toki pona funny translations

[gilded karma]

wawa moli - Avada Ked||avra||
-# (it's been censored so nobody can die unless they reveal it. Just looking out for u guys :>)

[buoyant tiger]

nanpa suli - Google

[spiral burrow]

kijetesantakalu li ken awen lukin alasa sona pini wile open kama pona - The racoon can continue to try to attempt to know how to stop to want to start to become good

[strange ember]

"pi lon" is ungrammatical

[gilded karma]

ah yes myb

[crude aspen]

ilo ijo - Internet of things

penpo? a

[ripe goblet]

sike suno —

https://tenor.com/view/bald-head-bald-spongebob-movie-spongebob-meme-gif-11735864306952040385

[true glacier]

(translation of「tenpo poka la mi moku e kili」)

[sand galleon]

kipisi sijelo - body part
kipisi sijelo - dismemberment

[sand galleon]

mi awen awen awen - I'm still waiting to stay

[rustic gull]

poki mu - boombox

[sand galleon]

poki mu - my mouth haha lmao

[lunar wolf]

monsuta nena - trypophobia

[wet drift]

mi tu e mi - I cut myself in half
mi tu e mi - I clone myself

[runic willow]

*mi tu e mi - we the me

-# the * here means ungrammatical not correction

[spiral burrow]

mi wan e jan - i united the people
mi wan e jan - i isolated the people

ijo ale - everything that could ever possibly be concieved by every being in the observable universe and beyond
ijo ale - 100 screws

[flat steeple]

ijo ale - basically any ijo most of them have over 100 atoms right

[dapper arch]

you mitose

[strange ember]

mitose - to divide oneself in half

mejose - to divide oneself in four such that each remaining piece of you only has half of the dna

[sand galleon]

ilo pi sitelen unpa - computer

I'm sorry

[dapper arch]

could be a dvd player

[flat steeple]

or a monitor

[keen canopy]

You’re missing chromosomes a nimisin

[crude aspen]

this just reminded me of ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caluozb2s1c|| mi pakala e ilo sitelen a!

[keen canopy]

not necessarilydon’t quote me on this

[mossy gulch]

ilo li tan jan - Mankind is due to tools
||using tan as a content word||

[crude aspen]

this is the type of thing duolingo would throw at you

[red kettle]

ilo li ike - The industrial revolution and its consequenses have been a disaster for the human race.

[spiral burrow]

someone already said that right...?

[red kettle]

Probably

[sand galleon]

yep that was me :3 #1212620049584488498 message

[spiral burrow]

pilin lon ona li sona ala mi - Their real feelings don't know how to be me

[sand galleon]

sina moku - you are what you eat

[dapper arch]

tools are the creators of the human species

[wet drift]

mi weka e jan = I put a person into witness protection

[keen canopy]

mi sita e jan = I give someone a fit check

[wet drift]

o tawa e ijo = QUANTUM TELEPORT THE NUCLEAR MATERIAL

[untold sleet]

Or a magazine rack

[sand galleon]

mi pilin la mi lon - cogito, ergo sum

[keen canopy]

That’s not funny, that’s just a lipu Wikipesija article (it is if anyone asks)

[sand galleon]

Sorry 😞 I wasn't aware

[keen canopy]

Yeah you better be /musi

[gray comet]

mi pana e kon namako tan nena lawa mi
(I'm silently laughing)

(Direct: I'm blowing slightly more air from my nose than usual)

[quartz shadow]

wa a, se se. - I'm good, thanks.*

-# *using my own nimisin i just made recently.

[sand galleon]

telo kule - gender fluid

[gray comet]

telo pimeja - liquid gold

||get it? It's oil||

[red kettle]

telo pimeja - Velveeta

[spiral burrow]

pan suwi li lon ma sewi. ona li pan nanpa wan tawa jan! - Cakes are at the peak of Mt. Everest. They've been there long before humanity existed.

[mossy gulch]

pan suwi li powe/lon ala - the cake is a lie

[keen canopy]

kule telo - wet gayness

[keen violet]

poki TokiA {
    open la suli(nasin: poki[nimi]) {
        ilo la toki la otoki("toki a!");
    }
}

↓

class HelloWorld {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!"); 
    }
}

[sand galleon]

mi la, "class" li nasin. "array" li kulupu

[keen violet]

nnn pakala la I used poki for both array and class

[mossy gulch]

mi la:

ijo_suli TokiA {
    open awen ala suli(Nimi[] ijo) {
        Ilo.pana.toki("toki a!");
    }
}

[sand galleon]

kin la "string" li sitelen tawa mi

[mossy gulch]

mi la sitelen li .png anu .gif anu .mp4 anu sama

"toki a!" li nimi

[jolly stream]

pan sike - pizza orb

[gray comet]

pan sike - pancake

[flat steeple]

sike pan - planet made of pizza

[hard scroll]

sike pan - the circle of bread

[hard scroll]

this name is killing me XD

[keen canopy]

p*n, how disgusting

[hard scroll]

?

p*n is disgusting now?

[keen canopy]

p*n is very disgusting yes yes

[hard scroll]

what did poor p*n do to you…

[keen canopy]

“poor” p*n

[hard scroll]

XD

what did p*n even do tho-

[spiral burrow]

i like p@n

[keen canopy]

p*nliker

[hard scroll]

but what did p*n do 😭
explainnnnnn

[keen canopy]

it’s just a bad word

[hard scroll]

howwww

[keen canopy]

.n p*n

[rigid bay]

It’s just a bad word. Take my word for it. :3

500bf1 p*n

[keen canopy]

see

the note agrees

[hard scroll]

p*zza.

[true glacier]

pan is a very good word

[keen canopy]

nuh-uh

[true glacier]

[keen canopy]

nuh-uh

[true glacier]

[keen canopy]

nuh-uh

[true glacier]

[keen canopy]

nuh-uh

ona li lon a

[hard scroll]

pan.

[keen canopy]

the horror!

[wet drift]

lon la lon li lon e lon lon lon lon. - Truely, reality brings the real truth in existence.

[idle spear]

come mister deejay song p*n de replay

[jolly stream]

luka sewi - high five
luka sewi - the hand of god

[hard scroll]

kiwen la mi - mi wen kiwen

[spiral burrow]

pan pakala - that one pewdiepie song

[sand galleon]

ilo pi kama sona pi ilo tawa pi sike tu - training wheels

[median vortex]

ko li seli - THE GLUES BURNING!

[spiral burrow]

tenpo pimeja luka lon tomo mulapisu pi soweli Pesi – FNAF

[jolly stream]

unpa la mi sike - fuck it, we ball

[keen canopy]

unpa la mi palisa - In fucking, we are dicks.

[spiral burrow]

lawa waso - winged leader

[mossy gulch]

ala li ala ala ala e ala? Did the void consume nothing?

[thorny heath]

unpa la mi palisa - regarding sex, i'm on the fence

[spiral burrow]

mi pi mi mi li mi e mije mi jelo loje - my my I myed the maile mae

[mossy gulch]

mi moku e ni: I make this look appetising (but I don't eat it)

[dapper arch]

appetizer

[sand galleon]

lon nasin mi - on my way

[hard scroll]

OMG B**CH LASAGNE MENTIONED!!!

[mossy gulch]

jan li sona ala e toki pona la ona li sona ala e toki pona - if one doesn't know toki pona, they know how to erase it from existence

[sand galleon]

moku pona - fine dining

[jolly stream]

moku meso - fine dining

[median vortex]

moku ko - fine dining

[strange ember]

moku lili - fine dining

[wintry holly]

moku pi mani weka - fine dining

[runic willow]

moku pi pini pi kalama musi - fine dining

[keen violet]

moku pi nanpa nasa - IEEE 754 single precision floating dining

[sand galleon]

moku pi lanpan mani pi jan lawa - fine dining

[tender sparrow]

nasin sewi pi nasin sewi li nasin sewi ala - the religious hall of fame isn't vertical

[jolly stream]

nasin sewi - the highway

[tender sparrow]

nasin sewi - ladder

[median vortex]

nasin sewi - way of religion

[sand galleon]

nasin sewi - flight plan

[wet drift]

nasin sewi - god's plan

[tender horizon]

nasin sewi - awesome road!

[sand galleon]

weka en alasa - lost and found

[keen canopy]

weka en alasa - both the absence and the search

[keen violet]

weka en alasa - rm and grep

[median vortex]

weka en alasa - running away and hunting

[spiral burrow]

weka en alasa- hide and seek

[mossy gulch]

len en wile - hide and seek

len en wile - clothes and dreams

[median vortex]

len en wile - flags and needs

[keen canopy]

len en wile - thumbnails and pregnancy-induced cravings

[mossy gulch]

ala en lukin - hide and seek

pimeja en oko - hide and seek

poki en owe - hide and seek

[keen violet]

monsi en sin - hide and seek

[wet drift]

poki en owe - jail and surveillance

[mossy gulch]

musi ni: jan wan o alasa lukin e jan len - hide and seek

That's too abstract though, would never be parsed correctly

[jolly stream]

ala ala - yes

[keen canopy]

ala ala - ken

lon ala lon - truthfully not true

[sand galleon]

lon ala lon - to be or not to be

[runic willow]

len kisa kisa - hide and seek

-# from Mandarin 躲猫猫

[peak kindle]

monsutasonanpalilinjakijetesantakalukapesikepeken - all of the above

[peak kindle]

ken ken - lon ala lon

[keen canopy]

kisa - kisser

-# yeah guess where it’s from

[keen violet]

len - 65535 (its 0xFFFF which can function as a bitmask to get the last two bytes of a number)

[jolly stream]

kepeken toki pona la sina ken kipisi e pilin sina - Using toki pona, you can perform heart surgery on yourself

[median vortex]

kepeken toki pona la sina ken kipisi e pilin sina - with Toki Pona, you can diminish your emotions

[sand galleon]

sewi li moli, tonsi li kama - God is dead and has been replaced by trans people

[jolly stream]

sewi li moli tonsi li kama - god is an enby grim reaper and will be arriving shortly

[keen canopy]

ok Nietzsche

[tender horizon]

kepeken toki pona la sina ken kipisi e pilin sina - encouragement might make you heartbroken

[runic willow]

why would you ever do this

(in a sane language I mean)

Just cast to uint16_t and back in C/C++ for example

in assembly movzx eax, ax would do

[keen violet]

python
although once you have to do enough bitwise ops in python you should probably stop using python

[peak kindle]

Errm in actuality that doesnt len anything for a 16-bit system /hj

[peak kindle]

i always bitmask anyway just in case, and especially when converting back bc i’ve gotten some weird artifacts there

[jolly stream]

apartment complex - tomo ike

[runic willow]

said weird artifacts can only be because of the accidental use of signed types

in which case the sign-extend will change the value

[peak kindle]

When i convert uint8_t (0xF0) to uint16_t, it beomes 0xFFF0 somehow

Maybe its just an unsigned char thing tho

[runic willow]

do show code

[peak kindle]

will in a bit can't rn

[peak kindle]

something like this:

uint8_t a = 0xF0;
std::cout << std::hex << (uint16_t)a << "\n";

I usually convert to a higher size integer when printing bytes as hex, since it usually interprets them as ascii

[runic willow]

fact: << +a << works

unary + will promote it to a non-character type

[peak kindle]

wait
seme a???
how have i not known this this whole time

[runic willow]

https://godbolt.org/z/c8s6jfK89

you must've made a mistake

[peak kindle]

prolly tbh

[runic willow]

#include<iostream>
#include<iomanip>
int main(){
    std::uint8_t a = 0xF0;
    hex(std::cout);
    std::cout << "C-style cast: " << (std::uint16_t)a << std::endl;
    std::cout << "Static cast: " << static_cast<std::uint16_t>(a) << std::endl;
    return 0;
}

C-style cast: f0
Static cast: f0

[peak kindle]

or gcc err

[runic willow]

also consistent on clang

as well as with cppreference

[runic willow]

btw does hex(std::cout); look weird to you

[peak kindle]

yes where is that from

iomanip?

[runic willow]

yes

first of all, std::cout << std::hex can be written as std::hex(std::cout)

same for bin, endl, etc

there is an overload ostream << function = function(ostream)

second of all, hex doesn't need to be prefixed with std

even without using

That's because of ADL

basically, if a is of type foo::A, b is of type bar::B, then func(a,b) will call either ::func(a,b) (global scope), or foo::func(a,b), or bar::func(a,b)

[peak kindle]

i guess, but that would look cursed af to me
ig i use cstdints w/o std:: tho

[runic willow]

with cstdint the only reason you can omit std is because it indirectly includes the legacy C headers

this is not guaranteed by the standard I think

only that it happens to work on modern compilers (and the compilers have no reason to break existing code)

but ADL is standard-guaranteed

[peak kindle]

yes that's what I've heard, but I can't get myself into the habit + std:: takes up so much more space and I use uints often

[runic willow]

I put stuff like using std::uint64_t; in my "commons" header

you can even using u64 = std::uint64_t;

[peak kindle]

ooh i though you could only do that for namespaces

[peak kindle]

rust 🤨/j

[runic willow]

using namespace::name; takes out only the name

[runic willow]

I don't actually know Rust, but u64 is a natural name

you can even using enum En to take out the enumerators, which is very handy inside of a switch

enum class ConfigurationClass{
    A,B,C,D
};
...
switch(conf){
    using enum ConfigurationClass;
    case A: ...
}

here, A,B,C,D won't pollute the global scope

[peak kindle]

oh my god I can use enum classes now

tysm for teaching me all this standard practice that I should be using

tanpo ni la mi tawa lape
󱥄󱤈󱥔 (o awen pona)

[spiral burrow]

mama mi a! - mamamia!

[dapper arch]

so true

[spare cove]

pi = π

[spiral burrow]

mi tawa e tomo - bayanihan

[deep oracle]

toki Pali li toki tan ma Pali ala la, toki Pali li toki tan ma Pali. - Pali is not a language from the island of Bali, while Balinese is a language from the island of Bali.

[wet drift]

tomo tawa - treadmill gym

[spiral burrow]

tomo tawa

[deep oracle]

tomo tawa - the Earth

[keen violet]

tomo tawa - a rhed box on my face is a moving dodecahedron

[median vortex]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - real frontal magenta folders are moving chests

[prisma hinge]

ko pona helpful speck of dust

[keen violet]

poki loje lon sinpin li poki tawa - the red file format as described by the International Ceiling Standardization Organization is an ever-moving container [of information regarding ceilings]

[gloomy stone]

we need a channel specifically to post gifs and images for tomo tawa

[jolly stream]

telo li kama sewi - The pepsi was blessed
telo li kama sewi - Sea levels are rising

[sand galleon]

sina pakala la o esun - you break it, you buy it

[mossy gulch]

sina pakala la o esun - buy some paracetamol for yourself

[jolly stream]

sina pakala la o esun - if you're broken, trade stocks

[tender horizon]

sina pakala la o esun - y’all have failed, so get selling!

[spiral burrow]

sina pakala la o esun - if you're sorry then become a transaction

[runic willow]

sina pakala la o esun — If you broke something, sell it

[true glacier]

sina pakala la o esun - if youre hurt, get back to work

[median vortex]

sina pakala la o esun - since you're a mistake, swap!

[prisma hinge]

sina o - as per my last email,

[spiral burrow]

sina o - you're imperative and/or optative

[prisma hinge]

mi jan pulitane - its britney, bitch

[prisma hinge]

sina o - hey, you, can you ?

[mossy gulch]

sin a o - hey, everything that is new!,

[flat steeple]

sina pakala la o esun - you broke my minecraft house, so now you have to buy me a real house

[sand galleon]

pona la - contextually good

[flat steeple]

la pona - good context

[tender horizon]

o pana e ona tawa mi - please donate the sliding ones that i made

o pana e ona - make them pay

[median vortex]

nimi sin - unprecedented lyrics

[keen canopy]

len noka - toed socks

[mossy gulch]

mi tawa tomo - I am the tawa of a tomo while someone/something else tawas e that tomo

[keen violet]

sina pakala la o esun - as a final act of sacrifice before your death, could you please pretty please buy me Google

[spiral burrow]

kujalise - YMCA
-# kulupu (pi) jan lili sewi - Young Men's Christian Association

[true glacier]

ma ike pi toki ike - ma pona pi toki pona

[gray comet]

mi jan taso - I'm one person
mi jan taso - I'm only human

[spiral burrow]

mi jan taso a - I'm only human after all

[rustic gull]

mi jan taso - we are the only people

[keen violet]

mi jan taso - We the people, of the United States of America

[runic willow]

ametica

[tender horizon]

mi jan taso - i’m an exclusive person

[mossy gulch]

mi jan taso - I look into your eyes and I
Think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war

Will these actions haunt my days? Every man I've slain?
Is the price I pay endless pain?
Close your eyes and spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?

I'm just a man who's trying to go home
Even after all the years away from what I've known
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man

But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
When does a ripple become a tidal wave?
When does the reason become the blame?
When does a man become a monster?

jan taso - Odysseus

[midnight saddle]

ona li jan taso - they are the only person ever

(mi ken ala toki)

[ebon cave]

jan kiwen - Sisyphus

[jolly stream]

lon sewi - divine existence

[hard scroll]

kijesaku - the divine one

[sand galleon]

"jan Jo li seme?"
"jo mama"

[midnight saddle]

mijun - ligma

[spiral burrow]

ojuta already exists

[tropic shuttle]

the word "mijun" is 2 years old
(ojuta is 4 years old)

[strange ember]

we need to make a new one this year to continue the trend

[median vortex]

a new what?

[sand galleon]

suno suno suno suno - a bright, sunny Sunday

[tender horizon]

mi alasa alasa alasa alasa - i’m trying to searchingly look for hunts

[tepid pasture]

mi alasa alasa alasa e alasa - i'm trying to searchingly look for hunts

[median vortex]

alasa li alasa e alasa la, alasa li alasa alasa li alasa alasa. - when pursuits gather searches, quests will try to explore and hunt.

[tender horizon]

ni li ken, taso nasin ante li pona kin - this is freedom, transformed systemic exclusion is an improvement as well

/j

[strange ember]

a new word like ojuta and mijun that expands into a joke about sex

[red kettle]

lukin la, lukin lukin mi li lukin e lukin lukin sina - ostensibly, my observant eyes have noticed yours staring

[chrome sable]

mi toki kepeken ilo - i have became the embodiment of communication through usage of a shovel

[median vortex]

is mijun mi unpa?

[strange ember]

mi unpa e mama sina lmao gotten

[spiral burrow]

sonapi mama sina li lili a la, ona li alasa kama "lawala"

[lime topaz]

yall remember when I said "mi jaki" here

[chrome sable]

We arent fucking doing this again.

[idle sky]

= their i

[tepid pasture]

mi luka e ilo - i equip the prosthetic arm

[lime topaz]

doing what? sorry its been a while since I've been in this server I dont remember anything

[sand galleon]

mi luka e ilo - i touch computers

[tepid pasture]

mi luka e ilo - i plug a mouse into a computer, rendering it usable as an interaction interface

[jolly stream]

mi luka e ilo - i gently caress the Samsung smart fridge

[sand galleon]

o lukin o kama sona - watch and learn

[tender horizon]

that's actually probably how i would normally interpret that

[tepid pasture]

o lukin o kama sona - transform yourself into a sentient eyeball, and make sure you know what you're doing when you arrive

[tender horizon]

o lukin o kama sona - become sight. become knowledge.

[tepid pasture]

o lukin o kama sona - look at the sign, it says "welsome!" wait no i spelled it wrong

[strange ember]

mi luka e ilo - i punch the samsung smart fridge because i don't want it to spy on me

[runic willow]

mi luka e ilo — I bought 4 more computers

[keen violet]

mi luka e ilo - clickity clackity your windows is now behind me

[keen violet]

ijo ala - null pointer

[tender horizon]

taso pi ijo ala - null pointer exception

[spiral burrow]

nanpa Wan - 2763

[shy dawn]

nanpa Tu - 5526

[sand galleon]

wawa tan mani - pay to win

[shy dawn]

kon tan mani - pay to breathe

[spiral burrow]

pali tan mani - pay to grind

[median vortex]

mani tan mani - pay to be a cow

[idle sky]

ijo ala ala - nothing's null pointer

[spiral burrow]

sike kon. tomo. awen. - Bloons Tower Defense

[prisma hinge]

ni li lon ala lon - frfr no cap on god?

[sand galleon]

ni li lon ala lon - chat is this real
ni li lon ala lon - to be or not to be, that is the question

[true glacier]

mi pali tan meli mi - i work so i can afford estrogen

[strange ember]

mi pali tan meli mi- my evil wife is forcing me to work

[prisma hinge]

mi pali tan meli mi - i do fun things for my fun wife :)

[gloomy stone]

taso, ma Jojo li weka pi suli mute luka tu ale mute mute mute tu wan a!

[spiral burrow]

ilo li weka anu pana e ilo pakala lon telo - minecraft

[gloomy stone]

tawa ma pi jan Santa - to the north
tawa ma pi waso pimeja telo - to the south

[strange ember]

tawa ma pi waso pimeja telo - to the north (from antarctica interior)
tawa ma pi jan Santa - to the east (in some part of finland probably)

[spiral burrow]

supa suno pi telo lili kasi lon insa pi nena tu - stardew valley

kasi en kili li utala e jan moli - plants vs zombies

waso pi pilin ike - angry birds

[lime topaz]

lili - lily (the flower. flowers are small)

[spiral burrow]

nasin nanpa sijelo li tawa - geometry dash

[prisma hinge]

ale ala - the void

[keen violet]

ala la toki - context-free grammar

sitelen pi telo lawa - control flow graph

[gray comet]

ala la toki - the first spoken language

[deep oracle]

jan lawa lawa - head admin

[spiral burrow]

jan sewi mama li pakala – Genshin Impact

jan Malijo en mije sama ona li wawa - Super Mario Bros

pakala pali - minecraft

mama nasa - Fairly Odd Parents

ijo ike - KPop Demon Hunters
/

noka ni - Disney

linja ni - Discord

[lime topaz]

mi tawa e tomo: I move the house ! 😂😂 it's a literal translation of a common mistake most people do when learning toki pona ! 😅🤣

[sand galleon]

nanpa tu tu - two seconds

[keen canopy]

nanpa tu tu - twoth

[prisma hinge]

mi lon ma - i am the earth

[keen violet]

awen ike - mal lock
awen ike - malloc

[keen violet]

pakala weka -

#include <stdlib.h>

int main(void) {
    void* ptr = malloc(10);
    free(ptr);
    free(ptr);
}

[runic willow]

mani ala tu

[gray comet]

sona weka -

#include <stdlib.h>

int main(void) {
    while (1) {
        (void)malloc(10);
    }
}

[runic willow]

ni li sona weka ala. ni li pali pi pu ala
||undefined behavior||

[gray comet]

"memory leak"

Pretty sure this is well defined behavior

[runic willow]

the infinite loop w/o side effects is not

wait

nevermind 1 is constexpr

it is exempted

[gray comet]

also malloc is a side effect

it modifies global state

or perhaps I misunderstood you

[runic willow]

not per the C standard

[gray comet]

I can't believe C would do this to me

[prisma hinge]

sina jo e seme - for what is a man? what has he got?

[red kettle]

mije li seme - What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

[keen violet]

im flabbershook

milkghasted

uhh

mije li seme? - where aren't the women*?
-# * - "where are the men?" is equivalent** to "where are the non-men not?" which includes "where aren't the women?"

[strange ember]

what if the men are in the same place as someone else

then by asking "where aren't the non men" you don't gain information about where the men are

[mossy gulch]

Where is the absence of all men not?

[prisma hinge]

toki ike - rizz
(under the assumption the speaker hates rizz)

[strange ember]

toki ike - joke
(under the assumption the speaker hates jokes)

[swift dagger]

toki ike - this message
(under the assumption the speaker hates self referential humor)

[viral torrent]

nanpa ike - 67
(under the assumption that the speaker hates the new-generation jokes)

[spiral burrow]

nanpa ike - i
(under the assumption that the speaker hates complex numbers)

[mossy gulch]

ike - anything
(under the assumption the speaker dislikes that something to some degree)

[strange ember]

ike - ijo

[mossy gulch]

ike - ijo
ijo - pona
⇒ ike - pona

[strange ember]

ike - something good
(under the assumption that the speaker hates good things)

[runic willow]

typescript X as unknown as Y moment

[swift dagger]

toki ike - this message
(under the assumption the speaker hates repetition)

[spiral burrow]

tenpo suno nanpa luka tu wan pi tenpo pana sewi - New Year's Day

[west zephyr]

suno kili: national cucumbers day

[keen violet]

toki ike - rust
(under the assumption that the speaker is a rust-hater)

toki ike - C
(under the assumption that the speaker is a C-hater)

[swift dagger]

suno pi kili waso - national kiwi day

[strange ember]

toki ike - rust and c
(under the assumption that the speaker hates compiled languages)

[true glacier]

suno pi kili waso - the glow emitted by eggs

[jolly stream]

luka tu wan - a single hand, cut into two pieces

[mossy gulch]

mi pilin e ni: mi pilin open wile sona wile sona nasin nasin e selo pi kon pi ijo sijelo - I've felt myself considering starting to think about preplanning an early draft of a conceptual idea for the eventual design for the prototype.

[deep oracle]

o nasin ante tawa mi! - please do an artstyle swap collab with me!

[swift dagger]

soweli mi li pana e linja - my dog is emitting snakes D:

[spiral burrow]

soweli mi li noka e pipi - my dog stepped on a bee

[strange ember]

soweli mi li pana e linja - my friend just keeps spamming the group chat with links

(under the assumption that said friend uses soweli headnoun)

[spiral burrow]

soweli mi li pana e linja - my cat stepped on my keyboard and sent lots of hyphens to the discord server

[rustic gull]

soweli mi li pana e linja - my wireless mouse is transmitting radio waves

[west zephyr]

soweli mi li pana e linja: i get out of bed and take a shower and eat breakfast but then realize that im late for work so i dont finish it and run to work and when the work day is over i see a cat on the sidewalk so i take it home and when i was drawing it stepped on the paint and drew lines all over the drawing so im very sad and i go to my computer to tell my discord friends about it when my completely unrelated dog stepped on my completely unrelated keyboard and sent a lot of completely unrelated hyphens into completely unrelated chat and i felt like it was copying something

[granite scarab]

toki - hello
-# (under the assumption that the speaker does not know toki pona, only that "toki" means "hello", and thus the non-tokiponist speaker thinks any word in toki pona is really funny, thus being a funny translation

[swift dagger]

toki a! sina ken toki kepeken toki pona :o ni li wawa!! - bla bla I make real silly sounds right now :p
-# (an exited tokiponist's response, as understood by the original speaker)

[mossy gulch]

seme la ona li nimi "Open" alu sina pi insa e moku lete li seli li weka li moku e moku? - why is it called oven when you of in the cold food hot out eat the food

[urban eagle]

sitelen jaki - shitshow

[keen canopy]

good

[keen violet]

soweli mi li pana e linja - my grasshopper is gifting me some of its pet grass

[deep oracle]

kama mani kijetesantakalu li lon - The domestication of raccoons has begun.

[jolly stream]

Meli Su - Mary Sue
meli su - Sonja Lang

[strange ember]

#1258121867676487862 message
kala pona - coal (assuming the speaker really likes coal and this specific coal came from some ancient fish)

[runic willow]

coil

i and a are pretty far apart on the keyboard

[true glacier]

uia

[sand galleon]

o moku e kala pona - eat coal

[strange ember]

congratulations you recreated the message that i posted a link to

[sand galleon]

oh dammit, sorry

o moku e kala pona - eat @civic talon

[deep oracle]

jan kasi li moku e moku kama. - Farmers water the crops.

[runic willow]

jan kasi li moku e moku kama. - Tree people are eating the jam tomorrow

[sand galleon]

jan kasi li moku e moku kama - The vegans turn tomorrow's food into today's food

[mossy gulch]

jan kasi li moku e moku kama - Druids have found a way to consume food that does not exist yet

[prisma hinge]

mi moku e sina - i will turn you into a sandwich

[prisma hinge]

iten iten pi ala iten - a list of all things excluding itself

iten iten pi ala iten, iten, iten iten pi ala iten - a list of all things excluding itself and another list of all things excluding itself

iten iten pi ala iten iten, iten iten, iten, iten iten pi ala iten iten, iten - a list of all things excluding itself which includes everything that could be in a list, and a list of all things excluding itself which includes everything that could be in a list

[civic talon]

this is true

is this thread aware of the telo quotes? :o

[keen violet]

iten toki li ken ante -

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  |
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  | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[spiral burrow]

source translation is the things in the image

-# i added the sun in for an extra one

[urban eagle]

suno lili

[storm meadow]

soweli ko - cat

[keen violet]

lawa jo - intellectual property theft

[tender horizon]

kama jo - coming home with groceries

[urban eagle]

ni li lanpan lawa

[urban eagle]

*soweli telo

[prisma hinge]

o kama lon - be fr

[mossy gulch]

mi kala lon telo - I swim in the lake
mi waso lon sewi - I fly through the sky

[storm meadow]

i strongly believe that if english had a short, casual word for "semisolid" we'd probably call cats semisolid instead of liquid
we have more specific words: goo, mush, jelly
but none of those have the implication of a state of matter between liquid and solid like ko does
plus, i'd rather create my own bizarre joke "semisolid animal" than just translate one from english "liquid animal"

[urban eagle]

that is fair and true

i retract my statement

[runic willow]

a state of matter between liquid and solid
"molten", maybe

most of the time it describes things like glass metal or rock at temperatures not necessarily that high enough for them to feel like water

[urban eagle]

i should say though

if you are not opposed to nimisin

puwa works better

[runic willow]

(though obviously there's the temperature connotation)

funny how "molten ice" is an outlier to both patterns (it is just water, which is not viscous, and also it is not extremely hot)
but like, in most cases

[storm meadow]

hm
i feel like the accuracy detracts from the humor
"this animal is fluffy" <- normal statement
"this animal is semisolid" <- what

[runic willow]

jelly is different fromg goo/mush because it's not homogeneous

it's liquids trapped in a solid structure

[urban eagle]

okay that is true

but if you are going for accuracy and understandability i think puwa works

but if youre using nimisin anyways there is nothing that beats nja so ehh fair

[sand galleon]

lukin mi li sewi - my eyes are up here

[true glacier]

lukin mi li sewi -

[prisma hinge]

mi pakala - we are so fucked oh god

[jolly stream]

mi pakala - I am absolutely CRACKED

[urban eagle]

mi pakala - im brocken 💔 💔 💔 😭

[spiral burrow]

mi moli. mi pakala - Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

[prisma hinge]

toki a ale o - Hey all, Scott here

[swift dagger]

lon TwT mi kin, soweli Lin o

another one:

mi pakala - I'm a mistake :<

[urban eagle]

mi pakala - i kick ass 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[swift dagger]

"it all depends on our perspective on ourselves"

[tender horizon]

tan seme la telo sewi li lon a! mi wile musi lon ma - where does zeus’s wine come from?! us earthly beings want to have a good time too!

[spiral burrow]

o kama pona - become goodness
kama pona - well come
kama o pona - the act of arrival shall be great

[shadow temple]

mi pakala: im broken🖤🥀😭🐺

[urban eagle]

i alr said that 3:<

[spiral burrow]

you said that you're brocken

[wet drift]

mi lape - I'm chloroforming

[shadow temple]

oof

[spiral burrow]

poka pimeja - dark side
nasin ike - dark side
kulupu ike - dark side

[sullen crater]

mi sona pona - https://tenor.com/view/you-fool-i-have-been-trained-in-your-jedi-arts-by-count-dooku-gif-15360086697774901365

[urban eagle]

lipu pimeja - dark site

ma pimeja - dark site

[swift dagger]

lukin pimeja - dark sight

[spiral burrow]

toki kama li lon sijelo pi poka tu wan. sina wan e sijelo ni tu la, sijelo ni tu li ken mama e leko pi nasa ala.

