stardust-crusaders

[ancient kettle]

ecksdee

[wintry rampart]

reason: cut it

[mossy star]

In short, Zag sucks

The end

[hasty dome]

He cant use stinger eyes and they arent rays that erase anything. They are his blood at high speeds. Yes its a bit out there, he coudnt throw Kars all the way to space and you are assuming that Star platinum threw Alesi far enough to reach space? And DIO cant keep on stop time since he may be a vampire but he would need to "rest" or get blood to keep going. Dio cant run as fast as a WW2 plane even with stand jumps. And if DIO is able to run away then when would he "turn Kars to mush" and kill him? Also him turning to mush woudnt kill him.

Every point is useless there

[worn lava]

The argument is over

[hasty dome]

Jeezus

[wintry rampart]

bahaha

[mossy star]

Joseph was not actually a human, he was a humanoid limo

Which are immortal beings

[worn lava]

No you see

[wintry rampart]

oh yeah youre right

pasta forgot

[hasty dome]

pasta la vista

[worn lava]

Joseph is a megazord/transformer combo

The arms are limos

[mossy star]

I gotta know if the Zag guy is a kid

[hasty dome]

Wait he got muted?

[wintry rampart]

yeah

[mossy star]

He was

[worn notch]

yes

[wintry rampart]

lol

[hasty dome]

Just notiiced lmaooo

[mossy star]

But 10 minutes is still not enough

[worn lava]

He got obliterated

[hasty dome]

He just dmed me "Bruh"

[ancient kettle]

ight, just drop it. this argument has been stupid for hours

[mossy star]

He should've been muted for 2 hours

[mossy star]

You're right Table

[wintry rampart]

they couldnt handle the 'kars has better hair' argument

[hasty dome]

Kars is a fucking car

He would run over DIO

vroomm vroom

[mossy star]

Another hot take

[wintry rampart]

dio has no chance against cars!!!!

[wintry rampart]

spill

[mossy star]

Part 3 Jotaro is getting too much hate for no real reason

[wintry rampart]

yes

[hearty widget]

yes

thats true

[wintry rampart]

limo joseph

[hasty dome]

Except ||part 4 happens||

If you know you know

[hearty widget]

just because of the start of part 3

[mossy star]

Most people who complain about Jotaro having nothing to him haven't read this part of the manga

[hearty widget]

that he didnt like when girls are screaming

[ancient kettle]

josephs limp arm soloes jojos

[worn notch]

maybe because he has sensory overload?

[wintry rampart]

uhhh the strongest jojo?? limo joseph.

[worn notch]

okay i was read an essay about that, let me find the link

https://mrelp.tumblr.com/post/186169882110/jotaro-kujo-is-autistic-an-informal-analysis

[lone elm]

dead account btw

[rocky sonnet]

Auto unmuted @dense rain

[silver stag]

[wary sand]

The girls in my area when they get coronavirus and lose their taste

[near star]

@wary sand, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[wary sand]

I just have a question

How did Jonathan's body, minus the head, stay intact for 100 years and not decompose?

[wintry rampart]

Because DIO's vampire blood is maintaining it

[hearty widget]

Lol

[dense rain]

Most people prob know this but the world has oxygen tanks because of the time Dio spent under the ocean

[wintry rampart]

I think that's just a design thing.

[hearty widget]

its a jetpack

thats how dio could fly

[wintry rampart]

wow

[dense rain]

it also could a refrence to the song holy diver

[wary sand]

Some JoJo fans: The anime isn't true to Araki's art
Araki's art:

[mossy star]

I don't like how part 3 tried to stay ''faithful'' to part 3

[wary sand]

DIO's death was indirectly caused by a fly

[tender blaze]

ok part\

[wary sand]

Loud minorities be like "OMG MILF HUNTER!!!!!!!!"

Now that you mentioned it he is

[hearty widget]

also great part

[wary sand]

This panel will never get old

[dreamy flame]

rip

[turbid oasis]

Dio technically has two stands?

cause you can see him using a "hermit purple" on the camera

to identify the gang

[tame gust]

Yes

[turbid oasis]

ok thanks

[hearty widget]

part with smartest fights

[dreamy flame]

when the iq big

[frosty cradle]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

its repetitive imo

least favorite

[hearty widget]

how is it repetitive tho

all of the fights were unique

[frosty cradle]

it didn't do villain of the week well

[steady root]

ok this was kind of funny

[frosty cradle]

ehh

[dreamy flame]

lol

[near star]

@dreamy flame, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[hearty widget]

how

[dreamy flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hamon-jojos-bizarre-adventure-power-stance-pose-gif-17841463

[ancient kettle]

other parts improved on it, and you cant really deny that

[frosty cradle]

^

[hearty widget]

how does that make part 3 villain bad

[frosty cradle]

its not bad

its just not my favorite

no part is bad

[hearty widget]

I meant the villain of the week

the first 3 fights were lame

the monkey, water guy, and fly

[frosty cradle]

the only fights that were interesting to me was
N'Doul kinda
Steely Dan
and DIO

[steady root]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-dio-clap-applause-gif-15677149

[hearty widget]

oh I liked all of the fights except those 3 I said

[frosty cradle]

tower of grey was a little tiny bit interesting

[royal wigeon]

The judgement episodes to me were really boring (except for when avdol showed up)

In my opinion

[frosty cradle]

avdol dying twice was shit imo

like the second one, felt nothing

[hearty widget]

it was bs

[sick tide]

The first one hurts second was like oh ok

[frosty cradle]

like, ok he already died once, im not feeling anything for the second one

[royal wigeon]

I could just imagine araki laughing as everyone thought he brought him back for good

[frosty cradle]

fr

[sick tide]

I love dio but he killed kakyion I was abt to throw my phone

He isn't my favorite it just hits too hard

[hearty widget]

avdol died first time : Rip... | he dies again : Bruh

[sick tide]

Next chapter be like avdol Is back but we gonna kill me for a 3rd time

[hearty widget]

avdol died more than fights he's had

[plain tulip]

hello fellow sc enjoyers

[sick tide]

If you call dio a fight no

[royal wigeon]

I really liked avails death not because he died but the way he died

It was way to quick to give it a dramatic end

I like deaths like that they are more realistic

[hearty widget]

bruh he died again for no reason he told the crusaders they must be on guard

[plain tulip]

imo iggys death is the saddest sfter kakyoins in crusaders

after*

[royal wigeon]

When I first tried introducing one of my friends to Jojo he instantly got attached to Jonathan. I invited him over to watch episode 9 and his reaction was priceless. He quit watching after that.

[wary blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN3ffctcZWg

[dreamy flame]

😮

[queen oasis]

That's hot

[covert sleet]

Dio would approve

[winged crest]

@viscid burrow

[neon sleet]

Part 20 Avdol would hit different

[wraith stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUHJRTmS7Ao

[solar bone]

Imagine Avdol and Kakyoin didn’t die and appeared in Golden Wind with Polnareff

[hasty dome]

wtf

MODS

[solar bone]

True

[hasty dome]

I forgot the mods names

a

[solar bone]

Reunion 🙂

[wintry rampart]

@viscid burrow

[outer flame]

what

[hasty dome]

@viscid burrow Coba just posted nsfw

[outer flame]

the fuck

@viscid burrow

[hasty dome]

we all saw

[wintry rampart]

[outer flame]

coba

i have screenshot

[serene hedge]

SUS

[outer flame]

:ha:

the world fucking star platinum

[hasty dome]

:ha:

[serene hedge]

:ha:

[outer flame]

coba

[hasty dome]

Where is Kaikooooo

[wintry rampart]

no

[outer flame]

prepare to get banned

[frosty cradle]

...

[outer flame]

@viscid burrow

[wintry rampart]

what the fuck

[outer flame]

he keeps posting jojo porn

[frosty cradle]

@viscid burrow

[wintry rampart]

DEATHLY WHERE ARE YOU

[hasty dome]

@viscid burrow Whenever you can

[serene hedge]

oh ok i trust you

[outer flame]

oh sorry

i thought you were

bruh it must have been my imagination

[frosty cradle]

"Must've been the wind..."

[viscid burrow]

wjat

[hasty dome]

Thank you Kaiko-san

:D

[outer flame]

YEY

[frosty cradle]

thank you deathly

[outer flame]

yupi

ban

[serene hedge]

[viscid burrow]

[serene hedge]

rip coba u wil be mised

[outer flame]

he posted a caesar x joseph one

[hasty dome]

👏

[wintry rampart]

wo are they gone

[wanton turret]

N'Doul

[outer flame]

death

[frosty cradle]

dead blind man

but i call him Noodle

[outer flame]

iggy launcher 9000

[wanton turret]

Nah pretty sure he isn't a major arcana

[frosty cradle]

Geb is a god

[wanton turret]

He's Geb, not Death

[outer flame]

i dont remember what happened

[frosty cradle]

Mannish bOi has Death

13 of them
:)

[outer flame]

death 13

i want to make a joke but first #jojo-anime-discussion

[hollow pagoda]

Huh

ROAD ROLLER DA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/672774352319545344.gif?v=1&size=64

[outer flame]

best stand in jojo

road roller

[hollow pagoda]

ZA WARUDO

The world

[outer flame]

tum tum tum tum tum

[hollow pagoda]

STOPH TIEM

[outer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-the-world-power-charge-gif-13331683

[outer flame]

time stop joseph best character

[frosty cradle]

his head tho

[outer flame]

true

[outer flame]

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED

AMONGUSHJEBD

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[hollow pagoda]

Noice

[agile delta]

Chad

[wintry rampart]

chad indeed

[limber oar]

Sexy chad

[upper kiln]

E

Hehe

[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[royal siren]

ngl Holly got a fat ass

[sonic crag]

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[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[royal siren]

[shy quail]

Er

[sonic crag]

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[wintry rampart]

ora

a

[glacial lava]

can we agree part 3 jotaro was boring as fuck

[near star]

@glacial lava, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[hearty widget]

No

[sonic crag]

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[glacial lava]

accept it

[winged crest]

No

Stoic does not = boring

[limber oar]

Jotaro is one of the best parts about part 3 imo

Also no mentioning future part stuff

[glacial lava]

jotaro despite being boring as hell was still the best part of stardust crusaders

[limber oar]

Delete this please

[mossy star]

Not boring at all for me

[blissful estuary]

BRUH BLOOD TYPE B? THAT DUDE BORING ASF

[wintry rampart]

Dio has a Stand thanks to Jonathan's body, right?

[mossy star]

No

[limber oar]

No

[mossy star]

The World is strictly Dio's

[limber oar]

The World is DIO’s stand

[hearty widget]

he's a high schooler? bruh hes boring

[blissful estuary]

no dio just... has stand

[limber oar]

Jonathan’s stand is different

[mossy star]

If Dio was somehow separated from Jonathan's body, he would still have The World

[limber oar]

It’s the Hermit Purple like stand that DIO uses

[wintry rampart]

Ohhh I see

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[wintry rampart]

Too fast xd

[blissful estuary]

no

[hearty widget]

yes

[glacial lava]

yes and no

[limber oar]

Good idea

[sonic crag]

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[solid lotus]

I got a @ here

[winged crest]

@viscid burrow

[outer flame]

oops

no future peopl

[outer flame]

dont need to ping a mod tho

@neon sleet pls delete your message, it contains a person from a future part do it before getting brutally manslaughtered by the mods

[winged crest]

it's quicker

[neon sleet]

[outer flame]

just say redacted

[winged crest]

Sometimes people just ignore the "don't mention future part characters pls delete"

[limber oar]

I give them the chance, Erik doesn’t

Lmao

[neon sleet]

What if I censor the future character

[outer flame]

dont use || ||

[limber oar]

Doesn’t matter

[outer flame]

only (REDACTED)

[limber oar]

Can’t say it at all

[neon sleet]

Alright

[viscid burrow]

j

[outer flame]

hello

the message has been deleted

[viscid burrow]

good

[outer flame]

also are you polish

[viscid burrow]

im not

[outer flame]

did i get close?

bc of your status

[viscid burrow]

Its just song lyrics

[outer flame]

oh ok

first polish song lyrics i see thats not the dancing cow thing

[worn lava]

Enya somehow got J.Geil’s wounds right

How didn’t die die

[winged crest]

Because she didn't

Simple, she is indeed as they say, built different

[wintry rampart]

Enya is a witch

[winged crest]

She's a hag

[granite halo]

might be rule breaking but I hope is not

[winged crest]

Why would it be

[granite halo]

it's kinda a meme

[winged crest]

Isn't it literally just a frame from the show

[worn lava]

“I survived the cliff because it was my stand Joestar”
“He knows my name so he’s a stand user”

[silver stag]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[sonic crag]

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[wintry rampart]

Lisa Lisa got folded by Kars in 2 minutes tho

[silver stag]

cheated

[sonic crag]

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[wintry rampart]

Thank god joseph was there to put kars in his place

[winged crest]

Kars then promptly becomes God

[wintry rampart]

|| and gets launched into the endless galaxy by a buff crash pilot ||

[pine wadi]

Ngl, I think my first husbando of all time is Kars

[wintry rampart]

Mans is just perfect

[ancient escarp]

Kars 😩

[coarse knot]

Speedwagon

[bronze gorge]

speedweed

[pine wadi]

IkR

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/kars-jojo-ultimate-kars-kars-turns-his-back-to-the-sun-and-bathes-in-its-light-gif-14436733

[pine wadi]

😩

[bronze gorge]

cars

[sonic crag]

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[coarse knot]

Imagine simping

[sonic crag]

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[ancient escarp]

Hair reveal game strong

[pine wadi]

Yea

Plus my man got the DrIp

LiKe, ThOsE eArRiNgS tHo

[sonic crag]

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[wintry rampart]

Its not simping if its kars

Plus his theme

[pine wadi]

Avalon is god

(hope i spelt that correct)

[ancient escarp]

The second best part 2 theme, only after cyborg Stroheim’s (I think it’s called propaganda??)

[pine wadi]

Yea

Its pretty epic

Tho Joesph's theme is pretty gud as well

[ancient escarp]

The chanting and then the beat drop >>>>

[wintry rampart]

Ayo lets not forget that josephs theme is the best

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[coarse knot]

true man

[ancient escarp]

Joseph’s is a close third for me

[pine wadi]

AAAA KAKYOIN

[ancient escarp]

Stroheim’s is just better imo

[coarse knot]

KAKYOOOIIIIIIN

[pine wadi]

Ok like my guy Kakyoin is my favourite character of all time

Like

ChErRy BoI

[wintry rampart]

Part 2 spoiler || how tf did stroheim die when not even kars could kill him? ||

[ancient escarp]

I mean this in the nicest way possible, his face looks like 🗿

[pine wadi]

He just did

Maybe a bullet to the head

Idk

[sonic crag]

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[coarse knot]

he has a fucking gun for a dick

[ancient escarp]

It was in Russia in the dead of winter I don’t think that would be too good for a cyborg

[coarse knot]

with a gun dick]

[ancient escarp]

How does his metal dick relate to his theme music if you don’t mind me asking

[wintry rampart]

But still wouldn‘t Kars, the literal perfect creature be worse tho lol

[pine wadi]

Hmm

yea butttt

[coarse knot]

i swear von stroheim's theme says lil bitch

[pine wadi]

Rlly, where

[ancient escarp]

Stroheim is a lil bitch tho lmao

Especially with that haircut

[sonic crag]

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[coarse knot]

lil bitch

with pig nose

[ancient escarp]

He has a very punchable face imo

[sonic crag]

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[coarse knot]

yes

nazi chad

[wintry rampart]

Kars saving a dog>>>>stroheim

[sonic crag]

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[coarse knot]

kars destroys a car

[pine wadi]

loveable at times tho

[ancient escarp]

Suzi Q best jojo waifu 😤😤😤😤

[coarse knot]

yes

[ancient escarp]

Based

[wintry rampart]

Too bad joseph isn‘t one of them

[pine wadi]

Idk man, shes one of the best for sure tho

[coarse knot]

what about erina

[pine wadi]

O yea

[ancient escarp]

Here’s a bangin theory: hamon user Suzie Q

[pine wadi]

Hmm

[sonic crag]

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[pine wadi]

Your proof if I may ask

[winged crest]

Stop right there

[pine wadi]

Hawt

But

[winged crest]

No future part things

[pine wadi]

spoilers

[winged crest]

Delete

This

[wintry rampart]

All i‘m saying is

[coarse knot]

erina more like erecna

[pine wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/noriaki-kakyoin-ova-jotaro-jojo-gif-14087916

[wintry rampart]

Joseph got a great taste

[pine wadi]

I wanna appereciate this moment tho

Like

:)

[coarse knot]

why is kakyoin's hair brown

[ancient escarp]

He poked kak’s eye right out with his hat lmao

[pine wadi]

Lol yea

[ancient escarp]

A hat brim to the eye would be fuckin brutal

[coarse knot]

and why does he look like a person from FIFA

[pine wadi]

I dunno

[coarse knot]

and ea was already bad

[winged crest]

@weary turret

[coarse knot]

he is clearly red hair

[pine wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-ova-anime-huh-wtf-gif-17315527

[wintry rampart]

Well

There are no canon colors in jjba

[pine wadi]

BRO HE'S SO LOVEABLE THO

[winged crest]

There are some

[ancient escarp]

I don’t wanna spoil future parts but JJBA anime adaptations change colors a lot

[pine wadi]

yea

[coarse knot]

look at him. this is not kakyoin. this is fuckyoin

[pine wadi]

true

but he still look beautiful tho

[winged crest]

Yes the OVA has meh designs

Not surprising

[ancient escarp]

He looks like that one meme

You know the one

[wintry rampart]

MOHAMMED AVDOLU

[pine wadi]

YES, I AM

[coarse knot]

and dio looks like some porn actor in this

[pine wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-yes-i-am-jojo-jjba-gif-20844595

hmmmm

[coarse knot]

avdol tsk

[wintry rampart]

Best scene in part 3

[pine wadi]

Thats EXTREMELY up for debate

[wintry rampart]

In terms of being funny*

[winged crest]

Literally everything is up for debate

[pine wadi]

HmMmMm

[winged crest]

That scene isn't funny

It's cool as fuk

[pine wadi]

Very true, tho there are other rlly funny scenes

[coarse knot]

best scene in jojo

[pine wadi]

HmMmM

[coarse knot]

Neil Armstrong: 1 small step for man. 1 huge leap for man king

[pine wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-intensifies-gif-10591361

[coarse knot]

Kars:

[pine wadi]

IdK man

definitely one of the best tho

[coarse knot]

yes

[winged crest]

Is not a human

[wintry rampart]

Can we all just agree that jojo has way too many scenes that are fucking awesome

[coarse knot]

i mean, Kars: First time?

[ancient escarp]

Based

[winged crest]

So does any other show I like

And that most people like

[coarse knot]

Ore wa... NINGEN YAMERUZO, JOJO!

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joestar-jjba-nigerundayo-smokey-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-gif-19743448

[coarse knot]

he said it

he said the thing

he said the funny

he said the racist funny word

[ancient escarp]

You said a jojo quote comedy king omg I’m laughing so hard

[hearty widget]

https://tenor.com/bdtOX.gif

[pine wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-jojos-bizarre-adventure-very-nice-caesarino-nice-gif-17511963

[silver stag]

kakyoin is one of my favorites i literally cried when he died

[winged crest]

Madlad

[pine wadi]

same here

[hearty widget]

https://tenor.com/bipWj.gif

[sonic crag]

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[pine wadi]

yah, it was just AH

[wintry rampart]

Same

[winged crest]

I knew he died but I forget spoilers till I see em happen

[near star]

@coarse knot, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[coarse knot]

stfu

[hearty widget]

kakyoins only friend was his stand and the crusaders 😔

[pine wadi]

You know what really hit hard after his death

Rewatching his encounter with DIO for the first time

[winged crest]

Oh come on

No future part things

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[winged crest]

@weary turret

[winged crest]

Za Warudo da

[coarse knot]

za warudoda

[gaunt gate]

Kakyoins death hit hard, but it was a later death that made me cry. I was close with Kakyoin though.

😦

[coarse knot]

WRYYYYYAA

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[winged crest]

Warudo and da are separate

[pine wadi]

oof, i feel you

[coarse knot]

NIVIO KEKA

[wintry rampart]

Avdol was done so dirty smh

[winged crest]

Oh I just noticed they didn't even spell norioku right

Amazing

[hot mortar]

yeah he was

[wintry rampart]

Was so happy to see a muslim guy in jjba

[winged crest]

Araki wasn't very good at splitting fights up evenly

[pine wadi]

tho he has really improved

like

[coarse knot]

BU TEMALAYO

[pine wadi]

with the later parts

its easier to get attached to characters

[winged crest]

Not to me, it's always been easy

[pine wadi]

lol yea, i didnt wanna have to deal with the trouble so I kept it very vague

[pine wadi]

yea, but for other heartless people(smh rn) its this situation

[wintry rampart]

Im eagerly waiting for the part 6 anime

Got heavily spoiled

[pine wadi]

OmG same

like

my friend is reading the manga

[wintry rampart]

Only heard very good things about it

[pine wadi]

and my guy's brother spoiled stuff for me

yea

[sonic crag]

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[silver stag]

hes not confirmed muslim

delete

[pine wadi]

changed it

👍

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[pine wadi]

Lol

I guess everyone

That outfit tho *chefs kiss

Yessir

[winged crest]

@weary turret

@weary turret context is part 6 talk

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[pine wadi]

oof

I guess it's the rules

[winged crest]

What, it's a spoiler

[pine wadi]

Yes

[wintry rampart]

It is

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[weary turret]

ty

sorry for late response was at work lol

[royal siren]

I kinda wish Joseph would have kept using "Your next line will be..." in part 3

[pine wadi]

mhm

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joelg-gif-20756087

Joesph at the end of the Polneraff fight

[hearty widget]

tf?

[gritty pasture]

Many buff dudes + a dog find a 100yr vampire using magic puncy ghost and most of them get holes in them

[royal siren]

5 schizo go on a weird drug trip with their dog

[robust linden]

He never had any other solo fights, would've felt like dumb cheap fanservice. It was way more charming that it was used one last time.

[royal siren]

perhaps so

[serene hedge]

Joseph was so much nerfed so much in part 3

[robust linden]

He got old, what did you expect?

And Joseph getting hermit purple was fitting for his character. Would make no sense if he got a random punch ghost that outshined Star Platinum

[serene hedge]

he s my favourite jojo

[royal siren]

Hermit purple is one of the useless stands

[robust linden]

Be glad that he's still alive and had good moments

[serene hedge]

Part 2 one

[robust linden]

It's not useless tho

[royal siren]

Well I meant to say weaker

[robust linden]

It's the entire reason Joseph was able to pinpoint DIO and it was the only stand capable of using hamon on itself. It was perfect for Joseph and it was shown to us that it can be torn up without it harming the guy

[royal siren]

At least in comparison to stands such as Oingo and Boingos or Lovers

[gaunt gate]

Ok did this for Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency.

inhales

[undone scroll]

😤

[untold creek]

Japanese boy in prison attempts suicide. 47 episodes later hot blonde guy evaporates.

[near star]

@untold creek, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

[gaunt gate]

Hot Brown Haired Guy goes to Japan to see his daughter, Hot Blonde Babe. His grandson, Hot AF Coat Guy is in prison and he has to pull him out of prison with the help of his friend, Fortune Guy, who is pretty hot. But Hot AF Coat Guy has a Stand like Fortune Guy and Hot Brown Haired Guy, who no longer has brown hair, so let's call him Hot Previously Brown Haired Guy. They go and use Hot Previously Brown Haired Guys stand to get a photo of what gave them stands. SURPRISE! IT'S HOT BLONDE GUY WITH HOT BLUE HAIRED GUYS BODY! Hot AF Coat Guy goes to school and meets Hot Red Haired Guy who tries to kill him, but Hot AF Coat Guy brings him home. Hot Blonde Babe starts to get sick because she is developing a stand, and Hot Previously Brown Haired Guy, Hot AF Coat Guy, Hot Red Haired Guy and Fortune Guy go to go to Egypt, but they meet Hot White Haired Guy, he tried to kill them, but they stop that and befriend him. they continue and go, meet a few stand users and then, wait, Fortune Guy just got shot? A few stand users later and Fortune Guy's back. They continue and a while later they get to Egypt and get a dog, Smol Doggy, and, uh oh, a stand got Hot Red Haired Guys eyes! They go more and Hot Red Haired Guy is back. They go to Egypt and find where Hot Blonde Guys location. Shit, Fortune Guy and Smol Doggy are dead. OH CRAP NOW HOT RED HAIRED GUY IS DEAD. Well, now they know that Hot Blonde Guy can stop time and, shit, meme. Well, Hot AF Coat Guy and Hot Blonde Guy are fighting. Oh btw Hot Previously Brown Haired Guy is dead. Shit now Hot Blonde Guy took Hot Previously Brown Haired Guys blood and not he is super powerful, Hot AF Coat Guy is playing dead on a whole new level. Wait, Hot White Haired Guy comes and stabs Hot Blonde Guy, didn't work. Not Hot AF Coat Guy is about to die from a road roller. PLOT TWIST! HOT AF COAT GUY CAN ALSO STOP TIME! HE kills Hot Blonde guy, revives Hot Previously Brown Haired Guy and goes home. Hot Blonde Babe and Hot Italian Babe are chill.

✋🏻

[wheat zealot]

hot blonde babe

[frosty cradle]

1. no
2. delete, memes go in #manga-jojokes

[neon sleet]

[frosty cradle]

thank you

[formal summit]

hey look what i found

[frosty cradle]

Pat Methany is a great musician

[formal summit]

sure is

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/kzGAJeXc65w what song is the one in the beginning of this clip?

[median carbon]

space of a lone god

[wintry rampart]

is this one not on spotify?

[frosty cradle]

look for Hitori-shin no kūkan

[wintry rampart]

not seeing it

can ya link

[frosty cradle]

just a sec

oh it was Hitorigamino Kukan

[frosty cradle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4G0ffIfobxWKqHXnsOynIn?si=147dee85c7a84625

[wintry rampart]

thank you
for some reason i couldnt find this entire album

[frosty cradle]

Stardust Crusaders [Destination]

[wintry rampart]

ye

i just couldnt see it anywhere on spotify

[frosty cradle]

ah

[sour mirage]

totally in the right channel

👏

[oak quiver]

You can mention past parts here irrc

Anyway, I dont really know how to explain it, but basically the gist is that talking takes longer

[frosty cradle]

but its a meme technically

[gloomy junco]

my bad guys suck a joe 😋

[oak quiver]

When youre reading the manga, you read faster than they are talking so the pacing seems normal

But when you have to say everything out loud, it takes longer to convey the message so itll take more time to say things

So while dio was in the air for about 2 minutes, it wouldve been a much shorter duration of time if it stayed true to the original pacing

[sour mirage]

ohh

make sense now

[oak quiver]

Yeah haha dw i was a little confused too 😅

[sour mirage]

it's okay, my brain cell needs a time to understand something sometime

[blissful urchin]

So if any of you guys didn't see my hypothetical basically in the part 1 chat we were wondering how long Speed wagon would last if he had hamon and almost everyone agreed that he would last till part 3 so now I'm wondering would he make it to Egypt?

[wanton turret]

Speedwagon wouldn't be able to make it to part 3, even Straizo, who is a Hamon Master is only slightly younger looking than Speedwagon at 75(they are the same age) and admits it won't be able to stop his aging enough, I doubt hamon could be able to give enough energy for a still able bodied 124 year old

But, if by some off-chance he can make it to part 3, I doubt he'd be able to make it to egypt

He'd probably be bed-ridden

[burnt plank]

Did yall forget that from part 2 a German guy from 20s revived a man that exploded in half but speedwagon foundation couldn't revive a donut (kakyowin) like bruh they could just put something on him????

[worn lava]

That was German Science, not the Speedwagon Foundation

[burnt plank]

Hmmmmmmmm I guess your right

But how???? It was 1920s

[worn lava]

clears throat

German
Science

[burnt plank]

That's kinda overpowered

[worn lava]

why yes

yes it is

[burnt plank]

Ik but how did they develop that in 1920s?

Well...

Power of science I guess

In german

[worn lava]

Yes, exactly

[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/rudol-von-stroheim-stroheim-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jojo-battle-tendency-gif-13994621

[worn lava]

Is is the best in the world

[burnt plank]

I'm such A UTTER FOOL

Jojo engrish:
Go ahead.. mister jowster

[silver stag]

bruh moment

[burnt plank]

Wait...

There

[worn lava]

[burnt plank]

To bed

Oh yes

NO-

[wintry rampart]

it looks like "Promi8e"

[burnt plank]

Kinda

What if jotaro makes hamon

[wintry rampart]

why would he need hamon

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[burnt plank]

Overdrive ora?

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[wintry rampart]

he has an extremely busted stand anyways

he can make holes in someone with one barrage

[burnt plank]

He can stop time in 2 secs

[worn lava]

Ahem
Oradrive

[burnt plank]

True

[wintry rampart]

hamon is meant for vampires

its useless against others

[burnt plank]

Dio@wintry rampart

[wintry rampart]

what

yeah dio

[burnt plank]

Dio

Ultimate punches

[worn lava]

did you have to ping the post directly above you

[burnt plank]

I think

Reply but I'm lazy

[wintry rampart]

yes hamon is effective against dio

[burnt plank]

= easy death

[wintry rampart]

but they already had a limited time to defeat dio and training jotaro in hamon would waste time

[worn lava]

yes but you don't need to reply if there's 0 messages between your post and the one you're responding to

you can just say it

[burnt plank]

True

[worn lava]

so

where did the Crusaders keep their food

[burnt plank]

Ye

Idk

[worn lava]

I didn't even see a backpack on any of them

[burnt plank]

If shiza survived

[near star]

@burnt plank, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[burnt plank]

Ceasar

[worn lava]

shiza had no reason to die tbh

[burnt plank]

Well Akari did it so we can cry

[worn lava]

He died to get the ring from Wamuu
that Joseph was supposed to get by killing him
only for Joseph to kill him right after

[wintry rampart]

itd be hard for ceasar to travel along them because he probably wouldnt have stand if he survived

[worn lava]

and it's not like Joseph even took it before killing Wamuu

[wintry rampart]

probably

[worn lava]

Well he would have a stand but it'd probably be hermit purple again

considering it's the Hamon stand

[wintry rampart]

maybe

[burnt plank]

If ceasar survived and on Stardust crusaders....
2 old hags fighting for which one has a better decision

[worn lava]

consider that Jonathan also has it

[burnt plank]

Well joseph did create hermit purple with haamon

[worn lava]

that does bring up an interesting question that I need to ask in the DIU chat

[wintry rampart]

mm

[burnt plank]

But hermit purple is weak

I remember from Egypt that ONE OF DIO'S MINIONS HAD A STAND that is litter Aly the sun which is a big weakness to a vampire

K bye now

[frosty cradle]

well its not "the" sun

[burnt plank]

Copycat

Yeah

But it's like the opposite

It doesn't make hot stuffs

Bye now

[worn lava]

wha-

[worn lava]

He does and that is the entire reason he's a threat

[wintry rampart]

Hello

[winged crest]

Kakyoin was already dead

And Stroheim is a fucking robot i'm sure of it

That mothefucker never bleed from any injuries he got after he re appeared

[wintry rampart]

hes a cyborg

[winged crest]

Yea doubt

Either they only saved his brain (somehow)

Or it's just his memories

In a robot

[sturdy dove]

its sad that Lisa Lisa Died Off Screen

And Never Ever Mention Again.

[limber oar]

She’s never confirmed dead

[wintry rampart]

Yea

Lisa Lisa got like no screentime

And when she fought

Kars cheated

[sturdy dove]

But We All Know She Is Dead.

[sturdy dove]

We Didn't Even See Her Full Power.

[unborn delta]

guys

can hermit purple read thoughts?

and if so when did it happen?

[sturdy dove]

No , It Can't?

[unborn delta]

so what was n'doul, steely dan and enyaba talking about ?

[sturdy dove]

idk.

but I know Hermit Purple can't read thoughts.

[unborn delta]

alright

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[stoic field]

hermit purple, but with bubbles

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[tame gust]

Kars isn't really a person

[stoic field]

oh ye

the oldest would prob be lisa lisa, and since she is a relatively healthy woman she should live to be 120 ez

not to mention a hamon user

[hearty widget]

you are

[ancient kettle]

past is good, future isnt

[mossy star]

The thing about Lisa Lisa is that apparently Holly's earrings in the anime were meant to be inherited from Lisa Lisa

Which implies she died

[untold creek]

Lisa Lisa inherited lisa lisas earrings?

[stoic field]

big brain

[untold creek]

Yes

[untold creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-avdol-lewd-nsfw-gif-19505412

[unborn delta]

silver chariot plus anubis dual wielding OP

[stoic field]

yet SP still stomps lmao

@mossy star how does part 3 imply that lisa lisa dies?

[mossy star]

The thing about Lisa Lisa is that apparently Holly's earrings in the anime were meant to be inherited from Lisa Lisa

Why would she have Lisa Lisa's stuff is she's still alive?

[stoic field]

who inherited lisa lisa's earrings wtf

[mossy star]

Not to mention that Lisa Lisa stopped her training in 1948

[stoic field]

"Lisa lisa inherited Lisa Lisa's earrings"

unless i'm missing another jojo character called lisa lisa

[blissful urchin]

Oh I think I know what he's talking about

[mossy star]

So if she stopped training in Hamon 40 years before part 3, and she was 60 at that time, it's unlikely she would've reached 100

[stoic field]

how does stopping hamon training automatically stop you from living past 100?

[mossy star]

Because living past 100 is very unlikely in general

We don't know if Hamon users can even live past 100

[stoic field]

and it's not possible for a very fit and healthy former hamon master?

[wintry rampart]

This is in older times where living longer more rare

[blissful urchin]

My question is that if you stop training in hamon do you just age faster instead of slower

[stoic field]

if anything they have a higher chance to do that

[mossy star]

Again, she stopped training 40 years before Stardust Crusaers, and she was still aging

[stoic field]

proof?

[mossy star]

Will aged faster, because he gave all his Hamon to Jonathan

I have no idea man

[mossy star]

Other people who trained in Hamon were still aging

[blissful urchin]

That's a fair point

[wintry rampart]

because this server has the weirdest shit

[stoic field]

so living to be 100 years = immortality

ok

[stoic field]

they age slower, not just completely stop

[mossy star]

Straizo trained a lot earlier than Lisa Lisa, in fact he was the one who raised her and taught her everything she knows, and yet he still looked old at 75

She would also start to look older

[stoic field]

he looks like he's in his 50s lmfao

[mossy star]

But he still aged

[stoic field]

you acting like i said hamon users are immortal

or that they don't age at all

strawman

[mossy star]

How is that a strawman

[wintry rampart]

Polenereff will never just die

[mossy star]

Well, you should keep watching

[wintry rampart]

if lisa lisa was alive in Stardust Crusaders she would be extremely old

[wintry rampart]

That’s not even remotely possible

[stoic field]

or, according to liam, dead

and reze

[mossy star]

The anime already IMPLIED she's dead

[wintry rampart]

that's what we're saying

[wintry rampart]

Anyone with common sense would know that

[mossy star]

Lisa Lisa is almost definitely dead during parts 3-6

[wintry rampart]

The anime dosent have to imply shit

[stoic field]

by lisa lisa inheriting lisa lisa's earrings?

[blissful urchin]

So is that why Speedwagon wouldn't hypothetically make it to part 3 because when William Zeppeli died he just stopped training (keep in mind that in this hypothetical canon Willam died where Ceaser was supposed to die)

[wintry rampart]

You just need a brain

[mossy star]

By Holly inheriting Lisa Lisa's earrings

[stoic field]

imma need proof of that

[mossy star]

[wintry rampart]

Imagine if Lisa Lisa had a stand

[wintry rampart]

They are literally the exact same earrings

[mossy star]

I know

[wintry rampart]

She’s probably be the most powerful female stand user

[mossy star]

Nah

[wintry rampart]

Other than stone ocean

I forgot her name

[mossy star]

Future part, and no

[stoic field]

same earrings = inheriting, got it

[blissful urchin]

It would probably just be another hermat purple

[stoic field]

also dead

nice logic

/s

[wintry rampart]

Well at least she’d be more powerful than Joseph

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[mossy star]

In short, Lisa Lisa is almost definitely dead, stop coping

[wintry rampart]

Coping

[stoic field]

nah

[wintry rampart]

Having the exact same earrings as someone who had said earrings over 50 years ago

[tame rune]

Hi

[wintry rampart]

Why

[mossy star]

Even if she could live until 100 thanks to Hamon, she stopped her training 40 years prior to Stardust Crusaders

Future part concept

[blissful urchin]

Oh sorry

[stoic field]

so? she just could've bought an identical pair

[wintry rampart]

Over 40 years later?

[stoic field]

or even if lisa lisa gave them to her, how does that indicate death

[wintry rampart]

Guys do you not understand that Lisa Lisa is Jonathan joestars daughter

It is impossible

[stoic field]

could've just been a birthday present

[wintry rampart]

For her to live

That king

[mossy star]

She isn't

[wintry rampart]

Long*

[sonic condor]

only real jojo fans can complete the sentence: Yare yare _____

[ancient kettle]

daughter in law

[wintry rampart]

Wtf

[mossy star]

Lisa Lisa is a baby taken by Erina

[wintry rampart]

Wtf

[sonic condor]

yes

[mossy star]

George 2 was Jonathan's son

[blissful urchin]

She's adopted

[stoic field]

bro you shouldn't even be talking if that's what you think

[ancient kettle]

yeah, shes the infant that was on the boat

[wintry rampart]

So does the job is semen just give hamon.

[sonic condor]

only real jojo fans can complete the sentence: Yare yare _

[wintry rampart]

Jojo*

[mossy star]

Ship

[wintry rampart]

Jojos*

[wintry rampart]

yakamashi :trollface:

[blissful urchin]

Daze

[sonic condor]

less go

[wintry rampart]

Dawa

[mossy star]

But to end this dumb discussion, Lisa Lisa died

Probably like 30 years before Stardust Crusaders

The end

[stoic field]

no proof, your statement is final, nice

[blissful urchin]

Future part

[mossy star]

The anime literally included a detail that proves this

[wintry rampart]

there's no proof to support her being alive either

[mossy star]

And you can come to that conclusion with basic logic

[stoic field]

and u stretched that so far to indicate death it's not even logical

[wintry rampart]

Uhhh

Well yeah....

[mossy star]

Lisa Lisa wouldn't keep the slower aging, because she stopped training 4 decades prior, even if she's alive

[wintry rampart]

Yare yare dawa is the feminine version of yare yare daze

[blissful urchin]

But there's less

[sonic condor]

yare yare daze

[wintry rampart]

Dawa

[sonic condor]

yare yare daze

bruh

its daze

[wintry rampart]

I prefer dawa

[sonic condor]

but i prefer daze

[wintry rampart]

I also prefer aro aro aro

[stoic field]

between this, and the guy who said jonathan is lisa lisa's daughter, i don't even know what this chat has come to

[sonic condor]

ora ora ora

muda muda muda

[mossy star]

Yeah, if anything there's more proof that she's dead than alive

[wintry rampart]

I never said that

[sonic condor]

za wardo (no one can message for 1 minute)

[wintry rampart]

I said Lisa Lisa was Jonathan’s daughter but I’m wrong

[sonic condor]

za warudo?

[sonic condor]

she is adopted daughter

[stoic field]

wait i confused the two

[wintry rampart]

since when did time stop last for a minute

[sonic condor]

maybe

yes

[stoic field]

but if you know what i meant then obv

[sonic condor]

straizo raised her

in season 2 they tell her story

straizo taught liza liza hamon

[blissful urchin]

So if Ceaser was in part 3 would he replace Avdol's death iggy's death or Kakyoin's death?

[sonic condor]

yes

[mossy star]

Stop talking about future parts

Go to #jojo-overall-discussion

[sonic condor]

ceasar fought like a true warrior

wammu was to strong 😦

wammuu

[mossy star]

Caesar was also too impulsive

Future part

Stop talking about future parts

[sonic condor]

ceasar zepli fought like true warrior rip legend

[sonic condor]

and joseph avenged caesar

[wintry rampart]

The only death that was actually sad to me was iggys

[sonic condor]

yes

[wintry rampart]

Let’s be honest

We don’t care about avdol

[sonic condor]

iggy saved polnareff

[blissful urchin]

Would avdol survive the fight with vanilla ice and would he also survive dio?

[near star]

@blissful urchin, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[mossy star]

I think I know what to do

[sonic condor]

why

[sonic condor]

avdol saved polnareff

[wintry rampart]

Agreed.

[wintry rampart]

His deaths are meaningless

its ridiculous

[sonic condor]

oh wow avdol saved polnareff bruh dont say that

[wintry rampart]

someone mentioned a part 7 character in #battle-tendency

[blissful urchin]

Well "die"

[mossy star]

To end this dumb discussion, Lisa Lisa is probably dead

[wintry rampart]

Better yet part 8

[sonic condor]

avdol saved polnareff 2times dont say that without knowing anything @wintry rampart

[wintry rampart]

Still a meaningless character

If all he does is die

At first I liked his character but I was just getting boring like wow he died

[sonic condor]

your saying that bec he muslim?

[mossy star]

How is he meaningless when he helps the gang get to Egypt

And sacrifices his life for Polnareff

[wintry rampart]

I’m black.....

[mossy star]

That's the exact opposite of meaningless

[sonic condor]

yea he saved polnareff hhow is meaningless

[blissful urchin]

I think that avdol and polnereff could have beaten vanilla ice together

[wanton turret]

Bro why would you bring up religion into this man

[wintry rampart]

This is the most stupidest shit I’ve seen

Like how dumb

[sonic condor]

shut up kid

[near star]

@sonic condor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[mossy star]

Says the one who spoils a whole bunch of future parts stuff in a part 3 chat

[wintry rampart]

You just called a person of the same race racist.

[mossy star]

[wanton turret]

Dio moves around

[sonic condor]

im not black 🙂

[wintry rampart]

[wintry rampart]

he saves polnareff

[wintry rampart]

Then how can you say I’m racist

[stoic field]

avdol's death kinda lost impact the second time round tbh

[sonic condor]

i think avdol is still alive

[mossy star]

Considering how Cream works, unlikely

[sonic condor]

bec we dont know wot happend inside portal when he ate him

[mossy star]

At best, he is at a different dimension that is only void

[sonic condor]

omg

[blissful urchin]

So if hypothetically avdol and polnareff beat vanilla ice how would the stairs scene go?

[mossy star]

They wouldn't be able to defeat him together

[wintry rampart]

Same scene, but with 3 people, probably.

[sonic condor]

jonathan,avdol,dio,iggy,joseph,kakyoin coming back???????/

[stoic field]

prob the same way

[mossy star]

The only way Polnareff could figure out how to beat Vanilla Ice was by Iggy and Avdol dying

And realizing he is a vampire

[sonic condor]

jonathan,avdol,dio,iggy,joseph,kakyoin coming back???????

[stoic field]

play eyes of heaven

[mossy star]

Non canon

Doesn't count

[sonic condor]

yea

[mossy star]

We probably won't have a part 9

[stoic field]

his suggestion also isn't canon

[mossy star]

It seems pretty likely we will end at 8

[sonic condor]

ii miss joseph joestar

i miss kakyoin

[stoic field]

unless araki is such a beast and continues Jojo into his 70s

[wintry rampart]

Technically it’ll never end

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[blissful urchin]

Brb I'm gonna re watch all the episodes with dio in part 3

[wintry rampart]

As long as the sperm gets spread around

Jojo will never end

[stoic field]

that's like 10 episodes in total tbh

and 4 where he actually does something

[wintry rampart]

Dios sperm still lives

To this day

[sonic condor]

ture

[wintry rampart]

Don’t talk to me

Raper.

[stoic field]

raper

[wintry rampart]

Lil dio

[sonic condor]

bruh dio took to many things, things that we cant bring back like jonathan and more

[wintry rampart]

Stop pinging me it’s annoying.

[stoic field]

if anyone would give a fuck about consent, it's def not dio

[sonic condor]

ok

[wintry rampart]

Well technically but also no

[sonic condor]

bruh

[sonic condor]

bad word

[stoic field]

erina

[sonic condor]

@wintry rampart sup

[wintry rampart]

Are you done yet.

[sonic condor]

@wintry rampart so what happens in stone ocean

[stoic field]

that isnt even how the ability works

[ancient kettle]

read the part lol

[wintry rampart]

this is #stardust-crusaders

[stoic field]

nvm can't talk more it's future part spoilers

[stoic field]

READ THE MANGA

[wintry rampart]

@viscid burrow this person keeps pinging me

[mossy star]

It doesn't seem like Dio was a rapist

[wanton turret]

Why are you pinging a mod for that

[stoic field]

based tbh

[pine wadi]

He definitely assaulted her tho

[mossy star]

Because he killed most of them