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Yea Baphomet be lookin kinda
Ayo-
If y'all wanna give yourself a tiny existential crisis, look up the [God of the Gaps is Real/God of the Gaps is NOT Real] essays. Oh man, I went into that one unprepared and my brain turned to mush for like 4 days while I dealt with the ontological shock.
Horses>>>Cats>>>Dogs fr
It's homiesexual, we all good
Btw everyone, since it is September the 1st, Billy Joe Armstrong's month long sleep has began
With the what shock 💀
What?
Emo music joke
Horses above lions, wolfs, jaguars? No way
I meant the house pet dogs and cats 😭
Never listened to emo. Not emo
I am and it's my main music genre lol
You ain't listened to titanic?
You got 🍩?
im back
Welcome
Respectful
Ontological shock. Don't worry, you'll get yours soon.
It basically means that it is information so revolutionizing that it shakes you to your absolute core and takes days to process because your whole worldview just changed.
no more league for me i guess
Time for unite
You'll get used to it
I play it once a year
but also dodrio..cause he funny murder bird
I mained greninja tho
RUNNIN UP ON THEM LIKE GIMMIE YO KNEES
Opal is a league player?
Unfriended, unfollowed, unsubscribed, cancelled, deleted from life
Last time I played was when rayquaza was added
I used to be, but im bad at it
Alright, I won't unsubcribe then
i always felt like shit playing cause it made me feel like i was letting people down
I find many of its mechanics boring
And watching it is only fun if I know the person playing
hmm i find the mechanics fun, i find the input skil needed to engage with it not fun
I've never played or watched league before, all I know is that it's toxic and has a esports team
like im not a fucking starcraft player
yeee
Like, the whole "last hit to get the money" is super weird and unnecessary
its meant to reward team dps cooperation
If neither you or your teammate get it none of you get money tho 
like you want the top dps player to be the top earner, so in a team fight you try to coordinate hits to then give the player who needs it the top payout
or at least thats my supp brain thinkikng
i bed all mid players go "brrrrrr, gold"
agreed its an outdated mechanic...like most ofleauge
Don't wanna make it overboard? Make it so it has decreasing values as you keeping transfering to the same player
I think the mechanic is fine because you're supposed to stick with the npcs anyway right?
Besides, it's kinda unfun to be the person supporting the damage person and getting no money at all for your effort
Or you know, just have a single collective gold pot
That would actually be about team mechanics
If you have an ass in your team you're screwed
Then someone could just spend all the money for themselves and ruin the game
Yeah but that's not very team like is it
Cooperation is part of the strength of a party
If you can't trust the people in your team with anything... why bother playing a team based game?
you have items that do that for you in supp role
its kinda balanced out
no...they do o.o
theyre money just scales differently
they get money off assists and from lane
Eh idk. I guess I'm too used to ttrpg where everyone's worried about all party members so everyone survives
fair
I have yet to see a ttrpg party that doesn't spend tons of gold with the healer kek
in league death is only as important as the objectives taken while you are dead
Death, the best resource
Huh?
i love how its like "Class trip???" with concern and doubt and then just "Cult." with absolute certainty
As you do
So around 750 people is when it drops to green concern
best mgs game fuck you fight me
I literally haven't played any other mgs solid games
theyre mostly decent, but imo, only one worth replaying is 3
I know I will like the games because I like stealth but I also would rather play as snake on smash (with) bros
fair, if you like stealth games though try mark of the ninja

nighters




to send you off
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ive been literally doing crab rave hands all day
spot the difference
For some reason i was timed out for 2 hours 💀
Yay hair is dyed in :3
o.o wat
am i having a stroke
Yes
💀
we all see troll face rihgt
I see a delicious cake
See it too
k good thiught i was the only one
cake
Also how tf have i been cold all day when its summer 😭
idk where you live
whats your blood pressure
is the ac on too low?
