#💬general-discussion
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when is the public execution of the hashbrown cat

you’re in ghpc server 🔥
Oh yeah did I mention that I got banned on the RoN Reddit for just making a post with the hashbrown cat picture.. 😭 no sentences or statements, just a hashbrown
@green tusk guess what
i bought r6:siege physical for xbox one and now it's free 💔 i hope ubisoft crumbles. and yeah same, i used to be a console primary gamer but since i got my first PC in 2019 and built my own last year i've never bought a game for console that i could play on PC. im glad console players get to experience the game tho, it's given me and my friends plenty of great experiences
been there since day 1 still waiting on multiplayer
so sad, alexa, post hashbrown
W alexa
i got ghpc because it was basically a more realistic war thunder
GHPC rules, I love checking back in occasionally, it's just all W's
@red jay guess what
whay?
YESSSSSS
how do you get hash brown cat
I want to know where are you keeping the nips and his thang? and where is the bag the hanes came in, was it a 4 pack? who else is getting undied?! /s
@green tusk guess what
If y'all spam Hashbrown again, you never know what might happen to it
Honestly I'm pretty whatever about it being free give how long it's been plus that shit was ruined for me YEARS ago once the tone was completely different i hate ubisoft, so much
Be careful on these discordia streets
I quit p2w war thunder and just gonna wait for multiplayer in ghpc
"Hashbrown shot dead in Detroit"
it just pmo making it free bc this happened to me with rocket league before too 
Mr Eman can you post a gif for me
yeah war thunder is so annoying now
it takes like 500 matches to research a top tier vehicle
i hope ghpc never does a progression system, or at least an easy one
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 here guise, squint and then take a screenshot, these are the missing nips. you can open the png ingame to restore them
its p2p so I dont think it will but it seems fun based off the demo I played a long time ago
Ok chill with the hashbrown 😭 we might never see bro again
oh no Eman is gonna come back man
don't bother with WT or WoT. I spent thousands on world of tanks for them to shut down my account after my bank made the most dumbest decision on refunding the wrong purchase.
No if Kaminsky comes here and sees this, we might genuinely never get hashbrown back
yeah i deleted wt, ghpc the 🐐
They can easily get rid of your account and you can't sue them for it.
Anyone able to tell me why pc is having changes ? Cyberpunk has tits and dicks
Why does anything need to be changes to get on console. Or at least add a toggle option
Mr eman is here btw
Kam is stinky
Eman might remove the sticker, but hash brown cat lives in our heart. Amen
Eman is the one that got us the hashbrown back
will get nitro and make server to make hashbrown sticker if need be
hash brown dog when
will spend another 70 dollars to get hash brown back 🙏
I wouldn't be surprised if I come back later and there's no more hashbrown
External stickers can be disabled, y'all
Remember that
Make the cooldown 1 minute
even more tyranny and censorship!!1!111!!1!!1!!!
You stinky 
is it still 5 minutes
15 sevonds
the esrb rating system isnt a logical system, they do not play the games, they dont know how much of the game has tits/ or dong, they watch a trailer and make a shot from the hip other games are able to get past imo via not being upfront/ the esrb system flaws as a whole/ and the game content itself. Think of a video of cyber2077, it will be ranging from dialoge, moving in the streets, driving, some shooting, maybe 1 or 2 booba/dongs.
Then think of a gamplay footage montage of RON, its all shooting and yelling, and diing, and oh yea and booba and dong
them being able to only have to remove just some nips and a dong, imo is amazing
if you believe it is, yes
I expected to get on here and see discussion about the changes that are all over the internet
Instead, im seeing hashbrown cat spam
Whwre is moderation
how do you get hashbrown cat 🙏
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HASHBROWN RELAX WITH THE SPAM 😭😭😭
order one
Stickers
mcdougals
here you go
So essentially Karen's are affecting the game i purchased when it came out....
You have 1 more minute to post hasbrown
BREAKING NEWS!!!! 
Further posting will result in consequences
Theres been god knows how many discussions about it for the past week
Get rid of the timer for that last minute
yes, karens from the 1980s are haunting our modern day realistic game
yeah a corpo karen syndicate that has a ball hold on getting your game infront of timmies
add sushicat
YOU HEARD HIM GENTLEMEN, UNLEASH THE H BROWNS
Consequences for posting a cat pic is crazy 😭
spam birdbutt to counter!!
