💬general-discussion

[jolly tree]

It's 9:46am and I'm drinking whisky/coke at the airport

[agile wasp]

Ayo

[frosty crane]

Weyyy lad cant start drinking if u dont start early (its 3am.)

[plain pawn]

Like literally

[agile wasp]

Alcohol is overrated

[frosty crane]

[inner heron]

aptly rated if not abused.

[jolly tree]

Not as overrated as cigarettes

[agile wasp]

All alcohol does give me a headache and makes my money disappear

[frosty crane]

A working game is overrated

[inner heron]

sounds about right.

[frosty crane]

U heard jon bellions new album?

[agile wasp]

Mate, I listen to Nirvana

[dark spindle]

Goddammit I had hope this week that the graphic glitch would be fixed, hell was the reason I haven’t been playing the game waiting for the graphics to be fixed so I can play it with better graphics but now hearing that we were basically lied to about the updates release date, man I’m actually sad.

[waxen latch]

a gym membership or hobby is probably way cheaper than going out to drink

[frosty crane]

[inner heron]

gym membership is for losers

[agile wasp]

Yeah, because I have loads of free time to go to a gym between studying and my job

[plain pawn]

??

[inner heron]

it takes like an hour for a good workout. if you have time to drink your have more than enough time to go to a gym

[agile wasp]

I would rather be fat I’m not the one carrying the coffin

[barren river]

dev did promised patch 2 this week in #announcements so WHERE IS THE PATCH ??

[waxen latch]

I didnt say kaminsky lied, i only reminded people that void does not make promises and that deadlines arent guaranteed

[jolly tree]

Walk 10k steps a day and don't eat like a pig

[inner heron]

youll be the one inside it though.

[slate flame]

Take shit with a grain of salt basically

[winged summit]

not to mention the patches release was said by kaminsky not the devs

[agile wasp]

I will stick to watching Nirvana documentary and looking up random Spider-Man DVD box sets that I might need to buy tomorrow because reasons and I’m fucking rich

[slate flame]

He’s the community manager, it’s his job to tell us this stuff

[winged summit]

he’s still not a dev

[inner heron]

hes the liason from the devs.

[strange turtle]

When will they fix the graphics

[agile wasp]

It’s $71 for eight movies in a box set. I feel like I need this because Spider-Man equals cool.

[winged summit]

but the week isn’t over yet either

[strange turtle]

Looks like BF hardline rn

[slate flame]

If they can make the deadline, then… it should be sometime this week

[dark spindle]

I’m going to sleep. Wake me, when you need me.

[waxen latch]

theres still enough time before saturday

[inner heron]

15 year old me loved that game.

[strange turtle]

Have they say that

[frosty crane]

That xbox refund hits like next day ONNNNN GOD.

[jolly tree]

Im reading the original Rainbow Six novel for the first time in like 15 years. Such a classic

[slate flame]

Kaminsky, the community manager at VOID said how it should be expected this week, but possible delays COULD happen

[frosty crane]

The butchered the game so hard :(

[strange turtle]

Oh sweet! I’m excited to see what the new graphics look like

Rust belt looks ass

[winged summit]

also there’s a voicemail that confirms the mom and the dad ratted on the kids in ends of the earth

[jolly tree]

Money grab. Loved the 1998 game

[slate flame]

In the level or are you talking about the 911 call in the mission briefing

[winged summit]

on the level

the 911 call is most likely one of the goons or something that opted out

[slate flame]

The 911 call it sounds like their father

[winged summit]

the old man with the Vietnamese accent? 😭

[slate flame]

Yes

[jolly tree]

I applaud them for ratting the kids out

[slate flame]

Yeah, no shit because sooner or later you’re going to get into the hot water with the cartel or something

I mean, there’s literally a Los Locos contact that is inside of the house. He’s the masked guy in the suit.

[winged summit]

yeah some of the weapons they modify are the ones trafficked on greased palms

[jolly tree]

Sadly my first try swat ai shoot the father, he was behind the youngest son who was shot

[slate flame]

If you look at Jack Adams board in the mail room. You can also see that The Tran family is mentioned as rivals

Hence, why I decided for fun to play a hitman run, where I had to sneak kill everybody in the level without shots being fired at me…. Jack Adams sends his regards

It’s kind of fun, you have to be on your toes and make sure that nobody shoots at you and I actually was pretty close to beating it but one dude shut up me so I have to restart it and after that, I just couldn’t complete it

[agile wasp]

Meow

[winged summit]

the silver hand larper has broken character

fake johnny confirmed

[slate flame]

Also, by the way, yes I mean EVERYONE DIES

My character don’t care, he’s being paid by Jack Adams in Popeyes rewards points & a Costco membership

[strange turtle]

Will the graphics be really good

[slate flame]

I’m on PC, I am unsure about how apparently bad the graphics are on the game, I’m in the monster I saw was the pixelated FM10 gas mask but I do not know how bad the graphics are

And in terms of how pretty the game looks, it looks good, not absolutely jaw dropping, but it’s pretty

[jolly tree]

Ps5 is fine except some npc character models

I noticed stuttering/fps drops on Leviathan and 3 letter triad

[outer falcon]

Psn: Isabroccoli

Lf2

[frosty crane]

I got the glock 19 moving like von thru the crack heads

[jolly tree]

Carriers is regarded as a tough mission? I found a route for myself with the help of wedges to avoid a lot of trouble. Suspect are quite isolated

[frosty crane]

Pop pop pop mfs trynna run to cover catchin nines like im giving out candy

[outer falcon]

Psn: Isabroccoli
Lf2

[slate flame]

#🔎looking-for-players you can look here

[outer falcon]

Mb

[umbral carbon]

I think Clemente Hotel (Sins of the Father) is tougher because it forces you into long narrow corridors

[frosty crane]

Dawg i work 3rd shift the only bedtime is with your mom

she demanding as of late

[agile wasp]

Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to burn.

[faint schooner]

bf6 early access tomorrow 😍

[agile wasp]

Battlefield is going to kill call of duty

[inner heron]

it was alive?

[agile wasp]

I know I was in your class. I was the teacher. You’re a terrible student.

[umbral carbon]

Just like the good old times

Except both are shit this time around

[agile wasp]

Call of duty has Nicki Minaj battlefield has random soldier guy number four

Battlefield six comes with some physical dog tags from JB hi-fi this only makes sense like the Australians in here

[vestal mural]

Yo I’m having issues, I’m on the Xbox X version and I don’t have access to any of the pre ordered weapons.. I’m reinstalling it now in hopes it’ll work. If it doesn’t any suggestions??

[lucid falcon]

cod hits too much of the casual playerbase that battlefield realistically wont make that much of a dent in sales.
some of the cod playerbase either doesnt know bf exists, or they see it as the "realistic" shooter compared to cod being a casual arcade experience

to us, yea thats true
but to some, they dont see it like that

[jolly tree]

Sins is quite easy with lots of wedges

[agile wasp]

Skill issue

[faint schooner]

100%, there were even cod creators at the multiplayer reveal

[lucid falcon]

Scump, nadeshot, courage, the big three is wild

[umbral carbon]

This is some gamer energy right here

[vestal mural]

😂😂 I wish!! I really wanna use the deagle

[faint schooner]

its true tho

[agile wasp]

That sounds like a weird sex thing deagle

[slate flame]

Heard you was talking shit in DMS, why don’t you come and say that to my face?

[frosty crane]

Punk his ass bub gettem

[jolly tree]

[faint schooner]

to be honest everyone forgot about bo7, theres no hype for it

[agile wasp]

I feel like getting a hotdog tomorrow

[frosty crane]

Didnt they reuse adler?

[slate flame]

I forgot that existed actually

[rigid basin]

Expedition 33 soundtrack is making me forgive the world for not nuking fance a little bit

[lucid falcon]

yea even the longest time cod addicts and grinders just dont care anymore lol
all my friends, even the sweatiest camo grinders, dont care

[umbral carbon]

Wait, since when did we have a bo4, 5, and 6?

[faint schooner]

same lmao i just remembered it

[frosty crane]

No balls.

[mortal wigeon]

Has anyone been able to unlock the sleeper agent trophy on console?

[agile wasp]

Skill issue

[faint schooner]

theres no 4 and 5. 6 was a "comeback" 7 is just another money grab

[lucid falcon]

France making clair obscur and the two rat games, a plague tale, makes me forgive them for their many sins

[rigid basin]

Question, let's say hypothetically that 5 bricks of c2 were to be placed on a suspect (preferably the valley of dolls guy) would it been as an oopsi daisy

[umbral carbon]

Here I thought we might get more ghosts

[jolly tree]

Quite cowardly behavior

[normal shard]

Is ready or not cross platform as I'm think of getting it

[faint schooner]

yes

[rigid basin]

I never played much of the plague tail

[lucid falcon]

id say it slipped out your pocket on accident, including the detonator

[normal shard]

That amazing I'm buying it rn

[rigid basin]

Im not a big fan of games where I can't fight back

[lucid falcon]

theyre both really good games

[frosty crane]

Sounds like a reasonable accident

[faint schooner]

it works fine for me, not one problem

[lucid falcon]

you defo can in a plague tale, alicia is an absolute killer and the narrative addresses it in the second game lol

[lucid falcon]

i think that was her name, i forgot

[slate flame]

bro is NEVER gonna experience my goat Windosill 💔 🥀

[azure forum]

Why does it keep crashing wtf bro

[rigid basin]

Did I invison thr future

[faint schooner]

why is there no one on eu lfg lmao

[azure forum]

So it fr about the headset?

[rigid basin]

Wth was that

[faint schooner]

what

[ocean wyvern]

yea in EU theyre quite strict about 17+ games

[lucid falcon]

thats just the UK i believe

[rigid basin]

Too busy trying to "parry" those water enemy's from 33

[lucid falcon]

for now

[ocean wyvern]

no its in germany too,you gotta verify your age

[faint schooner]

i dont gotta verify shit unless its a gambling site (shoutout to my government for making gambling illegal)

[slate flame]

shit is stoopid

[rigid basin]

Im in UK and im in USA now

[slate flame]

[ocean wyvern]

uhhh less crime?

[mossy bluff]

Less bodycam footage to watch

[lucid falcon]

if youre talking about merica, KOSA is coming into play soon so good luck

[rigid basin]

As far as my pc is concerned I live in brooklyn new york

[slate flame]

Guns are something that is almost uniquely American on how we view them over here

[ocean wyvern]

istg bro if a civvie tells me to pull the trigger im unloading a mag in they ass

[slate flame]

[mossy bluff]

Preach

[slate flame]

For posting a slightly mean meme no less

[ocean wyvern]

also wtf are the mixed reviews and the SA-58 bro😔

[frosty crane]

I got a 12 guage for my 14 birthday to go hunt geese

[faint schooner]

are you american perchance

[frosty crane]

Fuck yeah 🇺🇸

[frosty crane]

i actually have pictures of bald eagles too on my phone

[faint schooner]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

[frosty crane]

RAHHHHHHH

[mossy bluff]

MERICA FUCK YEAHH

[lucid falcon]

chat, i mayhaps need your help
i need new music recs, anybody got suggestions?

[faint schooner]

my pronous are the united states of a

[frosty crane]

Wasnt there an american tourist in france with a tazing wallet?

[mossy bluff]

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[agile wasp]

I will never be American

[mossy bluff]

What type

[lucid falcon]

because youre an engram

[frosty crane]

The doors, jim morrison, wyatt flores for country, tory lanez for underground

[agile wasp]

Exactly

[lucid falcon]

any genre at all, maybe not rock/metal as ive listened to that a lot

[slate flame]

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

[mossy bluff]

You listened peak already

[faint schooner]

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[tender tree]

Torey is not underground 💀

[lucid falcon]

👀 bet, ill take a look
tory lanez is underground? huh, hes changed

[agile wasp]

I know more about American politics than my own country for example no idea who the fucking Prime Minister of Australia are usually draw a dick when I vote

[lucid falcon]

weeeeeellllll....

[frosty crane]

Bro try out balu brigada then i sawem in concert for 21 pilots

[lucid falcon]

youre from australia? bro go take care of collective shout please, they originated from your country!

[faint schooner]

is everyone in the eu actually sleeping, im sitting on the lfg channel for like 10 minutes now

[lucid falcon]

weird name but bet

[frosty crane]

Goth babe is good too, balu is an aussie band lmao

[mossy bluff]

“Zack hemsey” and “The siege”

[mossy bluff]

I reccomend heavy too “short change hero” is pretty good

[agile wasp]

Collective fucking who?

[sleek folio]

Second this, who?

[lucid falcon]

people responsible for hounding the payment processors to censor content on steam and itch.io

[viral badger]

Collective SHOUT idiot, smh

[frosty crane]

Me n you

[lucid falcon]

i know that one, banger song, it was the intro to a tv show i used to watch ages ago + borderlands 2 intro

[mossy bluff]

Can we like nuke australia mfs discover new insects every year I am pretty sure some of the monsters from fallout 4 already live there

[agile wasp]

Australia gives people everything and gives them nothing

[faint schooner]

they are making social media platforms 16+ with age verification in december

[lucid falcon]

i believe it is a slippery slope

[agile wasp]

I like being Australian. It’s fun. I get a sexy accent and venomous plants.

[red jay]

Cons: ground tethers are annoying

[faint schooner]

i planned to go to australia but i ditched that plan

[hollow socket]

Don't forget our venomous bugs, snakes and animals

[viral badger]

But you don’t have Kiwis though

[mossy bluff]

Everything in australia is fucking hostile man what are those insects

[agile wasp]

Shut the fuck up they are our neighbours

[red jay]

You can't call them that, it's "Australians" now

[mossy bluff]

Wild neighbours

[agile wasp]

Well, just know you will probably be eaten

[agile wasp]

In fairness I’ve actually never met my neighbours and I’ve lived here like fucking three years

[mossy bluff]

[sleek folio]

Not to forget venomous fish

[agile wasp]

We literally have a fish that has +10 in camo and will send you to heaven with same-day delivery because Australia and a venomous plant that does neurotoxin that doesn’t actually kill you. That would just irritate the fuck out of you for years to come because Australia.

I went to America walk-through Los Angeles Airport. Show them my bag I’m like do you want my passport correspond with no you’re good bro

[hollow socket]

We got 30,000 beaches and every one of em has shit that can and will kill you given the chance it's truly gods cruelest joke

[slate flame]

How’s it feel like living in a country where it feels like it’s just God’s test server for new animals that may or may not want to kill you?

[agile wasp]

Fantastic

[mossy bluff]

I am pretty sure deathclaws do exist in australia

[agile wasp]

Why do you think I never leave my bedroom because half Australia is trying to kill me and the other half just wants to slightly irritate me

[slate flame]

I’m planning on moving out of Cali myself so I can actually have… proper firearms

[agile wasp]

I got in trouble by an elderly woman the other day for having tattoos. What do you think your body is gonna look like when you’re 80? I don’t know. I’ll be dead

[slate flame]

NO NO NO

[hollow socket]

I'm trying to move to the USA so that I can own Airsoft guns and guns

[slate flame]

STOP, PUTTING THESE FUCKING LIES INMY HEAD

[lucid falcon]

one song in, pretty good

[agile wasp]

I feel like I should buy a Spider-Man box set tomorrow for the vibe and get a hot dog

[frosty crane]

SEEE BRO SEEEE

[slate flame]

no, NO… YOUR LYING, I KNOW IT

[frosty crane]

Got that good stuff

[lucid falcon]

[tranquil grove]

why is there glowing eyes in rust belts cave

[slate flame]

It’s ok here

If you’re looking to get actual guns, then I would probably stay away from the West Coast because Oregon and Washington is following suit with our stupid California laws lol

[lucid falcon]

its in your head

[hollow socket]

Was it a 320?

[tranquil grove]

No no no

[lucid falcon]

youre imagining it

[agile wasp]

Isn’t that that YouTuber who interviewed a bunch of military people?

[tranquil grove]

Lore wise sir?

[frosty crane]

Got the hookup fr fr

[lucid falcon]

no clue 😭

[agile wasp]

I like that guy I like his gummy bears.

[hollow socket]

I'll likely find a warm spot somewhere in the south like Texas

[sleek folio]

Maybe if we give the good fish guns, they'll kill the bad fish

[agile wasp]

Yeah, that guy I watched some of his stuff

[mossy bluff]

California gun laws are stupid I am not even american but I am mad

Btw I’d say its a good thing he couldnt get the sig since yk they bumpfire when you drop em

[slate flame]

Just because he’s a Navy seal I now have to take everything that he says with a grain of salt because he’s doing podcasts

[hollow socket]

Giving someone a p320 should be classed as attempted murder

[mossy bluff]

TRUE

[slate flame]

When I’m in a lying competition and my opponent is a “former Navy SEAL”:

[mossy bluff]

I have 500 confirmed kills !!

[slate flame]

You have like seven fucking dudes retelling how Bin Laden died trying to credit for it

I don’t know what happened, but many ex Navy Seals feels like that they’re just capitalizing on their experience, I guess for better or for worse

[agile wasp]

Who fucking care the cunts dead

[slate flame]

yee

[agile wasp]

What was the last thing that went through Osama’s head 55 sixes

[frosty crane]

Fuck osama

[hollow socket]

Hot takes only

[mossy bluff]

fr though p320 is the shittiest pistol in a long time

[slate flame]

That’s the most lukewarm take ever

(Jk 💜 u)

[mossy bluff]

Improvised weaponary militias come up with is more reliable than that

[jolly tree]

I prefer Mike Ritland

[hollow socket]

P320 is an alright pistol with homicidal tendencies

[mossy bluff]

Till you bump fire

[slate flame]

Also, fun fact… Zero Dark Thirty may or… may not have been potentially backed by the CIA in order to give them a more favorable look in the movie

Just saying

[mossy bluff]

[slate flame]

Yeah, I’m not really surprised per se

[hollow socket]

Yeah that's it's homicidal tendencies

[slate flame]

I mean, I watched the movie and I didn’t pick up anything at first because I obviously didn’t hear about this theory, but… looking back it does make sense

[mossy bluff]

I love it when cia funds both sides

[hollow socket]

👆

[slate flame]

Seems like that the CIA was definitely consulted for the movie in some sort of capacity, that’s fact

The question of the day is how much of that consulting just ended up being just… pushing a narrative

[jolly tree]

A lot of veterans try to hop on the social media train and monetize their stories, true or not. In my opinion it's ok if you keep op sec, but often it's embarrassing and shameful

[slate flame]

Quite frankly feels like clout chasing

[mossy bluff]

When I watch military themed movies I just go”wow cool explosion” if you do deeper than that its just stupid movie stuff

[jolly tree]

Bigelow got direct intel

[mossy bluff]

Wink wink nudge nudge

[frosty crane]

yeah guys dont do anything

[river trout]

me waiting for the next ron update so i can play s tier hard without bugs

[slate flame]

Rlly?

I heard that the movie was supposed to originally end with the manhunt being unsuccessful, but during the production of the movie, Bin Laden died so they had to scramble and rework the movie

[lucid falcon]

[jolly tree]

She got intel about the op. They surely left out a lot tho

The raid part was put in late in development as you said

[half linden]

Wish I had RoN lowk

Been trying😭

[slate flame]

Speaking about movies with questionable backing

There’s some talk about Top Gun is navy propaganda and either the PG-13 reading was supposed to make kids join the Navy/Air Force or it was just simply a way to cut back on cursing to make them not look as foul mouthed

[bronze prairie]

Do it now, that's the real challenging part

[half linden]

Im boutta work at a quiznos😭🙏

[mossy bluff]

Random edits on youtube did more to recruit people than emma and her 2 mothers ever did

[slate flame]

Jesus

[agile wasp]

I have a criminal record and they let me work with people. Australia is the greatest country on earth.

[jolly tree]

That makes sense and is probably true

[half linden]

Yeah😭🔫

[agile wasp]

Meow

[jolly tree]

Beasts of no Nation is a good war movie

[half linden]

Sandcastle is good too

[mossy bluff]

White house down was stupid fun if you start thinking about for more than a second you realize nothing makes sense but they had that cool ac-130 scene

[slate flame]

That ad was… OOF

I don’t really care about the LGBTQ stuff in the ad as much?

Another critique that you can give the ad is that it showed Emma as a little bit self-centered and she just joined the military as she was unsure about what she wanted to do and she was jealous of her friends succeeding

[half linden]

Im gonna be a Jet manufacturer in fallout and make some dough, call me heisenberg lowk

[river trout]

i have but i cant do it when i cant aresst suspects cause of a bug 😭

[mossy bluff]

I dont care about lgbtq stuff either but military should be focused about yk military not gender

[slate flame]

like I don’t think she really cared about becoming part of something bigger than herself to protect her country, rather she was just joining for selfish reasons

[mossy bluff]

Yea

[bronze prairie]

Try again They eventually won't get stuck with your flash

[mossy bluff]

Become a merc at that point

[agile wasp]

Fuck, I’m getting old. I just popped your hip getting out of bed.

[half linden]

Oof

[slate flame]

Yeah, it’s just out of place to be honest

No hate to the anybody in that community like fucking love who you want to love, but ehhh…

I understand that the army wanted to be more inclusive about who wanted to join
but I don’t know if that was the right way to go

[narrow panther]

if you are a soldier you are a puppet sent to die for causes that have nothing to do with protecting your country and everything to do with money

[half linden]

Yup

But im still going rangers bc im not there for anyone else

[river trout]

trust me, i have spent so much trying to do it

[half linden]

Hell yeah, MERICA 🇺🇸🦅

[slate flame]

FUCK YAH

[mossy bluff]

To kill for yourself is murder
To kill for your country is heroic
To kill for entertainment is harmless

-spec ops the line

[half linden]

Hell yeah brother

[mossy bluff]

hell yeah

[lucid falcon]

hell yeah

[slate flame]

BORN TOO LATE TO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BORN TOO EARLY TO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BORN JUST IN TIME TO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE EAST

[agile wasp]

My 23-year-old bodies starting to give up I’ve had five fucking surgeries on the same knee

[lucid falcon]

spec ops hit the bait and switch on people thinking it was a regular military shooter

[mossy bluff]

AMEN TO THAT

[half linden]

We js got a bunch of patriots here, HELL YEAH

[agile wasp]

My left knee is made out of paper and wishful thinking my right is made out of concrete and more concrete

[mossy bluff]

Then it hits you in the head with a sledgehammer

[lucid falcon]

i played that game a little bit too young 😭

[mossy bluff]

😭

[agile wasp]

America will take it from you

[half linden]

YOURE TELLING ME BROTHER

[mossy bluff]

I SERVED IN THE MARINES ON ROBLOX OOORAH BROTHER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[agile wasp]

And I popped my knee this morning ooorah

[half linden]

BLACKHAWK RESCUE MISSION VETS RISE🦅🇺🇸🫡

[slate flame]

No joke, I play a lot of first person shooters and a lot of military games to the point I think my Roblox character is actually a legit spec ops soldier

[agile wasp]

I’m fat, old and tired is definitely the title of my autobiography

[lucid falcon]

RAMIREZ, GET ME A BURGER

[mossy bluff]

You belong in a museum ??

[mossy bluff]

PEAK ROBLOX

[agile wasp]

I probably do. I’ve had five surgery on the same knee because old man.

[lucid falcon]

5???

[mossy bluff]

Jesus how old are you bro 😭

[agile wasp]

23

[lucid falcon]

just chrome tf up at this point 😭

[mossy bluff]

WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭

[half linden]

Sad old man with broken knees. R.I.P. man😔

[agile wasp]

I have taken head kicks from Muay Thai fighters never broken arm it slightly fucking rain in my knee hurts

[mossy bluff]

Why did you pick a fight with muay thai fighters

[agile wasp]

Because I did my Muay Thai

[mossy bluff]

Bro is going to go cyberpsycho

[lucid falcon]

not from one leg, theyll be fineee
plus hes an engram, they cant become cyberpsycho

[half linden]

Dude, muay thai fighters are crazy, I do MMA, boxing, wrestling, AND jui jistu. These mfs somehow still kick my ass😭

[agile wasp]

My left leg is made out of wishful thinking at a child’s prayer. My other knee is made out of fucking titanium concrete and Captain America shield was

[half linden]

😭

[lucid falcon]

[agile wasp]

I might be fat old and tired, but I can still hang in ring with Muay Thai fighters when I do train

[half linden]

Type shizzle

[agile wasp]

It is nice knowing that in room full of people I could probably kick everyone’s arse and still make it home for dinner I fucking better. I’ve been doing it since I was nine.

But that was the past now I’m fat old and preferred to watch Spider-Man

[slate flame]

I’m planning to buy an AR15 when I turn 18 or something

I live in the US so this is basically a rite of passage

[mossy bluff]

Us is dumb you can get a gun at 18 but cant drink until 21

How does that work ???

[agile wasp]

I think if you could go to war and kill somebody, you deserve an ice cold fucking beer

[primal zinc]

Bruh

[agile wasp]

What

[mossy bluff]

Ur 23 you are not old bro

[viral badger]

What’s up choombas

[mossy bluff]

Sup

[agile wasp]

Tell that to my fucking knees, motherfucker 😁

[mossy bluff]

From what I’ve seen war is 90% waiting and 10% shitting your pants in combat

[primal zinc]

It is hahaha

[mossy bluff]

Fair enough

[agile wasp]

Sometimes you just gotta shit your pants you get the first shit over and done with

[viral badger]

126 in internet years bro

[agile wasp]

My knees clearly didn’t get that update. The rest of my body completely fine. My knee is completely fucking fucked.

For example, if the shop doesn’t have my favourite snacks that’s my whole day ruined

[mossy bluff]

True

Bro got his headcrushed between thighs 😭

[primal zinc]

Brother🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😭

[agile wasp]

I really happen to like my snacks

[slate flame]

I mean, we have a lot of impaired driving incidents here so I feel like that’s the main reason

[agile wasp]

Killer python are my weakness

[mossy bluff]

But no school shooting right

[primal zinc]

And school incidents

[agile wasp]

The only incident at my school was a kid selling weed and test answers

[slate flame]

That shit is such low hanging fruit

It’s true though

[frosty crane]

This is probally a stat we could find

[agile wasp]

I really want some peanut M&Ms right now, but I ate them the other day

[mossy bluff]

M&Ms make my stomach act up

[agile wasp]

Peanut M&Ms right now hit the fucking spot

[primal zinc]

We know brother

[slate flame]

Over here in the US we live in a car centric world where we use it to almost go everywhere while the rest of the world, especially Europe likes to bicycle or walk places usually get around

[mossy bluff]

Us cars are way too fucking big too

[agile wasp]

If I could find a shirt, I would go to IGA and get some M&Ms

[slate flame]

yes, because European places have fucking small ass roads while we have big interstate highways

[mossy bluff]

Like ur not seeing the ground while driving

[agile wasp]

And Europe hates you they called me

[slate flame]

Like have you guys even seen the I-90

[mossy bluff]

Yeah because most europe countries have like 10M~ populatiın and not 334M like in us

[slate flame]

Yeh

We have lots of drunk driving incidents, especially because of our car centric world here

[primal zinc]

Not that true, if you visit croatia the roads are so small only one car fits but germany has big roads and freeways

[slate flame]

ah

Btw Don’t you guys EVER disrespect our big American trucks

Fords and Chevys are a national treasure here

[mossy bluff]

your fords and chevys run over kids because of how fucking high that bumper is

[slate flame]

this is euro slop propaganda

[mossy bluff]

They do look pretty cool tho

[primal zinc]

I mean maybe they do but at least every wife has enough fucking place to pack the whole family on that big ahh monster

[mossy bluff]

I am not even from europe

[slate flame]

Oh ok

[mossy bluff]

True true

[slate flame]

It’s also funny that America does get a lot of shit for apparently not really having much food tied to it zone and we just rely on a bunch of imports and other dishes

[mossy bluff]

I AM FROM MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD AND EVERY NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY IS RACIST TO EACH OTHER

[primal zinc]

Wym broo hahaha

[slate flame]

Southern comfort food is RIGHT THERE

[frosty crane]

Theyve hated each other since time existed

[mossy bluff]

Yup

[slate flame]

I thought he was referring to the Balkans there for a split second

[frosty crane]

mines literally 20ft away?

[slate flame]

A funny thing that Europeans like to cry about is about how a bunch of ingredients are banned apparently in their country while we can have stuff like red 40 and other shit like that in our food

[mossy bluff]

I mean im from turkey so like east asia and a bit from europe with a sprinkle of middle east

[primal zinc]

They buy it

[frosty crane]

Wait did they not get xbox 360s

[mossy bluff]

You dont need water just eat dirt

[slate flame]

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[mossy bluff]

AUUU YAŞASIN IRKIMIZ flag_tr:🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Its called turkiye now

[slate flame]

What about Hamburg Germany?

[primal zinc]

Full of talahoons

[slate flame]

So it’s not a town made of burgers?

[primal zinc]

Nah bruh, it's more like the whole country is being overraided by muslims

[mossy bluff]

POLAND IS RIGHT THERE

[primal zinc]

Ayyo leave poland outta this

[mossy bluff]

Found the polish

If you look hard enough maybe

[primal zinc]

Imma beat tha crap out of ya

[mossy bluff]

Winged hussars 2 incoming

[primal zinc]

You will get Pieroged

[mossy bluff]

Siege of vienna 2.0 (no winged hussars can save you this time)

[slate flame]

Poland is the place where GOG.com is from… are you sure?

[mossy bluff]

Eastern europe is like

I dont think a war would change much there

[slate flame]

true

[faint schooner]

dont disrespect me like that

[mossy bluff]

Sry

[slate flame]

bra brah bruv

[primal zinc]

Yh don't disrespect us like that 😭

[mossy bluff]

Dont you guys still live in soviet era houses though

[faint schooner]

wait till you find out that we have no imigrants in poland 🤫

[primal zinc]

😭😭😭😭

[mossy bluff]

Wow ok low blow you didnt had to go there

[primal zinc]

No we already have cities bro

[faint schooner]

god i love border patrol, they can use live ammunition on the border with belarus

[primal zinc]

Polska dla polaków es

[mossy bluff]

PEAK

[faint schooner]

germany:

sweden is paying imigrants like 40k to leave the country

france is just an america in europe

[primal zinc]

Yes, germany is being taken without a war because our polititians don't give a shit

Wym?

[faint schooner]

afd: 🤫

[indigo copper]

My family in Germany are contemplating moving to the US

[slate flame]

god, what’s going on in Western Europe dawg 😢

[faint schooner]

west europe is just america

[primal zinc]

Every 3rd person you look at in germany is a muslim

[slate flame]

Yeah, I heard about the influx of Muslim immigrants

[faint schooner]

thats the uk

[silk briar]

i've already given this warning and i won't give it another time after this. keep away from politics and nationalistic debates in the ready or not discord

[slate flame]

Where are you planning to go? Lots of places in the US you can go to.

[silk briar]

this is a game for a shooter, not political discussion

[silk briar]

every fun conversation is civilized until its not

[primal zinc]

Let's all calm down gentlemen

[faint schooner]

its called general for a reason, the freedom of speech

[indigo copper]

I'm already in the US, I'm a 2nd gen American. My grandmother is from Finland and my grandfather is from Germany

[mossy bluff]

Perkele

[faint schooner]

finland mentioned,

[indigo copper]

My mother is adopted but shes a majority German

[slate flame]

ouh

[indigo copper]

Vittu

[mossy bluff]

I HATE VOID HURR DUR

[dense python]

ron game bad

[faint schooner]

i call cap

[mossy bluff]

graphic bad !!!!

[primal zinc]

Where is the rule we cannot talk about what is happening on Earth on this channel??

[mossy bluff]

fix game !!!!

[silk briar]

void sold out

[indigo copper]

I'm actually enjoying RoN atm and haven't experienced really any issues besides the handcuff bug

[faint schooner]

rule number 6 😭

[primal zinc]

Now we talking

[mossy bluff]

Void lost their spine to money

[slate flame]

The censorship will be removed if you pay 1000000000000 voidbucks to the RoN battle pass

[faint schooner]

i buy 0,1% of void now i can complain freely in the discord

[mossy bluff]

common AVOID L

[indigo copper]

Shit you throw 120mil$ at me ill sell out too

[mossy bluff]

These are the same devs that parted with a publisher cuz publisher didnt want a school shooting level

[mossy bluff]

Judgebucks

[slate flame]

From what I’ve been hearing VOID and Team 17 apparently did leave mutually, and it wasn’t because of the school, shooting mission itself the fact that they split right around the school shooting mission sounds like a crazy coincidence that just can’t be true, but who who knows maybe you could just be the craziest coincidence ever

[mossy bluff]

[silk briar]

the truth is... guys... void censored ready or not because they WANTED to... it came to me in a dream...

sorry you have to hear it this way

[slate flame]

Team 17 sucks ass anyways they ruined Hell Let Loose

[mossy bluff]

Kaminsky woke up and said fuck these motherfuckers eat shit and censored the game

[indigo copper]

The censorship was promised to them 3,000 years ago

[slate flame]

zzzzzz

[faint schooner]

yep ur getting warned buddy

[mossy bluff]

Oh yeah

Animations were replaced by interns

[primal zinc]

How can you publish a game where the ground doesn't have a visual texture so you can litteraly see trough the whole map on console but the same spot it's fine on PC

[slate flame]

The texture fell on their ass only on the console edition right? because I don’t notice anything on PC

Like at the very most, I have the pixelated gas mask that is haunting my dreams

[indigo copper]

🤫 🤫 🤫 🧏 🧏 🧏

[mossy bluff]

2016 called they want their fps back

[primal zinc]

On the 4th map i think it is a dark map, you have an entry point to the left trough a gate and under the gate the is nothing on console

So 60 is called 30 nowdays or what

[faint schooner]

does anyone wanna play supermarket together and create the worst store on earth

[slate flame]

60 fps is the bare minimum we accept now

[faint schooner]

wait i have a better idea im going to play roblox!!

[primal zinc]

Like you gotta think before you type

[faint schooner]

thats called ragebaiting buddy 🤓

[primal zinc]

Wym to get somebody mad you are saying that console players talk bs bout the game not working on 60 but it is actually

[sour hatch]

It’s not a downgrade

[indigo copper]

Just tell someone from Europe they're Romani even if you know they're from somewhere else

[slate flame]

I love you, Derek

You give Spectre a run for his money

[mossy bluff]

@swift hull romani

hold on ur american I tagged the wrong guy

[primal zinc]

What isn't

[indigo copper]

LMFAO

[mossy bluff]

Its so over 😭

[covert verge]

i swear the swat ai is utterly useless currently. They dont listen when told to move and clear or beach or whatever they jus stand at the door

[mossy bluff]

Allah will protect me you heretic !!!

[slate flame]

spectresunknight

One of the best ragebaiters ik in this discord

[mossy bluff]

Yeah devs are aware need to wait for a fix

Crazy to think 60 is the bare minimum when no gamedev optimizes their game and relies on dlss and fsr

[hollow magnet]

Are there gonna be only two missions for los sueños stories or will there be more?

[covert verge]

im guessing they are gonna use it to release free missions

[mossy bluff]

We dont know 100% since they didnt say anything but yeah probably since its missions after the main story we’ll see more in dlcs

[hollow magnet]

Censoring the game when you have a literal school shooter mission lmao

[slate flame]

I cap RON at 60 frames so the game runs ok

[faint schooner]

are you on console or pc

[mossy bluff]

Humble post censorship amos voll getting arrested for doll baby trade

[slate flame]

PC

[faint schooner]

yeah you need to go to jail

[hollow magnet]

Just hope that its gonna be more missions for without having to buy dlcs

[slate flame]

Hey, I have a RTX 3050 from Gigabyte… I’m in the trenches rn

[mossy bluff]

I started getting worse fps after updating my gpu’s drivers

😭

[slate flame]

16 gb of RAM and a 11th Gen i5 from Intel is also under my belt

[barren river]

which driver so i can avoid it

[faint schooner]

gigabyte is the goat, also understandable if your playing on epic graphics

[mossy bluff]

I used to run the game on a shitty laptop back in early access

[hollow magnet]

What dlc is worth buying btw? Bcs they have cool shit for customization

[faint schooner]

dark waters

[slate flame]

I think I’m playing the game at Epic settings if I can remember

[mossy bluff]

Nvidia 580.88

[hollow magnet]

Better than home invasion?

[mossy bluff]

Home invasion has better missions imo

[faint schooner]

wait no i mistakend the dlc, home invasion has better customisation

[mossy bluff]

dark waters is bigger maps with bigger scope home invasion is more cqb I like it

[primal zinc]

I never bought the dark waters dlc and the game gave it for free to me for a period of time

[barren river]

almost update, thank you for the warning

[slate flame]

I LOVE the ERT helmet, I use it all the time

[mossy bluff]

Np I started getting fps drops after it save yourself brother

[slate flame]

It’s a cool looking bump helmet

[faint schooner]

check #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art

yeah the ert helmet is goated

[barren river]

i'm currently on 576.88 and everything is fine here

[mossy bluff]

Yeah I’ll downgrade

[slate flame]

It’s my favorite helmet too

There’s both a uncovered and covered version

[indigo copper]

Alright who ratted me out

I know who it was

[hollow magnet]

WHAAAAT

[slate flame]

Let me guess, you’re playing multiplayer with a host?

[hollow magnet]

aint no way it was free

[slate flame]

If you’re playing a lobby, where a host has the DLC, you can play the map with them… you just won’t be able to access the cosmetics or play the maps on your own

[wicked echo]

Guys does anyone else have in the folder content --> movies a DLC03_warmovie

[hollow magnet]

yeah i get that but the way he said it sounded like he got it for free for a while

[primal zinc]

No, even my friend had this glitch. It just happened to me that i started the game and it notified me that i bought the dlc even though i never did

[hollow magnet]

mby there are some glitches that dont need fixing

[hollow magnet]

真是一隻美味可口的貓

[primal zinc]

We didn',t even do anything we just got it but after an hour or so the game turned its brain on and the dlc was gone. We could use the cosmetics that were available so i saved myself one outfit and it still lets me put it on

[hollow magnet]

VOID will hunt you down

[primal zinc]

Why would they, i'm not getting anything out of it so

[hollow magnet]

what outfit you got

[slate flame]

RON players need to learn DRIP

I’m quite frankly tired of seeing the new gen’s have any swag while busting criminals

[hollow magnet]

look at my drip then

ron screenshots

[slate flame]

Your drip is serviceable

At least you have drip

I can usually tell if a person is on console/if they’re new based on if they even changed their character at all

[hollow magnet]

i got other variations

[faint schooner]

im gonna dress up full civilian next time i play commander mode

[slate flame]

supa cool

[haughty swift]

Is Theresa discord for Consel players

If yes Can i have The link

[faint schooner]

no

[haughty swift]

Ok

[slate flame]

This IS the discord

We are all the same community

[haughty swift]

For consel players

But there is no Cross Play on ps5

[slate flame]

no, and I don’t think there will be an official one for only console players

[faint schooner]

there is?

[slate flame]

Yes, there is? you just have to link an epic account

[haughty swift]

No at my ps5 there isnt

[slate flame]

How?

[haughty swift]

I dont Knie

Know

[faint schooner]

if you dont have it then how are you even playing the game

[slate flame]

You’re not making sense right now…

Do you not have PS plus?

If you can’t join your friends or anything like that, then you probably don’t have the subscription to PS plus and you can’t really play much online games, some games that were required, but I expect many to require it

[slate flame]

You need to enable it in your settings if you haven’t already

go to settings and under the Gameplay tab. scroll all the way down to gameplay and then you should enable the box that will allow you to play cross play and then boom you can join anybody

[hollow magnet]

check my other drip

[faint schooner]

i think he realised that you need ps plus to play online

[radiant pilot]

I beat all the missions on hard and didnt get my trophy

This game man

[sullen narwhal]

oh no

[silk briar]

we need that sticker here

[last pine]

Why won't void let me mod on console

Wouldn't it be better if they added a mod menu in-game?

It's so stupid

[lilac vale]

Cause unreal engine won’t allow it

Take it up with epic games

[lofty magnet]

how to plant C2 on doors, it used to work with left mouse click but ti doesn't anymore. Any ideas?

[lilac vale]

They made the engine

[lilac vale]

They’ve increased the minimum height look up to place a C2

[lofty magnet]

ok will try that

[faint schooner]

gort

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-gif-26552422

[faint schooner]

gort

[brisk yoke]

gort

[stoic onyx]

When is the patch?

[faint schooner]

gurt: yo

[lilac vale]

Idk why you ask me I know as much as yall do

[faint schooner]

patrick when are you getting promoted

[livid turret]

add a multicam helmet

[faint schooner]

#📩feedback-reports-channel

[lilac vale]

Promoted? What is this, the army? Promotion not a thing

You keep role until you retire

[faint schooner]

promoted to sir moderator instead of private junior moderator

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-meme-girl-uhmmm-what-now-gif-17875457500510529068

[faint schooner]

yes

[lapis socket]

Hello

How is the game? I'm boring on black ops 6, I can't continue

[brisk yoke]

good game

[faint schooner]

ready or not

[worldly bay]

Ready

[faint schooner]

not or ready

[lapis socket]

I don't know if I'm ready

the price is very low on instant gaming unlike steam

Is there any ray tracing in the game?

[faint schooner]

no

[lapis socket]

fuck..

[faint schooner]

why would you even want ray tracing

[lapis socket]

Because I can support it with my rtx 4090

[faint schooner]

okay and

i mean i forgot ray tracing even existed

[gaunt sparrow]

Currently theres something off with the lighting, but trust me, when it was still working, even without raytracing, the lighting system was amazing in this game

[faint schooner]

the game doesnt even have ray tracing from what i know

[gaunt sparrow]

Yeah, thats what i said, even without ray tracing it used to be amazing

[sleek folio]

Yup that's me

[lapis socket]

Before my first refund the game was in early access

is it still the case?

[fast widget]

If the make or break point is ray tracing in this game.. idk how much enjoy the game icl

[faint schooner]

i dont recommend fully recling your chair and leaning back on it

[toxic garden]

ready or not featuring dhar mann

[brisk yoke]

we're not just telling stories

[toxic garden]

“terrorist pulls firearm on SWAT officer, instantly regrets it”

[faint schooner]

civilian pulls knife on a swat officer, instantly dies

[toxic garden]

“so you see, it’s not always about the size of your vest, but how much ordinance you can pack into it”

[worldly bay]

Nope :D The game had its full first release in 2023

I’d wait until they patch the graphical bugs though.

[fast widget]

Civilian runs at you. Swat officer mistakes it for suspect with knife

[gaunt sparrow]

If worried about ray tracing, absolutely this!

[tall trench]

I don't get the baked maps either with all the features that UE has now and newer versions 5.6+ have even more potential for optimization

[sacred lichen]

Your honor he was reaching

[toxic garden]

your honor respectfully you weren’t even there stfu

[barren river]

i dont think they gonna upgrade engine again, even with this update bug took them almost a month trying to fix (idk anything about how engine works so enlighten me if u can)

[gaunt sparrow]

objection, i suggest sentencing this man to 50 points deduction on his grade!

[chilly harness]

objection

have him be at the end of sinuous trails just to find the last suspect in the vent in the living room

[faint schooner]

objection

[toxic garden]

OBJECTION!!! 20 point deduction, it’s only fair! (insert ace attorney gif)

[faint schooner]

objection on the objection

[chilly harness]

[tall trench]

the only real upside from the UE4 to UE5 move is the pso shader stutters are gone now, but they could have done that in UE4 with a different solution like other devs
no real performance improvement with UE5 atm

tbh from minor version it should in theory more easy to do an upgrade, but who knows how many custom solutions they have in their game
and if an extra DLC for uncut content is already too much I doubt that they can do that

[faint schooner]

why isnt this a sticker in here 🥀

[sterile schooner]

Thats what i call, a loose canon cop.

[worldly bay]

Fr fr

[barren river]

thanks, it's like 95% less stutter now

[toxic garden]

objection on the objection of the objection, this lawyer isn’t even argumentmaxxing his lawyercel aura points therefore he’s in low elo lobbies and should be disbarred.

[faint schooner]

objection on the objection on the objection of the objection
the defendant should be sentenced

whats the jurys verdict

[sterile schooner]

Objectionception

[sacred lichen]

Your honor my name is literally Judge case closed

[toxic garden]

they should add pocket fentanyl as an alternative to flashbangs and stingers for more efficient room clearing

[faint schooner]

objection
your name is palms greaser you work in the post office

[sacred lichen]

They should add frag grenades for more efficient room clearing

[toxic garden]

what if we just got the fatman from fallout

[sacred lichen]

I'm actually John FISA (I forgot his name)

[faint schooner]

objection again your honor
your name is still palms greaser you still work in the post office

[sterile schooner]

"TOC. We cleared the building sir"

[toxic garden]

John Post Office mailmaxxing my packages

[sacred lichen]

John Greased Palms

[faint schooner]

change your name then and thou defendant shall not be convicted

[sacred lichen]

Nah I'm too busy greasing my palms

[toxic garden]

dark mango psychology featuring 6 7 diddy blud and mustard DESTROYS low tier suspect on greased palms (gone wrong at 3am in the hood)

[faint schooner]

alright then, your honor execute this man

[barren river]

and my real name is Pink Neon D Tomb aka pinkguy

[toxic garden]

John Tomb

[barren river]

and my dad's is John Neon D Tomb aka johndude

[faint schooner]

objection

L + ratio

[zinc pecan]

I can play keyboard and mouse on Xbox

[faint schooner]

its working by accident on xbox and doesnt work on ps

[sterile schooner]

You are definitely in your late 20s, that is ancient, not seen that for long time.

[zinc pecan]

Ah ok

[faint schooner]

not even close enough

[sterile schooner]

Oof fair play, i took my shot and missed.

[faint schooner]

🤫

[toxic garden]

lowkey hear me out, what if there was a mission in bikini bottom for a special event

doodle bob and or plankton holding hostages inside the krusty krab

[half linden]

Doodlebob fs

[sterile schooner]

Keep going, im listening.

[chilly harness]

😭 I can’t on PS5

[toxic garden]

it’ll be a 6 mission DLC, each in a different key area of bikini bottom featuring various characters. you could have on in Sandy’s Dome, One in King Neptunes Palace etc etc

[faint schooner]

gumball is better than spongebob (current not old spongebob)
change my mind

[toxic garden]

that’s not even an argument it’s just true, new spongebob completely lost the plot

[zinc pecan]

I have a world record time for the mission A Lethal Obsession S tier with 39 seconds

[faint schooner]

new gumball is a legendary comeback

[faint schooner]

i call cap

[zinc pecan]

I can send you a picture

[toxic garden]

i gotta watch it bro

[faint schooner]

you better go to speedrun.com then if you have a world record

[zinc pecan]

It's 39 seconds S tier

[faint schooner]

ok and

[zinc pecan]

Go to dms

[chilly harness]

what’s that plot again

[toxic garden]

speedrun.com moderators watching the entirety of my 92 hour play through of cyberpunk 2077 to verify i didn’t cheat and log me at #9461 on leaderboards

[main owl]

What’s the mod name for the free camera thing that people uses to take cool cinematic pics

[faint schooner]

watch minecraft slowruns

[toxic falcon]

I call BS as well.

[chilly harness]

😭

[toxic garden]

this sounds incredible and i will be doing it

[chilly harness]

in the end you don’t see them kill the ender dragon. You just see them log out and never play the game again lmao

[faint schooner]

fun fact slowruns arent allowed on speedrun.com anymore

the slowest time to beat minecraft is 14 days 2 hours 22 seconds and 690 ms

[chilly harness]

💀

[faint schooner]

and the one above it is with a big gap at 5 days 8 hours 33 minutes and 21 seconds

[toxic garden]

skull mask motorcycle guy speed run

[sterile schooner]

That is commitment, i only played through it once but did everything i could on the map. Next time id prefer to play it on PC though, console doesnt do that game any justice.

[tacit lichen]

Anyidea when the graphics and AI update is coming? Send an email about this month ago but got ghosted lol

[toxic garden]

i’m a turbo nerd and have like 4k hours across some absurd number of play throughs 🥀💔

console version isn’t bad tbh, i feel like PC gets the hype cuz of mods but honestly the game is peak without mods anyway

[faint schooner]

i havent beat the game once since 2019 btw

[barren river]

Bro send email, ofc u will be ignored

[toxic garden]

i won’t lie though, some of the PC mods are definitely insane though. i saw one where they made a storyline with lucy from edgerunners and you can actually go to the moon which is kinda fire

[sterile schooner]

Haha thats alot of hours, hats off. Yeah i agree with you it is a very good game either way but density mods and some graphic/draw distance mods would make it perfect. It wouldnt need any more than that for me.

[toxic garden]

i gotta get a pc im missing out 💔

[sterile schooner]

Blow up a pc running it.

Same

[tacit lichen]

Got an answer message from support, that was kind of nice. They just re-sent it to devs. But yeah long shot still.

Any rumors about the update? Anyone?

[faint schooner]

this week most likely

[tacit lichen]

Aayeeee lets goo!!

[silk briar]

there is nothing solid yet in terms of a date but i would expect that the devs are working on it sooner than later

[sterile schooner]

Is it just bug fixes and optimisation patch?

[sacred lichen]

Are devs gonna work on SWAT AI collecting stuff ahead of you and getting in your line of sight?

[faint schooner]

the ready or not gods say this week

[silk briar]

unironically like two years ago an update came to me in a dream

and it came true

[faint schooner]

what 😭

[silk briar]

so i do not discredit you

[lilac vale]

Zep is talking nonsense

Sorry about my fellow mod

[silk briar]

i have been up for so long it is not even funny

[lilac vale]

We tend to go crazy dealing with people around here

[faint schooner]

do you not sleep like gort

[lilac vale]

Our boss doesn’t let us sleep

[silk briar]

sleep comes and goes but right now the bus has left

[faint schooner]

gort is pretending to sleep 🤫

[lilac vale]

[silk briar]

gort does not sleep. he sees us messaging right now he actively chooses to remain silent

[barren river]

Only this #announcements

[faint schooner]

hes the real meow

[silk briar]

man i have no idea what that means but i agree

[lilac vale]

He does sleep but we never know when

[faint schooner]

meowl

[silk briar]

who?

[faint schooner]

okay nevermind

[silk briar]

🦉

[faint schooner]

google meowl

its a cat thats an owl

[silk briar]

who

[silk briar]

hoo

[faint schooner]

i love cars

[sacred lichen]

Cowl

[faint schooner]

remember, cars = cats

[barren river]

Who gort, he important?

[faint schooner]

yes gort is very imporant, hes the ceo

[chilly harness]

He is the watcher of the night

[lilac vale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aNdwxAgCMrw?si=CGm3A3_XRgZrH6Bp

[pastel mantle]

Does having a map mod installed prevent from joining public pc lobbies?

[lilac vale]

Reminds me of the who line

[sterile schooner]

The who?

[lilac vale]

Since all map mods atm are outdated idk why you would have any installed in the first place

[faint schooner]

patrick do you watch youtube shorts on a daily basis on the job?

[cinder stratus]

join eu 7 if you wanna s rank some shit w me and my friend

[faint schooner]

#🔎looking-for-players

[drifting dagger]

I always get really bad latency when I connect to EU servers, hope they fix that soon

[raw slate]

can we get better gun sounds 🥺

[lilac vale]

Ron has best gun sounds of the genre

[runic aspen]

Does Ron have the best staff that communicates when the bug update is

[kindred root]

Is the game cross platform like console to PC?

[lilac vale]

Yeah

Between all platforms

[kindred root]

Oh ok cool

[raw slate]

it must be deafening loud

[lilac vale]

Just increase your volume

[dire bloom]

oh, wow the GL is back but not HE rounds :C

[zinc trail]

day 1,367 of asking for a grenade launcher that uses actual grenades

[dire bloom]

it was in the beta, i miss that thing id be in the training area and i would yeet my buddy with it fun times

[stoic onyx]

Maybe air support?

[gentle cypress]

dude air support would be top tier - sniper flying around slowly

[stoic onyx]

Yes, or like in swat 4. Where there was a sniper on some missions

[sly echo]

Is home invasion dlc worth it

[sterile schooner]

When choosing point of entry you also get to pick a sniper position and when in game you can tag windows or doors you want them to cover. Balance and all that

[stoic onyx]

Yes, like other things

[sly echo]

Ok

[silk briar]

if choosing between home invasion and dark waters def get dark waters

lowkey peak

[lilac vale]

I like DW more cause of one thing

[sterile schooner]

Or get both and complete the package. Havent got to the DLC yet but looking forward to it.

[stoic onyx]

Or better yet, both add-ons at once.

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/army-military-don't-care-chill-spine-gif-11363201965356235278

[zinc trail]

hello everyone

[lilac vale]

Best addition of Ron ever

[silk briar]

i hope to see it expanded upon

[winged summit]

peak take

[zinc trail]

air support on hide and seek would be peak

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/black-hawk-uh60-machine-gun-m240-m240b-gif-23169845

[stoic onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/ac130-gunship-gunshots-gif-13733274

[winged summit]

me on twisted nerve

[strange turtle]

Is this game already dying?

[silent inlet]

it is a singleplayer/coop game with limited content, when people see all content most will leave

only some people actually care about rankings and such

[wide spruce]

Anyone have tips for Greased Palms, I keep getting killed in nano seconds as soon as I push into the big room. Flashbangs, gas, and stingers are practically useless from what I've tried

[winged summit]

hard or standard?

[wide spruce]

Standard

I doubled checked cause I thought I was on hard for some reason

Idk where I'm getting shot from cause of all the shelves and machinery

[winged summit]

I say when you spawn in push to the left until you clear up until the loading bay then double back to the main area and clear the upstairs in the main warehouse then from there depending on how many you’ve taken out push the warehouse front to back from the fisa office or back to front from the single door far right of spawn by that singled out building

[raw slate]

do i have to beat ironman at certain difficulty to unlock the watch?

[winged summit]

from my knowledge you can do it on any difficulty but to get the hermit achievement it has to be standard or higher

[silk briar]

i don't think achievements are available on casual mode

[lilac vale]

None are

[solid cape]

Any difficulty is fine

[lilac vale]

But the watch you can get on casual yes

[raw slate]

can it be done with also mods enabled?

[lilac vale]

He

Yeah

Mods don’t affect anything

[wide spruce]

My route is to just clear outside first before I push in. Then I wedge all the doors from the outside before I choose one to push in from

[raw slate]

awesomesauce thank you guys 🤍

[night oxide]

Erm how do i shoot the bad guys?

I keep telling them that we should be friends and hug it out but it isnt working, void pls fix

[brazen yoke]

Good morning everyone

[night oxide]

Good night 🪨

[brazen yoke]

Hope everyone's haveing a good morning and or night

[night oxide]

What about evening?

[brazen yoke]

We dont talk about them.

[night oxide]

noon?

[brazen yoke]

Toc here, tickle this guys feet

[simple condor]

Anyone else having trouble with a bug in sinuous trail?

[sly echo]

Is there an M4 A1?

[brazen yoke]

No

[wide spruce]

Dude this fisa agent won't get down. I've hit him with 3 flashes and every shot in my taser.

He isn't reacting to melee and is just cussing at me

[brazen yoke]

Hes locked in

[wide spruce]

He won't drop his gun either

[woven leaf]

Elaborate

[simple condor]

???

I’ve cleared the whole area

[wide spruce]

Is he bugged or something?

[brazen yoke]

Apparently not

[simple condor]

And it keeps saying rescue all civilians

[wide spruce]

Tell your squad to search the area

[simple condor]

I’ve been walking around for 50 minutes looking for civilians

[sly echo]

Are you also stuck on grease Palms?

Or whatever its called

[wide spruce]

Search the Area command will make the swat ai search the whole perimeter I think

[simple condor]

I tried but they don’t find anyone in any room no more

[wide spruce]

Yes

[sly echo]

I was stuck on twisted nerve for like a week. I finally got past it now I’m stuck on grease Palms.

[simple condor]

I’ve replayed the mission 8 times already just by ending the mission but still no improvement

[wide spruce]

I never had trouble with any map until this damned Post Office

[sly echo]

I’m trying to do it on casual and I’m still having trouble

[sullen narwhal]

whats the best mession

[wide spruce]

I don't mind hard maps, but it feels like I can't see where I'm getting shot from

I just get pixel peaked like I'm playing siege again

[sullen narwhal]

ptsd

[brazen yoke]

Hide and seek or the yacht mission

[wide spruce]

My best bet so far as been splitting the squad, and pushing the big rooms from different sides

[sullen narwhal]

ty

[brazen yoke]

Try to play with someone real people that know how to coordinate and everything g gets so much easier

[sly echo]

I was playing sinuous trail earlier and I scanned a QR code I found, and it showed me a picture of a fish

[wide spruce]

But I'm trying to unlock the other levels

[shadow tree]

The voices in my head.

[lusty merlin]

Hi

[winged summit]

sins of the father or 3 letter triad imo

[wide spruce]

This level is the definition of insanity

[sullen narwhal]

clash royale is actually going to make me die

[edgy prawn]

I can’t agree more

[brazen yoke]

I had trouble with it as well

[brazen yoke]

Hide and seek is the perfect crescendo for the original missions, finally instead of being a responsive unit you are on the attack

[edgy prawn]

That’s true this game is peak tho especially with friends

[winged summit]

fuck x-bow decks

[sullen narwhal]

x-bow players actually take it in the bum

[winged summit]

as a pekka deck user I endorse this message

[sullen narwhal]

me personally i switch between 2 dekcs

[winged summit]

my other one is lavaloon

[sullen narwhal]

i either use my homemade deck or a evolumberloon freeze mk evo witch

[strange turtle]

When the graphics get fixed will there be a console update or will it just automatically be fixed?

[stoic onyx]

We'll see a patch someday.

[urban ridge]

Hey guys, really sorry for the annoyance of the query’s, but is it possible to fire all of my teammates in commander mode at once? Tried starting a new save last night and I wanted to personally pick each one of my team initially. It automatically gave me some, so I attempted to fire them all. I was only allowed to fire one, and googling this doesn’t really help.

TLDR: Is there a limit to how much people you can fire at a given time?

[lilac vale]

@solid cape

[solid cape]

You can fire only 1 officer per mission

[urban ridge]

Ah, I see. Thank you guys! Sorry for the spam again

[chilly harness]

How do you get sergeant smh

[lilac ocean]

I settled for A+ on greased palms last night :/

[urban ridge]

Better than what i have. Managed to scrape by with a c

[solid cape]

You can change it by simply editing values in ini file #🔧modding-chat message

[urban ridge]

That’s super helpful, and I wish I could do that. But I’m on Xbox sadly 😅 thank you anyways man!

[barren river]

same

[urban ridge]

Why does this make me think of that youngest daughter song

[lilac ocean]

I tried for like 2 days to S rank it so I never had to come back but eventually decided to go lethal and ended up getting A+ glad I did tho cus valley of the dolls is my current favorite mission

[placid scarab]

I did VoD on S rank with my friend and it wasn’t too hard I just used the banger launcher, only runs we failed was when I ran out of ammo and just turned into a walking mirror gun.

[urban ridge]

The only s rank I got was on lethal obsession (my fav map) and I got it by an absolute miracle. Me and my team all had lethal weapons since I like running lethal on quick play.

Nope, my double flash and breach stunned like three guys on the bottom floor. Only one of the stragglers was upstairs. So super easy for once.

Super cathartic, ngl.

[lilac ocean]

I S ranked every mission before greased palms with relative ease but that map is just evil . A accidental S tier is insane tho and lethal obsession is peak

[urban ridge]

Oh I very much agree. Greased palms is the devil incarnate for me.

I’d rather play relapse with a 5 minute timer for each of the bombs than ever attempt to s rank that map.

I know my limits 😭

My favourites maps are lethal obsession, idles of march, neon tomb, elephant and relapse.

I’d like elephant a tad more if I could keep up with the bombs as much as I can on relapse.

But I think elephant has a shorter amount of time on the bombs.

[acoustic cobalt]

Ngl, I didn't know they had timers.

[urban ridge]

Found out the hard way on elephant.

[lilac ocean]

I tried to decide my favorite map and decided they are all peak (except greased palms)

[acoustic cobalt]

I genuinely solo Elephant on hard w no issue, and relapse is literally big enough to 3 team it, so that's what we do

[urban ridge]

I can get into a somewhat good flow on elephant every now and then. I got that fool me once achievement the other day.

I don’t normally play online much, so I gotta rely on my strengths as an ai commander lol

[wide spruce]

Im tempted to just clear the level with my whole team dead

No order to chaos yet but I killed so many. It has to just be 1 or 2 left

[urban ridge]

Had to do that clearing that room with that cheating wife on idles of march. I genuinely forgot to check the door and my team breached into a trap.

[wide spruce]

I'm doing the stupid post office rn

[urban ridge]

I’ll pray for you brother

[lilac ocean]

Don’t let them die in for nothing FINISH THE MISSION

[wide spruce]

I got all the civilians and side objectives.

Just haven't brought order to chaos

[lilac ocean]

Be very careful

[wide spruce]

And I'm dead, I'm going to punch my monitor istg

[urban ridge]

Did you clear the upstairs area yet? I know I had trouble with forgetting that part

[wide spruce]

I forgot the outside part on right side

[lilac ocean]

This is so absolutely real

[wide spruce]

Suspect in bathroom killed me

[urban ridge]

I remember this method of wedging off doors that had you clearing the right side first? Maybe that could help you out a tad.

But that mission sucks balls man, I feel for you

[wide spruce]

I was trying the method someone else suggested this time going upstairs first

[lilac ocean]

The route of clearing right first and wedging the door then clearing front part and wedging the warehouse and then going left once all the doors are wedged. I may not of explained well hope u understand

[urban ridge]

All good man! Do ya thang

[wide spruce]

I just cleared like 5 bad guys in the first mailroom and hallway, is this the run?

[lilac ocean]

THIS IS THE RUN

[wide spruce]

OK IT MIGHT BE. When I pushed into the room of death to go upstairs. I threw a stinger and had the ai throw a flash for just in case. Killed like 4 more

Secured a 5th and 2 more suspects pushed in and the AI got them

Agent is still alive somewhere