💬general-discussion

[crude dust]

[chrome vigil]

not just drum

double drum

[crude dust]

Box mag!?

BELT FED EVEN!?

[chrome vigil]

thankfully no

[crude dust]

BRING FORTH THE HAND HELD M61 VULCAN!

[chrome vigil]

i remember seeing them for the first time

fuckin mk18 with 100 round mag and red dot

[crude dust]

Laughing my ass off thinking of a mission where you have to fight a COD style Juggernaut and you just pepper ball him and he folds but hes near immune to kinetic munitions

[pseudo crow]

Narcos always feature elite operatives. But I reckon their arsenal extends far beyond that. It's just that the nature of the mission differs.

[chrome vigil]

MW19 be like

using flashbangs on juggernaut

[pseudo crow]

Should the scale of the operation be greater, I believe their arsenal would be more sophisticated. For instance, in violent clashes with other organisations.

[chrome vigil]

and that somehow works

[chrome vigil]

well, maybe in future we could see that

but for now, we cant say for sure

[crude dust]

Throwing all my flash bangs and dumping 5 cans of pepper spray, that juggernaut gonna be asthmatic after I'm done

@glass mulch @chrome vigil yall think they'd call it police brutality if I ripped the gas mask off the suspect on elephant and pepper sprayed down his throat

[glass mulch]

probably

[chrome vigil]

Maybe, but could he say anything after that? dont think so

therefore no one knows

and you dont need to do that anyway bc his gasmask is from temu

[crude dust]

I guess he's right, if yall agree with him

I should consult my coworker for more techniques

(He's more delusional than me)

@glass mulch @chrome vigil we asked my boss, she thinks that my idea of knee capping people is overkill but pepper spray down the throat and breaking their knees is what we agreed on, she thinks thats police brutality

I dunno about that

I think I'm working within the limit of the law

[chrome vigil]

if they cant report it then its not police brutality

and besides

they are active shooter

who would care

[crude dust]

so, I justified to remove their teeth too?

Just to make sure they won't talk about it in court?

[chrome vigil]

They did not care about lives of other students

so i think fair trade

[crude dust]

Soooo, break their teeth, knees, and pepper spray down the throat, may as well remove the tongue while were at it

[chrome vigil]

so basically yeah

[crude dust]

And maybe the hands

Never to commit a crime again

🦇

We have a guy who's an expert on this

I can't repeat what he said

but uh, let him in Elephant and you won't need EMT, you'll be stuck with the morgue workers and identifying by ears

[pseudo crow]

They are among the few organisations that load their AR rifles with all manner of accessories.

[crude dust]

It would be nice if he had more AK like rifles

Or a bare bones M4

Slap that front sight right off

[pseudo crow]

Their performance in Narcos, MK18 fully loaded.

They have sights, grips and torches.

[crude dust]

Profound Intelligence from Void to give the Cartel's guns that have everything you can put on them

all that's missing is deleting the stock on 1 guys AR

[river turret]

Me constantly begging to be able to pick up that decked out AK woth a drum mag

[crude dust]

Bless my Judge with a M249 saw

Let me hip fire on a mf

[river turret]

"Remember your ROE!"

[crude dust]

Fuck it I'll settle for a XM250 or a M60

[wicked saddle]

Hello i just joined

[crude dust]

RoE doesn't mean shit to us in the PMC business

We ONLY save civilians

Everyone else WILL be judged as appropriate by the rules set by the ancient Egyptians

You shoot a guy, we shall shoot you as it is just

[river turret]

Cause of death: Stoned by sharp metal objects flying at the speed of sound

[crude dust]

me when rock

[river turret]

🧱

[river turret]

[crude dust]

"It ain't peas, it ain't beans, it ain't corn, its a great big can of whoop ass!"

[river turret]

I jsut wanna finish my GSG9 Loadouts
Where is my HK21

[crude dust]

Heckler and Coke, hmm yes

[river turret]

Precision german engineering

[crude dust]

God damn

Mf lit a cigar now it smells like a Cuban office

[wicked saddle]

Do mods work on Playstation and Xbox

[river turret]

Nop

[crude dust]

I countered now this place smells like a blue collar break room

[river turret]

Turn based RPG

[crude dust]

Nah, PC only

[wicked saddle]

Well my suggestion for mods on console

[wicked saddle]

Not fair

[river turret]

They gotta fix the bugs on comsple first

Comsple
I'll see myself out

[crude dust]

That means you have to rebuild the engine

[solid cape]

Not gonna happen #🔧modding-chat message

[crude dust]

HERE COMES ZEUS

[river turret]

VroomVroom

[wicked saddle]

Thats some bullshit

[crude dust]

Not really

[river turret]

If you want modding in any game you're gonna need a PC

[hollow ridge]

Y’all they just stole my dog house my dog don’t even sleep outside

[crude dust]

Or the game itself needs a mod menu

[river turret]

Yeh

[crude dust]

Housing ain't cheap

[hollow ridge]

I’m sayin

[river turret]

Rent expensive nowadays

[crude dust]

I don't pay rent

[river turret]

Lucky

[crude dust]

Not very

[crude dust]

This place smells like nicotine and I get almost 99% chance ima get jumped for doing anything personal

[hollow ridge]

My room smells like wood chips

[river turret]

Fun

[crude dust]

Mine either smells like a company truck or a Marine's bunk

[river turret]

I dunno what my room smells like

It jsut
Room smell

[hollow ridge]

Why would you polite my sinuses with a psychically transmitted scent such as this

[crude dust]

I smell like a guy who works blue collar

[crude dust]

My bad

Will happen again

[river turret]

I smell like christmas cookies

[hollow ridge]

Lalalalala my room smells like soap and bubbles

[hollow ridge]

Awesome

[boreal furnace]

Welll don’t use a service that hates you

[crude dust]

My room and I smell like drunk construction workers

[river turret]

Drunk on what

[hollow ridge]

Girl, are you being cheerios with me right now

[crude dust]

(6ft and a tomboy who smells like alcoholic abuse)

[crude dust]

Something you'd find a drunk day passed out half drunk in his hands

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-the-phantom-menace-droid-army-naboo-gif-15588671

[river turret]

Intense slurp noises

[crude dust]

My bad Linch, I'm just very used to smelling like im drunk and looking like I'm on multiple narcotics

I'm always sober mind you

[glass mulch]

no that's more of a "what happening in here?"

