🛖｜the-cabin

[crisp maple]

I always took turnovers as a dessert or anything else thats sweet, didnt even come to my mind

[prime prawn]

Turnovers? Those sound good right now 😋

[crisp maple]

how do you listen to writing?

[prime prawn]

Don't you ever?

[carmine hare]

the sound of the pen in the paper ig

keyboard also

[prime prawn]

No no

[carmine hare]

or that thing

that writting machine that i forgot the name

[prime prawn]

It's like talking, you hope someone will read what you write and listen to what you just wrote

A typewriter

[carmine hare]

that

[prime prawn]

Kind of like sign language or any other form of communication not using your voice

I guess my hopes are in vain

[crisp maple]

writing is fun, i wish i had more patience to sit on a chair and put my ideas on the paper

[prime prawn]

Writing is the most absolute delicious thing in life

(Next to Morrissey)

Well then I'd die without music too so… it's one of, anyway

You know something is delicious when you love it even when you're feeling crummy

Like the above three things

[errant palm]

Writing cool and good

Music cool and good

Spoken word cool and good

Spamton? Also cool and good

[marsh orchid]

Spamton is maybe cool and
But most importantly
Spamton is [BIG SHOT]

[alpine mason]

2022 is two months away :)

[errant palm]

pain

[alpine mason]

let that sink in

i cant progress this rn so im gonna curl up on the floor n hug myself rn

[errant palm]

I dunno

everything post 2019 has been bad

the faster these years fall away the faster happier times arrive, right.

lmao

[alpine mason]

it has fr lmao it hit me so hard i haven't been able to mentally cope

[tawny schooner]

wait wha-

oh

[alpine mason]

im not coping lmao

[tawny schooner]

oh shit

[alpine mason]

me slapping Lorenzo in the face ((my oc btw or well one of them):
This boi can fit so many AU's in him

[toxic sedge]

Hi

[errant palm]

o/

[tawny schooner]

hol' up

wait could that actually work

hmm

[sullen comet]

Infinity only realy multiplies arrows,so i guess put the totem in a bow?

[tawny schooner]

yeah

new way to cure zombie villagers found

xD

also what do u prefer to have on a bow

infinity or unbreaking

wait was that infinity or mending that nullify eachother

idrk

"Infinity and Mending are mutually exclusive, meaning that they cant be on the same bow. You can only pick one between infinite arrows and infinite durability."

oh yeah

[errant palm]

ye.

[sharp hemlock]

Infinite power

[sullen comet]

How is yalls morning going?

Mine is going terrible, i am so hungover, my head might explode

[errant palm]

drink enough water

[prime prawn]

Eh, okay
What's it like to be hungover?

My sister is so awesome I took some photos of her the other day

Wish I was photogenic

[alpine mason]

fun fact:

everytime i get a ping on this server or any server from a mod/admin i automatically feel my fight or flight kick in

[prime prawn]

Why?

[alpine mason]

Because normally on servers when a mod/admin pings you youre in trouble i could even see it in #📯｜rl-announcements n im like "oh no"

ironic considering im a admin on a smaller server myself, but there you have it..XD

[remote socket]

lmao

[errant palm]

about to ping Ram to death

/j ^

[manic crystal]

How cute of you

[alpine mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-scream-shout-sad-gif-15786007

[sullen comet]

...pain

[alpine mason]

depends on how well you can take it+whatcha gotta do the next day after that

[wraith narwhal]

I've never been hungover yet

[alpine mason]

I have

[sullen comet]

Yeah, i was drinking until... ehhh, 3 am give or take, and just now im starting to feel better

[alpine mason]

tbh it gets worse the older you get i heard

can

that happen?i dunno but i know that i hit enter too soon..XD

[sullen comet]

I guess that could be true, feeling hungover is basicaly your brain lacking water because your liver is draining it to process the alcohol

And maybe the liver gets worse at processing alcohol the older you get and needs more water

[alpine mason]

true that

tbh last time i drank like lots i ended up lying in bed the whole day n thats all i remember lmao

[carmine hare]

yall talking about hungover and then there's me, used to drink "a lot" but didn't get hungover

[alpine mason]

Weird flex but ok

[carmine hare]

idk, my dad used to give me some of his beers and i would drink it but i didn't feel anything next day

[alpine mason]

my brother gave me my first bottle when i was 13, but thats all i will say here about him doing that

[carmine hare]

...

[alpine mason]

also when i was 8 he let me suck cigar smoke through smth called an hookah

[carmine hare]

well that's something

[alpine mason]

idk why but he did

[errant palm]

dont drink kids, its bad for ya.

[marsh orchid]

Don't drink anything?
That means no tea for me...

[errant palm]

Yes

[remote socket]

drink water

[carmine hare]

my friend, one year younger than me, gave me some beer and i just accepted it

[alpine mason]

drink air

[carmine hare]

drink egg

[marsh orchid]

What about eating alchoholized food

[alpine mason]

i mean i was given alcoholized candy even earlier so

[carmine hare]

wait what

[marsh orchid]

Like alcholized cherries in cake for example

[alpine mason]

my family allowed it btw, saying it was healthy for you to get used do it but maybe thats smth normal in my country i mean wine socks for fevers

[sullen comet]

Kids dont drink... unless its jhonny walker that shit amazing not even jhonny walker...

[alpine mason]

you guys mean they didnt let you sip on it?

[sullen comet]

911, whats your emergency?

[alpine mason]

lmao wont work here im not in the US of A

[sullen comet]

Isnt there an international emergy number?

[marsh orchid]

Uses 112

112 what is your emergency

[alpine mason]

there is it

there it is sorry stroke

[errant palm]

pretty sure dialing 911 connects you with emergency services too

[marsh orchid]

Depends on part of world IG

[errant palm]

ye i dunno

most phones just have an emergency call button anyway

who needs numbers.

[alpine mason]

ppl w landlines?

[sullen comet]

But like, a 911 operator probably wont know what im saying if i start screaming "SOMEONE STABBED ME IN MY LEFT BIG TOE" in portuguese

[carmine hare]

wait

[marsh orchid]

What kind of landmines
Anti tank or anti infantry

[alpine mason]

yes

[carmine hare]

i totally didn't understand

[marsh orchid]

Also
Aren't landmines dangerous?

[errant palm]

I mean that dialing 911 will connect you to local emergency authorities

I know it does in the Netherlands anyway

[alpine mason]

didnt know that n im surely not gonna try now

[tawny schooner]

AP reports that member states have agreed that either 911 or 112 should be designated as emergency phone numbers – 911 is currently used in North America, while 112 is standard across the EU and in many other countries worldwide.

[sullen comet]

Yeah thats how it works, it connects you to the nearest operator that then coordinates with the cops/firemen/whoevertheheck

[carmine hare]

we were talking about alcohol just a second ago how did it turn about dialoguing 911

[errant palm]

well sometimes they go hadn in hadn

hadn in hadn, yes.

[alpine mason]

grammar 101

[carmine hare]

yes.

[marsh orchid]

Garmmar 010

[sullen comet]

You had two chances my man

[alpine mason]

[carmine hare]

anyway, my arm finally stopped hurting after the vaccine

[errant palm]

Nice

[marsh orchid]

Thats good

[sullen comet]

Gud gus

[remote socket]

nice

[marsh orchid]

Vacines can make arm go pain

[alpine mason]

Nice

[carmine hare]

agreed

[sullen comet]

Now you will have better 5g connection on your phone, microchips are great

[carmine hare]

but it sure hurted yesterday, had to take some medicines 4 times i believe

[carmine hare]

LMAO

[errant palm]

yes! but also there are no microchips in the vaccine, get vaccinated if you can it's cool.

[sullen comet]

Yes, that was a joke, please, dont believe the stoopid parts of the internet

[tawny schooner]

lmao

[carmine hare]

well if i turn into an alligator i wouldn't be so mad

[alpine mason]

can't wait till i can communicate without talking to you all via the chips ((this is a joke lmao))

i rick roll everyone via my brain beams now they are heading ur way

[carmine hare]

if we have to use voice to talk via chip then i totally wouldn't talk.

[marsh orchid]

No if i wear somethong metal

[alpine mason]

https://tenor.com/view/plnkfr1day-spongebob-pressing-into-wall-squidward-gif-23218124

[tawny schooner]

i honestly read brain beans first time

[marsh orchid]

Also do tetanus vacinne allows me to communicate

[alpine mason]

ah yeahs beans

yes

im sorry i cant spell today

[carmine hare]

hadn in hadn, beams....

[alpine mason]

Sirens

[marsh orchid]

Are sirens sirening?

[alpine mason]

yes

[marsh orchid]

Why

[alpine mason]

i dunno lol likely from the car crash earlier or maybe its an ambulance idk man i live in the poor area of town

s so normal here

[marsh orchid]

At least it was not AA siren

[sullen comet]

Should i be worried that my laptop randomly opens command prompt?

[alpine mason]

yes?

[alpine mason]

Garlic bread!

[carmine hare]

garlic bread cuz im aro

[remote socket]

garlic bread

[tawny schooner]

id pick girlfriend

doesnt need to be a vampire

[wraith narwhal]

Same

[remote socket]

if you pick garlic bread

youre never be hungry

you'll*

[tawny schooner]

but i wouldnt die lonely with gf

[alpine mason]

garlic breads forever, you could break up with said gf

[remote socket]

^

[alpine mason]

n you would be alone checkmate losers lmao

[remote socket]

nothing lasts forever

except garlic bread

[alpine mason]

except garlic bread

sdfjmklfdsjsfd same brainwave!

[remote socket]

lmao

[tawny schooner]

a diet made fully of garlic bread is gonna destroy you

[remote socket]

but it never goes bad

[alpine mason]

plus half ya all are like under likely 18 chill tf out

[tawny schooner]

lmao

[remote socket]

lmao

[alpine mason]

school romances never last take it from me

[tawny schooner]

i just want a hug

[alpine mason]

you dont need a gf to get hugs fun fact

[carmine hare]

how do u know

[alpine mason]

friends can do that too

[remote socket]

me who has no friends:

[tawny schooner]

you need to have one first

[alpine mason]

ig i figure lmao, i know rl aint the most kid friendly but do you think that stops them?

look if you tell kids or people in general not to do smth they will do it

[carmine hare]

lmao how do i hug an entire server

[alpine mason]

ew human contact

[tawny schooner]

thats

very true

[carmine hare]

idk man i discovered rl when i was 8.

[alpine mason]

that only proves my point

[remote socket]

same actually

[tawny schooner]

same i was very young when i played my first rl game

mostly cuz i was bored and found it looks cool

[alpine mason]

see kids dont really care, bcs mostly their brains haven't evolved

but neither has mine tbh..XD

[remote socket]

lol

[carmine hare]

i actually discovered rl by some channel on youtube that played only a part of it

[alpine mason]

but then again look i was on club penguin picking up girls/boys when i was 7-8

[wraith narwhal]

I want to be loved :(

[tawny schooner]

and then got scared the shit out of me on a jumpscare from CE Cave lmao

[tawny schooner]

same

[alpine mason]

just going to the coffee shop or whatever to pick them up

[remote socket]

same but i dont want to be hungry too

[tawny schooner]

or atleast liked enough to get a hug

[alpine mason]

i mean i rather eat than be loved..XD

[remote socket]

^

[alpine mason]

food is the best kind of love a person can give you tbh imho

[remote socket]

facts

[carmine hare]

i don't relate to any of this.