Im in NY
Idk
Also theres only AC downstairs
the third worst state in the country
its behind california and florida
Hawaii and NY are supposedly the most expensive states
hawaii makes sense since its entirely a tourist state, ny due to gentrification over 4 generations has probably one of the highest costs of living as well
"Massachusetts: 148.40.
California: 134.50.
New York: 125.10."
-Google. So i was still somewhat right
wtf did mass do
still rather be there than the south states
_>
Why
Because I'm here
im transgender, guess
ill take being quietly hated over openly threatened with murder
Tbf ive been to Texas before, but that was years ago
That can happen up here too. Oh and ofc schools turning into shooting ranges
and the south, yeah theyll do it and get away with it, theyve done it time and time before
Ik
nobody cares around here.
yeah but the north states actually has taken trans murderers to cout
New York traffic is scary
in the south they were passed due to the "trap" clause
Like really 💀
ill take it, i can walk
Yea good luck. Not everywhere in NY besides the city has things in walking distance
if its 3 miles or less i can do it
did here for 5 yeara
Literally the nearest store from me is a 7/11 💀
isnt that normal?
How long does it take to walk 3 miles lmao
about an hour and ahalf
Itd still take half an hour or so to get there
Long Island
oh well thats barely ny
Its so boring here, even some of the buildings and the roads look depressed 💀
that has its own entire ecosystem mate, its barely comparible to the mainland
NYC is on long island lmao. Or atleast, part of it
yes, but the main land is an entirely different envioronment
everyone knows that.
THE FIRST THING I SAW WAS THE TROLL FACE, THEN AFTER READING IT I LOOKED DOWN AND REALIZED IT WAS A FRIGGIN CAKE-
Not me
Both areas have forest tho
Ive never seen a coyote or any wild canid irl
really o.o
I dont think id want to 💀
i was once surrounded by a bunch of coyote while i was walking home through the desert and very alcoholed up
Only ones here that arent extinct up here are foxes
scared myself sober and sprinted to the barracks
What are javelina
dont worry theyre not stupid enouh to attack, chances are they were hoping youd give them scraps
i was too drunk for critical thinking, it was nearly 3am
Yea im already scared of turkeys and (some) dogs. I think thats enough for me 💀
very fair\
yeah javelina are more dangerous than mountain lions
theyll fucking gore you
Any swine-morph is dangerous, domesticated or not.
yep yep
Its funny how i always hear how geese are scary when pissed yet i find them absolutely funny looking
They are of similar mood to a honey badger when it comes down to survival.
Any animal can be dangerous 💀
geese arent dangerous they just have intimidate stats
yes but swine are literally all very dangerous
They look like giant ducks
Same for dogs
not really
some have sharp beaks capable of piercing skin and damaging arteries, especially juveniles
Technically tho, the most dangerous animals are mosquitoes
They definitely can be tho
broadly speaking herbivores are more deadly to people, cause carnivores only attack people when starving
Or rabid
herbivores just fucking go for it if they think your a threat at all
and the heaviest animal by biomass are ants, with termites coming a close second
Or pissed 💀
a scared carnivore will run, a scared herbivore will fucking kill you
I asked before and nobody answered so I'll ask again. USA livers, what're your plans for this labor day weekend?
o.o....uhm....not to drink?
maybe get high?
seeing if I'm capable of walking for a bit and going to the rennaisance fair
otherwise pretty much stay home :/
😄 thats awwsome
Ppl do stuff for labor day weekend?
entirely depends on if I'm able to walk unassisted, I havent been able to do 1k+ steps all week
uhm....chores?
damn mate, thats painful.
i hope your status improves
and i'm not stable enough to trust myself with a cane for long
lots of people have cookouts and stuff around here
Technically all i do on Labor Day weekend is stay home and then s c h o o l starts
whos ready for the teal mask sprites 
Not here
oh that sucks
bruh
and fairs are not handicap accessible so no wheelchair @.@
Nah
I miss school sometimes
breh
yeah ive seen, been to a few and people with walkers were struggling
Why 💀
same i called off school today sick
eww school
when you become an adult with a job you'll understand 
literally worst years of my life so far
your name shouldn't be the first thing that pops up when someone types an @
my spanish teacher is the best
i liked the job life better than the school life
Kids wearing pajamas is a common sight in my school lmao
i hakced dicord
no
o.o....why
yiss
My guy i already wake up at unholy school wake up times. Aka sometimes the same or earlier time as some ppl get up for work 😭
same
i currently wake up at 5am for work
I just want a turkey leg (and no food poisoning) and to see someone get slapped with a shield. Maybe buy some herbs if they have a nice looking apothecary/magic shop.
I get up at 5 (technically closer to 6, but eh) for School
@everyone i was stung by 2 bees today 
that fuking blows
If I am forced to wake up a 5am ever again in my life, it better be because the house is on fire or a similar emergency
skip breakfast, get dressed, immediately leave house for work.
My School is built like a corn maze and is crowded like some train stations in India 💀
are yall ignoring me
i respnnded o,o
sucks doesnt it
thank u
to me
has anyone watched suits
I would know

the that sucks was to him though
I have to skip breakfast in order to "shower" in like 5 minutes 💀
wot. you shower the night before
and idk enough about apothecaries to have much to say T.T
I know some people who shower before and after bed
bet their utility bill loves them
May not have time. Also my school is like the temperature of the sun no matter what so yea. Oh and i sweat in my sleep
@everyone im playing pokemon omega ruby any tips im in slateport city
i shower like 1 out of 3 days, it fucks up my hair if i do it more
2 badges first time
you're flirting with getting a ban/mute from the mods
uhm....swampert sweep?
I mainly shower daily cause sweat 💀
gen 3 is ez
oh sorry
especially not twice
ok sorry
Lol
i have adhd
k thanks for the tip
no prob
Zamn
@everyone go to #tech-support there's no mods there u can do whatever u want!
i mean yeah i sweat at work. facility is not air conditioned 💀
alright, i'm gonna finish eating this granola bar and attempt to shower, wish me luck
if im sweaty i shower but o.o im not sweaty unless i work out hard that day
oki, ood luck spooky
also, @uncut citrus, looks like people wanna talk to everyone lol
Neither is my school. Well, there is exceptions. But you gotta be having extreme luck to have a classroom with AC
@plain girder bruh
oh god
cant say im surprised
@rough yew what
someone accidentally atd everyone
it doesnt work
Oh and we arent allowed to open the windows on the first floor all the way so you're forced to be in heat for 45 minutes. And god only knows if your other classes have AC
What do I have for dinner?
ramen
tempting
with cloyster
nvm
here's the dex entry for a mythical pokemon for my region
based on king midas and the golden-handed tamarin
Chicken
please do not eat pokemon
ok
bruh I've had chicken like 3 times this week
what about slowpoke tail
That still wouldnt be enough for me
I'm not a millionare sry
its in swsh
Talking to me? Or-
slowpoke TALE is like 1mil in gen2
IM TALKING ABOUT SWSH
tail*
fixed
tail*
fixed
stop me
I still need shit for my Halloween costume 💀
Lol
just dont do halloween. problem solved lul
buy your own candy
in the anime it says its skin and bones @celest panther
I cant
my biggest prob with halloween is cause how i dress everyone tihnks im celebrating it -.-
youd rather buy a costume?
no
im just goth its annoying
be a goth
tasty skin then
I had my Halloween costume planned since the beginning of the year. And its technically not a costume
fresh succulent maro
ar ar arr arrrr ar ar ar feddy
i think last time i did halloween...i was 15
I havent bought a full costume in over 3 years
but thats also cause i drssed like a girl before i could come out of the closet so it was my free day to be me
so when icame out halloween lost itscharm
I only bought the mask because my coworker also bought one at the same time. we were foolish
they got a pizza mask iirc
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is the longest word in the english language
It's only fun when it feels illegal. Until later.
Im dressing as a person in a black metal band, so id dress more like this
hehehehehehehehehe
Who is he again 😭
a wrestler
@rough yew no but fr, halloween is weird for me cause it was always my "me" day, then everyday became a me day and it felt like a nonholiday suddenly
Ah
ni
especially with ev eryone asking if i was in costume every day @.@
You, I like you. We've been in sync since I joined yesterday. This is gonna be the start of a beautiful [and cringe] friendship.
ger is a country in africa
seriously dress in all black and a little lewd with twintails and everyone thinks your ready for trick or treating
Yes, and it is formally pronounced [nee-sher]. We can be grown-ups about this.
me? :3
or americans say (Ni-jer)
Isnt that kinda close to what im actually dressing like for Halloween tho 😭
im ded
yay
RIP
💀
i thought it was Nigh-Jerr
how did you die
The best part about my costume tho, im gonna actually play black metal music on a speaker while walking about
cringe of my own joke
cant say this is a sfw chat
deserved then
needless to say lubricants were involved
you could do the guy from ghost then
Ghost isnt black metal. Nor have i listened to them
it is satanic and he does have face paint 
what does sfw mean?
safe for work
yep i guessed it
and nsfw means dont fucking say it here
"A wink and a smile and a stiff upper lift. Make those boys want you as much as they want their wives. A little blush goes a long way."
-first time wearing those clothes, from the account of a Civil War soldier who deserted the battlefield and was shelter by a Madam in exchange for being one of her "girls". According to the diary, she loved her new truth and eventually took over that Budoir as the new Madam.
And black metal isnt technically satanic even if its sometimes singing about satanic stuff
Reminded me of that story
i didnt say it was
then that means nsfw means not safe from work?
nobody is safe from work
Ik. Also idk if you meant Ghost from CoD or a member of the band Ghost
oh god that wouldve been me if i had that kind of oppurtunity
the band
honestly seein the trans stories in history always make me smile
It's still solid advice.
well...till i get to the transphobic ones but we ignore that
Never listened 🤷
its just okay imo
it really is good advice.
i have a shiny rayquaza
Just like their logo?
they have like 4 songs that i like and thats about it
ooh
i saw a gengar shirt in their logo style tho
Noice
do you guys remember "Cake" the shitty band that did "hes going the distance"
im not gonna talk about what happend with the carpender bees in my front yard
💀 .
But black metal is stuff like Bathory, Mayhem (one of the pictures i sent), Darkthrone, Mutiilation (another one of the pictures i sent), Venom, etc
I have heard of bathory and venom
Imagine i got muted for saying one of those bands names 💀
Mutiilation?
it isnt really my cup of tea
Yup
ok
What about death metal?
this fun when 762.5 pound discord mods are not harassing me
depends on what you classify as death metal >_>
death metal is a bit of a mixed bag genre
i really hate subgenre labels
they take themselves too seriously too often
somebody told me to die earlier because of it lol
Some Napalm Death, Deicide, Death, Cannibal Corpse, Possessed, etc
Just skirt around Marc Anthony and anything post-Christian Rome. There are plenty of good Chinese pirate stories and of privateers who adopted a new gender through their adventures and rebellions.
Heck, they're was that one Queen of some region in Europe whose husband died and she was left without a King. Since she couldn't rule as a Queen and the definition for King was "Royal who has wed a Queen", she took up her husband's favorite concubine as her wife and new Queen. She then became a King and according to the historic record, "a kind and euphoric woman who cherished her wife as a newlywed" throughout their entire reign.
i havent heard of any of those ._.
this fun when 762.5 pound discord mods are not harassing me
What 💀
Thrash metal???
did yall read my message
that is incredibly sweet, did you hear of the chinese concubine who became the leader of a massive pirate armada that led to the chinese forfitting to her when pressed with potential war
case and point, my profile pic
i said death metal.
Zheng Yi Sao was her name i think
OMFG, Pirate Queen Chen I Sao! Yes!
what sshould be my profile pik
love stories like these, where women take roles of men and just fuck shit up and prove that they can be not just men, but often better than they men they replace
Ik. Im asking youre opinion on thrash metal
trying to think of what the heaviest i listen to would be
@rough yew may i @ everyone
[No man can defeat me]
[I am no man]
Do whatever you want, I'm not a mod. Was just picking on you a bit.
Idc lol
at evveryone doesnt work mate
itll do nothing
Ik mine 💀
Yeah, they're just kinds nnoying to look at a
its a hard call for me
because a lot of what i listen to borders into techno territory
best hoenn starter
Its grindcore for me
is mudkip
Idk what that issssss
i mean yeah mechanically he is
give me examples
i dont care aout the 4x weakness to grass
thats whats sappsipper is for
mudkips shiny is goated
Terrorizer and Pig Destroyer. I can send some if youd like
he has the best type coverage
sap sipper mudkip P.P
good mega
@celest panther i ment swampert
ik what you meant mate
oh ok
also P.P sap sippper on swampert
what do you mean pp
using smeargle
oh so its a normal water or normal ground type then
or somthing that can transfer that abilty
that changes things
yep
I T I S T H E B E S T S T A R T E R N O Q U E S T I O N S A S K ED
i mean...yeah but smeargle makes it worse o.o
what pokemon has sap sipper
Sap Sipper (Japanese: そうしょく Herbivorous) is an Ability introduced in Generation V.
im going pee
stantler seems like your best choice, noted its not good regardless, but its your best chance in IF
werdeer isnt in IF also is an evo for stantler
oh
can you ask them to add an item that litterly is just sapsipper but will slow you down
uhm...o.o no. the only items in the game are the ones actually in pokemon games
you can ask, but it will be ignored probly lol
so it gets belly drum
or lie finaly evo of thatr
Clean
thanks lol, this is what i use in other places
ass never needs sweetner
i just realized, i think grafaiai is supposed to look like it's wearing a hoodie
Crazy
i'm kinda pissed about it tbh
mate it took you this long to realize the graffiti pokemon is meant to loook like a sterotype highschool ditcher
i mean i realized every part of it besides the hoodie
because i didn't really look at the art that much until now, and in game it's hard to tell
gotcha thats fair
i think it would've been cool in legends arceus if the pokedex had actual sketches of the pokemon instead of photos
Like the book?
yeah
kinda like that yeah
since it was set so far in the past that they shouldn't have had cameras
even though they did have cameras which idk
they're miserable i love them
i was actually looking at grafaiai because i was thinking about making an ice/poison regional form of something, but i think instead i want to do an ice/poison jynx + evolution
Thwt eounds cool
Maybe shroomish?
||nice try, but i see the shadow||
nya :3
this is the day i mute #off-topic for good
what D: why
nnevermind
touhou isnt that bad
these are the abilities i think it'll have
first one to claim each wins:
Kraken Academy!!
||QFPLI-0A5DG-7F4Q6||
Shotgun King
||VY6TN-C9XAQ-JKIN2||
neat :3
NOOOOPE
SCAM SCAM SCAM
how is it a scam? i'm literally giving out game codes
im not gonna trust a random person on discord who randomly without context or reason gives out game codes and doesnt even say what game theyre from
i got spare codes
i know better than trusting somebody who posts random codes
thank you spoooky!
i did say what game they were, Kraken Academy and Shotgun King
they're actually codes to super amazing wagon adventure
idk what kraken academy is but ill try it
if you wanted to call it a scam, this would have been a more proper sus post
i mean o.o guys there real
idk what this game is but it do have brocolli on it so it must be good
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spooky any more codes? :3 id love them
never got into it
they do be cute
So yeah, check it out, don't check it out, let your curiosity be your guide. It's a treasure chest. I've posted them in other quiet servers, so there is a chance that many still work.
i was super into it as a littol child and now im revisiting it years later
i see that and my mind immediately goes to eragon
the movie or the book
i never read the book, the movie was... eh
either. the movie was bad
do you have any more mate? besides those two :3
they changed the whole story to make it a one off
i posted the .doc, let your curiosity be your guide
they pulled the same shit with the artemis fowl movie
agreed
ohhh oki ty
good luck!
i wish theyd make stormlight archive movies. that'd be sick
take a screenshot of what others are missing out on lol
or dont
ooor..i could get a bunch of free games and let the mmiss out :3
if the secret is worth keeping is up to you and up to others to test the waters
"do as thou wilt"
lemme tag @uncut citrus so they don't freak out if they see this later without context lol
@rough yewtheyre missing out, though no idea what games these are o.o
huh
well shes here spooky
good, don't freak out, it's nothing sus lol
shes just sharing game codes she has
"do as thou wilt"
this does sound like some humbe bundle bs
codes are out in public, ain't nobody gonna judge you for getting however many you want
also spooky i dont have twitter or twitch, im sorry :/ if i knew how to navigate twitter i would add you for sure
it is, it's most of the codes I got over the course of a year
I took the one that I recognised 
no worry, i forgot i even wrote that cringe thing lol
oh lol
ngl with the amount of 💩 you get from humble bundle
I'd have done the same
there were a bunch of good big names, but people have been picking at the list

yeah 2 of the ones i got look....sus >.>...
whats funny is that most of these are actually good indie games
like guts and glory sounds like an action game not a uhm...goat sim rip off?
then there is due process which is....i think a csgo clone
is free stuff ¯_(ツ)_/¯
the other 2 look cool though :3
Due Process is actually legit
kraken society looks weird and neat and idk what it is but i likes it
reminds of cooking pals
and im literally only finding dnd references when i look it up
signature move
yo so off topic
Imagine if all animals that evolved from water to land looked like this at one point...
anyone know what pokemon this is
im trying to figure it out
im dying bc i have no clue what it is
Lairon
thanks 🫡
look at this fish holding choice specs
Saw it from afar, thought it was a fanfic of some sort
LOL
isnt that 10 o.o
oh wait no im dum
Hehe

yee
also just...look at red eyes supp and gthen look at blue eyes....they both mid but one is waaaaaay more mid than the other
support and then
new cards for their archetype
Uhh do you mean 1.5 instead of .5?
Biter
10 x 0.5 = 5
btw ..
you have some good memes
I like it
hhhhhhhhhhhh

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Dex lists avg heights
I don't think that's in IF. :thinking: Did you misspell something?

Lol
I think i found one of my guitly pleausre artists...Billie Eilish 😭
Lol
I dont get it
Huh?
Nvm
Idk anything about Pokemon or Nintendo so
here are the stats, abilities and signature moves for my ice/poison-type regional jynx and evolution
the regional line is based on vodou, which is where the term juju comes from
i'm not gonna explain juju, because i'm not engrossed in the culture of vodou, and i don't want to try to explain it based on my brief research, but it's a term related to charms and luck in vodou
which is why it gets super luck
Cool stuff. Check out the design of Mawile+Cofagrigus.
Also there is a ton of southern magic
i can't draw, but i have my artist friend drawing some designs from my region (i am still paying them), but they have a full-time job too, so it'll be a while before this line gets drawn
but anyway, if you're interested in my region, i can link you a google doc with all of my region's forms and new mons (some don't have names or anything yet) and you can ask about any of the concepts
the region is meant to be based on latin america
Oh god
?
which one?
Right obv
ok well i'm kinda stupid and i don't see it still
spooky mentioned that one of the mawile+cofagrigus fusions had southern magic inspiration
Southern.... Magic
yeah magic... from southern cultures
lmao
Found it
i think they meant like the south in terms of the whole earth, not just the us
like south america and africa primarily
but you probably understood that, and i'm dummy autistic
Idk. I'm probably the wrong person to ask about that place as whenever I think of south and central America,it's always something bad
The left one has more of a voodoo doll concept.
I'm currently traveling someplace, but I've done plenty of research into South American pre-contact mythology and ritual practices. My anthro professor actually wrote a whole bunch of papers of indigenous spiritual practices about Colombian and Brazilian peoples. Also Im an indigenous person myself. I can help provide some insight if ya want.
cool
yeah that'd be awesome
can i show you my ideas for the legendaries of the region
they're based on quetzalcoatl and tezcatlipoca
dragon/fairy and ghost/dark respectively
Hell yeah
can i dm you about it?
Uh sure, but I usually have them muted
It's easier to get ahold of me in public and pinging me
Do you have Tlaloc to complete the trio?
not yet, but i've been trying to think of a third to add so i'll look at that
so i'll explain how tezkatl's signature move dark ward works
basically, it's protect, but if any pokemon attacks it during that turn, it retaliates by hitting them with damage equal to a 60 power dark move using the target's highest attacking stat
even though they don't have their dex entries written yet, i do know how they would work into the story in my region
basically the plot around them would call back to the aztec belief of how the world would periodically end and be recreated
tezkatl basically takes the obsidian mirror associated with tezcatlipoca and turns it into a shield
i also have regional forms of the hoenn starters based on some aztec gods
grass/poison sceptile based on xipe totec
fire/fairy blaziken based on quetzalcoatl (yeah i know there's also the legendary based on it, but it's by far the most iconic aztec deity)
and water/dragon swampert based on xolotl (obviously, since it's an actual axolotl)
i was gonna rewrite sceptile's dex entry, but this form of sceptile is basically a perennial plant, meaning it dies when it gets cold, and regrows in spring, since xipe totec is associated with life, dead and rebirth
minus the flaying part, because even for pokemon, skinning someone alive is pretty damn dark
have you read the majority of ghost type dex entries
yeah but like skinning people alive is still a different breed of dark i feel
and also it's a starter pokemon
is this game gonna be dark or
a little more mature, but still more or less pokemon tone
another pokemon fan game.
have you played borderlands 2?
yeah
same opening sequence
yeah no
and thats all the spoilers youll get from me
it's just a long video
@rough yew but what do you think about these
You can also check out Guabancex, Yucahu, and Atabey
Sorry, traveling, can't pay much attention atm
dw
You ever saw this Kickstarter campaign?
Read the Act 2 of EnnuiGo and the entirety of Rainbow Skies Forever (like a 30 page comic or something). They deal with the Obsidian Mirror and Aztec mythology in a modern setting as subplot and main plot respectively.
Same author
They've also got a whole tabletop setting interpreting Aztec mythology and magic through a modern Wiccan/(A)gnostic Chaos Magic lens. It is surprisingly well researched and detailed. Had to pick up a whole dang book by Isaac Bonewitz to fully understand the details and their importance.
They're introducing bugs
i was hoping for a 2025 release at the latest but now learning that they haven't even been working on the game up until now?
me, still waiting for skywind to be finished
Not Morrowrim?
i don't like to rush developers because it's easy to see how bigger projects with shorter deadlines has been the biggest roadblock to quality for a while
but it's been over 12 years
im sad now. i cant play modded skyrim because that dumbass fishing update broke my game
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There is no rush if ESO and Skyrim are still selling.
yeah
How long have you been doing gamedev? What engine?
oh i'm not developing anything, at least not yet
i'm just designing mons as a side project
what were you thinking?
I was thinking you had an actual GDD and were working on a gamedev project.
nah, maybe eventually, but not rn
I've made games on commission before, so I know my way around a few engines.
if i was gonna make a game, i'd need people who can do all of the actual programming and stuff
but what i feel like i'm good at is writing and conceptualizing more than anything
I prefer doing the worldbuilding and game mechanics, but I can do the programming in a few engines. My C++ is a bit rusty, but practice and motivation will level me up.
Only thing I can't do is art.
But I can do some asset management and basic Blender stuff
i'll keep you in mind if i ever decide to make a game, then
If you're serious about making it an actual project, hit me up. I'd love to work in/with someone else instead of by myself.
I need the practice anyway.
Has anyone beaten the Mewtwo raid in Scarlet and Violet? I can’t even get through the shield.
some people were doing it yesterday in #other-pokemon-games and did it
I’ll ask there then. Thanks
I just found a joke on the baba is you wiki 
Beekeeper here. Those are Italian or Carniolan bees
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saw this, ya'll seem like the type to like this
i changed the abilities for these two
i felt that ketzeal's ability halving fairy damage for itself and allies didn't quite fit the fact that it is an offensive pokemon, and thought it would make more sense on tezkatl
so now tezkatl has no weaknesses, three immunies, 90hp, 155 defense and special defense, and a move that lets it protect itself while dealing damage
and now ketzeal has a move with 80 power, that acts like defog, and you can't stop it with protect or taunt
they are definitely not broken as fuck
well i guess tezkatl would be quad weak to this particular move
well that snail help you balance yourself
and being daze can mean you have trouble with that , so yes

Here ladies and gentlepeople we have someone whose mind has been fully taken over by the snail. Once they reach that stage, they start false advertising for the sake of their alien master
I’m making a Minecraft Java server
he's trying his best
i was trying to come up with an idea for a fire-type to go in the verdant region, and what i came up with was a water geyser mon that summons rain whenever it takes damage, kind of like seed sower arboliva
water/fire-type
so its regular ability is storm drain, and its hidden ability is geyser, which summons rain when it's hit by an attack
WE NEED A PRAYING MANTIS POKEMON
me have two
also it took me so long to realize that that thing and grasshopper are not the same
oh wait yeah lurantis
the only reason i know that pokemon exists is because an old friend of mine had an oc who in non-canon, their favorite pokemon is lurantis
also, swadloon is like one of my favorite pokemon
what a lad
all snuggled up in his little leaf blanky
that cute little pout
love him
gen 5 had a lot of bangers
but my #1 will always be minior
especially shiny minior
SOOO PRETTYYYYY
i wanna have a minior plush
you have turned me into a minior enjoyer
/pos
Scyther may also count too
you weren't already one? 
if only there was a minior plush with like, a removable cover
i saw someone made a minior plush that has one
naw im a rayquaza and solgaleo enjoyer
and also a joltik enjoyer
but now also a minior enjoyer
rayquaza pretty cool tbh, one of the few dragon types I like
i just found it on google images and it's on a deviantart account
hold on they have an etsy
doesn't look like they have it for sale, but i'll message them on etsy about it because i also want one
thank you for going on this business expedition
that one has the removable shell but their deviantart says that they probably won't make any more with the removable shell
however you can probably get either with or without shell
here's their etsy
https://www.etsy.com/shop/thetallgrass/?etsrc=sdt§ion_id=34891703
thank you vae, you are cool
dw about it
Is that IF in off-topic I see?
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what do you guys think of this idea
helo
hiii
so basically, it lives near volcanoes, and burrows into the ground to look like a normal water geyser, but when it stands up it has a bulky humanoid body that's made of earth
Don't get flowers near it
I mean, he ain't wrong
so here's the finished dex entry
so basically it's like a combination of a cyclops and a water geyser
can i get some name suggestions?
eyser?
nah that's stupid
Ha wow! Sorry to jump on your sprite
no worries
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rubber boy
sounds cool, but with those stat's the target will be shocked to death before the immunity lol
yeah, it's not supposed to be a very good signature move
i just couldn't think of anything else to work in rubber and its properties
still wanted to give it a signature move though
might change it eventually
also to the geyser pokemon. Maybe give it a 50/50 to have storm drain or flash fire as normal ability? Would make sense too.
mayhaps
hey dont make me feel dumb, i have a mirror for that
no, you do that better than i would be ever able to
Mane i asked if beast gohan could beat frieza black 😭
could i post a meme here?
yes
:)
I got a new staff. Any suggestions for enchantments?
Definitely a Staff of Fire
All I've been able to do so far is very low level invocations/calls, make a mana battery, inscribe simple symbols/sigils, and learned Summon Insect (Apidae) today by fluke. Still gonna need to repeat that one a few times before I can say I've fully learned it though.

