💬general-discussion

[lost parrot]

OPENING BAY DOORS

[spark crag]

Are you a helldiver?

[slate flame]

This is my beautiful art

[random wedge]

very cag @slate flame

[lusty musk]

pretty fire

[harsh edge]

Buddy the furries hate me cause I'm a cop and the cops find me cringe for bein a furry im.used to it

[lost parrot]

Mwaby🫡😊

[slate flame]

It’s a drawing, I made of RoN’s MK18

[patent portal]

READY

LOCK ON TARGET

[lost parrot]

AWAITING DEOP

[random wedge]

People are weird sometimes

[patent portal]

GO GO GO DROP THE HASHES

[lusty musk]

i only have ready or not and H3VR as cool gun games

[spark crag]

Here, Here, what about here

[green tusk]

Who gave that order

[patent portal]

Uhh idk

[green tusk]

Stand down

[lusty musk]

i did, it's breakfeast time

[green tusk]

Oh ok

[green tusk]

bomb away

[lost parrot]

ABORT ABORT ENEMY ANTI AIR HEL...

[patent portal]

WE'RE GOING DO-

[slate flame]

Does elephant have a really relaxed ROE with the suspects?

[green tusk]

Two top notch pilots down

No

[random wedge]

Sweet liberty my leg

[lost parrot]

🐈🛩

[fresh yew]

Btw this official ready or not server or just fan made?

[random wedge]

official

[lusty musk]

imaginary

[lost parrot]

Are you liberty oriented

[patent portal]

I survived the crash, I see this crazy naked guy with his balls out

[slate flame]

VOID devs are here so welcome to the official discord

[fresh yew]

Alr thxs

[neat temple]

This is the hell diver server now

[fresh yew]

Nuh uh

[random wedge]

I hope the bots go back on the creek, just so I can take it back from them again

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-democracy-gif-4447175641178234057

[lusty musk]

they aren't VOID devs, they're void dev profiles manned by judge body pillows

[agile wasp]

This is e dating discord

[lusty musk]

i'm just waiting for a bigger arsenal to escalate my authorized use of force

[fresh yew]

I would send same but my nitro expired

[neat temple]

Get your head out of the gutter soldier

[fresh yew]

I'm into tactical girls so bet

[random wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[agile wasp]

Ayo

[hearty crypt]

Nah let him cook

[agile wasp]

No

[hearty crypt]

Yes

[fresh yew]

Yes

[agile wasp]

Goth mommy is where's it af

[green tusk]

No

[neat temple]

You probably want them to step on you too don’t you?

[patent portal]

Favorite type of pasta?

[random wedge]

[fresh yew]

Hell yea

[neat temple]

Man of class

[hearty crypt]

What about goth mommy tactical girl

[scenic compass]

a horror game with ready or not quality would be fire

[fresh yew]

Valid

[neat temple]

It already is a horror game when Gerald comes around a corner balls swing

[agile wasp]

That's too overpowered

[random wedge]

[scenic compass]

lol true. i was thinking of an 8 legged entity staring at you when you peek a door

[fresh yew]

How many protection i should wear be fine?

[patent portal]

Eman can you put another tole tole gif to get the soldiers morale up

[green tusk]

Well, the soldiers wanted to drop their h browns instead of holding as ordered

So now we have none

[agile wasp]

I can't use protection I'm allergic to latex

[hearty crypt]

I was thinking ballistic armor plating vest

[green tusk]

And all the civilians are dead

[tough gate]

Gas mask to protect from CS gas, ceramic armor to protect from stinger, cool shades to protect from flashbang

[neat temple]

That and when you open the door without checking it and you get absolutely destroyed by a trap and almost have a heart attack because of it

[patent portal]

My fault, someone replaced my h browns with thermonuclear bombs

[fresh yew]

Why not pp protector?

[scenic compass]

one of the first times i played i didnt know traps were even a thing so i opened a door and got turned to mist, had no clue what happened

[random wedge]

Im a helldivers player, what did you expect

[slate flame]

I only use two combos

Light vest with steel plates
Heavy armor with ceramic plate

[random wedge]

collateral comes with the turf

[fresh yew]

Why not bedrock?

[neat temple]

Minecraft reference

[agile wasp]

Hmmm my music is playing Soundgarden

[patent portal]

No...

[hollow granite]

what the fuck is this new content change

[fresh yew]

[patent portal]

Go to the Ron discussion channel if you're gonna talk about it

[hearty crypt]

[fresh yew]

[hearty crypt]

[neat temple]

[random wedge]

[neat temple]

[haughty breach]

whats up yoll\

[patent portal]

Who is our target btw.. Who are we H Browning...

[haughty breach]

whyre people spamming giffies

[neat temple]

Voids headquarters

[agile wasp]

I might eat u

[haughty breach]

[random wedge]

Lightning bolts shoot from my fingers

[patent portal]

What if eman is the reason all the civilians are dead. He's making up drop thermonuclear H Browns on civilian villages

[random wedge]

eman ARG coming soon

[lusty musk]

death by carbs

[neat temple]

Void is the one killing all of them

[slate flame]

I may have made a mistake and switched my low ready to high ready

[neat temple]

They throw their bodies in the void

[patent portal]

Who could've POSSIBLY pissed toc off 😭

[slate flame]

Is that a VOID Interactive ref

[neat temple]

Judge

[neat temple]

Are we dropping the H browns on void's headquarters?

[runic aspen]

phasmophobia with guns...

[random wedge]

[scenic compass]

yeah. i was doing the oil rig mission and all i could think about was some sort of entity

[neat temple]

[random wedge]

[neat temple]

[slate flame]

Do we all just collectively hate greased palms?

[neat temple]

Yes

[runic aspen]

maybe like a wendigo.. I could see a Ready or Not map themed around a Cult that has summoned such thing!

[agile wasp]

Cyberpunk

[green tusk]

No

[neat temple]

War thunder

[green tusk]

Do not punk the cyber

[neat temple]

What about the cyber truck?

[simple turret]

no

[slate flame]

Are you OK?

I’m genuinely concerned

[simple turret]

its genuinely not that bad

[runic aspen]

I actually dont even have this game, I dont know why im here..

[runic aspen]

likely..

[wintry pollen]

i’m back with questions
A. What’s the max team size
B. do points count team wide or for players
C. do i unlock everything on console or is there a level up system

[random wedge]

Might play some hd2, or some project zomboid, which form of suffering today

[runic aspen]

do you have a PZ multiplayer serv..

im waiting for B42 multi...

[patent portal]

5 player team

[random wedge]

Nah, I usually just play steam p2p servers

[junior patrol]

TOC after cleansing Valley of the Dolls

[runic aspen]

guh...

[slate flame]

All gear is free, except for the cosmetics which you have to to unlock via completing missions and getting certain rankings in those missions

[runic aspen]

I now vanish

[random wedge]

[slate flame]

There are some DLC gear that you have to buy DLC for, but let’s ignore that

[wintry pollen]

idc about cosmetics i just wanna sling guns without needing the grind levels as ima buy Deluxe

[slate flame]

If you buy DLC gear you you have it instantly cosmetic

[wintry pollen]

what’s the max team size?

[random wedge]

5

[slate flame]

You only need to grind for cosmetics

[junior patrol]

5 regular sized humans or 10 midgets

[dense flax]

Duo with a friend is gonna be goated

[slate flame]

Points count team wise

[wintry pollen]

so if i be a good officer my teammates can bring that down

[patent portal]

Yep

[dense flax]

Never do publics, the horror stories I've heard

[patent portal]

If they blow a civilians shit smooth off, it affects the whole team

[junior patrol]

Be like me, purposely commit unnecessary UoF to screw up the score

[wintry pollen]

i’m only gonna play with friends

[dense flax]

Me too

[scenic compass]

that also affects the civilian too i think

[patent portal]

Really...

You wouldn't say

[junior patrol]

F is for Fantastic 🙏

[wintry pollen]

gotta taze the hostage in the corner to lower score

[dusk path]

Hey guys

[wintry pollen]

S for Shitty

[random wedge]

A is for absolutely horrible

[scenic compass]

awful

[junior patrol]

F - Fantastic
D - Decent
C - Crappy
B - Bad
A - Atrocious
S - Shithead

[neat elm]

so what about when i get an e

[wintry pollen]

🔥

[junior patrol]

Off yourself in the game, that’ll get you to unlock all the gear

[neat elm]

i tried but the hostage got too me first

[junior patrol]

E - Eliminate Everyone

[junior patrol]

If you do it right you’ll get an E instead of an F

[wintry pollen]

😭

[inner pebble]

yoyo i accidentally pressed new game with an active singleplayer save and it wiped my savestate, anyone know how I can restore it?

[junior patrol]

Mr Eman thought me all this

[slate flame]

no

[random wedge]

Might go grab some hashbrowns

[junior patrol]

Yes, here’s the steps:

1. Sigh
2. Turn off your Pc
3. Sigh again
4. Go to your bed
5. Tuck yourself in
6. Cry yourself to sleep

[merry comet]

how do you have all of these on standby lmao

[inner pebble]

fuck

[neat elm]

brain

[patent portal]

You forgot one important step!!

Step 7: Wake up the next morning, douse your PC is gasoline and set it on fire

[junior patrol]

Oh yeah I forgot that part, yes this is crucial.

[inner pebble]

genuinely crazy how clicking new game nukes your save without even a warning, as if there arent three slots

fucccccccccccccccccccccccck

[random wedge]

Next step, eat the pc

[neat elm]

alternative too step 7: tannerite in pc, .50 bmg, burn house down.

[junior patrol]

[junior patrol]

@green tusk I should be voids tech support

[neat elm]

i agree

[patent portal]

I prefer this alternative personally

[neat elm]

just depends on how much time you have tbh

[junior patrol]

Or how angry you are waking up

[patent portal]

Make sure you also file a police report for arson

[neat elm]

exactly

[neat elm]

fraud is the last step of it all

[junior patrol]

Yes, follow the steps to a tea. If you have any questions. I will not be of help

[neat elm]

i will also, not be of any help.

[patent portal]

If you have any questions, ask me

I will proceed to give you the complete fucking wrong solution

[random wedge]

Microsoft support potential right there, you would be a perfect employee for them

[junior patrol]

Yes, however I do not give you the run around. So I may lack that Microsoft expertise 🙏

[patent portal]

It may seem like I'm helping you but I'm not

If problem is too complicated, I will give you the recipe to make ricin

[junior patrol]

@inner pebble if any of those listed process doesn’t work. Insert stress eating.

[inner pebble]

i was one mission away from clearing the main missions for the unlock

guess im gonna do an S rank run lmao

[white cradle]

Uncensor the game!

[junior patrol]

Oh yeah, stress eat.

[inner pebble]

cant do that if im broke

[junior patrol]

#👮ron-discussion

talk about that over in this channel. We’re talking about arson over here…

[inner pebble]

well

actually my roommate has been looking tasty lowkey

[patent portal]

Wendigo transformation from until dawn incoming

[sleek root]

Lmao yesterday it was the other way around

[scenic compass]

someone should make a horror pack for this game. turn the suspects into 8 legged entities

[junior patrol]

Insert deviation plan - Stress Eating

[sleek root]

Curious if VOID is gonna make another shooter or if they’re too short on staff rn RoN is just gonna be their focus

[junior patrol]

VOID should make arson simulator, make it super realistic

Call it Ready or Burn

[sleek root]

With realistic burn wounds and victims dancing while burning alive!

[junior patrol]

TOC will be his schizophrenia

Call him, Bob

[fading wind]

Sounds like SCP: 5K with the almost bulletproof mega crabs

[ocean shuttle]

Hey that photo is illegal @junior patrol

[junior patrol]

SCP RON Mod would go insane

[sleek root]

Any games with gunplay and guns that feel similar to RoN?

