper

[somber raptor]

bro got the free global tag cuz he applied for discord mod

[tough tapir]

Used to be the same back in 2018

Then we got into staff discord

[gilded timber]

There is a helper discord now

+staff channels here

[fallow kite]

2018 was 6 years ago….

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-snake-metal-gear-solid-snake-time-goes-by-fast-metal-gear-solid-gif-26264117

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/2004-3years-ago-metal-gear-gif-25485387

[mystic summit]

they got tired of dmods leaking internal chats so they segregated them

[brazen shuttle]

2024 was 20 years ago

[tough tapir]

See, my nickname makes more sense the longer I'm in one place

It works

[silent idol]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[brazen shuttle]

you really are @tough tapir

why is your name that

[somber raptor]

what

[gilded timber]

I would never leak internal information

[tough tapir]

Blame nathan

He turned me czech

[glass bronze]

gg

[fallow kite]

Also @brazen shuttle why the fuck is this your name

[brazen shuttle]

what's wrong with it

[rough wing]

I don't see anything wrong with it

[brazen shuttle]

i hate the skib096 gyattstate

it must get gronked

[fallow kite]

Who's the goat 🗣️🗣️

[fallow kite]

I saw skibidi SCP in the woods

They have no rizz

🗣️🗣️

[fallow kite]

dude who are you

[tough tapir]

< =w= >

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[fallow kite]

He is a human

🗣️🗣️

how are you mod, wHY ArE YOU LIStENING tO BUMBLE NIGtHCOrE

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-gif-6084952879630616187

[gilded timber]

Hes a mod now lol

[brazen shuttle]

this will happen to the evil 096 deepstate

some day

[glass bronze]

[fallow kite]

sweet little bumblee bee i know what you want from me

dodododadada

dododoadada

[glass bronze]

xD

[fallow kite]

dude im serious who is this guy

https://tenor.com/view/omedetou-congratulations-evangelion-shinji-chair-gif-17781895581304383421

congrats i guess..

[glass bronze]

random member 🔥

[rough wing]

The song is already fast enoifg

Why do you need it to be faster

[gilded timber]

He has been around for like the last month, mostly saying "gg" to any and everything

[fallow kite]

What you think of Tottenham

[rough wing]

It's gonna sound like fucking Morse code

[glass bronze]

:D

[stable wadi]

shit !!

[fallow kite]

What you think of shit

[stable wadi]

tottenham !!

[fallow kite]

they ran out of options

😭

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/vineboom-ilybeeduo-gif-23126674

[fallow kite]

Thank you!!

[stable wadi]

that's alright !!

[glass bronze]

i will be normal now :D

[fallow kite]

We hate Tottenham we hate Tottenham

[stable wadi]

🔁

[gilded timber]

Idk how many people applied tbh but he seems as qualified as any

[fallow kite]

qualified sure but wasnt the mod app level 20 or higher

only suprised they would hire level 10s

[gilded timber]

It was lol

[fallow kite]

then...

????

[gilded timber]

Maybe they are desperate idk

[glass bronze]

idk too. how :D

[gilded timber]

I didn't hire him

[fallow kite]

dont take offense im just curious!

[glass bronze]

yea its okey, i was suprised too

[gilded timber]

It might be the kinda thing where they say level 20 to deter a bunch of random level 0 people from applying

That would kinda be my best guess

[fallow kite]

wait we have to ask

[fallow kite]

you a furry?

[glass bronze]

no?

[fallow kite]

ok

[fallow kite]

You a skibidi toilet ?

[fallow kite]

of course G

we gman up in this kai cenat

Bye need to pay taxes

not sigma bro.

[orchid kraken]

Ehrmmm..
Actually government automatically takes taxes

[soft lagoon]

Wait new mod?

[gilded timber]

Yes

As of about 4 hours ago

[soft lagoon]

level 10

Wha?

??

[fallow kite]

thats what im saying!

[soft lagoon]

I got denied for people like this lmao

[stable wadi]

i heard that money overrules rules themselves 😉

but that's just a conspiracy

[soft lagoon]

HAHAHAHA

[fallow kite]

he gave hubert a dollarbob and he got hired..

[glass bronze]

fr

[gilded timber]

We don't know either lol

But he is here so i'm not complaining

[soft lagoon]

Yeah tbf idk why I care

Not like I'm gonna be here for another month

Lmfao

[fallow kite]

well we should be nice and learn this guy and what he likes!

[stable wadi]

who knows, maybe if i apply i'll get the job next time

[fallow kite]

@glass bronze what do you like

[glass bronze]

like hobbies or ?

[pulsar cobalt]

child soldier

[gilded timber]

Retreating back to the depth?

[fallow kite]

hobbies, just in general

movies etc

[soft lagoon]

No just leaving this community

[fallow kite]

the children yearn for the mines

[gilded timber]

Fair enough, I would do the same after losing that bet with ember

[glass bronze]

i like to ride bicycle, watch movies. sometimes to swim

[fallow kite]

are you dutch

[glass bronze]

No, im from Czechia

[orchid kraken]

Im 18, i will go NW im tired of itl jobs

[fallow kite]

👍 ok..

