#jojolion
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Will they need to censor some parts in part 8?
Yours don’t?
Avdol and Joseph scene
You mean that scene where they attract?
It looks weird when both guys attracted each other.
Imagine it was Caesar.
I wonder what Caesar’s reaction is going to be when seeing this?
Josavdol
P 7 >
Ah wtf
bro where did i ask
Yes
🗣
?
Happy cause colored Jojo is peak
And you express your happiness through a talking head emoji?
Riddle me this what has the Joker and two Robins but no Batman
Somewhere during the WoU fight.
Still disappointed that WoU has no stats, though.
Thibk
I want to know how good WoU is.
Broken
Idk
Alright how many chaps longer than sbr ?
Sbr is like 95 right? JJL is 110
It's going to have a lot of episodes.
Tooru has to be in ASB-R. His stand will focus mostly on counters due to calamity.
this is a jojos character
Stop spamming
im not though
You are tho
how
You’ve already put this shit in 3 chats
HOW DID I ASK 

I'm with chariot this is unfunny
Yeah they just spammed this shit
Wait
@royal steppe, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !
What
How is the not even 10 crossdressing basement dweeb
The eldest son
🤨
Nut king not very kingly or something??
The origami one
Eldest son of Jobin
How are you this lost
How are you this lost of you’re reading the story
Literally the only name I know in part 8 is josuke ong
Tsurugi is the cross dressing kid, the eldest son of Jobin
Jobin is Norisuke’s eldest son
So he is grandad
Okay I know what fight you’re at
I haven't met king nothing tho
Have you seen I am a rock yet
All your answers will literally be solved in the next two chapters basically
Dam 😐
take notes
Then you were going to have a really big problem with part eight
Just names
So I realized that not only am I getting the boat from part seven confused with the stand from part eight but I was also getting the arc’s name mixed up as well
Still don't know what to call mc
Josuke
Cause if I search josuke theme his doesn't come up
Josuke because that's his name
🤨
.........
JoJolion has no anime...
Jk
Fan themes baller af???
Have you not heard any
Listen to josuke fan theme rn
No
Not even gyro theme???
Never liked him
I only know of one josuke theme and it slaps
I didn't know just typing "Josuke 8" or "JoJolion Josuke" was so hard
So sick
Oh hell naw you don’t like gyros theme?
Never liked Gyro
Oh fuuuck naw
:0
You just became my least favorite member of the server
Only thing I dont like about him is his teeth
I prefer magenta magenta over Gyro
I respect and hate this
Can I ask why you respect it?
Gyro is mid as hell
Magenta's cool, never hated never loved
Fuck you
Fuck you too
Y'all overhyped d4c to all hell
Fym y’all
We never said it was complex
Just jojo tubers not using their brain
Fair
It’s like people trying to explain King Crimson
Exactly but for some reason people think it’s so hard
Fr
Literally it makes it so he’s exempt from fate
Exactly
Crimson took me like 3 separate searches cause I couldn't believe it was that sad
It’s as simple as that
He uhh guh erases time but everything still happens and-
Bro
Without futures sight that shit is mid af
Luckily he always has epitaph
You’re speaking pure cap rn
Aye
Time skip would still be useful to him without epitaph
Granted not as powerful
But still very useful
Epitaph just let him see the future it’s nothing more than just a glorified Totho
It’s a better Thoth
Only thing I don't get is that his fated actions still happen but he can dodge damage
That's weird
He becomes exempt from fate
Literally nothing can harm him
But at the same time he can do nothing
Fate needs to excempt him
He never got to reach the truth
Wrong part
What
What
What
What
We are talking about Diavolo here
What
Who are you talking about
Pucci 😭
No Jjef said wrong part and idk what he meant
Aw hell naw mf doesn't even know what he's talking about

Who said it?
You
Ok….
According to auto correct you are
You stupid
Fr fr
Well these chats aren’t that active
Look at the time.
People are probably sleeping and shit
5:37 for me rn
For the US it’s getting late so people goin to bed
Yep
Is 10:40 mountain time.
It’s 12:40 Eastern standard time
I’m rounding up
Keep Seattle
That place seems cool
Jobin’s son
Omfg
The crossdresser?