• poka nanpa wan li weka tan mute ni pi tawa sike: poka suli en poka poka li lon ma sama.
• poka nanpa tu li poka suli. ona li suli tawa poka ante ale

poka nanpa wan li kipisi kepeken poka nanpa tu la, ona li mama e nasin nanpa

mi pimeja e nasin nanpa ni.

nasin nanpa pimeja - dark sine

-# the coming talks are on shape of three sides. if you combine two of those shapes, you can make a square of no oddities
-# - first side is far from this quantity of circular movement: big side and near side are in the same place(opposite)
-# - second side is a big side. it is big to all other sides(hypotenuse)
-# first side(opposite) is divided by second side(hypotenuse) so they make a numerical path(sine)
-# i darken that numerical path(sine)
-# dark sine

[shadow temple]

[cw: nimi ike en unpa]
pakala:||fuck||
||unpa||: ||fuck||

[strange ember]

cw sex: ||sex||

[sullen crater]

o ku - Cover the toki pona dictionary in Mercury and feed it to radioactive lizards while fighting eighteen dark purple scaled white spotted dragons and twelve fire-breathing red squares with a stick

ilo - Clanker

[wet drift]

o mu e jan - force the homunculus to growl

[spiral burrow]

pona ma pi toki pona

[lime topaz]

pi pi pu pu - the action of grouping multiple words into one modifier of interacting with the book "Toki Pona: The Language of Good" by interacting with the book "Toki Pona: The Language of Good"

not really accurate since you can't use pi as anything but a particle

[sand galleon]

pipi pu pu - the insect who possesses the knowledge of the book Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang and lives inside the book Toki Pona: The Language of Good by Sonja Lang

[lime topaz]

thats better

[north zodiac]

popipopipo popipo

[strange ember]

pu - to credit someone that didnt take part in its creation on a book, allegedly

[spiral burrow]

unpa - loompa doopity doo

[copper crag]

pu - to attempt to redefine a well used word

[shadow temple]

mi pilin ike tawa sina /ref

[spiral burrow]

sona

[prisma hinge]

lon ala lon lon - Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[spiral burrow]

lon ala lon lon - the lies within the truth

[storm meadow]

toki la: toki pona, the language of context

[mossy gulch]

uta la utala - if they bite, fight back

[onyx edge]

o awen - Please kindly turn yourself into an unoxidizing timeless immobile preserved sculpture

[tender horizon]

tawa pona - aerodynamic

[onyx edge]

lupa o lupa e lupa pi lupa lupa lon lupa - Inside the endless tunnel, a straw is legally required to gunshot the hole of the full-of-hole door

[wet drift]

ala la ala o ala e ala
In the emptiness, the nothingness deletes nothing

lupa - portal

[urban eagle]

lon ala la jan ala ken kute e mu sina

[wet drift]

?

In no reality, nobody can hear your screams?

[urban eagle]

in space no one can hear you scream

space, vacuum, nothingness, ala

[wet drift]

ah

[wet drift]

I think that just ala works better

[sand galleon]

lipu ni li jo e pan sike - this website uses cookies

[wet drift]

lon poka nasin, mi kama jo e pan sike sina - by the way, I stole your data

[sand galleon]

seli tan seli, seli tan seli - heat from fire, fire from heat

[shadow temple]

wait does seli tan seli also mean heat from spice

[shadow temple]

_ _

[urban eagle]

seli tan namako

[urban eagle]

"" -jan Awi

[wet drift]

sike li sike - rolling is balls

[tepid pasture]

_ _-

[sand galleon]

o lon o musi o olin - live laugh love
o lon o musi o lanpan - live laugh larceny

[lime topaz]

-

(edited)

[rancid plank]

o tan tawa wawa pi pali sama mute.

[west zephyr]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike: this website eats cookies

[ember rune]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - this piece of paper eats donut holes

[tepid pasture]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - this stingray eats pizza

[true glacier]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - these seaweed eat the rice balls

[onyx edge]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - The flag sharply bites the sushi planet

[wet drift]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - Those cardboard sheets are nibbling on the circle o' wheat!

[rustic gull]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - well, this cookbook makes the dumplings edible at least...

[keen canopy]

lipu ni li moku e pan sike - the creature composed of a single flap of skin has consumed the pączki

[sand wasp]

ma ike pi toki ike

[spiral burrow]

concrete - ko

[gloomy stone]

kin la, ma ike pi toki ike

(taso tenpo la, toki pona li lon)

[urban eagle]

toki kule - swearing
("colorful language")

[tepid pasture]

sike - a plane figure bounded by one curved line, and such that all straight lines drawn from a certain point within it to the bounding line, are equal

[shadow temple]

sike - thats the wrong number!

[prisma hinge]

sike mute -

-# cus the chairs are in circles kinda

[jolly stream]

o kama lon - get real

[keen canopy]

telo suwi - Sweetwater, Texas

[spiral burrow]

o kama sona - become famous

[swift dagger]

nimi lili li pona la kepeken nimi mute tan seme - why say lot word when few word do trick

[swift dagger]

lili pona la mute tan seme - why say lot word when few word do trick (when following its own principal)

[spiral burrow]

UWU - bumpy wanted hill

[spiral burrow]

o jo e lon - get real

[storm meadow]

kalama ale ike - ə

[prisma hinge]

a! a? - Haha! What?

[spiral burrow]

jan a - Gawr Gura

[gloomy stone]

OWO - the thing's requirements

[storm meadow]

OWU - bumpy wanted object's
UWO - the bump's requirements

[azure sandal]

I think U would be lupa instead of nena

[wet drift]

ilo o lon ala - OpenAI will run out of money by 2027

[urban eagle]

*o kama jo e lon

[tender horizon]

*o kama jo e mani, if we’re talking about the currency

[sand wasp]

*o kama jo e nanpa, if we're talking about the data type

[onyx edge]

*o kama jo e waso, if we're talking about illegal bird shooting

[wintry holly]

*o kama jo e ijo, if we're talking about materialism

[spiral burrow]

soweli [OWO] - Eevee

[tender sparrow]

moli waso - murder of crows

[urban eagle]

*moli pi waso

its a murder of crows, not crow murder /j

[ember rune]

wawa:
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-chest-bust-rip-shirt-gif-4172168

W A W A

[urban eagle]

wawa:

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcat-rainworld-scug-rivulet-gif-5584581312717513367

w a w a

[keen canopy]

rivulet

[urban eagle]

soweli Lipulete

lipu lete

[keen canopy]

sitelen esun

[lime topaz]

soweli suli - (take a guess at what it is before opening for comedic effect) ||furry inflation||

[strange ember]

that'd be suli soweli

[urban eagle]

soweli suli could be interpreted as like "growing animal" where it'd make sense

[keen canopy]

i wouldn’t interpret it as that

soweli li kama suli maybe

[urban eagle]

me neither, but it could be

[keen canopy]

but you should use something else because even you don’t interpret it as that

[urban eagle]

yeah its definitely unclear

but its technically speaking not incorrect

[runic willow]

it is incorrect from a pragmatic perspective

-# not sure if I'm using the word "pragmatic" correctly here

[spiral burrow]

mu - This video, I speedrun Minecraft while _ of my friends try to hunt me down and stop me. If I die one time, they win. But, if I kill the Ender Dragon, then I win. This is Minecraft Manhunt.

[urban eagle]

mu!!!!

[spiral burrow]

sina pilin ike la, sina pona - The entirety of What Makes You Beautiful

[copper crag]

by what curse did the tree people destroy utopia with every step? and wherefore was there the strength of god's steps? you should use stools within the ground stools of other gods

[spiral burrow]

So long, it's real - ma Isale o tawa pona!

[onyx edge]

jan lape - Dream

[sand wasp]

ma pona pi toki pona - the TV show "The Good Place" translated into Toki Pona

[median vortex]

mi kute e kalama musi - i play Bop-It

[sand galleon]

unpa pan - pansexual

[swift dagger]

unpa pi ilo seli moku - pansexual

[wet drift]

lawa lon jelo - What ever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left.

[storm meadow]

pilin unpa pi nimi pan - pansexual

[onyx edge]

unpa a - asexual

[shadow temple]

weka e jaki tan jan - to clean a man
weka e jaki tan jan - to force a man to deficate

[keen canopy]

kon - boiled brain steam

[spiral burrow]

jan wile - Dream

[sand galleon]

jan pi sike pini mute pi palisa seli mute - Dream

[spiral burrow]

jan ni: ona li monsuta ala tan pakala - Dream

[quiet shoal]

telo loje - liquid benadryl

[keen canopy]

telo loje - pepto bismol

[quiet shoal]

ko loje - pepto bismol (those chewables)

[jolly stream]

moku pi ken moku - edibles

[shadow temple]

moku nasa ike - edibles

[wet drift]

moku - gasoline

[sand galleon]

ilo tawa la ni li lon

[jolly stream]

wan - the singularity

[quiet shoal]

moku pi seli pini ala - this can both be interpreted as overcooked/burnt food AND undercooked/raw food

[quiet shoal]

jan unu - william afton

[spiral burrow]

jan unu - micheal afton

kokopana💔

[jolly stream]

lili lili - short shorts

[sand wasp]

lili lili li lili lili - short shorts are quite short

[spiral burrow]

ma Usa - USA

[red kettle]

jan - a plucked chicken

[spiral burrow]

lon insa kama - income

lon ala insa kama - outcome

[wet drift]

pali - produce

kili - produce

[prisma hinge]

kute ala kute - do you hear the whistle?

[wet drift]

monsuta - Flowers

[mossy gulch]

mi jan pi wan ma lon insa nasin tawa selo mute pona wan pali nasin - We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice

[urban eagle]

tenpo waso
birthday

[jolly stream]

lon lon - fr fr

[quiet shoal]

mani - a person upside down (does this count?)

[wintry holly]

mani - ramen

[quiet shoal]

huh

[wintry holly]

ramen packets are used as currency in prisons

[quiet shoal]

ah

mani - salt

[wintry holly]

mani - food

[quiet shoal]

lawa ala - so no head?

[wet drift]

lon - lowkirkenuinely

lon

[quiet shoal]

o pini e toki - sybau

[wet drift]

mi la ni li ike - ts pmo

[quiet shoal]

ijo li kama e jan moli Kiki - kirkification

[wet drift]

// Ithink there shouldnt be an e there

[urban eagle]

i mean in that context you would translate ramen as mani

maybe mani pan or moku mani

[wintry holly]

yeah, it can the translated as that in that context, and its funny elsewhere

[urban eagle]

fair lolz

[wintry holly]

we're in https://discord.com/channels/301377942062366741/1212620049584488498

[urban eagle]

i know and i thought like

this is a serious translation in the context provided

where funny

but funny is everywhere but the context provided

but it requires knowledge of the context provided for it to work

so thats why it was provided

threw me off though

i might be autistic

[mossy gulch]

Ooh I am too

[urban eagle]

sipije mute!!!!!

pona a :3

[onyx edge]

nanpa li seme? - what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?

[urban eagle]

jan ni pi olin lili li seme lon ilo nanpa, ona li jan Ansen anu seme? - what are numbers

[quiet shoal]

mi moku e telo li moku e moku - i drink soda, i eat pizza

[granite scarab]

kan pan jan - companion

[onyx edge]

kon pan jan - companion

[shadow temple]

kon pan jan - anthropomorphised spirit of bread

[onyx edge]

akesi - I can't see

[wintry holly]

jelo - talkative (/ref)

[quiet shoal]

laso - uncreative (/ref)

[quiet shoal]

toki - tenpo
tenpo - esun
(toki Nijon)

[quiet shoal]

leko lupa - kaaba

[quiet shoal]

noka en ilo open - toki (toe key)

[wet drift]

nimi tawa ale li pimeja - dementia

[clear epoch]

telo - dihydrogen monoxide. a liquid that can corrode metal and can suffocate people. usually kept in containers

[quiet shoal]

usually kept in poki

[quiet shoal]

nimi tawa ale li pimeja - dementia

[sand galleon]

linja kon - airline

[quiet shoal]

sike kon - airball

[urban eagle]

kili - gay

[quiet shoal]

kili pi pan suwi - also gay

[urban eagle]

kili pi pan suwi is very gay

[quiet shoal]

-# cw: italian brainrot
palisa -||tung tung tung sahur||

[median vortex]

-# cw: italian brainrot
kalama musi -||tung tung tung sahur||

[quiet shoal]

-# cw: italian brainrot
telo kili -||that one teacup one i forgot what its called||

[shadow temple]

jan monsi - a mransgender person (sorry i typoed)

[reef lake]

tama o, ti monsi. - tom, i’t mrans.

[wet drift]

mani - bottle caps

-# no I don't play fallout, i heard it alot tho

[quiet shoal]

ti

[shadow temple]

wuwojiti

[spiral burrow]

pona - swimming

[reef lake]

ike - swimming

[spiral burrow]

pona la poki telo - swimmingly well

[reef lake]

ike la poki tell - SWIMING

[strange ember]

poki tell

[quiet shoal]

poki tell

mani - mana orbs

toki -

[deep oracle]

pana pi sina mute - ManyYou stream

[quiet shoal]

kasi jo - casio

[lavish brook]

ilo penpo - a clock but every number is replaced with the letter P

[clear epoch]

taso - butt

[keen canopy]

wa - whuh

[quiet shoal]

seme -

[quiet shoal]

ilo tenpo - a clock but every number is replaced with the letter T

[quiet shoal]

monsi - however

[wispy tulip]

ilo enpo - a clock with nothing on it

[lavish brook]

enpo - nothing related to time

[onyx edge]

po - four

[shadow temple]

ilo 10 4 - a clock that only shows thr numbers 10 and 4

[lavish brook]

ilo nanpa - a clock that shows any number

[shadow temple]

ilo nanpa - ona li ken pali e seme?

[wintry holly]

tu tu - five

[clear epoch]

ijo ala -

[shadow temple]

owe - to repay someone in the future

[quiet shoal]

ilo kenpo - a tool that could be a clock

[lavish brook]

ilo lenpo - an invisible clock

[onyx edge]

ilo kenpo - a clock of possibilities

[storm meadow]

lape pan - to loaf (like a cat)

[median vortex]

ilo enpo-musitenpike

[wintry holly]

iebrvdvdvv - sleep

[quiet shoal]

seme

[wintry holly]

idk i was sleeping

[quiet shoal]

text - being awake

[urban eagle]

im gonna make this mean sleep in bottomese (conlang im working on :3)

[quiet shoal]

if there is bottomese then there has to be an opposite conlang called topese

[strange ember]

this implies upese, downese, strangese and charmese

speaking strangese makes your flavor different

[quiet shoal]

if we're gonna have those then why not also have like gluonese and zese

[strange ember]

what about the leptons

[quiet shoal]

electronneutrinoese

can we have pionese too
i know it isn't elementary but pionese cmon

[urban eagle]

latin

[quiet shoal]

what

[urban eagle]

idk tbh

[strange ember]

it's some sort of pidgin probably

[quiet shoal]

probably yeah

[urban eagle]

feels like a language tops would speak

[quiet shoal]

switchese?

that just sounds like swiss cheese

mm jami

[urban eagle]

toki pona

[quiet shoal]

but bottomese is its own language, which implies that nobody who speaks non-bottomese languages are all not bottoms

and if bottomese is still being made, then that means that nobody is a bottom yet

[strange ember]

maybe all the bottomese speakers decayed to upese or charmese speakers

[quiet shoal]

likely

[keen canopy]

mi wile lukin

[urban eagle]

ona li pini ala

[keen canopy]

mi sona

mi wile lukin

mi wile lukin - I wish to be an eye

[urban eagle]

mi wile lukin - i visually desire

[quiet shoal]

mi wile oko - i wish synonymically

[storm meadow]

mi wile oko lukin - i wish redundantly

[spiral burrow]

nena insa - ring finger

[west zephyr]

sike ike Ke E: to slowly disappear

[onyx edge]

pakala kala ala la a: to slowly dissapear (slowed + reverb)

[storm meadow]

pakala kala ala la a: in the context of turning into a fish and then slowly disappearing

[wintry holly]

pakala akala kala ala la a

[quiet shoal]

a, kala

[onyx edge]

mi wile mute e sina - I want to clone you

[sand galleon]

telo lawa - cerebrospinal fluid

[quiet shoal]

telo waso - birdbrian

[gloomy stone]

// brian 💀

[quiet shoal]

// jan Pijan :sijelo_kiwen_moli:

[sand wasp]

"the destruction of no fishes means - AAAAAAAH!"