[alpine mason]

atleast for me, i mean they love you enough to spend time making you food you like

so that must mean they love you right?

[remote socket]

just noticed a thing

if you choose a gf

[tawny schooner]

id rather die and experience being loved than live long alone

[remote socket]

would she make food for you

so you woudnt be hungry

[alpine mason]

Maybe its bcs i wasn't held a lot as a child but i dont get the whole "i need to be held to feel love"

[tawny schooner]

loopholes

[alpine mason]

idk touch hasn't just been a casual thing in my life

other than the bad kind and by that i mean beatings

[tawny schooner]

rip

[tawny schooner]

i had that mostly bcuz i was hugged sometimes when i was really young

and lately no one in my age even really likes me

[alpine mason]

eh idk hugs always sorta make me uncomfy?

[tawny schooner]

and i dont remember the last time i got hugged

[tawny schooner]

i replied to the wrong message fu-

[remote socket]

same

[alpine mason]

i mean i been hugged, but i prefer high fives/fist bumps more idk the seem more like

"hey i am not good w contact in hugs but i can give you those"

[sullen comet]

"Best i can do ya is a fist bump"

[alpine mason]

jiosodhiosa

imagine at a funeral

[tawny schooner]

i hate when my classmate pretends to like me and gives me those only to later laugh at me and take the hand away when i try to do those

[alpine mason]

"Im sorry for your loss"

🤛 😔

[sullen comet]

"UP TOP"

[alpine mason]

"what the fuck.."

fdcknmfdckbfd

[tawny schooner]

🙏

highfive

[remote socket]

LMAO

that sounds so bad

[remote socket]

yes

[alpine mason]

"May the rest in peace" starts break dancing in the middle of service
"I am forcefully removed from the service"

[sullen comet]

"Ayo bless up✋ "

[remote socket]

lmfao

[tawny schooner]

i feel bad for some reason ill just take a bath

[alpine mason]

im so sorry lmao never invite me to a funeral..XD

[tawny schooner]

cya

[sullen comet]

Cya

Cleen flox

Fox

[carmine hare]

flox

[sullen comet]

Floss twice cut once

[alpine mason]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-doll-오징어게임-pink-guard-pink-guy-gif-23348694

[remote socket]

astronomia starts playing

[alpine mason]

i hope when i die they throw a rave at my funeral

it ends with my body getting launched into space

[remote socket]

lmao

[sullen comet]

You would be the greatest disco ball ever

[remote socket]

true

[alpine mason]

nah my hope is aliens find me, revive me in a new body n i lvie on mars or smth

[sullen comet]

On mars with elon musk?

[alpine mason]

jsrgkewsdjigews

maybe?

[sullen comet]

Why not live in uranus? Or someplace cool like that

[alpine mason]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-laugh-audio-gif-3537169

[sullen comet]

First ram in uranus

[alpine mason]

erosfrdjisdgohvidskjhsdv

[sullen comet]

I have the mind of a 13 year old, gimme a break

[alpine mason]

so do i

[remote socket]

me too

[sullen comet]

Ever since i got cursed by that witch of ageing its been hard to keep up with media

[carmine hare]

👁️👁️ .

WHA

NO WRONG EMOJI

:cries:

[remote socket]

lol

[sullen comet]

Yeah, it all started in 1985 when i kicked that witch in the street, of course, i was already cursed with a very long life as a lizarddogbear man ever since i kicked that other witch down a river in 1573

[remote socket]

lmfao

[carmine hare]

damn you're really old then

[sullen comet]

Yes, i was born in 1264... i kicked a lot of witches

[remote socket]

"nothing lasts forever"
except your life, if you kick a lot of witches

[sullen comet]

Well actualy im only 20, it was a curse of eternal reencarnation, no heaven or hell or purgatory or whatever is on the other side... good thing this body wanst an alien like last time

[carmine hare]

ok you're younger than i thought

[remote socket]

so am i

[carmine hare]

so am i

[sullen comet]

So i am

[carmine hare]

no you're not

[sullen comet]

Am i so

[carmine hare]

part one of trying to make friendship w a teacher who plays dnd and uses discord even if i'm probably younger than their students cuz why not /j

[remote socket]

nice

[sullen comet]

Talking about dnd, session starts in t-15

[carmine hare]

.

[sullen comet]

Lets give the people what they want... pettable animals

[remote socket]

hmm yes

[carmine hare]

yes but i don't like to pet animals

[sullen comet]

You... freak! /j

[carmine hare]

LMAO it's just that i get scared easily

then i just stay in the back like "i ain't petting it"

[remote socket]

how dare you

[carmine hare]

^^

[upbeat hamlet]

Hey um does anyone know C# programming here? I need help for my homework..

[remote socket]

uh, no sorry

[alpine mason]

Nope

[radiant flare]

i know some of c++, which is similar. how advanced is the homework?

[upbeat hamlet]

It's so basic actually. I just need to write a Console application to convert a temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius and back again

I'm new at programming so..

[radiant flare]

i can probably help. want to send a message?

[upbeat hamlet]

Ofc

[crisp maple]

https://youtu.be/CpPUN9h42qg ah, this rythm game its so nic-

[carmine hare]

hell no <@&358613639554400258>

[wraith narwhal]

damn

[carmine hare]

[remote socket]

lmao

[errant badge]

another bot?

[carmine hare]

ye

[remote socket]

oof

[errant badge]

and i

i just got rickrolled in the unown format

[crisp maple]

My halloween costume finally arrived, what yall think?

