#toki pona funny translations
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o moku pona: "improve the food!"
o a - SCREAM!
u i i a i u i i i a i - [UNDEFINED]
the cat...
ah yes, a, the well-known painting by edvard munch!
wawa pi musi ni li len a tan toki ike. - ||the content maturity for this experience is restricted because of strong language. (Roblox)||
suli tenpo pi musi ni li lon poki tan toki wawa - same as above
if you're lon poki you're restricted
tan seme la sina sona ala e nimi ona? - who taught you to negate their name?
li ala li sama po mi – 7x7=49
ni li mute tawa ala - this has amounted to nothing
ni li mute tawa ala - no one considers that twenty
ni li mute tawa ala li mute tawa ala - this is in the interval (0, 3)
ni li mute tawa ala - that’s not a moving multitude!
sewi nena = peak
ilo o weka - (CW - AI) ||The AI bubble shall pop.||
pu - to be within a radius of a little under 12 light years from earth
ken - executive order of the president
majuna - the potus :(
majuna - the president
majuna - trainstation
ma juna - train station
ijo taso wan pi mute ala - one of the only few things
kon ike: life
ka nike
jan li awen jan musi - Humans are creatures of play, and they will be creatures of play forever
// Oxygen is kon pakala because fire needs oxygen to burn things.
kiki - weird hexagon
bouba - regular circle
epiku
well life is mainly a spiritual essence (kon) and life sucks (ike) so my opinion stands
mi kepeken ala e ijo namako tan pona lawa mi. - I don't use any DLCs because I want to make the game simpler.
lawa weka - lobotomy
mi kepeken ilo ike musi la mi weka e lawa mi — when i scroll on my phone, i am lobotomizing myself
ilo musi suno mi li pakala e insa lawa mi — my digital devices literally lobotomize me
Taking into account all the present context and every relevant factor, point and argument necessary to the discussion which have been brought into consideration and thoroughly analysed, it is within a reasonable margin of safety to conclude that - ni la
pona tawa sina - get well soon
pona tawa sina - your mobile help
pona tawa sina - your athleticism
pona tawa sina - your travel benefits
imitation is the best form of flattery
lipu mani - the Charlie Kirk Commemorative Coin Act
lol
go check your damn pings
r — nanpa insa pi supa monsi ale
pu - blic domain as of yesterday
???????? what are you in about i don’t see any in mpptp
you have 99+ pings in other places check them
no
ilo sona - glasses
nah too much work
its like two clicks
naaaahhh man
maaaaaan i couldnt be bothered
seme li sewi? - what's up?
sina anpa? - you down?
soweli sewi - updog
soweli sewi seme?
:)
mute ala - nothing much

i didnt knowif i said this correctly-
soweli sewi li seme
ona li waso.
nice pfp
having trouble telling if that’s gay jax or daisy
transfem jax
ok so daisy
also isn’t daisy fanonically pre-transition jax or
i sound ridiculous
i actually dont know lmao
i do my research, you see
ale li pona - Everything works out nice in the end, the sun will marry the moon (it'll be fine). Why don't we sit back, mellow again and have a nice afternoon (it'll be fine)
/ref
sona mi la daisy is a specific version of transfem jax, or at least not every transfem jax is daisy? this doesn't make sense now that i say it
nothing makes sense when you put it in words
mi jan su suli - I'm such a fat fucking chud
jan ale li pilin ike tawa sijelo sike mi - nobody wants me cause of my fat bodehh
lipu ona - Ithkuil
-# From It's quill
sewi li laso tan seme? - why does being at high altitudes make you blue?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why does being at high altitudes make you green?
ona li laso tan tan wawa - theyre green for an amazing reason
toki ala - vagueposting
sewi li laso tan seme? - why does being at high altitudes make you cyan?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why did god make blue?
pini pi kama pona la mi musi - me after the lobotomy🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣😂 😆 😆🤣 😆 😆 😆 😆
sewi li laso tan seme? - what caused the sky to be blue
sewi li laso tan seme? - which of the original greens was awesomeness again?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why does being at high altitudes make you hatsune miku color?
sewi li laso tan seme? - Where did God get the concept of blue from?
sewi li laso tan seme? - The upstairs area is all turquoise because of what now?
sewi li laso tan seme? - Why is everything above me green?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why is the sky green?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why is all the message above talks about grue for some reason
sewi li laso tan seme? - why is it that going upward is a blue activity?
sewi li laso tan seme? - why are those born in december taller? ||ni li musi taso, turquoise is a december birth stone||
how will turquoise affect deltarune? /musi
now that i think about it, turquoise has been absent from deltarune so far
only closest color is cyan in cyber city, which is associated with noelle and december
hmmm
laso li sewi tan seme? - why is blue the sky?
waso li seli tan seme? - why are birds arsonists?
taso li seli wan seme? - which of these unique flames is the exception?
o isipin e akesi - Imagine, Dragons
nasin wan - One Direction
lawa ilo - radio head
lawa ilo - chief technology officer
lawa ilo - central processing unit
lawa ilo - safety guidelines around the use of power tools
lawa ilo - screwdriver government
soweli suwi pi kute lili. ilo tawa. - Alan. Walker.
lawa ilo - OS
lawa ilo - robot overloards
lawa ilo - a head made of gears
lawa ilo - pendulum car
lawa pi lete ante - the most you can change the thermostat temperature before you dad gets mad
wile mama - evolutionary pressure
mi kama e kili ike - help I accidentally summoned lemon demon
a, pona. ilo li awen pana e ni
kili ike - Neil Cicierega
lawa pi lete ante - zero
mi wile sona e tan pi kama kili
o kama pona
- get good
This took me two days to get. I was like "uhhh... well.... neal cicierega is kinda fruity and you could call him bad ig but thats weird"
lawa pi lete ante - law of different cold temperatures
mi ken ken ken - i can be the possibility which is possible
mi ken ken ken - I might be able to allow
kaa = fihh
kaa - lifee
kaa - tenpoɿpo kamama laa SUBJECTIECT lii
akesi li kama tonsi - there turning the frogs gay
mi moku e telo pi palisa suwi
toki Inli la ni li seme?
sewi li laso tan seme? : why are my tabs green? (I actually have had this theme on since around 2022)
sitelen li sitelen mute - a picture is worth a thousand words
mi moku e moku mi - I prepare (but do not (yet) eat) my food
pini noka tawa - toe 2
sitelen li sitelen mute - this image is an image of the number thirty seven and five thirds written in decimal form
"ike tawa pilin" describes both insults and cholesterol
sijelo li moku - BLOOD IS FUEL
sijelo li moku - the corpse is eating
sijelo li moku - the food pyramid
sijelo li moku - humans are tasty 😋
sijelo li moku - there is a zombie apocalypse happening, please help, we're all gonna die
sijelo li moku - the cell is cellularly respirating
sijelo li moku - I'm not a vegan
sijelo li moku - torsos are the same as to eat
idk how you all got the translation so wrong
sijelo li moku - shapes are consumable
toki ale tu - Theory of Everything 2
moku namako - dessert
lon ala - gaslighting
tan ni: mi wile
mi laso mute - i'm so green
mi laso mute - i'm so blue
mi laso mute - I'm a painter
o kute a, mi toki, e jan laso lon lon laso.
tenpo suno, en pimeja la ale li laso taso tawa ona. insa en ala
ma laso en sinpin lukin laso en tomo laso.
ale li laso, tawa ona tawa ale a
jan ala li ken kute.
mi laso
mama mu mama mu mama mu mama mu mama mu maa mu mama mu mama mu ma mu.
mi jo e tomo e sinpin a
ale li laso, len mi la ni kin.
nasin en kasi la laso, mi jo olin tawa jan laso.
jan ale ni li laso a.
sama tomo la ale li laso.
toki mi en sona mi la sama
pilin mi la ona li kin.
.- I'm blue
mi laso mute - I am the sky
ilo pi toki pona taso just kasi reacted me and then undid it. seme a
ilo Siko li nasa
sitelen kasi li lon taso ona li weka lukin tawa sina lon tenpo pana
kulupu Penpo - Brentford football club
mi laso mute - i am the grass
mi laso mute - i am blue, green, turquoise, cyan, lime, all of them
mi laso mute - im blue da ba dee da ba die
mi lon kulupu - we live in a society
mi lon kulupu - I have a family
mi lon kulupu - five people reacted
to my message
mi lon kulupu - i'm plural
pona mute a - it's so good!
moku mute a - it's so food!
mi lon kulupu - we live societally
mi lon kulupu - im in the group of people trying really hard to resist reacting again to this message
o ni, mi weka e sitelen Lon mi
sitelen wan - 🖼️
sitelen wan - +
sitelen wan - 1
sitelen pi nena tu - M
sitelen pi nena tu - B
sitelen pi nena tu - C
sitelen pi nena tu - V
sitelen pi nena ale - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sitelen pi nena ale - A
sitelen pi nena awen - ⛰️
sitelen pi nena awen - S
sitelen wan - :
sitelen pi wan lili - ;
sitelen pi wan lili - ¹
sitelen pi wan lili - ₁
toki pi telo wawa - coffee talk
toki pi telo wawa - discussing gasoline
toki pi telo wawa - a socratic seminar on electrified water
toki pi telo wawa - talking while drinking a protein shake
toki pi telo wawa - the descriptions of minecraft potions
toki pi telo Wawa - hello from the drinks aisle in a Wawa store!
a lili - ª
o lili - º
o lili - be small!
mi weka lon kulupu - I removed my
reaction to give others a chance to be part of the lon kulupu
wawa - mass
e=mc^2 or something
aaa o pini e ni! lawa mi la pali sina li ken ala a. - hey, hey! stop doing that! my laws forbid your actions.
aaa o pini e ni! lawa mi la pali sina li ken ala a. - wowww i'd love to see this finished! my brain would never even think to do a craft such as yours.
aaa o pini e ni! lawa mi la pali sina li ken ala a. - ugh just get this over with already. whatever you're doing, i can't understand it.
aaa o pini e ni! lawa mi la pali sina li ken ala a. - hahaha, stop it! According to my boss, your work is impossible!
pakala li - damn is
weka wawa - holy shit
jaki sewi - holy shit
unpa sewi
ko lonsi - brain
lonsi 
li lonsi
:nimi_majuna:
monsi pi mi mute li moli seme - are we deadass?
poka lili - Boca Juniors
Monsi Moli anu seme?
mi mute li moli ala moli. soweli monsi o? - are we dead, ass?
jan Enlike o!
bad love - mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu
pan pan - urgency signal; one level below declaring a mayday
suno mani - robbery
-# Payday reference
Tenpō (天保) was a Japanese era name (年号, nengō; "year name") after Bunsei and before Kōka. The period spanned from December 1830 through December 1844. The reigning emperor was Ninko-tennō (仁孝天皇).
moli pona - good mourning
pakala e musi - telling a joke
-# cracking a joke
unpa e musi - telling a joke
-# cracking a joke
unpa kasi - nutcracker
moku pakala - cracker
pakala e sike mama - to find out that one is transgender
pakala ike - to synthesize meth
mi pakala - I'm doing crack
sina alasa e sitelen majuna! - You found lost media!
-# sitelen li ike a...
mi pakala - i’m highly proficient
-# cracked
mi palaka - I am an error
mi palaka - I misspelled pakala just like HAI
mute luka wan li mute luka wan - The combined amount of hands is 26
utala sewi - battle in the mountains
utala sewi - gods fighting
utala sewi - awe-inspiring competition
pilin palisa - unpa
sama pona - good evening
tenpo poka pona - good nigh
pini mun pona - good aftermoon
jan utala majuna pona - good knight
jan Koni❤️
pilin mi la, sina tawa la, kasi pi pona tawa lukin li open!!
jan Lili ⋅ jan pali
LUPA A😍😍😍😍😍
vvv
owe en telo ken - authenticate
PALI a 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍
tenpo tu ante la, mi en ona tu wan li jo ala e selo - At two different occasions, I don't get the 2026 FIFA World Cup frame on Tiktok, while they (they refers to Brightney, Goob, and Scraps (Dandy's World Toons)) didn't get Christmas skins respectively for the 2025 Christmas Event in Dandy's World.
jan Moli Ali||(Morris Halle)|| - Mr. I kill everything
o awen tan kama mi, pipi! - Stand ready for my arrival worm
ni li unpa e nasa - this is fucking crazy
o toki ala tawa ona - don't talk to them
o toki e ala tawa ona - tell them nothing
o toki ala e tawa ona - one must not speak of their movement
o toki ala tawa e ona - don't talk to them while dancing
toki li ala tawa ona - conversations mean nothing to them
toki ala li tawa ona - it goes without saying
toki ala tawa li ona - moving silence is it
toki li ala e tawa ona - speaking negates its movement
toki li ala tawa e ona - speaking makes movement impossible for it
toki ala li tawa e ona - it's not speech that makes it move
ala - ……yes
seme unpa - what the fuck
kiwen - Dwayne Johnson
mama o. mi wile e ijo jelo - father, I crave cheddar
mama o, mi pakala - forgive me father for I have sinned
mama o, mi pakala - sorry daddy, I've been naughty
mama o, soweli li pakala - mom, it was the dog who knocked over the vase =^w^=
mama o, soweli li pakala - mom, our puppy is bwoken 3:
pali mi li weka - my work was redacted
pali mi li weka - the dog ate my homework
pali mi li weka - my job was made redundant
pali mi li weka - THE CLANKERS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS
tomo Tawi - Tally Hall
tomo ma - county hall
toki leko - blocktales
toki waso - ducktales
palisa waso - tailtales
palisa waso - chicken fingers
palisa ko - clumsy
tomo sona monsuta - Monster School
tomo sona monsuta - school (it is vewy scawy >n<)
tomo sona monsuta - House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danieleweski
jan Tan o, o kama sona e jan Kesi - Damn, this is Crazy
pipi kalama - hum bug
pipi kute - ear worm
pipi moku - brie fly
pipi moku - peas ant
pipi pi pilin ike - bee fed up
lon pipi - on the fly
pipi pi olin mi - ant i dote
ma lete pipi - ant arctic
jan tawa pipi - a lice walker
o pipi mije - be he moth
pipi o, mi suli! - ant i matter!
o mu e mi - ping me!
o mu e mi - bark for me
jaki - broccoli
similar to “let’s go!!” spoken to fellow Gamers vs “let us go!!” spoken to someone holding you captive
ante toki ante:
o mu tawa mi - ping me!
o mu tawa mi - bark for me
o mu e mi - ping me!
o mu e mi - bark me
o mi - Be me
mi pipi - Me bee
mi li - I
tenpo pana sewi la, mi wile e lipu Symbols of Flow taso - all i want for christmas is u
o mu e mi - bark me!
o mu e mi - ping for me
mute - mario
tomo sona - smart home
tomo sona - intelligently domestic
tomo sona - folk knowledge
ma Pakijo - Baguio
ma Pakiju - Fuck-you-land
ma Pakiju - land of wagyu
ma Pakiju - Baguiu
lon ala lon - to be or not to be
lon ala lon - in the context of the concept of "not" existing
lon a la lon - in the context of EXISTING, existing
lon a la lon - in the context of the existence of emphasis, true
mute - movie
jan lawa - big brother
mije suli - big brother
mi olin e mije suli 🤤
lon ala li lon - false statements exist
lon li ala lon - true is the concept of "not" existing
what in the misamesa is this😭
it’s the truth
mi sike tawa - I'm a tire
luka - luca
loucas - luca
Tuse - Touche
luka e - Touch e
tawa e - Rush E
pana e - putty
mi li mi tan - 1/1000th of a meter
[Reply to:](#1212620049584488498 message) mi li - I
mi laso e len ni ↰
jan lili pi mani ala pi ma Tosi = the Free German Youth
mi wile esun e ni
so they’re forcibly making it black and blue, i see how it is
pakala suwi - happi little accidents :3
sewi mi o!
tawa e - en passant
tawa poka - en passant
kulupu pi tawa poka - anarchy chess
in too iirc
physics is also sona ijo(imo)
-# so is biology according to ppl who dont use nimisin
physics li ken “sona tawa”
But there is only one exception - taso taso taso li lon
physics li tawa 
that's like mechanics
introducing the 7 DEADLY SINS
pride: mi ike
lust: unpa ike
gluttony: moku ike
greed: wile ike
sloth: pali ala ike
envy: wile ante ike
wrath: utala ike
ijo pi ike moli luka tu
o lukin kepeken nasin ni - ziezo (🇳🇱) - done
horse radish - kili soweli
fox trot - tawa soweli
medal lion - soweli pi kiwen wawa
seal of approval - soweli kala pona
bear in mind - soweli lon lawa
dog ma tic - tawa pi mama soweli
mode rat or - soweli kule anu
alter cat ion - o ante e lili soweli
cat a comb saints - soweli pi sewi ilo
get in tosh ape - o insa soweli nasa
ken li ken ken e ken - Probability could allow a possibility
ken la ken li ken ken e ken - maybe probability could allow a possibility
ken li ken la ken li ken ken e ken - if it is able to, probability could allow a possibility
nena tawa - runny nose
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soweli mi li tawa lon ilo mi </3
toki soweli
ko ala - koala
tenpo mun ken - the month of may
mun luka tu wan - the month of __oct__ober
mun luka tu tu - the month of __Nov__ember
mun luka luka - the month of __Dec__ember
-# this bugs me