Yes
muda
That’s just how he stands
Are you referring to Josuke
Yes
The dude woke up butt naked in rocks
Yes
With amnesia
They make specialised products called weighted blankets for customers of your needs
I prefer the mattress
Maybe two weighted blankets
But some blankets weight like 65 uhh
Pounds?
Kilos?
Don't recall
Fuckin what
Pounds
Americans say pounds
65 kilos 
JoJo fans have extra special needs
That’s like, what, 140 pounds or something
You couldn't even curl a blanket
Rolling Stones is already a stand
Just wait it gets even more complicated
It literally cant
@royal steppe, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !
Since I have 0 comprehension of the current situation
Currently you have gappy and grandpa fighting against I am a rock
You are an absolute idiot
The ability of I am a rock is to attract any object to a fixed position
But it’s only one object
I can tell
So he can attract all types of the same rock or all types of the same nut
And holy shit that stand is horrific
Just wait till you see blue Hawaii
What does Doctor Who have to do with this

What are you doing
What the hell are they going on about

I don’t see the problem with that guys stand
That’s the thing you have to know about part eight the stand designs are absolutely insane
I mean not as crazy as part seven but still pretty crazy
Nut king call cool
You’re not even at that part yet
Nut King call
@timber crow, Your Stand Rank is now level 17 !
Nut king call doesn’t come in until after I am rock
It has come in
In shakedown alley
Road
For like 2 pages but still
It did shit
The stands of Higashikata family are pretty weird
King nothing, nut king call, speed king, Papermoon king, California king bed, walking heart
Oh let’s not forget space trucking
Higashikata family is full of weird stands
I was googling jojolion stands in order and it came up like third
Yep
Read ability
Cause I trusted the wiki
Silly me
So, I just finished Part 8, I loved it, and have quite a few thoughts
Trust the right wiki btw
Fandom Wiki is untrustworthy
First off, Paisley Park has quickly risen to the top of my most wanted stands list, it seems super useful
Second, a while back I asked a question about who was the group that recovered the Holy Corpse after Johnny’s death as the US government shouldn’t have known about the corpse, and someone replied to me that it would be answered later in the story. It never really was, but I’m assuming it was the SBR Speedwagon Foundation, and Lucy Steel?
Third, does the “Go Beyond” that makes up Soft and Wet Go Beyond reference anything? Like song related?
Not that we know of
My final thoughts are both similar as they are things that I am unsure were ever explained. The bite marks on people who gained a stand by the Wall Eyes. Was that ever explained? And also, as far as I am aware, Josuke is a wanted man, correct? How’d he get out of police custody?
You'd be correct
Yeah there's a few unexplained things still
Cool, that was my biggest question during the whole series, lol
The Rock Disease, bite marks, mystery man from the first few chapters
Mystery Man?
The man Josuke sees in a flashback/vision in one of the first chapters
Totally unexplained
Huge doubt
Idk
Early version of one of the Rock Humans maybe
That would be my guess as well
Also, was Josuke just able to pull the rocks off his face? Did I miss something there?
Water made them fall off
Lots of people miss that the first time for some reason
He went into a bath/shower/tub or something
Ah, ok. Wasn’t a huge deal, I just missed it.
Thanks for answering all of my questions, I’m sure I’ll have more, but I feel satisfied for now!
No problem, and if you have any more you can feel free to ping or DM me lol
toe
HmMmmM Toe
Helo
Where?
:ll
I love how this is a dead chat
ew reading
ew jojo
ew people
My friend said he doesn't wanna read jojolion cause he heard a it's full of filler, but I'm not really getting that
Is it later on or am I just used to random useless fights in Jojo
jojolion doesn't have filler
There is not a single drop of filler in Jojolion
by the first definition of filler, ie that its content not from the manga and made to pad out the broadcast so that the manga can catch up, jojolion has no anime yet so it has no filler
by the second definition of filler, ie content in the manga that holds no substantial worth to the overall plot, like 95% of jojolion is essential to the plot
its not like stardust crusaders where they go from enemy to enemy without much character development or change
where's the after Jojolion Discussion?
I'd say Milagro Man fits that filler description more
Kinda felt like a Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan chapter, but with Joshu
milagro man? nah. Midagro man.
Just tell him there isn’t
It’s 2 chapters long and is just a bit of fun
Kinda reminds me of something
(The Sun arc in Part 3)
There's only like 1 or 2 filler arcs
And it's a continuation of SBR
milagro man isn't a filler
its just a continuation of the bible
(cuz there is joshu)
speaking of milagro man
there were only 2 parts to it
is it ever continued
i’m still reading jojolion so please either respond with a yes or no
or was it actually a dream
2 parts of what?
i remember the curse and then joshu just wakes up and finds a bunch of money behind a door
the milagro man arc
oh oh
only 2 chapters
ths money stand
nah it was actually pretty fun i was disappointed when there weren’t more chapters, jojolion lacks fillers
and i like that arc
it was real
oh it was real
Milagro Man
maybe i read it one day
so joshu never buys anything ever again
Milagro Man’s never seen again after the arc
alr alr
Better to find out naturally
i think milagro man was just to show how curses work in the universe
and also to show that joshu had learned to use his stand
he uses it in shakedown road
When exactly did he get his stand
When he was bitten right?
And something I wonder, are all rock humans naturally stand users
I dont think its explained
I think it said in the manga maybe that rock humans are natural stand users but I don't remember
i think it was when he was bitten because he reacts like hes never seen it before
So that begs the question how the Higashikatas got stands
they live pretty close to the wall eyes so the implication is that they gain them there
Because in sbr stands could only be obtained by the devil's palm correct?
right,so the wall eyes is used as this parts devils palm its explained more in later chapters
And maybe some were born with stands cause if norisuke had one and he had his children they'd be born with it
Might be born with it*
So the wall eyes has the ability to give stands?
People don't gain stands that way in the Part 7-8 universe
Ah
yes
yeah this shown with ojiro and daiya
The wall eyes is a variation of the devils palm
Oh okay
Wait are u finished with Jojolion Bingus?
Ye
But are rock humans created with stands already?
Id get it with uhh the architect
Cause he worked on the house and was around the wall eyes
the wall eyes is near the Higashikata house right?
Yes, rock humans have a natural affinity with stands, they are also drawn to "places of power" like the wall eyes
I don't rember
The Higashikata house is right above the area yes
Thanks Bingus :DD
:D
🙏
Apparently Pocoloco's stand is natural, but otherwise yeah
in the manga it said majority are stand users
like the large majority
Ah
thats when he got it but he hadnt mastered it yet
Whst chapter is the live Yasuho Reaction from
probably the first chapters
ok might seem crazy I was following some guy with a cane and some kind of mask and a hat then I got hot by a car
totally didn't get hot by a calamity
or whatever it's called
Okay
I'd say 95% is a pretty large majority
Nah that’s pretty small tbh
that's small wtf?
can you like
count???
this needs to be a sticker
I suggested it
95% that means that with 100 billion rock humans there are 5 billions of rock humans with no stand
Does 5 billions of standless rock humans sound like a small number to you 🤨
I failed math
part 8
It's a piece of fruit
good now get all the yakuza games
they are important for the jojo lore
One of us, one of us
but human gore is an absolute blast you know
Tooru is best villain
you're actually delusional
damn this dude actually used a discord made sticker
Nobody ever does that
haters fr
disagree
(Which is good, they look like shit)
quite small actually
Bb-but he is do funny dancing!! He is in background!
we didnt see him until chapter 80 something and we didnt know he was the main antagonist until like 100
You’re wrong
he’s a predator 
obvious bait
~~ top ten most relatable jojo characters ~~
Also how is he a predator
Unless you a plant
he was dating yasuho when he was rlly old
yes that
Na they Japanese so it’s cool
bruh
17 is a minor bc in the chapter with lucy the boy said he was 17 and she said hes a minor
Clearly Valentine and Tooru were just grooming minors for the vine you simpletons don’t understand
so yasuho was a minor
Facts bruh
TikTok challenge
the jojo’s bizarre adventure discord server
its all just a prank
a tad bit of trolling
Pucci’s actions were mere trolling too

What are they gonna do? Pursue legal charges😏
Pursue
calls police gets hit by car
Calamity fruit man rock Elvis groom doctor
#relatable
I love a jolion
tooru fans when they “pursue” minors
Bozolion
fumi pfp
fumi because i’m his friend
yeah
@alpine arch, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !
BOTH
i forgot he’s in 3
How
i was talking about 2 and 8
Ik im just playin
Yeah I find Joseph part 8 very handsome
Bit of a strange hairstyle but I like him
part 8 joseph is the real jojolion mc
Im sorry 😭
I never expected araki to show josukes underwear though but honestly araki also drew him bare ass naked so
Gappy looks like a mime
A mime 🤨
And acts like a clown
He is dressed as a sailor
And has amnesia
Indeed
He also has four balls
eh
Soft and wet
And 4
From what I understand, Mitsuba's very self-conscious about her appearance, right?
I wanna know more about Jobin's relationship with her.
Because in my Kirby AU, I was thinking Jobin would ta Taranza's role, and Mitsuba as Sectonia.
Yeag
In Triple Deluxe, Taranza gives Sectonia a cursed mirror to help her become more beautiful. But the mirror turned into a husk of her former self.
The first Kirby game on 3DS
It has Kirby get taken into a world in the sky thanks to a plant
The main gameplay gimmick of this game comes from a magical fruit.
The main villain wants to cover the planet in a plant
This game is goated for real
Indeed
I'm having ideas in my mind for Mitsuba as Sectonia
both bee and plant form
Jobin's gonna suffer knowing that he led his wife down this path
Oh I played triple deluxe
Both like beauty
That's the idea I got when we first see Mistuba as a main character in Jojolion
we see her body undergo multiple equivalent exchanges in the pursuit of beauty
The lust for power that Sectonia had was a result of the Dimension Mirror's corruption on her psyche
It’s more like Sectonia likes things that are beautiful and Mitsuba is self conscious but ok
Sectonia can be interpreted as self-conscious, too
I mean she was given a mirror as a gift
True
Mitsuba grows from thinking about how she looks to loving her children unconditionally no matter what though
That becomes the core of her character, motherhood
She didn't have to deal with a Dimension Mirror
Paralleling that of Kaato
but I feel like you take the fact that Mickey Mouse and Frosty the Snowman both have legs and consider them the same person
Loose links don’t make up the entire whole
Long before the events of Kirby: Triple Deluxe, Sectonia was once a kind and fair queen, ruling over her own clan of insectoid beings, who lived peacefully in Floralia along with the People of the Sky.
It's the inverse of Mitsuba's development
which is why I think it's so cool!
I wonder what would happen if this mother was corrupted by a dark artifact.
sussy wussy
holy fuck mamezuku rai plays fall guys
SUS
LMAO
Daiya best character
now i shall read stone ocean (i was waiting for the anime)
Get ready for a hell of a ride
(If you have watched the anime and don't plan on reading from the start, start on Chapter 51)
@bleak cosmos, Your Stand Rank is now level 24 !
This was brutal
This was very brutal
I don’t think this was called for
You didn’t have to kill my favorite character like that dammit
top tier moment in jojo
smh i can't believe soft and wet grew crab pincers and stabbed a poor stone sculpture in the face
you cannot persuade me that was his arm, arms do not bend in sharp 90 degree angles and extend 3 meters like a zoom punch
by the way soft and wet has a C in power
another reason stats are useless
araki forgor soft and wet's power
real
he probably wanted to balance his strength because he had plunder, but once he dropped that he went all out with his strength
Stand stats
TPAB sadly shits on it badly
DAMN aint even bad tho
Unironically true... (still a pretty good album)
not a bad album but i think a better comparison is DAMN and GKMC since theyre both pretty similar
GKMC also shits on DAMN
idk about that one
also true...
bruh/
Jojolion anime coming in like 10 years
No
When people get mad about stone ocean anime nobody deserves steel ball run or Jojolion anime
not
funny
wil never be
funny
please stop
this range of motion makes no sense for soft and wet's arm to ever possibly curve in, so the only conclusion is that we've been interpreting this scene wrong the entire time and that soft and wet has giant crab-like limb that protrudes out of the gap in his abdomen that he never shows anybody 
my conclusion is absolute and infallible
goated
Clearly not true
Could a C break a stone man's face
Could it beat 2 dudes with practically hand to hand combat
it can use shovel
The day Vitamin C’s arc is animated is the day I will die happy
Smores
Hiyo
Do you simp for damo
Yes what a chad
🤨
What chapter is haato chan brought a boyfriend
I'll find it
You mean you simp for this man here?
🤨
Smores...
Explain yo self
@fluid mango, Your Stand Rank is now level 24 !
Hot
Okay i can get behind this take

Okay but damo is hot
Hato thinks so too
Until she didn't
im on chapter 16 of jojolion
nice
fax
people who disagree are just jealous that he gets to have sex and they dont
e
Just noticed it says Coda
I never understood wtf is going on with poor toms hair
its so weird
also is that pocket stitched to his body???
Everything on his torso is a tattoo...
Even his hair might be a tattoo lol
damn 🤔 where does it say that
okay then
You think that tie is real? Lmao
WHo here loves Kradala
kradala best
I have 2 chapters left...I really want to keep going but don't want it to end
Kradala Deez nuts
jojolion really makes u go 'damn thats fucking bizzare'
also hato-sans 'boyfriend' fkn ugly 😂
Damo is a fashion icon, what are you talking about?
tamaki damo is one of the hottest men alive right after joshu ofc what u on about
literally the man drippin 😳
Actually out of all of Dio‘s children
I only child of the four I respect is Donatello
Donatello is a Chad
true
Ringo is better
JOJOLION BEST PART
Perhaps
No
You're just stupid
People can have opinions
Part 5 sucks
I mean how couldn't this be the best
https://c.tenor.com/Fthy8j3W9XkAAAAM/cat-lion.gif
Not even a part 5 fan 😭
No
Yes
Fuck you!!!
Fuck you too
The good ending
No
i agree
Dojyaaaaa~~~~n
different ppl different taste different opinion
opinions don’t exist !!!!
there’s only right and wrong !!!!
golden ratio !!!
level 1 jojocord members's opinions do not exist
that's how opinions work in this server
good thing i’m not level 1
i despise you
cope
get to level 5 and I will validate you
oh
valid
yes
very
i used GER get fucked
we may be different guys, but we have a common enemy, part skippers
let us unite and kill em
yeah i was going to write more but my dad came in so i had to shorten it out with 'kill'
i quite enjoy it, but its not the best
BASED AS F*CK
I see.
The Wonder of you.
Ho Ho Ho Hooooooo
When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and consolation
You give me strength to carry on
And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you
And when you smile the world is brighter
You touch my hand and I'm a king
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune
Your love for me is everything
Such a good song
banger banger banger
10/10 song really
Mid
I'm gonna burn down your house
im reading jojolion rn
weird how josuke has 4 balls
i dont get it
also why is kira burried in the same place yasuho found josuke
without balls??
HMMMMMMM
SUS
I'm pretty sure you found out why in the same chapter
oh my gosh
its wonder of sus
sussy of you
calussy
josusse
joshussy
!w holy joestar kira
Yo wassup
Greetings.
I'm gonna stab you
@snow heron, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !
Little aggressive
I hate you!
Ly2
wasn't quanxilion the one with the 4 chicks around her
sorry for saying no I meant yes
naur wtf happened here
i just woke up and saw
jojos bizzare adventure turn into whatevrr this is😭
You are weak
i am clueless
imagine not knowing about real kino
Imagine not knowing about peak fiction
wtf are both of those

💀
naur go easy bro i just started😭
i read like 2 panels of csm and thats because someone sent the parts where they talk about boobs
i wanted to
im finishinf jojolion and then reading csm
i decided that after i finished part 7
i wnated to read it like 2 yrs ago because of my sister
but i never did
read fire punch after
chainsaw man doesn’t have a part 7
I enjoyed chainsaw man less because I knew the lore
Aka I read fire punch
Tatsuki needs to be put into horny jail
kobeni car run!
man joshu was giant prick when he forced the milagro man back to the same dude who had it for 2 years
that man only had 1 day of peace where he could finally eat and buy stuff
and then sigma male joshu came along and fucked him up back again
could've at least passed it on to someone who didn't have experience with the milagro man yet
that dude gave joshu genuine advice on hope to cope with the milagro man and keep living with the curse
but joshu was like yea nah i give u back
Coping is also not part of the program
the dude probably could've just bought another house and stored all the milagro money there, but his experiences of starvation and having everything turn worthless is kinda sad
he managed to buy a single poster for the first time in years and he was so happy
he seems like a really chill, nice dude that steals from homeless people
no i don't think he is
he cri
i almost had a heart attack bc i thought i got banned
lol
actually tho
happens
it was scary as crap
@vapid pelican, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !
yeah fair enough
@tight tide, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !


