🛖｜the-cabin

[scarlet ether]

I saw your joke and I made a typo

Okay okay xd

[errant palm]

LMAO

[scarlet ether]

They went to the restaurant, the boy was really sad

He didn't know how to explain to her that he didn't find the ring

He was scared

He tried to distract her a bit by taking some expensive homard

And when he was on point to tell her the truth,

Do you know what the girl found on her plate?

[errant palm]

An onion ring

[scarlet ether]

No

The chocobollo

[errant palm]

YES!

[scarlet ether]

Thanks, thanks a lot

[errant palm]

The return

This makes me happy

[scarlet ether]

This makes me happy as well then

Call me the joker

[errant palm]

We live in a beansociety

[scarlet ether]

I cry

Beanker

Wizardbean

[wraith narwhal]

but does that mean the boy got rejected

[errant palm]

Yes

[wraith narwhal]

Damn, the ring should've been inside chocobollo

[errant palm]

No

The chocobollo should wear the ring

[sullen comet]

it just absorbed the ring, when you cut it open.... there's the ring

[errant palm]

The chocobollo is protecting the marriage

[sullen comet]

he proposed to her using the chocobollo

she had to accept that

who wouldn't?

[errant palm]

I know I would

[scarlet ether]

I'm hungry tbh

[errant palm]

If I wanted to get married

Which I don't

[scarlet ether]

So i would have accepted

Dbeanmy

[wraith narwhal]

eat chocobollo

[scarlet ether]

I wouldn't, he is super smart

He could kill me

[errant palm]

It is I

Dbeanmy, former Egg

[sullen comet]

i must go back to my former name

[errant palm]

Phbeab?

Bean*

[scarlet ether]

Xd

What is happening to us

[errant palm]

I hate and also love all of this

[sullen comet]

there we go

[errant palm]

Ahhh

[scarlet ether]

Is it all a plan made by the chocobollo?

[errant palm]

Unfortunate

[scarlet ether]

I cry

[errant palm]

The chocobollo is looking down on us from the afterlife

[wraith narwhal]

Salty Chocobollo

[sullen comet]

because its full of beans

[errant palm]

Chocobollo becomes pirate queen

[sullen comet]

i am currently using discord web, because i cant realy download anything on this laptop lmao

i feel like if i do its gonna jump off a bridge the poor thing

[errant palm]

Ah :((

[sullen comet]

its got the highest of technology, with an intel core i3.... and many other things i forgot about

[errant palm]

[eternal nacelle]

This proves the only way to get rid of the chocobollo is to drop it in a certain volcano

https://tenor.com/view/boromir-gift-lord-of-the-rings-it-is-a-gift-sean-bean-gif-13955891

[sullen comet]

or in a certain lake

[eternal nacelle]

the lake is currently full of beans

[sullen comet]

do you think beans are dense enought to hold up a boat?

[errant palm]

Sorry lake machine broke

[sullen comet]

this was a general question, not some type of... weird bean related insult directed at noflavor lmao

[errant palm]

I think with enough beans

[eternal nacelle]

[errant palm]

You could sail through them

[eternal nacelle]

I think the boat would slip right through and the beans will swallow you up

[sullen comet]

"you're so dense you're denser than a lakefull of beans"

[eternal nacelle]

ooooh

[errant palm]

Ahahaha

[sullen comet]

in other news, finaly got myself a destiny knot, guess who's gonna get that perfect gardevoir?

[eternal nacelle]

me?

[sullen comet]

probably faster than me with my luck ;c

[errant palm]

Oooh goodluck 07

I've been moving too much to properly sit down and do some pokemon

Hopefully later this week

[sullen comet]

like, i finnaly got a ralts with 5 perfect iv's now i just need either to luck out and get the destiny knot to save the 5 good iv's adn randomly get a good 6th, or i can hunt for a ditto with a good defense IV

[errant palm]

That's sounds doable

[wraith narwhal]

y'all be talking about beans day two

[sullen comet]

because destiny knot passes down 5 of the COMBINED IVs, so its an even lower chance

[errant palm]

Aye

[sullen comet]

YES I GOT THE DITTO

[errant palm]

Let's gooooo

[sullen comet]

now the only RNG is the destiny knot

now i have a chance of 1 in 12x11x10x9x8

ok, i think i either have my math wrong or this is gonna take longer than i thought

why does stuff take longer when you want it? ;c

[errant palm]

Bc time is bullying you

[sullen comet]

time, the biggest bully out there

that one kid your mom doesnt want you around

[errant palm]

yep!

[sullen comet]

time is probably that one kid that left teeth marks on the basket balls

or football balls

or even the floaties at the pool

[errant palm]

[sullen comet]

gotta love the emote name

:AAAAAAAAAAAA:

[errant palm]

it often expresses my mood very well.

[wraith narwhal]

[errant palm]

yes!

[eternal nacelle]

close enough

[errant palm]

[wraith narwhal]

Why NoFlavor and Damy be driving bad

[errant palm]

theyre running into each other

I DONT HAVE A LICENSE!

🚙

[sullen comet]

oh jeez i realy need to get nitro lmao

[errant palm]

NYOOOOM

[wraith narwhal]

Oh no, Damy is going to crash into NoFlavor

🚔

[eternal nacelle]

I HAVE ONE BUT I REALLY SHOULDN'T

[wraith narwhal]

Omw to arrest Damy

[errant palm]

[sullen comet]

AM FEESH, NO THUMBS TO PRESS THE BLIKERS

[eternal nacelle]

weuu weuu

[errant palm]

ull never catch me alive

[wraith narwhal]

OH MY GOD
WHICH ONE OF YOU CRASHED MY BLUESTACKS

[eternal nacelle]

sir you need to pull over

[errant palm]

[eternal nacelle]

hacker man strikes once again

[sullen comet]

dangit, a frog a crashed into bluestacks

[errant palm]

[wraith narwhal]

I just wanted to get a cookie 😔

was going to ask why gif so long

[eternal nacelle]

not the beans again

[wraith narwhal]

I broke it ;-;

[sullen comet]

dangit, we gotta zamknij the dang program again

[errant palm]

LOL NO

[wraith narwhal]

bravo phd, you just learned "Close" in Polish

or "Shut"

[sullen comet]

i am learned

[wraith narwhal]

Deadass cannot get these two cookies

[sullen comet]

naked sword cookie and priest cookie, those two dont mix too much

i just realized my friend has a student called luigi

im very inclined to ask "where's mario?"

[errant palm]

he died.

[eternal nacelle]

wow

[wraith narwhal]

adshsahdas
Sword cookie ain't naked

[sullen comet]

he's looking for his bean filled chocobollo and his ring

[eternal nacelle]

lol

[sullen comet]

on the bottom of the bean filled lake

[wraith narwhal]

I also seem to not get these three too

I am missing 5 cookies.

[eternal nacelle]

corrupted soul cookie noice

[sullen comet]

next rusty lake collab, rusty cookie

it just tastes like lake water

[errant palm]

LOL

[eternal nacelle]

with a hint of bean

[errant palm]

inb4 new video on RL socials that's just one of the staff tossing a cookie into water

[eternal nacelle]

and a dusting of rust

[sullen comet]

of course, the bean flavour is from the lake water

[errant palm]

!verify

[eternal nacelle]

[wraith narwhal]

God, please
I wanna now draw corrupted Cookie

[errant palm]

Well Rainy

if you're not occupied

Grab your pen

[eternal nacelle]

[wraith narwhal]

Smh fine
but it's gonna be on paper 😤

[errant palm]

Based.

[sullen comet]

we need an emote of dale's grandpa holding a gun up and pointing it at the screen

"i need my drink. NOW"

[errant palm]

keep it in mind for the next emote contest

if we're hosting one.

[worldly ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770264853654274048/857605004113215498/image0.png

hi im back with another drawing

this time its eye shape practice

[errant palm]

eye see.

[worldly ravine]

i-

...

[errant palm]

😄

[sullen comet]

thats very eye opining

jeez i need schools to open right now

[worldly ravine]

oh god the eye puns are coming

oh?

[sullen comet]

opening*

spelling, my worst enemy

[wraith narwhal]

Eye know

[worldly ravine]

so is Damy's

[sullen comet]

right behind having to wait for pokemon eggs to hatch

[worldly ravine]

i haven't played pokemon in forever

was never really into it tbh

[sullen comet]

im currently trying to get a perfect 6 IV ralts to get a perfect gardevoir

because gardevoir is my favourite pokemon

[worldly ravine]

i love how their voice sounds

i remember trying to master it cuz i loved it so much-

[sullen comet]

im also currently making lasagna, yummy

a quick google search tells me that eggs with better IV's take longer to hatch

[wraith narwhal]

which pokemon are you playing?

[sullen comet]

it isnt realy an official pokemon game, its a fanmade discord bot called "myuu"

[wraith narwhal]

ohhh, gotcha!

[sullen comet]

dude, a guy in my class tried to present something, but he presented the meet screen, and created a nightmarish echo chamber that kept getting louder and louder

and then the teacher had to kick him LMAO

[errant badge]

reminds me of pokecord

i miss my children

[sullen comet]

dang it, karen took em too?

[errant badge]

no the bot shut down

[sullen comet]

i...

[errant badge]

i still remember my first catch...

it was mewtwo

[sullen comet]

WUT?

[errant badge]

i would show proof of him being my first catch but

the bot shut down

tho i had some great children like my favorite dragon bat, charizard and my favorite fire falcon

highest IV pokemon was a rockruff with i think around 87% IV

[marsh orchid]

Hmmm... can i badly explain game?

[sullen comet]

yes, definetly

[marsh orchid]

A man got really bad day at work, and solves his problems using "scientyfic methodes"

[sullen comet]

im realy bad at these lmao

[marsh orchid]

Half Life

[sullen comet]

do the scientific methods include half life 3? because thats what we need

[marsh orchid]

Mostly the include sience like balistic

But i also got another one

Women reaaly wants her dessert, but when it turns out that she was tricked, she is going to kill someone

[sullen comet]

cube escape : seasons

[marsh orchid]

Where is dessert part?
Hmmm... maybe Harveys eggs?
But for real i was thinking about Portal

[errant palm]

portal is; bring your child to work day goes horribly wrong.

[sullen comet]

boiled eggs for dessert, very depressing

[errant palm]

egg nog in a dessert drink

I guess.

[marsh orchid]

Actualy you can make desser from eggs and sugar

[sullen comet]

thats probably why she takes prozak, to be able to eat eggs for dessert

beans for dessert

[marsh orchid]

Why eveeything is beans now?

[sullen comet]

everybean**

[stark trellis]

Because bean

I don't know

(That's not a joke. I don't know)

[marsh orchid]

Can i also become a bean?

[sullen comet]

jjerebeansz

that also works lmao

[stark trellis]

Let us all become Bean™️

[marsh orchid]

But what when only beans will remain

What next?

[stark trellis]

Dinner

[sullen comet]

bean smoothie

more like bean roughty

[wraith narwhal]

Let me really badly explain a game

You get tricked by a mysterious man to build an invention that sent you to the woods

[sullen comet]

dont starve?

[wraith narwhal]

Yup

[sullen comet]

ok, first ralts failed, lets keep trying

[carmine shale]

I JUST GOT SEA FAIRY &^%$#@#$%%#@&$%@#&

[wraith narwhal]

Why everyone around me is so lucky

All I got is one soul stone

[potent shard]

good morning

[sullen comet]

Second ralts also isnt the good one, life is pain

[errant palm]

ah that sucks:((

[sullen comet]

And they take so long, even with flame body😔

[wraith narwhal]

Let this thunderbolt give you luck

[sullen comet]

"ralts used thunderbolt"

[crisp maple]

Oh my these big steam sales only exist to point out how much time i dont have to play games

Seriously thinking of giving up on school and start a gameplay yt channel

[errant palm]

Stay in school kidas

but like, mood.

[crisp maple]

Nowadays my classes are just convos and a lot of homework so i dunno if dropping it would make that harm

[wraith narwhal]

Honestly same here
But in my case it would be cookie run, art and commentary

[tawny schooner]

for me its about to be the end of schoolyear weeeeee

the official end will be tomorrow

[crisp maple]

I have 2 weeks until winter vacations but ig i wont have much time to enjoy it tho

Oh boy university sucks

[errant palm]

it sure does!

[tawny schooner]

also for some reason the whole sky is frikin yellow

[crisp maple]

But speaking of that i remembered smth
Should i make a rl review for a homework instead of an anime one?

[errant palm]

I think it would be cool

score some extra points

[crisp maple]

Im really considering it nowadays bc i dont want to watch the whole series again

[errant palm]

although aizawas sleeping bag is a worthy point of discussion on its own

https://tenor.com/view/cute-girl-excited-mha-animation-gif-20431145

[crisp maple]

flashbacks from ua festival that make me cry

[errant palm]

😄

[crisp maple]

Describing all the paradox experience sure would make it

But my teacher prolly wouldnt go search more about it and it certainly would be confusing

[tawny schooner]

guys fr almost the whole sky is orange-yellowey wth

[errant palm]

Star,

listen

I need you to pay attention here

haveyou never seen a sun set before

[tawny schooner]

i did

but the sky didnt use to look like that

[sullen comet]

Im beggining to sweat, ralts 3 isnt a hit either

[crisp maple]

Plot twists
Its a sunrise

[errant palm]

also it could be sarah sand particles in the air colouring the sunset an even more orange.

[wraith narwhal]

meanwhile here: Thunderstorm II: Electric boogaloo

[tawny schooner]

well there kinda was a sandstorm here in middle of the day

[errant palm]

well there ya go.

[wraith narwhal]

was it fun to listen to?

[tawny schooner]

idk i just heard wind go wooooooooooooooshhhhhhh

the wind was very strong tbh

[sullen comet]

Hehe wind go brrrrr

[errant palm]

@tawny schooner for example here in the netherlands we get it too.

[tawny schooner]

it shifted a road sign a bit

[sullen comet]

Ok, im out

[tawny schooner]

im not used to orange susnets cuz they used to look more rainbowey but thx for explaining

[errant palm]

😄

[tawny schooner]

sunsets*

[wraith narwhal]

SUS NET

[tawny schooner]

wtf it took me 5 attempts to correct myself

[errant palm]

AMOGUS

[tawny schooner]

also are moss blocks obtainable in mc in survival?

[errant palm]

uhhh

on 1.17?

[wraith narwhal]

maybe

[errant palm]

I think in chests yes.

and then you can make an infinite amount.

[tawny schooner]

Damy is right but idk if in chests

i got some from. a wandering trader

[errant palm]

😄

[tawny schooner]

and i also have like

5 golden hoes

some have unbreaking

[errant palm]

quite the collection!

[tawny schooner]

all from chest loots 😌

[errant palm]

nice!

[sullen comet]

i have released like. 5 ralts' at this point...

[summer void]

How to turn off auto-emoji on Discord? I’m on iOS btw

[sullen comet]

What do you mean by that? lmao

[summer void]

Like, how do you stop Discord from turning things like sideways smiley faces (colon + closed bracket) from turning into the 🙂 emoji when you send it in a text?

[sullen comet]

You mean like :)

Do you have autocorrect on your phone?

[summer void]

Yes

[sullen comet]

Does it happen on other apps?

[summer void]

No, just Discord.

I want to turn off auto-emoji on Discord

[crisp maple]

Ig is smth with ios, here on android such thing never happened

The :) face command is : slightsmile :, i think they changed to this since a lot of ppl use text emotes

[summer void]

Oh

[sullen comet]

YES, IM ALMOST THERE

My chances went from 1 in... a lot to 1 in like... 3

And 1 in 2 if i give the other poke a power weight

[sullen comet]

Ok, i think that now i have the perfect egg, wish me luck!

[errant palm]

[errant palm]

👀

[wraith narwhal]

OH GOD

OH NO

[errant palm]

[marsh orchid]

What is being crushed?

[wraith narwhal]

Impostor

[wraith narwhal]

New eject method
being crushed

[marsh orchid]

Is that an Among us reference?

[errant palm]

yes

[marsh orchid]

Anyway, i hope that everybody finds a good gamr on the sale

[wraith narwhal]

I checked for myself
it's real, I swear

[errant palm]

thank u rainy.

ye im considering picking up resident evil 2.

sadly all my most wants aren't available yet

[wraith narwhal]

don't worry, TGAAC Is coming in July, but not sure if the sale will be applied

[errant palm]

thatys alright, to be fair, I already have a japanese import copy on the way

[stark trellis]

Only one?

[errant palm]

..yes

were you expecting one?

wait a minute

[stark trellis]

Fake fanboy, importing only 1 copy of a game you like

[errant palm]

Sammy it's past two shouldn't you be working

[stark trellis]

I am working!

[errant palm]

O OKAY

[stark trellis]

XD

[errant palm]

I'm also buying it on steam

so I can enjoy it w/ best audio quality

[stark trellis]

sdfgvb of course, of course

[sullen comet]

Jesus, at this rate half life 3 will be out before silksong lmao

[errant palm]

yea.

[stark trellis]

Isn't HL3 just Alyx?

So it did come out before SS

[sullen comet]

Man, i dont miss playing steel soul KEKW

[errant palm]

I feel like alyx is like

the borderland pre-sequel

but I dont know, if im being honest.

[sullen comet]

Got out of that nightmare before it killed me

[errant palm]

I just od not know the storyline at all.

[stark trellis]

there are crabs

[errant palm]

Id love to complete a steelsoul run

[stark trellis]

they like heads

also science dude

[errant palm]

I think I can do it.

[stark trellis]

doesnt talk, best friends with chell

[errant palm]

i'm not bad at hollow knight.

chell?

[stark trellis]

i know my lore!!!!!11111

(Portal)

[errant palm]

like the potatoe carrier from portal??

[stark trellis]

Oh my god Damy

[errant palm]

YES I WAS MAKING THATJOKE

[stark trellis]

[errant palm]

[stark trellis]

[sullen comet]

Most i've gotten to is like... the guy you fight to get the wings

[errant palm]

broken vessel!

[sullen comet]

Whats his name again?...

THATS THE ONE

[stark trellis]

Steel Soul was nerve wrecking

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die imgonnadieimgonnadie- oh hey beat the final boss

[errant palm]

Brother defeated!

[sullen comet]

But i either get scared and die in the spikes just before the "maze" to his part, or i get bonked by his flying dash🥲

[errant palm]

ye makes sense.

[stark trellis]

I actually think Lost Kin is easier than Broken Vessel

[errant palm]

now that is a hot take, considering Kins health pool

[stark trellis]

I can deal with everything but the headbang attack

Which Kin doesn't have XD

[errant palm]

ahhh

[sullen comet]

For me, the hardest boss was traitor mantis

[stark trellis]

(Random projectile attacks at close range to where I was hitting are my enemy)

[errant palm]

for me it was definitely nailsage sly

[stark trellis]

(Darn you, brooding mawlek!!!!)

[errant palm]

so far.

[stark trellis]

Oh I mean, Sly is the biggest enemy
But he is the random attack at clsoe range to where I was hitting my enemy

[errant palm]

yes!

[sullen comet]

Brooding mawlek i just got... slug heal and dodged his close range swipes lmao

[errant palm]

not a terrible tactic I reckon

[sullen comet]

Im bad with names, leave me alone daby

I mean damy

[errant palm]

banned.

[stark trellis]

Dabi

[sullen comet]

I was gonna say "dababy" but i thought that was kinda mean😅

Dami

[errant palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dabi-bnha-gif-18323306

[stark trellis]

If the shoe blue fits...

[sullen comet]

Dami, former damy

Ah, being a member of this server was good while it lasted

[errant palm]

wish I could do the server spefific avatar thing

so i could rock the dabi gif

but alas i do not have that function yet

[stark trellis]

/++band toast

i was so afraid it'd trigger the bot

[errant palm]

LOL

[stark trellis]

Imagine it says ban, ye?

[sullen comet]

I was gonna make a joke where i leave the serverand join back but it doesnt show who just joined haha

[errant palm]

well we'd see

but it wouldnt have the same effect

[wraith narwhal]

We'll know how that ends up

or where that function ends up

[errant palm]

the thing is

it already IS a function

[wraith narwhal]

Just not rolled out yet?

[errant palm]

I dunno?

to some people?
not to me!

[wraith narwhal]

Smh

[sullen comet]

And im back to being phd

Tis god's will

[errant palm]

[sullen comet]

Damn, i leave the server for 1 second and all conversation dies out LMAO

[errant palm]

yea

Im waiting on a friend so I can play some fortnite tbh

[sullen comet]

[stark trellis]

Please call Mr Epic and tell them to stop sending me stuff thank you

I know you're good friends with them

[errant palm]

I will I will

[stark trellis]

(In case anyone wants context
Fortnite ARG, sending random international non-players addressed post, no replies from anyone involved)

[sullen comet]

"Hello MR.games? Yeah, STAP"

[errant palm]

moshi moshi, epicdesu

[stark trellis]

(Epic has now finally in a personal email to one person confirmed that they worked with a third party)

[errant palm]

its so fucking scummy lmao

[stark trellis]

Very kawaii, not very kowai

[errant palm]

I hate it.

[stark trellis]

They, by a technicality, did not break European privacy law
By a technicality, that I'm fairly sure doesn't exist but have fun proving it in court

[sullen comet]

Sending an epic games case to the supreme court KEKW

[errant palm]

wouldnt be the first

would ity

actually I dont know where the apple law suit stands rn

is that a supreme court thing

I dunno!

[stark trellis]

Is this a good moment to say I'm totally open to unsolicited addressed mail as long as it's not from Epic?

[errant palm]

okay

fine

give me a moment

[stark trellis]

O.o

More pakkige?

[errant palm]

I cant actually think of anything to send your way rn

;-;

[stark trellis]

sdfgbnhgfd betrayal

[sullen comet]

Cat pics

[errant palm]

not a terrible idea phd.

[stark trellis]

Nah, it's fine. You got me the best gift of all: packing paper to tear up
And cat pics, also those

[sullen comet]

"We are trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"

[stark trellis]

Fun fact: I don't have a driver's license, nor do I plan on every getting one

So they can keep trying!

[sullen comet]

"We are trying to contact you about your bycicle's extended warranty

[stark trellis]

Jokes on you, which bike

[errant palm]

we are trying to contact you about your bus stops extended warranty

[stark trellis]

Which on-

[sullen comet]

We are trying to contact you about your leg's extended warranty

[stark trellis]

That's just reality for prosthetic users

[sullen comet]

Good thing you're not american, because there no body part is under warranty

And yes, thats a healthcare joke, im not original, sue me

[stark trellis]

My eyes are through my glasses, I guess

Good joke. How;s your day been?>

[sullen comet]

Currently watching the new hire teach a class english while preparing a lesson plan myself

[errant palm]

Okay I have contacted some people

you can expect some unsollicited spam soon, Sammy B(ean)

[stark trellis]

Fear™️

Also, nice!

[sullen comet]

Damy had a stroll in the deep web

[errant palm]

I did

[stark trellis]

Like 90+% of deepweb hitmen are cops, just so you know

[errant palm]

Sammy r u the newhire

👀

[stark trellis]

Soon, I will be!

[errant palm]

Fair!

[stark trellis]

Do you also teach English, @sullen comet ?

[sullen comet]

Yep, its a private english school called wizard

[errant palm]

yoU DONT gotta dox

all ur details

JUST A HEADS UP

LMAO

[stark trellis]

You teach at Hogwarts?!

Right, it's fine to keep it vague!

[sullen comet]

No, we dont work with wizards, although our teaching is like magic

[errant palm]

wonderful

[sullen comet]

Dont worry damy lmao, theres a bunch of places all over the country lmao

[errant palm]

ah fair

just looking out for you

says the guy, with his actual first name in his username

[stark trellis]

Who also gave away his neighbourhood...

Which, admittedly, so did I

[errant palm]

The netherlands is a big neighbourhood

[sullen comet]

I could put my whole name as my username and no one would find me LMAO

[errant palm]

Smart!

[sullen comet]

Most basic bitch name out there

[stark trellis]

My actual first name would still be safe, too. My last name is rare enough it might actually just be my extended family with it

Is your name J. Smith?

XD

[sullen comet]

I know like 4 people with my exact same name and they arent even related to me

[stark trellis]

o.o

[wraith narwhal]

same here

[sullen comet]

Yeah, cookie deliverer is a pretty uncommon last name

[wraith narwhal]

It's legendary name

[stark trellis]

The Cookie Deliverer's are an honored family

[errant palm]

It's true

a tradition passed down from parent to child

[stark trellis]

Named for their profession, being farmers

[sullen comet]

They have been delivering cookies since they were invented

[errant palm]

remember pompeii?

[stark trellis]

When were cookies even invented

[errant palm]

the cook delivers caused that

[sullen comet]

In.... "alexa, when were cookies invented"

[errant palm]

cookie*

they needed the lava to complete a mass order.

[sullen comet]

In the 7th century BC in persia,

[errant palm]

Interesting.

I wonder if any are still buried somewhere

[sullen comet]

Not BC , AD

[errant palm]

the forbidden cookie...

[wraith narwhal]

the forbidden ash cookie

[stark trellis]

Oh, so that's what Prince of Persia is all about

[errant palm]

cookies...

[sullen comet]

Rainies family passes the first ever cookie like the old samurais pass their swords

[errant palm]

it contains all the cookie maker magic!

[wraith narwhal]

yes, that's true

[sullen comet]

If that cookie is ever eaten all cookies in the world shall wither, and no more, the factories of old shall steam, for the cookie magic, shall forever vanish

[errant palm]

:(((

Cool dnd idea.

but :(((

[stark trellis]

I think that's the plot of cookie clicker

well, that and eldritch grannies

[errant palm]

dont forget about the eldritch grannies.

[sullen comet]

All the enldritch grannies? Souls of long dead deliverers

[stark trellis]

That got dark XD

[errant palm]

all eternally in service of the cookie

[stark trellis]

Also, I'm off to work before Damy manifests in front of my house to yell at me

[errant palm]

Listne

I was about to yell at you

[stark trellis]

I KNEW IT

[errant palm]

You felt thatr.

LMAO

[sullen comet]

NOT THIS ...JERKFACE

[errant palm]

goodluck Sammyt!

[stark trellis]

tnx
goodbye

[sullen comet]

God i hate that guy

[errant palm]

Soul master!

he was a tricky fellow in my first playthrough

a real steep hill to suddenly climb

[sullen comet]

After i killed him that i realized i didnt need to do it to finish the game

[errant palm]

well dive is eh, optional, kinda?

[sullen comet]

Or do you? I dont actualy remember

[errant palm]

it sort of depends on how you want to get into crystal peaks.

you dont pick up dive in the any% route so its not a must.

[wraith narwhal]

got $10 commission

time to sketch

[errant palm]

!!!

STONKS

So rainy u take comms

👀

[sullen comet]

Yeah, i just buy lumafly and use the payed entry

[errant palm]

yes exacty;!

[wraith narwhal]

now I will possibly
because I have no other way to do it XD

[errant palm]

welll if i ever need something drawn can I just slide in ur dms?

[wraith narwhal]

yes of course!

[errant palm]

okay this is good to know

I like supporting friends and I like your arts

😄

[wraith narwhal]

Awww thanks, that makes me smile c:

[sullen comet]

Ohhh interesting will keep in mind haha

[errant palm]

banned rainy for advertising

even though I asked.

[sullen comet]

Hhahahaha

https://tenor.com/view/ladies-and-gentleman-we-got-him-gif-12313683

Her*

[errant palm]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-vibe-vibing-funky-gif-21775206

[wraith narwhal]

y'all folled me
how dare you
I'm gonna ban myself
Rainy, you're fired for advertising

[errant palm]

LOL

[sullen comet]

Wait, no flavor is also advertising in #📯｜rl-announcements GET EM

[errant palm]

EVERYONE is banned!
forever!

[sullen comet]

Also #bart_leeghwater wut

I typed #.rl and secret channel, appeared

[errant palm]

nah they're not secret at all

they were part of the twd ARG

[sullen comet]

Ah its the arg LMAO

[errant palm]

but theyre archived now

[sullen comet]

Hahahaha

[errant palm]

I have em muted and collapsed!

[wraith narwhal]

I won't forget how the ARG started when I was going ice skating

[sullen comet]

I forgot about those because i keep them collapsed

[errant palm]

the arg was gr8

[wraith narwhal]

facts

[sullen comet]

I still dont have the perfect egg🥲

[marsh orchid]

What kind of perfection you can find in egg?

[wraith narwhal]

perfect IV

[sullen comet]

The only perfect egg i ever found was damy, and now even that is gone

I know how to grammar good

[wraith narwhal]

don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it

[errant badge]

https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1408125565194825729?s=20 edmund...

🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 (@edmundmcmillen)

Its The Black Crewmate from Among Us! (@AmongUsGame) who is the imposter... you could accuse anyone! person in 1st about to win with 1hp left.. time to vote them out! pesky monster giving everyone trouble.. just have an emergency meeting! https://t.co/HqiejgUbh5

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why

[sullen comet]

What game is that? Lmao

[errant badge]

four souls

a tabletop game

[crisp maple]

amogus tcg seems... funnier than actual amogus?

[sullen comet]

Ah yes... that game

[errant badge]

worst part theres more

amogus curse card

amogus loot card

[wraith narwhal]

oh god

[errant badge]

and the imposter is a monster

[wraith narwhal]

that's the best addition to the cardgame

[crisp maple]

this looks too much like bang! and now im having nostalgic flashbacks of game nights

[errant badge]

its a great game and this is part of its final expansion, requiem

[tawny schooner]

https://youtu.be/E7b55NQcOgU

[crisp maple]

speaking of summer sale, any cheap suggestions for someone that alreay have every rl game?

[errant palm]

What are you looking for

[stark trellis]

Enter the Gungeon

[errant palm]

anyway the obvious choice

[stark trellis]

Dicey Dungeons?

[crisp maple]

anything that run in a shitty windows 10 laptop

[errant palm]

Dicey dungeons!

[stark trellis]

Dicey Dungeons should work

[eternal nacelle]

if you wan to spend hours and hours until your life has wasted away, Stardew valley

[errant palm]

YES

[stark trellis]

YES

[carmine crystal]

-?

[errant palm]

DIsco elysium is also really good if you're looking for a nice RP

[carmine crystal]

Ok Imma read all of the chat

[stark trellis]

Reigns is always good for some mostly mindless fun

[errant palm]

well I don't suggest reading ALL of the cabin!

[stark trellis]

The card swipe game

[errant palm]

seems like a lot of work.

[stark trellis]

Katana ZERO is also a lot of fun

[errant palm]

Whimsy and Landlord of the Woods are also fun games that have some RL vibes.

[stark trellis]

And the free DLC is coming!
Eventually
Someday

[carmine crystal]

Guys

[errant palm]

ye we

[crisp maple]

okok i have few money

[errant palm]

re just talking video games

[carmine crystal]

I did the lobby part of RL hotel in rovlox

[errant palm]

Oooh really!

[carmine crystal]

Roblox*

[errant palm]

Show it off show it off.

[carmine crystal]

Yass

Ok wait

[errant palm]

(this could go in #🎨｜fan-creations)

[stark trellis]

I also really liked Long Live The Queen, but that's very specific for the cutesy-but-bloody management visual novel crowd

[carmine crystal]

Imma make it public

Welp

I cant do it on mobile

And im not in my house

When I go back I will send

[eternal nacelle]

I bought Vampire The Masquerade - Bloodlines since I never actually played it

[stark trellis]

Lots of fun, recommend looking into the fan patch

[manic crystal]

Well even I made some purchases with this sale... but speaking of some games which caught my attention: anyone heard of ‘Genesis Noir’?

[stark trellis]

Vamp Masq is a brilliant unfinished game

[errant palm]

looking forward to it Hailey!

[eternal nacelle]

a friend has been bugging me to get it

[stark trellis]

Ha, bug

I'll let myself out

[errant palm]

BUGS

[crisp maple]

ig im going with celeste and hollow knight, my platform-lover soul will have some fun for a few days

[carmine crystal]

Well the problem is I wont be home for 4 days :/ Thank you anyway

[stark trellis]

Oh, Celeste! That's a very good choice

And Hollow Knight
my beloved

[eternal nacelle]

looking forward to see it when you can post it Hailey

[errant palm]

Hollow knight...

bugs.

beloved bugs.

[eternal nacelle]

that's a good choice sir parrot

[stark trellis]

My default recs these days are usually HK, Stardew and RL because they're all very different but very fun

[errant palm]

ye they sure are huh Sammy

(Sammy realistically got me into both HK and Stardew)

[stark trellis]

😄

[eternal nacelle]

Sammy is a great person

[errant palm]

This is the truth.

[stark trellis]

😄 😨

😊

Thanks! All of you are great too. This really is a good server

[errant palm]

agreed!

It's the Great moderation team that keeps it going

[eternal nacelle]

[errant palm]

/s

I almost triggered dyno with that.

help

[stark trellis]

That is my biggest fear lmao

That, and fake Ats

''Why is this person called At------wordiwasjokingabout, the nonsense was supposed to filter people out!!''

[tulip marten]

Why are all the mods turning into beans?

[errant palm]

bean machine spilled into the lake.

[tulip marten]

Oh no

[manic crystal]

Not all

[wraith narwhal]

21 of June - The Beeny Incident

[errant palm]

[manic crystal]

I still resist

[tulip marten]

Yay, go Luna!

[manic crystal]

I try my hardest!

[errant palm]

[stark trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/holidays-presents-melting-l4puXzIEbBECdnWbB5

[tulip marten]

Ohhhh!
I saw what was going on, but didn't know it would cause everything

[crisp maple]

im putting my life at risk here, but #teamrice

[errant palm]

thats valid

rice is super tasty

[stark trellis]

i had rice yesterday

[tulip marten]

I rather go for rice

[errant palm]

I dont actually

like beans that much

[stark trellis]

Me neither

[manic crystal]

I want rice now

What have you done

[errant palm]

I had fries earlier im full

[wraith narwhal]

I like beans, but atm I don't carve them

crave**

[errant palm]

carve the beans

[crisp maple]

now im serious into it

[tulip marten]

I like certain ones

Oh no...

Hopefully, this doesn't start any cults

But, I can see it happening, though

[errant palm]

No cults on this server

[stark trellis]

🙂

[errant palm]

[tulip marten]

That is good to hear

That makes me feel so much better

[errant palm]

Lmao I;m glad!

hope you're doing alright babette o7

[tulip marten]

I am actually, thank you for asking!

[errant palm]

Nice!

[tulip marten]

I am not that active here

[errant palm]

that's alright! its nice to see you jump in from time to time

we'll always be here

[tulip marten]

Aww..thanks!

[errant palm]

Unless eh, the lake swallows us hwole

whole**

[tulip marten]

Hopefully it won't

[sullen comet]

It has happened before

[tulip marten]

Also, I am very glad to see the banner is up again on the server

[tulip marten]

It has?

[stark trellis]

Sometimes lakes swallow people. We try not to think about the interns too much

[sullen comet]

One of the versions of the lake engulfed the whole world, thats why space is black, its just the bottom of the lake

[errant palm]

the pro of the free nitro

a lot of people were kind enough to boost us

I hope one day we can keep it up permanently

[sullen comet]

Yeah, i sure dont miss that time i applied for mod...

[stark trellis]

run, run and dont look back

[tulip marten]

I see that!
Also...would there be a competition for banner art in the near future?

[stark trellis]

If we can keep the number up, it'd be nice to consider it again. But first we'd need some certainty XD

[tulip marten]

Okay!

[errant palm]

yes!

[tulip marten]

I know I have missed several competitions already, but I might try out for future ones.

[errant palm]

looking forward to seeing your submissions!

be sure to keep an eye on #📣｜server-announcements 😄

[tulip marten]

Alright!

[errant palm]

we currently have 5 more days left on our Summer contest, and an undisclosed amount of time remaining on the albert contest.

[tulip marten]

I have started to replay all the games

It has been awhile since I have

[errant palm]

always good!

[marsh orchid]

Somebody wants to play CoH2 Coop mission?

[carmine crystal]

And btw its only a map

[errant badge]

welp...

guess i own papers please

[toxic sedge]

nice

[sullen comet]

That game is amazing

[marsh orchid]

Remember

GLORY TO ARZTOCKA

[stark trellis]

Very fun game!

The devs other game, Return of the Obra Din, is also a lot of fun
But Papers is just
There's nothing quite like it, except for literal Papers-like games

[sullen comet]

Damn, i wish i got cool games from my friends when i had a PC lmao, all i got was a 1 buck hentai puzzle game

[tawny schooner]

https://youtu.be/76uUho_mNeM

ah man i hate it when i death.fell.accident.water

[rancid parrot]

aww man I hate it when my account gets used for scam shit

and I am trying to stay calm

[marsh orchid]

How did something like this can happen?

[rancid parrot]

someone in my DM's claimed they were scammed via an dm that used my steam profile.

but now I am not sure if they are folling me or not

since they have zero screenshots

[burnt quartz]

I found something nice which I would like to share

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1o7411f7RD/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.9

[burnt quartz]

oh s*it you got that too? I have it on my wishlist related games

[errant palm]

this sort of thing should normally go in #🎨｜fan-creations but thank you for sharing.

[burnt quartz]

I didnt create it though

just found it in the community I was around

[stark trellis]

That's allowed, as long as you give credit (like linking, which you did!)

[burnt quartz]

then I shall share another one

hope you wont feel annoyed

[errant palm]

I'm not sure where you got that impression!

[burnt quartz]

idk

the cabin is a funny place

you guys know sim 4?

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1FE411L7QR?t=255

I love Chinese community and sadly they dont have access to Youtube

[white kindle]

Is anyone else having issues with the Instagram app? I'm trying to edit my posts but they take forever to load

[crisp maple]

Here everything is fine

[sullen comet]

Day 2 almost 3 of trying to get the perfect ralts, results: PAIN

[crisp maple]

now now, steam got serious with the summer sale

such great game for half the price, they gotta be kidding

[stark trellis]

I think that's illegal, insta ban for mentioning the R-U-S-T game!! /j

[errant palm]

Ban!

[stark trellis]

So...

I just got post

(This belongs in Cabin)

I opened the envelope

[wraith narwhal]

caT

[stark trellis]

Which was a nice surprise

Inside:

@errant palm I think you've gone rogue

Should I @ the other mods? XD

[wraith narwhal]

What

[errant palm]

O

O NO

MY POST

[stark trellis]

.

[errant palm]

its a bit

I send sammy unsolicited mail

[wraith narwhal]

ok, for a second I thought this is real and I was like "?? Did we really made it and sent it to ourselves?"

[stark trellis]

Addressed to:

Anyway I literally choked on my laughter, so thanks for the mail XD

[errant palm]

you're welcome! 😄

[wraith narwhal]

but this, this is brilliant, I love it

[stark trellis]

There is a rogue mod in the server, making his own args in the name of the lake masters

[errant palm]

to clarify; im not

[stark trellis]

And his name

https://giphy.com/gifs/12XNRtl6kZxQVq

(Anyway, just to clarify: this really was a joke on Damy's part. There's no other arg XD)

[errant palm]

it sure was

[tawny schooner]

man just imagine we would have a Rusty Lake cat ARG

it would be amazing

[errant palm]

Yes but it doesn't exist

[stark trellis]

I'd, admittedly, expect a dog

[errant palm]

But

Them...

[marsh orchid]

What da dog doin?

[stark trellis]

Sleeping

[marsh orchid]

Thats good, dogs need sleep

[marsh orchid]

Cat be doing some workout

[supple void]

o

[sullen comet]

OR IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK

[errant palm]

no

it's not.

Or well

what Sammy is saying is the truth.

seriously

please.

it's a joke.

nothing

more.

there is

nothing.

I cannot stress that fact enough.

[sullen comet]

Anyway, i have a major migraine, gonna try to sleep it off

[errant palm]

have a nice rest!

[marsh orchid]

A random meme

[errant palm]

Ye pretty accurate!

[tawny schooner]

imagine being asked about what you want as a gift for helping ur parents only to have ur suggestion rejected

[marsh orchid]

Ehhh... can relate

[tawny schooner]

whaaat? you wanna have a game that u were hyped about for over a year and that u still like and would want to play? nah, i wanna buy u a skateboard instead. not like u have anywhere to go with it anyways :)

[sullen comet]

Train your kickflips inside (disclaimer: DONT)

[sullen comet]

DUDE, MY FRIEND DECIDED TO HELP ME WITH GETTING THE GOOD RALTS AND HE GOT IT IN HIS FIRST EGG

[errant palm]

LMAO

Nice.

[errant badge]

https://twitter.com/JoelBurgess/status/1409013849584504833?s=19

Joel Burgess (@JoelBurgess)

I said goodbye today to River, who most of you know as Fallout 4’s Dogmeat.

Heartbroken doesn't cover it, but I won’t eulogize her here. For twitter, I thought it'd be appropriate to look back at her impact on that game.

(plus, writing about game dev hurts less than grieving)

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...

[errant palm]

Unfortunate.

[wraith narwhal]

a little cheer up

[jade hamlet]

Hehe smol catto

[tawny schooner]

lmfaooo

why am i laughing at dis--

[sharp hemlock]

Dance

[marsh orchid]

I see here lack of one dance

[marsh orchid]

That one performed by Rick Astley in his famus song

[tawny schooner]

https://youtu.be/Zg61RS3hCjg

[toxic sedge]

the duality of a man-to get dark souls 3 or stardew valley

[errant palm]

Oooh that's a tough question.

Depends on what you're moods like I guess death or farming

[sullen comet]

Both games have farming... just different kinds

[crisp maple]

both will consume your life, so its really up to you to decide how to make a fusion with your couch

[errant palm]

Mr. Animal is right!

[sullen comet]

Mr. Blank

[toxic sedge]

i enjoyed bloodborne

am looking forward to beating it again after learning how op flame sprayer is

[crisp maple]

im accepting suggestions!

[errant palm]

Oooh exciting@toxic sedge !

[sullen comet]

Bombardier beetle?

Its a prerty cool animal

[errant palm]

Flamingo

🦩

[toxic sedge]

i probably played bloodborne the wrong way

didn't switch my armor once,only wore hunter's garb

and never used beast hood pellets

[errant palm]

Hardmode+

[stark trellis]

I would call that the Cool Way

[toxic sedge]

i also didn't know what insight did

[stark trellis]

Neither do the characters

[toxic sedge]

but man,the winter lantern bridge

[sullen comet]

Anyway, just found a gud name

[toxic sedge]

my legs were shaking

[sullen comet]

WAIT

[stark trellis]

''Grant us eyes!''
Get eyes
''Why must you curse us!''

[errant palm]

Hoe dare you make us see

[toxic sedge]

eyes in the inside of the skull

makes sense

[sullen comet]

YES, I FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT NAME

[errant palm]

Too many misters

[stark trellis]

Well, it's not like the great ones know much aboyt human anatomy! They tried

[toxic sedge]

i also want to try the arcane build

i also never played the dlc (can't afford it)

but cos doesn't seem that hard

just parry

[stark trellis]

That's just how you play soulsborne games well

''Just parry''

[errant palm]

What rhe fuck is a parrt

[stark trellis]

🔫

[toxic sedge]

i heard people complain that the parry window is too small

[errant palm]

continues to chuck fire balls

[toxic sedge]

but i never had a problem

[stark trellis]

Pyromancy is a fun class, ye

It's only too small if your ps4 starts chugging right at that moment

[toxic sedge]

in bloodborne yes

[stark trellis]

...XD

Okay that genuinely made me Laugh Out Loud

[toxic sedge]

i remember just taking all runes for parrying into the cainhurst castle (painhurts)

was dead in about 4 parries

also couldn't beat bloodstarved beast until i just calmed down and just parried

i didn't cheese it,like some people told me to do

[errant palm]

I like cheese

Tasty

[toxic sedge]

i didn't know you could parry the furries

[stark trellis]

Cheese is tasty

[toxic sedge]

like cleric beast or amelia

[stark trellis]

THE FURRIES

It's always worth trying