jojolion

[strange hamlet]

Can we ping a mod to purge this chat

[median ridge]

But the topic is gonna be opened again

By patch

[hardy trench]

why are you still trying to apply real world logic to a fake manga?

it doesnt work

and thats great, however its still a theory with no facts

[median ridge]

Patch,I know you are trying to sound smart but it's not working

[hardy trench]

and there are a lot of facts to back up jojo not existing in a multiveres

honestly man, I get its hard to say that youre wrong but I wont hold it against you

BECAUSE THE GUY THAT MADE IT IS FROM THE REAL WORLD OH MY GOD ITS NOT HARD

"hmm I wonder why this show is set in a real world setting could they perhaps have drawn inspiration from uh idk the real world"

no i funnily enough didnt

i said that jojo is a universe

thats it

and that the similarities to our universe exist because the writer made them

no

I didnt say that

maybe try to read omfg

I saw

I can actually read

unlike a certain someone

[median ridge]

I can imagine that I will wake up tomorrow and still see this debate going on

[strange hamlet]

ban the word "multiverse"

[sweet dune]

ban debates

[median ridge]

Nah just ban patch

Jkjk

[strange hamlet]

the debate has ended

[median ridge]

Finally

[strange hamlet]

finally

[median ridge]

I could never be more happier

That this debate has ended

[quaint imp]

Ok now debate why Tooru is a good villain

[median ridge]

I will remember this stupid debate for my entire life

[hard meteor]

He’s not

[median ridge]

Tooru is good because of no

Discussion ended

[strange hamlet]

because my favorite jojotuber said so

[crisp vigil]

because better call saul and evangelion are connected

[quaint imp]

Saul connected :)

[median ridge]

Shush,you are gonna wake patch up again

[crisp vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/syd-barret-singing-roger-keith-barret-gif-20887947

[sweet dune]

debate on why i should shit myself

[strange hamlet]

there is a universe where this debate never happened

[quaint imp]

The saul multiverse includes the sbr universe and the ireneverse therefore they're the same 😳

[kind owl]

@quaint imp, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[median ridge]

Because you can

Debate ended

[median ridge]

Steel and ball and run exists in Saul universe and alot of people are named Irene therefore it is connected

[quaint imp]

It's saul connected

[crisp vigil]

s’aul good, man

[sweet dune]

my most honest reaction

[sweet dune]

Saullin

[median ridge]

Okay now can we please shut up about multiverse shit?

Tysm

[strange hamlet]

ok now debate about why TWOH is canon

[sweet dune]

lets Get to the Top!

[alpine trench]

their multiverse doesn't apply to jojo tho

[minor ore]

Burger

[sweet dune]

hugo please no

[alpine trench]

muahaha

[sweet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-satori-komeiji-sad-kinemaster-gif-22530594

[alpine trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[strange hamlet]

hugo please don't wake them up again

[median ridge]

Once patch wakes up I am gonna say gn to chat

[alpine trench]

then we must kill patch

[strange hamlet]

no, they're too powerful

[alpine trench]

i have seen stronger

[strange hamlet]

we need to figure out their weakness

[crisp vigil]

patch actually lives in an alternate reality and we are connected to their’s

[median ridge]

Good night

[alpine trench]

good night sky

[strange hamlet]

good night

[minor ore]

I’m so glad I decided not to make a joke just now

[strange hamlet]

what joke

[minor ore]

A Dio joke

[strange hamlet]

had to resist the urge to send that gif

[flint blaze]

I don’t think I’ll understand this argument no matter how far I scroll up

[strange hamlet]

no one understood it

[minor ore]

I’m scrolling up trying to comprehend this shit

Shit how far does this conversation go i’m still scrolling up

[alpine trench]

we can make it endless

[minor ore]

i'm still scrolling

[strange hamlet]

that convo could have been endless

[minor ore]

should i stop?

i think this might cause permanent brain damage trying to understand all of this

Found the message that started all this

Heres where the debate starts

this was not worth my time

[minor ore]

I guess I’m lucky I missed out on it

[strange hamlet]

you are

i lost all my braincells trying to understand what that person was saying

[winter adder]

It’s the same Morioh in both parts and there happens to be two Higashikata families with a guy name Josuke involved 🔥

[tacit olive]

oh

yea...i guess

[tame plover]

Lol no parts 1-6 don’t have a multiverse

And the different realities of d4c only change one thing which is what replaces the corpse parts (which than can branch out to other changes) and that valentine will never have a stand

No..?

Did you read the whole message

The changing of the corpse parts will branch out to other changes and valentine not having d4c aswell

Simple logic. Without a corpse parts, when Diego gets infected by sm he won’t keep drastically affecting whatever happens in the future

What?

The valentines don’t care for the other universes

It’s all about the “base” universe

And iirc valentine does say the corpse parts universe is the one everything is based on

Because we know there is only one d4c and I told you the tw thing

How could another valentine have a stand if they share d4c..

Well.. yes

He doesn’t

That doesn’t make sense

You’re over complicating things to fit your theory instead of just using the facts the story gives us

[echo yoke]

just dont theorise about anything

yall are over complicating things

yes

[tame plover]

I’m using facts that the story show

[echo yoke]

each universe is different aint it

[tame plover]

The story shows there is only one d4c, the valentines share it (with the one on the base universe using it), this universe is the base universe

When did I say otherwise

There is no reason to believe they would have a stand??

[echo yoke]

what the fuck are you talking about

[tame plover]

There is! Because they pass d4c around with each other sharing it. What further implies this is how valentine can touch himself

Because d4c is their stand they don’t explode on contact

Do you not understand how they share it? They literally pass it around to the valentine in the best case to continue

…?

D4c… isn’t a valentine

It doesn’t have a will

Or memories

Itself

[crisp vigil]

headcanon asf

[tame plover]

Never seen anything like it ngl

Yea that’s the ability

It can change upon valentine dying or valentine simply switching it

This very much is not the ship of Theseus

d4c isn’t the “original” it’s the one and only

It doesn’t have a consciousness

Doesn’t think for itself

So if an alternate valentine took a gun that belonged to base valentine, does it mean that the gun is bassically base valentine?

