stardust-crusaders

[wintry rampart]

On so many levels

I dont give a shit if ones animated better, it looks hidious compated to its source material

And adding things like throwing a fucking tower is just plain stupid and some generic shounen strength bullshit

[frail ivy]

OVA is underrated af

[placid quiver]

praise the ova

if someone found the pb ova i'd fuckin marry them

[worldly tide]

Same there is only that 20 minute video of pieces of the footage

[placid quiver]

mhm

what if someone stalked all the places where it was shown

[ebon ingot]

did y’all see the artist for the PB OVA did art for all the other parts?

[worldly tide]

Yep

[weary turret]

it's not an OVA smh

[placid quiver]

uh yes it is

it's an original video adaptation??

[weary turret]

original video animation

that was never released on video :v

[ebon ingot]

this really be a CXSaltwater moment

[placid quiver]

bruh in what world

[weary turret]

this one

:v

[ebon ingot]

it was an OVA tho lol

[weary turret]

it's an OVA if it's released straight to VHS/DVD/Blu-Ray

[placid quiver]

it

it wasn't

are you ok

[ebon ingot]

wait her AND jotaro???

send send send

[weary turret]

if it's released straight to an online streaming service then it's an ONA

the movie only got a theatrical release

so it's a movie :v

[ebon ingot]

indie i need that dm from u pls

[wintry rampart]

I have a feeling this is hentai related

[placid quiver]

i can't show it in this chat since it's part spoiler lmao

it isn't

[wintry rampart]

Good

[weary turret]

better not be 🔫

[gloomy cargo]

[opal finch]

next you will say “wryyyyyyyy” tuyu

[gloomy cargo]

wryyyyyyyyyyyyy

N-Nani?!

[opal finch]

[gloomy cargo]

explodes

[north flare]

who else finds it weird that joseph wrys better than dio

[hot skiff]

You mean his line from AsB?

[wintry rampart]

Joseph Wrry is best

[north flare]

yea

[wintry rampart]

DIO did nothing wrong

DIO was just vibing

[gloomy cargo]

DIO was injured and jotaro punched him in his injured leg making him blow up

F's in the chat for DIO sama 😔

[hot skiff]

No

[thin scarab]

hi·er·o·phant
/ˈhī(ə)rəˌfant/
Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: hierophant; plural noun: hierophants
a person, especially a priest in ancient Greece, who interprets sacred mysteries or esoteric principles.

wonder what araki's doing with that

|
Basically, someone meant to pass on a message about secrets and mysteries.

[placid quiver]

oh shit

tragic

[reef kayak]

o

[waxen flume]

If Lisa Lisa was in part 3

Would she look middle age?

Or an old woman?

[half escarp]

I forgot where she went

[ebon ingot]

she married an american movie producer

she prob stopped practicing hamon in order to not look really fucking wierd when shes still 20 50+ years later

[half escarp]

Kinda weird thinking about it how they just didnt care about hamon anymore

Even though its really useful

[ebon ingot]

ehh at least sdc mentions hamon a bit

[half escarp]

Like

[waxen flume]

Lisa Lisa would be like 100 years old in sdc

[placid quiver]

just pisses me off joseph didn't teach holly hamon lmao

[half escarp]

What if joseph taught jotaro hamon and then jotaro infused star platinum with hamon

[waxen flume]

Holly would still look like she in her 20’s if she learned hamon

[placid quiver]

also, HAMON IS USED A GRAND TOTAL OF ONCE IN THE OVAS

COMBINED

HORY SHIT

[ebon ingot]

which OVA? unless its the PB one and im stupid

[weary turret]

PB still aint an OVA 😏

[ebon ingot]

ok look

she refers to it as an OVA

which aside from everything else is what i was refering to

[weary turret]

😏

[placid quiver]

i wasn't referring to the pb one lmao

i was referring to the 1993 and 2001 sdc ovas

how could there be a pb ova with no hamon lmao

[wintry rampart]

now that i think about it,boingo is probably dead rn cuz he betrayed dio

[near star]

@wintry rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[hot skiff]

Not sure

[light dragon]

I doubt it

[frail ivy]

Do all of Dio's minions have flesh buds?

[light dragon]

Before Dio could even find out about that, he was attacked by Iggy

And Dio probably had other things to worry about by then

Though idk

[weary turret]

we know not all of them do

[light dragon]

And, apparently not

[weary turret]

it's safe to assume that most of them don't. but we don't know for sure

[light dragon]

Most of em are in it for the money

Others are just pure evil

[weary turret]

oh but it's also implied that dio had budded people who knew his secrets

although he didn't actually control them, it would just eventually kill them

Steely Dan (Lovers) was there to help speed up the process, but he went down midway through

[light dragon]

Oh yeah, Enya had a bud, didn't she?

[placid quiver]

fun fact about the ovas #noonegivesashit: polnareff didn't have a fleshbud in the ovas

[wintry rampart]

. ☀

🗿                          🗿

[latent harness]

[gloomy cargo]

[quartz spade]

Still love that Jotaro gave D'arby a stroke just by looking cool

[wintry rampart]

jotaro: if you continue to do your plan in the intended order then you will obtain the souls of like 40 people
darby: ok you win

[red terrace]

@wintry rampart im downloading your game right now

[wintry rampart]

gta3?

[red terrace]

yep

[wintry rampart]

wacky

have fun it's the best in the 3d universe

uwu

[winged crest]

Lovers implanted the flesh bud in Enyaba

Just like it put it in Joseph

[wintry rampart]

that face reminds me of ova jotaro

[winged crest]

At least that's the implication I git

[wintry rampart]

which is never a good sign

[winged crest]

Got*

[ebon ingot]

my friend was telling me abt how she drew kakyoin on the board in her japanese class and then someone turned it into a donut

[winged crest]

Oh my god no xD

[wintry rampart]

DIIIIOOOOO

[wintry rampart]

Vanilla ice best minor villain

He plays quite a large part in the story, I don't think I'd call him minor.

And also Hol Horse exists, which is why I have to disagree with ya.

[bleak sandal]

Villains in JoJo are just either minor or the main one

That's how we classify them

[wintry rampart]

I'm still saying that Vanilla Ice is a different case from most minor villains, though.

hol horse is a joke character not even a villain lmao

He was one of the only characters to come really close to killing an SDC though

Avdol woulda died, let's be real.

[bleak sandal]

He could've killed all of them if he hadn't been a pussy tbh

[wintry rampart]

He wouldn't have come close to if it weren't from other people's assistance, he can't even fight alone which is why he's a joke character

[bleak sandal]

Actually that's wrong

His stand is op

Infinite ammo

He can control the bullets

It's just that he uses it poorly

[wintry rampart]

If it's so op why did he never fight the crusaders on his own?

[bleak sandal]

Because of his mindset

He never fights if he's alone

[wintry rampart]

He had to kidnap a kid whose ability wasn't even that op to get back in the narrative bc he was that much of a pussy that's kinda wack ngl

Some minor villians are classified as mid bosses

Shit like wamuu and vanilla ice

[bleak sandal]

Actually those are main villains

I think

I guess all the pillar men are main villains

[wintry rampart]

There arent 2 or 3 main villians

Kars is their leader after all

[bleak sandal]

Yeah but because of the narrative of part 2 i would classify all of them as main villains

kinda

[wintry rampart]

Well, it isnt

[bleak sandal]

I don't even know what that refers to

[wintry rampart]

Theres never a multiple main villians in jojo

Araki even chooses kars in his drawings

Cause hes the main villian of the part

Kars was main villain, acdc and wham were underbosses, straizo santana and others were minor villains

[bleak sandal]

Yeah but i think Wamuu is kind of a main villain too

Esidisi feel kinda minor tbh

[wintry rampart]

Wamuu is a mid boss

A minor villian but one that is more deadly

[bleak sandal]

I still count him as a main villain

The pillar men in general are the main threat of part 2

Except Santana cuz fuck him

[wintry rampart]

Thats your own headcanon then

Agreed but kars was the leader of the pillar men therefor the main villain

[bleak sandal]

Dude i literally started every sentence in this discussion with "I think" or something similar to that

@wintry rampart

[wintry rampart]

Also i like santana tfw some of your favorite villains are very minors ones

You also said I still count him as a main villain

Which is objectively not true

[bleak sandal]

That's not objective

I don't think Araki ever stated that

[wintry rampart]

Objectively means its a fact

[bleak sandal]

Prove it

[wintry rampart]

And i already said araki chooses kars to draw when he does for villians

main villians

[bleak sandal]

Show me these drawings

You may be right tbh

[wintry rampart]

@wintry rampart mind finding that one araki drawing of all the jojos and villians and putting it in #jojo-overall-discussion

I cant find it

nah

Found it

[north flare]

jotaro vs kakyoin but kakyoin has an asphyxiation fetish

[wintry stag]

delete this

[placid quiver]

do not delete this under any circumstances

[lost pivot]

no

https://tenor.com/view/anime-delete-this-gif-9348268

[hollow plume]

[ebon ingot]

sjldkflkfs why does he say it like this

[weary turret]

he's dumb

[waxen flume]

Not sure how Dio got a road roller to try to crush Jotaro in like 1 second

[ebon ingot]

bro,,,

he can stop time,,,

[waxen flume]

He was able to get one that quick

[wintry rampart]

He pulled it out of his bumcheeks 😳

[gloomy cargo]

damn dio hella thicc to hide a whole road roller in there 😳

[wintry rampart]

Woah

[frail ivy]

There are 60 Dio seconds in a Frieza minute

Dio seconds are long

[waxen flume]

Dio likes to eat women

But Dio for some reason didn’t eat Mariah or Midler

[hot skiff]

Because they might be useful for Dio

To kill the crusaders

[ebon ingot]

yea they have stands

[rare osprey]

Shit part tbh

[lost pivot]

die

[rare osprey]

Shitdust crusaders is the worst part, only good for memes thats all

[placid quiver]

imagine

[light dragon]

Part 3 is still one of my favs smh

[rare osprey]

Why

[winged crest]

Because it's good

Just like every other part

[wintry rampart]

I'm almost 100% certain that, at erina's death in part 2, the little girl that joseph was patting besides suzi Q is young holly

[hot skiff]

That's her

[wintry rampart]

the first time i saw her i thought it was one of erina's students

but it makes sense now

[placid quiver]

it all comes together 👀

[weary turret]

you can see her in family pictures in the anime, too!

[river elbow]

https://i.imgur.com/cWBslgQ.jpg Does any1 here have a higher res version of this PIC?

[near star]

@river elbow, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[river elbow]

1920x1080 +

[placid quiver]

hmm lemme look

tryna make a wall paper?

your in luck, biggest i could find was the exact res u need

[river elbow]

oha you are a true legend

<3

[placid quiver]

np

[drowsy barn]

Just started stardust

Can't wait to get through it

Feels really slow compared to Battle Tendency

[north flare]

ye

it definitely is'

[drowsy barn]

It's what, 4x as long as Battle Tendency?

[north flare]

bt was like 19 episodes long and sdc is 48

its more 3 times longer

[drowsy barn]

Kinda funny that Crunchyroll has the Cigaretts censored

Little rediculous

[drowsy barn]

I would assume it's due to how it was played on television

[wintry stag]

jotaro is 17

so ofc

[drowsy barn]

I quite like how Joseph still uses Hamon

[placid quiver]

laughs in ova

[drowsy barn]

Although not that often

Never seen the ova

[placid quiver]

ovas plural

anyway, joseph uses hamon a grand total of once

[drowsy barn]

In the ovas?

[placid quiver]

yes

in both of them

he only uses it

once

like ???

oh and dio never uses jonathan's hermit

and a buncha other shit is cut, but some stuff is added

[drowsy barn]

How often does he canonically use it?

[near star]

@drowsy barn, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[placid quiver]

well in part 3

uh

a decent-ish amount?

like he uses it on flesh buds and lovers, and hamon is shown most times when he summons hermit purple

[drowsy barn]

Hamon and hermit purple seem hand in hand

[placid quiver]

cause they are

if you can use hamon you automatically get a variation of hermit as your stand

shown with the only two hamon stand users, joseph and jonathan

[drowsy barn]

Interesting

I just like Joseph a lot

Battle Tendency is great

[placid quiver]

he changes so much between parts i get whiplash

but 50 years'll do that to a guy lmao

[drowsy barn]

Yeah

I still like how it’s still Joseph tho

I’m fresh out of Battle Tendency into Stardust

Joseph is my favorite character in Stardust

[placid quiver]

what episode you on?

[drowsy barn]

Just finished empress

[placid quiver]

kk

holll horsee

[drowsy barn]

Can’t wait to see how he gets better with age

Hol Horse was great

[weary turret]

i wonder if it was originally intended to be closer to "Hall Horse", and kinda changed over time?

[gloomy cargo]

i quite like hole horse

[hot skiff]

"Hole"

[near star]

@hot skiff, Your Stand Power is now level 19 !

[gloomy cargo]

oh right my bad

i meant whole horse

[hot skiff]

👀

It's fine

[gloomy cargo]

ok before my nitro runs out i just wanna

[hot skiff]

[waxen flume]

Ova Jotaro seemed more calmer than regular Jotaro

[winged crest]

Regular is superior

I'll crush you with this oil truck

[hot pelican]

im starting to take a liking to silver chariot more now

[placid quiver]

sksksk maybe if you stanned the ovas-

[hot pelican]

what kind of language are you speaking

[grand gorge]

Modern

[gloomy cargo]

ova be like
An oil tanker for you

[wintry rampart]

and also very ugly looking

[drowsy barn]

I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like Jotaro all that much

He's just not that likeable so far

[hot skiff]

He's decent imo

Err kinda overrated

[gloomy cargo]

i dont rlly care for jotaro either

i dont hate him but i like other jojos more

[winged crest]

He is a good person

He's just a teenager

I can confirm that they are assholes xD

[hot skiff]

they?

[winged crest]

They

Teenagers

[hot skiff]

Ooh

[bleak sandal]

Shut up boomer

[gloomy cargo]

[drowsy barn]

Steely Dan is a grade A idiot

The way they fought the Lovers makes zero sense

Chariot shouldn't have been able to see a thing

Also shrinking

[wintry rampart]

uh

joseph was broadcasting the fight

and people can shrink their stands, however they weaken and the user is defenceless

[drowsy barn]

Fair enough

The main takeaway is that Jotaro makes a nice bridge

[wintry rampart]

👌

[low arrow]

Why is he fire type?

[gloomy cargo]

what if we kissed on the jotaro bridge 😳

[wintry rampart]

60/k?

😳

josuke can do 300

[drowsy barn]

Platinum is definitely magnitudes faster

[low arrow]

Could be SP holding back

[wintry rampart]

also 10 second time stop is false

[drowsy barn]

Doesn't he max out at 5?

[gloomy cargo]

yeah his max is 5 secs

and decreases in later parts

doesnt increase that much

uh

i cant say here since dis is p6 chat

i mean p3

[drowsy barn]

I'm so good at going off on tangents.

On a different note

Steely Dan made a good punching bag

[wintry rampart]

Yeah he did

[gloomy cargo]

steely dan is the most satisfying beatdown in sdc imo

so much ora

[wintry rampart]

[north flare]

what if dio actually just exploded

instead of like

ripping in half

[wintry rampart]

Star Platinum has already ora'd that Dio.

[drowsy barn]

Death 13 has got to be my favorite stand of Stardust so far

[near star]

@drowsy barn, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[gloomy cargo]

lali-ho

[drowsy barn]

It's terrifying looking

And the sound design on it is great

[hollow plume]

rally-ho

[near star]

@hollow plume, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[hearty igloo]

Yeah

Death 13 is a pretty creative stand in my opinion

[drowsy barn]

Avdol's dad looks suspiciously like Avdol

[north flare]

tump

[hearty igloo]

Hmmmmm

[plucky kettle]

Not even a jojoke, just pain

[wintry stag]

[quasi field]

thats sad and all but look at the top

[frail ivy]

That, uh

[plucky kettle]

[frail ivy]

That's definitely something

[arctic trail]

[waxen flume]

Is it possible for the World to perform a move similar to Star finger?

[weary turret]

in theory, i don't see why not

in practice, i don't think dio would think of an application of his stand like that

unless he really needed it. sorta like jotaro, i guess?

[frail ivy]

It's the same type of stand as Star Platinum, so why not

[quasi field]

I think in realistic terms, the world could most likely do it, but the naming scheme would be all off
Star Platinum -- Star Finger
The World -- The Finger
see what i mean?

[short jay]

Dio no please not the finger

[quasi field]

ok i think i may have to delete that now before it spreads like the corona virus

[hot skiff]

It's okay lol

[gloomy cargo]

dio using the finger 😳

[pastel cairn]

platinum finger

world finger

[uncut obsidian]

I’m editing the mans

Jotaro

[quasi field]

I wonder which finger is stronger

[hot skiff]

Star Finger ofc

[low arrow]

It could be world finger

[blissful patrol]

BEHOLD
THE FINGER
It sounds so wrong I love it

[wintry rampart]

Emperor Finger https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/298146426926530561/672676257716240424/OH_YES.mp4

[sturdy harbor]

Aaa-

[rare osprey]

If its the same stand then the world can use finger

[hot skiff]

Probably can

But maybe Dio just didn't know about that

[winged crest]

No reason to use it

The Muda Muda is more effective

Also Both fingers would be equally strong

Their attack power was the same I think

[hot skiff]

He could've just use it when Jotaro playing dead

[winged crest]

This would accomplish what

He shot him and he didn't budge

[hot skiff]

But he still checked if Jotaro was still alive or not

[winged crest]

And failed

Miserably

[rare osprey]

Would have been awesome if he just laser eyes jotaro

[winged crest]

No

[bleak sandal]

Jotaro passed the vibe check

[near star]

@bleak sandal, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

[quasi field]

The Finger & Star Finger have a sword fight but the swords are the fingers

[near star]

@quasi field, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[drowsy barn]

Polnareffland would have been a great wish.

Come on man

[potent badger]

Oh you there?

[drowsy barn]

Yep

Polnareff is a grade A idiot

[potent badger]

Yep

[wintry rampart]

nah

[potent badger]

Until he feels like he doesn’t want to be

It’s mixed

[drowsy barn]

Isn't that how most Shonen anime work? JoJo is a Shonen right?

[potent badger]

Yeah it is a shonen

[wintry rampart]

parts 1-6 are considered so

though i wouldnt count it as shonen personally

[potent badger]

Didn’t he switch at 7

[hot skiff]

Part 7 isn't shonen?

[potent badger]

Well I think I am thinking about publisher

[wintry rampart]

definitely not

[potent badger]

For the manga

[hot skiff]

Thought all parts are shonen

[wintry rampart]

best not to talk all jojo here

[hot skiff]

Oh right

[drowsy barn]

It's funny how if Polnareff leaves the group for 5 minutes he gets attacked

[gloomy cargo]

ikr lmao

part 3 is essentially Polnareff's Bizarre Adventure*

*other character do stuff sometimes

[wintry rampart]

you can still name jotaro

[drowsy barn]

Why does it censor the gore of Polnareff being eaten?

It seems weirdly picky with what it does and doesn't censor

[hot skiff]

Which scene was it again?

[gloomy cargo]

i don remember that

[hot skiff]

Me neither

[gloomy cargo]

:kek:

[drowsy barn]

I've just noticed

It's an example

There's a variety of times where it censors gore

The grey tower beatle old guy

Fake kakyoin

etc

[hot skiff]

Jotaro's cigarettes

[drowsy barn]

Torturing cameo

Wonderful

[wintry rampart]

Ikrr 😂

[drowsy barn]

Polnareff using hand signs and Kakyoin translating was great

"Your, underwear, is, showing"

[wintry rampart]

:clap: :v: :ok_hand: :raising_hand:

[hollow plume]

[drowsy barn]

Oingo Boingo outro is a thing, I guess...

[potent badger]

Yep

[hot skiff]

The fact is Crusaders didn't know those guys exist and had their own ending

[drowsy barn]

The episode basically revolved around them, yeah

The Crusaders were the side characters in that one

[hot skiff]

Yeah, exactly

[charred star]

im gonna ask this, and i know its dumb, how did kakyoin polnareff and avdol get their stands, before you ask, i didnt bother to rewatch it, i heard polnareff and kakyoin were born with it, so did their ancestors have a stand

[quasi field]

idk i dont think it mentions in the manga, but kakyoin never mentioned anything about his parents have them, so probably not

[charred star]

it dosnt make sense how they got a stand when their parents didnt have one

and they werent pierced

by the arrow

[quasi field]

something about fighting spirit

or something like that

[charred star]

so like, their will just manifested a stand out of nowhere?

[gloomy cargo]

p much yes

if u dont get stabbed by an arrow u can still make a stand if ur fighting spirit is strong enough or something

[charred star]

if that was a thing, i wonder why part 1 or part 2 didnt show any stand thing

[gloomy cargo]

i think somewhere mentionned that stand users existed in the times part 1-2 take place

but they decided to use hamon to kil lvampires instead

[charred star]

im gonna say another dumb thing, the pillar men mustve had a stand too, unless it just a human thing

[gloomy cargo]

the piller men had their own version of hamon i think

[charred star]

they couldnt use it

they, like vampires, are also weak to hamon

or sunlight

[gloomy cargo]

o

well they had some form of magical powers then

i forgot about them being weak to hamon and shit

[charred star]

yea

but in ultimate life from, kars made hamon thats basicaly as powerfull as the sun

[wintry rampart]

Oh no

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/tWprUfkrdHA

Watched it and I can’t stop laughing

[north flare]

great and all but #manga-jojokes

[wheat junco]

I just finished star dust

Now I can talk in this channel

@hazy night

[hazy night]

Ok

[drowsy barn]

Avdol and Joseph vs Bastet was basically them being stupid

[wintry stag]

joseph: defeats literal aztec god
escalator:

[wintry rampart]

H

[frail ivy]

He's just lucky he didn't have to fight an ancient Aztec escalator

[drowsy barn]

Little kid Polnareff is a thing, I guess

[frail ivy]

If Polnareff was a cat his name would be Meownareff

[drowsy barn]

Little kid Jotaro is terrifying imo

[hollow plume]

i would headpat him

[winged crest]

@charred star part 2 stand user Joseph Joestar with Hermit Purple

This is said in like JoJoveler or something i don't remember but i did check and it is official

That's how he did the "your next line is" thing

[wintry rampart]

@hollow plume he would break your arm, spine, hand and jaw before you got close to pettinf him

[low arrow]

wait so Joseph was a stand user in Part 2 but he only used it to read what his opponents would say?

[winged crest]

He didn't use it conciously

Didn't know he had it

He prob just thought he was clever

[low arrow]

damn that actually makes sense

[upper flare]

The crusaders could have looked for DIO’s spores on the enemies they fought

Like they did with Polnareff and Kakyoin

[placid quiver]

most of them admitted to being paid

[frail ivy]

No, he wasn't

He got his stand when Dio was shot

[placid quiver]

huh

[sand void]

just so that this video doesnt get lost in the chat https://youtu.be/tWprUfkrdHA

[wintry rampart]

#manga-jojokes

[low arrow]

@frail ivy clearly not if JoJoveler says that he subconsciously had a stand

[frail ivy]

It doesn't though

There's a relevant quote in Jojonium 9

"If Jotaro's group time traveled to the world of Part 2, they would probably be able to see "Hermit Purple" wrapped around Joseph just like in Part 3."

[hollow plume]

@wintry rampart im into that

[languid totem]

The one time Joseph used Harmon

[wintry rampart]

joseph used hamon plenty of times

[languid totem]

Press A to doubt

[wintry rampart]

doubt all you want then

nearly every time hermit purple was shown it had hamon around it

[languid totem]

So what you're saying is harmon is boosting hermit purple

[near star]

@languid totem, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[wintry rampart]

its a hamon conductor

[languid totem]

👀

[hollow plume]

hair mitt poor pole conducts hare men

[wheat junco]

Why does vanilla ice kick iggy

It’s mean

[chrome beacon]

He’s a dick

[frail ivy]

^

You can send hamon through Hermit Purple, but it doesn't usually do that

Most of the time hermit purple is in use, it doesn't have hamon

[languid totem]

Iggy look out he's still alive

At that moment iggy knew he fucked up

[frail ivy]

Joseph even grabs Dio with Hermit Purple, but Dio is fine, since there's no Hamon in it

[low arrow]

[frail ivy]

Then he starts to send Hamon through Hermit Purple, but Dio breaks out first

[hollow plume]

shouldnt he have like conducted it before launching

[frail ivy]

He should have, but Joseph isn't allowed be cool outside of part 2

[languid totem]

[hollow plume]

we need an emote of kakyoin eating a donut

😳

[low arrow]

🍩

[frail ivy]

Cannibalism is bad

[hollow plume]

not when you're a GAMER

[languid totem]

Remember that time Joseph and Avdol did uhh butt stuff

[frail ivy]

Old lady remembers

[hollow plume]

G - got
A - a
M - hole
E - in
R - chest

[wintry rampart]

they didnt fuck each other]

[languid totem]

[low arrow]

Cannibalism is bad
not when you're a GAMER
You need soooo much context lmao

[languid totem]

@wintry rampart i know lmao it was a joke

[wintry rampart]

i dont like your joke

[chrome beacon]

Joke police

Weeewooo

[languid totem]

I don't you

Im keep that

Not deleting

[frail ivy]

It's better that way

[drowsy barn]

The D'arby gambling is pretty cool

Go ahed mistur JoeSter

[frail ivy]

D'arby the Gambler is one of my favorite anime fights

[drowsy barn]

Hyperventilation is bad for you

[near star]

@drowsy barn, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[wheat junco]

[wintry rampart]

ZA WARUDO

[spark plaza]

Hmmm

[drowsy barn]

Avdol went poof faster than I expected

[frail ivy]

Faster than Polnareff expected too

[wintry rampart]

"Avdol... Where are you!? Where did you go!? AVDOL!?"

[drowsy barn]

That whole fight is brutal

Vanilla Ice is a terrifying stand

[frail ivy]

That's the fight where shit got real

[drowsy barn]

All it took was a slap to the back

[winged crest]

Cream is the stand Vanilla is the user :p

But yeah that motherfucker

Hate him

The fight was good and i love it i just hate him cuz he got Avdol and Iggy

[wintry rampart]

@drowsy barn the name is cream

[worthy cedar]

What about kakyoin isnt that death sad

[winged crest]

That wasn't caused by Vanilla Ice

Y would i hate him for that

[frail ivy]

It was caused by Vanilla Ice's favorite guy

[worthy cedar]

would lisa lisa be alive in part 3?

[gloomy cargo]

maybe

she'd be in her 90s i think

[drowsy barn]

My question is why do they start to float?

[wintry stag]

part 2 took place in 1938-9

she was 50

part 3 takes place in 1989

she would be 100

[worthy cedar]

jeez that's OLD

[gloomy cargo]

damn

oh aand apparently they start to float bc they;'re using their stand to punch the ground and propel them into the sky or something like that

i cant remember what the logical explanation was

[drowsy barn]

There is no logic

The sheer power made them levitate

[gloomy cargo]

hahayes

[drowsy barn]

How long did Jotaro know he could stop time?

I feel like he knew he could for a bit

[gloomy cargo]

mmm i dunno

[wintry stag]

when the road roller nearly killed him

ig

[gloomy cargo]

after he analyzed the stats and said "it's the same type of stand"

[drowsy barn]

I'm watching it rn

They're literally flying

[gloomy cargo]

i now know what to name my stand

[drowsy barn]

What the heck

[wintry stag]

which part

when jotaro is flying away or when they are using their attack rushes

[drowsy barn]

Flying away

He's literally flying

[wintry stag]

yea thats just star platinum bouncing off buildings

[gloomy cargo]

Name: [Same Type of Stand]
Stats: All S+
Abilities: This stand says "so it's the same type of stand as me" and instantly gains all abilities as whatever stand its referring to has
Weaknesses: none

[wintry stag]

makes no sense lol but its jojo

tbh you could answer every question with that

its jojo

[drowsy barn]

I stop trying to apply logic to things when I watch this

[gloomy cargo]

yeah

its the best way to watch/read jojo imo

[wintry stag]

🚽 🐷

[gloomy cargo]

instead of trying to be like "wElL LoGiCaLlY-" just sit back and vibe with the show

[wintry stag]

menacing spoon and menacing toilet

[drowsy barn]

everything is menacing

MMmmmmmm

The sound effects of Dio kicking Jotaro combined with the sharp muda muda is very nice

[wary phoenix]

🥄

[wintry stag]

[drowsy barn]

Now for Diamond is Unbreakable

[wintry rampart]

oh boy you're gonna love it @drowsy barn

[waxen flume]

Oof forgot Jotaro drunk beer in part 3

And in Japan legal age to drink alcohol is 20

[wintry rampart]

and smoking

meanwhile in my country 11 year olds smoke

[waxen flume]

How come the Anime shows Jotaro drinking beer

But censored him smoking

[wintry rampart]

^^^

are you japanese btw

[waxen flume]

No

I’m black

[wintry rampart]

ah

i was about to ask if the japanese actually mix r with l

[worthy cedar]

When did he drink beer?

[waxen flume]

When he was in jail

Waits it’s soda

[wintry rampart]

Its beer

[waxen flume]

Oh

[wintry rampart]

I have no fuckin clue how to spell the name of the brand he drank the beer from in the manga

[rugged palm]

im marrying dio irl

nobodys telling mei cant

[gloomy cargo]

wait hol up

dio sama is mine >:(

[lost hedge]

It's a school project

[worthy cedar]

The image is backwards so i flipped it

[light dragon]

Oooooooooh!

[gloomy cargo]

noice

[night hinge]

nice

[dire orchid]

Hi

I made a fun meme lol

My job is to sell people stuff

Im a salesman

This is me when i work

[jaunty solstice]

I am confused

They can't use song names in the English version right?

But what about Kenny G?

THAT'S A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG

but then man in the mirror

[grand gorge]

...Kenny G is a person

[polar sedge]

Keni ji

[gloomy cargo]

Ken Eegee

[light dragon]

You're confusing Kenny G with Billie Jean

Billie Jean, ironically, being Kenny G's localization name

[wheat junco]

Wait

What is the worst thing dio has done

[gloomy cargo]

uh

[crystal lion]

kill danny

[storm turtle]

killed jonathan

forced a mom to eat her baby

[gloomy cargo]

killed george

[storm turtle]

sucked the blood out of countless women

[wintry rampart]

put Danny in an incinerator

[storm turtle]

killed dire

[gloomy cargo]

basically just killed everybody

[storm turtle]

also killed a ship full of people

well wang chan did it

but dio told him to

[low arrow]

killed dire
@storm turtle ||FANDA CROSSU SPLIT ATTACK!||

[austere shoal]

Bruh

[keen socket]

Actually no, because I freeze you with my super freezy vampire powers and you die

[near star]

@keen socket, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[austere shoal]

L

[gloomy cargo]

oop-

dio can you run me over with your roadroller 😳

[keen socket]

Ho... If you really wish for me to do so... Then...

[gloomy cargo]

pls

[keen socket]

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

RODA ROLLA DAAAA!!

[gloomy cargo]

😍

[gloomy cargo]

thank you DIO sama

[keen socket]

You’re welcome.

[dull forum]

should i make this into an emote or no

[wintry rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yes-jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-16101439

dew it

[hollow plume]

@dull forum username checks out

[dull forum]

wha

[hollow plume]

you posted an avdol picture that you were suggesting to make an emote

[dull forum]

yes

[hollow plume]

and since your name is that one avdol fanboy, it checks out

[dull forum]

:)

[hollow plume]

[regal sable]

ORA

Do people hate on Jotaro a lot or is that just some blue pill?

[hollow plume]

no

[crude gulch]

Whats wrong with jotaro

[hollow plume]

meanie

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-ocean-man-jojo-dance-gif-14815629

[regal sable]

I just see a lot of people talking shit on him

[ebon ingot]

i don’t like him as a protagonist

but he’s a good side character

can’t really talk abt that in this channel though

[feral elbow]

.......

STAND UP, STAND UP, STAND UP

[sudden basin]

did the animation quality drasticly improve for like, the first 3 or so episodes?? becasue looking at it again, it just looks amazing

compared to like, any of the rest of the show

for instance, when Holly is walking in the jail hallway with the cops

or when Jotaro is pulling out Kakyoin's flesh bud

its fantastic

[placid quiver]

the way they made the rooms in joot's house 3d is 🔥

quality always seems to get bad at the end of a season

this is very evident with the most recently animated part

[sudden basin]

thats interesting
i would assume they would save budget for the end

and make the final parts really good

[placid quiver]

haha

no

[sudden basin]

do they just blow it in the beginning due to bad management? or is it that to build hype they make the start really good to draw people in

[placid quiver]

idk

[spark plaza]

So you're telling me the jotaro and dio battle coulda been even more epic

[placid quiver]

watch the ovas

do it pussy

literally half the first movie is just fighting dio

[spark plaza]

I did

[wintry rampart]

https://youtu.be/0-Kda5ZLN5s

my ears are died but it was extreme worth it

[rare osprey]

Shitdust crusaders

[waxen flume]

Oh I never noticed in part 3 Magician’s red wore shoes

[tardy cliff]

Cockayoin didn’t deserve death

[spark plaza]

Nor did any jobro

[worthy cedar]

And shiza

[topaz tartan]

"Cocakyoin" lol

[north flare]

who that

(i finished part (CANT SAY IT) i know who it is but please post this in either jojokes or the part (AAAAA) chat)

[worthy cedar]

jojo memes go in #manga-jojokes

i think

[viscid dove]

it annoys me that the fact that dio managed to take Jonathon's body

[worthy cedar]

It's Jonathan not jonathon a lot of people say it like that

[thorny cedar]

[gloomy cargo]

its Jonathen

[red terrace]

@viscid dove and it annoys me how you call him Jonathon

[neat bear]

Jonathon lmao

[red terrace]

Fuck Jonathon

All my homies like Jonathan

[worthy cedar]

which is the best part 3 opening

[neat bear]

They're both kind of bad

But probably the second one

[gloomy cargo]

i dont remember which one is which

hoenstly i dont remember any of them lmao

[neat bear]

Bruh I remember every intro

They're the most important part

[low arrow]

Sono Chi no Kioku

[viscid dove]

@red terrace Jonathon

sorry man i had too @red terrace

[red terrace]

the fuck is Jonathon

[wary phoenix]

Kakyoin showers in full uniform.

[wintry stag]

when was this

[hollow plume]

jonothon

[pastel cairn]

Jotaro showers in his underwear

[wary phoenix]

Joseph showers in all clothes. He says "Isn't it convenient? I'm washing both myself and my clothes in one!"

[gloomy cargo]

"I'm washing me and my clothes, bitch"

[wheat junco]

Imagine messing with Jotaro

[desert coral]

Jojo.

[sweet lynx]

Imagine pissing off jotaro

[desert coral]

Imagine being jotaro

[wintry rampart]

imagine being OVA iggy and not listening to polnareff

[low arrow]

Johnothon

[ruby lintel]

Jonathan misspell

[grand gorge]

Sono Chi no Kioku is the better theme for the part, Stand Proud is a better theme for Jotaro himself

[arctic vigil]

i kinda agree but also not

[near star]

@queen echo, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[queen echo]

Ok.

[fleet karma]

Name someone who deflect a 20 meter emerald splash besides dio

[grand gorge]

ur mom lmao

[fleet karma]

thanks dude

[red terrace]

@fleet karma star platinum

silver chariot probably

I mean it just needs very fast stands

[fleet karma]

yes thats true

[near star]

@fleet karma, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[red terrace]

Silver Chariot and Star Platinum are the only stands from this part I can name lol

[wintry rampart]

Cream would just erase the emeralds

[red terrace]

not that easy

plus it cant see shit

[arctic vigil]

I mean the fly wasnt good at it

Forgot the stand name

Tower of grey

[winged crest]

That wasn't 20 meter emerald splash

That was emerald splash

[wintry rampart]

It doesent need to move

Cream can just stay still

[arctic vigil]

It still didnt dodge emerald splash tho

[winged crest]

It dodged it

All of it

[wintry rampart]

Tower od grey dodged the splash

[arctic vigil]

i forgot okay

[winged crest]

Hirophant Green's tentacles fucked it

[arctic vigil]

Well

Alright

[bitter locust]

hahahahsahahahahahahyahahah

[hollow plume]

helo @bitter locust

[bitter locust]

funy jok

[hollow plume]

#manga-jojokes

[wintry rampart]

ever wonder what happened to mannish boy after the death 13 eps

like despite his op af stand he was still a baby, where did he go? did someone care for him?

[spark plaza]

He grew up to be dead

[wintry rampart]

yay the emote is back

[hot skiff]

He might dehidrated and died

[gloomy cargo]

he got poisoned from his poop and died

[wintry rampart]

F

[hot skiff]

[hollow plume]

[jagged dagger]

how is jonathan still alive.

[wintry rampart]

He isnt

He died

[jagged dagger]

but for 3 parts hes fine

[wintry rampart]

He isnt

His body was taken by dio

[jagged dagger]

im dumb

[wintry rampart]

Sliced off his head and graphed his head onto the body

[jagged dagger]

i meant uhhh...

JoJo #2

[wintry rampart]

Joseph

[jagged dagger]

why couldnt i remember that

yes, Joseph

[wintry rampart]

Joseph is still alive cause its his character trait

Fucko cannot die ever

[jagged dagger]

like polnareff

(ik i spelled it wrong)

[near star]

@jagged dagger, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[gloomy cargo]

joseph is e t e r n a l

[jagged dagger]

F O R E V E R

[gloomy cargo]

E V E R L A S T I N G

[jagged dagger]

I M M O R T A L

unlike..

y'know

THE VAMPIRE

[gloomy cargo]

[jagged dagger]

haha comedy beats vampire

[gloomy cargo]

imagine getting kicked in the leg and your head explodes

Can't relate 😎

[jagged dagger]

i love anime

[wintry rampart]

Anime was a mistake

[jagged dagger]

no u

this conversation is like every joestart but joseph

joestar*

dead

[gloomy cargo]

:topkek:

[jagged dagger]

[hollow plume]

[jagged dagger]

[upper flare]

My main critique of this part is that it’s way too long.

Over 78 Episodes over 2 Seasons

[worthy cedar]

main issue was the filler for me

it was terrible

[upper flare]

Just remove the Ebony Devil, Forever, Alessi and Gray Fly arca

Arcs*

The villains are forgettable

[worthy cedar]

what is wrong about ebony devil

[warped fossil]

Is that the one guy in the fridge

[wintry rampart]

yes

devo guy

devo the cursed

[storm turtle]

alessi is more cursed

[weary turret]

its 48 episodes??? where the hell did 78 come from

[gloomy cargo]

maybe a typo

but it did feel like i ws watching 78 episodes trying to get thru sdc

soo many different villains

i almost skipped to the last few eps but i managed not to

[lost pivot]

they kinda felt like

half baked

like they took 10 minutes to come up with

[weary turret]

who cares theyre sleazy bad dudes

i dont want to know why he went to egypt and thought dio was sexy i want to see him get his face bashed in

[brazen kettle]

"dio was sexy"
-Fafrotskies CXSaltwater, 2020

[chrome beacon]

Was he wrong tho

no

[brazen kettle]

Definantly the fuck not

So if we're talking sexy...

[near star]

@brazen kettle, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[worthy cedar]

Who

[weary turret]

dio is EXTREMELY sexy

sexiest dude in jojo

[weary turret]

everyone should know this

[wintry rampart]

“Was” ????

[brazen kettle]

Dio is half exploded

[wintry rampart]

That means there’s still half sexy to be had.

[weary turret]

good thinking

[brazen kettle]

They needed to nerf his sexiness someway

[rare osprey]

Shitdust crusaders

Trash part, kak and polly were the only good things to come out of this

[wintry rampart]

No one can deflect the emerald splash!

Thats false but ok potato

[red terrace]

my answer to people who think SDC is too long

read the manga then

lol SDC is the longest anime yet DiU in manga is more chapters than SDC in manga

[crystal lion]

Because SDC is the best part

So it deserves the longest adaptation

[undone ridge]

excuse me

but part 7 is the best

[crystal lion]

Nah part 3

But part 7 is also great

[undone ridge]

no part 7

[crystal lion]

Part 3

Part 3 has avdol and joseph doing it

[hot skiff]

Sssh don't mention that here

[crystal lion]

But tequila joseph is also okay

So why not?

[undone ridge]

tbf tho part 3 does have the himbo squad

[near star]

@undone ridge, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[undone ridge]

lmao

[hot skiff]

himbo?

[undone ridge]

the power of himbos

big buff idiots

[crystal lion]

And sexy dio

[undone ridge]

Polnareff is a prime example of a himbo

[hot skiff]

Dio is also a himbo

[undone ridge]

Dio is a buffsmart

and a wine mom

[crystal lion]

Even iggy is a himbo

Part 3 is best

[hot skiff]

Agreed

[crystal lion]

Part 3 has pol

[bright rapids]

why did polnareff shave off his eyebrows

while his sister keeps her eyebrows

[undone ridge]

why are you eating part 6

[bright rapids]

it tastes like crab

[undone ridge]

u r crab

[bright rapids]

thank

[gloomy cargo]

polnaref wanted to be unique

o maybe he had mental breakdown

[low arrow]

maybe Dio had to make room to plant the cell on him

[lapis reef]

[charred cobalt]

To be continued

[hollow plume]

[wintry rampart]

damn the word bed looks like a bed

bed 🛏️

[heady sable]

[wintry rampart]

imagine if part 3 joseph had that shitty design and VA from the battle tendency ending

[red terrace]

hahahah no one cares about his va

read the manga

[rain owl]

I asked this before but why is holly the only one whose stand disappears when dio dies

[sudden basin]

i think she wasnt strong enough to keep it manifested herself

i think it was basically triggered by Dio obtaining his stand

but she didnt have the willpower to control it or keep it, unlike Jotaro / Joseph, who were able to keep it after because they had sort of "made it their own"

thats how i interpret it

[worthy cedar]

part 3's animation is cool

[undone crown]

As the series continued, characters got less and less buff

big sad

[sudden basin]

yeah i dont think anyone else could rip off handcuffs than jonathan

[wintry rampart]

huss dont be so dio

[worthy cedar]

huss which part of jojo are you in rn?

[winged crest]

@rain owl Holly's stand didn't disappear per se it just went back to being dormant

[valid steeple]

Avdol deserved better

[spark plaza]

yea he shoulda just died the first time

[gloomy cargo]

avdol didnt even get to say goodbye :(

well actually yes he did when his soul left his body

but still :(

[valid steeple]

Avdol had a cool and epic stand which is pretty OP if you think about it

Avdol was very interesting too