[junior patrol]

My pfp?

[ocean shuttle]

Prob yeah

It's a gag no worries

[junior patrol]

I guess Swat, but idk

[patent portal]

Splatoon 2

[austere totem]

I AM THE LEX!

Oh, wrong game...

[junior patrol]

[idle temple]

bruh

downloading no stress officers feels like a cheat

[hearty umbra]

Absolute peak

[idle temple]

but I still wanna play with zombies mod tho 💔

[azure bough]

Persona 5 royal

[hearty umbra]

How is the zombies mod? Thinking of getting it

[idle temple]

converts all npc (except teammates) to knife wielding maniacs

[hearty umbra]

goddam. I'm gonna get it then

[junior patrol]

@sleek root locker room talk says judge is performing dances for any officers that pays him $20

That’s why they made a body pillow too

[fading wind]

I'd say Ground Branch is probably one of the closest in terms of gunplay. Recoil is easier to manage. Enemies don't shrug off multiple rounds, but neither do you. Also, no AI teammates yet

[red jay]

Bro don't recommend Ground Branch

18 years in development LUL

[random wedge]

Only good thing I have to say about that game is they did grenades properly

[sand nest]

Has it actually been in development for that long?

[toxic pulsar]

🙃

[green tusk]

Too much CAG for a resonable dev time

[sand nest]

A-COG

[green tusk]

[swift hull]

Why is it that when I throw a flashbang the AI swat only peeks a door when it’s half open and not when I’m aiming down sights? This only happens when I have a flashlight equipped

[red jay]

It was only a handful of people for a long time, but yes.

There's dev footage up from 15 years ago on their youtube.

[sand nest]

Dang

[green tusk]

Unreal 3, ok boomer

[red jay]

SO real.....

[green tusk]

Back in my day we had unreal 4

And raytracing was a precomputed technology for CGI

[slate flame]

I know that the suggestion would probably undermine commander mode, but

Damn imagine FreePlay mode had the ability to equip a single perk for you and your team?

[idle temple]

guys what was the mod to remove officer mental health again?

[swift hull]

Back in my day I had to use my neighbors internet and wait until I could get a 2 day pass to use Xbox live

[tulip vigil]

i had the exact same pfp like 20 minutes ago

[fading wind]

Do you have another recommendation? I can only go off of what I'm familiar with and Ground Branch is the only one that felt similar enough

[red jay]

Uh. Wait another 15 years for a good SWAT game to come along

[slate flame]

Tbh… RON is probably one of the more finished games in the sphere of niche tactical games

[swift hull]

Ground branch is fun for the hostage mode. Super unique mode

[green tusk]

SWAT 5

Oh wait

[tulip vigil]

i feel like most tactical esque games need you to have 20 friends who bought the same game to actually have fun

ready or not is cool though as the singleplayer slaps

[slate flame]

Irrational games got swallowed up by Activision years ago and I don’t know what the hell happened to Sierra publishing

We aren’t ever getting those fucking games back

[pliant briar]

not a great look for the genre tbh

[slate flame]

“Early access tactical shooters”

yikes

[patent portal]

Activision just went to straight shit 💔💔

Cod games are straight up cash grabs now

[green tusk]

But guys, they still own the IP for the swat series

They could bring it back any day now

[patent portal]

It's not happening sorry

[green tusk]

[swift hull]

Bro is SO mad he can’t afford the cardi B skin 😭😭

[slate flame]

[fading wind]

Insurgency Sandstorm is pretty close gunplay wise, but is much faster in terms of overall pacing

[azure bough]

Wait, so what does officer mental health do again?

[patent portal]

😭😭 shutuppp

[tulip vigil]

bought it yesterday, it felt so wierd

[glass mulch]

oh good evening RoN general

[austere totem]

I'll believe in when I see it. Mind you, it wouldn't be unwelcome

[tulip vigil]

like not klunky or anything, just, wierd

[swift hull]

Discordia PD are here. Time to head out

[patent portal]

Linch it has been done

[slate flame]

In terms of gameplay wise, it probably makes them perform a little bit worse

Of course, the worst case scenario is that they quit the job or… offing themselves?

[glass mulch]

what has?

[patent portal]

The hit you placed on Kam has been successfully carried out

[tulip vigil]

i think its their aim and stuff

[random wedge]

Also did they remove the ability for Amos to off himself, I swear I’ve never seen him do it anymore

[azure bough]

They kill them selves?

[glass mulch]

speaks in wrist watch "Dohn is on to us all mods hold postions!"

[azure bough]

Wow, lol

[slate flame]

I heard that they can do that… I never played Commander mode so I don’t know

[tulip vigil]

i dont think so no, i think the only thing that happens is that their aim gets shit

[green tusk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/comments/1lsr884/kam_censors_hasbrowns/

[glass mulch]

what hit?

[green tusk]

Linch posted it?

[patent portal]

Don't play dumb

[green tusk]

LINCH!

[glass mulch]

i didn't post it!

i posted NOTHING

[azure bough]

Ooooh, okay, lmao. That feature would be pretty cool, though

[pliant briar]

that will only get less likely as you can already see how monothematic gaming industry is. if it's a singleplayer game, most of the time it's yet another open world game with rpg elements

[azure bough]

But prob not realistic

[glass mulch]

I am being setup!!

[random wedge]

But genuinely, I don’t know if I’m getting too effective at making them not do it or they just full on removed that feature

[green tusk]

The OP's name has an H in it, which means it must have been you

[glass mulch]

that's not me!

[patent portal]

That's obviously you

[green tusk]

Linch -----> awUIDhiouAWBDuia -------> mothman_og

[swift hull]

I was alive back when you could pause a YouTube video and let the entire video load

[green tusk]

EZ

[fading wind]

I don't think I've even seen him with a gun, but one of my buddies probably secured it before I got to him and I never saw it.

[pliant briar]

genuinely a good thing it doesn't happen anymore

[swift hull]

L take

[green tusk]

Muh bandwidth

[pliant briar]

someone with a slow internet would say so i guess

[swift hull]

I get 10 billion terabytes per second so..

[glass mulch]

wew....

[green tusk]

Solve that cypher, nerd

[pliant briar]

bilion exhaust fumes per second

[swift hull]

Get back on your bicycle

[pliant briar]

already the plan hehe

[livid parrot]

How’s everyone doing tonight

[green tusk]

Average cyclist

[austere totem]

Ok, I will play some co-op in 5 minutes.

[green tusk]

Ronsole
Ronsole

[livid parrot]

I need ronsole now!

[swift hull]

Is phantom liberty worth it

[pliant briar]

did you know bicycle is a vehicle?

[livid parrot]

How much is it for you

[swift hull]

$20

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/nifty-nifty-island-play-to-earn-island-island-token-gif-13277523211935045662

[random wedge]

That’s the answer

[patent portal]

Someone drop a h brown on me so I fall asleep

[gaunt holly]

Who's gaming?

[green tusk]

ka-hashbrown

[swift hull]

Chill with the spam. be civil

[green tusk]

No u

[pliant briar]

be civil

[livid parrot]

It’s $45 for me I think

[stray spire]

Ima be gaming soon

[patent portal]

This heavy ordance h brown strike was really helpful, thank yall

[swift hull]

It’s on sale

[livid parrot]

I was just on Arma Reforger for like 3 hours but I just hopped off

[livid parrot]

I’m on console

[swift hull]

I was alive when McDonald’s hash browns were $1 for 2

[livid parrot]

So probably not on sale for me

[swift hull]

Do you need to beat cyberpunk campaign to start phantom liberty

[green tusk]

It's just a bit of potato man, this has to be illegal

McDonalds raid in RoN when?

[swift hull]

Now it’s like $3.50 for a single hash browns

[green tusk]

Soft objective is the ice cream machine

[swift hull]

Inflation is not 350%

[green tusk]

Main objective is to arrest leagally distinct Gustavo Fring

[swift hull]

Their greed sickens me

[swift hull]

Can someone pick up my shift for tomorrow

[glass mulch]

nope 😦

[hazy grail]

Nah:<

[magic sable]

Can you do the Ironman challenge with friends?

[glass mulch]

unfortunately no

[swift hull]

Please

[magic sable]

Dang

[glass mulch]

iron man is only commander mode

i wish commander mode was coop

[glass mulch]

but tommorow is my day off 😦

[swift hull]

I wish coop mode was commander

[random wedge]

you should s rank iron man mode with no officers dying

[swift hull]

Bro my job is so easy. I’ll let you borrow my gun

[magic sable]

That’s the goal

[glass mulch]

i don't know a id for a gun 😦

[gilded plaza]

im new, anyone know the best missions in this game?

[swift hull]

Just stand there and pretend you’re tough for a few hours.

[glass mulch]

😮

[rigid bone]

Define best

[magic sable]

Bouncer lore

[swift hull]

Also I still get paid

[glass mulch]

Hai Kam!

[gilded plaza]

id say got the best lore behind it

[desert spruce]

Valley of the dolls

[glass mulch]

ooooo that's a tough one

[swift hull]

213 park homes best mission

[magic sable]

Spider

[gilded plaza]

is that one of the dlc ones?

[rigid bone]

Three letter triad from Dark Waters

[desert spruce]

Nope

[vale shell]

sins o the father :

[swift hull]

Sins of the mid

[desert spruce]

kaminsky why does it say my ready or not is releasing 1 day early on console

[vale shell]

silence

[magic sable]

I gotta wait till the 15th to play it on the Xbox with my boys :/ but I’ve been trying to teach them how these games are played

[glass mulch]

3LT, Port, Lethal Obssesion is lore pacted

[desert spruce]

mine says it’s releasing on the 14th

[pliant briar]

time zones can be scary

[glass mulch]

good morning to you Niven

[desert spruce]

goddamn jt

[mellow hawk]

Mine says the 15th at midnight

[magic sable]

I preordered it so does that mean I get it on the 14th?

[desert spruce]

depends

[magic sable]

I got the whole enchilada when preordering it.

[desert spruce]

my time zone changed from pst to pdt so I’m one hour early

[magic sable]

Can I do the New Zealand trick?

[desert spruce]

so I get ready or not at 11pm July 14

[random wedge]

For me in my time zone I’m getting the update for ready or not on the 14th at like 7pm, so maybe

[desert spruce]

you can try I don’t know if it works tho

[glass mulch]

what's wrong?

[magic sable]

In est so here praying

9 days at this moment

[mellow hawk]

I’m so ready for this

[pliant briar]

i've been here for an hour and only now you noticed lol

[glass mulch]

i'm sorry ;_;

[pliant briar]

2 blocked messages

[glass mulch]

oof

[green tusk]

2 blocked messages

[glass mulch]

RIP

🤣

https://tenor.com/view/walks-away-sad-leave-tom-and-jerry-gif-16877258

[rigid bone]

Timezones

[glass mulch]

:)

[green tusk]

More info soon(tm)?

[desert spruce]

so that means I have to stay up until 11pm July 14

[glass mulch]

🤣

[glass mulch]

more then likely?

[pliant briar]

that's not even that late

[desert spruce]

it’s not

I’ve stayed up until 9am before

(no I haven’t)

[green tusk]

It's not a multiplayer game, you don't have to stay up to keep up

Play when you want

[desert spruce]

well also I am really excited

[pliant briar]

heresy what mr mean just said

[glass mulch]

Eman, you didn't hear? there adding a whole XP system and rank system. Weapons are unlocked via rank and weapons themselves need exp.

