#stardust-crusaders
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Sheexh
Baduzzy
I wonder if we will get in trouble for what we are doing rn
You will
speaks in alt account
oh i see
@quasi oak, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !
I’ve been here basically the entire time
what was your favorite part of our conversation
None of it
Talking bout my status
How can I defend myself, I need to call Saul
W
Your honor
Johnny Depp's lawyers
dang silver chariot talkin like he bouta get the gang on us
Our conversation was purely ironic
man wtf
same
Goofy ahh
@static swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !
ong
Frr
what is the best part
3
dang my message got deleted
k
I just realized something
Pulp Fiction has a jojo reference
It cant be the other way around, SC came first
Both Vincent and Polnareff get in trouble each time they go to the toilet
the lack of audio disturbs me
Frfr
when you at school and they hate on yo crocs
Kakyowin
Actually it’s pronounced as la kaka
HII
kakyowin

ahh yes, lakaka
I told on him to jonathan
Apparently his stand is the same as Dios or something. It’s never explained how or why this happened but it just did, so therefore Star Platinium had all The Worlds abilities. Stupid.
@lilac aspen do those count as memes? (the text images) Also I’m pretty sure that’s nsfw 💀
Where does that guy even get those messages
Bro told Jonathan Dios trying to fuck him 💀
i think they're just plain weird
should i delete
Yes please
They sent those in #vento-aureo too
They really don’t make sense
Yea
Are really weird
And could make other members uncomfy
They also have no context whatsoever
Now they are in #vento-aureo and #phantom-blood
💀
Yea :,))
Thanks titoru
Tysmm
Chad
Jotaro just happens to have the same type of stand as the world
He didn’t really obtain it, he already had it
i found it randomly funny
then again i just showed up here
eh

hes such a big deal guys
look at him
he actually did a mean thing
the server is gonna close down now

Uh-oh!
ok so
if
wait so if that car stand...
can change and stuff
can't he make a fighter jet?
and just go boom boom
!w wheel of fortune
Wheel of Fortune (ホウィール・オブ・フォーチュン(運命の車輪), Howīru Obu Fōchun) is the Stand of ZZ, featured in the third part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Stardust Crusaders. As a Stand bound to a car, it is capable of morphing its exterior to suit the needs of its driver.
"it is capable of morphing its exterior to suit the needs of its driver."
so he could
in theory
no?
Well he would need a plane first
i just watched steely dan get hit by a beat down

Capitalism wins again
My JoJo Meme playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1voWM_1ZQ&list=PLDsGvke6TC-rdRCFEgLc_UxWEimmvZJtU&index=2&t=0s
From: https://www.reddit.com/user/Mason_0766
#TrueTrex #JoJo #Meme #Jojokes #Jojosbizarreadventrue #Haveanicedayguyreadingtags #Dankmeme #Dank
I died 😂😂😂
apparently avdol has 2 right hands in this "error" version of the ending
J'Avdol
hol horse and boingo ED has its own non-official song on spotify
for some dumb reason
dang
hi
🪨 🪨
am I supposed to laugh or something?
Kakyoin definitely did

he laughed because he figured out the enemy's trick but ok
that's still the same
he figured it out and found it stupid that the enemy used some mirror to hide himself
Certified banger
so i've been bingewatching jojo for a few weeks now
managed to get to the point with uhh
justice part 1
mudamuda
mmm yes, part 3 is quite something
its a cool something
indeed
w
w!
dont read this
||stuffyouyou'regay||
of course the part where hentai-voice-acting kakyoin gasps and breathes heavy before shadow dio is only in the anime
@high ginkgo, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !
Wait wrong chat
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 25 !
ma fav part
Wrong chat
As you can see I’ve put very vivid things related to the next part in the channels
Oh
Vampires have full control over their bodies
I don't think vivid is the right word
Vivid would imply a lot of clarity, which is the opposite of what you're trying to say
"good grief"
guys who do u think would win in a fight jotaro but with no stand or dio with no stand
dio with no stand is still a vampire lol
then what about jotaro
good point tho
best season = sc
jotaro and dio would be pretty evenly matched in their teens
dio has pretty good boxing skills, while jotaro has fought in many fights
replace "goes" with "makes me"
im so fucking hilarious
*not

child jotaro was able to beat a fully grown man into submission
imagine submitting to a child
its jotaro so its an exception
i mean jotaro is just a fucking menace so yeah
he probably ora orad out of holly's womb
even as a child
he came out 3 months too early because he punched through her womb
he probably started standing on the hospital floor because he didn't want the doctors to touch his newborn body
he cut the umbilical cord himself
he cut that caesarean section himself 💀
puts ear next to holly's pregnant belly
'what's that noise?'
'doesn't sound like a heartbeat to me...'
"ora ora ora"
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
he wants to get out
why is dark blue moon so thick
oh greatest of heavens
he's mooning us

so whats the dark thing
or do they mean dark as in black
i think he has something to tell us
about the british broadcasting company
𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝-
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻-
𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙾𝚛𝚊😤
Did you see his 6 year old form? It kind of makes no sense, actually. So, like, we’ve seen him around that’s age, he looked like a civilized little boy, actually, like a Jonathan, how the hell did he manage to beat up a grown man at that age?
child jotaro can be just as serious and violent as teenage jotaro
Damn
he was always a force of nature
plus it was alessi so he gave up really quickly once he found himself overpowered by a child
alessi severely underestimates his opponents once he turns them into children
He’s kind of stupid, I’m not gonna lie
his aggressive side was always there, it just made more sense once jotaro became more rebellious and delinquent later on
Most of DIOs gang is stupid
indeed
pretty much all of them are morons
Makes sense, I guess
could've easily taken out the group if they had better plans than just walking up to the group and trying to hit them
Except for N’Doul
yea n'doul was a pretty good one
Anubis was the first of 3
n'doul lost to plot convenience
im no animal expert but dogs should not be able to smell people from kilometers away
He offed himself 💀
🥶 Iggy just built different? Idk
What do ou think is the worst way to go in stardust crusaders?
Like with all the stand users
man 90% died, that road is pretty deserted
I slept through that part 🥶
Wait
What did DIO offer servants?
Other than mutual ideas and concepts
Like the greedy ones I mean
rubber soul was gonna get 100 million dollars if he killed jotaro
vampiric charm
Damn, he seduced all the bank keepers or something?
because yes
Why didn’t he at least attempt to recruit Kakyoin?
mariah got it pretty bad too
wdym
If I were him I’d use the flesh buds last
When he controlled kakyoin
First episodes
absolute control is far better
Why does he pick and choose who to control
Then why doesn’t he use it on his other servants? He doesn’t need to pay them anything after
some can be blinded by money like rubber soul and hol horse, others that have ties too close to dio need to be controlled
Kakyoin was too close to Dio?
or just people that don't want to follow him in general
Like 17 year olds with a cherry obsession?
yes
people who aren't gonna 100% be loyal to him but can be pretty useful get the bud
🤮 the very idea is disgusting
some random egyptian fortune teller has a powerful stand? flesh bud him
if money doesn't work then seduce him (aka flesh bud)
I think the worst way to die would be to vanilla ice
vanilla ice disintegrated pretty quickly
The very concept of blinking and finding half your body gone, no how he kills you
Then the fact there’s something at the other end of that void
Something you don’t know of
Not even the user knows
being erased instantly sounds like a good way to die
I mean, it’s painless, but the idea of it
If I’m erased from the world, I’d rather have every memory anyone has ever had of me go away too
Would be cool ngl
As if I never existed
Like my documents would turn blank
white whale noises
Spoilers: end of part 3 ||Which crusader got it worse?||
I'd say
||Iggy's death was probably the most painful, he agonized for a good 10 minutes||
||Kakyoin second worse||
||Avdol had a pretty quick death||
he had fleshbuds in enya
I think he didnt control enya
10 minutes??
At worse 1
But he used the flesh buds as a mean of auyodestruction
But he has the longest death I think
oh i read it wrong lmao
Which is fucked since enya was willing to follow him 100% anyway
Like that was the most fucked up thing dio had done...
oh wow what's that on your profile
@nova mortar, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
dunno what inspired you to post it on this very channel aside of a potential lack of idea where to post, but it belongs in #memes-and-images
good meme btw
fr samsung ringtones go insanely hard
If you think about it
Senator Phillips really is a fucking dick
He ran over dozens of people
Just because he thought he could save his own life
OVA senator was even funnier
im so tempted to click on the spoilers 
must finish part 3
Finish before clicking
Dude went crazy very fast upon "accepting" his death
Not defending his actions but
Imagine being fucked with by the world lol
you were just like me trying to make history
Tomorrow is June 19th
someone on this server plays jump force?
Isn't that game not good
it is not good
In the end, they bonded over both playing college ball, and their shared ability to break the leaders of their respective countries in two.
This started off as a Patreon request that I went overboard with, to the point I decided to turn it into a meme worth uploading.
join to force me to make more stupid stuff https://www.patreon.com/jackdurr...
COD is mid
armweak 
true
80 dollars for a 8 hour long game plus multiplayer filled with children
mgr memes aren't funny
Jump Force
JF?
aint that game trash
ahh
Literally asked the same thing
Just coz I heard its not great
Never played it
No offense to that one dude who asked if anyone else plays it
No BO2
@candid kelp, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !
You misunderstood me then
I was talkn bout the infamous jumpforce
Yeah…Jumpforce is bad
oh
@wintry rampart pls
thank god you're here daoud

With Reason: nsfw
Kunoro#0562
596416217799983121
12237
moment
Light mode looks so ugly
F.
this better?
Sure 👍
Yellow vampire kills a whole bloodline for powers and turns to powder
real
Just ordered
Very real ordered off right stuf
Do stands have to be aactivated to prrotect the user?. Like if I shot jotaro in the head while his asleep would that kill him or would stsr pkatnuim catch the bullet?
it would likely kill him
it has been shown many times that star platinum doesn't protect jotaro when caught by surprise
like when anubis straight up threw his blade at jotaro and star platinum did nothing because jotaro didn't notice
and in thoth's prediction where jotaro was shot several times in the face from bullets coming straight at him
and a few more examples in later parts that i can't mention here
also no they don't have to be activated first, if the user reacts quickly enough and summons his stand on time it'll work the same way
Wdym it’s just a theory
No shit he does
He saw his friends and grandpa die
Well his grandpa almost died
Thanks Diavolo
That’s sick man! I love the jojonium releases
could arabia fats kill dio
doesn't it also have UV
no
when
when what
did it ever state that it doesn't have ultraviolet light
when did it state that it had UV light
alright so
the "sun" is so hot
it could make the surrounding area around 80 degrees celcius
from the heat from the stand alone
we can assume that it also possesses large amount of radiation
assuming doesnt mean it has UV lights
im talking about the electromagnetic radiation UV
what about sentient stands
they have to give a shit
how many sentient stands are there
i just read the sun arc and damn they really did drag out 2 short chapters into a 20 minute episode
can a sentient stand see stuff if its unsummoned
i can remember 4 from the top of my head
pacing do be like
most likely no
i can only remember like 2 and idk if one is even fully sentient
go to #jojo-overall-discussion
they dragged out 152 short chapters into 48 long episodes
should have been 1 smh my head
should have carried themselves with their stands and flied to egypt
smh
i want to see his ranking by the end
wdym by sentient
as in they are not connected to the user and do their own thing
or they seem to have a mind of it's own but follow the commands of the user
both?
counting stands that were in tutorial mode for a bit like sp
doing their own thing till the user learned to control the stand
why did star platinum completely stop doing stuff on its own anyways
bcuz it was it's tutorial mode ig
jotaro kind of didn't think of sp as his own
storm
Jonathan star platinum confirmed
no wayyyy
shut up
did you type jotaro as jonathan
yes
caught lacking
im watching a video rn about jonathan
gets done with part7 mc
"ok guys so those are my thoughts on every main joestar in every part"
lmaooo
im currently watching a video explaining how part 8 main villain is complex lmao
Kenny G in X-tier (above S)
Truly based ranking
which one is kenny g
Only DIO ties in power
The illusion stand
he doesn’t regconise his mother
whats the full ranking
Watch it yourself
Is the title “the complex villain that is (insert part 8 villains name)”?
If so I watched that video
yeah
hi
Sup
@native stone, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !
since we dont know where cream takes you
@rose topaz, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !
What duh heck
It shows his ghost right after
If he starved it would have took to long to show his ghost
Also you should use spoiler warnings…
You know you can bleed to death really soon with your literal arms cut off
@crimson moss, Your Stand Rank is now level 40 !
I think it's safe to assume he disintegrated
Based
Idk, I like it but its always been watever to me
The one stand that beat Star Platinum
Granted Jotaro was using it for the first time
Idk, in general I really like it
Amazing
Magician’s Red needs to be a lot higher than C. Have it at B or A, because Magician’s Red has quite a lot of power imo
Magician’s Red beat Silver Chariot at its prime, aswell as Star Platinum. It’s also capable of completely throwing the enemy off even with someone as advanced in sense as Silver Chariot who can almost outpace Star Platinum and is very dexterous
Also Magician’s red has cool looking abilities so like it needs to be B/A
kkk shit
vledledledledleldeldlelde
i love magicians red simply because ungabunga caveman like fire
at the same time its just a naked Blaziken
myes
wry
This is just based on how I liked the stands in this part, not power
might do a tier list once i finish stardust crusaders
Skipping any part part is cringe
Fax
Maybe not p5
Glad to see the gatekeeping is still prominent in this server
It always will be

You can skip part 4 as well
Actually no since it introduces something thags important for part 6
Like 1 thing and it's not even really important
why would anyone skip a part though 
yo mom is important
True
not gonna lie my fav stands in stardust crusaders is probably silver chariot and star platinum
the fog stand is cool though
Judgement or smthing
i think Judgement is the genie one from a guy who got pissed on
You can only skip a part if you read the all manga volumes. Period.
justice
Yea
Ah ok that’s totally different
wasssup guys'
@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !
ok
I did that
I’m going to get called mental now aren’t I
,
We’re playing some kind of wave survival game 💀
I must prepare my turrets
Filled with “I still watched it, don’t worry”
all fun and games until the bossfight begins
the guy who watched it all, but out of order: rules of nature
Lol
I watch a few episodes of SC and then watched phantom blood
gah this jotaro fucko too mean to women let me see a REAL GENTLEMAN
Yes
Fr
x
Nicee wallpapers
saw someone say that there's no explanation for how DIO got a roadroller in 9 seconds, but you dont question it because "its fucking DIO"
however I just realized, he more than likely used spirit photography
i mean it is fucking dio
maybe i should've came here when i finished part 3, not when i started it
Uh yeah maybe
eh too late
Because he’s too stupid
I guess so
ultra simp
He’s literally invincible when he’s transformed into the orb
But he was too cocky
Like dio
bottom vibes
Ok
Act less stupid then...
thats a hate crime i sense
and thats a felony
ive watched cobra kai
better watch out
Yeah well I’ve watched many jetstream Sam videos and I’ve memorized his attack pattern
good god...
Few months ago I could've said I knew where to find a relatively unsupervised road roller but now the construction project is over so it's gone
Moment
:-
It was a pretty cool roller tho it has the rotating seat so it could drive both ways
Interesting
So you’re not much of one to have great days?
@neon sigil has been muted
Reason: deserves the death penalty
slight amount of tomfoolery
Empress of Light (OneWing)#9571 has been unmuted
bruuh
this is the price for posting cringe
Yes
see for someone like mando its difficult to get muted cus
Shall the new age of darkness take over
No

Storm
have mercy
Take your bluename pills mando
ima do it rn
Good
IGGY
Ok
tbh vanilla ice is actually pretty strong
yeah he is
if i recall correctly he almost kills polnareff
He’s like
Probably second most dangerous enemy stand user in part 3
Cream=Coolest Part 3 stand
facts
@frail fiber, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !
meh
the lovers is actually underrated in my oppinion
Sure I can see that
it posed a treath to the crusaders almost killing joseph
Coolest part 3 stand silver chariot 😔
Dan was using it pretty smart, too bad he was fuckn w the wrong crew
true
one of the mains causes of his defeat is him being a big dummie
messing with one of the strongest stand users in part 3
not to me tbh
One of the most satisfying beatdowns in the series
Same
I respect the opinion though
for some reason that was the first ora i ever heard
I still dont get that stand
sidenote: Imagine showing it to DIO (for his consideration) and he suddenly freaks the fuck out
Before he realizes
the sun stand is literally just a giant ball of stand energy fire
hamon beat said something about how it has to be hit with a specific amount of sun light
no
Lol what
it's the uv emissions of the sun that they can't handle
ill look back at the video again
A thin ray of sunlight's like a little laser piercing beam
The Sun (stand) isnt the sun itself
To them
Who said it was
many people think that
people who say it can affect dio
The hell
I just love the idea of dio going "so what does your stand do" (recruiting users) and picturing him freaking out at first
lol
bro the stand only creates light and heat
also shoots Light beams
light
regular light
fu
actually no, visible light
so the lamp
not ultraviolet light
doesn't do anything or something.
no
hi
hi
hi
hi
Hello
Hi
K
hello
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
ZERO
ROAD ROLLER DA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
:/
S
bru
I don’t make the rules 
ZA WARUDO
@dim forum, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
STAR PLATINUM
DID HE JUST MOVE?
ZA WARUDO
ACKKKK
ORAAAA
rero rero rero rero
kakyoin remember the cherry thing
Kakyoin died
ROAD ROLLER DAAA
what
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
I didnt know
yes he died
By the time Jotaro and Dio fight he dies lmao
dio killed him
bru
u didnt have to tell me bru
he deserved to
no he dont
I expected you to have at least finished the part
"Hey guys! i skipped parts to part 3! 🤓"
Before doing whatever the fuck this is
isnt jotaros first villian tower of gray
ora
@safe current, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !
ORA ORA ORA ORA
im laughing 
Technically it’s Kakyoin
ORAAAAA
true
oh true
ok done
wdym?
He only says Star Platinum
what
he says star platinum za warudo
yeah
in this part he didnt say anything when he stopped time
then this is inaccurate
u dont have to point it out bru
He only says it when he uses his stand 
Can Dio resume time before the maximum lenght of his time stop?
@static swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !
yes, because he describes his limit as his maximum, and is trying to train it so he can stop time for as long as he wants
1 upping me

1 thing I never understood about part3 dio is that he didn’t use his lazer eyes again
Few reasons, firstly, Space Ripper Stingy Eyes uses a lot of life force, life force that is needed to fully fuse with Jonathan’s body, and secondly, DIO was so confident in his stand’s ability that he ignored all of his old powers.
also his other abilitys require contact with jotaro (bad)
This can explain the super long time stops actually
DIO can stop time for how long he wants but he has to do it manually
But when he does and starts doing things
He loses count of the time and just keep doing it subconsciously
space ripper stingy eyes directly launches his brains out of his eyes, causing loss in both brain matter and blood, which he wants both of
plus blah blah blah the world is the strongest stand he needs no other abilities
why shoot your precious joestar blood out of your face when you got the world
he also didn't use it in his fight against jonathan, probably because brain damage still applies to vampires
the frontal lobe is likely a necessary part needed to fight
No
he's neither a nazi or joseph
I think the main reason he would lose would be his ego
they need either hamon or the sun
destroying their brains could work on them, but everytime we see their brains destroyed its due to hamon and they're pretty much already dead
why
they aren't dumb
if all you had to due was put bait in some sunlight then they would be dead far earlier
Im not talking about a block of cheese either
Make them follow you into a place that has sunlight, but they wouldn't expect to
Like artificial UVs
those don't really harm the pillar men
more like a tickle
even santana was like bruh wtf
perhaps
Even I was wondering how tf would Joseph beat ultimate Kars
He used plot armor overdrive
https://youtu.be/Jjnl3CZIzPc
There’s this japanese drama series which has similar theme as kakyoin’s
I watched it with my parents before I watched jojo
When kakyoin’s theme played when I watched part 3, my mom thought it was similar too
Player1: maimai 1P
Player2: maimai 2P
KANSAWADA - Theme of Doctor-X (MASTER)
They need blood tho
how does dio have so many knifes in his pockets and look normal
He simply has skill
But if there is no people
walk somewhere and succ some people
That sounds wrong without context
What if they have no legs
grow some
Straizo moment
They have arms
But no blood
walk with arms
ah yes reminds of a stand without legs
A certain stand indeed
one that ages people
clearly sethan
Setan in my language means ghost
makes sense
Sethan
Use necc
Just a head
use tongue
Tongue like polnareff did
Cut off the tongue with knife
do a kars and become birb
Might aswell just die at this point 💀
Pillarmen can’t become birds
average people do not have the reflexes to pull out the nearest knife and slice off incoming 20m tongues
And dio is no average person
DIO does
just go to a random person and succ
No future part stuff
ah i remem now
If we talk about jesus in here is it not allowed
You shouldn’t talk about religious things
ah good
Could get out of hand
Got muted in antoehr server for pinging the owner and saying The chat is so ded it makes kakyoin look like he alive
Ok?

Pinging the owner is unnecessary too
You didn’t get muter for the joke but for being annoying and pinging the owner
(pings elma) isn't that right
that's right

😳
telepathy success
Wait jotaro can see in dios time stop right
Then before jotaro and dio met
Did jotaro see all dios previous time stops
What
Pretty sure yeah
Only after his first realization
So ig no..?
true
Did you make it to day 100 elma
that's not true
definitely not real
Was kidding
Invalid input supplied, no valid member found.
:muut @neon sigil knows too much
Goodbye chat 😔
they must not know that all the staff are actually alts
follow the guards to the reeducation center
Hehe
EIma in Jojo chats
that's right
Real
If I said “Elma” would Elma appear suddenly?
No lmao
Only when I want to
I see
best season cause jotaro was in it
@visual quest, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !
By that logic most of the seasons are best season
True
Meaning that their logic states all parts are the best at the same level
Without sadame there wont be jotaro in part 1
idgaf stfu
You should
No need to be rude
not
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What does this image mean
Probably a death threats situation