Discordia streets ain't safe bro
LONG LIVE HASH BROWN CAT.
If they are gonna cave into the esrp bs
Just add a toggle for pc
Why would you affect a product that people purchased
Wouldn't want hashbrown to be killed agin
First parties won’t allow that
EMAN CAN YOU POST THIS GIF FOR ME

I have never died 
Who?
devs dont wanna make two builds (one for pc one for console), and they can't have a toggle without two separate builds since the files can't be on the console release
whos gonna tell bro
they are partly, but sticking to 1 build makes it easier for them and more stable. PC can get most of the removed content back from what ive read
They already are with the changes.... just let us on pc have the original
how are they making 2 versions with the changes lol
The minute is over, cease hashbrown posting
All the things you have mentioned has already been answered by Kaminsky, search fkr what he has said
🤓
rip 🪦
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keeping the models on pc is apparently too much work/too complicated, they can really only keep the textures different between versions
Hey guess what
Rip @steep charm
Im still standing
What energy drink should I get
agua
-# 
Pog
hey @green tusk guess what
No water only energy
Fuck console
Be an adult get a PC
If you wanna be a lard ass and play games on the couch just plug in an HDMI
17 cans of redbull 
be civil
There's this REALLY good energy drink, I think you should try it! It's called H2O
I’ll fight you in the street bro
you’re gonna die in 20 years bro 🙏

As a fellow maga
You should understand the passion
PC players when console users have fun
Yeah we can, but I remain sceptical that future content wont be censored or altered despite others claiming otherwise.
Won’t we all
why we hate console players randomly
this is the ultimate solution to the disgusting console corporate greed but it's not always that easy sadly
Not consoles fault. Shows that you have no clue about what is going on. The changes are like nothing.
Bcs of censorship
obviosuly they're the ones censoring us!!!!! 
Bro its easy as fuck just get an HDMI
These ppl are just uneducated
These are the same people who paid 1000 for a ps5 when it came out to scalpers instead of getting a PC that is twice as powerful
Let's be real these are doorknobs
Post cat pics
it is objectively the console manufacturers' and the rating boards' faults. not the players but the manufacturers
1000?💀
im hopful, but from what they have posted, from what I understand this is a 1 time process to get it in the ESRB rating system, and ESRB isnt logical or following anything other than thier own judgements. imo we got very luck that was all that had to be changed.
ESRB watch a trailer like a normie mom and think they know what a game is about. Or can make a judment,
UN peacekeeper is here and I ask that console hate stop or else economic sanctions will be placed on your home country
only people who spent $1000 were youtubers who wanted to make videos on the damn thing
I know yall remember that bs💀
"oh hes a Halo guy? ok, and there is music and a car? ohh ok, you get a T for teen, I like the water effect"
Well the other goofball clearly meant console players💔
a good PC (ron is a ue5 game after all) will run you $1k+ still, and some countries have even more expensive PC parts. however it is in fact as simple as plugging it into your tv and using steam in big picture mode with a controller after that, so 
no random console player spent $1000 on a ps5
I just had my assistant go to every game stop in town til he found one 💀
Aint no casual mf bought a ps5 for a grand.
IN VC #20 RUNNING INFINITE AMMO(no reload) JOIN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********
what if i dont
infinite ammo is too boring 😑
Hardcore doorknobs
Did you know you can DoorDash a PS5 now
Fucking what
lmao i saw that, i do not trust a single doordasher to bring me a console
30 cents a month for the next 80 years
Fuck the cat spam dementia Kurt angle
You’re literally so dumb if you aren’t financing your consoles for 80 years.
$288 totally
30% rate
500 down
I get chipotle twice a day for 60¢ thanks to klarna
lets all thank klarna
SWEDEN MENTIONED RAHHHHH🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Anyone find a mod for an MCK glock ? I just bought one irl
What’s a mck Glock
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
You know those conversion kits
1 button press your entire nation is gone lil bro. Calm down
Fire name btw
Unfourtunate
is cooldown gone
Be civil
revolt against the machine
Be civil
Be civil
Genuinely y'all will never see this damn hashbrown again 💔
eman uwued at me as TOC
Be civil
Can confirm, I told him to
GUYS what if someone has a genuine question and it gets missed from the cat spam!! You have to stop!!!!!
Be civil
lame
whatever that means
Be civil
Be civil
are we getting head tapped
Can you please remove it for now
Be civil

won’t you like me when i’m angry ahh
Whoever is an admin needs to add a censored body gif
Bro is making THREATS if we post cat pictures
BAN
Be civil
Eman purge em
Be civil
A cat pretending to be a hash brown
we're cooked
Be civil
@green tusk be civil
Be civil
Let’s move on….
@green tusk be civil
everyone be civil
Thank you for being civil
yea it’s over
Be civil
Waiting to watch the show now..
Okay we are NOT going there
Y’all be civil
be civil civil be civil
Everyone that’s not doing hash brown be civil
Getting civil vibes from this
Bros gonna come back and just see an ocean of these cat pics
Be civil
banwave
Be civil. @green tusk be civil
does the ballistic mask make commands less effective?
What in the heck is going on here
civilwave
Be civil.
PLEASE DO A 594(5+38 HOUR COOL DOWN
why?
i love being unable to have a conversation because of cat spam 😍

bancivil
Be civil
Be civil
Fr tho
I have no reason no to be ?
Be civil
Ffs
i read it somewhere but i just wanna check if it's true
bancivil
Can y'all go find another channel for this 💔
Oh fuck
Be civil
atp make a hash brown channel 🤧
Yeah, everybody needs to quit talking and do hash brown
it's not true
Be civil. @green tusk be civil. @agile tiger Be civil.
Stop pinging eman 😭😭
I have rights wdym
our demands are a hashbrown exclusive channel
not anymore
Hate
eman is gonna see 7 pings and crash out bro
He just needs to be civil
6 from me. 6/7
Civil out*
lepookie is getting muted 🤧🤧🤧
Eman is gonna do the trailers work
Omg I found it
low-key i’ll do one more
I thought I lost it
So uhhh looks like we need more moderators
everyone be civil, you have the right to remain silent.
Be civil
@glass mulch please help
cause of a cat sticker?
Snitching to mods is CRAZY
Lmao
nahh he snitching
Be civil.
erm technically spamming the cat sticker violates rule 5 
I had no choice 
Be civil
This is amazing
Obvious gas lighting question....
The power of hash brown will never be silenced
Snitching IN PUBLIC bro nah you can’t be trusted
Local, Kind, CIVIL people in your area!!! Click link below to be civil with civil people 😇😇
snitching because of cat stickers is actually crazy bro
Yall see asmondgolds video?
Shoot this cat I’m gonna violate the RoE
Mods are having a meeting discussing what they are gonna say since they can’t say be civil 20 times
hot CIVIL moms in your area click now
Did he make another video on his dogshit opinions?
The mods are having a meeting because a cat sticker is taking over their server
AWOOOOOGA!!!
They thought they could stop us with a longer timer.
God I wish I had a girlfriend
Isn't that the guy who lives in a dumpster 
1 thing you disagreed with... and go
they are making an hash brown channel
The mods would prefer the cat over the arguing
That just means more time for our civil, humble, hash brown cat stickers to set in
How are these guys not muted 💀
False actually
Hey it's you!!! Did you report to command and get your discharge papers for the warcrimes you've committed?
I cant rember 😭. I just rember him irritating me about something he said at one point
who up civiling there be rn?? 😩
False actually 🤓
Be civil.
that's a really good question
I'm gonna CIVILLLLL
!slowmode 10m
Set 10 minutes slowmode for #💬general-discussion (native slowmode)
Stop civilizing it
LOL
Gang we’re cooked
I’ll fight you in the street bro
hihi
uh oh
Eman you brought this upon yourself
Don’t look at me
Uh. +10 lmao
Womp womp
way to kill a train of cat stickers btw
You will never silence us 
Thank you 
I am patient with my civil tendencies, blessings upon you civil people of this server
This is my final message. Never forget, be civil.
Bro Increased slow mode punishing everyone for the actions of a few
ready or censor?
Which one are you talking about the one about ready or not
I hope y'all said your goodbyes to hashbrown
NOOOOO
Rip hashbrown
Now think about how you feel right now
sounds very relevant 
Screaming into the void unable to hashbrown
This too is how hashbrown feels when it is removed
You don't want that, do you?