[quiet shoal]

actually it should be :lawa_kiwen_sijelo:

[quiet shoal]

pakala ike - breaking bad

[spiral burrow]

waso Linjat - browt from pokemon winds and waves

[wet drift]

jan pona jaki - friendslop

[spiral burrow]

jasima jaki - choppleganger

[storm meadow]

seme - what the fuck
jan seme - who the fuck
ni li seme - what the fuck is this

[quiet shoal]

ike a, mi tawa - fuck this shit, i'm out

ijo suli utala - large hardon collider

[quiet shoal]

ale - ijo
ijo - soweli
soweli - kijetesantakalu

those three are meant to go together btw

so ale - kijetesantakalu

[hoary flame]

This is basically what thing explainer calls it

[onyx edge]

what do u call this kind of logical fallacy btw

[runic willow]

"not a logical fallacy"

if A = B, B = C, C = D, then A = D

now, the premises themselves are obviously not all true

if you're talking about the "ijo - soweli" part, then that's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_example

[true glacier]

false equivalence?

[spiral burrow]

namako telo. o moku e ona. - dance with us, clap your hands

[shadow temple]

what

[spiral burrow]

someone will get it

-# eventually

[shadow temple]

water spice. eat it.

idk

[spiral burrow]

its a caramelldansen reference

watch jan Misali's video on it

[strange ember]

i get it

[reef lake]

pona mute kin kalama uta o sona e ni musi ni li open kijetesantakalumelitansen

[quiet shoal]

blmalmsisc vinegar

i gave up on typing balsamic correctly and then remembered how to spell balsamic

[quiet shoal]

o sona e moli - Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world by Will Wood

[quiet shoal]

la la la la la la - musi

[hoary flame]

in the context of the context of the context of the context of the context of the context?

[median vortex]

as in singing
la la la la la la laaa

[quiet shoal]

wan en a kili jan - one in a krillion

[wet drift]

o la wan po ken ma li sina - all I want for Christmas is you

[hoary flame]

"ilo li lape ala pi tenpo suli la ilo weka e sona" - if the zip tie is sleep deprived, it will take your memories

[runic willow]

o moku - if you do not eat, the behavior is undefined.

-# ("the behavior is undefined" is C/C++ slang for "demons will come out of your nose")

[shadow temple]

jan kokosila - person speaking another language other than tp
jan Kokosila - jojo siwa but with horrible tpzation

[wet drift]

jan Kookosila - Kookoo-zilla (a crazy person)

[onyx edge]

jan ko Kosila - Godzilla

[mossy gulch]

jan ko Kosila - humanoid Godzilla in non-newtonian form

[median vortex]

ijo tonsi- guns

[outer wind]

nasa a

[quiet shoal]

kokosila - suwi

[quiet shoal]

akesi - i'm guessing

[quiet shoal]

ni btwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1pdbW8LHogw

[spiral burrow]

cw. unpa, toki ike
||mi pana ala e unpa - i don't give a fuck||

[wintry holly]

mi moku e moku - i make food food

[quiet shoal]

mi kute e kalama - i turn sounds into listening devices

alasa - a l'assaut

suli - surely

kepeken - kepe ken (afrikaans)

[quiet shoal]

kapesi - clap and sing

[jolly stream]

wile pakala - broken dreams
wile pakala - the urge to blow stuff up

[true glacier]

wile pakala - to want to be disintegrated

[strange ember]

literally
cw unpa ||unpa||

[storm meadow]

mi moku e moku - i feed the food

[onyx edge]

mi moku e telo - I food the water
mi telo e moku - I water drink

[quiet shoal]

cw moku ||moku||

[wet drift]

moku li moku e moku - gasoline feeds carbon emmissions

[runic willow]

mi la moku for feed is dubious, even in funny translations

[wet drift]

true

[true glacier]

soweli ilo - settings camel

[storm meadow]

what on earth is that?? i looked up it and now i'm ever more confused

[wet drift]

ilo ilo - Nanobot robot

[quiet shoal]

ilo ilo - cancer

[quiet shoal]

ever more
are you the raven?

[storm meadow]

swipe text typo
i meant even more 😭

[hoary flame]

Hunh? How?

[quiet shoal]

ilo ilo = tool whose purpose is tooling = tool that makes tools = self-replicating thing = cancer

[true glacier]

settings camel

[jolly stream]

kalama musi - lol

[quiet shoal]

pan suwi pan suwi - sweet pancake

[wet drift]

suno Pate, o pana e waso pi uta soweli - It's Friday! Post horse mouth bird!
-# cw: weird mouth

[storm meadow]

ni li seme a - what the fuck what the fuck is that ew get it away from me

[wet drift]

too late, it now lives rent free in your mind

[storm meadow]

wasoweli naso o pana e mani tawa mi - i really wish it would live with rent in my mind

[quiet shoal]

a - wow ok that's really strange but ok yeah sure i guess you can do that

[clear epoch]

toki a - many hello

[quiet shoal]

toki a - language AUGHHHHH!!!!!!!

[storm meadow]

o e soweli ala - do not the cat

i just searched the server apparently someone has already made this joke so i would like it on the record that i came up with my identical translation completely independently

[wet drift]

o e pipi Lonle ala - do not the Longlegs

-# Zooliminology

[quiet shoal]

zooliminology is peak

[quiet shoal]

kapesi - cat pissing

[wet drift]

unu - oh no

[quiet shoal]

owe - oh, where?

[spiral burrow]

o weka - owe ka
(according to the ligature fonts)

[quiet shoal]

lukin mi la sina pana tan wile sina e sona ike. mi toki tawa jan lawa sina e ni. pilin mi la sina ken ni. taso sina o pali - It appears that you are typing in wrong answers on purpose again. I sent a note and email to your teacher and parent letting them know. I believe that you can do this, but you are going to have to do your part.

[onyx edge]

ma Nijon li tawa e noka tawa wawa - Japan is turning footsteps into electricity

[wet drift]

lon pi musi Pikapu - SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY GONE - Peakaboo Analysis and Explaination

[quiet shoal]

ni li pan anu pan anu pan anu pan anu pan anu pan anu seme? - is this bread, rice, wheat, rye, oat, barley, or what?

[deep oracle]

musi esun pi esun ala - paid free video game.

[deep oracle]

moku seli lete - stale cooked food.

[storm meadow]

moku lete seli - uncooked food made of fire

[deep oracle]

wile jo owe - coperate greed

[sand wasp]

tawa suno - Phototropism

[wet drift]

o weka e ko tan leko - dust the block
o pana e ko tawa leko - dust the block

[onyx edge]

they're fine - ona li pona a.
they're fine - ona li pona.
they're fine - ona li meso.

[lime topaz]

moku pi lete seli - food related to that one absolutely useless ability combo in kirby 64

[tender horizon]

cw perhaps unappetizing imagery

||open suno la mi weka tan supa lape. suno ale la, mi telo e sijelo tan wile pi pilin pona. kepeken ilo la, mi weka e jaki pi kiwen uta. pini la, mi moku lili li tawa tomo pali a!

when our sun was born, i alighted from my cryosleep chamber. i then cleansed some meat with extreme UV radiation (as a treat for myself for later), and with a chisel, i scraped out all that gunk from its jawbone. and along the edges, i chewed a bit off and put it in the food processor, mmm!||

[wet drift]

kiwen tenpo - time traveller's stone

[reef lake]

the time thingie (steven universe)

[spiral burrow]

ijo tenpo

ko - clod
ko - yellow diamond

[wet drift]

kiwen wawa pi lon ala - pyrite

[kindred mural]

mi utala lon mi alasa lukin ni
-# "i had a stroke reading this"
-# (literally "i struggled when i was trying to read this")

wait i got a better idea

soweli suli Kasila utala lon ona alasa lukin ni en ona moli
-# "godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"
-# (literally "kasila struggled when he was trying to read this and he died")

[strange ember]

this sentence literally doesn't mean that

[kindred mural]

wait what

[strange ember]

there needs to be a li and en doesn't connect sentences and you can't put sentences in prepositions and

[outer wind]

"en" connects subjects of the sentence, that's it.

[strange ember]

also having a stroke is not really utala

soweli suli Kasila li lukin e ni la sijelo insa ona pi tawa telo li pakala la ona li moli

[outer wind]

Without "li" separating the subject(s) from the verb(s), I can’t track what is happening in the sentence.

