stardust-crusaders

[raw marsh]

the top half of his body was gone

[tulip plinth]

Ok?..

[hasty dome]

Destroyed because the stand was destroyed

Not evaporated via sun

[raw marsh]

wait wait

[tulip plinth]

DIO died because his stand died

[raw marsh]

what are y’all trying to prove here???

i don’t think his stand died from getting punched in the leg too hard

i think it finally wore him out

and it

[tulip plinth]

Dawg his head was gone 😭

[raw marsh]

let out light or something

yeah after his stand went poof

[tulip plinth]

Vampires need their heads to live

[hasty dome]

Yes

[raw marsh]

my point stands how did he “die” from getting his leg punched too hard

[tulip plinth]

Because it was worn out too much

And took too much damage

[rocky minnow]

i dont think you understand star platinum's punching force

[raw marsh]

it’s the same as dios

[tulip plinth]

So?

[raw marsh]

there is no so it’s the same as dios

[tulip plinth]

Star platinum punches with the force as 100 KG according to the wiki

And if we go by that

[rocky minnow]

well kg dont mean nothing if we're missing N

[hasty dome]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

[tulip plinth]

And we know that sp is at the speed of light

[tight crypt]

i don't think that should be taken literally

[raw marsh]

what???

[tulip plinth]

That’s what it said

[raw marsh]

bro you’re going by wiki rn

[tulip plinth]

I thought this was common knowledge

[raw marsh]

your point is invalid

[hasty dome]

Don’t.. don’t use the wiki

[tulip plinth]

Ok?

[raw marsh]

give me actual legitimate feats

[hasty dome]

And if you have to use the server one

!w Star platinum

[trail pewter]

https://jojowiki.com/Star_Platinum

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Star Platinum

Star Platinum (スタープラチナ（星の白金）, Sutā Purachina) is the Stand of Jotaro Kujo, primarily featured in the third part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Stardust Crusaders. It also appears in the fourth part, Diamond is Unbreakable, and the sixth part, Stone Ocean.

[tulip plinth]

He is but ok

[raw marsh]

you’re trippin

[tulip plinth]

Read that little description buddy

[hasty dome]

Delete no future part stuff

[tulip plinth]

Tell me what it says

I will

[raw marsh]

part 3 star platinum?

[tulip plinth]

💀

[raw marsh]

part 3 star platinum is the speed of light?

[hasty dome]

.

[tulip plinth]

And?

[tight crypt]

its probably referring to timestop so dont take it as a measure of his default speed.

[tulip plinth]

That’s common sense

#stone-ocean

[raw marsh]

hes 23 years older in person 3

[tulip plinth]

Did you not read it bro

Go read it again

[hasty dome]

Stop referring to future stuff

[tulip plinth]

JUST READ IT BEUH

[rocky minnow]

we're working with part 3 alone

[raw marsh]

^

[tulip plinth]

it says that he was FTL when 18

Omfg I’m done

[raw marsh]

show me

[tulip plinth]

Just. Read.

[rocky minnow]

bring it to us, this is your argument

[granite echo]

Stop

[winged crest]

His leg was broken

[rocky minnow]

if not then oh well we're not taking it

[winged crest]

He kicked at a strong stand with a broken leg and Star Platinum and The World both hit with all the force they could muster

Star Plat's fist cracked

The World's broken leg cracked harder

And caused The World to crumble and explode

[tulip plinth]

Uh huh

[hasty dome]

STOP REFFERING TO THINGS OUTSIDE OF PART 3

[raw marsh]

just telling him he’s wrong

[hasty dome]

NO JOJO CONTENT EXIST BEYOND

[raw marsh]

y’all still have not told me what you’re tying to prove💀

[tulip plinth]

Did you not read it then

[rocky minnow]

searching the jojowiki page with ctrl+f, there is nothing about him being 18

[modern mango]

kakyoin kinda hot

[rocky minnow]

closest thing there is:

[tulip plinth]

Ok

[winged crest]

Star Platinum kept up with Chariot and Chariot was able to deflect a laser fired by the stand The Sun and those are stated to be speed of light and Pol managed to deflect that shit with Chariot

So if Joot can keep up with him, he would be able to be as fast as light no?

[tulip plinth]

Good point

[empty oyster]

Faster

[empty oyster]

Well we saw Jotaro crack his fist. What if he put more power in and those cracks spread further and further until Dio as a whole cracked

[tulip plinth]

Also that one time where jotaro put holes in dio

Jotaro held back on everyone besides dio

[jovial helm]

is hol horse still alive

[winged crest]

yes

[jovial helm]

nice

[tulip plinth]

Old mf

[wintry rampart]

I’ll think about this to no end

[modern mango]

kakyoin still hot

[near star]

@modern mango, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[modern mango]

mee6 agrees

[wintry rampart]

agreed

[modern mango]

sad he ded

[zealous cave]

@avdol

[covert glacier]

@zealous cave

R u real?

[zealous cave]

Maybe

[zealous cave]

That's me feeling depressed

[silent lantern]

does bastet really conduct electricity? it shocked joseph for a moment.

and coco cola

[wintry rampart]

short legs

[zealous cave]

2 Dios oh S***

[silent lantern]

:)

[zealous cave]

Get away from me I got a knife

[silent lantern]

do you believe in gravity?

