jojolion

[cold vapor]

Might be yeah

[tropic otter]

the humanoid version looked cool tho ngl

[placid swift]

this is a really impressive shot ngl

the 3d effect is great

[tropic otter]

very cool

[cold vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/trish-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-vento-aureo-spice-girl-gif-13874539

[tropic otter]

the design of Notorious BIG is actually very cool

[minor ore]

You guys are just having a part 5 discussion in jojolion chat 🗿

lol

[placid swift]

something about him just being a big lump of ham is very creepy

[tropic otter]

lmao true

[cold vapor]

Oopsi

[minor ore]

thicc stand

[tropic otter]

also he got cake

[minor ore]

😩

[rugged palm]

part 5 had better stands than part 8

don't @ me

[cold vapor]

@rugged palm

[tropic otter]

💀

lmao

[placid swift]

thicc pistols

[tropic otter]

sheeeesh

they got bakeries there eh

[placid swift]

carne's expression is just

discomfort

[tropic otter]

he's like oh shit

[cold vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-tooru-gif-20441694

[rugged palm]

best antagonist fr 💯

||/s||

[placid swift]

he looks like he's holding a flaming chocolate

[tropic otter]

👀 damn

[minor ore]

An airplane, sentient gun, a literal turtle, fishing rod and stand that requires you to kill yourself to activate
vs
Hacker stand, Stone Free 2.0, Bubble stand, Chase me and you die stand, Badass motorcyle stand and literally just origami stand

Who wins

[tropic otter]

yeah that's what I thought too

yeahhh

Stone Free 2.0 is 🔥

[placid swift]

carne does not look very happy

[cold vapor]

I mean if the turtle is named polnareff .. idk man

[tropic otter]

nice name too

[rugged palm]

I though that don't @ me made it clear it was sarcasm but I guess not

mb

[minor ore]

Huh

[tropic otter]

LMAO 💀

[minor ore]

I was making a joke comparison

I thought THAT was obvious

[cold vapor]

He is flabbergasted

[rugged palm]

we both missed the joke

good1

[tropic otter]

Doggystyle best Stand and definitely not because of the name

Snoop Dogg reference 🔥

[rugged palm]

reverse cowgirl> doggystyle

ong

[cold vapor]

Yeah right next to nut king

[kind owl]

@cold vapor, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[tropic otter]

ayo

[minor ore]

Or rai named it that for other reasons

Good taste in uh -

Music, definitely

[tropic otter]

does he even listen to Snoop Dogg 💀

I can't find the Doggystyle album, I want to listen to it

[cold vapor]

He was inspired by the part 5 first ending

[tropic otter]

damn

[cold vapor]

Every time i close my eyes

[placid swift]

wait how is aerosmith keeping up with a commercial plane

[minor ore]

Because it's a stand

[tropic otter]

lmfao

damn

[placid swift]

they should've just rode on aerosmith instead

[tropic otter]

so true

[rugged palm]

what was abbchio's stand

[minor ore]

Imagine narancia flying aerosmith

[rugged palm]

I forgor

[placid swift]

moody blues

[minor ore]

Telephone stand

The king nothing of part 5

[placid swift]

they should gotten formaggio to shrink the gang with little feet and then hop inside aerosmith

[cold vapor]

Lmaaao true

But araki forgot about him

[minor ore]

You mean he got beaten the fuck up like the rest of the gang

[tropic otter]

oh damn I just realized is the localized name for Moody Blues which is Moody Jazz because Blues is a genre? Damn, that's cool

[tropic otter]

damn

[tropic otter]

that's what I thought too, they should've just made formaggio part of the team smh

[cold vapor]

Btw i still didnt get how jobin died

[tropic otter]

aight

[rugged palm]

calamity

[cold vapor]

Yeah no i know it was wou

[rugged palm]

he got folded

[cold vapor]

But like i didn’t see how

[minor ore]

Calamity

[cold vapor]

I didnt get the thing with the spray

[minor ore]

He pursued WOU and calamity killed him

[minor ore]

You don't need to get it

[tropic otter]

Jobin go meraryayaya then he blow up can and the tip go in him then blood

cool Stand cry ngl

[minor ore]

He bled out or something like that

[tropic otter]

yuhh

[placid swift]

should've had a cooler death

[tropic otter]

wait no the stand cry is Meraryaryaaaa

[placid swift]

like the eiffel tower crashing on him

[tropic otter]

so true

[cold vapor]

Insee

[tropic otter]

or Damo coming back to life and slapping his dick

or something

yeah

[cold vapor]

Well a lot of the deaths were « « « « « rushed » » » » » » but i think it was to show how the calamity is quick

[tropic otter]

lmao

[tropic otter]

so sad

[minor ore]

Jobin's death was so sad 😩

[tropic otter]

💀 why the 😩 emoji but yes 😩

[minor ore]

He didn't deserve it

[minor ore]

Idk

I really wanted him to have some kind of redemption arc and get a happy ending

[cold vapor]

At least mitsuba got to live

Queen

[cold vapor]

He got that

[minor ore]

But no, fucking bleeds out in the saddest way possible

[cold vapor]

I mean a redemption arc

[tropic otter]

https://c.tenor.com/VioZK40uNI0AAAAM/jojolion-jojo.gif

[minor ore]

Yeah but not for very long

[cold vapor]

The fact that he was willing to do all that for his familly

I think it a cool thing

He is not as selfish as we thought

During all the part

[minor ore]

He's basically the definition of chaotic neutral

[tropic otter]

he had a cool pose tho, like when he died, he died in style

[cold vapor]

How conforting lmaaao

[tropic otter]

Imma find the panel

[cold vapor]

I still wanted to punch him when he trued to kill yasuho

Thanks norisuke

[minor ore]

I think his death was more sad than 'stylish'

Like he died screaming out for his wife and son 😭

[tropic otter]

son

[minor ore]

I mean

YEAH

[tropic otter]

lmao

[minor ore]

I forgor

[tropic otter]

people forget

so true

[cold vapor]

Lmaaao

[tropic otter]

Araki disease

[cold vapor]

Poor tsurigi

Misgendered

[tropic otter]

Poor Tsurugi

misspelled

[cold vapor]

Lmaaao

Poor

Thats it

[minor ore]

I thought it was spelled tsuguri lol

[tropic otter]

Poor Tom 😎

[cold vapor]

LMAAAO

[tropic otter]

lmao

[cold vapor]

yeah poop baby man i wanted to slap

[minor ore]

Literal man child

[cold vapor]

For the entire time he appeared

I hate him so so much

Daaaamn

[minor ore]

What about wu tomoki

He's one of my fav part 8 characters personally

[cold vapor]

He was fine

[tropic otter]

I imagine his voice like someone who smoked since they were a fetus

Poor Tom

[cold vapor]

Lmaaaao he did

I assure u that

[tropic otter]

lmfao

[cold vapor]

Tomoki was fine but ngl mitsuba outshined everyone in that arc

I really loved her

Im gonna turn into a mitsuba fan account now

[minor ore]

Her stand is strange

It's just a r r o w

[cold vapor]

But she uses it in such a good way

It not particularly strong but she made it so cool to use

It’s the counter part for stand like the hand which are op but since the user is kinda dumb it useless

[minor ore]

The best you could use a stand which just moves things in directions with arrows

[cold vapor]

Yeah controlling their speed and location leave her to be

That reminded me i didnt like the golden tree arc

Like the market or idk what it was

But the thing implicating the best jjl character

[kind owl]

@cold vapor, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[cold vapor]

Aka joshu

[tropic otter]

guys Imma head out, it was really fun chatting with you, have a great day and here's Oranges 🍊 x4

[cold vapor]

Same take care imma go too enjoy ya (great) days

Byeeeee

[tropic otter]

you too : D

[sharp dune]

anyone know where i can find that meme of whole tsuguri in the playing cards

yk

[tropic otter]

I go back now, here's orange 🍊
🤿
🌊

[minor ore]

So the guy has 4 balls

The other guy has no balls

ISTG DO THE TESTICLWS HAVE ANY FUCKING THING TO DO WITH THE STORY LINE

[tropic otter]

yes

[untold sleet]

[rugged palm]

wonder of you or killer queen

[rugged palm]

they come back at the end during the final fight

[heavy ledge]

im always here im just waiting for jojolands but i think that it was all bait

im starting to think it was a dream

[minor ore]

Finally jojolion is getting good

Wtf am I gonna do when I’m done with jojolion

[rugged palm]

cry ig

or wait for jojolands

both are equally bad

[untold sleet]

read spinoffs

read araki's other works

read other things

[rugged palm]

reread

again and again

until you know everything word to word

[minor ore]

What’s jojolands?

@rugged palm

[untold sleet]

part 9

isn't released yet though

[minor ore]

Do yk when it is being released

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[untold sleet]

no

there's only predictions afaik

[minor ore]

How old is josuke and how old is the memory stealing girl

Cuz something abt them having sex feels illegal

[untold sleet]

daiya is 16
josuke is 19 (but its not confirmed)

[minor ore]

Oh then it’s not too bad

3 year difference?

Joshu is the hero of jojolion

Is josuke part 8 the parallel version of josuke part 4 or is josuke josuke because he was named after a dog

❤️

[solar crescent]

yo

[minor ore]

Is it just me or does holly-san look like hot pants?

Is it just me or does paisley park look like moody blues?

[thorny bronze]

Just you

[wheat crest]

Just you

[kind owl]

@wheat crest, Your Stand Rank is now level 10 !

[viscid valve]

give me tooru all star battle

right now

i want to see the funny mushroom twink kick jotaro kujo in the balls

[quaint imp]

That would be cool if WoU is the one fighting but you can see Tooru dancing to his music in the background

[sweet dune]

He was just named josuke

[wheat crest]

.

