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Ok you're gonna need a deck before you get fucked by snake eye or something
Ok i died in dead cells ima open yugioh now
i was wondering what to name my Dazemu(new Ratite family inspired pal) and i realized the correct answer is
can you challenge me ?
speedy gonzales
Good fun
Yes
I'm missing 2 pals then I filled the dex again (not counting Type Variant Pals)
Hold on give me your referral code
What are the pals
These rewards are garbage, i kinda forgot this is Konami 
Omg there's a little light-heart pet i need this
how
Forget about it the rewards are garbage
Also yey
how is that not a feature
Ok ill open a room
:>
It is you just need to open a room and invite
Ah shit i need to add you as a friend i think
Give me one minute
Actually nevermind here
The code: 576905
Click duel > duel room > enter room and put the code
Are you in
No like. What are the pals left
I dunno
I haven't caught them yet
I did get spoiled on 1 sadly the third alien pal and man that sucks cause it looks so nice so wish I could have been surprised by it
Gg bro 💀
rip
idk how u were pulling those cards out of ur ass
was funny lol
my first turn I actually did smthn
I thiugh it would work
Actually yeah you did
That uh what was it called
back to square one
That spell card you used
Ah
I didnt want to go full combo or anything
Yknow what
how were you just sacrificing cards for power
Lets do starter drck vs starter deck
Those are xys
I think i did alter my starter deck a little but not too much
Alr
Pk lets go
I was doing good too :<
Why attack with kimodo dragon 💀
how to fuse
You kinda did well tho
I was outa options lol
You need a card that says fuse
So why not just take the damage and hope to draw a dragon
huh
Yknow you dont have to summon a monster every turn 💀
Also why do you sometimes attack with a lower atk monster
Which
tutorial said anything either lower defense dies yo higher offense
No man thats if my monster is in defense
my Attacker had higher atk then ur def
If a monster is in attack it uses the attack stat
If a monster is in defense it uses the defense stat
fuck
my dragoon thingy is pretty strong
Which one
plus if it gets hit by 2400 tck it does nothing !
The 2400 atk one?
the thing that kinda killed a bunch
Oh yeah its a neat effect, also when it dies it bounces a monster
yes
whats that called
the thing you play
If only competitive yugioh was like this
Master duel
where is my reshiram >:
is it on browser
Wouldn't recommend
No you have to install it
lol
sad
Did you not get it?
it's a app
it looks like heartstone
buy it on ebay
Wait the blue eyes deck doesnt have a blue eyes?? 💀
no
idk
Hold on i gotta check
idk
it isnt white
how to use then
ZEKROM MY BOY
It is in the deck duee
Check your deck
how to use it ?
You have to draw it
And sacrifice 2 monsters to summon it
Whats the one
that the Yugi uses
and always gets
Idk if the anime mc is called yugi but I think he is
its like
5 cards
and when combined
you basically win
Ah pot of greed
Its banned literally everywhere
THAT ONES SO M8CH COOLER
GIMMIE
"I play pot of greed" I can physically play it
I LOVE BLACK COLORED KAIJUS
You want a red eyes black dragon deck??
There are actual kaijus in yugioh they have a whole deck
I'm sure of it
ALFN3KSNWKQMDOCKRS
I chked
salt in bag
urm actually there are rules against it
laced
Dude you have a blue eyes
oh
where
sega
Top left its the first 2 cards
also did you know micheal jackson wrote music for sonic the hedgehog 3
that ain't white
is this free
that's fokin blue mate
does it have pot of greed
Yeah its a starter deck
no
No pot of greed is banned
Pot of greed is probably one of the best cards so its banned everywhere
No in that case your deck shit
And you made it so
You're shit
But jokes aside pot of greed is definitely one of the best if you play ranked
Dont play like a sweaty nerd then
Its hard not to bully kids
play Like a dry one
I didnt say not bully kids
I said not a sweaty nerd
:<
play as a soaked smart individual
The kids play meta i gotta sweat to bully them
Yknow i can probably beat you with your own deck
I'm a kid

how
Defense draw
smthn abt stopping dragon attacks frm both sides
I wanna join
3 ppl ?
but can I use pokemon cards?