[wintry rampart]

feeble being /j

[zealous cave]

Back Dios

[wintry rampart]

i am cat dio

[zealous cave]

Oh are you still from the evil side

[wintry rampart]

no

[zealous cave]

Maybe

[silent lantern]

mariah is hot tho ahahaha

[wintry rampart]

this is me

[zealous cave]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-jotaro-kujo-star-platinum-stand-gif-15565093

[wintry rampart]

and this

we're eating ice cream /hj

[zealous cave]

That Jotaro is weird

@silent lantern

[silent lantern]

;/

:/

[wintry rampart]

that is young jotaro

:/

[zealous cave]

Dio your ugly

[wintry rampart]

thank you

[zealous cave]

Not you

[silent lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-crying-sad-jojo-wry-gif-4865563

[wintry rampart]

o

[zealous cave]

Hey you're still evil

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-kujo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-manga-serious-gif-15498028

[silent lantern]

🏃

[zealous cave]

[keen gyro]

jotaro

[wintry rampart]

gooonnneee

[silent lantern]

how big booba maria

[gritty plume]

[silent lantern]

how maria big booba

[gritty plume]

Ah yes big booba

[wintry rampart]

I—

[silent lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-13639070

how bigger booba

[wintry rampart]

Why did Dio fuck so many women? 😐 To have children? Or for... Just pleasure?

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[lilac aspen]

for blood and for pleasure

[wintry rampart]

Oh

And about... Aaa

sons

what did he do to women who had children he didn't kill?

Like, giorno's mother

[lilac aspen]

no future part stuff

[lilac aspen]

he just didn't care enough

why keep tabs on all the women he fucks

he kills like 99% of them anyway

[sturdy dove]

if DIO was in the sun, only his head would burn because from the neck below is Jonathan's body right?

[median carbon]

no

[sturdy dove]

?

[median carbon]

jonathans body is his now and its a vampire body now

[civic portal]

He took Joseph’s blood

[rocky minnow]

jonathan's (now dio's) body literally disintegrated in sunlight

[sturdy dove]

That's interesting

Ighty

[near star]

@sturdy dove, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[silent lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-bruh-weak-sick-gif-16818912

strength is dead

[median carbon]

good

[wintry rampart]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/pqmza9/no_one_can_deflect_the_nokia_splash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[sturdy dove]

Bro, imagine if Santana came back and was like " What the fuck is a stand? "

[formal bloom]

i hate to think that the abriviaton of star dust crusaders is STD

[severe cosmos]

it means STD is jojo reference

[silent lantern]

fucking pedo

[silent lantern]

wait why isnt polnareff having boner

[serene hedge]

NSFW

[median carbon]

never safe from waluigi

[scenic raptor]

Nice

[strong delta]

Because Araki would be arrested

Can Dio theoretically use hamon? I mean it would be suicide, but its Johnathan’s body

[gaunt bloom]

Probably I dunno

[quiet copper]

Well I mean we see Straizo use it in the first part of Battle Tendency so its possible, but like you say, if he did it would almost certainly be suicide

plus why would he even want to

Hamon is practically nothing compared to his stand and vampire abilities

[strong delta]

Trie

[near star]

@strong delta, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[strong delta]

True

[median carbon]

no

[quiet copper]

Ultimate Kars main villain for part 9?

[strong delta]

Ultimate Kars Requiem Over Heaven act 4

[quiet copper]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderfingers-gameofthrones-terror-nooo-scared-gif-5545680

[median carbon]

no future part concepts

[quiet copper]

shit makes my skin crawl

[gaunt bloom]

That's terrifing

[near star]

@gaunt bloom, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[strong delta]

I have achieved the powers of 「Cringe」

[quiet copper]

lesssgoooo

[near star]

@quiet copper, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[quiet copper]

It does worry me that Kars is still alive and there are practically no hamon users left

is a 90 year old Joseph gonna deal with him if he does somehow manage to come back

[median carbon]

barely

also hamon doesn't affect him

[gaunt bloom]

If that guy comes back it's all over

[granite osprey]

I mean, hamon users won't do shit to him either dude

[strong delta]

Bring back alessi from space

[median carbon]

not really

[strong delta]

Imagine Josuke just makes Kars rock

Like he did with angelo

[quiet copper]

yo kars

[strong delta]

🗿

[median carbon]

if kars comes back 1: hamon doesn't affect him anymore 2: he is technically alive but legally dead

his brain no longer works

he would be the weakest enemy

[quiet copper]

I mean he seems fine, hes just chilling in space

he just doesnt think about stuff

[strong delta]

If Kars somehow accidentally gets pulled into a star, would he regenerate faster than the star can burn him?

[quiet copper]

ooo thats a good question

[median carbon]

probably

almost died to a volcano

[quiet copper]

I dont think so personally, like the lava in the volcano would have killed him if he didnt guard himself with armor

[median carbon]

he only survived that cause of his big brain which no longer works

[quiet copper]

so hed have to make a suit of armor capable of guarding himself against the sun

[median carbon]

so a star would def kill him

[gaunt bloom]

So he might be dead

[quiet copper]

he might want that tbh, better than an eternity of F L O A T I N G

[gaunt bloom]

Sounds terrible

[quiet copper]

https://tenor.com/view/kars-floating-kars-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-kars-in-space-gif-19752869

[median carbon]

by the legal definition hes already dead

[quiet copper]

yeah basically

I dont see araki bringing him back in a future part

But you have to admit hed make a scary ass villain

[gaunt bloom]

Is Santana still alive?