[crude dust]

We collectively geeking on the Twisted Nerve pack

[crude dust]

Only time I drunk was when I was 9

Maybe 7

Accidentally got to the whiskey

[abstract wagon]

Nah. I’m good on the alcoholica.

[crude dust]

lmao

[hollow ridge]

Alcohol succkkkkssssssss

[crude dust]

Real man over here

[river turret]

The msot important time tog et acquainted

Fucking fat fongers stop typo

[crude dust]

Spoken like you hit your head on the door and then your drink was spiked

Or you just having a stroke?

[abstract wagon]

I dropped my pizza on my basement roof. Explain that one.

[crude dust]

Australian Gravity Well

[river turret]

I type too fast for my fingers
Always having a stroke

My poor fingys too slow

[abstract wagon]

Almost didn’t consider this. But I have. And surprisingly incorrect. I thought so too man.

[crude dust]

Be careful you might croke on a artichoke

[abstract wagon]

Don’t arti on my choke. Plz.

[river turret]

Tf is an artichoke
confused german here

[abstract wagon]

Gay fruit

[crude dust]

Calling artillery on bro cause hes choking

[abstract wagon]

Falcon 2-1 to Nomad 3-A.

[crude dust]

Green plant

[abstract wagon]

Requesting close air support.

[crude dust]

Viper and Warlock my beloved

[abstract wagon]

Ooh. Those are fire.

Falcon and Nomad.

[crude dust]

"WHERE IS EVERYONE!?" said my commander after I got my shit blown smooth off

[abstract wagon]

“WHERE IS THE COMMANDER.” We said after he accidentally triggered our homemade anti tank bomb we forged from scattered Humm parts.

[crude dust]

Its the name of the A10 and Gunship pilots in Insurgency Sandstorm

[crude dust]

Hummus

[crude dust]

Grey Role, Blue Role, White Role

[abstract wagon]

I’m just here for the crack, yo.

[crude dust]

I'm just here to drop kick suspects yo

[river turret]

Together they lived in harmony
But then..

[abstract wagon]

I saw a line at the charcuterie board. But there was no punchline.

[wicked saddle]

Smartass

[crude dust]

The cyan nation attacked?

[river turret]

I was gonna say red but that works

[crude dust]

Purple

[abstract wagon]

Orangutuan.

[river turret]

The urple nation

[surreal blade]

Car :3

[river turret]

Car

[crude dust]

Its a smackaronie

[river turret]

🤝

[crude dust]

@fathom galleon you

[abstract wagon]

Racecar backwards is Racecar.

Rotator too

Kayak.

Also: Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

[river turret]

I will beat you

[fast dock]

Guys do yall know how to install the Ready Or Not free trial on PC??

I saw it's a thing until the 20th

[river turret]

Sorry i ated it

[abstract wagon]

Uhhhhhhh. I already bought it and all the DLCs from Steam. Nobody has a more superior Mp7 build than I do.

[fast dock]

[river turret]

Got a little hungry

[crude dust]

I dunno

[halcyon oar]

what are we posting man

[crude dust]

For the love of the game

[river turret]

A fellow Chaosdiver I see

[fast dock]

Thx anyways I think I'm gonna search on Google then

[crude dust]

great idea 💀

[fast dock]

Ok ain't no mf way, the free trial is only for Ps5 and Xbox 😭

[crude dust]

Knee slapper

[river turret]

[glass mulch]

unfortunately it is only console

[fast dock]

Now I'll have to deliver the sad news yet again to my Gf

[glass mulch]

i'm sorry ;_;

[fast dock]

Ye its ok dw thx anyways yall

[river turret]

Typical Turquoise role

[glass mulch]

np

[crude dust]

@glass mulch hi

[glass mulch]

hai hai!

[crude dust]

I'm pondering

If i should write another thing on RoN

[abstract wagon]

Don’t write. Lame. Just do.

Shoot them in the neck.

Make it slow.

Especially if they shoot at you. Take out the knees.

[crude dust]

I recently wrote a love story

A concept I don't understand

[abstract wagon]

Between me and my Mp7?

[abstract wagon]

It’s quite the love story.

[crude dust]

Thats too long

[abstract wagon]

I first met her chasis when I swatted a trap house.

I saw her sittin in that holed up, torn to shreds chair with no spring in the lean back.

[gilded otter]

What is that Patrick image bruh 😭

[gilded otter]

Why they always getting dude in the worst way

[abstract wagon]

Patrick deserves it

[crude dust]

I'ma write some heat

[abstract wagon]

Me after reading it

[crude dust]

For my old oc I made for RoN cause I'm geeked into multiple personalities

[abstract wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-snow-white-gif-22122977

[crude dust]

I am writing like a schizophrenic with undertones that make you realize its not fictional, its all just a poor way of me imagining my life without using a direct perspective and instead letting those who read it learn of my life through my characters I construct over my own name and face

[glass mulch]

up to you

[crude dust]

I'm doing it

And its totally not just my trauma

[glass mulch]

😮

[crude dust]

I'm building on a thing Judge did in the last story

Wherever he just goes into a primal rage on certain targets and just renders them unrecognizable

As a side effects of USIA mind control

She basically does what he does

As she's the more unstable copy from MLO trying to make a Judge

[crude dust]

@glass mulch writing with doom and gloom

Immediately starting with a win but then her whole team gets killed while trying to desperately escape a mission gone sideways

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-turn-to-dust-finnicklomlgif-gif-6202351048420329284

[dense python]

ready or not

[crude dust]

Basically rust belt but bigger and her team has to escape via the underwater tunnels, as the whole cartel is going out the main entry fighting BDRTAC and Border Police, her team ends up floating away and into Mexico, where MLO meets her team there, shooting one of the five off rip the other 3 go to draw pistols but get domed, leading to the name being "So much more blood in the water." as they drag her away and leave the corpses

The rest is basically getting the USIA special before being "saved" by the USIA from MLO

[drifting dirge]

Will anyone push the lpvo when update relases

[nimble marsh]

I am back

[gaunt holly]

Welcome back

[glass mulch]

welcome back!