You cant
we don't use everyone explode now here
huuh
Just not in master duel
Uh i gotta rejoin too the game closed on me
I bet I can beat you
bet
Cuz I use uno reverse when you land the finishing strike
skip titorial
I can destroy the both of you in a 2v1
not if I use uno reverse
no offense but the joke died off now
But we dont have Edopro so we cant
chicken
There is actually an uno reverse card believe it or not
gib
I need to charge my laptop
but my charger died
my laptop decided to get revenge ig
kill it

you're the boss
Dont actually craft it though
why
I just got enough sticks tho
stop playing mincecraft
Anyways wanna do another match i want to use your starter deck
ye
Hold on j gotta make rhe deck
Ok are you still in the room
is master duel free
Nope
fuck
90 quid per match
I am poor as shit
It is
I am even too poor for free stuff
Here 576905
well it gives money
its loading down
its installed
I am too pro
yes I installed 1 game
ig you can call me a pro
I am gonna learn the basics
just to show my proness
I have no clue what I just di
but I won so that means I am pro
Oh did you disconnect?
You installed master duel?
Oof
yes
Wait til you get hit with the 3gb download 💀
fr lol?
it was like 2 secs for me
I have 12gb left
I have a school laptop
I destroyed you with your own deck
Fix your skill issues first
I think I know how the drawing phase works now
Explain it
you draw 1 card
👍
also fuck yeah I am going with blue eyes white dragon deck
wdym 3 gb?
Synchro of Unity is right there and you choose the cool dragon
hmmmm lame robot or cool dragon? what will I choose?
The robots are junk which makes them cool
not cooler than a dragon
ok but anyways
my only yugi oh experience is 3 anime episodes
You don't need anything from the anime
Competitive is completely different anyway
Oh shit wrong one
Ok blue eyes is cooler
Synchro of unity doesn't have stardust anyway 😔
nah man I just hacked every card in existance 40 times
lemme see if I can delete some useless files
Uh you dont have to install master duel
nah its smt ill play for a week and uninstall when I find smt else I wanna grind for a week
Yeah thats pretty much yugioh
This is mine
Am I cooked🙏😭😭
LITERALLY
thats not summer, thats climate change
29⁰C AT NIGHT😭
we either get use to it or die of a heat stroke
(Mid night almost(
Death dosent sound as bad now
aye
guys its 7 procent now
At least your weather is not reborn hell😭
And I'm romanian
Better then mine r 😭
too rainy
Rn*
yeah, im close but manageable... if i dont leave the house
It's midnight...
oh no its
Your ass is chilling 😭😭😭
warm
look at friday
The high record its fucking 44.5
ah its gonna rain all week
It's thr coldest day in the 2 weeks of hell
Man I love rain
wanna switch
Bet!!
constant rain for 2 weeks long
Peachhhhhhhh
plus heavy winds
Understanddddddd
and thunder
I'm gonna love you to tell the very enddd
not jack black playing bowser singing peachess
Peaches peaches peaches peaches
I... NEED..COLD...WIND!!!!
DATTEBAYO!
...i think im gonna cook my retroid 
cold wind that will litteraly blow you away and cause trees to fall over?
Currently 29 ppl either died or almost died due the heat
2 were fatal in my contry
if wed switch that would be much more
I RATHER BE KILLED IN COLD ASS WINDS THEN THE FUCMING SUN
I would rather not be killed by a tree
run it on a smart fridge
or alternetivaly
use a nintendo wii
and play with guitar hero
guitat
there is nothing smart in this household
and if it becomes 'smart', i got a saber in the attic!