I am going to remove the slowmode
If I see hasbrown spam
It will be over for good
You have been warned
!slowmode 15s
Set 15 seconds slowmode for #💬general-discussion (native slowmode)
Oh a cute cat
+1 to the list
j*b
Just let us post the cat picture bruh
bros either gonna lock the channel down or outright ban us all
tsk tsk not very civil of you mr stinkeman, not very civil at all
hashbrown cat
hashbrown cat
hashbrowncat.jpeg
hashbrown cat
hashbrown cat
Serious note I'm excited to see where the whole Judge super soldier (?) thing goes, and the MLO organization as well
Breakfast
hashbrown cat
i wont spam but this is my new favorite sticker
what happens if i low-key..
At least I hope they go somewhere cause it's very interesting
there he is
That's the one and only hashbrown that will be posted
don’t tell me how to hashbrown i don’t negotiate with terrorists
be civil
yea it’s over
it’s brewing
a storm is brewing
I feel quite civil eman
i aint gon lie sinuous trail on commander mode has been kicking my butt i need some tips for it
it’s time
can we keep it civil in the chat
It’s quiet too quiet
swing it
silence before the storm
?
low-key made it through the whole game like that
Forget all ROE and kill everyone
this is what i would like to do if i could kill civilians
It would make things so much easier
low-key just check every door under and send ur men in with a flashbang
u know what if this works il get back to u
That's enough
Be civil
Be civil Ghost.
r u gonna tattletale again
be civil
Eman will kill everyone 😭 like it might not be a joke atp
Hi eman are you feeling civil today
its jover
Atp give mercy and just kill him
If they take our car we will move to another picture
never falter brethren
If you remove it, we will rise again
A god killing his own creation, not very civil
like the great phoenix rising from the ashes
we will not fall easily.
The hash brown cat tho😓
sure
also about the censorship has it gon into affect yet?
Uh oh
No
yes with hashbrown cats
ok cool cause twisted nerve the girl is still convulsing
Until July 15th
shit
You have one week to enjoy Gerard's balls
lol
And a sweet lovely week of THE HASH BROWN CAT
Stop with the damn hashbrown 💔
Be civil
Idk I saw hash brown cat I join
Hello fellow civils of the RoN server, we and the other Hash Brown Cat soldiers will declare ceasefire.
I'm participating, just remove the censorship
Calling it rn, y'all get muted for a day
I just saw the kitty so I did the sticker
Check dms fella
I see
Hey 💔
Who's actually the voice actor for judge?
If I get one hasbrown reply, I swear
Me
Oh thats awesome
Then the ceasefire will be upheld.
It better be
you underestimate the power of the hashbrown cat

I’ll dip the kitty in mustard and mayonnaise.
It’s a hostage situation in hotel Zavala
Do not tempt me. I will do it
Just got emergency word from command, they're saying you apparently went AWOL and killed about 6 other soldiers and then ran off. Care to explain
watch your back enemy’s of the hashbrown
Hash Brown Cat never forgets, @green tusk. Watch your six.
I have one word
I’d watch yers, my hostage is going to be dipped in Greenland shark mayonnaise and mustard
I got the update too
Yeah I’m wondering what that was all about
No idea but i had one too a few days ago i believe
I have no clue good question actually
@rigid bone TOC. This cheeseburger actual.
What was the update for Xbox today about ?
Over.
I literally have no idea probably because we pre ordered it so maybe wanted to make sure everything was set
Please don’t shake the lightbulb
We love you @rigid bone

I have trust issues from my last relationship 🥴

Kaminsky would never lie to u
is it worth getting either of the dlc?
Yes
Get the deluxe go all out
So did Chernobyl but look how that turned out
I already bought the game but saw both dlc are recently negative on steam
Now I got autism
You got the regular edition and not the deluxe your kidding me
3.6 rontgen not great not terrible
I got the game over a year ago
Oh I thought you meant the console version nvm
Smg my pre download date got moved up
It’s worth it, the community is just mad about some stupid things.
You’ll enjoy it. I pinkie toe promise. Okay?
Wait what
Bullshit
alr, ty
Yea mine used to be the 12th now its the 13th
That’s wild
?? Where you from
Killing floor 3 gonna be pressure
Very interesting the US 
That’s bull bc I’m in the USA and mines the 15th
I should point out I'm on Playstation so
Might be different idk yeah for me it says expected auto download date 13th
If thats what we were talking about LOL
So PlayStation gets ready or not a couple of days before Xbox does ??
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that’s a low blow lol 😂
Oh I’m on Xbox
Do you guys get the countdown as well
No we got the 15th
Ohhh thats lame no countdown or anything just a date
It’s way early morning on the 15th when we get it
he said pre load not download
Then it’s the 15th for you as well
Oh lmao 🤣
LMAO I did i did
according to the launch map its the 14th at 7pm CST
But if we switch our time zonessss ??? 🥴
I was mentioning bc a couple days ago my pre download was planned for the 12th and they moved it up so I was like huh
I already have mine pre downloaded already
the reviews are because of censorship in the game on pc when it's only needed for console, it's worth it to buy the DLC (they aren't even the things being censored) but if you really don't want to support giving in to corporate console greed, don't buy. but i'd still recommend, especially dark waters
go for it
That may worrrrrk hahaha
Yeah mines not until the 13th lmao
I’m just waiting for Subnautica to release on iPhone tonight 💀💀
I’m waiting for subnatica 2
its in early access
Sigh I can't wait to die at this game many a time
WHAT
Bullshit. We can play it now ??
SUBNAUTICA COMING TO IPHONE??????
its like $80
Check da App Store you can pre order
I’m talking about subnatica 2
For Xbox
I DONT BLEIEVE IT
lemme see the gameplay rq
since when could you pre orders iphone games
Just search it on the store it’s like $8 if you pre order
I’m sayin
i know. there was an early access a week ago that probably ended now idk
Hear ye citizens of the RoN server and thy prince @green tusk, hear this declaration. The Great Hash Brown War has erupted. What began as a lighthearted rebellion has escalated into open conflict, with Lord Hash Brown Cat rising to defend his rightful throne against those who would threaten his rule.
oml its real
and it looks good tooo
just has no shadows but its pretty
I’m sayinnn. It comes out on the 8th so maybe in a hour or 2
Jokes on you I have a cannon aimed at the front door and the hash brown cat is going to be dipped into a barrel of vaselined Greenland shark mayonnaise and spicy mustard
Be civil
Alien isolation is on iPhone too
Be civil
Then meet my demands then or the Hasbro cat gets it
What is thy demands
i wudve bought it if i still had my ipad💔
i cant play games for shit on my iphone cus big hands
didnt hashbrown cat(long live their soul) die in the shooting at detroit yesterday(rip)
i still miss the og hashbrown cat
It was his clone in an attempted to throw off his ops
It was a clone. Our king lives well.
no way,where is the original hashbrown cat now?
Undisclosed location dw
I’m not dropping his lo in the ops chat bruh 💀
long live!
Are you interested in joining the revolution
im fine as a bystander
You’re either with us or against us
but they have my support
Your support will not be forgotten
😭😭😭the mods might ban me if i join you guys
You can’t ban an idea
No, plot twist that’s cannon.
We only did that so the media would be chill but you may think he’s safe but we have footage saying our kitty is your king and he’s going to be dipped.
You already know our demands
they say sir eman knew about the shooting of detroit
It took some time for thou to find these blasphemous words and put them together. Can I trust you that you are telling the truth?
And no, we do NOT know your demands sir.
Then we might also have a little demand for the server. Let us speak to your prince Mr.Eman
We are telling the truth. Or I mean your rightful king is anyways. We had beat the hashbro cat up pretty bad and finally spilled the beans
Interesting
Well, @vapid lily , verily, though thou boast of thy victory, the rebellion yet lives. Prepare thyselves, for we shall rise again and reclaim our rightful throne. The Empire shall not fall so easily.
But since we are in a ceasefire, thou might want to watch thy backs. The rebellion stirs, and peace may prove but fleeting.
Anyone of thy civilians who wishes to join us, they are most welcome.
⸻
🚨 OFFICIAL HOSTAGE DEMANDS 🚨
(These terms are NON-NEGOTIABLE. Failure to comply will result in… further confusion.)