[quiet copper]

probably

also thank you for not saying santviento

[gaunt bloom]

yeah

[quiet copper]

https://tenor.com/view/iggy-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-gif-8917909

Iggy bro

I miss the little turd

[gaunt bloom]

He was a dick but he was cool

[granite osprey]

bruh in this position iggy's dick must be right on pol's mouth wtf

[quiet copper]

Araki forgor

[gaunt bloom]

We won't think about that

[quiet copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY&ab_channel=out1190

this shit makes me sweat outta my eyes

Stardust Crusaders is one of the most "in my feels" parts

[strong delta]

Go ahead mistur iggy

[gaunt bloom]

oh nO

[west pond]

I drew this

https://c.tenor.com/uMAMafYAXhsAAAAM/stando-powah-stando-pawah.gif

[strong delta]

Ja wurdo

Tokyo tomato

[heavy scroll]

[strong delta]

Lets say Jotaro and the gang never met steely dan, would steely dan continue his kebab buisness and become rich

Mf could’ve achieved his goal way easier if he just poisoned the kebab and went on his way

But he had to use lovers and get turned into pulp by 3 page ora

How tf is steely alive after that btw

[granite osprey]

he's a jojo character

[wintry rampart]

uh, e?

[winged crest]

@quiet copper don't post JoJo memes that have future part things and JoJo memes go in #manga-jojokes

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[wintry rampart]

Very epic edit of kakyoin i found on yt

[pulsar pebble]

very cool

[wintry rampart]

Yes very

[wintry rampart]

Thats battle tendency

Nvm

[sturdy dove]

Caesar and Kakyoin has attacks that work the same

[wintry rampart]

True

[sturdy dove]

You can post thing from a previous part-

[wintry rampart]

Im stupid

[sturdy dove]

Same here

I just realized that DIO's chin has grown since he was Dio Brando

[tall tangle]

this is beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours now

[wintry rampart]

It's called aging

[wintry rampart]

^-^

[wintry rampart]

I will send a 51 mb file

[wintry rampart]

fandom forgott

[topaz trench]

ye bro pol is chewing on it

[tall tangle]

you fucking didn't

[shy hare]

Hey dio! Take this 20 meter emerald dick

[wintry rampart]

🤨

[pine dagger]

Emeraldo cock

[shy hare]

[pine dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-jojo-shades-off-noriaki-kakyoin-gif-15861340

[wintry rampart]

Blindyoin

[tall tangle]

chadyoin's here with a reminder that your hairstyle should be your top priority

[pine dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-jojo-jjba-shocked-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-14599427

[near star]

@pine dagger, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[pine dagger]

O my god

[tall tangle]

hore sheet

[pine dagger]

Honey sheet

[tall tangle]

facts

Jojo engrish is the best

F mega select yur cur

[pine dagger]

Part 3

Is the best with English

[tall tangle]

Oh dase basebol

[pine dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-baseball-meme-funny-gif-18322333

[tall tangle]

A honorable mention

go ahead, Mr. Jostur

[pine dagger]

Yes

That was awesome

[tall tangle]

Istg I replayed it so many times

[pine dagger]

Me 2

[tall tangle]

Peak of Jojo engrish

[pine dagger]

Yes it is

[tall tangle]

Jotaro, a japanese kid: pronounces jaguars perfectly fine

An english game: jaggers

[pine dagger]

Look at that it's a jagger

[tall tangle]

Im CRYING its a jagger

Re draguns

[pine dagger]

Ye

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-jjba-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-noriaki-kakyoin-jojo-gif-17648578

[wintry rampart]

Kakyomid

[tall tangle]

Remembered how my sister deadass thought they said "f-mega !! select yoghurt"

[tall tangle]

aw look at my husband going lero lero

[pine dagger]

Sorry miss kakyoin but I have some but news for you

[tall tangle]

dammit Im not ready

[pine dagger]

I will give you a choice

Do you want to hear it or not

[tall tangle]

I do. I'll do it to honour the legendary lero lero

[near star]

@tall tangle, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[tall tangle]

Poggers thanks bro

[simple patio]

Which is the better of the two songs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=odH6449XmKA

[wintry rampart]

@torpid mist

[torpid mist]

yeah 5 As

that looks like 5 to me

[wintry rampart]

my gut

kjefnci

guy*

the c is developpement potential

not range

wait

nvm

[fair rapids]

Star platinum stat right?

[wintry rampart]

@fair rapids your pfp is 10/10

[burnt trail]

Question: What would happen if Kakyoin survived Dio's Punch (by a miracle, don't go into technicalities)

[lilac aspen]

and didn't bleed out afterwards?

[burnt trail]

yes

either Za Warudo ran out of time, or Kakyoin could momentarily move like Jotaro

[wintry rampart]

DIO would just kill him again. Ez clap

[lilac aspen]

imagine if dio just forgot how much time passed and kept monologing when time resumed

[burnt trail]

it wouldn't be that easy, remember that the world needs cool down time, and kakyoin's hierophant green is powerful.

[near star]

@burnt trail, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

The cooldown is literally like a moment lol

[rain fiber]

it needs seconds of cool down time

even without time stop tho lol

[burnt trail]

ok

[median carbon]

cooldown is like a few seconds, extremely short and even without time stop the world is one of the most physically powerful stands

also we see him easily deflecting the emerald splash before without even using time stop

[lilac aspen]

with his bare hands

[median carbon]

kakyoin just cant win

[lilac aspen]

man doesn't even need his stand

[snow acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-jjba-memes-funny-dio-gif-19288089

[wispy iris]

hoes mad yes.

[gaunt bloom]

youtube when the wifi drops by 1 bar:

[thin lion]

dead

[near star]

@thin lion, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[outer cave]

new episode out now lol

[final flint]

is that a jojo reference?

[gaunt bloom]

i actually tried to swat that fly ;-;

[modern mango]

i like kakyoin

[silent lantern]

how to defeat oingo and boingo:
Rip Every Book You See,
KIll Anyone You See, Ez win

[median carbon]

i mean

that beats most people

[silent lantern]

did u just post a future part

ban this man

bro zenyatta isnt in the book anymore, nice detail

[twin dock]

part 3 characters I’d have sex with

1. Every crusader that isn’t a dog

[sly rivet]

I feel like we’re travelling from channel to channel like uhhh the Crusaders

Kakyoin and Jotaro are 17 BROOO

[twin dock]

2. That blind asshat

[sly rivet]

[twin dock]

3. Mariah

[rocky minnow]

dont parade around the server, just stick to #jojo-overall-discussion

[twin dock]

we must.

it is our sacred journey.

[twin dock]

well what about you

[sly rivet]

Me? Part 3?

Avdol and Mariah

[twin dock]

based.

[sly rivet]

They seem cute

[twin dock]

you’re leaving our old joseph tho

[sly rivet]

Nah

Not for me personally

[twin dock]

like damn he’s a bit on the older side but if he ain’t a foxy ass man for his age

that beard tho

[sly rivet]

PLS LMFAO

[twin dock]

part 4 time

[sly rivet]

Also i gotta eat soon

QUICK

[median carbon]

:(

[silent lantern]

mariah and midler

[rain fiber]

you mean stick to #general-spoilers

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[wispy iris]

BHAHA

[near star]

@wispy iris, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[silent lantern]

WHAT DOES HEIROPHANT GREEN'S MOUTH LOOK LIKE

[magic quest]

It looks like a normal mouth
You can actually see it in one scene in the anime

[silent lantern]

its just a hole in the bottom when tower of gay attacked

[inner heart]

tower of gay

[willow quiver]

tower of gay

[wintry rampart]

tower of gay

[silent lantern]

bro how is he not hurt

[wintry rampart]

how long would part 3 be without that stupid tower of gay

[silent lantern]

20 episodes

or 25

almost half of part 3 is getting to egypt

Pet shop vs Avdol Wouldve been good

bird vs bird

fire vs ice

[serene hedge]

Wtf avdol was a bird all along

[hasty dome]

Ice bird wins

[serene hedge]

Fire cock ftw

[silent lantern]

bruh

[hasty dome]

Ice chicken

[silent lantern]

is pet shop an eagle or a falcon

[median carbon]

!w pet shop

[hasty dome]

Chicken

[trail pewter]

https://jojowiki.com/Pet_Shop

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Pet Shop

Pet Shop (ペット・ショップ, Petto Shoppu) is a secondary antagonist featured in the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Stardust Crusaders, specifically the "The Gatekeeper of Hell, Pet Shop" story arc.

[hasty dome]

Chicken.

[tall tangle]

is it normal to cry whenever you see kakyoin🤨

[silent lantern]

how can younger darby float

[round tiger]

avdol’s theme best theme in part 3

[silent lantern]

we all know its gay tower

[round tiger]

no

[near star]

@round tiger, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[rancid belfry]

kakyoins theme is better imo

[near star]

@rancid belfry, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[round tiger]

no

[thin dune]

Ikr

[silent lantern]

is vanilla ice a zombie or a vampire?

[short spindle]

imagine cesar in part 3

where he dies instead of ||kakyoin||

[short spindle]

vampire bc he died from sunlight

[royal marsh]

Oh? Your approaching me. Instead of running away, You're coming right to me?

[hearty spire]

i can do a pretty good jotaro and dio impression

[near star]

@hearty spire, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[dusty mountain]

no

appproaching someone is bad idea

[proper reef]

ORA

[winged crest]

Your logic doesn't work because both of these die in sunlight

[winged crest]

The word they use for him is Kyuketsuki, which means Vampire

[lilac aspen]

why would he be a zombie, zombies come from dio's orange juice

[winged crest]

DIO does not make zombies anymore in part 3 because Araki decided vampires can now make other vampires which wasn't a thing before

[winged crest]

Because you can't make vampires without the mask

Until part 3

When you suddenly can

[lilac aspen]

giving blood is another way, but there weren't any random vampires in part 1 that were keen on blood transfusions

[winged crest]

That's a retcon

If Dio made more vampires he'd have a better chance at winning since his zombies are all idiots except for Tarkus and Bruford

[lilac aspen]

they could have turned against him if he made everyone vampires as well

the zombies are idiots, but they still mostly know how to fight

[winged crest]

They all get bodied instantly

Except Tarkus, Bruford, Jack

[median carbon]

by dio or jonathan

cause even jack got beaten pretty quickly while will was casually sipping his wine

[lilac aspen]

most of them were just random people

[median carbon]

only survived slightly longer cause he wanted jonathan to train his hamon

[lilac aspen]

jack the ripper isn't exactly known for being a fighting expert

[median carbon]

erik said jack didn't get bodied instantly

he kinda did

[granite osprey]

he did yeah

[median carbon]

wills spit > jack

[granite osprey]

as a training exercise for Jonathan no less

[wintry rampart]

we got kakyoin sittin

[snow acorn]

joeseph is still better

[twin dock]

no

[warped whale]

Guys, I found this in my phone notifications:

https://tenor.com/view/cherry-tongue-lickit-licking-pussy-gif-15152591

[tall tangle]

how can I get that into my pc. I want him to sit there

[finite flame]

[short spindle]

but he used dio blood and dio is a vampire

[vague forum]

[hoary wing]

[wintry rampart]

yuh

[hoary wing]

wanna oil tanker

[wintry rampart]

[vague forum]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-face-anime-gif-14294759

https://tenor.com/view/uyy-kieto-uyy-kieto-anime-uyy-kieto-wataten-uyy-kieto-hd-zoom-in-gif-17770169

[lucid vapor]

You've got the wrong server mate.

[vague forum]

https://tenor.com/view/face-meme-manga-anime-squish-gif-16423009

[winged crest]

Yes vampires in JoJo were retconned to be able to make more by giving them their blood and that's utterly besides the point, you said "Vanilla died from sunlight so he's a vampire not a zombie"
Even tho in JoJo both zombies and vampires die from sunlight, which I was pointing out how the logic of your sentence was flawed

[idle coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/レロレロ-rero-rero-roll-tongue-cherry-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-gif-17763290

[fervent grotto]

oh no fan girl's

[whole zephyr]

[wintry rampart]

yeah

[fervent grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/jojoban-jojoba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-heritage-for-the-future-jojo-hftf-jjba-hftf-gif-20443049

[unkempt gorge]

is kakyoin bad guy?

[winged crest]

Are you currently watching part 3

[unkempt gorge]

yes

i am starting episode 9

[winged crest]

Then keep watching and you'll find out

[unkempt gorge]

ok

[wintry rampart]

Episode 9?

[tawny saffron]

i have a question about iggy
how the hell did he get a stand when hes a dog

[wintry rampart]

Did you not see the Strength arc?

[tawny saffron]

no

[wintry rampart]

Good

Well you should have

Strength arc was top tier

[unkempt gorge]

yes?

[wintry rampart]

Good characters and villain

There was an orangutan with a stand

[wintry rampart]

Then surely you should know by now

[unkempt gorge]

yes they said it on tv at the end of the episode

8

[wintry rampart]

Ohhh

Keep watching you'll find out

[potent mural]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-yeah-yep-yas-gif-15410358

[wintry rampart]

Huh?

[viral plaza]

Guys I have announcement

I hate iggy

[rain fiber]

we now hate you

[viral plaza]

In my defense he is a dog

[wintry rampart]

do you have shimeji?

[viral plaza]

Ugly little bitch

[near star]

@viral plaza, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[viral plaza]

Lmfao

[quasi elk]

[silk sable]

Glad his design changed half way through stardust

[viral plaza]

[viral plaza]

He’s ugly before and after tho

Danny was cuter in the incinerator

[silk sable]

🅱️ruh

[viral plaza]

Facts

[quasi elk]

No wonder your name is “imsupersick” bc you’re a sick, sick, sick man for your opinions on the igg-meister

[rain fiber]

^^^

[quasi elk]

[viral plaza]

What did iggy even do tho

Fight a bird?

[quasi elk]

Yes

[viral plaza]

Lame

[quasi elk]

He saved polnareff

Is that lame

[viral plaza]

Yes

[quasi elk]

Yeah

Badass

[viral plaza]

How

[quasi elk]

Bc it’s a turtle you idiot

[viral plaza]

Honestly turtles are lame

All they do is die by straws

[quasi elk]

Oml you’re gonna get banned

[viral plaza]

I’m just spitting facts

[quasi elk]

[near star]

@quasi elk, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

[quasi elk]

[viral plaza]

[wintry rampart]

turtles are stronk lmfao

[viral plaza]

Facts

But like they are slow

[quasi elk]

[wintry rampart]

turtles and tortoises are different but e

[viral plaza]

e

[wintry rampart]

also

lmfao

[viral plaza]

Lmfao

Nice

No

Bad

[wintry rampart]

why does it look like cannonballs?

and balloons?

[quasi elk]

Idk

I didn’t draw it man

[wintry rampart]

alr

[quasi elk]

[wintry rampart]

dio bc yes

[viral plaza]

[near star]

@viral plaza, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[viral plaza]

Dio is alright

Part 1 dio is better

[quasi elk]

Ngl I don’t like dio really at all

[wintry rampart]

i like him but he really could erase the entire bloodline if he wasn't joking around and such ngl

[viral plaza]

Lol

[quasi elk]

His entire character is just a bratty child

[viral plaza]

Silly dio

[wintry rampart]

silly dio yes

[wintry rampart]

teen dio [the one playing chess] was smart af
his ego just skyrocketed :<

[quasi elk]

He’s like “oh johnathan gets a good childhood bc his father isn’t an abusive drunk, imma kill that bitch”

[viral plaza]

I bet I can beat you in chess

[wintry rampart]

lmfao ofcourse you can, I can't play chess

[viral plaza]

Ha

I beat you

[wintry rampart]

alr, and?

:>

[potent mural]

😈 You can stop time on me anytime

[near star]

@potent mural, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[quasi elk]

[wintry rampart]

[quasi elk]

[winged crest]

@viral plaza don't talk about future part spoilers

[viral plaza]

It was crucial to explain why iggy is ugly

[winged crest]

I neither believe that sentence nor do I want to hear an explanation of the logic behind it

Don't talk spoilers

[viral plaza]

[vague forum]

[winged crest]

He wasn't joking around tho what?