Run it on the saber
also I deleted some shit
now its going a little faster
imma go to sleep
but then
my thingie wont download
Ill hide it from parents
instructions unclear, my vacuum cleaner is on the floor bleeding
Friday as always is the goat🙏🙏
IM EASTERN EUROPEAN, WE USE 5 BOTTLES OF VODKA PER KILOMETER!
dude
BALKAN BOY HERE I CSN AGREE WE USE DRINK VODKA AND TELL PPL ITS WATER🔥🔥🔥
Austria isnt east
no, i am
THATS AUSTRALIA
north near the sout of the earth
What
I am making up where austria is locate
Are you making the most unfunny joke ever
and i am slowly losing my sanity as i wait for the files to upload
That everyone and their grandmother knows
Under Germany and over Italy
ITS THAT EASY
Nah that's hungary
I am not
That's how I tell ppl where my contry is as well😭😭😭
Lol
that has been made over 30 years ago. its called 'my autobiography'.
:/
"OVER BULGARIA AND UNDER/NEXT TO UKRAIN"😭😭
do you know where my car keys are currently?
Moldova
||ahh that's why the astolfo pfp/j||
on the map
Under your couch
I will better not say where i am from
I would need the dutch translation of moldova
I just planted the seeds for something awful
THEY'RE BRITISH!
No
FRENCH!
No?
ITALIAN
THE VATICAN?!
People live there?
No
the pope
its is own country afaik
You sure?
Very sure
breaks spaghetti in half
What i can't even a single italian word
I mean i always do that to cook them
You banned from Italy now😭
BOTH OF YOU ARE HERETICS!
It's easier and more efficient
What
also moldova or smt like that
Next comes san marino
is between romania and ukraine
NOBODY BREAKS S'GEHTTI IN HALF!
MONACO
ONLY BARBARIANS DO THAT!
I am in europe
yes just like monaco
I am silly
thats attached to french
Happens
Fuck its freezing
youre spanish
No
english or spanish?
omg
next one to move is hog rider
its a meme, dont worry bout it
Que
phew
(Not mexican)
Portugal
youre from portugal
No
belgium
luxembourg
Poland?
I mean my grandma is from poland but not me
Me when uhh
A slav contry probably

Man that's a big cast
God I want some bananas rn ffs
Yee but removes half of europe
But i do have slavic heritage
Like both of my grandparents comes from two different slavic countries
But i am not from one of them
At least not born
Nop :3
Damm where you from😭😭
Nop
Or Slovakia?
Also no
Serbia?
Nyup
i have discovered the joy of minecraft modding
Hmm
goodbye
Yayyyyy
Instal the create mod
maybe
If you like redstone
playing seaopolis atm
(Redstone is W!!)
WAIT are you from Croatia?
Croatia is slavic
Yah
Idk you fr got me curious on from where are you😭
Germany
OHH
You said every country around it
Are you good with Latin languages?
The only two languages i can are german and English
3 for me
And even then i can't write in German
😭
Can relate😭
As i am dyslexic so german is pain
I can understand the basics of spanish and croatian like 3 words
:3
My ass only knows romanian English and a bit of Russian cuz my grandma teached me :3
I don't have much connection to my grandparents but i bet at least my granpa could teach me some russian
Dog
Woker pupper
I really don't know how to start with learning a new language
Alphabet and then simple words I think
Idk then😭
If i have the tools/materials then i could do it without issues
And I mean more then 90% of the world knows English 😭
a lot of material is available online, both free and paid
Real🔥🔥🔥
flex to who? that's a weird flex, specially knowing there's people who speak way more than 3
2 million lions can probably take down arceus though
why use 2 million lions? just use a masterball
Cause lions are cooler
Based on how you look at it both sides can win
Obantje
Cuz if it's like pokemon and turn base
Arceus is fucker
The pokemon will run out of PP
Fucked*
Its an easy dub for lions
Not only that
I mean yes he will kill 1 lion
But let's say the lions attack at the same time
Wouldn't that be a 1-999.999 attack?
Yeah like what does he do when attacked from all sides
Hitting between 1 and 999.999 times?
Judgement only hits 1 pokemon in triple battles so
Mew would take the lions down
Cuz it knows almost any move
So that means is could probably
Use meteor shower
And take the w
Until it runs out of PP
Let's say meteor shower is based on irl logic
Mew would casuly summon 3 meteors and fucking nuke earth
That would kill both the pokemon and the lions
Therefor stalemate
Which is an automatic dub for lions
Meteor shower dosent have recoil :3
That mean Mew just wins:3
And if we talk like that we getting a hacked Mew with transform ability (the mimikyu one)
A huge aoe range damage
Use teleport or protect before it lands
I mean Anahilape could win
Cuz yk
Fists.
And if it uses rage fists 6 times makeing him stronger
He would casualy punch a lion trough other lions
Or wait
Couldn't just a ghost type win?
Cuz normal (the lions type) can't affect ghosts?
Until he runs out of pp again
Sure but the ghost will run out of pp too 
Lions aren't real
REAL!!@
Lions simply win because pokemons have limited PP
It punches shit
How tf do you run out of punches😭
If we just a billion lions in a pokemon 3v3 format the lions would win by just stalling
You get tired
No more lions, pllease 
No dex entries, cause magcargo is literally hotter than the sun
No not him
He dosent me senses
- he ugly🔥🔥
Ok what does gardevoir do
In a pokedex dex entry it says
Thigh gardevoir can make backholes if the trainer is in danger
Read the desk entry
Dex*
It makes A COTROABLE black hole
i find it funny you just said No Dex Entries, and person procedes to use dex entry
Dex entries just make no sense
I don't think that's in IF. :thinking: Did you misspell something?
Those are ny logic cannon
Shut up man
I mean
1 gardevoir would win
If it's like the dex entry
We just need a trainer in danger that owns a gardevoir
Or wait a better idea
If you're taking dex entries literally you should also take magcargo's dex entry, which kills everything anyway
The ground type move called earthwake
Its fucking earth wake
1 would clear all the lions
Or magtitue
But you need a lv 9 or 10
And before anybody says "oh it will also affect your pokemon"
We give the pokemon air Ballon item
And it's now immune to ground type moves
Ok ill give the lions jetpacks
Now they're immune 
How tf is going a lion to use a jackpack?
The same way a balloon can hold up a pokemon like groudon 
I found another way💀
1 ability ANY POKEMON
2 words wonder guard
What's is a lion (normal type) gona do to a let's say uhh
The pokemon has magnitude or earthquakes
And no 3v3 scenario cuz it's unfair for the pokemon :÷
Shedinja doesnt learn earthquake
It's a 1v1billion
No
IF YOUR ALLOWED WITH 1 BILLION LIONS IM.ALLOWED 1 ILEGAL MOVE🔥🔥
No
That or just get a metal pokemon
Like iron moth
Or how tf it's called
It's metal
How tf gona lions kill it
Pp stall until it starts struggling 
Wound lions also run out of pp?
If they get to attack for an infinite time the 1 pokemon is also allowed
Yes but it doesn't matter there's 1 billion of them
So infinite attacks?
No
Yes
Wait
Going off pyroar a lion would be norm or maybe normal ground?
In irl drugs have no limit
are we doing this again
We just need a pokemon with A LOT of pp up
No
LIKE A LOT
No healing items, just held items
Do lions have any held items?
Its 1 of every pokemon so just wild pokemon no trainers
Depends
Ok i really dont have the energy for this
Nuh uh
YUH UH
As long as the lions can't kill my beloved 1 shop they lose
And pokemon gets the frist attack cuz 1v1billion would be impossible if pokemon attacks 2nd
That's just skill issues
I'd beat both of them
update the BIRD UP cannot do the fast run on snow
also yeah just get lucky and have the lions all miss
All one billion lions miss in a row, securing the win for Pokemon kind

Hiiiiii
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Ight I ain't typing this shi out no mo
saki discoevered a Silly
who?