[nimble marsh]

Thanks

[glass mulch]

your welcome! 🙂 i am glad you got some sleep 🙂

[nimble marsh]

5 hours of sleep is peak

Now I am dead

[glass mulch]

ik that feeling

now it's my turn to not sleepy.... at almost 3am

[pseudo crow]

I believe the Judge can defeat the MLO, but he cannot defeat the Spider. The Spider originated centuries ago, and neither the USIA nor the MLO can lay a finger on the Spider organisation.

Spider is the true deep state, whilst MLO functions more as a rebel organisation.

[glass mulch]

i feel the MLO has more resources then we know.

[pseudo crow]

According to the evidence from the villa, the Spider Organisation originated in the 19th century,

[glass mulch]

@pseudo crow have you ever heard the message Brixley leaves in Valley?

really?

[pseudo crow]

It is true that the villa's evidence includes a 19th-century oil painting. The spider organisation has existed for a very long time

[glass mulch]

do you think The Spider and MLO could be connected? or assoicated?

[pseudo crow]

The Spider Organisation's positioning resembles that of a Masonic lodge. Their existence may be beyond even the reach of the MLO.

[glass mulch]

interestingggg

[pseudo crow]

I believe their objectives are not the same. The origins of the Spider Organisation have always been shrouded in mystery, with even less information available than regarding the MLO. The MLO's purpose may well be to destroy USIA and destabilise American society.

[glass mulch]

🤔

i wonder if they know of each other and perhaps try to out do each other

the spider for sure would of have more resources

[pseudo crow]

Both Glukhovskoye Mafia and Los Locos serve as operatives for the Spider Organisation. This group appears far more formidable than we had anticipated, exhibiting an exceptionally high degree of global reach.

Sonoran Cartel may well be part of this alliance, after all the port is used to transport weapons for them.

[glass mulch]

true

also looking at Valley's evidence now the painting is mid 17th century

at least estimated

with a really messed up note on the back

idk who this... G is....

[pseudo crow]

I believe that MLO is more akin to a personal vendetta storyline involving the Judge. As for the Spider Organisation, the Judge knows little about them.

[glass mulch]

that could be

[pseudo crow]

I believe everyone is overly fixated on MLO, forgetting that the Spider Organisation exhibits a far more terrifying sense of mystery in its finer details.

[glass mulch]

true

[pseudo crow]

At the very least, the old PvP footage and promotional videos give you some sense of MLO's organisational nature.

[river turret]

Judge Meow voice clip when

[glass mulch]

never

[flint trail]

the tacticality in ron is dead

please, for the love of god, get the devs to attach a message to when you enable the ability to join hardmode lobbies in your matchmaking filter saying something along the lines of "this mode should only be played if you know how to play tactically" or whatever

at the bare minimum add notice for like "people in this mode don't want new players and you'll get booted if you suck bum"

[glass mulch]

@pseudo crow where did you find that?

(moved here so i'm not responding in a 20M slowmode channel for you)

[pseudo crow]

This is Neanderthal's server. He is currently the most accomplished creator of ready or not Mod maps, with all maps except the one for COD2019 having been official maps in the past.

[glass mulch]

ah, afaik Neanderthal was never part of void

[river turret]

New ≠ Bad

Im pretty mew to the game but I have experience in CQB from other games

[flint trail]

??? yeah sure new players arent always bad but im moreso referring to bad players in general

new was kinda just the first word that came to mind

[nimble marsh]

Look, if you want to play tactically, it's best you actually visit #🔎looking-for-players or find a friend group. People can play however they want.

[flint trail]

ive tried repeatedly I get no answers there

and my mates are like never online lolol

[river turret]

I'd play with you but am on console

[chrome vigil]

And if you want to play Greased palms you can visit me

[nimble marsh]

Well, then no one wants to play tactically at the moment. Shit even I might be rusty, but still got the fundamentals in

[flint trail]

i moreso am annoyed by the fact that people who are not good enough at the game to play harder difficulties will still select harder difficulties

[river turret]

I play tactically whenever I have a team that wants to as well

[pseudo crow]

I suspect Neanderthals were outsourced personnel from the void, or perhaps formidable hackers who'd mined the data.

[river turret]

I understand this

[flint trail]

i dont wanna restrict new players from learning because they don't know what theyre doing, but i also wanna enjoy the game and i frankly just primarily enjoy the tactical playstyles

[river turret]

Too many times I was checking a door for traps just for someone to ram it open and kill both of us

[flint trail]

yeah true that lmfao

it's happened to me a lot as well

[river turret]

"Why you bring mirror"
Cuz I wanna know whats behind a door

[flint trail]

did someone genuinely ask you that 💀

[river turret]

Too many times

I had an entire squad with 40mm

[flint trail]

what a load of actual buffoons lolol

the 40mm are the launchers right

[river turret]

Yeh

[runic harness]

stingers for the win

[flint trail]

ughhh god people who run launchers are always rushing around like its cod

[runic harness]

🔥

[river turret]

Launchers have their purpose

I'd just rather have a Mirror

[runic harness]

@dreamy mesa how many devs are ther in void interactive?

[flint trail]

one thing i really like doing is with the breaching shotty

blow a hole in the top corner of a door & toss a flash through it

[chrome vigil]

Doesn’t breach shotgun also opens the door a little?

[flint trail]

sometimes, depends on the door and where you hit. can be inconsistent at times

[river turret]

Depends on where you hit

[flint trail]

but mostly it stays shut

[river turret]

If you shoot the handle it usually opens

[chrome vigil]

I rather just slightly open the door and toss a flashbang/use launcher

[flint trail]

when you aim at the correct corner*

[chrome vigil]

Shield is my #1

It saved me too many time on Hard

[river turret]

Shield is good
Unless you're that one dude in my last round

[flint trail]

if you're playing shield on multiplayer then hopefully you're staying pointman right

[crude dust]

Hi Mojangles

[chrome vigil]

I usually more like support, using launcher and shield

[nimble marsh]

Do not ping Void staff members please

[crude dust]

@chrome vigil I'm writing a little short story

[runic harness]

oh sorry

[chrome vigil]

Destroy their eyesight and protect my boys

[chrome vigil]

Nice

[river turret]

Pings void staff 80 times

[nimble marsh]

Bro why am I mojangles

[crude dust]

[crude dust]

is that NOT satisfactory?

[chrome vigil]

And I’m mostly playing commander mode rn

[flint trail]

ah i see

[chrome vigil]

Trying to finish my hard s Ironman

[nimble marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/avion-plane-ac130-transformers-gif-18851142

[flint trail]

have you used alt f4 method at all

[chrome vigil]

Gonna be honest, yes

[crude dust]

Lowkey, I dunno why I posted this

[chrome vigil]

This save is mostly practice

For my true hard s Ironman

[flint trail]

lmao I dont blame u

[chrome vigil]

I’m already at relapse

[crude dust]

I'm getting the treatment they gave the deceptions

[flint trail]

well hey it's just regular hardmode S but you aint respawning right? all you really have to do is avoid getting shot, dump people with pepperball AR, profit!!!

maybe try practice outside ironman mode

[chrome vigil]

I using mainly m32a1

[glass mulch]

🤨

[crude dust]

@chrome vigil you wanna see what I wrote?

[chrome vigil]

Sure

[faint schooner]

bro...

why did my game crash without an error

[glass mulch]

uh oh

[crude dust]

@chrome vigil what is your opinion on that stuff

[solid cape]

[faint schooner]

i love ea!!!!!

[chrome vigil]

I’m still reading

[faint schooner]

this wouldnt happen in ron

[glass mulch]

hello Miśka!

[faint schooner]

bello linch

on stage start my game crashed, i think it didnt like my vehicle choice

[crude dust]

[chrome vigil]

Gem alert 💎

[crude dust]

Thats also not the full thing @chrome vigil

I'm still writing

[chrome vigil]

Keep writing

[brisk yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-review-kitty-review-bnuuy-rabbit-bunnies-gif-12534827495687433782

[chrome vigil]

He saw Jack Adams and threw paper at him

[faint schooner]

gurt

[chrome vigil]

yo

[faint schooner]

@brisk yoke tell him

[brisk yoke]

yo

[crude dust]

yo

[distant topaz]

yo

[chrome vigil]

yo

[solid cape]

yo

[river turret]

yo

[hasty bane]

yo

[crude dust]

yo

[faint schooner]

yo

[hasty bane]

yo

[crude dust]

@brisk yoke yogurt

[river turret]

All units be advised, the chain has been broken

[crude dust]

I AM BOLT CUTTERS

[brisk yoke]

i love yogurt

[crude dust]

Would you like to see something i wrote (I'm like half done and I have some parts I need to revise)

[brisk yoke]

yes

[glass mulch]

@brisk yoke yo

[faint schooner]

guys i cooked

[glass mulch]

How are you gort? 🙂

[faint schooner]

podium on first stage

im goated

[glass mulch]

GL!

[distant topaz]

i havent read up on the patchnotes, does cross-play exist? i see some people saying "pc only" in the looking for players chat

[brisk yoke]

very good how are you

[river turret]

Crossplay exists

[faint schooner]

i will most likely crash but thanks

[glass mulch]

crossplay does indeed exsist

[river turret]

But Console players cant play in modded lobbies

[glass mulch]

you got this!

[glass mulch]

I am good thanks for being awake at 5am

[crude dust]

@brisk yoke do you like it

[faint schooner]

the leader has good pace as second place was 4 seconds to him

and i was 1 second behind second place

[distant topaz]

@river turret @glass mulch why do they ask for "pc only" ?

[faint schooner]

most likely they cant play with console players/dont want to play with console players

[river turret]

Because either they have mods or they just dont like playong with console plebs (like myself)

[faint schooner]

console plebs 😭

[distant topaz]

PLEBS D:

[river turret]

I am a console pleb

[glass mulch]

cause crossplay can be disabled if someone doesn't want to do crossplay

[crude dust]

Am not pleb

[faint schooner]

real

[crude dust]

I am gaming gamer

[river turret]

We all console plebs

[distant topaz]

ooo so it is a custom mods shenanigans thing most likely?

[crude dust]

We are horses

[river turret]

🐴

[hasty bane]

yay

[river turret]

Honse

[hasty bane]

honse

[distant topaz]

honse

[river turret]

Honse plebs

[crude dust]

I love my honse and my hornse loves me

[hasty bane]

bro what with npc start shooting one of those map with guy underwear

i forgot the name of the map

[crude dust]

Gerald

Ends of the Earth I think

[hasty bane]

yeah his men start shooting randomly while i was outside

[crude dust]

Or nah

[crude dust]

Cause they got funky sight line on you

[hasty bane]

lol

they found a ghost

how am i gonna do this

they have superman vision twin

[crude dust]

They literally get like a 25% chance to just see though a 1 mm hole in a wall

[faint schooner]

as i said i crashed, but still keeping it high at p5

[crude dust]

@glass mulch you wanna read my text brick

[crude dust]

Play 5 > Playstation 5

[hasty bane]

OKAY HOW TF GERALD DIDNT GET FLASHBANG

[glass mulch]

if you wanna send it in a dm go for it

[faint schooner]

p5 as position

[crude dust]

[faint schooner]

FUCK i didnt change my tires

[glass mulch]

P5??

[faint schooner]

if i crash i blame the tires

[crude dust]

🦉

[glass mulch]

PERSONA!

[faint schooner]

5th position

[glass mulch]

ah

[crude dust]

PERSONA!?

[faint schooner]

im still 3rd overall

[hasty bane]

btw is lethal obsession 😔

[crude dust]

Sounds lethal

[hasty bane]

very lethal

[glass mulch]

does the man your chasing have an obession?

[hasty bane]

WHO IS THIS UMA MCDONALD

[hasty bane]

u mean gerald?

[glass mulch]

yes!

Gerad!

[hasty bane]

oh

[hasty bane]

dude how the hell the guy found me already?

[crude dust]

You're a HORSE

[glass mulch]

magic

[hasty bane]

mf was like peeka boo and start shooting through peak door

[hasty bane]

🏇

[hasty bane]

and one of my boy dead

[hasty bane]

I HATE LETHAL OBSESSION

HOW IS THE AI TO ADVANCE???

[river turret]

Tf you sniffin at

[crude dust]

I smell RAM

[hasty bane]

Thanks for the motivation 🫡

[river turret]

NO

IS MY RAM

[glass mulch]

you got this!

[faint schooner]

3rd position on stage number 3 after a BIG moment, i almost shat myself

[crude dust]

I have no soul but I must larp as a writer

[faint schooner]

i went over a massive jump above the corner and had to reverse

[river turret]

larp

[river turret]

Mmmm..

[glass mulch]

@faint schooner you got this!

[faint schooner]

im keeping the podium dont worry

[crude dust]

I'm charging up my desire to write

Cause THE "realgort" has requested I write

[hasty bane]

I DID IT

A+

THANK U GUYS GIVE ME MOTIVATION :D

[hasty bane]

man they should Umamusume mod in ready or not

[faint schooner]

what

i got ZERO points on the power stage but i still got p2 in the rally overall

im washed

[crude dust]

Goldship blasts suspect with 40mm Flash Grenade

[river turret]

Straight to the dome

[hasty bane]

what abt The Stay Gold family?

[crude dust]

360 no scope

[crude dust]

"RoE? Huh, What?"

[river turret]

Roe roe roe your boat

Gently down the stream

[crude dust]

We're currently stuck in shit creek sir, but luckily for us, we have a paddle!

[dense python]

🌊🎣

[fallen sail]

pis

[flat sinew]

my laptop is too weak for ready or not, I have the graphics all on low and it still averages 5-15fps 😭😭

[river turret]

Wave baiter

[waxen nymph]

you might as well bite the bullet and go for GFN then

its not ideal but its better than 5-15 fps

[flat sinew]

what is GFN

[waxen nymph]

GeForce Now, NVIDIAs cloud gaming service

you essentially connect to a host pc for a limited time but you control the inputs

so the game you are playing is streamed to you with minimal lag

[flat sinew]

ahh okay thanks

[river turret]

I like to imagine theres some dude watching you play games on his PC

[waxen nymph]

lmao

[crude dust]

Screaming watching you make a blunder

[river turret]

He just takes over the controls cuz he's fed up with your stupidity

[crude dust]

Game switches to 3rd person and Judge glares at you before putting belt to ass

Just solos the whole mission

[dreamy crest]

.

[river turret]

"Damn you S ranked all missions?"
No.. I watched Judge do it himself

[hollow kestrel]

Is it free? I saw it somewhere but when I tried to play something on it I couldn’t find it

[crude dust]

"Last fucking Straw, another civilian player, and were done."
player kills a civ and it pans outward and down, to put you and Judge at a table and chair

God damn I am sleep deprived

[hollow kestrel]

You need the game in order to play it through this right?

[waxen nymph]

it is but the free tier only allows for up to 1 hour per session before it boots you

it also has the longest waiting time

you also get up to 100 hours per month maximum

accross everything

[hollow kestrel]

But you need to buy the game right?

[waxen nymph]

yes

you can only play games you already own

[hollow kestrel]

I know it wouldn’t make sense if you could play games you don’t own but it was worth asking

[river turret]

Evening dinner with judge?

[crude dust]

No, more like disappointed father sits you down to ask talk

[chrome vigil]

Dinner with Greased Palms

[river turret]

[faint schooner]

MARTINCITOPANTS POSTED A MY WINTER CAR VIDEO RAAAAAAH

"i drove 5000km in my winter car"

[crude dust]

Frog man dies of dehydration

[faint schooner]

the best my car player

the worst ready or not player

[river turret]

My car is best car

[native fog]

NO

animal cruelty

or are you just fixing the car

[river turret]

Fixing

[native fog]

sometimes I cant tell the difference

[native fog]

alright then, continue on

[river turret]

Is bromnken car

Makes weird noises

[fiery abyss]

Why doesn’t multiplayer work with 3 people 😭

[river turret]

What you mean

[fiery abyss]

Failed to connect to the host

[river turret]

I unno

But multiplayer works with 3 people

[fiery abyss]

We can get two people in lobby and third can’t join

[river turret]

Crossplay enabled?

[fiery abyss]

Yes sir and we all on series x

[river turret]

Hm

I unno

[fiery abyss]

That’s dope

[jolly tree]

as of right now there is no information about new missions in the upcoming update or did I miss something?

[fiery abyss]

Convinced bro to buy the game & we can’t even play together 🥴

[jolly tree]

really looking forward to laser/light combo and attachments

[river turret]

You should be able to

Get someone else to host the lobby maybe

[fiery abyss]

Nah it’s a known issue apparently, we’ve all tried & restarted the app & consoles

[river turret]

I havent had that issue

[fiery abyss]

Mbn

[nimble marsh]

Failure to connect to the host is associated with Epic Games requiring correct time. It should be somewhere on consoles too, you have to sync your date & time

Apart from that, the only other fix was a VPN

[faint schooner]

hes learning

[fallen sail]

epic games is so epic

[digital cobalt]

I pray the new community manager doesn't suffer the same fate as the old asshole

[faint schooner]

[jolly tree]

I'm sure there were talks about what NOT to do or say

[digital cobalt]

Lets hope there was. I'd like to start another witch hunt or revolution sometime

[stoic frigate]

i wanna play redy or naht

can someone plpay wiht me

[jolly tree]

its pretty simple "only talk about or answer questions about the game"

[nimble marsh]

That's a very odd way to put it.

He can chat with people like the rest of us.

[dense python]

rest of us

[south cipher]

quick question: Am I supposed to use #1050535723087958156 or #🐜archived-bug-reports-channel ?

[faint schooner]

doesnt matter

[dense python]

You won't get an answer either way
Fabulous

[south cipher]

thanks!

[faint schooner]

why would you

[dense python]

toctoentryteam

[brisk yoke]

🐟 to🐟

[dense python]

🐟🐟🐟

[faint schooner]

trout

[gaunt wraith]

Devs are so lazy

Game deserved better

[faint schooner]

no

[gaunt wraith]

Devs are also bums unfortunately

[faint schooner]

no

[gaunt wraith]

It is what it is

[faint schooner]

they barely have any devs

[gaunt wraith]

More than enough

[faint schooner]

give me a number

[gaunt wraith]

30

[dense python]

At least 2

[faint schooner]

30 devs is NOT enough

rude

[gaunt wraith]

They do half the shit with AI anyways

They'd be fine with 3 devs

[faint schooner]

youre the worst lier ive seen on earth

[gaunt wraith]

They literally do use AI

[faint schooner]

bro

[gaunt wraith]

And its liar

[faint schooner]

they have 5 place holder images that are ai generated

and youre mad about it?...

[gaunt wraith]

Been placeholder for like 3 years now

And theres alot more than 5

[faint schooner]

okay my question is why do you care about some ai generated images in game

[gaunt wraith]

Because its unethical and slop

[faint schooner]

larp

[gaunt wraith]

And shows lack of care or enthusiasm about the game

Shows that they are just out for money and dont give a shit about quality

[faint schooner]

how are they out of money

[chrome vigil]

its literally bunch of unimportant pics in one mission

it doesnt affect anything

[gaunt wraith]

Atleast 2

Where its super obvious

[chrome vigil]

fym 2

only in 23 mb per second

and thats it

[faint schooner]

whats the difference if its obvious and not obvious

[gaunt wraith]

23mb and Brixley talent time

[chrome vigil]

huh 😭

[gaunt wraith]

Does he know?

[chrome vigil]

you gotta be ragebaiting

[faint schooner]

he is

[gaunt wraith]

Go into the game and look

[faint schooner]

i sold ready or not

[chrome vigil]

nothing

[faint schooner]

im not dick riding

[gaunt wraith]

Sold out for 0 dollars

[pseudo crow]

What do you make of it? I reckon Neanderthals were outsiders to the void.

[faint schooner]

i just like the game i play. i dont care about their HORRIBLE update schedule and some ai images in 2 missions

[fallen sail]

@pseudo crow did you ping me somewhere?

[chrome vigil]

1 mission, im pretty sure he made the shit up about The Spider

[dense python]

Woa
Two gratrs

[chrome vigil]

Gratr verse

[faint schooner]

bad gratr and good gratr

[pseudo crow]

Yes, the network was down earlier and deleted the message.

[faint schooner]

he still plays the game while complaining btw

[fallen sail]

i kinda agree with bad gratr, the AI art fucking sucks

[chrome vigil]

holy

there so much gratrs 😭

[faint schooner]

how dare he!!!

[chrome vigil]

check

[fallen sail]

and the updates do feel ai generated with how bad the gamefeel gets

[fallen sail]

what about?

[dense python]

ron bad game

[pseudo crow]

Regarding the 2023 Edition of the Apartment

[faint schooner]

I HATE READY OR NOT!!!!!!

[fallen sail]

ah the old edgeware?

[gaunt wraith]

"Grok how do I increase revenue for Q1 of 2026"

[fallen sail]

it definetly looked way cooler

[pseudo crow]

It was perfectly brought back by the Neanderthals.

[fallen sail]

oh?

that sounds cool

im sure it feels even cooler than voids actual maps

[gaunt wraith]

No i didn't

Mods let me post images

[chrome vigil]

existence of #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art :

[native fog]

bollocks

[glass mulch]

hello Hammer!

[native fog]

why is your damn car still not fixed

Hello Linch!

[glass mulch]

How are you?

[native fog]

how is your day going

[native fog]

im well thank you, hope youre doing good as well

[river turret]

Bromnken :(

[glass mulch]

I am doing good thanks! 🙂 I haven't slept yet being that it is now 8:30am x.x

[native fog]

FIX YOUR DAMN CAR

[native fog]

:D

[river turret]

[native fog]

that sounds fun, get some sleep chieff

[glass mulch]

i honestly should x.x

and i think i will

time for nap before work

x.x

[native fog]

yes lol

sweet dreams

you will nap now and wake up 5 days later feeling like absolute doodoo and your blanket will be in the next room over

[glass mulch]

anywhom good morning/afternoon/night

[native fog]

good evening too you as well

[gusty stump]

You are living in Truman show

[sinful pilot]

what service is that show on?

[gusty stump]

probably Netflix or some shi

[lament pebble]

Where have i heard that

I wonder

[umbral karma]

Voss

[native fog]

idunno

[native fog]

my jellyfin instance

[lament pebble]

Oh yeh literally all my co-workers

[lament pebble]

OK, night night, work starts in 5h

[surreal blade]

[pastel flint]

Got a valentines because I played ready or not

I love this game so much 😭

[river turret]

Toaster spotted

[calm ivy]

Has anyone else noticed that buy cheap buy twice is like entirely broken?