Steve ones were out of stock sadly

[errant palm]

11/10

[tawny schooner]

beautiful

[alpine mason]

Nice creeper (aw man) but i found happy tree friends oc's are a thing

n now i lowkey wanna make one

[errant palm]

just do it.

[marsh orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-gif-4928619

[alpine mason]

dfbjkods i shall i just gotta figure out what animal it will be..theres so many to choose from mm

[wraith narwhal]

Everybody that I share my voice to says my accent sounds cool as fuck

[errant palm]

LOL

good and cool

[wraith narwhal]

literally the last person said "I'm thinking if we shouldn't get married, because your accent is just... 10/10"
I really don't get what's so nice in my accent

[alpine mason]

Guess it sticks w ppl,

[tawny schooner]

some accents are just cool to listen to

[sullen comet]

So, yesterday i figured out im horrible with accents

Like, i was trying to do a kind of russian accent for a character in dnd yesterday and one of my players said "oooo, is that an irish accent that sounds so cool"

[alpine mason]

Tbh i dont even notice my accent eveb when people say i have an accent lol

[tawny schooner]

same

[errant palm]

lmao, nice.

[sharp hemlock]

You wanna play little game?

[errant palm]

if it involves tricycle racing

[remote socket]

lmfao

[carmine hare]

i legit got jumpscared

[remote socket]

lmfao

[errant palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72tHaw7Hxgs good evening 🙂

[wraith narwhal]

Good evening

[marsh orchid]

Evening

[tawny schooner]

hi

[marsh orchid]

Hru all people

[errant palm]

pretty tired

just got back from a walk

[alpine mason]

Hey

n im tired had my nieces over today n well lets say they must have lungs of steel my heads still hurting

just picture like you all ever heard a piano like playing, ever?

[errant palm]

i am familiar with piano

[tawny schooner]

i tried to play on a piano

[alpine mason]

well imagine if someone slammed all the keys down at once

[tawny schooner]

but gave up after continuously failing one part for 2 weeks straight

[tawny schooner]

ah im familiar with that sound

when everyone comes over to my room first two things they always do is:
1 - lick my salt lamp
2 - slam the keys on the piano

[alpine mason]

and well screaming nonstop too, let alone climbing on me like i became those monkey bars you see in the playground

[errant palm]

lmao

take care ram

[wraith narwhal]

you have a piano??

I want to play it now

[alpine mason]

i do but its sorta out of tune

it is a old one, i believe it like gonna sell for a lot one day if we fix it

[wraith narwhal]

not you

carrot

[alpine mason]

oh mdksfbds XD was confused apologiez

[tawny schooner]

well i do however its not a normal one

just an electric one

its near my bed

my parents bought it cuz my dad wanted to play it but he lost interest and put all the hopes into thinking ill be good at it cuz he wasnt

[remote socket]

ah shit, here we go again

[carmine hare]

no.........

[errant badge]

...

it happened again

man

[errant palm]

The bots you mean? Ye they were quiet for a few days but are back in full force

Whoever runs them probably had to pick up new domain names

[alpine mason]

Bruh i deadass go outaide at 7 qm to get my cat from outside n some random russian man shouts for my attention n then yells @ me on i chime in "i dont speak russian" n he complains more n rushes off lol k?

[alpine mason]

also serious question for ppl in the Netherlands, how to ya all sleep without your bed exploding?

[errant palm]

We never sleep

[alpine mason]

Dang

[alpine mason]

you heard of game of thrones now get ready for

[errant palm]

LMAO

nice font file.

[alpine mason]

oh my god..XD

i love it

[remote socket]

lmao

[sharp field]

Damn I was in a server where there was like 18 pings because they spammed in all channels possible

There was like three in each one but it only counted as one

[errant palm]

Ye we have the uh

Benefit of not everyone being able to ping @ everyone

[sharp field]

That’s great lol

And like

These are not the only bots that have been attacking recently

I’ve been getting a bunch of those bots viewing my stories

Like, I think the are around three, which is not much itself but my stories get like 7-8 views lol

[errant palm]

Lmao welcome to the internet I guess

[sullen comet]

Goodmorning people

Yesterday i had to stay awake until 1 am, and today im super sleepy

[alpine mason]

I hardly slept too hot

[sullen comet]

I also didnt sleep because it was too hot... fire was too hot

I burned my finger because dum dum over here wanted sweets before bed

[wraith narwhal]

I was awake till 4AM

[sharp field]

Burnt wounds are some of the worst wounds fr

They have no right to be that goddamn painful

[sullen comet]

I was melting sugar and thought it had already cooled, so i touched it to see if it was 100% hard already.... it was very hot

[wraith narwhal]

did you recovered from it

[sullen comet]

It was hurting slightly less at one point, so i just soldiered on from my stupidity

So yeah kids, dont make the squid game candy at 12am... you will get hurt

[wraith narwhal]

Ohh you were trying to make Dalgona cookie I see?

well at least you didn' almost burn a goddamn pan like I did

I put the baking soda way too early and it quickly turned into black mass that made me choke

[sullen comet]

Oh it wasnt fully melted?

[wraith narwhal]

I mean it was but it's just
I should've took it off the gas and put the baking soda

but I said "fuck it" and put the baking soda on the goddamn gas

[sullen comet]

Oh thats definetly not safe

[wraith narwhal]

It's safe as long as you remember the steps

[sullen comet]

Always remember the self care ABC,
A
Bone
Coming out of the skin is very bad

I once got the cookie cutter stuck in the dalgona

And had to break it

[wraith narwhal]

cookie cutter or dalgona?