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Yes :3
Wait
Omf..
PFFFFFF
Wai hold on
This'll be gold if it works

@lime roost
:3
Fr
Wait
BHAHAHA
WE CAN MAKE IT SMALLER
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i thought this made baby text
meh
bwuh
3 hashtags
&÷&÷&÷
Tf
We doing passive aggressive messaging with this one 🗣️ 🗣️
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what are you doing
True
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Oh i see
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Shit
I messed it up

uploaded the game on my retroid... waited for prolly an hour...
ONLY TO LEARN THE GAME DOESNT RUN ON 'EXTERNAL' DRIVES
so how are we doing pif people
-# i may be in a constant state of both worry and carelessness about my life
doing pretty good 👍 thanks! 😄
cobblemon 
havent played
in 3 weeks
just started
its fun i filled my screenshots folder like its pokemon snap 
i have 0 idea abt tutorials, etc.
tried doing the tutorial museum and it was
it seemed more "how to get fossils"
well its a museum
true
But it's not a good news
not with that attitude
i mean, yeah, that sucks BUT now i know
and that was the whole point of that experiment lol
Lol
It wouldn’t be A modern Yakuza game without A fight against A Tiger…
Ah so this is where that whale from dead cells came from
ah yea you'll be seeing them a lot in this game
hi
You realise how old that message is?! 😭
Do you purposely search for you own name to be brought up in conversation?
you don't?
Well
what a weirdo
it did
Hi everyone
Cabbage girl
mmmm pain
i love automod out of context @lime roost 
shut

it downloaded
Massive Kiss 'em
Nice watermark
I like how i don't even know what most does
But hey
The same can be said from others when i talk about digimon
To put it simply
Yellow text = dopamine
And Im farming dopamine
Perfect dopamine build imo
Ahhh nice
mmmm
Damn yall really like survival builds huh
i based my build from the start tbh
if i get mostly that build item sets ima just go with that build
honestly tactics is my favorite
the other 2 is even ig
Damn i had a really good tactic build with nerves of steel then decided to go to bank with curse
Rough
Hey what up!! 
Hello
AHAHAHAH I SWEAR THIS RUN
See we on that DC grind today, i dig it 
Damnn
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm not making this shit up im not in custom mode
This is just the dopamine run baby~
I DID IT 
AHAHAHAHAHAH
damn nice build
Oh yea its all coming together
btw that skin is hard to get right?
Ok this has to be a running joke why am i getting better and better traps 
no not really you can get the blueprint by completing an easter egg in morass biome
oh
should i?
I feel like this is the hubris that im about to die
dont
I dont wanna go to graveyard to fight the giant tho
Graveyard also leads to the sepulchur i think
so a loss there
yea the math says no
i can go to clock tower this way anyway
ooo nevermind, im going in the drive thru
game want you to get rich
this game giving me dopamine rn
i guess compensation of all the shit ive been through this morning
i need 3 :(
Is there ever a reason not to take Bank? Unless you have a specific run in mind, don't see why you wouldn't go bank for the loot, unless just worried about dying there which is fair lol
People say that it makes 5BC easier if you Avoid the bank
But then again
Theres a food shop here
im mainly going for food shops to refill my flasks
I mean for 5 bc I can probably get it to be real, bank is long
how many gardner key are there? i want that blue print
Mm like 4? You can find them all in the area iirc
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I don't get luck like that 😂
there are 3, you need all runes too iirc, theres a guide online but basically you need to stomp on a hidden flower 3 times
ok i will use online guide
I managed to figure that out without a guide lol, accidentally stomped the flower n it talked back to me 😂 went from there lol
I have such a massive urge to info dumb
first one to draw 2 faces
But i just can't 😭
of any charecters
ur an artist ryt ?
Kinda yeah why?
i also love this guy
it's just gotta be living
PIG FRM TOY STORY
alr I'm done drawing faces
reveaaaalingg...
now