He was trying to crush Jonathan's spirit

Then later trying to murder George with poison

[wintry rampart]

no, I meant it as playing around [beating around the bush, etc]

wait

i was talking abt part 3

[winged crest]

Oh

Well at the start of his fight with the Crusaders he had nothing to fear

Cuz time stop OP

Then as he was about to end Jotaro he saw him twitch and realized that if it wasn't his imagination and he continued he might get killed

[wintry rampart]

OP yes

[vague forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-thinking-anime-naruto-gif-13593873

[winged crest]

Then he took him seriously from there till he became "High DIO" and flexed his 9 seconds that one time tho I suppose that was also a test how long it'd last now, and then back to trying to kill him seriously

[twilit sand]

WHAT THE HELL POLNAREFF DOSENT HAVE EYEBROWS!

Yeah the little this

But oh my god it’s so much more noticeable in manga form

Yeah he got his for 0

Silver chariot swung the rapier a little too close

[winged crest]

@wintry rampart btw about the thing you said in Phantom Blood, we know what Jonathan's stand is, and what it does

[granite osprey]

yeah, it's the passion

[winged crest]

Well not canonically called that or anything else for that matter

[winged crest]

It's the stand DIO uses during part 3 to spy on the Joestar group several times

[twilit sand]

What would Holly’s stand be called

[winged crest]

Who knows

[granite osprey]

idk

some people call it guns n roses

[winged crest]

Guns and Roses reference taken

By the Butler Roses

[twilit sand]

Eh I guess it could be

[granite osprey]

Holly being the sweet person she is might name her stand based on one of sadao's songs

[twilit sand]

I can imagine a Stevie wonder song with her

This theory kinda works for its ability but it has some pretty big holes in it

[worthy crystal]

If holly could be worthy for controlling her stand she would be OP since she couldn't control it

[twilit sand]

But then again Joseph had hermit purplein part 2

[twilit sand]

Wow that doesn’t make sense

But I get what you mean

[worthy crystal]

Hmm

[twilit sand]

Well then it’d just be an automatic stand

[zealous cave]

And I'm here

[wintry rampart]

balls

[silk sable]

True

[silk sable]

One of the many reason I love Jojo is because they come up with the most random analogies

[keen nexus]

and this is why i love the fandom

[pearl scaffold]

good reason

[keen nexus]

i think i might have an addiction cuz i finished 25 episodes of stardust crusaders in 1 day

[rain fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

it’s the best part so it’s natural

[silk sable]

True

[wintry rampart]

yo

[silk sable]

Sup

[rain fiber]

yo rell

[wintry rampart]

sup

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jotaro-jjba-jojo-yare-gif-12243323

candio defeat tanjiro?

[willow quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-jotaro-kujo-zoom-in-glare-gif-15954423

[wintry rampart]

*can dio defeat tanjiro

[rain fiber]

yes

[wintry rampart]

just asking

sheeesh

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[rain fiber]

pretty easily actually

[keen nexus]

ofc

[rain fiber]

he can stop time so

[keen nexus]

just stop time and defeat that kid

[wintry rampart]

wb the demon tajiro

[restive inlet]

YAKAMASHI

[keen nexus]

i mean he does have the sun art breathing style that technically is the sun but still dio can just stop time and beat him up

[wintry rampart]

hmm true true

ya know

[silk sable]

Time stop is literally one of the most broken abilities in fiction

[near star]

@silk sable, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[rain fiber]

yeah he wouldn’t get a chance to even hit dio

[wintry rampart]

those ppl who say sakura can defeat dio

[restive inlet]

wait till you watch future parts

[wintry rampart]

im dead

[silk sable]

True

[wintry rampart]

bruh

[rain fiber]

time stop is also one of the most broken abilities among future parts stands tbf

[restive inlet]

its still broken, i think some other characters have even more op ones

[wintry rampart]

yres

idk if itachi is that smart to defeat dio

[rain fiber]

itachi might

[keen nexus]

the thing is dio gets like very very cocky

[near star]

@keen nexus, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[wintry rampart]

yes

true

even thanos cant even beat dio

[rain fiber]

[wintry rampart]

thanos gets more cocky

[keen nexus]

thats how jonathan and jotaro defeat dio anyways

[silk sable]

With all stones thanos can beat dio I think

[keen nexus]

erm

[rain fiber]

with the gauntlet he claps dio no diff

[restive inlet]

what would thanos's stand be

[wintry rampart]

idk

gamora😆 lol\

[keen nexus]

we should ask araki

[restive inlet]

the halfinator

[keen nexus]

nah of its like that then he would clap ANYONE

[restive inlet]

removes 50% of anything

[wintry rampart]

do u guys think if tobi can beat over heave dio

[rain fiber]

not if you stop time

[wintry rampart]

thats going to 67iq

[rain fiber]

hell nah

[silk sable]

Yeah that's probably better instead of erasing half of a group

[wintry rampart]

true

[restive inlet]

thanos's would actually be za hando

[wintry rampart]

i mean if you piss the werong dio your geting clapped

*wrong

[keen nexus]

yup

[wintry rampart]

if shikamaru roast his hair

daum

im goign to get quite asf

[keen nexus]

its part of his character tho so its expected

[wintry rampart]

true

bruh

bruh i think sakura will get bountied by josuke if sakura told josuke that his hair is dirty asf

[keen nexus]

he would hire hunters

[restive inlet]

jonathan solos naruto verse

[wintry rampart]

then theres her sasuke defending her 24/7

[rain fiber]

nahh

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jojo-kujo-jotaro-kujo-star-platinium-gif-19293164

[silk sable]

I may not watch Naruto but from what I know later on in the series they basically shoot blasts or whatever that can destroy an entire city

