#💬general-discussion
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@humble sinew I lied it was 5 attempts I just unlocked the repressed memory of that happening to me
why is our ai lobotomized
oh ok
Cause they dropped game size to a quarter of its og size for console release and literally hoped nobody would notice
why didnt they make different versions for console and pc 😭
People asked, the response was genuinely, and I'm not kidding, that it was too much work.
i wouldnt even be mad about it, idc about the censorship or anything, but my fuckass clanker bot does everything BUT what i want it to
"get out of the way sir" istg ill friendly fire
"Search and secure"
"Acknowledged"
stands there like a dipshit
💀
I hate how the swat ai got worse in this update
theyre meat shields atp
playing ring around the rosie and have slow reaction times
whenever i get absolutely blasted through a doorway i just get them to bang the room and go in first
literally before console release they were fine
Or my favorite: "move and clear!" "10-4" fucking moonwalks away
The worst is people blaming the console players
genuinely idk what pisses me off in my life more than a bot going "you're in the way sir"
as if it cant go around
I try to stack up with them and I get "gonna move? 🤨" like fuckin 💥💥💥💥
deadass half the time they arent even respectful about it like i cant fire their fucking bitchass
Dawg when i tell the swat ai to search and secure or breach they literally dont respond unless i tell them to fall in and say the promt again
i spam search and secure until it works
sometimes the ai does save my ass though especially when i have no clue where the enemy is
"Red team, hold. Blue team, wedge that door and mirror." everyone stands around like Helen keller
id rather give helen keller a gun and keep her around than clear rooms with these fucking wire backs
Queueing commands breaks the fucking game rn
hmm
Such a good point to add
i need to use the mirrorgun more often i just bang every room
for sure
or throw a stinger in every room
It's def goated for the corners idea. IF every time you used it to do so you didn't get a full view of the guy currently full sprinting to and around said corner to piss in your face with his saiga
yk what i really really really love folks
Use m320 flash or grenade launcher, much better
ninjas low taper fade
i absolutely ADORE when i mag dump a fellow in the gut, and he brushes it off
which no exaggeration genuinely happened on the spider
M320 is broken and will kill rn
i had to reload and go back and my team had killed him alr
really? That's crazy
Yeah
i put 2 slugs in someone point blank with the m90 and he said nah and i died
M32a1 is what you want rn
i could tank 2 slugs to the dome irl
The rotary flash
right so were lying
no this is truth
So THAT'S what killed civilians
He's built different
hm i dunno
Sadly i don't have it, i guess i have to wait for the devs to fix m320 to try s ranking maps
btw if a civilian gets taken hostage its getting blasted through
Yepper.
i feel like i need to specify that
Not.great.
am i crazy if im crazy
Oh shit, right, not everyone has those. Which i think is kinda bull
Is it just the flashes or also stingers?
Flashes are the only thing I've seen kill so far but I also don't use stingers
A lethal obsession is piss easy to s rank
if civs dont listen to me they get blasted
I just punch them
if the civ is a girl and shes bad enough ill leave her unhandcuffed
yeah
i shoot them
Average kai cenat gameplay
maybe ill try it once i get B or above rank on the spider
Toc to element Please go outside
officers right here 👉🏽
id make a great cop
officers this is him 👆🏽

Arrest a hot girl for possession of narcotics and you're like "so....uh..."
im leaving
i can fix her
hot girl with a dv rap sheet the size of a CVS receipt
You:🥵
certified freak
I love it
she can get sum else the size of a CVS receipt 😎
"I have 3 felonies"
"I'm already hard you don't have to sell me further"
jesus christ i should sign up for the academy rn
Everyone wants a certified freak until she wants to break into a house
Oh my God just you wait until you get to carriers of the vine
You're gonna lose it
Get a shotgun pointed at you by a face painted woman with an undercut and side buzz who's gonna threaten to cut off your balls
where did my pants go
Jarvis it's all over my keyboard
"Please let me see my child!!!!!"
"want me to give ya one?"
You lost me
i understand things that you dont
Wtf is this gif lmfao I need this
I saved it too I have so many times where I can use this
I can think of so many times to use it
But anyway yeah the carriers cultists can totally get it
anyhow back to the topic, the spider is milf central
genuinely filled to the brim with hot single moms
Your heads gonna explode when you do NEON
a lot of things r gonna explode when i do neon
LMAO no gif perms
Sad day
imma spend an extra minute or two "search and securing"
You know there's websites for that right
two grown men talking about banging npc females in a swat game
I think you'd end up being one of the people on their hitlist
OH MY GOD WAIT YEAH OH MY G OD.
LMAOO
If anyone could help me out, I have completed Ironman mod on my PS5 without any deaths to myself or teammates. I have unlocked both achievements for doing so, which include “The World”, and “The Hermit”; but have yet to receive the Developer’s Ruined Watch. I have put in long hours into the game, and just wanted to be compensated fairly.
My gamertag is Brando_Davo, if that helps.
Thanks, and hopefully this can be resolved quickly.
OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO I WAS JUST JOKING
They be cutting off your dih
🙁
ironman mode without the clankers dying
Yeah definitely read what they're writing down
kudos to you brando
I can't believe I forgot what their whole cult is about
whos culture
I can't type today
Makes my jokes 10x worse lmfao I feel bad for the 1s and 0s now
there are a lot of voice chats in this server
Yall got any tips to fix the bug lmaoMy bad im not tryna restart ironman mode
i play in hard mode
idk why the ai is buffed beyond all recognition but i think ur supposed to fucking collapse when u get shot 13 times
ai broken asf💔
why are they doming MY guys when theyre literally swat 😭
hm because game
Here's your issue, Hard mode is very poorly designed because they specifically don't want you playing it. They want you and very heavily handed try to get you to play standard by cranking up resistance and aggression to way too high of levels
In their mind, standard is how you're "supposed" to play the game
oh hey ur back
whats the point of creating an unneccesarily hard mode when you just want more of a challenge
🤷♂️
Flashes also straight up will not work on hard, they're almost immune to them
Yeah pretty much
should i just spam cs gas
Especially later in the game.
yes im back

Cs Gas also is super useless. Devs broke it, "fixed it", and nerfed it to shit and claimed that's where they want it
Who wants to give me their Judge body pillow
wtf what about stingers
Literally just play standard, hard is not worth it for how badly its put together
why what?
Less lethal is worthless on hard m8, all of it is barely usable
oh..
And even if you aren't throwing them, if you're using the long tactical shoulder versions? They're broken and will kill whoever they would work on
thats stupid i like the hard mode (pause)
wrong way to use pause. It has to end like
i like it hard
I also love hard difficulties in games, but when they're actually challenging, not bullshit and poorly made
You can't just give an enemy ai perfect Accuracy and immunity to less lethal and call it hard. That's bit hard, that's ass design.
Had a dude eat 3 bean bags
hmm
😭
My point exactly
Yo, did you ever find a fix for this??
thats when you pull out you secondary
Tried hard one time. Hit a dude in the lung with a 300 blackout and he spun a full 360 and one tapped my helmet with a makarov. I said "oh. So it's stupid." And logged right off of it.
@empty plover me and joop were just talking about how we would let the female cultists in carriers of the vine torture us because theyre bad asf
what are your thoughts on that
I was joking, he was not.
…
zip it bud, BOTH of us were dead serious 🥱
I thought we both were joking but nah this dude means it
…
This mf GOONING gooning
they can have our dih
What the hell did I just walk into
ok chill i was joking too 😭
bro what
….
Not you Mr I can fix her over here
Yeah you can’t do that when they auto flick to your head while stunned big dawg
well that sucks
Yeah it does sadly
🥱
On what level? Vacuum or black hole
WHAT
The stunned and still ripping around is wild considering how rarely that shit works and stuns anyway
Shit if he isn’t on board I am.
Just friendly fire them 2
my man
No shame here dawg
something wrong here 😭
u get me 🥹
…
You're the freakest of the freak brudda
@golden panther maybe you could learn something from this guy
How much does it suck? Is it just on the level on a vacuum cleaner where it is only mild or is it at the level of the black hole and consumes stars?
high testosterone what can i say 🥱
can I have some?
Ez
i dunno
Bro if anyone is getting it it's that one neon worker
….. im leaving
And that's like a MAYBE
Bye have a good one
Have a good night
So inspiring
Goddamn bro
He’s so cool
He thinks girls have cooties
what did i even do to you
Lmao
WAIT SHE HAS IT?!
he's the real sigma Alpha wolf fr fr 67😂✌
Yes she does exist
His door says no girls allowed
Only men allowed
….
She already existing bro
wha..
Damn
Damn
Jesus christ 💀 touch grass dude leave her be
i..
Am Ironman
am man
You are a car
@lone quest hop on bb
What type of car though?
What, is she on your side of the playground? Grow up lmfao cooties isn't real
Like we thinking more of a Kia soul? Or like something else
Looks like supra
Entry to TOC, is cooties real?
Negative entry team
"Toc here. We'll get TEMs to check"
homiesexual
No way... hey King do you think it's real or not?
Unfortunately 
@empty plover yeah don't listen he's got i n c e l vibes
wait wtf I got two TOCs. Who is the real one? over
I'm still in the bushes kitten or I would
i already got alot going on..
My bad work for a different department
What...like cooties? Tell me it's not cooties.
real asf
…
I can't like defend you as not having cooties if you have it
You forgot to say over, over
Entry to Toc, can you get your ass out of that bush? You're not finding Homer Simpson in there
Kai cenat..
i dont..
I have to make money 
Roger, Roger
Oh my God it's cooties guys RUN I WAS WRONG
….
did I... no... it can't be
stupid car
Toc this is element girls are yucky
… i wow ok…
Entry to TOC, since when you like men?
Toc this is element. What are women?
TOC will I ever find love?
We're all love men secretly
gonna go kms now…
"Toc this is entry team ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts"
Tried it didn’t work
NO I NEED THAT S RANK!
Toc to entry team...
Only for the homies
They are not real
I love u bro
No, that's not good, don't do that. I'm sorry there's a lot going on, but before you know it things will have calmed down.
i love you too homie♥️
Toc someone pissed my pants
my fault

Yeah when I tried to kms I was sent to a mental hospital for a week … it was a interning experience to say the least
she left btw
I knew it wasn't me
Toc someone replaced my pepperballs with sour gumballs
That’s not good
@outer folio u make innocent women die cus kai cenat meme how u feel
LMAO WHAT
Imagine getting beaned in the face with a fucking gumball bro
That was me I was feeling a little cheeky
i feel...
I think it'd still be pretty effective
Hey Polish man, opinions on Russia?
Just beat the entire base game without dying or losing a officer at all and didn't unlock the watch
Like imagine getting malic acid in your eyes
If you have an officer resigned, the watch will not count
Use a warheads candy as a contact lens
i feel it inside me
No officer has resigned, died, or left because of high stress
INTERESTING
interesting
a polish man liking Russia is very INTERESTING AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY
HMMMMM
He's not really polish
fake polish man. He's not gay
how do you know?
Trust me bro
I’ve been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
Don't tell shrood he will go attack mode
Attack on deez nuts
attack
Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
YOU LIKE WOMAN?? HOW DARE YOU IN THE BIG 25 LIKE A OPPOSITE GENDER!!!
Люблю своих польских братков 🫶🥺
Thank you it took me about an hour to write
"Get me out, you american asshole!"
This is what letters looked like when I hit my head that one time
MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAELLLL
Yo can we get a airstike on this guy?
Wait I got it
MICHAELL HELP ME!!!
Blyat
nah we need a drone for a russian
Are you Russian or polish homie?
🤡
Ukraine got dem f-16s now tho
Kocham moich ruskich braciaków 🇵🇱🥺
He's BOTH
I respect you brother 🤝
Chuckles is that you?
Entry team to TOC...
I spill my crackers
Entry team to toc, the pan is hot and I burnt my finger. 🙁
Honestly just gonna quit playing the game for a while, I feel like I just wasted this entire day off grinding to get that watch and not getting it at all even after I did everything correctly
Put ice on it and get lead to kiss ur booboo
What's the lowest rank you have?
Entry team to toc, I bit my tongue and it hurts
C+
What’s the difference?
Toc I have owies
One bober one vodka
I got A-S on every mission besides 2
What did you get on those two?
C+
Greased palms has entered the chat
On both?
Yes
Makes me wanna cry every time I think about that mission
Ive already S Ranked all the missions the only cosmetic i was missing was the Dev Watch
S ranking it was my verison of self harm
The c+ might be what screwed you tbh, wither that or you did something else wrong or it's just bugged
We should get a map called clean hands and it be the opposite of greased palms
Clean feet 
You are holding the post office hostage
Makes me wanna crawl up in a ball like a little bitch baby and cry myself to sleep when I play greased palms on hard
It doesn't matter what rank you get to unlock the watch, the only thing that matters is that you didnt die, or lose officers in any way
lil uzi
Thats all that it says on the unlock as well
You might be onto something
You cannot have officers Resign in any way, Die in any way, or you die and the watch should unlock
Okay cause the video i watched said you had to get at least a b
I think this is true
I'll go get B on those missions some other time then I guess
The lowest i got was an A and the watch unlocked no problem
What missions were they?
Carry me bro
But as of rn they need to redefine how to unlock that watch in game so people are not confused on why its not unlocking and wasting their time
frog + clown = frown
I believe in you
I do it for u mr joop
Since kaminsky kinda said we won’t get the m4 because we have the mk18 you think that means we will never get the m16?
Why wont we get the m4
Someone asked for it and he responded with “you got the mk18” or something around those lines. I don’t remember it fully but that’s the bare bones of it. Might’ve just been a joke response.
I do wish for a M16 or any M4 with a Carry Handle
Having a scope on the handle would be cool. Stuff you see in Blackhawk down

I want to try to get s rank on every map but trying to get a team together to spend so much time on it is going to be hard
KM-16
"Known for its legacy, you know why the Americans love the series of the KM-16's as it lasted throughout the whole military service until today. We managed to get these as second hand from the military themselves, being cheaper to get than other rifles"
Hey might’ve just been a joke response
im using the hk416
genuinely might just switch to a shotgun, idk if the submachine guns are worth a damn
That’s not in the armory
I like my AM-18

It's something I made up
i finally did sleeper agent
Congrats bro
ty twin
that took awhile but congrats
Ah
🫠
MP7 🫶
Smgs are ASS on Hard, no matter what
Hell, a woman without armor can eat 10 bullets from a SMG with 9mm
All cuz I do hard mode with lethal
im sticking to hard mode i dont wanna do standard, i might try the mp7 on one mission and see how it does
apparently nothing nonlethal works on hard mode
Yeah thats about right
nothing nonlethal?
flashes, cs gas, stingers
wdym nothing non lethal?
i mean nonlethal methods of stunning or incapacitating the ai
like the above things i said or the launchers which apparently kill cause theyre bugged
Incapacitating won't do good for S ranks. But it can for arresting HVT
The stinger launcher and stingers can kill as they're less than lethal. Flashes and CS gas are practically true non lethals
oh okay word
even then apparently flashes and cs gas have been nerfed to oblivion in hard mode
Nope
tyty
CS gas overall did get nerfed, but not Flashes
ai is still as shitty as ever tho
I hate that type of difficulty increase. Nerfing you while just making the enemy stronger. The only type of nerf I accept is less health but that’s about it you shouldn’t do less damage nor should your equipment be less efficient on increased difficulty on games like this. You simply should have to deal with smarter enemies and know you’ll die in one or two shots (from a rifle).
what if you have access to the M32A1?
I do and still won’t because this way of difficultly increase is the most lazy way of doing it and the least fun to play with. Having smarter enemies and less health is better than dealing with tank enemies who can find you across the map.
It’s what fallout 4 does and why I have to use mods to actually make the game harder in a fun way
The suspects in vines do wear armor even though it's not visible on their model. Statistically they do have l3 tho iirc
I like this game it’s fun (even though it’s buggy as hell and I’m finally experiencing the squad ai bugs) and it’s difficult in the way that you can die easily and have to be safe and slow to survive (at least in my experience) you have to make decisions quickly that could change the outcome of the mission one single order could change how a battle goes and if you will live. So you have to think before you act but also can’t take too long to think.
I just dropped my controller on my nuts
Ouch
that's nuts
My boys
Dropping a 4 kg controller of my nut was not on my to-do list
Rip me having kids
Lady’s and gentlemen it’s done
What is?
Dam it can’t take a photo
Skill issue
Ready or not in disc form
I wanna break it
Oops wrong chat
I NEED AN ANSWER FOR A QUESTION!!!!! 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 
What are you fucking 12
Plus 10 times autism
I’m going to stop talking to you
Probably for the best
could have made it harder in other ways besides just buffing the ai and making all of your tools besides your guns borderline useless
OHH I know I know
I NEEEED IT!!!
The Left Behind invades a Nursery Home where la
The the politician's mother resides in, yes yes
Or, we get the old version of Sins of the Father
Aka bikers attacked a hotel
Bikers attacking a hotel is the most random thing that can happen
It was a thing for early version of Sins of the Father tho
I know, researched on it
But became Left Behind attacking the Politician's family in a hotel now
I can provide
I like this change, actually
Ong
check profile to see screenshot
The rain, the red lighting
It's just, wow, cinema screenshot
Honestly nighttime maps with hard rain is honestly my favorites
We need a Diddy map
Bc how do i fall in love after what happened
next annoying ass single mom that tries to fuck with me on the spider is getting blasted in the dome
I’ve been looking for these stupid ass civilians for like a hour on greased palms, I think they’re bugged
did u search and secure with ur ai
My ai js stands still
Aight
If the civilian is not surrendered
They won't find them
you can also run around spamming F and hope a civilian responds
IT WORKED, I CAN FINALLY MOVE ON
ur welcome 🥱
You checked the passport office?
Alcohol, lots and lots of lots of alcohol
Alcohol fixes a lot of things
Boutta do valley of the dolls
i need to record myself playing ready or not drunk next time istg it was the funnest experience ive ever had
👺
General tip for traps: If you're playing with AI, you can peak the door and there'll be the "Disarm trap" option the moment you do, it'll tell you if theres a trap much faster than with the mirror
(This doesn't work for locked doors..)
woop woop
Meow
We have a Diddy map
We need another
Why???
My girlfriend’s parents weren’t very super supportive of my let’s say body art
Who knew having an upside down cross would come back to backfire I mean my girlfriend’s parents are religious
Upside down cross is the most christian shit u can have on your body
I wanted to get him tattoo that said Jesus is a fucker my artist wouldn’t do it
So I settled for a hidden blade instead
Dude the Upside down cross is actually respect to Jesus himself
💔
In fairness, I ain’t religious. I got it at like 16.
If her parents were religious they would know that the cross of st Peter is the upmost respect to Catholicism as st Peter was the most badass
Bro has a pro catholic and a Satanist tattoo on him 
The Upside down cross comes from when Saint Peter didnt feel worthy enough of the pure love of god... Due to him having such a high respect for Jesus and his word, he asked to be put in an Upside Down cross so he wouldnt disrespect God and his son
I have a lot of tattoos, my dear Boi
i havent gotten to missions with trapped doors yet but i just know im gonna die so many times to them
None of my tattoos make any sense. I got a fucking spider with a fucking pirate wheel.
Bro just flexed on us with his Bible knowledge
No tattoos because I would like to remain unidentifiable in my final act.
ts so ahh
When I know I’m going to die, I’m getting the date of my birth and the day I’m going to die on my forehead
I fucking hate religion but i do have a bit of faith, so i read the stories and verses from time to time

I really want to get the Lord’s prayer tattooed. Maybe I’ll add it to a list of tattoos. I need.
real
Bro why are you handsome
Even a pentagram is a positive tattoo and people mistake it for satanic shit
Shrood is a hottie Ngl
left on read is crazy
🤫
Lol
If you ever become gay dibs
Bro is homiesexual
If you’re not gay for the Homies, are you really Homies?
Pulling everything but women
So just men...?
not like that😭
Don’t worry, my little Polish 🇵🇱 boy

Polish women scare me
Yeah me too
Day 1 no piwo
Their hands are so big and firm and it scares me when they grab my body and squeeze me
shaq
I remember one time I was at a nightclub. The bouncer was Polish. He put his hand on my neck. It felt like I was getting grabbed by a fucking bear. I am 6’5
Why
He be chokin him
I think one too many whiskey sours
Do y'all wanna get choked by goth women?
Also, there was a guy that cut in in front of all these people because he was rich and famous so I got into a fight and the bounce to split us up
No i'm scared
I follow a questionable amount of Goth people on Instagram
Deadass? 😭 🙏
Yup….,,
I AM an online princess 
Who has the most followers that you follow?
Yes yes
I can’t remember her name, but I said please step on me and she blocked me
damn💔
The last woman I spoke too on IG was trying to get me to break opsec
she wasn't the one vro
There was a girl on TikTok. She has really pretty eyes so I said mummy you have really pretty eyes. She liked my comment. Then I forgot about her and said your dog is the real star and she said aren’t you the one that called me mummy
oof
Rooooo
mommy
😭
wha
Sorry, I was trying to be Australian with you. You failed the test. Expect to see Larry.
Chat should I start fighting the skinwalkers
tf is larry
ya
James Harden?
I am ur strongest soldier
Fuck X has became a toxic place I deleted the app
💪🏿
I think I have played too much cyberpunk