[minor ore]

Both

[sweet dune]

He wouldnt exactly be a parralel version of josuke4

Josefumi tho

[minor ore]

Yes but generally speaking

[quaint imp]

Maybe part 9's JoJo will be Joseph Joestar's son

But yeah the son from his side piece

aka the SBR universe Josuke

[rugged palm]

part 8 had joseph's grandson why would part 9 have his son

or am I high

[quaint imp]

Yeah Kira and Kei are Joseph's grandkids

But I'm talking about if there was an SBR universe version of a Tomoko character

[rugged palm]

oh

makes sense

[hard meteor]

i dont think he cheated in this universe

[rugged palm]

source

[hard meteor]

uh

the last chapter makes it seem like he stayed faithful and had one daughter

[rugged palm]

could be

[minor ore]

Joseph had lots of siblings

So possibilities are open

[willow dawn]

you could ask the same question of 3 and 4

lol

[sonic hollow]

No parallel versions or whatever. His names just a reference

[minor ore]

Ywah so he’s josuke because he was named after a dog

[sonic hollow]

Ye

[rugged palm]

i thought they meant kira's father

i am confusion

[sonic hollow]

Joseph is holy’s father, holy is Kira’s mother

Just like part 3 but replace joot with dr. Kira

[rugged palm]

i understand now

mb

[light swift]

kira is fatherless

[wanton cloak]

Family tree is the exact same except that jotaro got replaced by kira

I think

[tame plover]

no

not at all

[sweet dune]

Exact same but jotaro got replaced with a better character

[alpine trench]

We do a little trolling

(because Kira8 is the worst jojolion character)

[sweet dune]

Too much trolling you did there

[tropic otter]

Finally being based and watching Baoh 😎🤿

Damn that's a lot of dead dogs

[umbral ivy]

i would kill someone for any of these sexy men to be in ASBR

[tropic otter]

same

[sweet dune]

True

Tho the list is missing kei

[tropic otter]

although already did the thing without the "for any of these sexy men to be in ASBR"

[umbral ivy]

relatable

[willow dawn]

are you crazy, are you high

[tropic otter]

jk FBI please don't raid my house again for the 6th time

[umbral ivy]

yes but how is that important

[willow dawn]

have you done all you can do?

[sweet dune]

Brain storm guy would be interesting

[hard meteor]

need goatshikage and damo asap 🙏

[tropic otter]

💀
Baoh gets electrocuted
his reaction: ₐₐₐₐₕ

[umbral ivy]

hato would be cool but she would be like the happy chaos of that game and i think i would rather kill myself

[tropic otter]

same!

aight Imma continue watching Baoh, bye 🌊 🤿

[past radish]

or just an ordinary guy

[willow dawn]

someone gets me

[past radish]

🤝

[willow dawn]

in at least 3 ways

[minor ore]

after studying chemistry I can finally come to the jojolion channel

my home

[willow dawn]

wow

not even an agricultural student

[minor ore]

I think that jojolion will be animated in like 2027

It's hard to tell

[dusty oriole]

Gappy is my favorite jojo and i wont elaborate

[minor ore]

W

[sweet dune]

Giga based

[minor ore]

I had to do this

[rich rover]

I like how stands in part 3 were just like "I control fire" or "I stop time" but now we have "Those who commit an act of "Pursuit" against the stand will suffer from "The Flow of Calamity." Anyone affected by the flow of calamity will be subject to a series of incidents with the intent to kill or disable that person. In the case of multiple pursuers, whoever is the most recent or active in pursuing Wonder of U, or Toru himself, becomes the priority target. After the first person dies from a calamity, the ability moves on to the next target, creating a stacking effect. Only the highest priority target will be affected by the ability at any given time."

[sharp dune]

where fumi

dont skip my man josefumi

[sharp dune]

its much cooler though

[minor ore]

yes

[sharp dune]

and the best thing is most of the simpler abilities are better lmao

[minor ore]

I want joshu to pursuit me

[sharp dune]

such as timestop

[sharp dune]

same man same

[molten gust]

whats asbr

[minor ore]

all star battle R

[umbral ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/peanut-butter-funny-gif-19249884

[minor ore]

it's a jojo game

[molten gust]

oh

yeah i got confused cause i thought it had to do with sbr

[sharp dune]

hmmmm

[molten gust]

ik what all star battle is tho

[sharp dune]

all steel ball run lmao

[molten gust]

lol idk

[sharp dune]

im so hyped for the game

[minor ore]

same

[molten gust]

same although ill probably buy it like a year later

[sharp dune]

ill buy that shit straight away cuz i need me the multiplayer

[minor ore]

is multiplayer on steam free?

because on ps4 it is not

[sharp dune]

yes it is

on steam

[minor ore]

ahh

I don't know if I should buy it on my ps4 or steam

wait

can 2 people play it on one console?

[sharp dune]

idk for sure

[minor ore]

if yes, I will probably buy it for ps4

[rugged stream]

that's quite the dumbing down you have there

[molten gust]

i wish i had someone irl to play jojo games w me

only 1 friend of mine watches anime but he says jojo is gay and he skipped like 3 parts

[minor ore]

Fr...

[gritty mauve]

I go through a parallel dimension and my stand goes to its main host, I'm essentially immortal unless I'm stuck in a place in a infinite rotation loop, or if I come into contact with my alternate universe self

[minor ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/627231678502273025.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[sharp dune]

depression

[thorny bronze]

Honsetly part 8 > part 7

[rich rover]

which one is this again?

[thorny bronze]

Filthy acts at a reasonable price

[kind owl]

@thorny bronze, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[sweet dune]

true fr ong

[fresh blaze]

How did josuke win the second beetle fight

He put the bee stinger in the hole?

[wheat crest]

D4C

[rich rover]

thanks

[rich rover]

he can come into contact with his alt universe self

[rich rover]

you also forgot how he can bring others into parallel dimensions

and that he needs to be between two objects to do it

you forgot a lot of things

[rich rover]

That's not at all what I was saying

Like how much is there to say about magician's red?

or star platinum/the world

[glossy perch]

Zayum

[summer bone]

I love these 2 little covers so much

[sweet dune]

YASUHO ALSO NEEDS SAVING WHY IS SHE ON THE PIN ON GAPPYS SHIRT

[pastel ocean]

rai mamezuku solos

[sweet dune]

TRUE

[pastel ocean]

😘W asf

[pastel ocean]

BRO WHY HE SO THICC

[sweet dune]

ZAMNNNN

[pastel ocean]

joshu is a goat btw

NAH

the bigget goat of jjl is norisuke

u cant prove me wrong

[sweet dune]

True

[pastel ocean]

best dad ever

[sweet dune]

Norisuke is based

[pastel ocean]

he is fr

with them clean bubbly haircut

he even is babysitting his grandchild

one of the only jojo dads to do a good job

[sweet dune]

Best jojo dad

[pastel ocean]

fr bro

[sweet dune]

Part 8 cast in general tho 😳

[pastel ocean]

its so well written

the fact that the mist jojo fans havent read it

sbr overrated tbh if u take a look at jjl

[sweet dune]

True

[pastel ocean]

but sbr still good like

my opinion

[sweet dune]

Ye

[pastel ocean]

both are S tier

what are ur favs

mine are part 4, 7 and 8

[sweet dune]

6,7,8

Maybe 4

[pastel ocean]

W and stone ocean is overhated

i have no sinke clue why people hate it

single*

[sweet dune]

Jotaro fans

[pastel ocean]

theyre so hateful fr

jotaro is still based

[sweet dune]

true

[pastel ocean]

his "stans" arent

[sweet dune]

people expect him to one shot everything

[pastel ocean]

fr but hes really brave tbh

hes well rated

[sweet dune]

true

[pastel ocean]

i rlly like joseph and josuke lol

[sweet dune]

all jojo protags are pretty good maybe not 1

[pastel ocean]

bro the jojolion bug fight was more exciting than every single aot fight💀💀💀

[sweet dune]

LMAO

[pastel ocean]

bro huh.. jonathan is good wdym

hes a true gentleman

[sweet dune]

i never said jonathan

i mean GIorno

[pastel ocean]

i like gim

OH U SAID 1

i thought said part 1

[sweet dune]

Hell nah

Jonathan is a really good one

[pastel ocean]

well giorno we got to see his past n shi idk

[sweet dune]

Giorno was interesting in the first couple of episodes

then he became meh

[pastel ocean]

idk man i really felt like narancia should be the mc💀

or bruno best mom

[sweet dune]

Bruno had more screen time than Giorno lol

[pastel ocean]

fr bruh

we got to see like 2 seconds of diavolo

[sweet dune]

true

[pastel ocean]

but

it makes sense

really does

he was supposed to stay a secret

[sweet dune]

true

so was Kira but he had alot of screentime

[pastel ocean]

ormaybe araki wasnt done modelling him lmao💀

i really like kira hes well written with a bizarre fetish lmao

[sweet dune]

true

[pastel ocean]

BRI

Why does my KIRA INTRUDUCTION TEXT GET DELETED

[sweet dune]

the mods set it to auto delete it iirc

[pastel ocean]

then ill send it like this ig

[lime canopy]

Ah yes wonder over you

Toji

[sweet dune]

Toji my beloved

[minor ore]

rock humans are cooler than regular humans

why tf cant I TURN INTO A ROCK

[lime canopy]

Swim in a pool of wet cement and you'll become one

[minor ore]

yeah but at will

[sweet dune]

yeah

you jump into wet cement of your free will

[lime canopy]

Or just go to the gym and work out

And be the rock

Bcuz it's about drive

And it's about power

[olive flicker]

I still believe that dr ferdinand is secretly a rock human

[paper timber]

i understand legit like 5 of the stands in this part

[kind owl]

@paper timber, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

why

[olive flicker]

Because of how the concept of respect for the earth on the side of rock humans

And how dr ferdinand talks about that as well

All these blessings from the earth

Basically that

This theory would be weird because ferdinand was working for valentine, but maybe he was also using valentine for his own ends

Sad that ferdinand died though

Kinda cool character

(rock humans are not mentioned in sbr thats why I talk about that here)

[sweet dune]

most of them are hella easy to understand and are self explanatory

the only ones i could understand people being confused about is like Praisley park or WoU

[paper timber]

fr bro i had no idea what praisely park did half the time

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-toji-evangelion-toji-suzuhara-gif-22722911

Main enemy of part 9 toji

Wonder over you

[rugged palm]

toji zen'in

[minor ore]

How can you be so misinformed

I mean its obvious

Anyone who has a "funny valentine" profile picture and name combo has never seen anything past part 5

Always

[olive flicker]

Wut

Woosh?

[minor ore]

Nope

[minor ore]

Wait I just noticed

Toru is spelled with one O?

[sonic hollow]

yea

[minor ore]

I thought it was two OOs like Tooru

huh

[sonic hollow]

it was confirmed when jojo magazine came out

which was after JJL ended

[minor ore]

bruh

[sonic hollow]

yea

[minor ore]

still calling him tooru

[sonic hollow]

im too used to tooru to call him toru

[minor ore]

tho

[gaunt meteor]

So is WoU’s “calamity” basically fate?

[sonic hollow]

im sure if i knew Japanese i'd know why they sometimes put double letters in things

[sonic hollow]

fate altering

[gaunt meteor]

Cool

[minor ore]

Next MV of jojo will have an ability related to space/fate

hmm wonder what it'll be

[sonic hollow]

the reign of time manipulators is over

its time for fate manipulators

[minor ore]

Part 9 villain got that fate sever

ability

it can sever plot armor

[sonic hollow]

acting like plot armor exists in jojo

[minor ore]

e

[sonic hollow]

other than part 2

[minor ore]

sever your "destined path"

imagine epitaph

but you stop them from doing what they were about to do

and they will be fated to do something else

👌

[tame plover]

WoU doesn’t change fate

[minor ore]

doesn't WoU just make a mf unlucky af if he tries to persue tooru

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[tame plover]

In the most bare bones explanation, yes

[minor ore]

neat

can't wait for part 9

[sonic hollow]

[minor ore]

to give me more headaches

[frank grove]

HE DROPPED AN F BOMB!!!!

[kind owl]

@frank grove, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

part 9 is the part 5 + part 6 homage

[tame plover]

Part 5 is already homaged

Mv with secret identity and overpowered stand that is defeated by the mc getting the perfect counter for it at the end of the story

[minor ore]

I loved when rai tried to attack WOU but then Tooru said "It's morbin time." and absolutely morbed the hell out of him

[minor ore]

you've seen gay priest in part 6, now you got racist cop in part 9

[frank grove]

OH MY GOD WOU MROBED HIM SO BAD

Wait how did he morb Rai in the chest but his shirt is perfectly fine

WAIT THEY GOT SPIN INVOLVED IN THIS???

HOOWHAHWHWAHA

[limber pivot]

.

[frank grove]

.

[quaint imp]

Rai should've turned his torso into a morbius strip to stop the morbage smh

[willow dawn]

part 9 will be part 7 and 8 parallel

im friends with araki he told me

[rugged palm]

part 9 will be josuke4's parallel but with jotaro plot

he'll go to egypt because his mum has stand cancer

[willow dawn]

diego comes back

[tropic otter]

LMAO HAHAHA Stand Cancer 😂

[coarse shell]

naruto can defeat josuk8

[frank grove]

Okay

But

Like

Why bring it up

[sharp dune]

what in the world made you think this was so incredibly important to point out

[silent tide]

Not Boruto Naruto

He got nerfed

[sharp dune]

homie old now

[minor ore]

Boruto Naruto can still do it tbh

[sharp dune]

depends

if naruto attacks yasuho he got no chance on winning

josuk8 will defend his girl

[finite ridge]

Jojolion was so confusing reading it month from month

Glad all of it is out now

[minor ore]

So your argument is a rage boost 😑

[sharp dune]

no no no no no

[light swift]

My solid frozen shit turd can beat ger

[minor ore]

hi #jojolion inhabitants

[alpine trench]

We hate you

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

STAND CANCER

💀

[silent tide]

NAHH

STAND CANCER

[sweet dune]

Cirno fumo

[tired flint]

Myes

[minor ore]

mmm

he's not a jojolion fan

we all know it should be joshu

[tired flint]

I found it but I think they weren’t finished

[crisp vigil]

everyone is so quick to love joshu but yall really skipping on aphex twins 😩😩

[minor ore]

frfr

[crisp vigil]

peak

[minor ore]

aphex twins so hot

😩

[tired flint]

I mean, I see where you mean🥴

[minor ore]

😩

[hard meteor]

mickey mouse antagonists 💀

[minor ore]

shut up they're hot

😩

[untold sleet]

Fart in a ball

[minor ore]

real

[tired flint]

Just like how the protagonists in dang it granola say, “ No that’s wrong”

Jobin best dilf

👍

[untold sleet]

they did him dirty though

[tired flint]

Fr

[untold sleet]

like he was a cool character, and then his death was just…

[chrome vale]

Ah yes, good vanilla ship

[onyx cove]

Honestly

[minor ore]

I wish that September will be jojolion's outro

[alpine trench]

Why september?

[minor ore]

"do you remember"

and it's a great song

[sweet dune]

True

[tired flint]

Joshu 😍

The Joshu shrine is almost complete

[bleak magnet]

joshu 😳

[tired flint]

it’s in the mobile buildings rn lol

I hope none of the staff didn’t take it down lol

I think personally, Jobin didn’t do anything wrong

[minor ore]

His death was so good dude

[hard meteor]

no it wasnt

[light swift]

I wish yasuho farted..

[tropic otter]

I wish Kei did

[placid swift]

i hope one of the main characters in part 9 just randomly sharts himself so hard he dies on the spot

in the middle of paying his taxes or something, violently propels out all his digestive tract through his anus so hard his ass muscles shatter

it hits the ground so hard the entire room is stained with fecal matter

i wish araki did more crazy shit with wonder of u, make an extremely strong wind in france blow the eiffel tower all the way to japan to collapse on kei or something, you have so much creative freedom

[granite adder]

what 💀

[minor ore]

the stand of the main antagonist is gonna give explosive diarrhea to everyone who is digesting food at the moment

[placid swift]

of all the ways araki could've killed off his fan-favorite characters, it ranged from big pipes to small pipes

[rugged palm]

everyone dies of starvation in part 9

[placid swift]

c'mon give them kidney cancer or something why this lame ass tube that makes them bleed out

[granite adder]

give them heart problems

[placid swift]

make korea declare war on japan randomly and a korean missile lands directly on top of jobin

[tropic otter]

LMAO AHAHAHAH 💀

[bleak magnet]

aliens from another universe teleport to japan just to kill jobin

then immediately leave

[placid swift]

yes

[granite adder]

a planet falls on jobin 🙌

saturn

[placid swift]

make a space rocket suddenly make a U-turn while ascending to the stratosphere and crash into jobin

ran out of fuel or something

[tropic otter]

or just a random fart going at the speed of light

[bleak magnet]

the whole universe has a heat death, but then giorno, who had teleported from another universe, uses ger to rtz the heat death, but jobin still dies from the heat death because he is immune to ger

[alpine trench]

Then I appear from your behind and I shoot you in the head 4 times

[minor ore]

WAIT NO

IMAGINE SOMEONE FARTS AND THEN THE CALAMITY MAKES THE FART RIP APART THEIR ANUS

[bleak magnet]

but they miss becuase plot armor and land on jobin, who is already dead

[minor ore]

💀

[minor ore]

best use for wonder of u btw

[rugged palm]

jobin's death is just some random stray sniper bullet that was meant for someone else

[bleak magnet]

that makes me think about love train

imagine trying to assassinate funny valentine but then some random guy in russia dies

[rich rover]

lmfao

[sharp dune]

My mother just crushed my fucking paper moon

[silent tide]

She's a stand user

[tired flint]

Lol

[light swift]

That's called dysentery babe

[manic lark]

babe

[placid swift]

i casually get dysentery on the daily

fortunately i live next to the city's water supply

its like a toilet with infinite water

sometimes all the taps start pouring yellow water tho

i wonder where that came from

[light swift]

It's literally where you shit your guts out.

you die

[placid swift]

yes

[willow dawn]

he gets better

[placid swift]

i just grow my guts back

simple as that

[willow dawn]

bus time babey

[minor ore]

Based

[light swift]

I thought it said throw those guts back

[willow dawn]

[light swift]

When the intestines start twerking

[minor ore]

[light swift]

Why is that emote killing me

[minor ore]

Lmao

It's just so perfect

[placid swift]

what if formaggio shrunk thousands of cars and dropped them into rome's water supply

all they would detect is small amounts of iron, nothing too bad

and then everyone goes pop

[willow dawn]

small amounts of iron you say

https://tenor.com/view/risotto-nero-risotto-jjba-doppio-jojo-gif-13970666

[minor ore]

4 testicles (idk I've never read pt 8)

[sweet dune]

that is the only thing people know about part 8

other than WoU and locacaca

[minor ore]

fr

can't wait to catch up

[abstract swan]

i'm not very good at the digital editing stuff

but i did a thing to tooru's sleeves

to make them not merge with his vest

cause i think thats supposed to be a vest

[crisp vigil]

already better than shueisha

[abstract swan]

should I change it from purple?

I've tried red and green already but decided purple was better than those

and using orange again would be as boring as Speed King's colors

I wouldn't be opposed to making the vest black

nah the purple isnt that bad

[stone path]

Diego pfp or WOU pfp? 🤔

[minor ore]

Diego pfp >>>

[stone path]

Aightio

[rugged palm]

wou>>>>

[abstract swan]

WoU>>>>>>>>

[normal yoke]

Amazing the amount of people who dont know how vitamin C works

[tropic otter]

really? damn

[tropic otter]

Idk why that sounded sarcastic but I'm also surprised it's basically just touch fingerprint you liquid go out of range you go back normal

[minor ore]

j8suke and tooru ship

[brave geyser]

why are you going into every chat and putting random characters together including children and adult pairs

[tropic otter]

the Mods are watching

they always are

[minor ore]

tamaki damo would have been such a better main villain than tooru

just take a moment to admire this chad

[minor ore]

him and his stand actually look like main villain material

[tropic otter]

yeah

Araki was having too much fun then he realized "oh shit, I need a main villain"

[minor ore]

yeah

and that main villain could have actually been good if he wasn't introduced in like the final 10 chapters 😭

if there was some sort of indication or buildup to his existence it would be way better

[untold sleet]

there was such an obvious and easy way too, with yasuho

[minor ore]

but it seems like tooru was just his backup plan at the last minute seeing that he appeared out of nowhere

[minor ore]

hm?

[untold sleet]

to introduce him

[kind owl]

@untold sleet, Your Stand Rank is now level 28 !

[untold sleet]

toru

[minor ore]

yeah

[cold vapor]

I m pretty sure they still can do it in the anime in 2077

Like adding small things

Just to show that there is a bigger menace

[primal holly]

wait can someone explain wou calamity to me, atleast better than the manga did

[untold sleet]

anyone who pursues wou gets hit with calamity

[primal holly]

yes

i get that bit

the whole yk getting attacked if you pursue

[cold vapor]

Everytime you think about chasing him you ll get something bad happen to you from litke something getting you to fall to the groud to a plan crashing into you

[primal holly]

but he went into like detail

about like things that are meant to happen

[untold sleet]

flow?

[cold vapor]

But yeah its not that detailed we dont even know if tooru really controlls it

[untold sleet]

can you send the page or something

[minor ore]

i doubt it considering he warns yasuho about it

instead of stopping it from effecting her

and because it literally continued for a short while after tooru died

[primal holly]

i could, ill have to go find them again though

[cold vapor]

Yeah but maybe he just doesnt know how to use it

[cold vapor]

True inforgot

About that

[minor ore]

he's 89 i think he would know

[primal holly]

that would make sense because tooru seemed a bit

[minor ore]

lol

well, at least 89

who knows how old he really is

[untold sleet]

isn't that just akefu...

[cold vapor]

I mean dude grew up with bees

[rugged palm]

why can wou appear at different places at once

[untold sleet]

hacks

[primal holly]

yeah that yoo

too*

[rugged palm]

inside bees

[untold sleet]

d4c in jojolion real

[primal holly]

like it also seems like he has more than one

cause theyre in like two places at once

[cold vapor]

Why does araki love to put children in very … unique situations

[minor ore]

tooru literally appears in 1941 in the radio gaga incident flashback

[primal holly]

^

[cold vapor]

Wou is just op

[primal holly]

it seems it

[cold vapor]

He did ?

[primal holly]

i like it though

its an interesting stand

[cold vapor]

I don’t remember

[cold vapor]

Shit

[minor ore]

in this panel where lucy steel spots him

[untold sleet]

oh yeah
you said 89 so i thought you were talking about akefu

[cold vapor]

Oh and then she dies

[minor ore]

doing some crap with the rokakakas on the higashikata orchard

[cold vapor]

I mean 3 years later

Yeah i remember now

[minor ore]

no but she coughs up blood after seeing him

[primal holly]

honestly i never thought id see lucy again

[kind owl]

@primal holly, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[cold vapor]

It was so good i want to re read all of it lmao

[primal holly]

and then joseph shows up which is interesting

[cold vapor]

And Jonathan that arc crushed me

Lmao

[minor ore]

bro the radio gaga incident chapters made my jaw drop

[primal holly]

the whole uni stuff still confuses me sometimes

oh

wiat

[rugged palm]

wou beats made in heaven ez

[minor ore]

idk why it was such a plot twist seeing tooru in the flashback

like its another cliffhanger of information

[primal holly]

was it joseph or jonathan?

wait

im so confused

[minor ore]

wdym?

[primal holly]

im confusing myslef

i was talking about the joseph at the end with older lucy

[cold vapor]

It crushed me as much as sbr ending when araki basically said haha remember that chold that made gyro do all that and died … well he died from a cough or something

[primal holly]

the one that helps her

[minor ore]

yeah that's johnnys grandson

[primal holly]

yeah

which johnny is technically jonathan

[cold vapor]

No was talking about the hole saving his child

[primal holly]

so its joseph

[cold vapor]

Jonathan from snr

[rugged palm]

lucy not telling joseph she knew johnny made me sad

[minor ore]

yes

[cold vapor]

Yeah jhjonny

[minor ore]

he even has a stand which resembles hermit purple

[primal holly]

ohh yeah that made me sad tbh

[minor ore]

somewhat

[cold vapor]

Lmao why am i calling him jonhatan

[minor ore]

and he literally has the joseph clackers soo

[primal holly]

i would assume

[primal holly]

the 1980 dio clackers

[cold vapor]

I sas crushed … well like him

[minor ore]

oh how i missed joseph

i really hope he has some role in part 9

actually no what am i talking about he'd be dead by 2022 lmao

[untold sleet]

wait

joseph has balls on his head

[primal holly]

i wasnt too sad tbh

[untold sleet]

3

[primal holly]

it looks like a headband

[minor ore]

and

[primal holly]

LMFAO

[minor ore]

thats just jojo hairstyles lol

[untold sleet]

giorno moment

[primal holly]

literally

[untold sleet]

and also josuke moment

joseph stole 3 of josuke's balls

this is so sad...

[primal holly]

HELLO

[minor ore]

jojolion haircuts are either really cool or really weird

from what ive seen

[untold sleet]

i thought norisuke's hair was his hat for the longest time

[cold vapor]

I love norisuke hair

[minor ore]

yeah

[primal holly]

me too

[minor ore]

jobins hair is cool too

[primal holly]

i love him with his dad glasses

[minor ore]

looks like jacksepticeye

lol

[cold vapor]

Jobin in his entirety

Is cool

[minor ore]

i agree

[untold sleet]

except his death

[primal holly]

dad glasses

[minor ore]

i love this panel lmao

[primal holly]

jobins? yeah honestly i really liked jobin but i wasnt too surprised

me too

[cold vapor]

Will we see a jotaro like protag bc at first i litteraly though it was the maid

Then

Well she died

[minor ore]

yoshikage kira is jotaro

[rugged palm]

did rai die

i forgor

[untold sleet]

yes

[primal holly]

yeah:(

[rugged palm]

Sadge

another jobro lost

[cold vapor]

Yeah but i meant

[untold sleet]

he couldn't handle his own bakery

[primal holly]

literally

dawg had so much cake

[minor ore]

technically jotaro is half the protagonist of part 8

[primal holly]

ive never seen a jobro with that much ass

[minor ore]

lol

[rugged palm]

how

[primal holly]

wait

how did i not know

[minor ore]

because kira and josefumi are fused

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[minor ore]

and yoshikage kira is meant to be jotaros counterpart

[rugged palm]

kira is josuke parallel and josufumi too

[primal holly]

hhuh????

[rugged palm]

really?

yea ig you could say that

son of holly and shit

[minor ore]

well i mean he is literally holly's son

[primal holly]

oh wait cause holly

[minor ore]

and he has the same attitude as jotaro

[primal holly]

yeah i get it now

[minor ore]

delinquent teen

lol

[rugged palm]

but he has killer queen stand

[primal holly]

well

[minor ore]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rugged palm]

parallels are useless to think about

ig

[primal holly]

thats like saying josefumi isnt josuke since he had soft and wet

[minor ore]

parallels exist but they aren't always certain

and there isnt one for everyone

[primal holly]

yeah

[kind owl]

@primal holly, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[primal holly]

shut up

[minor ore]

ive heard some people say that norisuke is supposed to be the counterpart to part 4 josuke

which actually makes sense

[untold sleet]

or multiple in the case of kira ig

[minor ore]

like a lot of sense

[primal holly]

oh my god i cant

[minor ore]

yes

[primal holly]

whattt

[minor ore]

think about it

[primal holly]

no

i dont want to

[minor ore]

who's norisukes mom

[primal holly]

😭

um

i actually dont know

[untold sleet]

tomoko

i think

[minor ore]

exactly

[primal holly]

oh my god

nooo

[rugged palm]

thats the only similarity tho

[kind owl]

@rugged palm, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[primal holly]

i dont wanna go down a rabbit hole 😭

[minor ore]

it does fit where josuke 4 would be though

so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

and norisuke was literally called josuke as a kid

that's a similarity

[rugged palm]

he's a dog confirmed

[primal holly]

i wonder if norisuke also gets mad if ppl bash his hair

hair balls

his hair has more balls than gappy

[minor ore]

not like he can do much

his stand is literally just puzzle pieces 💀

[primal holly]

i kinda forgot what his stand does

yeah

[minor ore]

its basically moody blues but works with scents

it recreates things based on the smell they leave behind

[primal holly]

yes moody blues

[minor ore]

and can trace them that way

[primal holly]

great way to explain

[minor ore]

indeed

[primal holly]

i love moody blues

got a fattie tbh

[minor ore]

i love king nothing

amazing music reference and cool ass stand

[primal holly]

i get them all mixed up since they all include “king”

[primal holly]

it looks cool too

[rugged palm]

i hate that stand

actually noo

[minor ore]

why

[rugged palm]

that stads fine

i hate hato's stand

whatever she's called

[primal holly]

also i really like how norisuke turns into less of a mean character cause in the beginning he was gonna do something bad to gappy

[minor ore]

walking heart? i forgot lol

[primal holly]

norisuke best dad tbh

i forgot what hatos stand does

its the heels right

[minor ore]

yep

[rugged palm]

yes

it appeared once

[minor ore]

its basically the most boring higashikata stand

[primal holly]

yeah

but i mean

[rugged palm]

yeah

[primal holly]

it killed the guy

[minor ore]

because it was very scenario specific

[rugged palm]

vitamin c

everyones fav character

[cold vapor]

Didnt’ get it utility

[minor ore]

this mf is the weirdest character in jojolion

[cold vapor]

Lmao ciocolata vibes

[minor ore]

why is he even dressed like that

[rugged palm]

hate him

[minor ore]

i just realized that those two are very similar actually

[rugged palm]

worst jojolion character

[primal holly]

lowkey forgot about him

hes a lil scary

[minor ore]

like he could almost be a counterpart to ciocolata

[rugged palm]

i skipped most of this fight

[primal holly]

like with the aggressive-ness

[rugged palm]

I just skimmed through it

[cold vapor]

Yeah almost the same like with doremifasol

[minor ore]

they both have stands which are based on 'bacteria' and viruses

they're both doctors

[cold vapor]

He is just ciocolata divided in two persons

[minor ore]

they're both fucked up as hell in the head and look creepy

they both have a 'pet'

[primal holly]

literally

i wouldnt doubt if they resembled the two

[minor ore]

literally just AU green day