[sullen comet]

Yes

Both

[wraith narwhal]

let me share a cookie run gif for the fallen cookie cutter

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-run-cookie-run-kingdom-cookie-run-meme-espresso-cookie-espresso-gif-23487300

[sullen comet]

Now im terrified of bald goth cookie

[wraith narwhal]

there's a whole twitter account dedicating on balding cookies

[sullen comet]

Wait,are the glasses made of hair?

[wraith narwhal]

no, neither is the collar

[errant palm]

Huh

Funny

[sullen comet]

Oh god, the bots attack, part 58, electric boogaloooooooooooooooooooooooo

Downloading cookie run kingdom, gonna get addicted, will never come back

[wraith narwhal]

you are?

[sullen comet]

Oh god what server should i select

I cant change it later

This is too much pressure

[wraith narwhal]

ok so

hear me out

pure vanilla has people from day 1 of the game, meaning you're not gonna do well
Hollyberry on the other hand has new people

and you're gonna be okay with it

but sadly I am in Pure Vanilla

[sullen comet]

You know what.... rainy, heads or tails?

[wraith narwhal]

tials

tails*

[sullen comet]

Alright, so, tails i go pure vannila, heads i go hollyberry

[wraith narwhal]

okay

[sullen comet]

My fate hath been decided

[wraith narwhal]

is it heads or tails

I assume heads

or is it tails??

[errant palm]

Coroa

[marsh orchid]

What if it is both tail and head

[errant palm]

Good question.

[sullen comet]

Its tails lmao

[wraith narwhal]

Oh good
I wish you luck on pure vanilla

[errant palm]

Ur a tails

Gottem

[wraith narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/tails-gif-7626558

I'm him

[errant palm]

Yes

[sullen comet]

The kingdom of heavensflour is born

[wraith narwhal]

gonna add you

added you

[errant palm]

heavensflour is a fun name lol

[errant palm]

damn sick moves.

[sullen comet]

thanks!

[crisp maple]

Holy cow someone stop disney i beg you please

This is gonna be painful and painful only

[errant palm]

this is art.

[sullen comet]

like... 3d does not equal better

this would look acceptable if it was done in the same artstile as the books

but it looks like an animator hit his head against a popcorn wall, opened blender, and commited this felony

[crisp maple]

I made a mistake and watched the video

There goes my plan to go back to sleep

[open shuttle]

The colors...

They’re so unsaturated

[remote socket]

no way

[carmine hare]

this looks horrible

[open shuttle]

It’s not even that the books are too stylized to work on 3d

The Peanuts movie was in 3d and the comic’s style is really stylized

And that movie worked

[sharp field]

I think we should wait until it really comes out before jumping to conclusions

[tawny schooner]

banana

[crisp maple]

it felt like adventure time was in 3d

the character design just doesnt fit well

Also also, found my uncompleted collection

[wraith narwhal]

buy the big shot one and draw spamton on it

also I just drew a re-draw of cookie run costume

[tawny schooner]

woa :o

also i havent play cookie gaem for pretty long damn

i just didnt find time

for it

[wraith narwhal]

the Og costume was this

but it's just
not my style

[tawny schooner]

woa

thats a cool remake tbh

[wraith narwhal]

ty!

[sullen comet]

Weak

After a quick look at the "do it yourself" one... yeah... im gonna burn that

[crisp maple]

have mercy on me im just a poor average fan

but i also have the movie one

And i bet you guys dont have this rare edition

[sullen comet]

I also have like 2 or 3 books from the "diary of a minecraft zombie" series

[sharp field]

MINECRAFT ZOMBIE

[sullen comet]

I realy love crappy books

[sharp field]

God the nostalgia

I think I read like 5 of them but only had the first 2

[open shuttle]

True ones have Tom Gates

[sullen comet]

God i have so many youtuber books, why must this brain goblin control me

I wish not to buy crappy books, but when i see such a work of the devil i cannot contain myself

[crisp maple]

wait a sec my fellow diarer

Not only gates but also spikey hair

i had nate 4 but lent to a friend and it never returned

[carmine hare]

this is somehow funny to me

[open shuttle]

Wait brazil is real?

Wow

😱

[crisp maple]

as a brazilian i can say, brazil is a lie

[sullen comet]

We live in the void between midgard and the fruit session at walmart

R/iamveryrandom i dunno what came over me

[crisp maple]

wait, walmarts fruit session exists?

[alpine mason]

meanwhile in Estonia:

those things self checkouts use run on windows XP apparently

[sullen comet]

PROFESSIONAL? damn yall in that future future

I still use windows 96

Or 95 rather

Numbers are so silly

[alpine mason]

they are

[errant palm]

I feel like its worth mentioning

that a lot of embedded systems run outdated operating systems

thats just how it be

[alpine mason]

true lmao you know what my biggest fear with those machines that spit out money @ you i forgot their names rn

[errant palm]

ATMs

[alpine mason]

yeah those.XD

i fear i will insert my card n it will go "updating windows"

[sullen comet]

Automated time monsters

[errant palm]

possible!

and yes!

I will go cook dinner now

farewell

[alpine mason]

farewell

[crisp maple]

quirrel disappearing is straight forwardly just to make everyone sad

[alpine mason]

dont worry i am already sad :(

[remote socket]

true

[tawny schooner]

vampire banana

[remote socket]

oh my god

[errant palm]

Vampire * Potassium

[wraith narwhal]

Damy, get the banana

🍌 🚙

[errant palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c3vdATaAJ4

[errant palm]

ah

another one

[wraith narwhal]

Oh my god

[carmine hare]

damn.

[alpine mason]

so many lately

[errant palm]

ye

they're back in full force!

[carmine hare]

so are the mods

[errant palm]

😄

[wraith narwhal]

here's something to cheer y'all up

[errant palm]

wow that is just terrifying

[carmine hare]

agreed

[remote socket]

and they dont stop coming

[errant palm]

they do not.

[gray cipher]

Do you know dune?

[marsh orchid]

What level is thinking that Frankerstein was a city

[errant palm]

I know theresa movie now

[marsh orchid]

Heard about it and even tried reading

[gray cipher]

I read the book

[marsh orchid]

Can't read the whole 2nd tome of 1st book

[tawny schooner]

why do i find it kind of interesting to listen to

[sharp field]

This is weirdly incredible

[alpine mason]

how dare you not include the full ver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obs_tsUVQng

[sharp field]

THERES A FULL VERSION

[alpine mason]

There is yes lmao

[crisp maple]

daily complaint to college life: applied to journalism, theyre training me to be a workaholic marketeer

thankfully vacations are coming

[alpine mason]

i figured college was half getting drunk and wasted n half sleeping in

[errant palm]

time to go freelance

[crisp maple]

im starting to think about having a job of making comissioned crappy songs and texts

[errant palm]

there's definitely a market for that kind of thing!

[crisp maple]

dunno, i can start a tiktok trend or smth i dunno how that works

[alpine mason]

weirdcore?

[errant palm]

I wish I could tell you how to go viral on tiktok

they finally gave being a weird a core?

neat.

finally an aestheticv.

[alpine mason]

and tbh tiktok its a mixed bag from what i heard, but then again i rarely visit that site lmao

[tawny schooner]

weirdcore images are cool

[alpine mason]

2 young for my 20 something year old self

[tawny schooner]

im young and i dont understand it aswell

[errant palm]

its a scary place

with a really good algorithm

[alpine mason]

i mean little puff is cute tho

[tawny schooner]

people have been telling me to make accs on snapchat, tiktok and instagram and im just like why would i need those

[alpine mason]

i do have one on insta tho lmao

[errant palm]

im on all of those

anyway just use social media you like using most

or not at all

[tawny schooner]

yeaaaa

for me thats discord

and yt

and i used to have reddit and might come back to it

[alpine mason]

tbh im more used to tumblr but thats nostalgia speaking of the blue hellsite

[errant palm]

I think I named the folder well.

[tawny schooner]

yeah it checks out

[wraith narwhal]

checks out

[tawny schooner]

also how did u get beta didcrod

[errant palm]

u just apply in the app store

[alpine mason]

hmhm uwu!

[tawny schooner]

wrng

[tawny schooner]

o h

[crisp maple]

i still feel the twitter bird pecking my head, i dunno how that thing still havent descended into complete chaos

[wraith narwhal]

something for you, carrot

[errant palm]

wimdy

my twitter page is a mess

[tawny schooner]

noooo why cant i load it

my wifi

[errant palm]

and accesible to all

[tawny schooner]

NOOOOO

[wraith narwhal]

It couldn't be perfectly timed 🍿

[tawny schooner]

w i m d y

[tawny schooner]

what a cool thing to put out of context amiright

[errant palm]

[wraith narwhal]

What to which thing
the "perfect timing" or Bwark

[errant palm]

[tawny schooner]

also how do i make two fox blobs look like they hug eachother

[wraith narwhal]

[tawny schooner]

i need it for a matching pfp

[errant palm]

mhm

good question

tricky.

[errant palm]

FOX BEANS

[tawny schooner]

qmaksnejdbdhgdgs

ok im ded

[carmine hare]

oh look anxiety wolf ded

[tawny schooner]

y e s

im a simp for this character

[carmine hare]

looks like anxiety kid can kill anxiety wolf

[tawny schooner]

that happened in the bad ending iirc

or well they didnt kill but just silence it

using alcohol

[alpine mason]

really huh..

[carmine hare]

good way

[tawny schooner]

bad way

ill be bacc in a min

https://youtu.be/BbKohCNgr9U

[carmine hare]

rip anxiety

[wraith narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-22631878

[tawny schooner]

P

[errant palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrme-D_jW0

[tawny schooner]

oh yeh i saw that yesterday

its cool

[errant palm]

[wraith narwhal]

That's how I feel when he tells me has seen it

[crisp maple]

oh yeah, i remember when morshu offered me rope and [KROMER]

[tawny schooner]

ah shit here we go again

[open shuttle]

):

[tawny schooner]

aand tis gone

[carmine hare]

damn

[manic crystal]

Nope.

[tawny schooner]

i accidentally clicked on their profile lol

cuz i dropped my phone

didnt open the link tho

[errant palm]

Good.

[carmine hare]

u sure?.

[tawny schooner]

ye

also thank you to the mods for another bot banned :P

and that was also a quick reaction time damn

like 4 seconds

[manic crystal]

I literally just opened discord

[tawny schooner]

LMAO

[manic crystal]

And that

Was the first thing I saw

[tawny schooner]

perfect timing

[errant palm]

they were waiting for you!

[alpine mason]

this is starting to get annoying ngl

[manic crystal]

Ye that’s not the first case me doing so 😅

[errant palm]

we're doing our best

[alpine mason]

i know im not blaming the mods, you guys are doing a good job

[errant palm]

but it's hard to combat banning these

[tawny schooner]

they were just like "lets wait till more mods are online"

[errant palm]

you see the bot just now?

had a history in the server.

talked here before.

it wasn't a new account or anything.

[orchid monolith]

Yeah, thank mod

[alpine mason]

its just i hope for smth cool to be posted n i end up dissapointed

ya get me?

[errant palm]

LMAO ye.

[alpine mason]

you all are doing great tho, sorry if i came off as rude its just the annoyance/dissapointment is getting tiring

[manic crystal]

I mean apart from 2FA I think discord team should prolly think of some other way to secure the users

[alpine mason]

yeah fair

[manic crystal]

Bcs lately these cases are widely spread and they just keep growing

[alpine mason]

i really hope the small server i mod on wont get raided, im like the only mod active lmao

[tawny schooner]

bro free dimcord niteo is the best thing u could have

[manic crystal]

discocrd

[alpine mason]

i wish lmao

[manic crystal]

dissord

dlscord

Vote your fav fake discord name

[errant palm]

dissord

[tawny schooner]

dissord(er)

[alpine mason]

disc board

[tawny schooner]

i remember cliskord in a link

[manic crystal]

dliscord

I dont even know what to pick it’s all hilarious. And annoying

[sullen comet]

Did it have a weird history? Like, messages that seemed random? Or did it have regular messages? Because it could be a hacked account, poor dude if it was

[errant palm]

seemed like a regular user.

[alpine mason]

poor guy in that case

[tawny schooner]

i mean he probably got hacked the same way he wanted to spread the malware

so just pay attention to links ig

[errant palm]

aye!

[carmine hare]

i need sum context here.

[errant palm]

the context is

dont get scammed

[carmine hare]

lmao

[open shuttle]

Aw man I was drawing a comic and halfway through I had a better idea now I gotta make like half of it all over again I hate digital art 🤬

[tawny schooner]

thats how art works

[open shuttle]

Yeah but I hate drawing digitally ):

But it’s the only way I can make my art look good because on paper it’s really sketchy and ugly

[tawny schooner]

a person agreed to have a matching pfp with me im so happy rn :'3

[errant palm]

Blessed

But have you enabled 2factor authentication on discord

[tawny schooner]

yes

long time ago actually

lmao

[manic crystal]

Both facts are cool though

[carmine hare]

I innocently translated what that person said in general chat
regrets.

[errant palm]

Didn't seem too bad

[manic crystal]

Dont trust a translator in poetry cases

That’s what i say

[errant palm]

I agree

[carmine hare]

my head works 24hours imagining anything, but somehow i imagined something way worse

[manic crystal]

bcs mine showed me literal nonsense but that was… expectable

[errant palm]

LMAO

[manic crystal]

Well imagining is also a thing

And interesting thing

[tawny schooner]

imagination is both a very good and bad thing

[carmine hare]

well yeah, i live in a world where i image everything.

imagine

[tawny schooner]

all depends on when and in what circumstances it appears

[carmine hare]

^.

[manic crystal]

Like a lot of things apart from imagination aswell

But yeah

[wraith narwhal]

Discond store

[potent shard]

concept art for a dnd host thingy

basically, a forest full of creepy cats

silly little idea i came up with out of a few words

[errant badge]

no way

[crisp maple]

so... rock bottom is actually below mt ebott?

[errant palm]

Lol

[gray cipher]

https://youtu.be/6X7gKkrmP98

The singing is bad.

Like the lyrics don't match the already bland melody, the artstyle is kitch.

[errant palm]

Is this like a safety advertisement?

[gray cipher]

No, it's a phone plan ad

[errant palm]

LMAO the artystyle is just silicon valley PSA and it sucks.

its everywhere these days

[gray cipher]

I see it everywhere. It's so hard to spot the artist.

The only good corporate artstyle is github.

[errant palm]

Fair I guess

[gray cipher]

Would you like the rusty lake character drawn in this style?

[errant palm]

Yes.

I think it would be funny

[gray cipher]

Corporate rusty lake.

[errant palm]

yes.

[carmine hare]

thanks damy for getting my place in helping, i'm off to sleep again gn

[errant palm]

imalways here

when im awake anyway.

[carmine hare]

never got so scared in getting a random ping at 4 am knowing my friends are asleep lmao

[errant palm]

if you don't like pinging be sure to tell people.

[carmine hare]

well i did.

[errant palm]

and also please dont feel any pressure to respond

[carmine hare]

no it's ok i'm just s l e e p y

[errant palm]

LMAO FAIR

go do a sleep TM

[carmine hare]

i will gn gn

[wraith narwhal]

they're releasing costumes for cookie run kingdom

[alpine mason]

Pog

[wraith narwhal]

it will be Pog, if the costumes are bought with something else then crystals

I don't have a heart to spend my 300K crystals on them

[sullen comet]

Today i was looking at myself, and i realized, i have a bunch of gnarly scars but none of them have cool stories

[wraith narwhal]

neither do mine

[sullen comet]

Like, huge scar on my belly, looks like: i got into a knife fight. What it is: doctor couldnt find my appendix

Scar on my lip, looks like: i got into a fight and got punched in the face.real reason: i fell facefirst into a tube TV last year

[wraith narwhal]

Awww

I better not explain what my scars are

[sullen comet]

And the surgery one isnt even the doctor's fault

Because he cut in the exact place it should be, didnt find it, cut just under where it should be, nope, it was like 4 fingers above where it should have been

[wraith narwhal]

damn I see

[alpine mason]

i once got a lip scar when i took one those sharp pointy things (i forgor the name rn) you spread cement with so i went to the final event of the school year my lower lip covered in blood (i didnt have time to wash up)

rainy asked me to do this so please dont murk me

@everyone

[errant palm]

mhm.

Interesting

thanks though Ram

[wraith narwhal]

okay noted, thank you Ram!

[errant palm]

we appreciate a test subject.

[alpine mason]

Everyone do the cha cha slide

[errant palm]

no thats illegaL.

[alpine mason]

:(

[eternal nacelle]

it's alive

!

[errant palm]

O it is

[alpine mason]

excuse you im a he.XD /j

[eternal nacelle]

Thank you Ram!

[alpine mason]

no probs

[eternal nacelle]

not you

it

[errant palm]

Ram im wsorry you're just the test subject our auto mod is much more important to us.

[alpine mason]

nbklfd ik im joking.XD

its okay lmao i just wanna say one thing once you all are done

[wraith narwhal]

Cool, so it works, thank you Ram for being our test subject

🧼 here's your portion of Soap

[alpine mason]

eats the soap thanks so anyways

fdlfd okay child friendly is it huh..XD

I love Deok su but he is a meanie

[sullen comet]

I wonder if automod works in other lenguages

[errant palm]

it wont but it doesnt have to.

[sullen comet]

this user has been banned

We have such great emotes, i shoulduse them more often

[alpine mason]

The mods were first hand witnesses to me simping for a man who would likely kill me in my sleep

and i apologize for that can i give you all some soap in these trying times?

[sullen comet]

But like, theres not that many situations where you could use

[alpine mason]

🧼 🧼 🧼 here mod tom

[errant palm]

I dont eat soap but thanks

[alpine mason]

no its for washing your eyes mostly

[manic crystal]

Just use it in a happy mood

Or in artistic mood

[stark trellis]

Thanks for the soap. I put it in a baggy with water and made slime

[eternal nacelle]

I'll grate it over pasta

thanks!

[wraith narwhal]

I'll wash my mouth with it

[alpine mason]

no probs can i have some pasta too?

[eternal nacelle]

🍝

[alpine mason]

🍝🐏

[pseudo rivet]

Hey guys

Do any of you know what is a foolproof person

Am I a foolproof person?

[errant palm]

I was referring to a fool proof method, not a person

[pseudo rivet]

O

Method?

Like in physics

Hm

[errant palm]

when something is foolproof

[pseudo rivet]

Oo

Huh

What

Opportunity for error

Hm

[alpine mason]

bet you my stupid self could even find a way to ruin a foolproof plan

[pseudo rivet]

What is a self

Like a halve

[errant palm]

ye

what is the self.

[pseudo rivet]

Oh

[errant palm]

an excellent philosophical question to ponder.

are you your body? your thoughts? your brain?

your soul?

are you neither, or all?

[pseudo rivet]

Yes

[alpine mason]

am i even anything?

[pseudo rivet]

You adults are funny

But I still don't understand

:I

I've never understood adults comedy

[errant palm]

hey

you'll grow into it

[alpine mason]

Oh just wait until you hit your 20s

idk about 30s but i fear those years

[pseudo rivet]

I have plans for myself

[stark trellis]

woah there buckaroo, let's not start mentioning the ''3-0'' number

[pseudo rivet]

But now

[tawny schooner]

cool horsemen

[pseudo rivet]

Idk anymore

[stark trellis]

Those sure are horse men

[pseudo rivet]

Bro what is this

[errant palm]

Bojack..

[tawny schooner]

i like the low left one the most

[stark trellis]

I support the bbq

[wraith narwhal]

bought party supplies :)

[pseudo rivet]

What is this

What

[errant palm]

Rainy doxes how old she is going to be TM

[tawny schooner]

party

[pseudo rivet]

This is CHAOS

[tawny schooner]

lmao

[wraith narwhal]

I was gonna tell anyway

[errant palm]

yye thats the cabin for you

[pseudo rivet]

How do aaaa

[tawny schooner]

i call this everyday life

[stark trellis]

Rainy is 91?!?!?!

[alpine mason]

honseman

[wraith narwhal]

YES I'M 91
That's at least what my neighbors gonna see from my window

[tawny schooner]

shes a senior mod afterall.

[alpine mason]

same vibes

[crisp maple]

i remember when i was a kiddo and someone adressed his birth year with just the 2 last digits

[tawny schooner]

oajdudv

[crisp maple]

i got confused bc a youngster was saying he was 95 y/o

[alpine mason]

the twist is: he was and still is hes eternal

[stark trellis]

He's not 95, just 59

[crisp maple]

my fear is that rainy could be adressing it the same way and we have grannies and grampies mods here

[tawny schooner]

"how old are you?"
2007 years old

[tawny schooner]

crap now im scared ab that too

[stark trellis]

Honestly, they say that everyone starts becoming ''small child'' after you hit 20 or so

But standing in front of a classroom filled with people who are at most 4 years younger than me
Damn does it hit hard

so tiny

[alpine mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/364561999008628746/902360584710930522/852889473011679264.gif

[tawny schooner]

my bro is over 20 and he begun acting like a child instead

rigged

[stark trellis]

In the Netherlands you could theoretically be 18 with a 20 year old teacher, legally

Sad times

[tawny schooner]

oh damn

thats quite scary

[crisp maple]

once you become an adult you just get mad enough to think youre still a child

[stark trellis]

Yes, it's why I'll get that second certification
uh
When I'm not that close in age

[errant palm]

listen, kids.

[alpine mason]

uhhhhhh mfkvfd

[errant palm]

as an aduly

adult

man

[stark trellis]

*Adult

[errant palm]

all I wanna say is

[stark trellis]

*As (proper capitalization is important!)

[errant palm]

being an adult is literally faker.

[stark trellis]

*Fake

*Being

[errant palm]

I Am Sorry Sammy It Wont Happen Again I Promise.

[stark trellis]

*Possible misuse of ''literal(ly)''

That's also not proper capitalization

.

[errant palm]

itWouldBeInProgramming

[stark trellis]

You're not programming right now, and the only word that needs capitalizing is the one word you skipped.

[errant palm]

[stark trellis]

5.3, see me after class.

[errant palm]

don't you have like

a ton of work to do