It is the only traces left of him after all

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[tame plover]

So it doesn’t

Still not ship of Theseus

[minor ore]

not really

[tame plover]

Ship of Theseus is what happens when you replace every piece of something, is it still the same thing

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[sweet dune]

whats the current debate

[minor ore]

the only example i can think of a stand being a user is Anubis

[crisp vigil]

patch being a dumbass again

[sweet dune]

awesome

[minor ore]

it is, her stand is the ability to grow her hair, the hair itself isnt the stand

[tame plover]

That is very much the debate lmao

[sweet dune]

first the 2 hour multiverse debate a few hours ago and now whatever this is

i hate how its in this channel again

[tame plover]

You are saying that d4c is base valentine and that other valentines would have other stands and also you tried saying 1-6 are part of the multiverse which couldn’t be possible on multiple levels

[sweet dune]

overall discussion exists lol

[minor ore]

#jojo-overall-discussion >

[tame plover]

[minor ore]

best chat ngl

least dumbasses

[sweet dune]

if they complain then its their problem

[tame plover]

Which is not saying much

But still

[sweet dune]

they went into a channel where all spoilers are allowed

[tame plover]

Yasuho death scene >> Josuke healing Holly scene

[sweet dune]

fr

[minor ore]

why

[tame plover]

nah

[minor ore]

why do they have to\

[sweet dune]

nah that debate ended

[tame plover]

Except I started talking an hour ago

[sinful bramble]

It’ll probably re-ignite one day

[dusty kindle]

Jojolion gang

[minor ore]

I know, I just wanted to find where the dumb discussion started

[sinful bramble]

Jojo was actually made by his doppelgänger, Eroiko Akari

Shocking

[alpine trench]

63% of people have already been replaced, 57% in 1996 so that's not very shocking

[narrow cairn]

Man I love abusing this panel

[kind owl]

@narrow cairn, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

its called jojo lion but i see no lions

garbage manga

[sweet dune]

ok mr midsugu pfp

[sinful bramble]

True

[sweet dune]

i do agree its mid

[minor ore]

ok mr midyu pfp

[sweet dune]

shirou better

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/410853737268248579/992250664237400084/20220630_141746.gif

[minor ore]

both better

[sweet dune]

true tbh

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-hi-gif-21291049

[sweet dune]

found the lion

[minor ore]

a manga page with no color.

Disapproved

[sweet dune]

so you disaprove every single manga

thats kinda cringe ngl

[tight dust]

I disapprove of this disapproval

[minor ore]

Hm yes I would like to take that back

Ahem.

If my eyes don't lie, I don't see a lion

[sweet dune]

look at the bottom right

[minor ore]

Hm yes

I see it now

A jojo dash lion

[fiery plover]

Why do people think Paisley doesn’t have any combat ability? I’m on chapter 45 and Paisley clearly has some combat ability, along with whatever the hell else it’s doing-

[sinful bramble]

Regardless, it’s not built for combat at all

Whatever it can do is minimal at best

[fiery plover]

I meaaaan

I don’t think so-

She snapped a dude’s leg all the way around

I think she just doesn’t usually use it for combat

Paisley combat

[hard meteor]

they forgot about that

[fiery plover]

LOL the manga or the person I’m talking to?

[hard meteor]

whoever said it didnt have combat ability

[fiery plover]

Yaa Paisley has some clear combat stuff going on - it takes a whole lot of strength to literally snap someone’s leg around

I legit have no idea what Paisley does with its whole choosing one or the other to appear thing, but I get the device manipulation

[alpine trench]

Ik I did

[sinful bramble]

I know better than to care about stand stats, but they should probably be different then

[fiery plover]

Def should be different, Paisley clearly has fought stuff

Also made a guy slip on a banana peel so it’s definitely a favorite of mine

It doesn’t look official so I’m assuming someone who forgot about Paisley fighting made it

[kind owl]

@fiery plover, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[hard meteor]

to be fair to araki those stats were made in around 2013 about a few years before pasiley showed combat ability

[sacred dove]

Can paisley park stand maintain combat prowess far away?

[hard meteor]

its possible he just didnt map about the ability full by then or changed his mind about its combat level

[fiery plover]

If it could then it would be an even better stand

[quiet light]

i literally just checked the stats for wonder of u

[fiery plover]

I think Yasuho just doesn’t fully know how to use Paisley, kinda like Trish didn’t know how to fully use Spice Girl

[quiet light]

thanks to my small brain, that did nothing

[nimble bough]

WTF???

[fiery plover]

Wonder of U is so complicated my tiny little brain can’t comprehend

[minor ore]

Doesn’t spice girl only ever get used like once or twice?

[sweet dune]

WOU doesnt have stats iirc

[fiery plover]

Yupp

[nimble bough]

PAISLY PARK HAS A Ø IN POWER???

[quiet light]

wonder of u is like king crimson

[nimble bough]

NORWAY IN JOJO????

[quiet light]

no one knows how it works

[nimble bough]

SCANDINAVIAN W

[sacred dove]

Yet it was able to snap a dudes foot

[fiery plover]

I KNOW RIGHT?? Paisley clearly has combat power

[sinful bramble]

Araki hasn’t made any stand stats since the early or mid 2010s

[thorny coral]

everyone who read jojolion knows how wonder of u works

[sinful bramble]

So most JJL stands lack them

[brave geyser]

ø means infinite

[fiery plover]

Not to mention punching the hell outta someone’s stand

[nimble bough]

Finally Scandinavia becomes part of jojo!!!

[sacred dove]

I don't know if its only when its close to the user

[minor ore]

Its pretty easy to understand, you pursue the stand or user, and a series of calamities will lock on to you with the intent to disable or kill the target

[brave geyser]

paisley park is the strongest stand

[hard meteor]

its pretty clear how it works

[fiery plover]

Paisley Park is truly great

[hard meteor]

pursue=get fucked over

[nimble bough]

🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇬🇱

[thorny coral]

if you think about chasing wou, then u get bad luck

[quiet light]

exactly

[nimble bough]

Power to Scandinavia!!

[thorny coral]

its so simple

[fiery plover]

reminds me of Daiya’s stand

If you fuss over her you get fucked over

[sweet dune]

Killer Queen 8 the strongest stand

[fiery plover]

LOL

[sacred dove]

daiya stand is very useless tho idk about dat

[quiet light]

cause it has no stats of course

[fiery plover]

Daiya’s stand is just Wonder of U but to a much lesser extent and it only takes your memories

[nimble bough]

Nope, it’s power is just immesurable🧐

[quiet light]

hmmm

[fiery plover]

I also hate Josuke for this

POOR YASUHO BRO’S JUST TRYNA HAVE A NICE MOMENT AND JOSUKE’S LIKE ‘I’ve seen a mysterious woman. I am outta here’

[hard meteor]

oh yeah that reminds me what was even the point of that lol

[fiery plover]

With Karera?

[quiet light]

i wonder..

[fiery plover]

Of u?

[sacred dove]

He did diss your waifu yashuo

[fiery plover]

Love Yasuho, I feel like she’d be a great friend

We saw her save Tsurugi multiple times in their chapter thing

[brave geyser]

ew

that means shes a bad friend

[fiery plover]

LOL

[hard meteor]

about why he was being weird cautious with karera,all he learns is that josefumi exists there was no real reason to keep yasuho away

[fiery plover]

I don’t even know, Gappy was just being an asshat

[brave geyser]

gatekeeping josuke lore

[hard meteor]

smh

[fiery plover]

Tsurugi is weird as hell tho , it’s kinda like what Daiya is to Josuke

[kind owl]

@fiery plover, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[fiery plover]

That being said I like Tsurugi and dislike Daiya-

[minor ore]

He finally learns out about josefumi kujo in that arc

[fiery plover]

Ya but he coulda brought Yasuho

She’s probably smart enough to go along

[hard meteor]

i know i just dont see why he kept yasuho away

or why this needed to be an arc and not just a chapter

[minor ore]

Because we gotta spend time with midrera the most interesting female in JoJo

[fiery plover]

Karera mid, Yasuho is peak

[sinful bramble]

Then again, Tsurugi is 9-11 (depending on what Araki is feeling) and Daiya is 16
Don’t particularly care about either though and they’re both still creeps

Occasionally Tsurugi feels like less of a character and more of a way to move the plot forward

[fiery plover]

I think Araki’s tryna go for the perverted kid trope

Like ‘oh you didn’t expect the kid to be so perverted hahaha!!’ I see the trope a lot in anime, so it makes sense

[light swift]

I think araki is avoiding forming character relationships

"Josuke pls converse w me so we can develop as good characters and progress throughout the story senpai!!"

"No I must retain my whole personality on the main goal and bullshit my way through the plot"

[hard meteor]

"I will also forget my main goal near the end,Cake time!!"

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[light swift]

[fiery plover]

This is why Yasuho is the best part obv

[light swift]

Yasuho the kind of bitch to stand in front of a gun and just stand there

[thorny coral]

and she slays while doing it

[lapis comet]

Jojo

https://tenor.com/view/lion-gif-7708501

Jojo Lion

[quasi island]

are josefumi and yoshikage relatives? probably not, but i'm just asking because the family tree in the sbr universe is confusing

[hard meteor]

its not clear

[tame plover]

No

[quasi island]

i already got an answer

and it's literally like. right there

[tame plover]

Now you have another

Because from everything in the story we have no indication they are relatives apart from that one single panel with Josefumi having the Star birthmark which most likely is just an Araki mistake (like with Lisa Lisa having it on a cover)

So I wouldn’t say “not clear” more like most likely not at all

[random hatch]

hey guys can you help me I am not able to find one piece on mangadex

[tame plover]

Why would we know about one piece

[random hatch]

i mean the search on mangadex site is so weird

[quasi island]

why are you asking here

[tame plover]

Look for the author instead

[random hatch]

yeah got it

thanks

sorry

[light swift]

Where else do u find sources for a mid series? A mid anime server

Easy

[light swift]

#other-series helps

[random hatch]

Thanks

[alpine trench]

big brain

[stone path]

One piece is mid?

Man

I wish I had something to say about that

[oak wadi]

Araki's bizarre proportions

[stone path]

Ignore her breasts for a second and look at that sleek turning action over here

Look at that amazing white ring

So beautifully drawn

[oak wadi]

Beautiful eyes too

[stone path]

Araki obviously wanted the focus to be on that slight movement

[oak wadi]

I love how the name of the file is "Voluptuous woman"

[stone path]

Look at her neck and how deformed it is

Her neck goes behind her shoulders

What kind of abomination landed on our planet

[oak wadi]

I think it's because of her

Things

It's not a mistake, probably the only thing that's anatomically correct here

[stone path]

So the reason her neck is literally behind her shoulders is because she has massive breasts?

[oak wadi]

The neck is covered by the hair, and the body shape is completely normal. The neck isn't behind her shoulders tho

Or it's just the perspective now that I take a closer look

The misproportion here are the huge...things

That are completely stable on the chest lol

[opal hollow]

Why are they so big

[stone path]

Plot

[oak wadi]

Why are they so stable

[alpine trench]

Her Ears aren't that bad

[opal hollow]

They are

[oak wadi]

Even the ears are too big 😭

[sinful bramble]

Bruh

[stone path]

Her face is fat

[alpine trench]

Your face is fat

[oak wadi]

Her arms are too thin

[alpine trench]

It's literally a circle!

[brave geyser]

rude

[oak wadi]

😳

[brave geyser]

they are proportional to the rest of her body

well

most of it

[oak wadi]

Her head looks bigger than the body

[stone path]

:(

[brave geyser]

your head looks bigger than her body

[oak wadi]

Well technically yes

[brave geyser]

should’ve been 2d

[stone path]

Look at her arms tho

[brave geyser]

smh

[alpine trench]

You guys are all fat

[oak wadi]

My head is bigger than the page she's in so yeah

[alpine trench]

Except Ash

[sinful bramble]

Your Jordans are fake

[alpine trench]

Ash is thicc

[kind owl]

@stone path, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[brave geyser]

B)

[brave geyser]

what’s wrong with them

or are you just asking us to admire them

[stone path]

I didn’t say anything is wrong

You can’t look at arms
.

?

[brave geyser]

nope

[stone path]

Why the hell do I hear an alarm ringing at my window

[brave geyser]

i’ve tried

[stone path]

You must be a really good typer then

[sharp dune]

the weight is making her lean forward a lot more thus she has a bad posture (im not joking)

[oak wadi]

Yeah true

It's kinda difficult to stand straight with those

Things

[sharp dune]

lactose is the new hamon

[ancient monolith]

when jojoland?

[sharp dune]

93 years

[opal hollow]

Araki would be like 155

[jaunty bridge]

Tooru>>>

[hard meteor]

sliced bread>>>>

[sweet dune]

when you read part 7 and 8

[kindred lark]

wonder of u solos 🙂

[sweet dune]

it does

[sharp dune]

most of the people who talk about jojolands havent even touched the manga yet 💀

[sweet dune]

thats what confuses me

[fluid widget]

Somebody wants to play skribbl.io based on jojo ? Basically there's someone drawing and the other people must guess

[strange hamlet]

i rarely play skribbl but that sounds interesting

[fluid widget]

We can give it a try, however if we're only 2...

[ocean patrol]

Just got introduced to jobin

Love him already

[median ridge]

"because it's bad"

[brave geyser]

yeah it is

jojolands gonna be much better

[mystic garden]

😍

[minor ore]

Her enormous bazoongas are easily explained by breast implants

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[sinful bramble]

One day after the heat death of the universe, probably

[minor ore]

Jojolion was the best part

[crisp vigil]

A sensible white name

How rare you are sir, good opinion

[sweet dune]

was?
you mean is

[light swift]

is she trying to fart

why do one piece fans like this

[crisp vigil]

one piece fans when they can’t wrap one hand around a woman’s abdomen

[dim birch]

This is definitely realistic

[chilly sail]

bro fr

[kind owl]

@chilly sail, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[chilly sail]

i cant believe i went back to lvl 1 💀

[flint blaze]

Toei exaggerates it, it ain’t that bad

It’s still bad but it’s not “I can wrap my hand around your abdomen” bad

[flint blaze]

Interesting interpretation

[sweet dune]

L

[untold sleet]

based

[median ridge]

really respectable opinion

[bleak cosmos]

43.6021, -116.1927

Thank you

I disagree

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771081260461588500/909194899839127612/caption.gif

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[brave geyser]

no

she succeeded

[light swift]

FUCK YEAH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[ancient monolith]

oh

[sharp dune]

The thunderclouds got out

[indigo mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575162712712151050/997817381353181314/joshu-coomer2BfXgAE6-Zm.jpg

[oak wadi]

Joshu da goat

[indigo mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575162712712151050/997820018207232141/1631853725453.png

[sharp dune]

his right arm is built different, he used it a lot

left arm actually

[bleak magnet]

24 minutes of people looking at each other intently

this is why i read the manga not watch it

[sinful bramble]

Why isn’t Brian Iwasuke

0/10

[quaint imp]

Tooru's actually a good villain because I said so :)

[rugged palm]

sourc

[brave geyser]

*toru

[quaint imp]

I made it up

[brave geyser]

*the rest is correct

[quaint imp]

Tooru*

[brave geyser]

it was always toru

[quaint imp]

Damn

[rugged palm]

did you just complete p8

[brave geyser]

you're lying to yourself

[rugged palm]

i remember loving tooru after completing p8

[quaint imp]

I was lied to this whole time

[rugged palm]

then 3 days passed

[quaint imp]

I just recently reread Jojolion

[rugged palm]

yes

thats why you feel that way

wait for like 2 days

then come back here

[quaint imp]

I read it like a week ago but alright

[lucid locust]

I finished Jojolion months ago and still love him even if he isn’t the best writing wise lmao

[rugged palm]

oh

[crisp vigil]

or you could have a good opinion, like enjoying toru

[quaint imp]

his writing is actually kind of interesting it's just that he's only in the story for the last section

[hard meteor]

name 3 interesting things about him

[lucid locust]

There’s no setup before he’s introduced, Jobin should have been the main villain but Tooru was thrown in there last minute and feels really anticlimactic. Like i said still love him tho.

[quaint imp]

I never said that he's an interesting character I just said that Araki gave him some interesting dialogue

[hard meteor]

like what

[light swift]

😭

[rugged palm]

i like tooru

[oak wadi]

1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. His music taste

[rugged palm]

i just don't think he's good enough to compete with the other antagonists

[oak wadi]

Tooru is the only thing I don't really like about JJL

But it's still my favorite part

[lucid locust]

What about none of the cast being utilised

[oak wadi]

What?

[sinful bramble]

I just... ... thought I saw... a hornet... ... Oh, I see... It was... a memory... of mine...

[oak wadi]

We got memorable moments with every main character

[quaint imp]

I like his speech in chapter 107 when he talks about dreams and memories

[hard meteor]

what about most of the storyline related to holly being abandoned

[quaint imp]

I feel like people who dislike tooru just don't even understand what he's trying to say half the time

[sinful bramble]

Realistically, Part 9 is probably gonna be Part 8 2 and wrap up everything it needs to (but with a new protagonist)

I don’t see Holly being fully forgotten by Araki

Who pretends to forget about characters and then brings them back

[minor ore]

Don’t question the wisdom of Araki-sensei

[hard meteor]

its odd how only like 5 people see an issue of the main protags goal suddenly not mattering near the end

[minor ore]

Anyways yeah that was pretty dumb

[crisp vigil]

question araki into oblivion he needs to get his act together

[sharp dune]

we musnt hate on holly

[quaint imp]

another new rokakaka can't just magically appear Josuk8 will probably be able to heal holly in Jojolands

[minor ore]

After chapter 92 does she ever get brought up again?

[hard meteor]

noooo you dont get it Godraki never makes mistakes who cares if he abadons storylines and characters all the time its perfect

[sharp dune]

jojolands will have josuke and yasuho banging

[quaint imp]

Based

[sinful bramble]

Onscreen

[quaint imp]

And joshu will watch

Zerking off with his baby arm

[sharp dune]

if it doesnt contain josuke and yasuho banging in 5k with joshu crying in the background i will not read

[hard meteor]

josuke and yasuho essentially just go "oh well maybe theres other fruit idk lol" at the end thats the most you get post 92

[lucid locust]

Yeah but hardly anything for the supporting cast, so many wasted characters lmao

[quaint imp]

Kei was seen taking care of her mother when she was introduced and when Josuk8 was leaving the hospital he quickly checked in the lab to see how Holly was doing

[crisp vigil]

i love jojolion sm i love dropping everything you’ve got in exchange for killing the antagonist with nothing

[hard meteor]

actually no there was a moment with kei where she taking care of holly,dies in likea chapter later tho lol

[quaint imp]

It's not like she's dead she's just in a coma

[hard meteor]

but i guess i just dont understand arakis GENUIS writing

[lucid locust]

Kei really got the Avdol treatment

[crisp vigil]

you’re just built different smh

[minor ore]

Thats exactly it, you’re just too dumb to realize. A fool like you could never comprehend the genius of Araki

[quaint imp]

I'm not saying it's genius writing I'm just saying that Holly was never forgotten about

[minor ore]

1. His stand
2. Music taste

[minor ore]

3. Having the best musical reference of any main antagonist

[crisp vigil]

king crimson reference better

[sinful bramble]

Being pretty ominous ig

[lucid locust]

But one of Josuke’s main goals was to save her and he never did

[quaint imp]

Yeah well that's unfortunate

Tooru and yasuho ate the fruit

[lucid locust]

So the plotline is unresolved

[quaint imp]

Well yeah obviously

[lucid locust]

That’s what we’re talking about

[quaint imp]

Ok

[lucid locust]

When we say she was forgotten

[hard meteor]

she was neglected in the sense araki doesnt give her a real conclusion, the newfruit that was important to the story is basically destroyed now and unless araki changes the rules on how normal locacacas work (which would be a plot hole) then evrything surrounding her is gonna be left unresolved

[rugged palm]

wonder of you > killer queen

it's a fact

[minor ore]

True

[light swift]

Maybe if jobin wasnt such a little bitch his mom wouldn't have gone to jail

[rugged palm]

so true brother

[quaint imp]

Alright I get what you're trying to say now and you aren't wrong

[lucid locust]

And man they did Jobin dirty

His death sucked

[quaint imp]

Him not saving holly is honestly pretty unsatisfying

[lucid locust]

Kaato’s too if she’s actually dead

[light swift]

Im dissatisfied with the ending of jojolion and I think araki is too

[lucid locust]

Jojolion needed a lot more time

[light swift]

I think he was rushed

[quaint imp]

When it was going on monthly I knew that Jobin was going to die like really fast based on how Rai was talking about how karma correlates to the calamity energy

[kind owl]

@quaint imp, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[crisp vigil]

he had an “oh shit this story needs to come to a close” moment

[quaint imp]

It just made so much sense to me

[lucid locust]

Araki keeps it going for another 10 years and makes it the best JoJo part

[sinful bramble]

I’m satisfied with Josuke gaining a firm grip on his identity, and unsatisfied that he wasn’t able to save Holly
I like endings that make me feel more than one thing

[rugged palm]

he could've given those last 2 chapters to something more important

[hard meteor]

i dont like endings that abandon important things

it would be like stone ocean ending after jail house lock

[lucid locust]

I really hope he fills in the holes with JoJolands

[quaint imp]

Yeah I really would've like to have seen a funeral for Jobin

And for Rai and Kei

[sinful bramble]

It wouldn’t be, because at least the “big bad behind everything” dies in JJL

[minor ore]

After heavy weather it just ends

[quaint imp]

It just seemed like Josuk8 never really had a chance to mourn their deaths

[lucid locust]

Weather MV

[quaint imp]

It just felt like he didn't even care that his "sister" died

Kei's death was treated so strangely like she was only there to give Josuk8 the phone and he just screams out her name once

[crisp vigil]

He feels connected to Holly but doesn’t care in the slightest considering Kei lol

[hard meteor]

so? the big bad wasnt even a character until a 3rd into the story what about everything else,if pucci dies in jail house lock and nothing about weather or heaven plan,or jotaro comes up again would that be genius writing

[light swift]

The maid was just there to die

That's it

[quaint imp]

Based araki

Writing god

[hard meteor]

damn my sister died,so guys what flavor cake do you want

[light swift]

She got ratio'd

[minor ore]

Yes

[quaint imp]

Honestly, Joshu asking Josuk8 to pick a cake was top tier character development

It shows that Joshu actually thinks of Josuk8 as a member of his family now

[crisp vigil]

Depends on how you interpret the line imo

[quaint imp]

Yeah I mean just be misinterpreting it

[hard meteor]

I mean that’s probably true

[minor ore]

to me it felt more like "oh my god hurry the fuck up"

[quaint imp]

Typical joshu moment

[brave geyser]

based joshu

[sinful bramble]

[quaint imp]

Trying to save yasuho but also wants to try out sex positions

Honestly that was kind of based tbh

I actually fucking cheered when Joshu kicked the phone into the power outlet

Gigachad Joshu going against Jobin's plans

[light swift]

If wou is that good why can't he just take a guys rib and turn it into a fuckin warrior to kick his ass

[crisp vigil]

mortal kombat moment

[hard meteor]

yeah that was cool

and the pot scene until you know what happens

[quaint imp]

Yeah that was a cliffhanger

And then we waited a month to see Joshu act like Joshu

I guess araki wanted Joshu to just be the weird comedy relief character

He tries to attack yasuho but just trips over the pot

[sacred dove]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-lion-animal-windy-gif-16642021

[pale root]

Jojo🦁

[ionic edge]

giogio

[placid swift]

i like the idea that araki was writing part 8 for 10 whole years before realizing he could end the story

and he just woke up one day and decided he should end it

[hard meteor]

at very least he shouldve ended it without radio gaga being a thing

[placid swift]

if we at least got a final fight between josuke and jobin i would've been well satisfied

oh boy i'm glad that the tension between those two resulted in literally nothing

the villain everyone liked and thought was gonna get his moment literally fucking imploded out of nowhere

[hard meteor]

god.... doesnt even get a mention in the last chapter either

[coarse pollen]

So I'm nearing the end of jojolion

And I'm so fucking confused

[sweet dune]

whats confusin?

[sinful bramble]

About what

[coarse pollen]

What do they mean by "The soap bubbles don't exist"

[sinful bramble]

!w Soft & Wet Go Beyond

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Soft_&_Wet#Soft_.26_Wet.3A_Go_Beyond

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Soft & Wet

Soft & Wet (ソフト＆ウェット, Sofuto Ando Wetto) is the Stand of Josuke Higashikata, originally belonging to Josefumi Kujo, featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. It is a humanoid Stand with a mechanical and sailing theme to its appearance. It can create bubbles that will steal properties and objects.

[quaint imp]

Based jojo wiki

[sinful bramble]

Basically they just transcend logic and make Josuke win

Because Araki said so

[quaint imp]

Yep that is literally what Go Beyond is

[coarse pollen]

Ah so just araki said he wibs

Wins

Classic JoJo stuff

[quaint imp]

Yeah basically

[sinful bramble]

They spin, they’re infinitely close to zero, they can bypass barriers and all that stuff

Only thing is Josuke can’t really aim them properly

[sweet dune]

easier said than done lol

[coarse pollen]

He needs to download aim bot

[quaint imp]

It's a skill issue

[sinful bramble]

His aim is dogwater

[coarse pollen]

This is why he plays support

@quaint imp no I saw that. You right

[quaint imp]

He needs to become the gaming chair

[coarse pollen]

Alright imma actually finish it now

[kind owl]

@coarse pollen, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[quaint imp]

Alright

Based baby arm Joshu saves the day

[sinful bramble]

Enjoy

[quaint imp]

In an alternate universe Joshu was the main protagonist and Josuk8 was the comic relief character

[sinful bramble]

Josuke’s character was a complete and utter joke
To me, Joshu is the main protagonist

Cos he’s one of the best written characters Araki has made

[quaint imp]

Unironically true

Well he at least has better writing than like 90% of all JoJo characters

Kakyoin is actually just a plank of wood compared to Joshu

[sinful bramble]

So true

Joseph got Suzi Q

Also, we call them “love interests”, not “waifus”

[sweet dune]

Jotaro has a wife, Johnny also has a wife

Part 6

Jolyne and Anasui

[sinful bramble]

They mean a love interest that we see in the part, so Jotaro’s wife doesn’t count

Johnny’s wife appears in 2 panels of SBR (but obviously isn’t with him yet), so she counts

I guess

You haven’t finished it?

[sweet dune]

your in the jojolion channel

[sinful bramble]

You could read the manga

Or pirate it

[sweet dune]

by watching the trailer you can see that anasui is a love interest

[sinful bramble]

Also Jolyne and Romeo at the start

[sweet dune]

that too

[hard meteor]

It’s available on 9anime and zoro.to

[kind owl]

@fathom swift, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[cyan flicker]

you've got nice t**ts mind if i Honka honka

[cyan flicker]

also gogoanime.be

[coarse pollen]

Am I slow, or does anyone actually understand wtf happened at the end of jojolion

[tame plover]

u r slow

[coarse pollen]

Ah ok

[coarse pollen]

Explain the ending of Jojolion

Please

All I got was funny 4 balls man beats the shit out of old man stand

[sweet dune]

what dont you understand lol

[coarse pollen]

I know the events but like I honestly feel like I know nothing

[sweet dune]

The Curse of the Higashikata family has been broken, The Rokakaka has been completely wiped from morioh, Josuke Finally realized who he is, and the Higashikatas properly welcomed him to the family

its quite an interesting ending

also gave us some possible hints for JJLD

[tame plover]

with the combines efforts of the higashikatas and josuke's go beyond they defeat tooru but he kills kaato, along with this they break the higashikata curse. After we discover Holly has entered a critical state but is still alive and the higashikata family is grieving and are worried about norisuke but at least Josuke joines the family properly. Josuke's final stance about himself is that he is not Dr. Kira or Josefumi at all and it's implied he will explore other islands for rokakakas to heal Holly

[hard meteor]

The higashikata family curse is broken but yasuho and josuke and araki I guess don’t care that holly won’t be healed and they eat cake at the end

[coarse pollen]

Ahh makes sense

And Joseph doesn't die

Cool

Even in part 8 he has yet to die

[alpine trench]

Why don't you just read the manga tho

And you guys help him as if he will understand after u explain it

[hard meteor]

It’s pretty simple

Curse gets broken nothing else in the plot gets explained

[coarse pollen]

I just finished the manga

I just honestly needed confirmation that was what happened

Like it was just too bizzare

I just did not believe it

[coarse pollen]

Yeah. That seems like your average JoJo ending

[versed pecan]

guy with 4 balls

idk i dont read joholion

[sweet dune]

then read it

[versed pecan]

im broke bro

[sweet dune]

reading online for free exists

[versed pecan]

where do i read then

[sweet dune]

mangadex.org

read part 6 and 7 if you havent

[versed pecan]

nah bruh what the fuck is this

[hard meteor]

Lol jojo doujins

[strange hamlet]

lmao

[sweet dune]

skip past them

search up by the part names

[strange hamlet]

just search up the name of the part

[versed pecan]

i did

and its just japanese

[sweet dune]

you shouldnt have gotten doujins if you search up 'Steel Ball Run' or 'JoJolion'

[minor ore]

Stfu, how dare you criticize the storytelling skills of Hirohiko Araki, author of JoJo’s fucking Bizarre Adventure. I will personally track you down to your exact location and kill you bitch for thinking you could bad mouth the greatest mangaka of all time

[strange hamlet]

maybe they searched up jojo doujins

[hard meteor]

Just type Jojo part 7 6 8 it should be the first few results

[versed pecan]

I DID

[versed pecan]

.

