stardust-crusaders

[elder spire]

FR

[neon sigil]

sorry for any confusing wording

I implied that dio was clapping in joy at trolling pol

my apologies for any confusion

[elder spire]

SUREEEEEE

[dreamy wind]

also jotaro called dio a neon vampire and thats funny

[neon sigil]

"bravo bravo polnareff"

[elder spire]

Yeah totally bro

[neon sigil]

alright

your perspective is not mine to control

so if that's how you saw it, so be it

[unborn pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jojo-anime-cartoon-japanese-gif-7432836

[neon sigil]

ah yes

the old classic kono dio da meme

surprisingly got more plot armor than jotaro and refuses to die

[stray minnow]

10+ YEARS LATER AND IM STILL PROCESSING KAKYOIN

HOW THE FUCK

[cinder isle]

girls in lockdown be like

[neon sigil]

what the hell

[stray minnow]

FUCK YOU ARAKI WHY COULDNT U GIVE KAKYOIN PLOT ARMOR

[neon sigil]

kakyoin is memed too much imo

[cinder isle]

NOOOOOO

NOT CINNAMON DONUT

[stray minnow]

mf just wanted to save jotaros mom

[neon sigil]

precisely

[cinder isle]

nah bro he wanted that hollussy

[neon sigil]

cringe mindset

[elder spire]

HOLLUSSY😭

[stray minnow]

dude

[cinder isle]

what

[stray minnow]

i need more of that polnareff and kakyoin shit

[cinder isle]

uhhhuhuh

[stray minnow]

dude they used to be thebest fucking duo

[cinder isle]

more like avdol and joseph

[stray minnow]

NOT FUCKING PORN

DUMBASS

[elder spire]

Yep

[cinder isle]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-avdol-lewd-nsfw-gif-19505412

lol

[neon sigil]

man, are you one of those people who just goes along with cringy memes and agrees to them all the time lol

[stray minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-kakyoin-handshake-gif-18343126

[elder spire]

Love it

[cinder isle]

nope

[near star]

@cinder isle, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[cinder isle]

ima chad

[elder spire]

Pantzu mare mere

[stray minnow]

love the fact that kakyoin appears behind polnareff out of nowhere

[neon sigil]

mie*

maybe

idk

[elder spire]

Same thing tbh it sounds like it

[neon sigil]

funni

[elder spire]

Like a cartoon character

[stray minnow]

fuck man

[neon sigil]

funny

[cinder isle]

i love the fact that holly is so fricking weak that she cant even handle something that a literal baby mastered

[stray minnow]

the fucking way jotaro looks at the pic on the plane

[neon sigil]

my man

[stray minnow]

my dude holly is an ordinary person

not designed to be a stand user

[neon sigil]

I think he's one of them memers

[stray minnow]

your typical milf mom

[cinder isle]

neither was a fricking newborn baby

[stray minnow]

🤦‍♂️

[elder spire]

Born users…

[stray minnow]

mf doesnt get it

[cinder isle]

bruh

srjlglijdfg

[dreamy wind]

so howd iggy get his stand

[cinder isle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-yes-i-am-gif-4799231

[stray minnow]

again

born with it

[elder spire]

Born users…

[dreamy wind]

oh yeah

forgot those guys existed

[cinder isle]

iggy pancake

[neon sigil]

animals have much more fighting spirit than humans

[stray minnow]

i wonder what did iggys mom look like

[wintry rampart]

Wasn’t Polnareff also born with his stand?

[elder spire]

There’s three or 4 in part 3 gang alone

[cinder isle]

uhh

[elder spire]

Yep

[neon sigil]

yep

[cinder isle]

slicy boi

[stray minnow]

yeah

[wintry rampart]

Knew it

I’m smart

[neon sigil]

same with avdol and kakyoin

[elder spire]

And kakyoin

[dreamy wind]

i can confirm that, my dog barks at air and wants to kill oxygen

[stray minnow]

kakyoin is the more depressing type of born user

[neon sigil]

lol

[cinder isle]

the fact that hes from morioh kills me

[stray minnow]

your dog is a fucking maniac

[neon sigil]

fr?

[stray minnow]

no future part stuff

[cinder isle]

oi oi oi

[dreamy wind]

yes.

[cinder isle]

crazy

noisy

[stray minnow]

we dont know that fucking town yet

[cinder isle]

oi oi oi

[stray minnow]

bro no future part stuff

hello

[cinder isle]

watch ur language

[wintry rampart]

Beat him up

[cinder isle]

ora

[dreamy wind]

heck.

[cinder isle]

SAHHHHHSAHDHFHFHAHF

[neon sigil]

woah woah woah there bud

watch your fricking language

[stray minnow]

DONT SEARCH UP JOJO IN GIFS AND DONT SCROLL DOWN

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

[empty oyster]

bruh

[stray minnow]

bruh

[wintry rampart]

Wtf..