[restive inlet]

speedwagon solos naruto verse

[near star]

@restive inlet, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

[silk sable]

Ahh yeah true no one can beat speedwagon

Speedwagon too op

[lavish eagle]

Im doing a crime but have this

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[topaz sedge]

now you cry

[wintry rampart]

bai bai

[tall tangle]

how dare you

[keen nexus]

how could you

[near star]

@keen nexus, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[tall tangle]

Im very sad right now

take it back

[grizzled sedge]

Ah the sun is in my eye

[sand portal]

guys whats the chase theme of stardust crusaders

aka the one which plays when dio ripped the car joseph was driving

[wintry rampart]

I have arrived

[sand portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAiG3dXpdk

can someone tell me whats the theme thats plays at the end

[wintry rampart]

he be chill

[sand portal]

the theme

[wintry rampart]

e

[wintry rampart]

dio be enjoying his mf catwalk

[wintry rampart]

tbh Vanilla ices OVA hair is so pretty, i want it

[median carbon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgbloc65cio

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[tulip maple]

Yar yar days

[winged crest]

@keen nexus @wintry rampart @restive inlet @silk sable @wintry rampart don't post future part things/don't talk about future part things

[wintry rampart]

Wdym future part things

And why we can't talk that

[lilac aspen]

anything that happens after this part can't be talked about here

[short spindle]

i know but you want me to remember zombies anyway i dont remember those thigns anyway in jjba

[median carbon]

zombies were like every enemy in part 1

[granite osprey]

Dio

The guys in ogre street

[median carbon]

thats why i said like

[cobalt flame]

Kakyoin die

[wintry rampart]

yep

[warped eagle]

The goat died

[hushed nest]

✝️

🥗

[rustic igloo]

dio choosing an orangutan to be a stand user is actually really smart because orangutans are really smart

[median carbon]

too bad he chose the rare pedophile orangutan

[rustic igloo]

yeah

[wintry rampart]

MR BEAST IS A JOJO REFERENCE?

[fossil totem]

?

oh

[wintry rampart]

Now i can confirm that everything is a jojo reference

[willow quiver]

Our existence is a Jojo reference

[wintry rampart]

Breathing is a jojo reference

[willow quiver]

Dying is a Jojo reference

[wintry rampart]

Seeing is a jojo reference

[wintry rampart]

Not Mr beast its pucci

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[fallen oriole]

i

love whit all mi heart jotaro

if he was reeal

i hide them in my closet

[mellow field]

wait how did dio get back in that trunk?

[rain fiber]

nahh that was intentional

[tall tangle]

guys what if DIO can't actually stop time but everyone always felt bad for him so they stood still everytime and Kakyoin pitied him so much that he sacrificed himself for DIO to get at least ONE kill

[jolly beacon]

It seems that you liked kakyoin alot

[tall tangle]

he's a gentleman Jonathan would be proud

[jolly beacon]

Well he's not from the joestar bloodline but yes jonathan would be happy if he saw him as a friend for jotaro

[tall tangle]

Jonathan would be relieved that there's someone to shut Jotaro's mouth everytime he calls his mom a bitch

Jonathan: aw kakyoin sacrificed himself for Dio how sweet, he's kind to him wait Kakyoin don't do that the last time my father was kind to Dio he- za warudo noise holy shit

[rain fiber]

but holly is a bitch

[tall tangle]

Jonathan doesn't approve🙄 ☝️

[noble crown]

Imagine Jonathan and Jotaro fighting Dio

[mild imp]

My lunch is a jojo reference

[swift ridge]

@mild imp my leg is a JoJo reference

[tall tangle]

hamon platinum powah

[cold anvil]

I mean it’s said that Star Platinum is Johnathan’s soul so…

[mild imp]

My toilet is a joio reference

You may ask me why

It has a pig on it

[swift ridge]

@mild imp my booty is a JoJo reference

[mild imp]

🤙🗿

[tall tangle]

is being gay a jojo reference

[winged crest]

That theory has no ground to stand on

[hasty dome]

being bi is

[tall tangle]

even better. I am a jojo reference

[cold anvil]

“It’s said that…”

[hasty dome]

nice

[winged crest]

No

[hasty dome]

It did not

[tall tangle]

NIIIIICEE😩

[winged crest]

It's not said by anyone who pays attention

[cold anvil]

Sorry I should’ve phrased it as “rumor has it…”

It’s obviously not actually true, meant it more as a joke

[winged crest]

Yea that totally looks like joking and not somebody saying that dumb theory as if it were canon

[tall tangle]

Jonathans soul is still a gentleman, wearing a cloth over his uh

[winged crest]

Jonathan isn't SP

[tall tangle]

Should I put a tone tag there lol

[flat tapir]

It's a thing some fans made up

[tall tangle]

I mean I know I wanted to continue the joke

[winged crest]

More accurately

Somebody made a neat AMV that had some edited subs in it

One of them was "Dio if i die my ghost will haunt you!"