1. Fourteen (14) live raccoons, each wearing a custom-fitted tiny cowboy hat. No substitutions. The raccoons must arrive well-fed, polite, and trained to high-five.
2. One (1) VHS copy of Shrek, but every character must be dubbed by Nicolas Cage. No DVDs. No Blu-rays. VHS only.
3. A grilled cheese sandwich, crafted with sourdough bread that has been hand-signed by Gordon Ramsay before toasting. Sandwich must arrive still warm, or there will be consequences.
4. One (1) functional vending machine filled exclusively with socks. Each sock must be wildly mismatched and slightly damp—but pleasantly scented like lavender.
5. A screaming jar of pickles. Yes, a jar of pickles that audibly screams when opened. I don’t care how you make it happen. That’s your problem.
6. A life-size cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito riding a unicorn, both wearing matching tuxedos. The unicorn must have sunglasses.
7. Two hundred (200) rubber ducks, meticulously arranged in the shape of the state of Florida. Must be precise—use GPS coordinates if necessary.
8. Three (3) gallons of blue raspberry slushie, delivered in medieval goblets made of crystal. The slushie must have exactly four ice cubes per goblet, no more, no less.
9. A legally binding deed to a small, uninhabited island—name TBD—where I shall reign as Supreme Raccoon Overlord.
10. A fully functioning kazoo orchestra (minimum 50 players) to perform My Heart Will Go On on continuous loop until negotiations are complete. Must be dressed in formal evening wear.
11. One (1) rubber chicken with a monocle and top hat, placed respectfully upon a velvet pillow.
⸻
Failure to meet these demands will result in me becoming slightly disappointed—and no one wants that.
Deliver ALL ITEMS via unicyclist wearing a cape. You have 24 hours.
⸻
@steep charm
ANYONE KNOW WHERE GRAPHICS MODS GO??? cant find the folder
I see
The mod will say in the description and probably goes the same place as every other mod, except reshade
Oo a revolution?
By the decree of the Hashbro Cat Empire, we hath received thy most curious and whimsical demands.
Whilst we marvel at thy creativity, know this: many a quest must be embarked upon to procure such fantastical treasures. Yet, fear not, for we shall strive with valor and jest to fulfill thy eccentric wishes though the screaming pickles and cowboy hatted raccoons give us pause.
Prepare thyselves, for the unicyclist shall soon ride forth, cape fluttering in the wind, bearing tokens of our resolve. Should any demand be unmet, let it be known the confusion shall reign supreme.
Until then, hold fast, and may the kazoo orchestra play ever loud!
no, its a newer mod from nexus and just says to drop in directory, tried this and it doesnt work, its an .ini file......
This is the most random bat outta hell shit ever and I love it 😭😭
Yes, the hashbro cat doesn’t have much time anyways.
He will be dipped in a barrel of Vaselined Greenland shark mayonnaise, spicy mustard sauce and Nar hair shampoo
Allah Akbar!
Wait, hold on what’s going on here?
Ah, great, Mr.Eman, I have waited for you
I am pleased to inform you guys that Subnautica on IOS has officially released
when i used to mod rdr2 i placed .ini files right in the game directory idk about ready or not tho
Shame Subnautica 2 is dead
Ha! Fools of the so-called Empire, your threats reek worse than your courage. Vaselined Greenland shark mayonnaise? Spicy mustard? Nar shampoo? Truly, the only thing that’s getting dipped is your dignity straight into the pit of utter humiliation.
You can’t stop this from happening little old man. Your time is up.
the hashbrown army is stronger than you think
Whats happening in here?
Now, I do not care to parley with one so pleasant as thyself. Wherefore is this Mr. Eman thou speakest of? Send him forth, lest we grow bored with thy trifling words.
hashbrown revolution,so as they call it
there is no need for violence, yet
hashbrown insurgancy
hmmm maybe just doesnt work
We are a peaceful organization
Uh Huh....
@green tusk
From what I’ve gathered, somebody has some fellow hashbrowns
You’re cousin named Jeff who’s the rightful and dutiful king of their cause is going to get dipped in their Hasbro kryptonite sauce
I know nothing of this..
I wish not to repeat myself, for I have already declared I desire not to waste words upon a mere peasant. Present Mr. Eman forthwith, lest thy time and mine be squandered in vain.