[neon sigil]

delete this now

[elder spire]

I want to die after witnessing this shit

[neon sigil]

before I delete your user

[cinder isle]

i didnt make it

[stray minnow]

bro delete that

[neon sigil]

delete the message

good

[cinder isle]

there

[elder spire]

Thanks

[neon sigil]

never again

[stray minnow]

when i said not to search it up i didnt mean to fucking post it

[elder spire]

Ever

[cinder isle]

https://tenor.com/view/dora-anime-swiper-no-swiping-jojo-style-stand-gif-16847594

[neon sigil]

wrong part

and #anime-jojokes

both of them

[cinder isle]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-laugh-laughing-hysterically-high-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-20205716

[stray minnow]

stop

before i ping a mod

[wintry rampart]

Wow..

[cinder isle]

NP

NO

[wintry rampart]

He do be laughing

[cinder isle]

NO MODS

[neon sigil]

it's courtesy

[cinder isle]

PLEASE

MODS NATURALLY HATE ME

[neon sigil]

redirect the memes and we'll spare you

[elder spire]

I see why

[stray minnow]

no fucking wonder

[cinder isle]

ahuahuhuuahuahha

[stray minnow]

every level 1 just clicks verify and doesnt read the rules

[elder spire]

Imagine being lvl 1

[neon sigil]

we weren't asked to assassinate people my g
aka good joke

[cinder isle]

oi oi o i

daichi no bakudan

idk what i said

[stray minnow]

for fucks sake

#diamond-is-unbreakable

no future part stuff

[neon sigil]

man

[cinder isle]

soz

[neon sigil]

we gonna ora you to brazil

[stray minnow]

when someone who is on stardust crusaders is here, he isnt here to get spoiled for a part.

[cinder isle]

sry

also

ur on stardust crusaders

H=LOKFDOKHDPFKDHFJB

[stray minnow]

im not lmfao

[elder spire]

Bro you aren’t

[stray minnow]

i already finished the manga and anime

[cinder isle]

yeah im not

[cinder isle]

yeah im not

[wintry rampart]

I could really go for a sandwich right now

[cinder isle]

same

[elder spire]

Same

[stray minnow]

anyways before this escelates lets get back on track

[wintry rampart]

Bruh

[cinder isle]

theres a sandwuch for u

[sleek rampart]

99% of people agree with you

[stray minnow]

relatable

[elder spire]

He’s annoying

[stray minnow]

mf i could eat a bigmac rn

[wintry rampart]

Dude…

[cinder isle]

same

[elder spire]

Bro you’re gonna get muted

[cinder isle]

i could eat a double big mac

[wintry rampart]

Why do you keep posting future part stuff in here…

[elder spire]

I hope you choke on it

[stray minnow]

stickers are not considered future part just saying))

[sleek rampart]

Omnom tryna get banned

[cinder isle]

thank you

[empty oyster]

pls stop posting future part stuff, im only on p3 pls

[stray minnow]

by saying that

i didnt say you can post shit all you want

respect everyones watching/reading speed pls

[sleek rampart]

Wow you’re pretty high level in this server for someone who’s only finished the first season

[cinder isle]

im gonna go onto diamond is unbreakable cuz you guys are mean

[sleek rampart]

Bruh

[stray minnow]

dumbass you come in here thinking this is part 4

[wintry rampart]

This dude is unbelievable

[stray minnow]

defo bait

[cinder isle]

no

[sleek rampart]

Part 4: dude is unbelievable

[cinder isle]

meanies

[empty oyster]

ye i usually don't talk in tje jojo chats

[stray minnow]

just block him so u dont get spoiled wero

anyways

[sly rivet]

bro why are you sad

is it because erik left?

[cinder isle]

[empty oyster]

yeah

07 also left

[sly rivet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minor knot]

WAIT WHAT

[stray minnow]

ERIK FUCKING LEFT?

[sly rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojokes-jojo-gif-11231169

[stray minnow]

WHAT?

[sly rivet]

Yes.

[sly rivet]

yUP.

OUR KING IS GONE.

[empty oyster]

yeah like 7 mods left including erik

[knotty oxide]

7???

[sly rivet]

5, actually.

[stray minnow]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[minor knot]

but why

[sly rivet]

Can we talk in #jojo-overall-discussion

[knotty oxide]

dude i thought it was like 2

[stray minnow]

HOLD THE FUCK ON I NEED TO PROCESS THIS

[sly rivet]

Because i might send a future part gif

[knotty oxide]

okay hang on

[white ingot]

Qtaro Kujo will be real on March 7th 2022

[stray minnow]

AAAAY

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[neon sigil]

dam

[wintry rampart]

what eps does this part get good

[minor knot]

what ep you on

[wintry rampart]

5

the silver chariot guy

figjting

advil

advol

[minor knot]

advil 💀

anyways

[neon sigil]

advil lmao

[minor knot]

Silver Chariot guy makes part 3 more fun

[neon sigil]

ngl advil > avdol

[wintry rampart]

but does it get better 🧐

[minor knot]

story wise no enjoyement wise kinda

[wintry rampart]

bc i tbh not hating but i’m lowk bored

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[elder spire]

Polnareff

[empty oyster]

yes

[elder spire]

Best part 3 character

[minor knot]

Polnareff makes part 3 not boring

so just keep watching

[neon sigil]

ooh nice legs ladies, I'll make it very obvious that I'm not interested in taking photos of you and take pics of your legs instead
-polnareff

[wintry rampart]

alr i’ll pull thru

[elder spire]

Wish we got more polnareff kakyoin duo

[neon sigil]

wish we had more hilarious polnareff

[elder spire]

Same

[wintry rampart]

^^

[neon sigil]

polnareff is legit funnier than p2 joseph

[wintry rampart]

i miss joseph fr

[elder spire]

Ngl I agree

[wintry rampart]

him in pt2 was

[neon sigil]

:YES:

[wintry rampart]

so funnt

now he an old dude…respect thi

tho

[wintry rampart]

I agree

[neon sigil]

holy frick jotaro I fucking sneezed and somehow saved you ain't that amazing

like lol

something as simple as sneezing on someone can save people

fun fact

[elder spire]

lol

Sneeze on your friends more

[wintry rampart]

guys i can’t get thru eps 5 when does it get good i need motivation

[minor knot]

you already asked and we answered

it gets good after polnareff joins

[neon sigil]

kiss goodbye to polnareff if you don't continue

[elder spire]

After about 10 imo

[wintry rampart]

who the hell is that

[minor knot]

keep watching

[elder spire]

You’ll learn

[neon sigil]

silver chariot user

[elder spire]

He’s thte best

[neon sigil]

keep watching man

[minor knot]

finish episode 5 and everything will be known to you

[wintry rampart]

okay

[elder spire]

He is in fact the sc user

[neon sigil]

keep watching or else funny stuff will happen that you'll miss out on

[wintry rampart]

I wish SC was my stand

[minor knot]

SC best stand ngl

[neon sigil]

lol yea

but somehow less durability than a mostly naked man

[elder spire]

Same

I like cream too

[minor knot]

i mean its not supposed to be durable since its primarilly based on speed

[neon sigil]

more like crap
ahahaha

[neon sigil]

armor moment

[elder spire]

Amour sc is good

[neon sigil]

an example of my ability at making good horrible jokes lol

[elder spire]

But removed armour is better

[elder spire]

True

[neon sigil]

lightspeed premium

it's spotify, but faster

lol

avdol is the fastest jojo character

[elder spire]

BRO💀

[neon sigil]

but you can't disagree can you?

[elder spire]

True

I love that Joseph does the run in part 3 2nd op

[neon sigil]

he tackled polnareff from 3 meters away while a bullet faster than armorless chariot is hurtling at polnareff

the same stand that can create 7 other afterimages with extreme similarity

[shell lion]

dear god its real

[sly rivet]

#anime-jojokes or #manga-jojokes @pastel turtle

[shell lion]

Whyd you delete it??

it was a real panel

i just love this, the art really stands out dont you guys think

[tall sinew]

SUS

[shell lion]

yes very suspicious how dio is on the telly

[cinder isle]

hehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehhehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehe

[near star]

@cinder isle, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[shell lion]

a minor amount of mischief

[cinder isle]

just a lil

[stray minnow]

im still having a whole mental breakdown over kakyoin, 10 years after i finished stardust crusaders

[lofty patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/942826543862923274/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/942826655364317194/unknown.png

@wintry rampart

Star plat was stronger than even High DIO's TW

[elder spire]

That looks disgusting

[viral maple]

whys he called high dio again

[lofty patio]

@peak mango

this is what happens if DIO tried to donut Jotaro in time stop

he gets donutted instead

[south dawn]

ok

[median carbon]

cause he said "this is the greatest high"

[peak mango]

Hmm Yeah

[viral maple]

oh alr

[elder spire]

Can he not get stronger?

[median carbon]

?

[elder spire]

Dio

At greatest high

[lofty patio]

he gained his full power after he sucked Joseph's blood

his timestop instantly went from 5 to 9 secs

and his regeneration was back to his peak

[river robin]

he snorted josephs blood

[viral maple]

mmmm

[river robin]

and became high asf

[elder spire]

Heh!?

[harsh egret]

SI KONI HIGH TE ATTHA

remember the meme

[harsh egret]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-the-world-flame-aura-gif-13331625

thats dio high

[elder spire]

Oh

[peak mango]

probably thinking of a different high

[harsh egret]

is there any high left

dio is the only high

[peak mango]

different meaning of high

[elder spire]

[west locust]

Ora.

[sleek lark]

nope nope not in a battle

[faint tundra]

best part

[elder spire]

I liked it

[harsh egret]

what best part?

[elder spire]

3 they say

[harsh egret]

part 3?

ye

tru

but 3 is too big

43-45 ep

[brisk oxide]

ye 3 was good but the pacing was shit

like all jojo pacings are shit

[elder spire]

Pacing deez nuts

😎

[harsh egret]

oooooh

[brisk oxide]

💀

[harsh egret]

meme*

[elder spire]

Ultra rekted

[harsh egret]

why u so nutty

[near star]

@harsh egret, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[harsh egret]

🤨

[elder spire]

You whatever

[harsh egret]

joking

i am busy little

bye!

i m free from busyness

now

my coca cola spred everywhere

that got blown

aah

thank god not my laptop tho

[weak tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532592669113712650/942523955745546300/Is-that-jojo.mp4

[wintry rampart]

ıggy>all

[elder spire]

Cool

But

Disagree

Respectfully

[wintry rampart]

[elder spire]

Polnareff>

[median carbon]

what is this even from

i've seen it so many times

[wintry rampart]

from an SCP server

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[elder spire]

Fnaf

[wintry rampart]

you can see it on other servers but

[median carbon]

not just the sticker the actual thing

like what the sticker is showing

[elder spire]

Fnaf

[median carbon]

ohh

thanks

[elder spire]

A dog In a suit I think

[wintry rampart]

fnaf

[elder spire]

Looks like a dog

In a suit

[wintry rampart]

danny>petshop,iggy 😈

[elder spire]

Not William

[wintry rampart]

[dapper talon]

holly joestar: come on jotaro time fore scohol jotaro: yes mummy bitch oraoraoraoraoroaoraoraoroaoroao holly: aaah joseph stop my delinquent son joseph: hermito purple! stop it jotaro! jotaro: oi jiji i'm gonna beat you up too oraoraoraoroaoraoraoroa

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-and-avdol-joseph-avdol-stuck-joseph-avdol-bang-gif-18047061

lol

[elder spire]

To be avdol 🙏

I’m joking

Or am I?

[wintry rampart]

🤠

💀

[dapper talon]

avdol: mr joester if you move like that ill [redacted] joseph: no avdol dont [redacted] avdol: [redacted] joseph: [redacted] crowd: hoyl shit [redacted[

[formal cypress]

The people in the background are just like : what is happening here

[wintry rampart]

or they just enjoying it..

who knows..

[neon sigil]

high implying strength

[open pilot]

Idk maybe its because i now understand everything better but i decided to rewatch the Dio fight and its way more emotional than i remember and i almost cried?

[neon sigil]

odd

how so

[open pilot]

i dont know bro

maybe i was just not paying attention last time somehow

[neon sigil]

interesting

[open pilot]

maybe i need to stop looking at part 2 so often and take a more detailed look in part 3

[neon sigil]

dam

maybe so

[wintry rampart]

Lowkey tryna fuck dio

[elder spire]

WHAT

[wintry rampart]

Can I join?

[wintry rampart]

You heard me

[wintry rampart]

Ofc 😩

[minor knot]

Id rather fuck kars ngl

[wintry rampart]

Kars is mid

[minor knot]

Just like your dad

[stray minnow]

anyways heres your daily dose of goodbye nostalgia.

[elder spire]

Don’t even know what that is lol

[stray minnow]

its a song by coda

anthology song lol

[ancient crest]

crazy my beat is heat

[stray minnow]

how can you tell

[elder spire]

What

[minor knot]

Crazy my beat my beloved

[ancient crest]

[minor knot]

Cloaker

[ancient crest]

newnewnewnew

[devout socket]

Dio is just like a bad female villain. Completely objectified. There just to be evil and look sexy and is still iconic

[elder spire]

Lol

[wintry rampart]

Dio is not a female

[devout socket]

I said he’s like a female villain

Didnt say he was one

[wintry rampart]

“Bad female villain”

[devout socket]

“Just like a”

[elder spire]

IS LIKE A BAD ONE

Learn to read

[full stone]

How was jotaro so strong even as a kid

He knocked alessi out

[elder spire]

Yeah

Jotaro also says Ora

[devout socket]

Joestar gene

[full stone]

Man was lifting weights as a baby

[elder spire]

So after every punch in normal fights

[full stone]

Like that exercising your baby image

[elder spire]

He says it’s

Ora*

[devout socket]

AHAHAHAH YES

[full stone]

Jotaro was the "do not do" image

When he was a baby

[torn relic]

Honestly i have no fucking clue why people simp for Kakyoin

He was a good character but LIKE FUCK GODDAMN

[elder spire]

Fair ig

[torn relic]

The simping is hard bro

[elder spire]

I prefer polnareff

[torn relic]

If anyone, it should be polnareff

Right?

[devout socket]

People will simp for anything

[elder spire]

True

[torn relic]

Kakyoin was pretty ok i guess, but polnareff is fucking goated

[devout socket]

But kak kinda got femboyized in the fanon

[torn relic]

Polnareff is top 10 jobros

[elder spire]

Tbh he does look more feminine

[torn relic]

Wait is that considered future spoilers?

[knotty oxide]

polnareff if my favourite character in general from parts 1-4

[devout socket]

I wouldnt say so

[elder spire]

No

[devout socket]

Respect

[simple grove]

I liked joseph

[elder spire]

Polnareff and kakyoin are one of my fav duos

[knotty oxide]

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/polnareff-kakyoin-jojo-bizarre-adventure-hand-shake-gif-14051184

[torn relic]

Polnareff fucking flying was funny as shit

[elder spire]

Pantzu mare mere

Or something

[devout socket]

I would say underrated but its araki who didnt give them enought attention, not the fandoms fault

[torn relic]

I like how their eyes darken too

[elder spire]

True

[torn relic]

Honestly i didnt enjoy part 3 as much i wanted

[full stone]

More people simp for either jotaro or Dio

[elder spire]

They respect each other

[torn relic]

Especially the first half

[elder spire]

And they’re funny

[full stone]

It says your underwear is showing

[torn relic]

Part 3 was pretty slightly above average, except for the cream to dio arcs

That was something

[elder spire]

YEAH

[knotty oxide]

so far part 3 is still in my top 3 favourite parts

[torn relic]

Vanilla Ice was so awesome

[full stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-jjba-polnareff-kakyoin-handshake-gif-14744131

[devout socket]

Fr?

[torn relic]

Vanilla Ice was the only to take out not 1 but 2 STAND USERS

[wintry rampart]

Part 3 is really good

[elder spire]

I loved cream

[torn relic]

I mean to be fair

[full stone]

Why did avdol get taken out so fast

[torn relic]

If we count the hanged man

And hol horse

They killed avdol too

Until araki did an asspull

[full stone]

Yeah

That went fast too

[torn relic]

Araki did a lot of ass pulls

In part 3 specifically

[full stone]

Iggy got more of a sad death than avdol

[torn relic]

Like how jotaro magically now has time oowers

[full stone]

He just got fucking erased

[torn relic]

Lol

[wintry rampart]

I think the biggest ass pull in part 3 was “So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum”

[torn relic]

IKR

BIGGEST ASS PULL

i mean wait

Lets be fair

That fight

Is muy caliente

Best final fight

[wintry rampart]

That fight was amazing tho

[torn relic]

Hands down

But like

[full stone]

Ehhh not really, I think it's already planned but the way it's played out makes it appear like an asspull

[torn relic]

Still an asspull

Star Platinum suddenly gaining the ability to stop time was dumb af

I also didnt like how The World was clearly on the same level of strength at the START of the fight, but later on, it just gets fucking donuted like its nothing like what?

[full stone]

I mean at least it's like not for very long

It would def be an asspull if jotaro could stop time for longer

[torn relic]

Like fr, The World and Star Platinum were even at the start of the fight when it comes to strength

But all of a sudden

It gets donuted

And breaks its arm

Since when did it just get weaker???

[full stone]

I mean, they were colliding with fists,

[torn relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-world-star-platinum-ora-vs-muda-jotaro-dio-gif-17484299

Look right here

They were completely matched in strength

The world even managed to get a good hit on SP’s face

[full stone]

So a punch to the gut probably would've wreck your gut up, if the world could donut kakyoin then star platinum could donut tw

He got a punch in to his stomach

[torn relic]

Kakyoin is a human

[full stone]

Yes

Stands can still take huge amounts of damage

[torn relic]

Ik that

[elder spire]

Nah he’s an alien

[torn relic]

Its just they are both supposed to be even strength

Even at the start the world was winning

[full stone]

Star platinums fist could punch a hole in tws stomach if he catches him off guard

[full stone]

Yeah then Dio got cocky

[torn relic]

Also i have a bit of an aside

Why couldnt dio use his fucking laser eyes?

During timestop

Instantly kills jotaro

[full stone]

Probably didn't see a need for it

[wintry rampart]

Like all jojo villains lmao

[full stone]

Or maybe he couldn't use it anymore?

No idea

[torn relic]

I beg to differ actually ngl

In part 1

The reason why dio lost in part 1 is cause he was too cocky

The reason why dio lost in part 3 is because he was too much of a pussy

[full stone]

Yeah but he can still slip up, Dio is not perfect

[torn relic]

Like literally, when DIO just saw Jotaro’s fingers TWITCH even for a second, he immediately backed the fuck off

He had all the advantage

[full stone]

Yeah, because it startled him, I would be startled too if someone started fucking moving in stopped time

[torn relic]

What really gets me annoyed is why DIO chose road roller during the final TS

Like lets look at the facts

Jotaro can move for at least 2 seconds

High DIO can stop time for 9

[full stone]

Dio was going for dramatization

[torn relic]

9-2 = 7

DIO has 7 seconds worth

Even jotaro manages to get a good hit in those 2, he has 7 more seconds ro get back up and…

https://tenor.com/view/die-die-kakyoin-falling-animosity-battle-gif-17868102

Like this

[full stone]

He can crush dios skull with a single punch

[torn relic]

Fax but DIO was caught off guard

In this scenario tho

[wintry rampart]

Yeah

[torn relic]

DIO is fully aware of what Jotaro can do

[wintry rampart]

He assumed Jotaro was dead

[torn relic]

He also has the advantage

7 more seconds of timestop

Than jotaro’s 2 seconds of movement

[full stone]

Didn't Dio get donuted when jotaro first started moving in timestop

[torn relic]

He fully knows jotaro is going to defend himself, cause he doesnt think hes dead this time

[torn relic]

AGAIN, he was caught off guard cause he didnt think jotaro could move

[full stone]

Exactly

[torn relic]

BUT, in this situation, he fully knows the capabilities of Jotaro

[full stone]

That's how he was able to donut tw

[torn relic]

Jotaro is sliding on the bridge, on the floor, whilst hes flying down

[full stone]

Also why did dios leg come off

[torn relic]

Fucking glass

Lol

[full stone]

Fr?

[torn relic]

Idk why that happened honestly

Maybe it was bulletproof glass?

[full stone]

Fetch me my leg

[wintry rampart]

And he was extra cautious as well, listening to hearing any possible breathing, trying to hear if he has a heartbeat..being cocky would’ve been him coming down and going haha I’ve defeated Jotaro and then walking away without even trying to confirm his death

[obsidian pivot]

yeah he crashes through the shop window and glass falls on his leg

[near star]

@obsidian pivot, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[full stone]

He just casually tells someone to get his leg for him

[torn relic]

And proceeds to devour her

Lol

[full stone]

As you do

[torn relic]

Anyways back to the point

at the final timestop

DIO had every advantage

He knew what jotaro could do

Jotaro is on the ground sliding

He has 9 seconds of timestop

Jotaro can only move for 2

[full stone]

I'm pretty sure jotaro was laying there for the final ta

Ts

[torn relic]

Even if jotaro gets good hits, he has a lot more seconds to get back up and finish the job

[wintry rampart]

He laid there waiting too see what Dio would do

[torn relic]

And the reason why he did that is cause DIO didnt automatically attack him right after the timestop

Instead DIO was too scared

And rather than do it normally

He got a road roller to help

I know im just pissed off at how Jotaro was able to win

[wintry rampart]

I don’t think Dio was scared in his final timestop he just wanted to kill Jotaro in some dramatic fashion…

[torn relic]

And im talking shit about the road roller

But still…

that scene was epic

[wintry rampart]

He won because Dio pissed him off

[torn relic]

The Joestar Luck

Lol

[wintry rampart]

Nah, he was just too OP

Dio didn't stand a chance unfortunately

Dio should’ve gotten more pissed off then

[torn relic]

DIO was high af lol

He snorted a whole line of coke

The coke was called Joseph

[wintry rampart]

He was doing everything in his power to be as careful and calm as possible lol

Rip my man Dio

He deserved better

Good riddance

Nah

We love Dio

We need him

Wtf did he do to deserve any better? He deserves a lot worse

[full stone]

Also did sp destroy dios brain with the punch or part of it

[wintry rampart]

I thought he only destroyed the skull

[elder spire]

Part of the brain too

[full stone]

Because Dio clearly was really affected by that

He couldn't even move

And it made him sick

[wintry rampart]

Cause he’s Dio thats all the reason I need (sorry I’m biased lol)

[full stone]

But later on we see him drilling a hole in his head with his finger, so I think it got some of his brain

[wintry rampart]

Biased towards a sick freak with a long list of reasons to dislike him

Yes

If only Dio was my daddy

Log out, dude

You're done

Nah

[full stone]

Dio is hot

[wintry rampart]

^^^

He's not even hot smh

Jotaro is way hotter

Cap

No cap

think of this... in part three the crusaders get doxxed by A FLY

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

noice

[torn nest]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[neon sigil]

ok

[neon sigil]

nah

it was clearly a tower

[wintry rampart]

no thats super fly

[neon sigil]

joke missed

[wintry rampart]

lol

i get the joke

but still

tower of grey is a superfly and superfly is a tower of grey

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[wintry rampart]

it is interchangable

[rustic mortar]

Dio is trash

[neon sigil]

lol

[wintry rampart]

No

Dio is amazing

Stop the cap

[rustic mortar]

Nah hes mid

SAO is better

[neon sigil]

sao?

[wintry rampart]

Sword Art Online I think…

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[rustic mortar]

Dio doesnt give gawk gawk better than jotaro

[near star]

@rustic mortar, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[visual shell]

Hello

[elder spire]

Hi

[rustic mortar]

No

[elder spire]

Yes

[rustic mortar]

Maybe

[visual shell]

Maybe wut

[rustic mortar]

Maybe not

[visual shell]

Okay

Hold on imma change my pfp

Okay I'm back

[rustic mortar]

Im in ur walls Jotaro

[neon sigil]

ok lol

[wicked sand]

Polnerif French

Jotaro kujo Japan

Iggy

Dog

[neon sigil]

what

[wicked sand]

Kakyion cool

[simple grove]

yes

[shrewd pulsar]

Kakyoin is best jo bro

[neon sigil]

underrated

you know what's gonna happen next

[hasty dome]

no future part characters

no futurejn yada yada

[simple grove]

😦

time to commit stand

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/818741120196542515/908782400300007475/Stand-1-1.gif

[empty oyster]

Time

[wicked sand]

I am a stand user

[empty oyster]

Suck it

[wicked sand]

I’m a big platinum star user

[near star]

@shrewd pulsar, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wicked sand]

Hum

I like gvnhhgfcjojo

[wintry rampart]

Ahh I didn’t see that

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 9 !

[proper pelican]

dio yarramı yesin

o piçin teki yarak kafa ya

[hasty dome]

English only please

[deft dock]

Ok guys so I’ve watched the part where || iggy and avdol die || I’m just so flipping bruh idk I’m feeling too much emotions

And the part where polnerff looks out and sees || iggy and avdols shadows || just hit hard

[sleek lark]

avdol is my king i love him i was sobbing when he died

[deft dock]

Dude the thing is I already knew all this, and I well the internet spoilt all the deaths for me. But actually seeing their deaths hurt so much

Tears just kept flowing

[deft dock]

THIIISSSS THIIISSS URFH SHIT I THINK IMMA START CRYING AGAIN

[sleek lark]

honestly i didn't care about iggy just avdol omg

[deft dock]

It’s hurts man it hurts

[sleek lark]

i still cry about it

i think i even have an edit

do you want to cry more

[deft dock]

But he’s a poor dog saved polnerf

[sleek lark]

iggy is annoying

[deft dock]

Yes pls while the tears are still flowing

[deft dock]

Pls u saying he’s annoying will make me cry more

[sleek lark]

wait i have to sift through my whole folder of jojo edits it might take a while

[deft dock]

Poor dog

[sleek lark]

he was a stinky rude disgusting dog

[deft dock]

But he saved polnwrf

Redemption

[deft dock]

Right in the heart

Avdol 😭💔

[sleek lark]

he will always be my king

he is such an angel

omg

literally

[deft dock]

A king he truly is

The man was so caring

Literally sacrificed his life to save Polnref and iggy

[wintry rampart]

thats it, im simpin

DIO!

I need him in my life

[elder spire]

Well he’s dead

[deft dock]

So just finished part 3

That last scene when Jotaro is looking at that Polaroid pic

[elder spire]

Fr

[neon sigil]

polaroid?

[wintry rampart]

Nooooooo

[neon sigil]

is that a late 80's thing I'm too young to understand?

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[neon sigil]

I think a polaroid is a camera thingy

right?

[deft dock]

Yes

Correct

[neon sigil]

oh

[elder spire]

Yes

[neon sigil]

lemme google it

[deft dock]

This scene

[neon sigil]

very sad scene yea

[elder spire]

Fr

[deft dock]

That scene hurt

[neon sigil]

f

[torpid girder]

50 days is the number of days it would take for Jotaro's school to fix the damages Jotaro's Star Platinum caused

[neon sigil]

lol yes

[wintry rampart]

Whats sadder is that Dio is dead Jotaro took my dad from me..

[neon sigil]

what...

[wintry rampart]

I’m just being an idiot rn

Don’t mind me

[deft dock]

Dio is such a drama queen love him

[elder spire]

DIO is dio

[wintry rampart]

I wish I had DIO’s drip skills

His outfit is fire

[torpid girder]

[Future part character] is [future part character]

[elder spire]

True

[deft dock]

Ikr with the heart knee caps and yellow

I swear the man is a fashionista

These fashion gurus could never

[wintry rampart]

The Bois

[deft dock]

The bois 💔

[elder spire]

Da boiz

[torpid girder]

I sense Heresy here

[wintry rampart]

Kakyoin only had 50 days with his true friends 😞

[elder spire]

With friends I’m general

[wintry rampart]

Those were true friends tho

They fought for each other

[elder spire]

He didn’t have friends before it

[wintry rampart]

He wanted friends that could see Hierophant Green

[elder spire]

Yep

And those were the only ones

[neon sigil]

the sad life of kakyoin

[elder spire]

Kinnie

Lol idek what that means

[neon sigil]

lol

[granite osprey]

that is def not what kinnie means lmao

kinnie just means someone who relates a lot or even believes they are a certain character

[neon sigil]

oh

so it's an actual word lol

[elder spire]

Oh thanks lol

[steady saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-cherry-lick-gif-14970220

[onyx seal]

it would be so funny to me if everyone thinks the final boss is dio but after jotaro defeats him, hol horse is just standing there like 🕴️ and he just kills jotaro and then part 3 ends

[neon sigil]

confusing humor

[elder spire]

Then last train home plays

[neon sigil]

last train home hits hard

[onyx seal]

agreed

[elder spire]

Yeah

[faint arrow]

agreed 100%

[neon sigil]

it feels like a knife to the throat 😔

[onyx seal]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-knives-gif-12019602

[elder spire]

Knives

[neon sigil]

ooh, anime mistake

knives behind jotaro despite not being thrown there ever

[onyx seal]

oo thats true

[elder spire]

Might just be the angle

[onyx seal]

i should probably buy the mangas in the near future

but then again i dont know if this is just a temporary interest and i dont want to spend too much on something im just gonna never want again

[neon sigil]

probably

[onyx seal]

woo i love being indecisive

[near star]

@onyx seal, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[blazing canopy]

Better ending: Hol Horse kills DIO when he was betraying him

[onyx seal]

hell yeah

[minor knot]

Hol Horse still remains the best minor villain

[onyx seal]

someone should make a super crappy fanfic of this

[neon sigil]

funny ending: dio misses the time stop

lol

easy

ask a jojo youtube memer by the username of dankbidoof to do that

[blazing canopy]

hol horse as a crusader

[minor knot]

Hol horse wouldve been an awesome crusader

[neon sigil]

he's the "hol" package
get it?

[elder spire]

Fuck you

[neon sigil]

lol

dad jokes are my specialty

[elder spire]

Not actually

[neon sigil]

"whole package" usually refers to the "perfect lover"

[elder spire]

Huh

[neon sigil]

so like perfect body, perfect personality

and he boasts that he gets lots of women

[elder spire]

Ye

[neon sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/zenitsu-agatsuma-zenitsu-zenitsu-blush-demon-slayer-zenitsu-demon-slayer-gif-24177996

[neon sigil]

when your joke lands very poorly:

[onyx seal]

its ok- i got it

[neon sigil]

lol

[elder spire]

Ye

[onyx seal]

i am just juggling three conversations rn

[neon sigil]

lol

[neon sigil]

I have the capability to make people juggle 5 conversations at once

[onyx seal]

please dont

[neon sigil]

I won't

[onyx seal]

i dont have enough braincells for that

[elder spire]

Same

[wintry rampart]

😂

[neon sigil]

lol

[wintry rampart]

Nah

Part 3 is really good

[shadow stream]

It’s my favorite

[wide plover]

n o

[shadow stream]

Jojo reference

[thin sail]

Hello

[upbeat briar]

hello

dio

[thin sail]

Wot

I'm Jotaro

[wintry rampart]

no roleplaying

also its spelt kujo

[peak mango]

what is that

you cosplaying jotaro?

[native crow]

that is happy jotaro from qish

wiah

wish*

[tidal portal]

very happy 🙂

[dapper smelt]

If y’all ever feel useless remember that this exist

[wintry rampart]

OVA>Anime

[wintry rampart]

😍

[hasty dome]

hottie

[dapper smelt]

I liked that star platinum pupils were white tho

[wintry rampart]

polnareff my beloved

[tight thistle]

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks like a bunny here

[deft dock]

Lool he does

[wet glacier]

HERMITO TURTLEO

[thin sail]

bro

[near star]

@thin sail, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[thin sail]

im not

bruh

I just love it

the character

[thin sail]

Dumb

[lilac aspen]

i like that jotaro was in his cell like: "this evil spirit is too dangerous i don't know why he keeps giving me these things!"
star platinum: "ora here's that rc car you wanted"
jotaro: "kk thanks, still don't know why he does this"

how did star platinum subconsciously go out and buy him beer

[shell lion]

ova is a cool novelty but thats all

[near star]

@shell lion, Your Stand Rank is now level 13 !

[lilac aspen]

and buy him the latest shounen jump magazine without his consent

[errant karma]

[tepid cairn]

i creamed looking at that

[shell lion]

My eyes hurt

[thorn cedar]

bro💀

[shell lion]

too much

[torpid mist]

it burns my eyes

[shell lion]

it isnt even over heaven

[grizzled linden]

Why does the world have to be bent over

Goddamnit

[tepid cairn]

wryyyyyy~

[shell lion]

dio gettin steamy

[thorn cedar]

i know its just a little bright
cuz i tried to make it less brightee

[grizzled linden]

I mean, I wouldnt put it past dio

[torpid mist]

I’m gonna be honest it looks like you just found out how to use photoshop and went way overboard

[thorn cedar]

it isnt from me btw

my friend did

[grizzled linden]

You can turn it down if you want

[torpid mist]

me spelling challenge

[shell lion]

Looks like someone was hella bored on ps and just tried to use every effect

[thorn cedar]

not reall

[torpid mist]

it looks 10x better like that

[tepid cairn]

oh that looks so much better

[thorn cedar]

friend drew that

[elder spire]

That looks a lot better

[shell lion]

already 200x better

[torpid mist]

your friend is a really good drawer

[tepid cairn]

aint no way

[thorn cedar]

its also on google btw

[shell lion]

bruh💀

[tepid cairn]

lmao

[knotty oxide]

drawer

[torpid mist]

💀

[torpid mist]

drawer

[tepid cairn]

artist

[thorn cedar]

artist

[shell lion]

Artist❌
Drawer✅

[torpid mist]

🙏

[shell lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cajon-que-no-cierra-drawer-sketch-up-close-open-opening-and-closing-gif-17351493

[elder spire]

Cupboard ✅

[tepid cairn]

is it a fashion designer

[thorn cedar]

drawer

[neon sigil]

what the hell

[neon sigil]

death thirteen is literally just lucid dreaming as a visual manifestation

[ancient crest]

except someone else controls it

[neon sigil]

yes

[wicked sand]

Jotaro and kakyion are ment to be in s

[shell lion]

W list tbh, vanilla way too low tho