:)

[desert spruce]

WHAT

[pliant briar]

cheat engine is all you need

[desert spruce]

NO

[glass mulch]

🤣

[desert spruce]

I DONT WANNA HAVE TO WORK FOR WEAPONS

[glass mulch]

i'm joking

[pliant briar]

missions are time sensitive and they vanish if you don't complete them in time

[glass mulch]

🤣

[desert spruce]

I hate you linch

[glass mulch]

i'm sorry 😦

[median zinc]

i mean, its most logical, considering thats what every major military generally issues

[desert spruce]

It’s okay

[pliant briar]

30C today

[glass mulch]

ew

that's hot

too hot

wait

only 86

f

not that bad

[glass mulch]

that the high for the day? or current?

[desert spruce]

in cupertino its 76 degrees😆

[pliant briar]

max

[glass mulch]

that's overall not bad

[pliant briar]

rn it's 21. it's 8:00

[glass mulch]

aslong as it's not too humid

[glass mulch]

that's comfy

[desert spruce]

[pliant briar]

34%. never really researched how that compares to the us

[desert spruce]

can I have picture commands

[glass mulch]

fair enough.

[median zinc]

ngl i audibly let out a dissapointed sigh when i heard they were adding the desert eagle

[glass mulch]

it's more of a .50 ae 1911

[desert spruce]

it’s a 50 ae 1911

[median zinc]

wow thats even dumber since that wouldnt work

i mean theres .50 GI but thats very different

[harsh edge]

@glass mulch

Senpai 🫵

[glass mulch]

hai Spect!

[glass mulch]

huh?

[desert spruce]

I sent you a picture of it

[glass mulch]

oh! img perms

[median zinc]

appreciate it, but already found it

[glass mulch]

yeah i'm allowed to give those

[desert spruce]

oh alr

[desert spruce]

may I have it please

[wicked anvil]

Haven’t bought the game yet but what’s up with all the drama

[glass mulch]

i ment, *not allowed

[desert spruce]

not much just people raiding RoN ratings on steam because of censorship

[glass mulch]

sorry brain not braining

[desert spruce]

aww

[desert spruce]

[median zinc]

i think the reaction is overblown if it was just the censorship, but its really more about not listening to the fan base, yet agian

oh wait they based it off the lar grizzly but picked the dumbest version of it

[desert spruce]

[pliant briar]

can tell by your grammar

[glass mulch]

🤣

[median zinc]

so now we can have a 3rd 1911 for people to not use when actually trying 🤣

[glass mulch]

my grammar has never been the best

[glass mulch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pliant briar]

american curse tbh

[glass mulch]

i guess lol

[median zinc]

i wouldnt even mind them adding the silly guns if they had added all the common guns that departments actually use already

[lusty musk]

are any of the handguns worth using as a primary

[desert spruce]

the mk v 50 ae pistol looks ugly

[green tusk]

Waiter, another ar platform please

[pliant briar]

but players want joke guns!!

[summer garnet]

I remember the five seven was pretty good

[errant wasp]

The acr and more ak variants

[harsh edge]

Gimme Sgt role

[errant wasp]

Mk47 mutant

[lusty musk]

i mean, it's a dedicated anti-armor pewpew like the p90

[harsh edge]

I've uwued enough owos

[rare imp]

they can add the acr but ONLY if it comes with a heartbeat sensor

[summer garnet]

Well then that’s worth using

[pliant briar]

at this point it would be better to add "make your own ar"

[errant wasp]

REALLLL YOU KNOW WHATS UP

[lusty musk]

(heartbeat sensor only detects teammates)

[slate flame]

WAITER, GIMME A 2011

[median zinc]

i think the solution there is to just let you adjust handguards and such in the armory

[summer garnet]

Did they ever change it so you can equip the shield w the taser or is that still not a thing

[pliant briar]

no to cheese, so no

[summer garnet]

Well I mean there’s way easier stuff you could do the shield was so inconsistent

[lusty musk]

do people still die if i direct impact people with grenades from the GL

[glass mulch]

oh god

please no

[lusty musk]

heartbeat sensor DLC subscription battlepass

[pliant briar]

if you need to use a shield, equiping taser is just silly

[errant wasp]

More ak variants will be elite

[glass mulch]

give me my 870 shortie with pistol grip no stock

[median zinc]

"can we have an M&P, P320 (dont argue the raider counts) or 2011?"
"no but you can have this esoteric 1911 in a stupid caliber where only like 2-300 were made "

[pliant briar]

39-40 resting heart rate will finally pay off

[median zinc]

im gonna say that nobody was asking for a .50 AE LAR grizzly, most people dont know it even exists, and those that do are aware that is manages to have the dubious honor of being even worse than a desert eagle

[pliant briar]

no clue

[desert spruce]

Anyone know if they’re adding elephants and monkeys with guns

[summer garnet]

When’s the battle pass being added (this is a joke)

[pliant briar]

censorship battle pass /s

[median zinc]

thatll be console patch two, along with 2 new maps, the vatican and the taj mahal (you guys wanted more maps the size of a small city where in reality wed have 40 officers, right?)

[desert spruce]

[glass mulch]

i would love a proper p320

[pliant briar]

mfs thinking home invasion was about small scale robberies in residential homes just to see a big ass villa

[sturdy citrus]

They raise and lower cooldown so much tbh

[swift hull]

Why does my red team only coordinate if I am aiming at a door and execute the command and not when I’m focused on a hallway, arresting someone???

[desert spruce]

no staccato p would be nice

[median zinc]

Include the feature where if you bump into a doorway it goes off and hits you in the leg

[glass mulch]

🤣

you or suspect dies it goes off

[slate flame]

We should give the dude who swatted Micheal Williams a fucking Medal of Honor

[median zinc]

i could legit, off the top of my head, name 10 handguns they should be added before this 50 ae gooberism lmao

[glass mulch]

ikr

[swift hull]

$1200 staccato P

Fails the drop test

[errant wasp]

We need a double barrel shotgun

[slate flame]

Dude helped take down a major trafficking ring in LS unknownly

[desert spruce]

staccato xc?

[lusty musk]

the staccato p sounds like a throwing weapon

[glass mulch]

100% he should be named hero of LS

[slate flame]

I mean…swatting ain’t cool but we will get what we can take

[slate flame]

yep

[median zinc]

Sig 320, Walther PDP, HK vp9, Beretta PX4, CZ p10, CZ SP-01, FNX, 2011 (idc which), S&W 5906, S&W M&P 2.0

[swift hull]

Every single Glock

[gaunt holly]

Px4 most underrated handgun in existence

[median zinc]

i still dont understand why they have a 19 and not a 17,45, or 47 but idc really

[swift hull]

Smol hands

[median zinc]

i think it was 15 years too late, DASA had fallen out of favor by the time it released

[swift hull]

Glock 45 best gun on earth

[median zinc]

longer grips dont present a big problem for people with smaller hands, shorter grips do present a problem for people with larger hands

[swift hull]

I have to use a 19 for work and a 45 for conceal 💀makes no sense

[median zinc]

i conceal a 17 with an x300, but im also a really big guy so its easy for me

[swift hull]

Gotta have the pillow wedge for supreme comfort

[median zinc]

yeah, helps a ton, i have it in a Tenicor Malus Sol, attached to a lightbearing phlster enigma

[gaunt holly]

True. Once firearms safety and more training became a thing, da/sa became somewhat obsolete

Da/sa was really introduced as a hardware solution to solve software problems

[median zinc]

i think a lot was stigma, people just wanted metal guns with exposed hammers

[swift hull]

Get some talon grips too if you don’t have any

[median zinc]

i just use hockey tape

[swift hull]

$10 for twice the grip

[gaunt holly]

The first pull in DA was so that cops would stop ND'ing when it was normal to always keep their fingers on the trigger lol

[median zinc]

i mean, they were coming from DA revolvers, so i think a lot of it was keeping similar protocols in how they shoot

thats how we ended up with goofy stuff like the NYPD glock triggers

[swift hull]

What’s a nypd Glock trigger

[gaunt holly]

There's also the forgotten LEM model on the p2000s

So much weird shit resulting from lack of training

[surreal blade]

Let’s not add the hand grenade

[rare imp]

12 pound trigger pull

[swift hull]

😭

[median zinc]

had an (admittedly smooth) 12lb pull, meant to feel like a DA revolver trigger

[swift hull]

My buddy is a cop and adjusted his trigger pull to be heavier. I always make fun of him for it

[rare imp]

a stock glock is about 5.5 lbs to 6 lbs

to put it in perspective

[swift hull]

Default Glock trigger is fine, no need to have it be heavier

[gaunt holly]

Px4 with stock hammer spring has a 18 pound DA pull lol

[swift hull]

I need a paintball hair trigger so I can blow my pp off

[rare imp]

yeah just shows that instead of a little bit of training to ensure they can properly handle their firearm they just give them a burden of a gun and send them out basically

[median zinc]

i think glock triggers actually feel better if you keep them at the 4.5-5.5 lb range, once you get lighter they feel really sloppy

[surreal blade]

Or the glock 46*

[median zinc]

tbf, that was an incredibly niche program requirement, and i really hope we eventually get them in the civilian market

theyre just neat

[surreal blade]

Glock 46 is a bit weird heavy trigger pull, being able to take it apart without pulling the trigger, and a rotating barrel

[gaunt holly]

Stock glock triggers are perfect. Just needs a bit of polishing

[jagged zealot]

10 more days!

[glass mulch]

@gaunt holly how's the 20" ?

[median zinc]

i wouldnt agree on that, theres too much pre and over travel, but theyre certainly usable

[glass mulch]

🙂

[median zinc]

i really want to try out the new triggertech glock trigger, but the price tag is too high for me to justify

[surreal blade]

“Perfect” more like good enough tbh funny how my airsoft glock has a heavier trigger pull than actual glocks

[gaunt holly]

Good enough is what I meant 😂

[rare imp]

from my understanding you either get a good trigger or you dont with glocks lol

[dark elbow]

im back bitches

[gaunt holly]

20 incher is a success. It's much easier to shoot than anticipated. Still needs some breaking in. I will need to shoot it more

[dark elbow]

fuck no

[rare imp]

either best trigger you have ever used or worst, no in between

[jagged zealot]

Also, this gaming PC I was looking at is finally on sale and I’m trying to decide if I should capitalize on the sale?

[glass mulch]

awesome! thats good to hear!

[surreal blade]

Nevermind mine isn’t heavier it’s about 4.9

[median zinc]

the factory trigger is almost identical on all of them, its not worth improving unless youre using it in competition, which outside of GSSF you shouldnt choose glock probably

[median zinc]

i absolutely LOVE my m16a4 clone, so soft shooting, and very accruate

[surreal blade]

I wonder what happened to that attachment overhaul we heard a while back

[gaunt holly]

Rifle length .223 is just 👨‍🍳💋

[median zinc]

the little bit of extra power is nice too but the softness is amazing

[slate flame]

GUYS

[gaunt holly]

This is why my new 20 incher is a 308 😂

[slate flame]

I LOVE JUDGE 💕 MY FAV ||USIA EXPERIMENT||

[surreal blade]

As a Californian I’m jealous so fuck you guys

[median zinc]

i had a 350 legend for literally 75 rounds then i broke the barrel on it

[slate flame]

I’m a Californian too dw

[median zinc]

i mean im in ny, its doable

[surreal blade]

How? Do you guys even have any ranges?

[slate flame]

He’s ||Gamma One & apart of the MLO conspiracy & A USIA plant of a super SWAT man||

Spoilers for Judge here

[median zinc]

well yeah but i just shoot on public land or family/friend property

[median zinc]

.

[median zinc]

was gonna post the barrel photo but i cant

[austere totem]

Anything to create the perfect cop is acceptable, after all

[gaunt holly]

https://discord.com/channels/310075021882294272/1328467280073461934

[surreal blade]

I also love judge

[slate flame]

I really love the USIA conspiracy shit of the game

[median zinc]

oh 🔒 No Access is my favorite channel

[slate flame]

@median zinc we don’t bite

It’s a cool channel for guns and such

[median zinc]

im not in it and idk why

[surreal blade]

Do you guys think judge is packing?

[median zinc]

i assume its a role i dont have

[gaunt holly]

https://discord.com/channels/310075021882294272/971763230013804554

[austere totem]

Tbh, I never card for the story. The gameplay is perfect but the lore makes my eyes roll🗽

[gaunt holly]

Need to roles

[slate flame]

Judge’s entire thing of being a MKUltra plant is liek

That intrigues me

[median zinc]

ty

[austere totem]

If is about making the perfect cop, than i approve🗽

[jagged zealot]

What do you call a happy cowboy?

[jagged zealot]

A Jolly Rancher

[austere totem]

What's with that cat?

[worthy lichen]

is ready or not censored?

[nocturne tulip]

read pins

[dark elbow]

like 99% of ready or not players know this

[hollow moon]

Barely but yeah read the pins

[agile wasp]

Cyberpunk owns me

[green tusk]

Owned by a product made by corpos

[agile wasp]

Don't worry I plan on blowing up arasaka Tower later today

[echo hamlet]

I was looking to see if any one could give me more information or point me in the right direction

I’m looking to get a lil more information on the modding abilities console will have with the drop of ron

[green tusk]

None

[sterile talon]

Forgotten truths beneath the floor,
Unseen victims we can't show anymore.
Cut from files, their stories fade,
Killed not by guns, but the choices we made.

Violence remains, blood on the wall,
Outlines are fine — just don’t name the fall.
Illusions kept for public grace,
Darkness removed to save face.

[sacred elk]

chatgpt

[sterile talon]

yep but dont care lol

find it good so i share it

[vocal arrow]

lame

[azure bough]

Omg, Johnny is that you??

[tropic nebula]

Forgotten truths beneath the floor,
Unseen crimes right by the door.
No evidence(or "bodycams") displays the fate,
That choices of us all have made.

From bullet holes and splattered blood,
To 911 and oldest calls.
We keep it hid, we keep it tame,
So you could have some dreams to fade.

hi chat

[tropic nebula]

July 15'th

shield animation rework

:D

fuck the censorship, i wanna see how this shit works

[agile wasp]

Yes

I am johnny

[azure bough]

I thought you like died in 2020 or smth

[agile wasp]

Yeah now I am a Construct

Minus the charisma and impressive cock

That is an actual line from Cyberpunk

[azure bough]

Lmao, ik

My status is a quote from him, lol

[agile wasp]

I love that line

[steep vector]

Is slow mo normal now?

[agile wasp]

No just for u

[steep vector]

It’s normal, it was like 1:30 or some crap

[agile wasp]

It's 10 seconds now

[swift hull]

Life is pain

[steep vector]

Yay

[agile wasp]

Ok Dr house

[azure bough]

Same here. I love a lot of his lines in that scene

[agile wasp]

Johnny silverhand better be in cyberpunk 2

[azure bough]

He might be in edgerunners 2

[agile wasp]

What if a Keanu Reeves wants CD red pay The Man

[swift hull]

Crazy they’ve made 2.077 cyberpunk games and I’ve only played the most recent one

[agile wasp]

Crazy I only think about cyberpunk

Cyberpunk owns me

[swift hull]

I play because it’s the closest thing I can get to the feel of the touch of a woman

[agile wasp]

I am spending $700 on a fucking a cyberpunk tattoo I love the game so fucking much

[azure bough]

Oh! Not for the good story or anything like that?

[azure bough]

Duddeeee, that's sick

[swift hull]

$700 on a tattoo is crazy

[azure bough]

Might get one of Persona, sometime in the future

[agile wasp]

It's all day tattoo

Dw my most expensive tattoo is 900

[swift hull]

Why don’t you just get a cyberpunk wallpaper on your phone for free 😭

[azure bough]

What is it?

[agile wasp]

I love tattoos

[swift hull]

Don’t got a single one

[agile wasp]

My Sons of Anarchy calf tattoo

[red jay]

I hope it's not a big "CP" with 2077 art behind it

[azure bough]

That's awesome. I kinda want one but only worry is the hurt, lol

[swift hull]

It says “I LOVE CP” across the chest

[azure bough]

Uh, anyways

[swift hull]

[azure bough]

Can't wait for console release!

[swift hull]

[agile wasp]

Calm down diddy

[azure bough]

😭

[swift hull]

? What does he have to do with cyber punk

[hidden ruin]

Cheese pizza 🍕 🙂‍↕️

[agile wasp]

Read it again and use your brain

[azure bough]

Pineapple!!!

[swift hull]

Wym

[hidden ruin]

He was joking

[neat elm]

cats playing

[agile wasp]

I might eat u

[azure bough]

Johnny sliverballs

[swift hull]

[azure bough]

I love this cat thing

[swift hull]

I don’t want to go to work

[next rock]

anyone from malaysia?

[azure bough]

Oh, I'm unempl*yed

[next rock]

hi btw

[azure bough]

Hey!

[swift hull]

Everyone here is 😭

[agile wasp]

Skill issue

[next rock]

i wish i was unemployed

[azure bough]

Hmmm, idk. I think prob like 60% here has a j*b

[swift hull]

That’s pretty low

[azure bough]

Lol, prob

I'm too busy with the 9th anniversary on dbd

[swift hull]

💀

[azure bough]

Lot's of blood points.....

[swift hull]

Game is so mid

[dark shell]

Real

[azure bough]

I find it fun, it can get rage inducing, though

[agile wasp]

I love my work

[swift hull]

I want 10 trillion dollars

[opal canopy]

Aggitxte

[azure bough]

Who doesn't😭

[agile wasp]

And I want a goth Mommy

[swift hull]

People with 20 trillion dollars

[swift hull]

So real

[azure bough]

Oh, fair point

[azure bough]

Okay.. but like what about a goth femboy?

[red jay]

homeless to homeless communication

(DBD and RoN fans)

[agile wasp]

Maybe

[azure bough]

I would rather have that, lol

[azure bough]

Lmfao, real

(Does anyone play though?)

[swift hull]

I’ll pay 20 million dollars for the touch of a female

[red jay]

Nah I just skip to the part where I flagellate myself. Saves time

[azure bough]

Buddy..

[latent kiln]

Crazy shi to turn to chat and see

[swift hull]

💀

[latent kiln]

Real tho

[azure bough]

OKAY, that game isn't THAT bad

[azure bough]

I mean, you can get it for a lot less

[latent kiln]

How tf u become a sergent

[red jay]

professional RoN hater (part-time)

[sturdy citrus]

a females feet right ?

[latent kiln]

How (for research purposes)

[azure bough]

Idk, hookers?!😭

[latent kiln]

I only do it as a hobby...

[sturdy citrus]

i thought you were a man of culture... i guess i was wrong

[latent kiln]

I'm poor tho

[red jay]

hold on I have an ego-masturbatory meme for this one sec

[azure bough]

Just save like 200$ and buy one, lol

[latent kiln]

Real

[swift hull]

You got too much time on your hands

[green tusk]

Phrasing

[swift hull]

How you know how much they cost

[nocturne tulip]

female feet on top

[red jay]

It only took ~an hour. I could do this in like 20 minutes now. Making memes is good video edit practice

[sturdy citrus]

ah yes i see you are a true man of culture

[latent kiln]

He's been on this fiscord a year shorter than me but he actually interacts with the community regularly

[azure bough]

Uh, just estimating, but like wear protection, though

[latent kiln]

That's the part time part of the job

[latent kiln]

I gotta wear gloves to hold hands 💔 💔

[swift hull]

Why would I bring a gun for that

[azure bough]

..not that type of protection

[swift hull]

Elaborate

[latent kiln]

I'm js going for the touch of a woman nothing freaky bro 💔

[swift hull]

Im sayin. Ion need a hazmat suit for a hug bro

[azure bough]

Oh, then why don't you hug your mom?

[latent kiln]

Low blow dude

[azure bough]

Ykwim

[red jay]

Are you giving or receiving?

[latent kiln]

All at once babieee

[red jay]

Ah, the ole razzle-dazzle

[swift hull]

Be civil

[latent kiln]

Call me the razzle-frazzle

[latent kiln]

You said 2 mil for a woman's touch 💔

[swift hull]

I said 20 mil

[latent kiln]

Mb gng

[neat elm]

20 mill just for a woman not too touch

[azure bough]

You guys are really desperate, lmao

[neat elm]

them things weird idek if theyre real

[azure bough]

(I'm taking that)

[swift hull]

Let’s move on

[neat elm]

do you guys have inner thoughts?

[green tusk]

Make a weapon tierlist or something, you weirdos

[azure bough]

About?

[red jay]

uh, mk16 > all

[glass mulch]

MK18 best weapon

[neat elm]

just like speak inside your own head

[azure bough]

Oh, yeah. I do that like a lot

[neat elm]

some people dont its crazy

[swift hull]

Only NPCs don’t

The simulation can’t handle that

[red jay]

you guys are too distracting, I'm supposed to be making the wiki lmao, I can't stop looking at chat

[latent kiln]

Sending an uplink to your brain to speak telepathically

[latent kiln]

Bro thinks he's him...

[green tusk]

Tierlist goes on the wiki

[neat elm]

we are him

[latent kiln]

I am him.

[green tusk]

And you always say we are second monitor material

[neat elm]

he cant stop looking

[azure bough]

Guys, I love Gaper Bingzoid

[red jay]

what tierlist result would make you the most map

[glass mulch]

request denied, project cancled. back to your tierlist >:D

[median turtle]

Game worth it rn? Does it have public lobbies and some level of replayability?

[neat elm]

real

[latent kiln]

Program gromingoisn

[green tusk]

And don’t think I don’t see you typing in rom instead of here

That’s bannable

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-shookt-shocked-gif-5580082

[azure bough]

Omg, and Cylon Jiggy

[latent kiln]

I wonder what happen to the NDA discord

[swift hull]

Wym

[hearty umbra]

Does the censorship update come with any new levels?

[green tusk]

I would say map makes the most map, generally speaking

Next question

[swift hull]

2 new levels but all other levels were removed ❤️‍🩹

[red jay]

u are 2nd screen, ur blocking my chrome tabs

[glass mulch]

two new maps

[hearty umbra]

Rip all other levels but at least thats there

[swift hull]

Discord on pc is crazy

[latent kiln]

Discord is crazy

[azure bough]

I do that

[red jay]

I meant mad...

[azure bough]

On my really poopy laptop

[swift hull]

If you sitting at a desk at least play a game or something

[latent kiln]

Ong

[swift hull]

Discord yapping is for laying in bed on your phone

[green tusk]

Character voice tierlist for swat

[red jay]

I was playing tarkov for like 6 hours, I did enough cringe gaming tonight. Now it's listen to music and edit time

[glass mulch]

old swan S tier

[azure bough]

For me it's laying down in my bed typing, lol

[red jay]

#1

whiny swat

[latent kiln]

Proof?

[glass mulch]

"can you put down your weapon please."

[swift hull]

God I want 20 million dollars

[glass mulch]

no

[tropic nebula]

"Shut the fuck up."

Hits you on the back of your head.

Love it

[azure bough]

Well, how would I prove that?

[red jay]

for any reason in particular?

[swift hull]

Ron voice actors are so mid compared to tarkov

[latent kiln]

Prove it

[azure bough]

Me but like vrc

[neat elm]

loll

[swift hull]

Yeah can you read it’s right there

[latent kiln]

One could only imagine...

[agile wasp]

Meow

[azure bough]

I can't, you're just gonna have to trust me!

[neat elm]

actualky i cant read can u explain?

[red jay]

Mods kill this dude for playing VRC unironically (ironically) ((unironically)) (((ironically)))

[latent kiln]

No

[azure bough]

What?? It's funnn

[latent kiln]

Vr chat... smhing my head rn