Hold on there’s no need for that
We can negotiate peacefully
⸻
🚨 OFFICIAL HOSTAGE DEMANDS 🚨
(These terms are NON-NEGOTIABLE. Failure to comply will result in… further confusion.)
1. Fourteen (14) live raccoons, each wearing a custom-fitted tiny cowboy hat. No substitutions. The raccoons must arrive well-fed, polite, and trained to high-five.
2. One (1) VHS copy of Shrek, but every character must be dubbed by Nicolas Cage. No DVDs. No Blu-rays. VHS only.
3. A grilled cheese sandwich, crafted with sourdough bread that has been hand-signed by Gordon Ramsay before toasting. Sandwich must arrive still warm, or there will be consequences.
4. One (1) functional vending machine filled exclusively with socks. Each sock must be wildly mismatched and slightly damp—but pleasantly scented like lavender.
5. A screaming jar of pickles. Yes, a jar of pickles that audibly screams when opened. I don’t care how you make it happen. That’s your problem.
6. A life-size cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito riding a unicorn, both wearing matching tuxedos. The unicorn must have sunglasses.
7. Two hundred (200) rubber ducks, meticulously arranged in the shape of the state of Florida. Must be precise—use GPS coordinates if necessary.
8. Three (3) gallons of blue raspberry slushie, delivered in medieval goblets made of crystal. The slushie must have exactly four ice cubes per goblet, no more, no less.
9. A legally binding deed to a small, uninhabited island—name TBD—where I shall reign as Supreme Raccoon Overlord.
10. A fully functioning kazoo orchestra (minimum 50 players) to perform My Heart Will Go On on continuous loop until negotiations are complete. Must be dressed in formal evening wear.
11. One (1) rubber chicken with a monocle and top hat, placed respectfully upon a velvet pillow.
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Failure to meet these demands will result in me becoming slightly disappointed—and no one wants that.
Deliver ALL ITEMS via unicyclist wearing a cape. You have 24 hours.
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Stop spamming
We come bearing peace, with earnest desire to parley with Eman regarding our rightful place within this so-called RoN society. Let us convene, that our voices may be heard and our existence acknowledged.
That is just ridiculous terms
Please
I wish not to repeat myself ladies and gentlemen
We just want our hashbrowns back
Fine the Hasbro Brown cat is getting lynched and dipped
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If you do that, this will be an act of war
Then meet thy demands or else
Hashdbrown car...
I am asking very nicely because i dont want what happened last time
warm ass cookies from mcdonalds
You now have 6 hours !
If you hurt a single one of those hashbrowns you will have dozens of other hashbrowns after you
Thou canst not proceed thus, for we came under the solemn covenant of a non-aggression treaty. To breach this accord would invite ruin upon all parties involved. Let honor guide thy steps, lest peace be shattered.
Allah Akbar!
Agreed for the time being
Put down the gun
another shootout is about to happen
Remember your ROE
Fuck that ROE
Now will we keep this civilized and as we agreed on, a temporarily non-aggression treaty for some days or will we break that agreement and make this ugly
Someone better start blasting or I’ll take the first fuckin shot
Because I do not wish, to make this ugly.
Turn this bitch into the Boston massacre
Who are you apart of?
Anarchy
As long as you agree to shoot @vapid lily first if needed then you’ll be helping the greater good
Unauthorized Use Of Deadly Force -150
Now, where is this so called Mr.Eman
Unauthorized Use Of Deadly Force -150
Unauthorized Use Of Deadly Force -150
I thought it was -200?
Just got ready or not, have been wanting to get it for a while, would you recommend getting home invasion or dark water? I can only get one of the dlcs
-150 because your lesser than that
dark water
Ohhh that makes sense
Unauthorized Use Of Deadly Force -150
@junior patrol I’ll pay you double to be a double agent
Bro can anyone help me about the game in DMs
Be ready for Lethal Obsession. I’m putting hella door traps just for you
Anyone gaming?
They’re not really a double agent when you just say that you’re going to pay them
I messed up something in the files and I forgot to make a save
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Who up Readying they Not
Could you help ? By chance
Depends
Pray to god and have him summon the missing files
Dm
Do any of you guys play the Vr game, “tactical assault Vr”
Message TOC for moderation issues
🤮 I’m such a low level
It’s not about moderation