[river turret]

[calm ivy]

I had literally all but 2 suspects rush after going into the room behind the reception, the upstairs was empty, the showroom was empty, there were no more suspects other than the ones in the garage

[pastel flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267525407385718838/1468560460260577362/attachment-25-1.gif

Noooiooo

[simple crater]

Man I wish Ready or Not had more OG SWAT weapons

[pastel flint]

You could always get them via moddin?

There's literally endless mods for the most obscureweapons

[simple crater]

Yeah I already did that I just feel my ranks are invalidated for modding

[pastel flint]

It's defitnely worth getting use heavy machine guns

[simple crater]

Fair enough, I already also downloaded mods that add grenades and make the suspect AI always aim for your torso and head instead of limbs

[surreal blade]

Hai :3

[river turret]

Hoi

[river turret]

Where is my HK21 :(

[simple crater]

That and more I would love an HK53 or HK33

It's literally just the G3 but in 5.56

[pseudo crow]

Having a look at Twitter, I had no idea the judge and his teammates were so old.

[surreal blade]

Hru :3

[simple crater]

I mean don't get me wrong I love 7.62x51 but it's kinda hard to control it in full auto

[river turret]

My GSG9 Loadout is missing soem guns

[pseudo crow]

Swan is actually vegan—I never would have guessed.

[humble sinew]

hi echelons

[surreal blade]

Hii :3 do i know chu?

[humble sinew]

no i saw your profile picture i love half life 2

[river turret]

Guh am hungry

Why is food so expensive nowadays

Why cant I just go outaide and someone throws a sandwich at me

[surreal blade]

Okiee

[humble sinew]

lol

[river turret]

Genuinely I'd absolutely demolish a pizza rn..

[humble sinew]

how about chicken tenders and fries

[river turret]

Guh...

[worldly sequoia]

Hello, is there a Balkan Community for RoN?

[river turret]

[brisk yoke]

#alt-languages

[fallen sail]

can you put your hands up plis

[rain bronze]

this gam

is very nice

i like this game

[brisk yoke]

catto

do you want to see cat

[rain bronze]

sure

[brisk yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831982769554587670/1421790101394165770/togif.gif

[river turret]

Omgosh

Thats a beautiful car

[pseudo crow]

It would be rather peculiar if their new features were to encompass officers' lives outside of working hours.

[rain bronze]

its nice, but looks AI

[brisk yoke]

no

[fallen sail]

I mean that was the original idea from what i know before it got curbstomped by fucking commander mode

Every officer had their bios and particularities

i would have much preffered officers go through their own stories in the background or at the very least have banter and chemistry in between them

stuff like that is exactly what made swat 4's crew

[surreal blade]

I has cars

[river turret]

No way

[rain bronze]

Who is Ron?

isn't he a harry potter character

[surreal blade]

Yus

[river turret]

Cars

[surreal blade]

Mrow

[river turret]

Mrrp

[rain bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-cat-evil-cat-smirk-gif-9493503150186829189

[upper nebula]

Mood

[river turret]

Ha
Car fail

[topaz dagger]

this new update gotta come out soon

[waxen nymph]

swat 4 campaign system would have been better than what commander mode ended up being

which mind you also has an ironman option as well as ai perma death built in

[fallen sail]

that's only in sef

[waxen nymph]

oh mb

i basically only play sef and derivatives thereof these days

[fallen sail]

but yeah commander is probably the worst addition ever made to this game seconded by the mgl

or the suspect stress system

[waxen nymph]

what do you mean a 6 shot instant win button isnt good for the game

im shocked

[fallen sail]

originally it was a really expensive one time use item that dropped at the start of a level

[waxen nymph]

it should have just been a binary between compromised/ not compromised

[fallen sail]

but that's too hard

[waxen nymph]

but the alert state is just dumb

[fallen sail]

disabling hesitation after you shot a gun like twice is fucking idiotic

[waxen nymph]

also another thing abt vanilla that pisses me off is the supression

you expect me to believe seasoned swat guys cant handle getting shot at?

and the blur only serves to make you unable to return fire properly

while ofc anyone else besides players does not get suppressed

[fallen sail]

uh yeah that's what being suppressed does

i dont see much of an issue with that

i do wish it worked better on bots

[waxen nymph]

the intensity of the blur is an issue for me

the mods that disable blur from misses and keep it only on hits are a must have

[waxen nymph]

fuck it give us an m249 in vanilla just for fun along with that

most people kill everything in sight anyway

[fallen sail]

considering the game railroads you into either abusing the ai with flashes or shooting them in the head with a non existant roe system yeah

[waxen nymph]

even the most gun-ho swat 4 mod has wayyyy stricter roe than ron

basically the only thing ron stops me from doing (at least when swat ai are present) is executing surrendering people

in swat 4 your score gets absolutely fucked if you have even a single roe violation

1/5th of your points gone just like that (if you kill them, incap has 5 point penalty)

in ron its barely 100-150 points penalty

maximum

[tribal ruin]

.

[flat ingot]

hey guys is this game worth it

[waxen nymph]

its an okay tactical shooter and the gunplay is fun

the ai is pretty bad for a game of its price though

and as gratr said you are railroaded into either killing everyone in sight or abusing m32 spam

[brisk yoke]

yeah its worth trying since its on sale rn

[waxen nymph]

i would say its better as a cqb simulator than as a police game

since it doesnt even discourage you from killing everyone with a gun on sight

sure youll get a lower score but you will pass

no matter if it was the HVT you just deadchecked

[leaden pilot]

Good Morning

[fallen sail]

yeah hard mode basically allows 1 roe violation if you did the mission essentially perfectly

[waxen nymph]

i found it actually does matter to report everything and collect everything when your score might be close to that threshold

[cunning sage]

What's gratr?

[waxen nymph]

the person

idk why hes a meme

[fallen sail]

only ogs know the truth

[waxen nymph]

im an og you know what it mean

[fallen sail]

[simple crater]

I would argue the same, this even shines on certain missions where you get into situations no SWAT officer would handle

[simple crater]

"you don't know me, where I come from!"

[waxen nymph]

vbss is surely a swat job in the state with half the fucking seal teams

lmao

[simple crater]

IMO I think there may be an explanation lore-wise

[waxen nymph]

maybe but in any case its super silly to send in 5 guys to any of these calls

[fallen sail]

yeah they wrote in the explanaition in the lore so now the game can stop being about police

[waxen nymph]

yes, ANY

[simple crater]

I mean Los Suenos in lore is basically a worse Los Angeles, and if Los Angeles can somehow be made even worse then it's probably comparable to Iraq

[waxen nymph]

even gas station would have 15-20 swat guys pulling up

[waxen nymph]

kill bad guys while wearing cop uniforms

[fallen sail]

The lore is essentially meaningless in the game since it has the consistency of a graham cracker

[waxen nymph]

or at least thats how i play ron

[dusty heart]

Agreed lol swat aren’t special operators this game is a cqb simulator

[simple crater]

I believe they miss out on opportunities in the lore like maybe shadowing the militarization of police in our timeline with increasing levels of criminal violence

[waxen nymph]

the way los suenos is its absolutely necessary

whereas you can make some arguements to the contrary when it comes to reality

not that i personally stand by them but people hold those opinions

[simple crater]

In 1900 the most a cop had to fear was a drunk man with a double barrel shotgun, now they fear men with fully automatic rifles and SAPI plates, some with more training then their entire department

[waxen nymph]

well at least theyre not at the level of mexico and the threats it has

[simple crater]

I see it like this, we live in a very violent world, and violence cannot always be handled unless you have a big enough stick

[waxen nymph]

cops in mexico literally have turrets with machine guns on their APCs

[waxen nymph]

i agree, sometimes you can only beat violence with more violence

which is why its important to be squared away and ready as a civilian

[simple crater]

For this matter the crime level has gotten so bad in Mexico, not just the national guard but Mexico's marine corps is currently being deployed to attempt to mediate it

[waxen nymph]

iirc there isnt even a policia federal anymore

its all NG and the military

and state level police forces

[simple crater]

And even then you can't prepare for everything nowadays man, these criminals have more then we could've imagined

Have you ever seen a hood rat walking the streets with an RPG-7?

[dusty heart]

Marines been deployed against the cartel for the longest

[simple crater]

I'm not trying to be unoptimistic but ready or not is starting to hit too close to home nowadays

What if one day crime does actually get this bad man

[steady mantle]

install nexus mods and yes this game is so so so fun

[brisk yoke]

moving into a forest

[royal wadi]

got almost everything done for S tier valley commander mode but one of my officers got stuck and shot 😭

[gaunt holly]

😭

[simple crater]

You know that's not a bad idea

[royal wadi]

I’m losing them all up with tons of sidearm rounds and shields so they DONT die again

[simple crater]

I could hire a bear and pay him fish to protect my home from the Appalachian horrors

[royal wadi]

3rd run, 3 times the charm

[gaunt holly]

Forest Gaming

[steady mantle]

well most of the game is just one crime it is this bad already almost the entire game is about mindjot and then it just spirals at out of control

[brisk yoke]

i played minecraft i am ready

[gaunt holly]

[simple crater]

I mean the Mindjot premise is covering a real, disturbing, and constantly reoccurring problem

Some people in this world are just so sick man

[royal wadi]

And weaponry supplied by the tran brothers with full automatic adjustments

[simple crater]

Our world may not be the worst outcome, but it is definitely near it

[steady mantle]

Ready or not is based off of some crimes that did happen right?

[simple crater]

Well yes alot

[royal wadi]

Elephant is based off the film of the name which took inspiration from the columbine shootings

the neon tomb is also based off a real event

[faint schooner]

b

[royal wadi]

as for the rest I wouldn’t know

[simple crater]

Yeah I do respect the devs for not making it a high school, that would've been in very poor taste

Not saying a college is any better because still the wanton taking of human life is a nasty thing

[royal wadi]

I mean it’s still very controversial because it’s still technically a school? But atleast it’s not younger children

[steady mantle]

well they are all almost 18-19 I still dont find it any better

[gaunt holly]

People have been begging for a school map before elephant release. So the demand for it was there. Too bad the map stinks. It's the worst map in game imo

[simple crater]

People just trying to start their lives, I heard of what happened at Brown University and I feel for the parents

[royal wadi]

I’m not saying it’s better but I do not think it would be a good idea to make the victims teenagers

[royal wadi]

I hate the elephant map, literally impossible for me to find the bombs

[simple crater]

All those innocent souls taken by someone who was twisted by this horrible world towards evil

[steady mantle]

completey fair I would not be playing this game at all if it was a high school

[gaunt holly]

It's a walking simulator. The map design was nice, but poorly executed

[royal wadi]

In my opinion, I feel like elephant should be a map you are able to skip, which I know wouldn’t really make sense, but I still feel a school map is very poor taste

[simple crater]

I agree, it can be a hard thing to stomach

[royal wadi]

other maps, like neon tomb are still very dark, but elephant sticks out to me as a map that shouldn’t really have been made

[simple crater]

It's not a pretty thing at all I believe out of respect for the victims you should be allowed to skip it

[waxen nymph]

unlike in ron the real people doing this are the ones controlling law enforcement

the fbi hasnt made a single arrest

and they wont, ever

law is only law if youre not the elite

[waxen nymph]

i think portraying these kinds of mass shootings (which have become a fact of life in the past 20 years sadly) is okay if its done in a neutral light

and this is done in ron pretty well

[river turret]

Meow.

[shy sage]

lebrons washed

[faint schooner]

banned

[shy sage]

js saying

what bro he plays with his own offspring on the court 😭

just let him retire

[simple crater]

My king LeBron could never

[shy sage]

ugh

[river turret]

Are there any VR Games focussed on CQB?

[faint schooner]

ron

[shy sage]

tactical assault vr or splitsecond vr

(i have both and they’re awesome)

[river turret]

Ones I can play on standalone quest

[brisk yoke]

gort

[shy sage]

both u can

[faint schooner]

not ready or not