peepo
I need to get this off my chest. I was grabbing a burrito today. I had a singlet which shows off a lot of my tattoos. This girl goes oh I like your tattoos and I automatically respond with like yours. She doesn’t have any so I just stand there awkwardly.
Hit her with the phone number
Girls approach you? 
it's so over
I love how three of you had three different answers to my problem
Yeah
Girls only approach me when im in my car but they r all fat so I just drive away fast
LMAOAOAOAOAO
Ayo
Bring order to the chaos
Who even likes fat women lul. No offense
I do
I do
So much more to grab and love
What?? 😭 🙏
not even fat but js like slightly big
Yooo anyone know the song in neon tomb?
Fat girls always have the best food places to eat
its lowkey fire ngl 🔥
there's a joke here
Aren't you gay btw
100% true
Taco Bell😋
Okay, I didn’t mean it like that you fuckers
LMFAO
Sorry bout that - yeat
If she looks like she's going to stress the suspension i'm not taking the bait
But the thicc ones are kinda nice
Thank me later
scale of 1/10 how hard is the hard mode
word
12
LMAOOOOOO
7
11/10 i just finished it with a friend to get the achievement, but it is still fun, UNFAIR AS FUCK, but fun
8
I feel like I should get subway
That songs pretty fire!
do it
Bisexual but I have a preference for men
ikr 🤝
now i feel like listening to yeat
I’ll be in your DMS
Not interested
Don't you have a gf
Dang, SHUTDOWN!
If she ain’t 280 she ain’t my lady
passing up keanu reeves is crazy
what gng🥀
What??? 😭
More cushion for the pushing
it's so over
😭???
Coughs
280 pounds or kg?
Please say pounds
Pounds
Kg baby ❤️
kg
bro's gonna die
im like 126 (im 19)
280k is like, 1000 pounds
Kind of it’s a very long story
If u were 280lbs i'd still 🫶 u bro
nah she cant even stand up im cool
😭
send the sticker one homie
She might use her food vacuum powers on me tho :c
that's what im sayin
You both broke up?
Nah shes broke he's up
Dang this is good drama, keep going guys
We hang out a lot, but we don’t really have a label. I just called my girlfriend making things simple when I talk about it
bars
she made him broke 😭
Skill issue maybe
Ah ok
I'm in the middle of the woods and I hear music in the distance how cooked am I
its just me twin
Turn it up
I'm coming for yuh ass homie
My cheeks r ready for u
how do u not have a label gng just ask her and clarify✌️
short vs long term pain my brudda
HUH!?
"my cheeks are ready for you" is heinous work
We coming for your ass after this one G
Brother, I have more money than I know what to do with
slide me sum gang i need my pc🥀
Can I have some
The best I can do is send you a photo of my subway tomorrow
We jokin brotha
brotha js contradicted himself
it's so over
Bro can I have $5
i'll take the photo tho
same
It’s very weird having a lot of money. I grew up dirt poor are used to go to libraries to DVD so I had something to watch
" I grew up poor waa " I grew up polish 
That is prank on you, bro
Bad RNG
Literally until this year I was like oh wait I can put posters on my walls
I was like I own my house
bober country
Bro was always hot. He just got hotter.

Question did you have to eat a leather shoe?
I'm him
We know
I didn't grow up in that part 
Tell us more Polish stories I’m interested
Once upon a time it was snowing and my mom said " wow toc look sneig! " and I said " wow "
I literally found out yesterday it snows in Victoria
I have lived here for 23 years
cs gas doesent kill people, it just stun them right?
Sneig means snail?
So snieg means powder?
On a very deep technicality all nades can kill someone. But they do so little damage that you would not be able to kill them in a normal game with the amount of grenades we are allowed to bring. You would need to use cheats if some kind to get enough grenades to kill someone
🐂 🐊
I am pretty sure it's the direct translation to snow but i've heard other slavs just slang it for powder
Ah, so not zaza?
I wonder what alligator taste like
Not zaza
Zac
mein gott
I should buy some goat
General chat filled with us three lmfao
four
We are the kings of this shit
I’m only in here because I’ve got nothing better to do
Most Americans are zzzzZzzzZzz
Sir mam goat whatever you want to be I am Australian the superior country
Sure, I could be playing my PlayStation but I really don’t wanna get up
You're in the future then, hours ahead
I have achieve peak comfiest and I will not move
You know what fuck you text to type not understanding Aussie accent
toilet seat💯
My bed has a heated sheet. It is very toasty.
Peak the doors, there'll be a wire around the bottom half
My sheet is heated It’s a heated sheet.
Let's not have another timmy with an obsession of kicking down a door somewhere lethal
blud
Fucking text to type
What
what if i send my team in blindly will that work
Bars were fire
to get ironman completion, do all missions need to have all of their objectives complete?
100%
The AI is so intelligent
I just have to avoid burning down my house
Yes
They'll cut it for you
Can you draw me Johnny Silver hand?
I will pay you in photos of my cat
People, ooh, that'll be tough
🐈⬛
Are you willing to wait THREE - FOUR MONTHS?
What about six-seven months
I will try to be alive for that

ogidin
I need another Spider-Man tattoo
After I get sexy Spider-Man 2099 I need a Captain America shield tattooed
Right then, when is the next update coming? Is it being worked on? What's the latest update?
Check Kaminsky messages history will give you an idea
There was a patch a few weeks ago. Nothing else announced yet. Check patch notes of latest patch

Not sure how it works, I'm on mobile app
Click the magnifying glass icon then search up Kaminskys name and click on it and there you’ll see his message history
Alright, I'll work on it
I thought I could just go to his account and see all his posts but that would be too easy
Awesome thanks!
I don’t understand you young folks
Nice!
Whats pax
Some kinda gaming convention idk
Meet and greet but for devs and gamers
And when is that?
Why do kindergarten get to have a fucking nap, bro? You just woke up I’m going on three hours of sleep in several cans of rockstar I need the fucking nap.
Nap after work
No
It’s the 28th and runs until the first Sep
They clueless
Meow
Or they on the za
meow
I need to find my hospital ID. I have three months to find it.
make one maybe
I borrowed it cus I got an ouchie
Can I have it back
Ofc bro I got u
Tired of playing ready or not?
Join…
THE HELLDIVERS
Thanks bro
Are you ready or not?
Nah I only play good games
I'm just tired dawg
Whatever you say socialist automaton conspirator scum
good morning
Are you “just tired dawg”?
Join…
THE HELLDIVERS
Did you just wake up?
Join
THE HELLDIVERS
This guy gets it 😎
i would but i don’t have the game
ok
Sad, save up your super credits
Ready or not
true
I'm none of those
It's easy to spot the American tho
@stone wadi haha got your IP you live in America
That’s EXACTLY what some socialist automaton conspirator scum would say
Did you drop out on preschool?
America is not the greatest country btw
Are you worked up?
Join…
THE HELLDIVERS
Agree, isn’t it Norway? Like stats
Woah mods he's advertising
No country is the greatest bruh
Woah mods he’s fake leaking ip addresses 
Erm super earth is??
192.68.364.4
What's "super Earth"?
3rd grade argument
@sharp bramble this guy is trynna leak ip addresses
Terra is the only planet named like Earth
Yep definitely socialist automaton conspirator scum
I only know the truth 🗣️
Dirty clankers 
Meow
Are you “meow”?
Join…
THE HELLDIVERS
Helldivers won 5 rewards. GTA 5 over 160. Not really the best game huh
Ready or Not won only 13
Comparing a grand theft auto rockstar game to Helldivers 2 which originated from a fairly unknown game studio is ridiculous 😂
Also ain’t nobody said it’s the best game
You do
Forward the message where I said that
Helldivers has the worst graphics the world has ever seen
0/10 rage bait 🥀
Compare it to ready or not, Detroit become human
Hell even satisfactory and cities skylines 2 look better 🤦
Why you hating bro 😂 these are all totally different games
It’s up to personal opinion and preference don’t be a dog
You got a kink for Helldivers and it's a horrible game
It's like having a crush on an indian
@fallen sail @rigid bone this person is being racist and threatening with ip addresses
Little boy is so mad he's pinging mods now
You’re being a fool and rule breaking soo…
You're spamming that Helldivers message soo...
Not spamming, each message is unique
Repeating
@rigid bone are you here?

Kam is not in good mood today sry boss:(((
Please do something about @lofty rock he said a racist remark and threatened me with an ip address
?? So mad
Let me guess, it looks like a PS2 game?
Helldivers 1 looks bad but not 2
A Nintendo game 🤫
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I don't see any racism, just someone being a little bit of a shitter. Nothing out of the ordinary for this server, which point of fact you called them
socialist automaton conspirator scumat the very start of your interaction. -
That IP address is literally nothing. It's a 192 address for a start, which means it's a LOCAL address. All routers ever manufactured have an access IP that looks like 192.168.1.0 or .1.1
Exactly
This message is racist no?
usual kaminsky w
Oh well, just thought
It's not a nice comment, but it's pretty tame all things considered.
(Also what I said is a reference to Helldivers 2)
That ... doesn't matter?
yeah lol
I mean none of that's been said is enough to take action on
It’s just a thing to call people an “automaton spy” and stuff like that
You can’t really expect people to know references to everything
Just stop being shitters
I didn’t even know what that was
lmaooo
That being said, you're wrong. 
Helldivers is pretty goddamn' cinematic. AAA wishes they could look that good
💯
That emoji respectfully is only used for my messages Kam. So please find a replacement
Maybe @brisk yoke can find a new one you can use now that he has nitro
There's a point where a games tries too hard to look 'realistic' and it loses all its' identity, you genuinely require stylization to actually look good and maintain your own look
Goes for both games and irl
CircleToons just made a video on that
Best looking game I've seen so far was Forza Horizons 5
You don't like how Forza looks because it looks like a good Forza game, you like it because it's one of the games to come closest to simulating how reality looks.
It's to the point where you have to ask yourself, do all of these advanced shaders, crisp textures, and rain rendering packages help the game be a better racing game? The answer is mostly, no, but it is still technically impressive.
Main thing I look for in a racing game is car mechanics
That's beamng or asetto corsa
It makes it feel like I'm really there and that is what makes the game attractive. Not the economy system or the missions, but the cars, graphics and even how the camera handles. Hell I hated the economy system that I cheated in 999m credits. Just to enjoy the game even more
Mr kaminsky is there plans to add more guns to the game
Of course 
Colt 723 or 33?

im an addict and my fix is ready or not update
what are working mods for RoN rn
The ones visible in the mod menu
Meow
wthelly
Hi handsome
Csgo ahh spray
waddup
😭
dang
whats up yall


Is anyone else's load out presets just vanishing on Series X or other?
See new emoji for kam to use
Ay do anyone know how to set up bots in a discord server? If u help I can pay ya I just need to set up my server

@lone quest WHAT IS THE LOCKER ROOM!? 
I will show you a secret art to finding tutorials for such things for free.
It where u put ur things away and secure them
Why do people go in there?
Cast discord screen leaked
Also sick background cast very nice looking
Idk probably to get their things
I’ve only gotten this question answered twice you being the second person. First time it was implied it wasn’t something good.
pepe
Entry team to TOC, we randomly have 40 people doa
Did they drink some kool aid?

It seems they ate a sharp object with lead infused
This is truly a mystery
Dont you mean TOC > Entry Team ?
It should be Theirs > Yours when it comes to call signs 
At least thats how NATO does it
No but the united states is apart of nato and I think they all use the same format 
Where’s the source 
Google 
10-4 is only used by the police. Wonder why we never have that in game
It is used
My Google says otherwise
Guess I just miss it then
Either way my dude in game still says
“Entry team to TOC, civilian down”
When driving boats it's yours -> Theirs on the radio
Hawaii isn't a member of NATO tho
You hear it when you issue commands to the team. Sometimes they say 10-4
Yes it is, wait is this rage bait?
Idk why a military organisation would mean police have to use the same radio format
I've not picked up on that but maybe it could be someone that we can talk about 
It's to keep radio etiquette easy. Alot of police and military members interchange within their careers and also it just makes sense to use the person's callsign first so they know they are being spoken too and then to say your call sign so they know who is speaking
Well they’re already different a lot
I know ERT interact differently when they are on scene so maybe their radio etiquette might be different in terms of call signs but I don't think it would be so different as to drive from the theirs > Yours
wetbananas

Game fixed or still 1984?
Mods, 1984 this mf
It really is

MODS! WHERE ARE YOU???
If I m not ready is it still possible to play the game?
Nah
Im addicted too wukong 😂🔥

Maybe one eye closed 😄
To become ready you must do irl swat training
(joke)
hi haydennss
Hi
whats going on are you playing ready or not
Not right now
Gonna need to play some of this tonight
why are the AI teammates so ass now
Gday everyone.
The question is, do i grind out elephant a few times because its fun, or do i play through more of the story