[hard meteor]

Oh rip

[strange hamlet]

hamon beat be like

[sweet dune]

lemme check this out myself

[hard meteor]

https://mangadex.org/title/1044287a-73df-48d0-b0b2-5327f32dd651/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure-part-7-steel-ball-run-official-colored

https://mangadex.org/title/72d1ae71-4391-4bb2-9f39-784af3cc3c71/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure-part-6-stone-ocean-official-colored

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Stand Rank is now level 13 !

[hard meteor]

Just click on these

[sweet dune]

i googled stone ocean and it only showed me SO no doujins

[minor ore]

Metal ignored me my attacks didn’t work

[minor ore]

Excalibur is a jojo reference!

[hard meteor]

Mangadex must be tripping today

[sweet dune]

no way

fate refference

[strange hamlet]

yea prob

[hard meteor]

Soul eater reference 🙏

[sweet dune]

Legend of King Arthur refference

[strange hamlet]

your attacks don't work on metal

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-muda-muda-muda-punch-jojos-bizarre-adventures-gif-17338752

💀

[tame plover]

https://tenor.com/view/stuart-stuartlarkin-madtv-gif-4899711

mando ^^

[strange hamlet]

[oak wadi]

Moscow Calling is shit

Trying to replicate Araki's artstyle instead of using their own and failing

There are a lot of great doujins tho

[tame plover]

ratio

[oak wadi]

Especially the ones made in the 90s and published on Japanese teen magazines

[oak wadi]

Moscow Calling is the biggest bullshit ever

Fading Lights is miles better

[tame plover]

oh yea.. fading lights exists

[oak wadi]

Fading Lights is amazing

[sinful bramble]

Moscow Calling fans when they meet Kyiv Calling fans

[tame plover]

it's there

[oak wadi]

Ik

Please reopen this channel

[tame plover]

?

omg the artstyle is horrifying 😭

[sweet dune]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[oak wadi]

MOSCOW CALLING

[sweet dune]

tf is the plot of moscow calling

[oak wadi]

No plot

[sweet dune]

havent read it

[oak wadi]

Just bullshits

Read Fading Lights

[sweet dune]

ive heard fading lights has only 1 chapter

[tame plover]

this is actually so bad

[hard meteor]

Yoooo Russia keicho

[sweet dune]

who tf is this Keicho knock off

[oak wadi]

I don't remember this page lol, is it from Moscow Calling?

[tame plover]

ye

chapter 0

[sweet dune]

also tf is City living

[oak wadi]

Oh yeah that's why it sucks

[sinful bramble]

Eesh

[oak wadi]

Nothing

[strange hamlet]

what kind of doujin is this

[sweet dune]

i know Moscow Calling is some mid shit, Fading Lights is just shizuka

[tame plover]

bro they use the r word 💀 💀

[sweet dune]

re or ra

[tame plover]

re

[sweet dune]

i see

i mean

[oak wadi]

Fading Lights is how you should write your own JoJo story

[tame plover]

like the slur thing

[sweet dune]

its russians

and slavs

everyone uses slurs commonly there

[tame plover]

not even putting attention to the story, this art is fucking hilarious

[oak wadi]

I recommend to read the early JoJo doujins, they're amazing

[sweet dune]

what is happening in there

[oak wadi]

There is a complete list of every doujin from 1989 until 2010 ig

The first ever being a Jonathan x DIO story but ignore that-

[tame plover]

ok tbf this looks cool

[sweet dune]

anyways how many chapters does fading lights have

[tame plover]

1

iirc

[sweet dune]

damn lol

[sinful bramble]

Jojo fans have never been sane

[oak wadi]

The Russian guy looks ass

[sweet dune]

an entire channel for a 1 chapter fanfic

[sinful bramble]

Hasn’t it been in development for quite a long time

[strange hamlet]

I'd rather not read any doujin

[tame plover]

go check out the channel #fading-lights

[oak wadi]

That Japanese lady writing a letter to Araki after Straizo death 💀

[oak wadi]

You're missing out

There is a Bucciarati x Abbacchio one that is genuinely sad

[sweet dune]

why does shizuka in fading lights only use 1 facial expression lol

[sinful bramble]

Damn 2019
(Ignore their pfp)

[sweet dune]

i only took 1 look at the channel

[oak wadi]

What if I want to collaborate?

[strange hamlet]

missing out on what

[strange hamlet]

I'll read it some time

[oak wadi]

Hundreds of great stories made my common fans

[sweet dune]

this category looks mid tbh

[oak wadi]

Especially the vintage ones

[sinful bramble]

And hundreds of bad stories

[tame plover]

some people said there were some sexual undertones between shizuka and josuke lol

[oak wadi]

We ignore them

[tame plover]

by reading the chapter

[sinful bramble]

[tame plover]

as far as I read I don't see it

thankfully

[strange hamlet]

hopefully there is not

[oak wadi]

Just remember that the first ever JoJo fan story was Jonathan x DIO, JoJo fans have always been weird

[hard meteor]

🤨

How old is she in that’s story

[tame plover]

anyways chapter 2 of fading lights will come out along chapter 4 of dmq

[tame plover]

iirc 18-20?

[sweet dune]

18 apparently

josuke would be in his 30s

[sinful bramble]

If there are sexual undertones, the writer probably made her exactly 18 and one nanosecond

Then again, I haven’t read it

[sweet dune]

its a fan project

ofcourse theres gonna be weird shit

[oak wadi]

It's really good

[tame plover]

it's alr

[oak wadi]

Not the best but really good

[tame plover]

still needs more chapters to actually have something

[oak wadi]

There is a Giorno and Mista doujin (not shipping) that is probably my favorite one

[strange hamlet]

what's the name of it

[oak wadi]

It was in Japanese

I don't really remember it

I found it on the official site

One sec

https://www.doujinshi.org/browse/parody/1424/JoJos-Bizarre-Adventure-series/

[tame plover]

wtf 12 people retired from the project on the first chapter

[oak wadi]

Good luck finding it

[oak wadi]

Warning that there are a lot of weird stories here, but you will find some gems too

Doujins are like that

[flint blaze]

Lmao

[minor ore]

Lmfao

[strange hamlet]

yea because he's from a different multiverse

[quiet light]

Remember DIO tried to end the joestar bloodline and literally added 4 more

and plus

DIO became 85% joestar

so

I don't know if DIO was right

he even HAD a JOESTAR AS A CHILD

and become a joestar

85% anyways

that he didnt give a shitabout

HE'S DIO

hmm

also

the world exists

but the world exists

ya get

cause we're on the world

e a r t h

[hard meteor]

the truth is dio was being tsundere he wanted more joestars from jonathans side

[quiet light]

and he said he was gonna end the joestar bloodline

[sweet dune]

Brainstorm is a really good song

[quiet light]

DIO is the most confusing and dumbest antagonist ever

[sweet dune]

hmm?

[quiet light]

like

he says he wants to end the joestar bloodline

when he is 85% joestar

and added 4 more joestars

[sweet dune]

well he somewhat changed his plans after his stay in the coffin

[quiet light]

no, no

he said he

he would

he would try to

since he even said it during some of his scenes

[quaint imp]

So is Tooru a better villain than Diavolo?

[light swift]

they fall in the same basket to be honest

[desert narwhal]

NANI? KONO DIO DAAAA!

[digital kelp]

True

[sinful bramble]

A bit

Neither of them are favourites though

His Stand is cooler than him

[digital kelp]

Wonder of U is my fav stand

[sinful bramble]

Cool

[quaint imp]

Honestly WoU is a better villain than Tooru

I kind of wish that WoU was just some userless stand

[sinful bramble]

That could work if done well

[quaint imp]

WoU was described as like the manifestation of calamity energy it would've been more interesting

Like WoU waa created to be the opposite of the holy corpse or something like that

[flint blaze]

No

[minor ore]

so many other villains are cooler than him

[sinful bramble]

^

Pucci will always be my personal favourite

[open spade]

Tbh do we even consider tooru the main villain

Man was only there for like last 10 chaps

[rugged palm]

20*

well 10

[open spade]

Part 8 was more like a free for all

[rugged palm]

part 8 was more like discovering his identity and rokakaka more than about 1 main villain

jobin more of a main villain than tooru

[open spade]

Indeed

[minor ore]

im was the main villain of part 8 jojojolion

[sinful bramble]

Yes

He’s just not very present

[open spade]

Nah I think shiny diamond can beat it

[sinful bramble]

Surely

[tropic otter]

no

This is a story about breaking a curse

[rugged palm]

sorry python my bad

[tropic otter]

no worries

anyways that's my daily messages, I'm now going to vanish

[rugged palm]

going to #general-spoilers

[tropic otter]

alright

[rugged palm]

may god help you

[tropic otter]

good luck

[strange hamlet]

GL

[tropic otter]

hello Kite

[strange hamlet]

hi Python

[tropic otter]

how've you been

[strange hamlet]

good wbu

[tropic otter]

same same

[strange hamlet]

noice

[tropic otter]

indeed

I'm starting to fade away from this server slowly

🧐

[sharp dune]

Same, big pain

[strange hamlet]

sadge

[minor ore]

MAN

ok i’m just banning

[tame plover]

how could you ping daoud first

[sinful bramble]

Because I can

[minor ore]

[sacred dove]

yee

[alpine trench]

the disrespect

[strange hamlet]

poor storm

[alpine trench]

How Jojo07 managed to remain unmuted for so long idk

[bleak magnet]

he should be muted right now

[strange hamlet]

Jojo07 about to get muted

[oak wadi]

What happened here

[strange hamlet]

someone sent a link to a site that talks about abortion or smth and it got deleted

[oak wadi]

Yeah I know

I replied to that

But I suddenly came here and it was nullified

[strange hamlet]

best tooru moment

[hard meteor]

These panels confirm that the new locacaca isn’t something that can be replicated through normal means only though specific coincidences

I’ve seen arguments that jojolands will answer all the remaining questions on it but it’s simply not possible

[strange hamlet]

jojolion has so many unanswered questions

[raw mortar]

i recently finished jojolion

art go crazy

also im a bit confused on go beyond

[strange hamlet]

i wish jojolion had more cool panels like this

[raw mortar]

i thought the attack at his fingertip is the one that goes beyond logic and spins infinitely

so what the hell is the thing from his shoulder

[tame plover]

What

[raw mortar]

fr

[tame plover]

The finger is a normal bubble

Go beyond exclusively comes from the shoulder

[raw mortar]

oh

[raw mortar]

this doesnt look a normal bubble tho

[hard meteor]

its not

its spin but not go beyond

[tame plover]

Is it not?

So a normal bubble

[hard meteor]

how is that a normal bubble

[raw mortar]

ohh alr thanks

[tame plover]

Because they all are spinny strings (or very least explosive ones)

I mean ray figured out they were strings with a normal one

Rai

[hard meteor]

none of josuke bubbles rotate

[tame plover]

How could rai examine an infinitely small string

Or go beyond in general for that matter

The s&w bubbles act regular but the explosive bubbles seem to be spinny ones (and go beyond being one of those but with a smaller string)

And if this is wrong

What the fuck was rai examining

[hard meteor]

josuke is shown generating that bubble out his finger and shooting it in a way similar to johnny its even shown to not explode and still spin on an object

none of josukes bubbles do this even the explosive ones dont

[tame plover]

Huh so it’s a go beyond, don’t remember them looking like that

Someone remind me to reread that arc tomorrow

Couldn’t be bothered to do it rn

[tame plover]

Wait isn’t he explicitly saying it came from his shoulder

And seeing how it missed it isn’t a regular bubble he can guide

[hard meteor]

no the panel before that shows go beyond shooting into a wall while the one on his finger is still spinning

[tame plover]

Unless the panels alone are misguiding

Ah goodie

Ty

Then what the fuck is that

Was it charged with spin because of it being released alongside go beyond

Is it an explosive? A plunder? Or just a bubble