[kindred mural]

theres like 5 messages correcting that one sentence

[outer wind]

Okay? Do you not want to learn from your grammar mistakes or...

[kindred mural]

i obviously do

[outer wind]

Okay! Put "li" before the verb (and for every new verb) in the sentence. Though, if the subject is just "mi" or "sina" you should skip the first "li"

[kindred mural]

ok attempt 2

soweli suli Kasila li pakala mute lon ona li alasa lukin ni kin ona moli

[strange ember]

ok the lis make sense now

but the sentence still doesn't

you're trying to put a sentence "ona li alasa lukin" into a preposition "lon". prepositions can only hold noun phrases. the word kin also can't connect sentences

this means something like "the big animal Kasila gets very damaged on itself, and tries to try to do its dead this also"

[outer wind]

It's better! But as Kanoli said, the sentences are fused oddly. Maybe at the end, just making another sentence is best.

[strange ember]

la is a useful word for joining many ideas into one sentence

[outer wind]

I was thinking about "e ni:" or just, multiple sentences. Though, that's good too!

[kindred mural]

ok so "soweli suli Kasila li pakala mute lon ona li alasa lukin ni la* ona moli"?

[outer wind]

Closer! "moli" is a verb, so it should get "li" before it.

[kindred mural]

"soweli suli Kasila li pakala mute lon ona li alasa lukin ni la ona li* moli"?

[strange ember]

you're still trying to put a sentence into a preposition

[outer wind]

Just add "e" before "ni" because "ni" is the object of the sentence. Oh, yeah, the sentences are still melted together...

[kindred mural]

alright:
"soweli suli Kasila li pakala mute lon ona li alasa lukin e ni la ona li moli"

[strange ember]

when there's more than one li in a sentence, it means that the subject does something and does something else. like
"jan li tawa li moku" means "someone walks and eats".
prepositions don't override this.
"jan li tawa lon ma li moku" breaks up into "jan (li tawa lon ma) (li moku)" and means "someone walks on the ground and eats".
the same thing happens to your sentence:
"soweli suli Kasila (li pakala mute lon ona) (li alasa lukin e ni)"

[outer wind]

"(The) big animal (named something like) Kasila is very broken in itself and tried to see this, so it has died" I think that's a good translation.

[spiral burrow]

kiwen wawa lon - pyratite

[reef lake]

kiwen kalamARRR - piratite

[deep oracle]

o meli Sonko! - confuse someone like using 'sinpin Pasi' for Bassie shrine (shrine in this context means placing prints of Bassie because of a hyperfixatation at Bassie Bloomington)!

[keen canopy]

a wall can be a shrine

[deep oracle]

Ok

sitelen esun - animation of outfit swap one to another (for example Tisha is wearing Shelly's outfit and Shelly is wearing Tisha's outfit).

[quiet shoal]

musi pi ma pi kasi Tansi mentioned

tan pi tan pi wan lawa -

[deep oracle]

len sinpin - photo blanket (hung up on a wall)

[wet drift]

mi pana e suwi lili tawa telo mi tan ni: ona li pona e suno mi! - I am a hummingbird

[wet drift]

waso pi tawa wawa

[deep oracle]

mi meli Sonko e nimi tan ni: len lape pi jan Pope li kama len lape Pope. I have confused a thing because I named the blanket from blanket depicting Bobette from Dandy's World to blanket named Bobette.

[spiral burrow]

kijetesantakalu - Limealicious

[sand galleon]

supa pan - breadboard

[quiet shoal]

supa wawa - bread board

[spiral burrow]

supa telo - waterboard

[sand wasp]

pan li pilin musi ala - bored bread

[wet drift]

pan li pilin musi ala - partypooper pretzel

[true glacier]

pan li pilin musi ala - im bored

[quiet shoal]

ike - waterboard

[wet drift]

supa telo - water board

[hoary flame]

jan jan Jan - a person-y person (or people-y people) named Jan

[real rover]

ona li soweli pi kon ala li kon e telo li lon telo lon tenpo pona ale - it’s a fish

[wet drift]

mun Sanjuwali - Jan.

[deep oracle]

esun len li esun len ala - outfit swap is not censorship swap.

[wet drift]

o musi ala - No drunken ragers

[mossy gulch]

jan kon - ghost
jan kon - alive person

[smoky sapphire]

reminds me of

[lime topaz]

suno = subway surfers gameplay

[jolly stream]

suno - my eyes

[wet drift]

suno - olin

"sina suno pi lon mi"

[quiet shoal]

jan pi moku telo - Danny Drinkwater

[spiral burrow]

jan pi poka suno - Mr. Brightside

[wet drift]

wan pi moku telo - emulsifier

[spiral burrow]

isipin - brain mri

[onyx edge]

isipin - head tattoo

[reef lake]

isipin - inside voice

[wet drift]

jan o! tenpo seme la ona li ante e nimi pi ilo Tewita tawa ilo E? - elephant in the room

[glad pebble]

ilo E 😭

[onyx edge]

pu recommended method of transliterating ✌️

[sand galleon]

pipi sitelen - spelling bee

[quiet shoal]

tenpo pi sitelen jan - a pictured insect

[mossy gulch]

pipi pi wawa nasa - spelling bee

[real rover]

mi kepeken wawa pi kiwen walo!!! - cast iron

[karmic coral]

That's what she said - to

[median vortex]

sama ante - isomer

[deep oracle]

linja pona - Trusted Connections (on Roblox)

[tender sparrow]

suno - mi
suno - lukin mi
suno - ijo
suno - ala (pi ijo len)

suno li lon suno la suno li ken suno suno e suno.

[deep oracle]

mi tu wan li esun kule - we (3 people) color each other's sketches (jan A colors jan E's sketch, jan E colors jan I's sketch, and jan I colors jan A's sketch)

[wet drift]

ilo tawa - ladder

[deep oracle]

kalama esun - Hypnodancer - Little Big (because the song is used in outfit swap animations trend on social media. The idea is by Poeypepto)

[keen canopy]

this is cute

[deep oracle]

waso kiwen - airplane

[wet drift]

waso sona - eurasian magpie

[onyx edge]

mi mu a a a a a - I roared MUAHAHAHAHA

[hoary flame]

mi mu a a a a a - I meowed!!! >w< :3

[smoky sapphire]

mi mu a a a a a - we beep-boop ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

[spiral burrow]

o weka sin (using ligature fonts)- botanical totalitarianism, hmm

[wet drift]

pakala - average

[wet drift]

moku ilo - holographic meatloaf

[quiet shoal]

ala nanpa - to be at the choir auditorium

[deep oracle]

mi suli li toki - my older sibling is talking.
mi suli li toki - I am growing up and talking.

[wet drift]

mi mi mi - song

[wet drift]

ma Tipeleli - Up to mighty London; came an Irish lad one day. All the streets were paved with gold so everyone was gay. Singing songs of Piccadilly, Strand and Leicester Square. 'Till Paddy got exceited and he shouted to them there!: "It's a long wat to Tipperary! It's a long way! to go! It's a long way to Tipperary! To the sweetest girl I know! Goodbye! Piccadilly! Farewell Leicester Square! It's a long long way to Tipperary! But my heart's right there!"

[spiral burrow]

o kama - step on in
o noka - step on him
o wawa - step on up

[jolly stream]

o anpa - step down

[wet drift]

o weka - resign

[north zodiac]

tomo sina ale la, mi o jo e ona - all your base are belong to us

[sand galleon]

sina sona e toki ona - you know what zese

[wet drift]

kalama weka - ||suicide||

[sand galleon]

why is that a kalama?

[wet drift]

call of the void

[sand galleon]

i assume this is a reference to something 🥲

[wet drift]

its a phenomena where if you look from a tall building or height, you might get the intrusive thought to jump

[sand galleon]

ah I see

I'd translate that as "kalama kon"

[spiral burrow]

ken lape - Dream Theory

powe - Dream Theory

[deep oracle]

kon pakala - Oxygen

[hoary flame]

kon seli-water

[wet drift]

telo seli - complicated

[sand wasp]

o kama pona - git gud

[wet drift]

moli la mi awen - eternal and perpetual love

[runic willow]

moli mani — coincide

[spiral burrow]

lipu ken li ken ala kama ken ala - the application form cannot be cancelled

[sand galleon]

wan tu tu pi - loss