[orchid kraken]

I will sit and do nothing

[soft lagoon]

Not that

[fallow kite]

can you ban people i dont like

[soft lagoon]

Why do you think I got all the people I like in Depth lmao

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[sullen leaf]

Mr Dad for world leader

[soft lagoon]

Been planning this for a while now

Just waiting to round the last thing off

[gilded timber]

Evacuating the sl server lol

[fallow kite]

But they don't take fanum tax

[stable wadi]

this is indirectly telling me that there are people you don't like in this server

and now i'm intrigued

[soft lagoon]

Bahahahaha

[soft lagoon]

More than I can name

[fallow kite]

silly goose

i am already in control..

this meemo guy is my alt

[soft lagoon]

Community has grown more toxic than before and in combination with the dramas and those people still stalking me

Eh

[orchid kraken]

I never lost control

[soft lagoon]

I wanna cut loose tbh

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[soft lagoon]

Tired of being on the leash

[sullen leaf]

You’re 2 steps ahead of everybody

[fallow kite]

they rejected my mod app, now i got in with another account..

im devious

[silent idol]

Hi I'm Mr Dad's alt

[sullen leaf]

Xmm we should helldivers together some time soon

[fallow kite]

this is not my alt i wouldnt have a league pfp

[soft lagoon]

Don't have Helldivers

Can't run it :(

[sullen leaf]

Noooooooo :(((((

[gilded timber]

Being stalked??????

[sullen leaf]

Well I graduate in a month so I’ll be a lot more free to play games than I have been in the past

[fallow kite]

btd6

[silent idol]

You love degen shit

[sullen leaf]

I’ve missed out on so many terraria playthroughs because of school

[fallow kite]

not league tho

[soft lagoon]

I've had a history here lel

[fallow kite]

im not that degen

[soft lagoon]

I ended the drama with the guy himself but

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-marcus-bird-shoe-bill-stork-scary-twitter-bird-bird-marcus-gif-19323978

[soft lagoon]

There's still people who want my head

Besides me leaving isn't news

Done it twice before and came back anyways

[fallow kite]

👅

[soft lagoon]

Hopefully third times the charm

[fallow kite]

u freaky asf

[pulsar cobalt]

freaky dad

[gilded timber]

Well good luck

[somber raptor]

dude this slide is PACKED with animations

[soft lagoon]

Not for you.

[fallow kite]

😟

😭

[glass bronze]

ima put my older pfp

[hot mirage]

u freaky af rn......

[fallow kite]

shut up tomato

[hot mirage]

:(

[soft lagoon]

You're literally a child + 14 + lie abt your age

Stfu

[hot mirage]

:(

[hot mirage]

why u so meannn

[glass bronze]

chill

[soft lagoon]

I'm sorry??

[hot mirage]

nah its chill

[soft lagoon]

Child makes a sexual joke

[silent idol]

Liar liar pants on fire

[soft lagoon]

Lord forbid you call him out for that

[hot mirage]

i didnt know it was related to a sexual joke im too lazy to scroll up bro😭

[fallow kite]

shut up tomato

[hot mirage]

u shut up......

[fallow kite]

hole fuc..k

[soft lagoon]

He's diving into smth else

That's for sure

[silent idol]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-trying-to-stop-gif-15616131

[eager wadi]

[soft lagoon]

@silent idol

[orchid kraken]

what actually happened to him?

[odd minnow]

💀

[soft lagoon]

He got taken away by 2 men

[somber raptor]

btw i am curious

since you're mod you have access to like patreon channels too

but the question is can you type in all of them? like for example can you type in #game-suggestions or #contributor-suggestions

[soft lagoon]

We can only assume the rest

[silent idol]

He got turned into fresh tarmac

[gilded timber]

Yes we can

[rancid dome]

Clearly he's a contributor

[somber raptor]

you're a patron

i wanna see if a mod that isn't a contributor can type in #game-suggestions or #contributor-suggestions

[stable wadi]

it would only make sense if they could

[soft lagoon]

HIFUUU

[glass bronze]

i can, why?

[soft lagoon]

HIIII

[velvet mason]

He got a nice slap on the wrist and lived a life in peace

[somber raptor]

cuz you have free access to the patreon suggestion channels 💀

[soft lagoon]

He's a mod

[velvet mason]

Oh I was scrolled up

[glass bronze]

i had patreon once, but didnt even suggested something :D

[soft lagoon]

Do you seriously expect him not to

[rancid dome]

I can

[somber raptor]

yeah

[soft lagoon]

Why

[somber raptor]

cuz #game-suggestions-chat

[soft lagoon]

So?

They're staff

If no mod was a contrib then that channel would be entirely unmoderated lel

[stable wadi]

maybe that's what they want

[soft lagoon]

[north ledge]

@somber raptor believe it or not, patreon suggestions needs moderation as much as everywhere else

[stable wadi]

to pay for a lawless chat

[silent idol]

The reward for doing free mod work is access to patreon content

[somber raptor]

no

• make them not be able to type in the suggestion channel but make them able to see it
• if someone does something on that channel there's the suggestion discussion channel to reprimand them

[velvet mason]

Imagine seeing someone say a slur in patreon but u can't type the mute command

[soft lagoon]

Prolly even more than here cause this place is dead half the time

[soft lagoon]

I'm ngl I do not think a single mod cares for suggestions

[tough tapir]

Sounds like a story from experience

[soft lagoon]

I think they mainly apply to help

[stable wadi]

assuming that like any other bot, this one requires a chat message to warn or ban someone, how do you reckon they do it?

[solemn flame]

they dont post it in a chat anymore

its all on the sl patreon portal

[somber raptor]

and you think the suggestion channel is alive?

[tough tapir]

Gimme access for a minute

I'll give good suggestion

[solemn flame]

some of them care to warn you for poor effort suggestions lmao

[tough tapir]

Promise

[north ledge]

i dont understand how you can be so worked up over a whether mods can type in a channel

im ngl

[tough tapir]

Add scp 999

[somber raptor]

give it to me, i'll post it (and take the credit )

[mystic summit]

cynical cynicya

[tough tapir]

See, best suggestion

Sl will become a goldmine

[north ledge]

hello scrotes

[somber raptor]

#game-suggestions-chat

[rancid dome]

yo yo

[silent idol]

Back in my day

[tough tapir]

I want a 60% cut once NW starts racking dollars

[silent idol]

You got given free alpha/beta access

[somber raptor]

bro i'm listening to Portal 2 OST and it feels like they're playing the music on a Tesla Coil 💀

[stable wadi]

whatever you sent me would sure be helpful if it didn't show up as "no access" for me

[silent idol]

As a reward for being staff

[solemn flame]

damn

i mean

[rancid dome]

Still reading the books? How's it going now?
@soft lagoon

[gilded timber]

I mean that just seems like a bit of a pointless restriction tbh, It is very rare I see a mod suggest anything anyway

[solemn flame]

dont all northwood staff get to join still?

or is that just for staff tests

[tough tapir]

Yeah you could play with the testers

[silent idol]

Then we'd have staff SL gaming

[solemn flame]

i know they still do staff betas

[tough tapir]

Welk's weekly whimsies

[eager wadi]

technically still happens

[velvet mason]

You should say that in discord suggestions micio

[tough tapir]

Do dmods still get entry into staff discord

[somber raptor]

imagine you're part of northwood and you don't get the beta but the random guy who paid 25$ just for the beta access and is 100% gonna refund it after the beta is over does

[silent idol]

Welkkkk

[tough tapir]

Or was that abolished

[fallow kite]

i got 13.1 in a twitch stream

i got the code

too ez

[eager wadi]

helpers are no more

[somber raptor]

that would be very funny

[gilded timber]

If they are over 18 yes, if not they are given community helper and get access to the helper discord

[tough tapir]

So dmods are stuck here

Ah

[sonic musk]

false

[somber raptor]

why does portal 2 ost feel like it's being played on a Tesla Coil 💀

[tough tapir]

Staff discord was fun

[somber raptor]

why? do they have erp on staff discord or something? 💀

[velvet mason]

Yes

There's a channel for it

[solemn flame]

dont helpers have to be 18 now

[tough tapir]

Secred derg channel 2.0

[gilded timber]

Idk, I'm not in there lol

[solemn flame]

because its a company

[gilded timber]

Yeah, but for people that applied before that change (like me) that is how it works

[solemn flame]

pretty sure something something polish law child labor

idk

[north ledge]

hardly the maddest, need i bring up the 106 sounds via drowning

[solemn flame]

lmao that is peak

bro was choking on water for the 106 sounds

[somber raptor]

i mean in many countries the age you need to have a job is 16 not 18 but ok

[solemn flame]

dedication

[somber raptor]

the what now 💀

[gilded timber]

I am sure there is some legal or internal guideline that says don't hire people under 18 for nw positions

[north ledge]

honestly part of the reason i wanna get into sound design its just so mad

[north ledge]

yeah

[eager wadi]

is that why you applied cause you thought we have an erp channel

[velvet mason]

No I thought discord mods only got the helper discord now 🙏🏻

[tough tapir]

There's usually extra legal stuff that the company needs to do if you hire someone under 18

[north ledge]

ah i've forgotten where it is

[tough tapir]

Set amount of breaktime, X allowed hours per week/month etc.

[north ledge]

but theres a vid of how the 106 noise was done by one of the sound guys somewhere

[velvet mason]

And there is an erp channel it's called no mic

[somber raptor]

yeah that's why most companies don't hire under 18s, cuz it's a hassle

[tough tapir]

Mhm

[fallow kite]

we have an erp channel?

[tough tapir]

We do

[fallow kite]

lets start the interview nathan

[eager wadi]

no

[somber raptor]

anyways i gotta finish my power point

[tough tapir]

It's called #scp-discussion

[fallow kite]

im perfect for this job

im master of SLcord

[somber raptor]

you know... the one with 3 slides where the 3rd slide has like 80 animations

[fallow kite]

i mod

n shit

[tough tapir]

He mod

And shit

[fallow kite]

skibidi dom dom yes yesy

[tough tapir]

NW hire him rn

[brazen shuttle]

it can be extremely fucking unhinged sometimes

[north ledge]

100%

thats why i want to fuck with it

[eager wadi]

i should do more beta giveaways

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[brazen shuttle]

giving yourself away?

[silent idol]

Tbf if Scot is still Audio manager

It's already a madhouse of a dep

[eager wadi]

no you closet homo

[brazen shuttle]

yeah

[silent idol]

Leak!!

[velvet mason]

I've watched scot stare at an audio wave for 6 hours in the middle of the night

That felt unhinged

[tough tapir]

Scot making something called PoopGun.wav

Yep, scot never changes

[brazen shuttle]

welp at least i know who named the 173 puddle sound effects

[soft lagoon]

I've been in an alcoholic fit and my emotions have been flaring way too much

Haven't rlly read a lot but

On the third book still rn

Oh and also violently pissed off

That's also there

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

Looks like a close one lol

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[glass bronze]

Hi

[eager wadi]

[hazy citrus]

Hope chat is doing well

[teal narwhal]

terabit is terabyting the curb chat

[hazy citrus]

Can I get that in 21st century English please

[glass bronze]

i guess yea

[hazy citrus]

This wheel seems to have a slight bias

[soft lagoon]

Hi friend

Best Shoddy

[strange trellis]

your eyes seem to be deceiving you

the wheel is perfect

[hazy citrus]

Xm!

[soft lagoon]

:D

[hazy citrus]

No no it is bias not enough dees

[strange trellis]

fair point

[hazy citrus]

Anyway I went to a museum recently and I wanted to share a sculpture

He’s very happy

[glass bronze]

looks cool :D

[odd minnow]

Hi @north ledge

[hazy citrus]

Andie!!

[north ledge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834219018621419541/1070204012621725696/caption.gif

[odd minnow]

Hi shoddy

[north ledge]

hello andi

[odd minnow]

How are you both

[hazy citrus]

Good day :)

[odd minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/583253910425305125/614627456586088449/tumblr_pw1rron9JT1rc3hjeo1_400.gif

[north ledge]

im pissing about with some old pc parts

seeing if they work

...well about to

[soft lagoon]

Electronics don't respond well to piss, retard

[odd minnow]

I should see if mine still work at this point

[soft lagoon]

Piss cooled PC

That's an idea

[north ledge]

there are words i wish to call you that i cannot here

[soft lagoon]

DMs

Lel

[hazy citrus]

Coward I’ll do it

[tough tapir]

evil shodster

[hazy citrus]

FRIEND, YOU ARE AWSOME, HAVE A NICE DAY, I HOPE YOU SMILE

[soft lagoon]

You too :D

[hazy citrus]

No no evil shoddy gone I gave him a all expense paid trip to Atlantis (I put brick on his legs)

[tough tapir]

That sounds like something non-evil shodster would do

I believe you

[hazy citrus]

I also don’t pay my taxes

That should be enough proof

[fallow kite]

I’m unable to do my taxes I have a disability (please do not arrest me)

My hands were blown off from a gas leak explosion I can’t fill them in

[hazy citrus]

I’m blind

[soft lagoon]

I just evade them

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-yakuza5-missile-gif-20253602

[north ledge]

moy

ai

[tough tapir]

ai moy

[soft lagoon]

She mo on my y til I ai

[somber raptor]

No-No German Puppy

[errant hollow]

Cardinal:

[fallow kite]

this would literally be me if I was a cardinal

[orchid kraken]

does this look accurate to ya?

[fallow forge]

It's darker than that

[hazy citrus]

What a big cardinal

Most I see are little tiny red birbs

[somber raptor]

GUYS WHAT'S THE BEST SOUNDTRACK FROM THE PORTAL SERIES IN YOUR OPINION

for me it's definitely Still Alive, even though Cara Mia Addio comes in close second

[subtle sundial]

the one where it gors

[orchid kraken]

Cara mia addio or when u grt betrayed

[subtle sundial]

hold on

[somber raptor]

i'm waitin

[subtle sundial]

the silly one

the silly song

[subtle sundial]

hall of science 4

[somber raptor]

the one with the fat turret?

[fallow forge]

Portal to the moon and your precious moon

[somber raptor]

oh that one... iirc it's like the map editor menu or something

[subtle sundial]

i think yeah

[astral ibex]

literally me

[strange trellis]

that is me though

[astral ibex]

urmmm nuh uh

[hazy citrus]

Long lost twins?

Now fight to the death to be the true twin

[fallow kite]

tax evade

[strange trellis]

weak

[errant hollow]

Very zoomed in

[velvet mason]

The institute started in Boston @tough tapir

[errant hollow]

Can confirm its litteraly wah. You die now

[velvet mason]

Also that title looks funny

[tough tapir]

Quick

Nuke it

[warm ether]

What is any of ya'lls favourite scp song?

[somber raptor]

the AI humanoid robot did what now 💀

[velvet mason]

Femur breaker scream

[tough tapir]

PoopGun.wav

[opal quest]

this alien likes to point at people

[somber raptor]

I'm undecided between Daybreak from SCP: Roleplay, The SCP foundation main theme by Ajuora and The final flash of Existence from SL

[opal quest]

hes pointing at someone

[spice coyote]

ntf song all the way

also scp 173 song

[glass bronze]

best banner fr

[orchid kraken]

Bro blew everyone

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[strange trellis]

GLORY TO YOU

[orchid kraken]

You but 1080p

[cinder sapphire]

Oh shit. Back to robot

Good pfp

Outdated

[worldly mirage]

play pt mobile its better

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=rip.lll.pt

[opal quest]

im not clicking taht fucking link buddy

[worldly mirage]

better than sl

[soft lagoon]

@eager wadi The lobotomites made it a permission now

You didn't hear this from me

[tough tapir]

Blame @silent idol

[silent idol]

:(

[tough tapir]

Return to the roots

Now I can protec and surf

[gilded timber]

He knows

Went full 1984 on the polls

[soft lagoon]

Did he?

Oh mobile just

Ok so mobile lets me create one but won't send

That's stupid lmfao

[gilded timber]

Discord moment

[orchid kraken]

Yo someone needs to do artists tier ranking😭💀

[velvet mason]

@silent idol I feel cheated

[silent idol]

Huh

Why?

[velvet mason]

Wadafuk

Why did u do that

[silent idol]

What

[velvet mason]

U became gwen again

[silent idol]

Ya

It's my SL pfp

Not sure whether discord bugged and went to frieren

[hazy citrus]

Best havoc

Hello vulfie

[velvet mason]

Best shoddy :)

[velvet mason]

Oh

[hazy citrus]

:)

[velvet mason]

I was kinda joking I thought it was only for a day anyway

I'm not complaining tho!

[silent idol]

I like it so it can stay

[sly abyss]

Hello guys

[gilded timber]

Hi

[cinder sapphire]

You did good

I approve of this

Keep it this way @tough tapir

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[orchid kraken]

What does that make you

[tough tapir]

Frierfie

[vague cove]

Hi chat

[fallow kite]

Northwood employee

[glass bronze]

[fallow kite]

About to start my college finals wish me luck

[vague cove]

Godspeed

[somber raptor]

they already set them up

we can't create polls anymore

anyways i'm listening to Still Alive Radio in Loop while i do my maths homework

[eager wadi]

you are maybe 4 days late

[soft lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-silly-cat-silly-cats-mewing-gif-14812443053695024113

[somber raptor]

Anubisus 💀

[prime parrot]

which team are u

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 16 minutes, 55 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[mystic summit]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[mystic summit]

!rep @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

You have just given @drowsy cairn a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

!rep @mystic summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mystic summit a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Normal people when bored: idk watch a movie and stuff
Me when bored: lights chewing gum wrapper on fire with double A batteries

[bold talon]

America Ya :D

[gilded timber]

Hey ember

[bold talon]

Lucid

Grr

CHAIN

America Ya :D

[gilded timber]

America Ya :D

[tough tapir]

HALLO :D

[gilded timber]

HALLO :D

[fallow kite]

sup

[somber raptor]

europe better :D

[bold talon]

I hope you all's cushions are warm on a hot humid summer night

[glass bronze]

Hi

[winter hatch]

ok fember

[bold talon]

FJJFFKMDKGJFMR

OUT OF CONTEXT

[rough wing]

fren

[glass bronze]

cutie

[somber raptor]

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
when i look out there it makes me GLaD i'm not you
i've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are Still Alive

[cinder sapphire]

I wished I could pour methanol on you right now

[somber raptor]

why

[warm ether]

Does anyone know who Stahlbolzenschneidemaschinen8 is?

[cinder sapphire]

You know why. Also be aware that Methanol penetration is predicted at 2.0 mg/cm2/h. Lethal dose really low.

10mL

Ish

[cinder sapphire]

Sounds like a Coordination complex

Coordination complex usually have names like that

In Inorganic chemistry

But I don’t know

[snow umbra]

You have just given @soft lagoon a reputation point!

[warm ether]

I hear this in the C.A.S.S.I.E voice...#

[zinc steeple]

Hello Ember

[tight ermine]

Hello Ember

[glass bronze]

Gn chat

[fickle ibex]

too early

[solar glacier]

Sounds German

[echo pier]

yo what do i get if i boost

[molten cedar]

Congratulations “average hockey dude” you have been given a reputation point

[solar glacier]

A pink name color

Booster role

[echo pier]

anything else?

[solar glacier]

Nah

Oh wait

I’d ask a booster but I’m sure there’s like a sneak peak thing for them

[gilded timber]

You get access to utility roles, where you can change your name colour

[solar glacier]

Or maybe that’s just for patrons idk

[echo pier]

boosted 2 times

!!!

[solar glacier]

I’ll give you a footjob if you boost

Free of charge

[echo pier]

i did

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[echo pier]

gib now

[hazy citrus]

Hope everyone’s afternoon is going well

[glass bronze]

Not everyone have afternoon.

But Okey.

[hazy citrus]

Sorry how is everyone’s afternoon for the right times zones

[glass bronze]

You dont need to be sorry, Just saying that not everyone is in you time zone :D

[fallow kite]

???

anyways what do i boost

🤠

[hazy citrus]

Hello Mr dad

[fallow kite]

sup shoddy

[sonic musk]

[echo pier]

im good

really busy with school stuff tho

[soft lagoon]

Ping

[fickle ibex]

ponk

[soft lagoon]

@fallow kite @odd minnow When you go so fast that you get the next Mastery before the cooldown ends

[odd minnow]

Nice

[hazy citrus]

Rev prime looks so good

[soft lagoon]

Truuu

[hazy citrus]

What cape are you using I see it hanging out

[soft lagoon]

Default Drifter

[soft lagoon]

I maxxed out like

7 frames today

7 or 8

Duviri is broken if it rolls in your favor

Literally max frame in about 20mins

[hazy citrus]

I have 5 waiting in my foundry for mr and then the chair

[soft lagoon]

I'm gonna farm more stuff tomorrow maybe

Most notably Orokin Cells

Burned through abouuuut

40

This week?

[hazy citrus]

I went from 50 to 0 cells and endo I NEED MORE

[soft lagoon]

Yeah I'm low on everything too

Credits, Plat, endo

All for Wisp and Khora Prime

[hazy citrus]

Khora and wisp are great highly recommend

[soft lagoon]

I know

[rough wing]

opens chat

"a foot job by hubert himself"

I NEARLY PISSEED MYSELF LAUGHING

[stable wadi]

message deleted, that means it’s true

[silent idol]

Good evening all

Hope your nights are cool and beds are toasty

[stable wadi]

my bed has been a furnace, yet the room temperature feels like a cooler

so now i’m gonna blame you for my lack of comfort during sleep

[silent idol]

Stick 1(one) arm outside of bed

Then it will cool

And the cooler blood will circulate

And cool your body

[echo pier]

🖕

[fickle ibex]

17,5°C in my room

[stable wadi]

i got both of them out trying to type these messages

[stable wadi]

username matches message perfectly

[echo pier]

18 in mine

[silent idol]

Have you tried

1 foot out

[fickle ibex]

true-ish

[stable wadi]

yeah and my foot went numb from how cold it is

[echo pier]

val literally just open a window

or sm shit

[stable wadi]

no, because then i ruin my entire tired mood that allows me to sleep in the first place

so now i’m just gonna lay here and whine for the next two hours

[fickle ibex]

one toe at a time, switch every 2 minutes

[echo pier]

leave the phone lol

[fickle ibex]

[silent idol]

How about

One leg out of bed

But

Wrap in duvet/sheets

So separate from body but still cover

[stable wadi]

just let me drown in self sorrow

[silent idol]

Okay

In that case

Hope you have cold bed and warm room

[stable wadi]

don’t jinx it

[silent idol]

Jinx?!

[fickle ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[stable wadi]

i feel like i’m missing some inside joke here

[still moth]

level 10 dmods good one northwood

[stable wadi]

what’s done is done

[gilded timber]

Level 10 or 2k messages, he meets the latter

[soft lagoon]

From League !?

[stable wadi]

could’ve guessed

[fickle ibex]

one quarter of that is in #pet-pictures (ex baguettes-car)

[soft lagoon]

Literally not what the app says

[gilded timber]

Tbh I think that rule was before that channel

[soft lagoon]

When DMods can't even read the thing they applied for and when HR can't even edit their own things⁉️

[stable wadi]

let’s put his head on a stick !!

[still moth]

I mean I know HR has a track record for allowing the bare minimum but even this seems like a stretch for them lol

[gilded timber]

Yeah I know, but that's what I was told

[gilded timber]

I didn't hire him lol

[soft lagoon]

Then tell them to edit the app lmfao

[still moth]

didnt say you did xd

[soft lagoon]

I'm ngl this looks ridiculous

[echo pier]

hello again

[still moth]

wsg pasta66

[echo pier]

real

[soft lagoon]

DMod apps going so badly they begin lowering the requirements 🔥

[echo pier]

i see you like avatar, a man of culture...

[sterile plover]

from now on you must state your political opinion in order to get accepted for dmod

[soft lagoon]

SIR YES SIR

RIGHTEOUS JIHAD

[gilded timber]

Well if you have concerns I would encourage you to email [e-mail]

[ripe blade]

Are you a big fan of the government?

[still moth]

i just started rewatching it the other day bc i never really saw more than 3 episodes growing up

[echo pier]

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERMENT

[gilded timber]

I would imagine few people have the sanity to apply

[echo pier]

thirty three

[sterile plover]

the answer is still building check back later

[ripe blade]

THIRTY ON THIRTY

[fickle ibex]

thirty on thirty

[echo pier]

damn

[echo pier]

my bad

lmfao

[ripe blade]

THIRTY ON THIRTY ON THIRTY

[echo pier]

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERMENT

[soft lagoon]

Can name 5 off the top of my head who both got denied or literally can't apply

[sterile plover]

NUMBER 1

[still moth]

the idea that this would be a good use of my time is assuming that HR cares lul

[soft lagoon]

MEEEEEEEEE :3

They knew if I had mod I'd instantly kill @fallow kite

They had to contain me GRAHHH

[fickle ibex]

you are a threat

[soft lagoon]

I've vowed it

[fallow kite]

😈

[soft lagoon]

I've always done

[fallow kite]

you didnt get mod

[vernal steppe]

does someone know how to fix when i launch scp it launch and then closes like launch and then green button start

[fallow kite]

dont leave so soon boy.

im applying now

[sterile plover]

assasination failed

[silent idol]

They knew if I had mod

[fallow kite]

i will get mod andkill you myself

[soft lagoon]

THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS

THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS

[silent idol]

I'd leak all the black folder channels

[stable wadi]

do you have a schoolboy q profile picture or am i tripping

[soft lagoon]

ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO I MADE THAT VOW

GIVE ME POWER

[fickle ibex]

holy shit this is a long time coming

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/adw-awd-dwayne-johnson-funny-dancing-gif-26369060

[soft lagoon]

I SHALL FULFILL THE PROPHECY

[fallow kite]

count my LIES

[gilded timber]

Hi, can you check #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043, if neither of those have your problem please open a ticket in #technical-support.

[fallow kite]

i will get YOU

[soft lagoon]

18 / 06 / 2021 BOY

[soft lagoon]

YOU'VE BEEN HUNTED SINCE 2021 BOY

[still moth]

it's like nathan just got fired and rehired

[silent idol]

A long time what

[soft lagoon]

I WILL BRIBE SOMEONE TO DO IT

I WILL GET SOMEONE TO PERMA MUTE YOU

MARK MY WORDS ROACH

[still moth]

why are you the way that you are

[fickle ibex]

uhhh.. arriving

[fallow kite]

give me ONE SECOND.

[silent idol]

Blame Xm

[fallow kite]

okay dont give me one second

[soft lagoon]

What

[still moth]

@astral ibex want to make $20?

[soft lagoon]

It's more like the opposite way

[sterile plover]

im giving you 10 seconds

[soft lagoon]

Tbh

[soft lagoon]

Nah

I know who will take it

@rancid dome HELLOOOOOO MY FRIEND

[silent idol]

Yeah but I want them to blame you not me

[soft lagoon]

5 DOLLAR STEAM GAME

IF YOU STAB

MR.DAD

FOR 1 MONTH

[shut carbon]

Yo chat

[still moth]

idk who that is but their pfp kinda hard im ngl

[fallow kite]

@bold jasper furry fuck ill give you sex with furries on steam if you stab xmm for 2 monthhh

[soft lagoon]

Make them blame Lenny

[shut carbon]

Is there a way to run a dedicated server port automatically

[sterile plover]

😭

[fickle ibex]

wtf

[still moth]

we just pinging random staff now

[soft lagoon]

She's becoming more of a friend of mine tbh xd

Book mod :)

[fallow kite]

plank remember i beat you in roblox..

[silent idol]

Too easy

[fallow kite]

you owe me smthh.

[soft lagoon]

I WHOOPED YO ASS IN APEX

[fallow kite]

NUHH UH

[soft lagoon]

1v1 YO ASS ONLY WON 1 ROUND OUT OF THE 10 WE DID

[still moth]

thats crazy

[soft lagoon]

SHUT YO ASS UP

[silent idol]

I'd woop your ass in Phas

[soft lagoon]

SHUT YO FUCKING ASS UP

AND SIT DOWN

[sterile plover]

WAR WAR WAR WAR

[fallow kite]

WE NEVEr PLAYED

DFHHFHFYFFY

[soft lagoon]

YOU'RE A GLOWIE

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

[soft lagoon]

YOU'RE A FUCKING GLOWING

[sterile plover]

WILL NETHERLANDS STRIKE TURKEY??????

[still moth]

Xmm I'd fuck you up in the conclave ngl

[soft lagoon]

YOU ARE A FEDERAL AGENT

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-solid-snake-mewing-mewing-meme-shh-gif-11370953761520772719

[sterile plover]

WHAT DID UN PLAN THIS TIME?

[fallow kite]

we never 1v1d PUSSYYYY

[soft lagoon]

Choose

[gilded timber]

I mean there is something that needs dealing with, feel free to

[silent idol]

Fucking Institute scum

[still moth]

actually using this site lul

[soft lagoon]

AI response

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-gif-20138004

[still moth]

could you imagine

[gilded timber]

Who says I am not

[still moth]

using chatgpt to fill out mod messages

[fickle ibex]

[still moth]

oh wait i can

blizzard staff do it all the time

[fickle ibex]

it's over

[brazen shuttle]

glizzard

[fallow kite]

1v1 me ow 2

@soft lagoon

Hello

[soft lagoon]

I'm pretty sure I got banned

[still moth]

ill do it but you can't play ball

[fallow kite]

😈

😎

[fallow kite]

then no

[silent idol]

I give it 3 weeks till some of the new staff start edating

[soft lagoon]

I haven't checked tbh

[still moth]

pussy ass bitch

[silent idol]

Seen this all before

[fallow kite]

come genji 1v1

[soft lagoon]

The ban wave with the word "fuck"

[fallow kite]