And somehow, a bunch of people Mandela effected themselves into thinking it's a real sub

[tall tangle]

Jotaro and his op stand, Jonathan

[empty oyster]

That doesn’t sound like a very Jonathan thing to say

Not very gentlemanly

The prospect of death truly changes a man

[tall tangle]

Dio if I die I'll respect you as a fellow gentleman in heaven

[cold anvil]

Sorry I offended you so much

[tall tangle]

bro I always skipped sdc openings (I binged the entire part and didn't want to get interrupted lol) and now I watched them and why does Kakyoin look like that and how tf is he so tall

[simple patio]

Jotaro theme is cool

[cold anvil]

Indeed

[tall tangle]

They be flossing in honour of the flossing king kakyoin

[runic salmon]

JoJo is gay

Not JoJo part 4 - 3

everything else is gay

[jolly beacon]

Why tho

[runic salmon]

because

then

[jolly beacon]

That's part 5

[runic salmon]

Is weird looking

yes

[jolly beacon]

Ok what about part 1 and 2

[runic salmon]

Dio

Likes

jonathan

I haven't watched it tho

I skipped

Bcs it's hamon

Hamon boring

[jolly beacon]

Then you can't say anything about it until you watch it

[runic salmon]

I know memez

[jolly beacon]

It changes from each opinion

[runic salmon]

also look at caesar

[jolly beacon]

Memez aren't enough

[runic salmon]

Caesar looks so gay

[jolly beacon]

Bruh anyone from Italy in this anime looks like this

[runic salmon]

yes

Even part 5

[jolly beacon]

Part 1 and 2 isn't gay but idk about 5

[runic salmon]

At first

Hair

Bruv

[jolly beacon]

I don't know much about part 5

I didn't watch it yet

It's okay idc about seeing or hearing spoilers

[runic salmon]

Ok

now

U see

Also

why

he would've been cuter

[tall tangle]

why jojo is gay a bible by jotaro pfp

[jolly beacon]

Cause he's the manga writer he can do anything

[jolly beacon]

It's okay tho everyone has his own opinion

[runic salmon]

yes JoJo part 4-3 are not gay except dio

[tall tangle]

yeah dw I pretty much enjoy reading it

[jolly beacon]

I see the anime as it's not gay alot but there is gay jokes

[tall tangle]

wdym kakyoin and jotaro arent gay as hell

[runic salmon]

ye

[runic salmon]

Kakyoin likes jotaros mom

in his Mind there's only

Oh

[tall tangle]

Jojos BIzarre adventure

[jolly beacon]

Oh chill

[tall tangle]

Damn

[runic salmon]

in kakyoin mind

Theres only

Holly

[jolly beacon]

Well somehow

[runic salmon]

34

Rule

[jolly beacon]

Yes

[tall tangle]

theres cherries mmmm

[jolly beacon]

But I can't argue with you

Cause it's a fact

[runic salmon]

Ok in that part he was kinda gay but it was not him it was the stand enemy

[tall tangle]

thats some freaky shit the enemy was into

[runic salmon]

Ikr

The enemy was a weirdo

[jolly beacon]

He couldn't stop rero-ing them

[tall tangle]

"Jotaro-s-senmpai😍"

[runic salmon]

but if you think about it that stand could be op

[tall tangle]

Bro theres this animatic of kakyoin to the song yellow on YouTube and everytime I watch it I hear rero instead of yellow

[jolly beacon]

The stand was actually powerful but but jotaro outplayed him

[tall tangle]

Jotaro op

[jolly beacon]

Lol

[runic salmon]

Ye

Read my name pls :)

[jolly beacon]

He just keep losing his power as he ages

[tall tangle]

I was thinking if it was a deez nuts joke until I got it

[jolly beacon]

Tokio tomari

[runic salmon]

Ye but he keeps getting fitter

[jolly beacon]

Agreed

Lol

Yeah somehow

I don't know about her yet

[runic salmon]

Should I spoil?

can I?

[jolly beacon]

Well idc but the mod will

[runic salmon]

come

[near star]

@runic salmon, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[runic salmon]

In

Stone ocean

[jolly beacon]

Ok

[hasty dome]

Delete, no future part characters

[runic salmon]

Sorry

My bad

[hasty dome]

Same reason

[runic salmon]

How about now

[hasty dome]

I don’t see anything else so it’s ok

[runic salmon]

Ight

Tell me if I have to delete something

[hasty dome]

Just don’t mention anything from part 4 onwards

[stable tangle]

Jotaro is the best JoJo

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-star-platinum-jotaro-gif-21911782

[hasty dome]

Delete, no future part characters

[near star]

@stable tangle, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[stable tangle]

YES!

WRYYYYYYY

[hasty dome]

.

[silk sable]

😐

[winged crest]

@runic salmon don't talk about future part things

@stable tangle don't talk about future part things

[hasty dome]

One day I’ll be denizen of discussion

[near star]

@vague forum, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[wintry rampart]

oh

i didnt read manga

[winged crest]

what's that sentence have to do with anything

Jonathan's stand being used by DIO in part 3

[iron agate]

yes

[silk sable]

Stardust crusaders was the only part that I could not get enough of because it was that good

[dire gate]

I love stardust crusaders despite some of it’s flaws

[wintry rampart]

Based on?

[jolly beacon]

Cause he keeps getting thinner

[earnest umbra]

did steely dan die or retire?

[wintry rampart]

Believe what you want to believe

[earnest umbra]

says he retired on the wiki but my mans got absolutely clapped ngl

[wintry rampart]

Lowkey that's a spoiler

[jolly beacon]

Yes

[wintry rampart]

Delete it then

[lyric crow]

!w jotaro kujo

!w polnareff

!w silver chariot

!w the world

[trail pewter]

https://jojowiki.com/The_World

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

The World

The World (ザ・ワールド（世界）, Za Wārudo) is the Stand of DIO, featured in the third part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Stardust Crusaders.

[dire mason]

why did i find vannila ice dying to a weak punch funny

[near star]

@hardy sphinx, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !