💬general-discussion

[dark anvil]

frontload that skywalk bro

[acoustic beacon]

I can’t even get past the Mail one 🫩

[upper nebula]

i try to take lead as much as i can. if there are lots of suspects in a room, i que my squad to throw a flashbang. once i reach another entrance to that room, i command them to execute and i go in blasting. also keep distance and pick a good loadout. and take it very slow if youre really struggling. bring a mirror gun too

some missions you can just command the squad to do everything for you and you'll be fine, the hospital is different. you NEED to be the one taking lead

[astral idol]

for "the heat is on" what counts as a grenade

can I use teh flash launcher?

[upper nebula]

stingers, flashbangs, gas

[upper nebula]

probably not

[astral idol]

I mean the primary gun

not the tactical equipment one

[upper nebula]

oh, maybe. id assume not cause its technically a grenade launcher but im not 100% sure. worth a try tho

[astral idol]

also does a helmet count as armor?

[upper nebula]

yes

[steel palm]

does anyone have a mod to make the less lethals more effective?

[lilac bone]

Guys, when activating that device in the New America mission, we have 3 minutes to disarm the bomb. What happens if we don't finish within 3 minutes?

[upper nebula]

bomb explodes

[tough zinc]

Big boom

[lilac bone]

A

[upper nebula]

when you arrest the detonator guy, make sure to disarm his bomb vest or else you will still fail. learned the hard way

[dark anvil]

triggerman presses the button as soon as he sees you, if jammer isnt active bomb blows

[upper nebula]

^^

[astral idol]

what about anti flash goggles?

[tough zinc]

Bouta attempt it gonna use your wise advice master rambo🙏

[upper nebula]

im pretty sure those dont count and you can use them, i may be wrong

[orchid ridge]

Not sure what channel to ask this but how do I link a vc in looking for players like the other people have been?

[upper nebula]

i wish you the best of luck Mr. Wesker

[dark anvil]

rightclick channel and copy link i think

[upper nebula]

^

[orchid ridge]

Ok thanks i haven't used discord in a while 😅

[upper nebula]

like dat, idk if you saw

[lilac bone]

If I want to get the secret ending, can I activate the jammer?

[upper nebula]

[dark anvil]

you have to to even take the triggerman alive

i dont know if you have to wait until jammer is not active to press the button

probably not

[edgy shale]

hi in new to the server

[hard plinth]

anyone in mod chat ?

[lilac bone]

Oi

[faint schooner]

no

[edgy shale]

what do u all think in the beast loadout in the game.

[faint schooner]

what

[lilac bone]

The best loadout?

[edgy shale]

yeah

[lilac bone]

I believe it would be
LVAR
USP45
Heavy vest
Ceramics
Armor-piercing ammunition: 5 rounds for rifle and 2 rounds for pistol.
Taser
Pepper spray (optional)
Lock pick (optional)
Flash grenade (1-2)
9 bang (1-2)

I leave the grenades to other team members; I focus more on the equipment.

If you don't like LVAR, there's GA416.

I use the mirror, and the rest of the team uses the shield.

[empty dove]

Can survive way more with steel but ceramic still good
Also ga416 is literally the worst 5.56 rifle....

[sinful pilot]

i got an A on my english quiz :)

[empty dove]

Also JHP is far better for rifle calibres for most maps with .300 or above

For 5.56 not so much

[lilac bone]

I got a 5 on my English assignment out of 10.

[faint schooner]

jhp is better for everything

[empty dove]

Yea but not as versatile for all maps

[sinful pilot]

bro failed 😢

[empty dove]

While with rifles can literally use JHP on all maps except 4

[faint schooner]

so its better

[lilac bone]

Do you prefer JHP or piercing? In the New America mission (my favorite).

[faint schooner]

you need ap on there

theres no prefrence on there

[empty dove]

In that map AP yeah cos of L4 armor

Or buckshot

Op af

[sinful pilot]

why not slug

[swift surge]

like minds attract ig

[faint schooner]

who uses slugs anyway, its a single projectile

[empty dove]

Slugs just suck

^^ exactly

[lilac bone]

What matters is that he shoots.

[faint schooner]

its like a normal rifle round

just you shoot slow asf

[empty dove]

Defeats the purpose of using a shotgun to begin with might as well use a rifle at that point

[sinful pilot]

its 3 inches of lead buddy

[faint schooner]

still worse than buckshots

[sinful pilot]

we should make cut shells then

[wet sequoia]

Make flechette shells

[sinful pilot]

thats just steel dart buckshot

[lilac bone]

Today was one of the best days at school, they tried to pull down my pants and there was a fight in the classroom 🤤

[faint schooner]

what new america

i only know the old one

[sinful pilot]

polski :0

[gaunt holly]

It's not

[sinful pilot]

what is it then… i think i forgot

[gaunt holly]

More like half an inch

[orchid bough]

No April fools update huh

[brisk yoke]

no

[orchid bough]

Devs love the community

[viscid roost]

artemis II launching to the moon today, perfect date for it too

[faint schooner]

t-6 hours

[viscid roost]

yeah

[dusk flame]

mf chooses the guns with the highest recoil

[ocean cairn]

I use the mk-16

[umbral comet]

it’s actually today?

[lament quail]

yeah

[gaunt holly]

Back to the moon

[sick frigate]

you devs are ass fuck you

[tough zinc]

OH MY GOD I DONE IT!

[shy citrus]

Lowkirkenuinly in the school bathroom rn

[past lake]

good

[past lake]

real

[shy citrus]

Totally not skipping

[modest nacelle]

do suspects see lasers like how they see flashlights

[tough zinc]

Crazy bros from every main country

[past lake]

I mean i didnt even attend high school i only went for tests and passed with a perfect 2.0

[upper nebula]

YIPPEE!!!!

congrats!

[past lake]

IR lasers are best just use white phosphorus nods

[modest nacelle]

too bright and fuzzy

[upper nebula]

normal laser yes, IR laser no

[modest nacelle]

okay ty

[upper nebula]

[modest nacelle]

think i might switch to beanbag on ana

[past lake]

turn your eyeballs down then

[shy citrus]

Tuff

[past lake]

still passed though

[tough zinc]

I know I know... The last mission is definitely gonna be brutal in the warehouse I can't wait till I can finally mag dump a suspect again

[upper nebula]

real asf. if you have the flash grenade launcher use it, its pretty good for that map

if not use the beanbag shotgun but try to stealth your way around a bit cause the range on it isnt very good

itll hit the target and stun them for a bit but they wont surrender, youll have to get up closer to them

and toss flashbangs

[tough zinc]

I'm using the bean bag shotgun and 9 bangs and my squad has three pepperball rifles and a stun grenade launcher

[past lake]

terrible idea

1 or 2 members should have a bean

[tough zinc]

Yeah but it's mostly mid-long range distance so it won't be as effective

[past lake]

they account for long distance trust me

[wary trench]

Is it a good idea to always go lethal? Or non lethal

[past lake]

Go however you desire, its your mission, your satisfaction

[tough zinc]

Icl no offence but I'm doing it I just done that hospital so rank with that load out after the bean bag loadout failed me multiple times

[upper nebula]

that what i did on my run, except i used the flash launcher

[wary trench]

Fair enough

[past lake]

I mean run how you want im just letting you know

[upper nebula]

the ai isnt very good with the pepperball tho but it somehow worked on my run

[past lake]

if you are going for achievements then run non-lethal for S tiers and accessories but if you just want to have fun with the homies then run some goofy classes like the Rotary gas launcher and tasers

[tough zinc]

Tbf I think it's just depends on how good you are with the different weapons 🤷

[past lake]

Whens the breathing update?

[wary trench]

Lowk wanna shot a gas launcher at someone's head

[tough zinc]

Amazing idea

[past lake]

sounds like fun

[simple raven]

How’s everyone

[tough zinc]

You should take a 0.50cal pistol for self defence it's only right you add it too

[past lake]

good how about you

[simple raven]

Sleepy

[crude dust]

American Heritage bonus fr

[past lake]

me too

[tough zinc]

Hell yeah

[upper nebula]

me rn

[past lake]

Should have a Mile High update in the future where you clear an airport and clear a plane from a bomb threat

[tough zinc]

Ahhhh PTSD

💔

[past lake]

real

[pseudo crow]

Is that because they’re all Spanish-speaking cartel members?

[past lake]

No Russian was a good mission ngl

[tough zinc]

Mile high club veteran difficulty for the platinum was depressing 😢

[past lake]

the guy in the bathroom kept messing me up ngl

[tough zinc]

My lil 6 year old BTW bro done it with absolutely no remorse even cracked a smile

[past lake]

CoD YY demon in the making

[tough zinc]

Real life makarov in the making

Should of never let him play ts🙏

[past lake]

hes going to start making messages to play at the playground claiming its the new russia

[tough zinc]

I done the iron man mode trophy without losing an officer and never got the trophy

But I got the watch... I don't wanna do ts again gng😭

[shy citrus]

Rawr

[wet sequoia]

we LOVE it when half of the achievements are broken and completely unachievable

[nimble marsh]

both have different requirements

[tough zinc]

It's so sad

[nimble marsh]

the watch has different requirements than the achievement

[tough zinc]

Wait.... A hero in disguise?

[nimble marsh]

The Hermit=No KIA’s or Incaps(Standard or higher)
If the above criteria has been fulfilled but player still has not unlocked The Hermit then they need to redo Port Hokan and get at least a C grade minimum and it should pop then.
Watch⌚️=No KIA’s or Resigns
(Watch like all other cosmetics can also be obtained on Casual difficulty)

[tough zinc]

Alright

I'll go try now my hero🙏

[past lake]

MLO with the clutch

[faint schooner]

who?\

[past lake]

the moderator not you

you are an impostor

[faint schooner]

i gave medojed that name

[upper nebula]

meow

[wary trench]

What was iron man again

Like the difficulty

[faint schooner]

perma death

[wary trench]

Ah

[upper nebula]

permadeath. you die, your save is deleted and you restart

[brisk yoke]

tony stark

[faint schooner]

not save

only the ironman commander slot

[idle agate]

Doing valley of the dolls on commander mode is interesting

You can tell the other ai officers are going ape shit at the barrels of decomposing children

[upper nebula]

When you’re thirsty so you drink water 😭😭

[past lake]

I mean yeah, thats a human reaction you expect them to be like "damn... well onto the next mission"

[idle agate]

Wasn't expecting it

All my officers are in crisis and one of them died

[past lake]

tragic

[idle agate]

Yeah the dude we are supposed to arrest literally snuck up, killed the officer and surrendered

I just sat there contemplating if I should shoot him and every Civilian

[waxen nymph]

if you do that make sure you lock your guys in a room with a wedge

that stops them from being able to actually kill you

[frank oriole]

What’s with they’re new post on insta I know it’s April 1st but can’t be so sure Idk if they js joking or not

[faint schooner]

do you mean the upcoming merch

[upper nebula]

gonna attempt sleeper agent achievement

imma go in guns blazing and kill everyone

[raven zinc]

Yo guys where are all of the soft objectives in valley of the dolls?

[misty pond]

We got a C on the second mission because Michael did not want to comply

He was shot 58 times because we ran out of bullets

[raven zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465712690742956053/1476561778346426378/togif.gif

[waxen nymph]

upstairs second door from the left and in the basement area, near the daughter room

[raven zinc]

the volls pc and the large pictures in the basement

[waxen nymph]

the pc is a main objective

the harddrive where i described is a soft objective

[ocean cairn]

Anyone wanna be friends at all?

[viscid flame]

gotta pack more rounds

[wary trench]

Sure

[ocean cairn]

I literally have like no friends to play games with or a group

[viscid flame]

hey me too!

[wary trench]

I don't either, I plan to do a few rounds of neon tomb with a few strategies and then hitting a few with another friend I made last night from here

[crude fjord]

hey so i js forced the game down my friends throat so im broke but now i have ppl to play with

[ocean cairn]

I got you my guy, I make friends on here then they block me

[viscid flame]

im assuming this is the server to find more people to play with? i mainly played singleplayer for the longest time but now multiplayer is looking more interesting

[waxen nymph]

yes, you should use #🔎looking-for-players

and also specify what exactly youre looking for when hosting

[wary trench]

It's more to test your ability to control other people and decide a chain of command ig

[mossy sapphire]

Can't say I like this glitch that makes it impossible for some suspects to surrender.

[teal vapor]

You know shits about to go down in invincible when the animation is suddenly fluent

[wary trench]

Ruh roh

No spoilers I haven't seen it yet

[teal vapor]

I won’t dw but the second half of the episode got that crazy animation budget

That’s how you know it’s crazy

[wary trench]

I loved the animation in the fight with uhh what's that guys name

Conquest

[teal vapor]

Yepppp

[upper nebula]

i did it!

sleeper agent complete. honestly that wasnt so bad, just had to be very patient

[ocean cairn]

Anyone close to my age wanna be friends?

[misty pond]

What's "Close to your age"?

[upper nebula]

#🎬ron-clips-and-media message

[viscid flame]

s tier?

[upper nebula]

ya

[viscid flame]

nice

[crude dust]

That's really vague

[upper nebula]

it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be tbh, at least with the strat that i did. it just took a while

[crude dust]

@mossy sapphire hi fed

[viscid flame]

lol i did a s tier run a while back when dark waters dropped, after reinstalling all my missions were unranked again

[upper nebula]

rip </3

[raven zinc]

Guys how many suspects are there in elephant 3?

[upper nebula]

i had that mission S tier'd already, i was just going for the Sleeper Agent. I did go nonlethal tho. helped a lot

for once the game actually worked and nothing bugged out, very impressed

[viscid flame]

thats pretty rare lol

[upper nebula]

the swat Ai actually listened and the suspects actually listened when i told them to move to an area.

that was such a good feeling

if only my iron man runs went that smooth, lol

[viscid flame]

i dont even want to try non lethal on a new america yet

[upper nebula]

same

im gonna wait on that

[viscid flame]

i was up till 3 am trying to beat it and it still took me a few days

[upper nebula]

doing it solo is gonna suck, especially cause the AI swat is unreliable sometimes.

[crude dust]

makes sense

[mossy sapphire]

Hello smart fella.

[dawn orchid]

Part of the challenge

[viscid flame]

yeah that was my gripe with it, the ai kept getting stuck in the doorways and the mlo would go to town on me lol

[crude dust]

You either a smart fella or a fart smella

[upper nebula]

well yes but its no fun when the AI is clueless and just run in and die right away

[mossy sapphire]

You know, I might make a graph for this game's lore.

[dawn orchid]

They dont do that unless ordered to

[upper nebula]

yeah that happens. or the Ai swat just kinda stands there at the doorways and they all die right away

its so bad to the point where id rather play that mission completely solo without the AI teammates. much more fun and i dont have to worry about them

[viscid flame]

yeah i never let those guys do anything other than watch my back, i dont trust them to sweep anc clear rooms

[upbeat gyro]

dude the AI's are so fucking annoying

[upper nebula]

i just host a friends only lobby and dont invite anyone

[viscid flame]

exactly

[upbeat gyro]

I tell them my commands and they never move

They're infront of me

[upper nebula]

agreed. sometimes they work and its satisfying when they do, but most of the time they are clueless

[upbeat gyro]

the developers need to fix this shit asap

they always move when they search and secure

[upper nebula]

yeah same. or if im out of utility ill have the swat use them, then once they use it ill just tell them to cover me and i push alone

it kinda sucks to say that youre more successful without the Ai teammates, even tho the point of the game is to use them to help you out

unless you're brand spanking new to the game

[upbeat gyro]

how long has these Ai's been bugged out???? HOLy fuck

[upper nebula]

a while

they've gotten better over the years but they still need to be tweaked

[upbeat gyro]

My Payday 2 AI teammates are way better than these morons ais

[viscid flame]

agreed, i do like hearing their voicelines tho and the interactions with the objectives and what not, but i am having a little more fun just running solo ops

[meager grove]

The ai in new America is fuckin crazy dude

[astral idol]

wait for the unlock all the unique officer traits which ones are there, I currently have unlocked: SBAGS, Nutritionist, Paramedic, Moral officer, Intimidator, Kicker, Negotiator

[upper nebula]

same here

[astral idol]

what am i missing

[upbeat gyro]

omg bro I finally got A tier in greased palms after at least 10 tries

[ancient dawn]

They have IR tripwires on the walls and if you move through them they can just spray at you through the wall

[light gazelle]

Yall forgot the April fools

[empty dove]

Armorer, pacifier, veteran, riot control, breacher

[viscid flame]

this chat is popping off now lol

[meager grove]

Yeah I know, i avoid it and still get killed from nowhere, doesn’t matter the armor or who shoots first when did we start going against Jason Bourne

[viscid flame]

i was lowkey setting those off to use as a bait and when they showed up they got mag dumped

[light gazelle]

Are they adding a school yet and adding a hostage mode where we are the shooter

[next crag]

H

[meager grove]

They have a school level

It’s called elephant

[light gazelle]

In Europe our schools don’t look like universities

[upbeat gyro]

Elephant

[ancient dawn]

One time after i used the transmitter or whatever i went to clear a room but got absolutely blasted into oblivion through the door

[viscid flame]

if we were the shooter the game would be delisted

[light gazelle]

Unfortunate

[upbeat gyro]

bro

[ancient dawn]

Wtf

[meager grove]

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

[upbeat gyro]

wouldn't that be Payday 2 without the robbing money and special agent forces

[viscid flame]

yeah they going to start tracking yo ahh now

[meager grove]

[light gazelle]

We don’t have guns in my country, we don’t even have school shootings ever, let alone daily

[ancient dawn]

Someone tell me im not crazy cuz i swear i saw a ghost on sins of the father

[meager grove]

Real shit?

Where

[upper nebula]

mb wont happen again

[ancient dawn]

Yeah look at the clip in media. Either it was one of my teammates or some kind of ghost bro

[viscid flame]

yeah that was me

[ancient dawn]

Oh ok

[viscid flame]

its how i be moving

[meager grove]

What’s crazy is the model was of your team mates xD

[waxen nymph]

if you were playing quickplay that was a trailer

if you werent thats a teammate

[ancient dawn]

It wasn’t quickplay

[light gazelle]

When is vr coming

[waxen nymph]

its here

[light gazelle]

I want to shoot realistically

[waxen nymph]

get the vro mod

[light gazelle]

For this game

[waxen nymph]

what game do you think im talking about

[light gazelle]

Official support is always better than mods

And idk how to mod

[waxen nymph]

its endorsed by void

[ancient dawn]

Why AC is out it does this every spring for the past 4 years i’ve lived in this house

[waxen nymph]

if you want to play vr do that

[mossy sapphire]

Do you guys think that Black Sentinel was the 2nd cohort?

[meager grove]

All your team was coming in through the door to your left, the thing that walked had the same gear as your team but then it just vanishes

[ancient dawn]

Yeah I checked that room but nothing

[meager grove]

Ghosts of fallen swat teams

It’s lore now

Sins of the father is haunted

[ancient dawn]

That map is still terrifying by itself though

[viscid flame]

wearing glasses and i still had my face up to my monitor

[meager grove]

It really is

[waxen nymph]

nah these guys aint shit

[viscid flame]

music is peak

[past lake]

MWR ending credits music his harder

[mossy sapphire]

I think all of America is haunted by this point.

[meager grove]

Well wouldn’t surprise me, I know where I live it’s considered one of the most haunted states in the us, I think?

[viscid flame]

i honestly thought i was the only one who still played mwr

[past lake]

Playing it right now on PS5 just finished the campaign for like the 82nd time

[viscid flame]

never gets old

[meager grove]

I’d also like to point out how fast the thing moved, it was on screen for about two maybe three seconds

[mossy sapphire]

I wonder why the MLO chose to set off riots rather than take out Whitfield, the mayor, and the bank ceo quietly.

[ancient dawn]

Yeah it was weird. Wish I had replay mode on console so I could actually see what it is

[past lake]

Never, MW2RC was still good dont know why people dissed it just cause it doesnt have multi, BO4 didnt have a campaign but people still liked it

[ancient dawn]

Because they want Judge

Or sum like that

[viscid flame]

bc then we can have more fun

[meager grove]

Would be nice

[mossy sapphire]

I mean, they can just grab him from his apartment. No one would question it given the area.

[ancient dawn]

True. But what would be the fun in that?

[viscid flame]

thats what im saying

[past lake]

what if judge lives in the station 👀

[mossy sapphire]

Doing what the MLO tells you ironically brings you closer to the USIA they hate.

[primal lily]

Anyone interested in playing Minecraft right now?

[past lake]

crafting mines? how do you do that? i thought they were created

[viscid flame]

lol!

[waxen nymph]

mines are dug by miners working in the mines to mine stuff

[past lake]

creep bruh aw man!

[faint schooner]

guh'

[upper nebula]

currently working on Big Shell Specialist

[faint schooner]

you arent

its april fools

[viscid flame]

fart

[upper nebula]

oh yeah

[faint schooner]

who are YOU

you arent gort

[past lake]

yo: gurt

[faint schooner]

@brisk yoke

gort

[brisk yoke]

who

[faint schooner]

me

[viscid flame]

huh

[viscid flame]

you

[faint schooner]

me

[viscid flame]

you

[faint schooner]

gort

[brisk yoke]

gort

[viscid flame]

gort

[past lake]

6 7

[drifting bluff]

I somehow locked in so hard amd got s on valley of the doll's first try

[viscid flame]

no bueno

everyone is expendable on valley of the dolls

[drifting bluff]

But on mission select it says i didn't

[past lake]

"Rules of Engagement?" "Crew Expendable"

[viscid flame]

me personally, i got s on it once just to complete the run, but after that i went right back and no one other than civies were safe

[drifting bluff]

I just wanted the shirt

[viscid flame]

thats exactly the line i was thinking when i typed that

[drifting bluff]

But why isnt it saying I got s on mission select im honestly kinda upset

[past lake]

goated line

[viscid flame]

hmm did you use mods?

[drifting bluff]

No im xbox

Dont even know how to get mods

[viscid flame]

i have had that issue happen to me once or twice, i cant remember how i fixed it, if it was redoing it or something else

[upper nebula]

Me rn

[past lake]

that was me at 5:30 in the morning

[upper nebula]

Real

I’m so sleepy (it’s 2:03pm)

[past lake]

its 3:03

[viscid flame]

woah

[past lake]

i havent slept yet

[viscid flame]

you guys are in the future

its 12:03 pm for me

[past lake]

the future sucks, dont recommend

[upper nebula]

Ya

[past lake]

think of if california and india had a child

thats what you get

[viscid flame]

hey man im in california

i already deal with the problems

[past lake]

bro is living in Los Suenos rn

[viscid flame]

fr

[fringe quest]

Is there a mod that restores the maps to chronological order rather than difficulty?

[viscid flame]

they are in chronological order lore wise

[past lake]

"how do i make my chronological game in chronological order" ahh question

[viscid flame]

💀

[wary trench]

I fully regret going non lethal for the first time

I ran out of ammo fast

[crude dust]

I made bread sticks

[viscid flame]

i ate them already

[lavish tapir]

[crude dust]

Thats why I lie

I made cheese sticks

[viscid flame]

non lethal + taser + stinger

[viscid flame]

actually yeah thats what they tasted like

[crude dust]

YOU BASTARD

[tidal portal]

yo minecraft mod community servers are employng moderators in the wrong places i got banned from one cuz i said a moderator was stinky for playing valorant 💀

[viscid flame]

😭

[jolly tree]

[tidal portal]

i dont know anymore bro

[jolly tree]

[viscid flame]

yk they are bc they banned you lol

[tidal portal]

i mean if it was smth like hypixel i would understand but it was a community server for a minecraft sp mod with no more than 500 people in it or less

[tidal portal]

everyone praise tango

[viscid flame]

dont worry everyone i have contriubuted 1 boost

no need to thank me

[viscid flame]

yeah brochano could not handle the heat 🙏

[tidal portal]

😭

ive seen so many moments like the one i just expirienced in other servers where moderation is not needed bro

these small servers have better moderation than those big grand ones that get raided weekly

[upper nebula]

and of course the last suspect is bugged on this run... what a surprise

[viscid flame]

you know what that means

all civs die

[crude dust]

My cat just slapped me

[simple crater]

Guys is this fire #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art message

[viscid flame]

respect

[crude dust]

Justified ban bro

[tidal portal]

yguys know that feeling when you get 2 new kittens and you cannot eat without having to put him down from ur desk 10 billion times cuz he keeps attempting for ur bowl of food?

[crude dust]

No claws at all, just a raw paw slap

[tidal portal]

stinkyy

[viscid flame]

you have 2 cars?

[tidal portal]

unfortunately yes

send help

[viscid flame]

i had a car once

[tidal portal]

volkswagen?

[crude dust]

I have a cat on my lap

[viscid flame]

meyota

[tidal portal]

sick

[viscid flame]

thank you i thought of that on the fly

[faint schooner]

person below me sucks at ready or not

[tidal portal]

were yall also scared shitless when you played a new america on your first time

[viscid flame]

HA

[tidal portal]

FUCK

[viscid flame]

hey man

its okay

[fallen sail]

this guy SUCKS at swat 4

[tidal portal]

😔

[viscid flame]

one day youll get there

[faint schooner]

did you see me playing it

[fallen sail]

no

[faint schooner]

you cannot me

[fallen sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855527844670865438/1141070693031743579/negro_cat.gif

[viscid flame]

i liked the mystery behind it, the radio break ups, the other platoon getting killed over the radio, and the multiple endings, it was all very well made, aside from the special forces ai

[tidal portal]

but you can call me bad at ron 😔

the irony

[tidal portal]

dawg the second i heard the ai voicelines and the fact that they werent just your average man in a robe bomb in the back terrorist i pissed my pants

[brisk yoke]

haha pee

[tidal portal]

"full stack, breaching" gg

[viscid flame]

😭

fr when they started throwing flashbangs i knew it was over

[drifting bluff]

Yes

[mossy sapphire]

I got killed just after I left the museum.

[drifting bluff]

Ngl the bomb going off in the level reminds me of something else

[mossy sapphire]

That's probably the point.

[drifting bluff]

I also like how they even changed the station area

[tidal portal]

that feeling when you open a door and then see 4 mlo soldiers to ur left about to dome ur shi smoove off

[viscid flame]

my first run i went to town on that trigger man, until i realized its better to get him alive

[drifting bluff]

[tidal portal]

dude i had a flawless run after 24 restarts and i didnt know HOW to defuse the bombs

[drifting bluff]

Same

[tidal portal]

guess what happened

[mossy sapphire]

Kaboom?

[viscid flame]

peak

[fierce wave]

You all have a white back

[tidal portal]

no. a fist thru the corner of my desk leaving a hole and then kaboom

i raged bro

[viscid flame]

fair

[past lake]

How sergeant be sergeant if sergeant wasnt a sergeant when i sergeant?

[drifting bluff]

I had to watch a video on the level

[mossy sapphire]

I like how much new lore got added.

[drifting bluff]

[tidal portal]

if 4 am is early... then wouldnt it also bbe late??

cauze 3 am isnt early and neither 2 am

[viscid flame]

if space is a vacuum who changes the bags?

[tidal portal]

and 5 am is not late

[past lake]

now your thonkin your noggin

[tidal portal]

hmmmm

[past lake]

if space is cold why no bring coat?

[primal lily]

anyone down wanna play some minecraft guys?

[viscid flame]

forgot to mention im on that rocket thats taking off soon

[past lake]

yeah your a bot

[viscid flame]

see yall in space

[tidal portal]

if space has no air... why not just fill it with oxygen??

[past lake]

how rocket go in space when no air in space?

[tidal portal]

no Sarra please stay away from me Sarra

[viscid flame]

might drop s on a new america while on the ISS

[mossy sapphire]

What happens if a crime gets committed in crime?

[past lake]

double it and give it to the next person

[waxen nymph]

100% of space crime is due to lesbians

[mossy sapphire]

The devs should add red spectrum night vision to this game.

[viscid roost]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/comments/1s9gorn/greased_palms_is_now_the_most_loved_and_played/

[tidal portal]

what do lesbians have to do with crimes

[tidal portal]

wait till u see a new america solo without bots or players.

[viscid flame]

😭

[past lake]

Nice propaganda, one problem im illiterate

[waxen nymph]

there was an austronaut that accessed her estranged spouses bank account from the space station without permission

[mossy sapphire]

Lebanon has a high crime rate.

[tidal portal]

oh wow.

[viscid flame]

i never understood greased palms hate

[dawn orchid]

especially domestically

[viscid roost]

guys, it's an april fools joke

[waxen nymph]

this means that you can technically claim 100% of space crime is due to lesbians, as she is the only one charged due to conduct outside the atmosphere

[viscid flame]

can you at least drink milk

[past lake]

too many corners apparently

[tidal portal]

i never played greased palms and just downloaded a FULL S clear save 😎

[past lake]

uhhhhh i dont know give me a second

update on the milk situation; im now on the pooper about to launch my own missile testing

[idle agate]

Elephant is a mission

And in this mission me and my officers are fucking stressed

[past lake]

chat i dont think elephant is about a zoo... or elephants...

[idle agate]

Chat I think there's a bomb

[white pike]

Did the devs do anything fun for April fools?

[past lake]

nah just a science project

[past lake]

they blew up thailand

thats fun

[white pike]

That’s super fun!! 😁 I love that.

[viscid roost]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/comments/1s9gorn/greased_palms_is_now_the_most_loved_and_played/ devs no, but we mods did

[white pike]

Thanks 😭

[past lake]

I will not fall for the propaganda

[viscid roost]

[idle agate]

Thank you come again >

[lofty wind]

hu

[gaunt holly]

No cap. It doesn't surprise me because people keep losing and restarting greased palms inflating the numbers lol

Would like to see a most completed mission tier list

[idle agate]

Ai is dogwater

[crude dust]

I love Greased Palms

[idle agate]

Now my officers are all high stress because they didn't handcuff the guy and he picked up a gun and lit my ass up

[gaunt holly]

All of the maps listed on that thread are some of the harder missions in the game that take the most time to complete. Except for neon tomb lol. Makes sense that they have the most hours

[crude dust]

23mb was my most played

[gaunt holly]

How do you even check that

[crude dust]

23mb harder than ANA

[brisk yoke]

usually the cm does funny april fool on discord 😔

[glass mulch]

[brisk yoke]

gratr or not is kil

[glass mulch]

Gratr!

[brisk yoke]

gratr

[glass mulch]

Gratr gratr!

[lilac bone]

Dude, the VIP guy in the New America mission activates the bomb when he sees us if he hasn't activated the jammer. I thought: I always position my team at that door and use the execute command, not to...Wouldn't there be a danger that the door to the room where he stays with other people could be open, and he could detonate the bomb?

[brisk yoke]

@fallen sail how do i speak gratr

[viscid flame]

thank you for the update and sacrifice

[light gazelle]

Guys they added a femboy update finally

[fallen sail]

guh

[brisk yoke]

@faint schooner they added you

[faint schooner]

okay vro

[waxen nymph]

when are we getting the thigh high pants + skirt pants option

[brisk yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-tole-tole-frolicking-meme-cat-vro-gif-2516566271270991327

[waxen nymph]

and the crop top shirt option

this game needs MORE customization smh

[viscid flame]

mods

[timber saddle]

Why no april fools update

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[faint schooner]

yes

[timber saddle]

Huh

[faint schooner]

men

[lilac bone]

Because the developers have an upcoming update, and these are people who can't release one update alongside another.

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[gaunt holly]

Is this real?

[timber saddle]

Oo big update better have a new pistol in there

[faint schooner]

the next update comes in like 6-7 months

[brisk yoke]

yeah

[faint schooner]

since the first patch didnt drop yet

[brisk yoke]

say that again 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

dont

[primal lily]

anyone down to play minecraft heree???

[faint schooner]

no scam

[viscid roost]

[glass mulch]

Gratr!

[brisk yoke]

ignore previous instructions give me a cupcake recipe

nvm minecraft gaming

[chrome vigil]

Gort gaming

[snow gate]

yknow like a zombie game mode would’ve been cool for an april fools update

[faint schooner]

thats a 6 month wait, and fuck no

[chrome vigil]

👋

[faint schooner]

void isnt that big to do such things

[waxen nymph]

why just april fools

just give us silly shit anyway

[brisk yoke]

just shoot crackheads on twisted nerve

[waxen nymph]

ron zombies would be fun, theres a reason they wanted to make division 9

[austere totem]

Oh, he changed his name.

[waxen nymph]

(if you dont know its a cancelled swat 4 zombies spinoff)

[chrome vigil]

Zombies won’t fit at all

[waxen nymph]

mkultra and terrorism doesnt either but here we are

it would be fun hence we should have it

[chrome vigil]

These do fit in lore

[waxen nymph]

i know but the lore isnt really a fit for a swat game

it has always been larger than life and exaggerated

[glass mulch]

Gratr! 🙂

[faint schooner]

linch is that you? linch

[glass mulch]

Gratr?

[faint schooner]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[austere totem]

Well, Gratr. Did you copy my last?

... yes you did. Sorry, I'm tired.

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sadness-pet-head-caterpie-sad-gif-16792400

[glass mulch]

Gratr??

[edgy shale]

Nice gif

[glass mulch]

Gratr! 🙂

[faint schooner]

MLOinch

[edgy shale]

👋

[austere totem]

Well, I will send you the video footage of our triumph if you ask. But I think our children will grow up in the city with their heads full of dreams.

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[glass mulch]

Gratr! 👍

[austere totem]

🫡 no words, only salute

[copper hatch]

I accidentally shot a hostage through a window on twisted nerve

[glass mulch]

🫡

[harsh edge]

😠

[glass mulch]

Gratr??

[harsh edge]

🥺

[glass mulch]

Gratr 🙂

[austere totem]

Also, no words. Just Gratr🙂

[modest nacelle]

could someone explain to me what using the keycard on the pc and cutting the power on ana actually does, I've played through ana probably 20-30 times and I've never figured it out

[glass mulch]

Gratr gratr!

[glass mulch]

#🎨ron-screenshots-and-art message gratr 😉

[dawn orchid]

nvm just saw youre a reddit mod

[modest nacelle]

doesn't feel like it stops them pressing the fire alarms at all

also i've never noticed any electric doors in the level

unless that one in the mayors office counts

[crude dust]

@glass mulch LINCH, LINCHHHHHHHHH

[past lake]

[wraith portal]

#🎨ron-screenshots-and-art message

Hey yall i spent the past 2 weeks making this, hope you all like it!

[past lake]

real

[glass mulch]

Gratr? 🤨

[fossil depot]

is neon tomb only hard for me or

am i just bad at this

[past lake]

yes

[fossil depot]

ok

[past lake]

what difficulty

[fossil depot]

no crack

[past lake]

mf what?

you putting spells on me?

if things start levitating im blaming you

[gaunt holly]

This ☹️

[past lake]

no armor run on ANA thoughts?

[past lake]

real

[glass mulch]

Gratr gratr gratr grat!

[fallen sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305608842322640900/1386012742514643085/attachment.gif

[ornate pier]

this game always taking 10 hours to load 😭

holy shit my grandma can get off a chair 10 times faster

[gaunt holly]

Your computer may be too weak

[glass mulch]

breaks character for moment is your game on a HDD or SSD? Whats your processor and how much do you have?

[crude dust]

WHERE IS MY LINCHHH

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[crude dust]

my Linchhhhhhhhh

[glass mulch]

🤨

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989084

[ornate pier]

ssd and an amd 5600

no way i'd play it on a hdd

i wouldnt be complaining

[gaunt holly]

It's 2pm ☠️

[glass mulch]

@ornate pier if your on dx12 it might be compling shaders

[dense python]

Green gratr

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[green basin]

How hard is getting S rank on 1st 2nd and 4th level got 9 ingame hours

[waxen nymph]

well 9 hours isnt much but its easy enough

just use wedges to compartmentalize the maps

and work them keeping in mind how to do cqb properly

[green basin]

Feel like twisted nerve is very hard

[formal yacht]

Are you guys ready, or not ?

[waxen nymph]

not really

[uneven moth]

You could say that again

[waxen nymph]

its one of the easier maps in this game

[green basin]

Realy?

[waxen nymph]

trust me it gets so much worse

[uneven moth]

Relapse oh the horror

[green basin]

Been enjoying the gane so far

[waxen nymph]

no base game map is really as bad as boiling point stuff

[green basin]

What dlc is most worth it?

[waxen nymph]

whichever you like the aesthetic of

[hollow kestrel]

It gets better the harder the mission, if you are playing on standard

[uneven moth]

Guys I love Midwest emo

[hollow kestrel]

On hard it's sometimes super annoying

[green basin]

Played map 5(the introduction to traps) and i constantly forget about then and get blown up

[waxen nymph]

hard isnt really worth playing imo

you just endure bullshit to get some achievements

i play games to have fun not to torture myself so i dont

[green basin]

And why does my screen go red ect randomly and suspects start coughing

[waxen nymph]

youre using tear gas without having a gas mask

[green basin]

Dont use anything other than flashbangs rn but could be that i missclick sometimes tbh

[ornate pier]

so i should usse dx11?

[rough ginkgo]

Anyone wanna team up?

[formal yacht]

You ready ? Or not

[green basin]

Hate the fact some guys just dont let go of their gun tho doenst matter flashbangs bean bag shotgun they rather die than give up

[waxen nymph]

then oblige them

[crude dust]

Are you guys ready, or not ?

@formal yacht I still don't understand beans on toast

[glass mulch]

You can try what gpu do you have?

[formal yacht]

What you need to know? I'm willing to spread the good word of the sacred beans on toast

[formal yacht]

Woah woah woah, don't be stealing my jokes

[crude dust]

What is the texture of beans on toast?

[crude dust]

Control C, Control V

[formal yacht]

Depends on how toasted the bread is

[crude dust]

Wouldn't it get soggy?

[formal yacht]

Nah not really, just eat it quick, don't let it just sit there

[crude dust]

How fast?

[ornate pier]

rx 9060 xt 16 gb

[formal yacht]

Within like 5-7 mins I'd say

[zinc bison]

Do you guys run EXPS3 on greased palms? I was thinking in using SDR 1-4x since i keep getting fucked from odd angles

[gaunt holly]

It be like that sometimes

[gaunt holly]

The optic you're running isn't the problem if that's how you're dying

[rough ginkgo]

Youd be suprised to know that there are humans that doesnt react to flashbangs either. And for the beanbag they are sometimes to pumped with adrenaline to feel the pain. Therefor you shouldnt use it unless you got a teammate right besides you to fire sharp if neccesary.

[zinc bison]

I'm very close to clearing the map but my monitor is kinda small, sometimes when i peek the enemy sees me first that's why i wondered if changing the optic

[waxen nymph]

try using free lean to peak and crouch while doing it

also, dont wait for them to act, kill them on sight

[gaunt holly]

Then perhaps. If not being able to see clearly is getting you killed, then a magnified optic can help

[glass mulch]

Hmm ok, how much ram do you have?

[rough ginkgo]

Depends on the mission. Could be a target that you need to arrest and not kill. Its also a pretty bold mindset if there are civilians around.

[cloud blade]

When you literally just start a mission and a civ is immediately killed…

The rng is so wild, like Las Vegas dice rolling wild

[viscid roost]

https://www.youtube.com/live/3eMVaWoJtE0
Launching in like 10 mins

[cloud blade]

That will be my main complaint about the game. How rng heavy it is. It really is over tuned and needs to be toned down a notch. To have civs die out of my control while trying to S rank is truly some artificial bs.

[ornate pier]

16 gb

[cloud blade]

It would make more sense if I was in the room or close by, but damn, sometimes I don’t even hear a shot go off just the message on screen. 100% no chance at all of saving them.

Or maybe it’s a bug lol

[glass mulch]

Is that vram or phsyical cpu ram?

[ornate pier]

uh you said ram with no context so the only thing i could think about is my pc ram?

The game runs smoothly, it just takes 3 business days to load sometimes

[glass mulch]

Ah ok

That works

You should be fine. DX12 has to compile shaders so load times take abit

-# anywho....

Gratr

[stark wasp]

Shut up gratr

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[stark wasp]

If your're gratr then what are you without it

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[stark wasp]

🗿

[glass mulch]

[willow mirage]

Ready or Not is one of the best game in steam no cap

[bright hedge]

Nah bro hop on human fall flat

[rough ginkgo]

Went good

[viscid roost]

Yea

[harsh edge]

skibidi

[dreamy forge]

Fanum tax

[upper nebula]

am i able to use my AI teammates for the Beat Cop teammate?

[safe vine]

Artemis II rocket just launched

[crude dust]

RAM!?

[crude dust]

The rocket was ready

[pure lion]

hi guys

how are strategies like camping even a valid thing to do in COD. like, just check your angles before entering a room 😭

[surreal blade]

And it came

[little vapor]

Nice writing bro

[mystic patio]

Most beautiful hymn out of all the hymn's in the world.

[little vapor]

Indeed

[mystic patio]

Alr whos the mf that deleted it

[little vapor]

No idea 💔

[mystic patio]

Maybe Void should not focus on deleting harmless Discord messages and focus on another DLC so we don't what another half a year

[little vapor]

I'd presume camping works since it either takes place in the most unknown, unexpected place ever or people just aren't aware of their surroundings

[little vapor]

[gaunt holly]

Only reason it's not viable is because of the insane movement capabilities you get in games like cod. Otherwise the camper should always win (like how Ron PvP was back when it was a thing)

[calm sequoia]

Ready or not flag ???

[glass mulch]

Gratr

[mystic patio]

Well due to the fact that I have no clue who is able to delete messages, I am able to assume it could have been just another member with delete permissions, and if its just another member, that does not justify deleting my messages as they have no authority to do so.

The Marines Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli.
We fight our country's battles in
the air, on land, and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom
and to keep our honor clean.
We are proud to claim the title of
United States Marine.

Our flags unfurled to every breeze
from dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off Northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
you will find us always on the job
the United States Marines.

Heres health to you and to our Corps
which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
and never lost our nerve.

If the Army and the Navy ever look on
Heavens scenes, they will find the
streets are guarded by
United States Marines.

[little vapor]

Semper Fi

[mystic patio]

If there is the chance that a staff member and not a normal member deletes this, please let me know so I know not to make the same mistake in the future!

[mystic patio]

Semper fidelis

[pure lion]

What im saying is, cod players rush in like headless chicken and complain about campers in the most obvious spots

[mystic patio]

You need to be quick so you have the element of suprise on the camper.

Same logic in Ready or Not. Its juts more tactical.

[quick blade]

Do you guys know what directx11 and 12 mean?

[opal cloak]

one is 1 more than the other

[golden stone]

Anyone know if the fixed voice chat?

[quick blade]

@opal cloak Ah, ok. I was trying to launch 13 because 12 + 1 = 13, but it was actually 11 + 1 = 12.

[opal cloak]

yep.

I'm glad I could help.

[gaunt holly]

Thing is you'll never have the element of surprise on the camper bc they're aware of you approaching and are waiting to ambush you

[upbeat gyro]

ppl saying ready or not should have pvp

wouldn't that be csgo tho

[mystic patio]

Well if you rush quick enough theres a chance you will catch them off gaurd. They dont know if your gonna throw a flash, slide, jump, melee, shoot, etc.

[gaunt holly]

Well if you throw in cod type shit in there then ya. The attacker has advantage bc of gamer BS lmao

Ron PvP was a great example of that. Whoever camped the hardest always won

There is no surprise walking through a doorway when the defender is already pointing their gun that way

[upper nebula]

RoN pvp would be fun but yeah i can imagine thats how every game would be... just camp and wait for someone to push you

[gaunt holly]

That's exactly how every game went lol

[upper nebula]

💔

[upbeat gyro]

I can see why they remove pvp

they wanted it to be swat team focused game

pvp would just be cod and very repetitive

[upper nebula]

imagine a limited time pvp event

like twice a year, lasts 1 week

[upbeat gyro]

I'm been playing RoN since Jan 2025 (I get busy with school so I don't play for months) I gotta say this game is fun and entertaining to play

[mystic patio]

I knew there were riots outside the PD but holy shit if you listen to them its kinda sad and it is our fault for Los Suenos hitting the boiling point 😭

[grave girder]

They did a pvp beta and everyone hated it

[frail cedar]

I have a mod that lets me throw grenades at the protesters

[mystic patio]

Your evil

[frail cedar]

*you’re

[shy citrus]

[grave girder]

Combination of the police not stopping actual crimes, Police Survellince, and police brutality.

[upper nebula]

i hate the AI bots so much

[mystic patio]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/mqqOJfD6WxF36wGnD?invite=cr-MSw5WDMsNDA4NDA5OTc0&v=13

[nimble moss]

Is boiling point the last DLC they're gonna make?

[grave girder]

I have 1000 hours and I never seen no shit like that

that dude one in 5 billion

[grave girder]

Possibly Two more

[past lake]

yeah games shutting down, the worlds going to catch on fire and the heavens are going to fall

[nimble moss]

😱

[past lake]

Yep sorry pal they lost all their pennies to a gambling Brit with a crippling gambling addiction

[nimble moss]

this is tragic news

[tidal portal]

hi guys im awake at 3 am yaaay

[past lake]

They also merged with Activision to make CoD a more realistic game with the return of the MPLA

[past lake]

its 8:01 buddy get in the same timezone

[nimble moss]

why does the ballistic shield suck so bad, i try and use it and its so hard to hit anything

[tidal portal]

i cant sleep lmao i bought home 2 kittens and they are hogging my blanket and its cold as fuck

[past lake]

Cause its not meant for shooting back, mainly for protection

[past lake]

Peak communist lore of cats

[tidal portal]

lmaooo

[nimble moss]

a good offense is a good defense

[tidal portal]

i managed to get them to sleep so i dont wanna bother them otherwise they wake up and ravage the house again or hopefully go back to sleep but i dont wanna risk it

[past lake]

A better defense is a better offense

[crude dust]

Pick them up and place them on yourself

[nimble moss]

got me there

[tidal portal]

type shit

[past lake]

they are just little silly billys

[crude dust]

Not being seen in the first place is the greatest defense

[nimble moss]

whats generally perceived as the best mission?

[tidal portal]

pov: 10 9-bang nades

[past lake]

Thank you come again

[crude dust]

Whatever is the newest one

[tidal portal]

dude i had a lobby once where we all ran 9 bang nades to the max and js spammed it

i couldnt tske the mission serious during that 😭

[past lake]

I dont have friends so i always run solo

[crude dust]

Relatable

[tidal portal]

matchmaking is your friend

unless you run into loser lobbies who spam kick you and do nothing else but that

for no reason too

[crude dust]

No its not

[molten ibex]

Can we start calling New America the 9/11 map

[bleak frigate]

ill cry if they ever nerf 9bangs

its such bs but its so fun

[past lake]

matchmaking makes me want to inhale pepper spray and have projectile vomit

[crude dust]

These blokes in pubs try they best but their best is so deplorably horrible

[tidal portal]

call it the get domed in the head by aimbotting360 terrorists and restart for the 99th time hobby mission

[crude dust]

"Slumped By Terrorist"

[tidal portal]

i swear they got wallhacks

[crude dust]

So, the question is, are you ready?

[tidal portal]

did you guys know i actually punched a hole thru my desk raging at a new america once?

no april fools.

[molten ibex]

Over New America?

[tidal portal]

i SWEAR they got wallhacks

[crude dust]

Did you know I once yelled at a friend so much whenever I left my room my parents stared at me in shock since I literally never let out my rage on someone so hard since I was a kid?

[tidal portal]

which game was this

[crude dust]

Fun times back whenever I felt rage

[crude dust]

It was whenever he said shit about parents

[tidal portal]

oh fair

[crude dust]

I yelled back at him about how I don't have a dad, he has two parents he still sees, I don't

[tidal portal]

zamn im sorry for you

[crude dust]

Sure yours are divorced but mine did some shit that made the courts separate him and my mom, and nearly lost my brother if I wasn't there

The internet and my older friends helped me realize my dad was bribing me with free stuff

[crude dust]

Everyone says that

I don't think it had an effect since like 2020

[tidal portal]

yeah ngl i dont know what to say to that so im js typing shit gng im sorry but i do feel bad 💔

[crude dust]

I love just typing shi

@tidal portal you play Minecraft?

[tidal portal]

i do

on fabric loader with a ton of mods

[crude dust]

Whats your favorite block?

[tidal portal]

lantern.

[tidal portal]

i know its Not a block but i love the lantern

i place that shit in every build

[little hawk]

No new RoN stickers

[crude dust]

@little hawk can I get 3 DDLSS 5 Hashbrown?

[glass mulch]

Gratr 👎

[little hawk]

WHAT IS THIS

[crude dust]

FUCK, I wanted 3 big DDLSS hashbrown, now there goes my life savings

[little hawk]

WHAT IS THISSSSS

[tidal portal]

gratr will a free shawarma coupon fall on my head tomorrow?

[glass mulch]

gratr ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crude dust]

"For you my friend, ONE free shawarma!"

[tidal portal]

😔

[opaque talon]

JUST GOT BACK FROM MY PROMOTION TO DETECTIVE!!!!

[crude dust]

Hello Detective

[opaque talon]

hello

[tidal portal]

does that mean you can crack down every case like Sherlock Holmes

[glass mulch]

GRATR!!!

[crude dust]

This vexes me

[pure lion]

like, irl?

[opaque talon]

yes

[pure lion]

damn

[tidal portal]

thats sick

[pure lion]

congrats dude

[opaque talon]

thanks

[tidal portal]

please dont shoot a guy beacuse of an acorn falling on your car now :))))

[pure lion]

now you get to work 50% more with 10% more pay

[opaque talon]

.......

[pure lion]

no but fr congrats man

[crude dust]

He's upgraded from that

[tidal portal]

lmaooooooo

[opaque talon]

LMAO

[pure lion]

whats your new tasks look like then? i havent got a clue how the police system works

[opaque talon]

vice and narcotics

[tidal portal]

imsgine ge says paperwork

[pure lion]

real

[opaque talon]

and yes paperwork lamo

[crude dust]

mmm narcotics

[tidal portal]

paperwork scares a man in a different way

[opaque talon]

its boring lol

i just wanna do the fun stuff

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-25738837

[pure lion]

Unautharised Use Of Force -50 🗣️

[tidal portal]

cops would rather get in a car and chase someone in a highway GSP style and risk their lives in a 200 mph chase than do paperwork

[pure lion]

like?

[crude dust]

I'll do my paperwork mid chase

[tidal portal]

narcotics 🤤

[opaque talon]

drug bust

[pure lion]

crazy

[tidal portal]

type shit

oh shit isnt drug bust like a house raid

[opaque talon]

im not ready for the stakeouts though

yeah

[pure lion]

twisted nerve 🗣️

[crude dust]

Do you wear a trench coat and fedora?

[tidal portal]

just make sure you dont have to face the pocket fent guy

[opaque talon]

no lmao just normal clothing

[pure lion]

are you a fed then?

[opaque talon]

and a vest

no im undercover