🖕

[soft lagoon]

Like

[still moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940656900477972522/1230415972683350058/WET_OWL-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[soft lagoon]

I think I got caught in that if I had to guess

[still moth]

im actually in such a dgaf mood rn idk why

i cant play games rn

[soft lagoon]

I've called people retards before on OW2 tbh I'm

[still moth]

my brain refuses

[soft lagoon]

Surprised

I'm not banned yet

[still moth]

actually i lied

im playing subnautica and watching avatar

fuk yall

[soft lagoon]

I've played Warframe for 7h today

I did the full Circuit

In one sitting

[fickle ibex]

what is this thought process

[fallow kite]

dude you should DIEEEEEE

[fickle ibex]

how did you do a full circle

[still moth]

I have over 3000 hours in warframe and this message pisses me off

[fallow kite]

fuck it

[soft lagoon]

I have

130h

:)

[fallow kite]

terraria modded sl

LEtS GOOO

[still moth]

adhd and possibly bipolar i am getting tested for that one soon

[silent idol]

Someone talking rn is gonna end up killing someone this year

[still moth]

rev player

fuck you

[fallow kite]

me mememememe

[soft lagoon]

No thanks I have my girlfriend for that

[fickle ibex]

good luck

[fallow kite]

im gonna kill YOUUU

[soft lagoon]

Also I main Yareli nowadays

:)

[still moth]

it will be me and it will be whoever stole my job

[still moth]

kill yoursel

[soft lagoon]

That's the plan

[sterile plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1088506132290617455/elaborate.gif

[still moth]

wait cant you get muted for saying that now or something

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[soft lagoon]

Idk they filtered it

[sterile plover]

[fickle ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-typing-bug-scout-bug-gif-13311446608745300663

[soft lagoon]

Because this server sucks

Depth wins yet again

[sterile plover]

filter bypass mute him

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-bile-titan-titan-yapping-discord-gif-8090125605352299768

[soft lagoon]

They removed my fucking sticker

[fickle ibex]

that reminds me

[soft lagoon]

"GET THE FUCK IN THERE NOW"

[fickle ibex]

YOUUU

[soft lagoon]

Cause it was a LowTierGod joke about SL

About throwing the grenade in the elevator

And ig that's related to suicide threats

[still moth]

i need to learn how to do paintovers without wanting to die bro

like wtf

[soft lagoon]

Like ?

[fickle ibex]

i HATE BILE TITANS

[astral ibex]

MAKE IT 30

[still moth]

flamethrower:

[still moth]

why $30

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-ear-hear-heard-gif-16445356

[fickle ibex]

i actually never tried that

[fallow kite]

wake up your bf plank ineed him

[still moth]

i actually have no idea if the flamethrower is good against them

ive only used strikes to handle them cus im chill like that

[fickle ibex]

nice

i end up running from them for 5 minutes while my teammates do NOTHING

AT ALL.

[soft lagoon]

Inflation

Who has the Astolfo pic

@brazen shuttle

You

You're gay

Send it

[brazen shuttle]

????

[soft lagoon]

"Due to inflation, 20 bucks is now 30 bucks"

Send that image

[brazen shuttle]

im not a bloody gayass

[fallow kite]

who has the astolfo pic, due to inflation

[sterile plover]

i still stand by my opinion that idrgaf if the 3 letters are banned but removing stuff that references LTG meme even if its main point is not even really close to the original meme is bit too much

[fallow kite]

wise words xmm

[brazen shuttle]

werent you planning to inflate astolfo

[soft lagoon]

Guys this is fucking SL

Not the GC

[fallow kite]

what

[soft lagoon]

Chill bro

[fallow kite]

????

[brazen shuttle]

what

[fallow kite]

lenny wtf are you saying

[fickle ibex]

i think

[errant hollow]

Me too wah

[soft lagoon]

Same

[fickle ibex]

it's time for bed

good night

[still moth]

it's time for my fucking brain to start functioning bro

[sterile plover]

also wat

[still moth]

god dammit

[soft lagoon]

Imo filtering the entire thing is too much

It's always been a joke

And in the cases it isn't, you get a mod

They act as if this community doesn't house 90% racists and homophobics

I'm ngl they couldn't care less about that stuff

[soft lagoon]

Also source: trust me

I got the FBI to pull the data for me

[brazen shuttle]

my brother in christ you were the one who complained about it's constant use in the first place

[errant hollow]

They should just kill everyone in this serverr

[brazen shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-wheel-i-hate-you-gif-7282616540403564084

[astral ibex]

40

[soft lagoon]

What?

[still moth]

what the fuck.

[bold jasper]

!stab @soft lagoon 2m

[snow umbra]

xmmxthx#0 has been muted in this server for 2 minutes.

[strange trellis]

an excellent idea

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-nah-no-nope-gif-26359978

[stable wadi]

am i missing something or was the wrong person muted?

[fallow kite]

HHHSHAHHAHA

YEAHHH

HFUC

[sterile plover]

better yet i can send my wall which includes nw staff and mods saying funny stuff, but its pretty clear that it is a joke anyway

[fallow kite]

@soft lagoon