jojolion

[placid swift]

i believe him

[minor ore]

its like high 60s over there rn (f)

[tranquil flax]

45 Celsius is 114 Fahrenheit…

[placid swift]

damn, we only get like 35 on average here

[tranquil flax]

Where I live gets 30 at best and 25 at average in the summer…

This year was warmer but we only reached 35ish

Celsius I mean

[minor ore]

sry google lied to me for a sec :skull:

[placid swift]

nice

25 is quite cold for me

[minor ore]

cold?

thats like medium temperature

[tranquil flax]

Cold here is -40 Celsius, and even then some people wear like a thin jacket
come to Canada guys

[minor ore]

ive never even been in -0 f before

sweater for me is 50f, jacket around 40f

[placid swift]

i don't think its ever been below 25 here

[tranquil flax]

One of my friend’s dads used to come pick them up in shorts
In the middle of winter
When it was -20 Celsius…

[tranquil flax]

Man y’all live in warm places do you have marshmallows

[odd nebula]

the lowest temperature i have experienced is like 8 C

[placid swift]

no

[odd nebula]

and highest was 40C

[tranquil flax]

WTF

I would cook eggs on the sidewalk then

[placid swift]

the only places that are cold here are in the mountains, coldest temp ever recorded was 8 C

[odd nebula]

the average temp here is like 33

[tranquil flax]

WTF WARM AF

[placid swift]

its 31 right now

[tranquil flax]

WHAT

UNFAIR

0 Celsius rn in Canada
There’s snow and ice on the ground

[brave geyser]

lucky

[tranquil flax]

ITS COLD THO

[brave geyser]

yeah

thats nice

[placid swift]

yea thats nice

cold > hot

snow doesn't exist here, have never seen it before

[tranquil flax]

WHAT

WHERE DO YOU LIVE.

[ornate fiber]

I've never seen snow either...

[tranquil flax]

YOU HAVENT????

Whaaaaaat

[ornate fiber]

No-

[velvet surge]

here in canada, it's really cold but at the same time we don't have much snow

[ornate fiber]

BRUH I LIVED IN THE EQUATOR.

[ornate fiber]

I thought it was always knee-deep snow there

[placid swift]

snow is fake

[tranquil flax]

Depends on where you are in Canada

[placid swift]

its all made up by canada

[velvet surge]

depends on the temperature tbh
the hotter it is, the more snow there is

[tranquil flax]

FAIR ENOUGH.

[ornate fiber]

Americans and a "white christmas" smh?? what exactly is white??

[tranquil flax]

Not necessarily it’s more of how close you are to the ocean

Closer to the ocean = slushy snow, which feels colder despite the temperature being around -10

[placid swift]

i think its like the color of the piercing sun as it burns people alive here

[velvet surge]

mm yeah that's a factor too

[tranquil flax]

Further inland = dry snow, and it feels warmer despite being -25 and stuff

[odd nebula]

i havent seen snow either

[tranquil flax]

I should send you all a video of me stepping in snow one day

[ornate fiber]

Please. PLEASE.

CAN YOU PUT MAPLE ON SNOW

LIKE IN THOSE VIDEOS PLEASE.

[odd nebula]

can you eat snow

[tranquil flax]

I DONT HAVE MAPLE SYRUP

Yes you can eat snow

[ornate fiber]

wtf

[odd nebula]

yay

[ornate fiber]

WHY DO YOU STEP IT

[kind owl]

@odd nebula, Your Stand Rank is now level 19 !

[tranquil flax]

You could make maple taffy though

[placid swift]

YOUR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP HAS BEEN REVOKED

[ornate fiber]

What does snow taste like

Arson tell me

[tranquil flax]

It’s cold
Like ice
But it melts faster than ice

So it’s like having little crunchy cereal flakes in your mouth

But colder

And tasteless

[velvet surge]

that's actually tasty, it's made more up north
maple syrup covered in snow

[ornate fiber]

YEAH I HEARD ABOUT IT

It made me happy

[ornate fiber]

:{

[tranquil flax]

You can make maple taffy yourself :)

[velvet surge]

round ice, and kinda soft if you make it dense
cold watery powder if you don't

[tranquil flax]

Take like a bowl and dump water in it
Then freeze the water to make a solid block of ice

Then you boil the maple syrup and pour it on the ice

There’s more detailed tutorials online but replace the snow for the ice lol

[ornate fiber]

Niiice

Must be so cold there you can freeze fish too

[velvet surge]

fish might be able to freeze if it's in the middle of a cold winter
i don't really do that since i'm allergic to fish

[ornate fiber]

Ooooh i see, also sorry about that :{

[velvet surge]

i don't really mind, goat meat is great too, albeit hard to cook

[ornate fiber]

I love goat meat, and yeah it's hard to digest...

[brave geyser]

i've never had goat meat before but i'd like to try it some time

[tranquil flax]

… outside you mean?

[ornate fiber]

yesss

[ornate fiber]

Great on Kebabs

[brave geyser]

sounds amazing

[tranquil flax]

Hmmm I’ve never tried

[velvet surge]

it's also good with rice

[brave geyser]

that also sounds really good

[velvet surge]

goat meat has the flavor of beef, and the texture of chicken

[minor ore]

Goat meat really is the best

Beef is great too

im hungry now

[brave geyser]

eat me

[velvet surge]

yes, the plan worked, we made @minor ore hungry

[minor ore]

any bews

[junior coral]

Shut

[minor ore]

i will ask every day

[ornate fiber]

bews man

[slow gyro]

Hello

Hotpants u here?

[junior coral]

No roleplay

[slow gyro]

No its not

Its cuz im asking someone from another channel to come

[thick horizon]

what

[slow gyro]

Ok so basically

[thick horizon]

bro said no roleplay lmao

[slow gyro]

Well i asked people what they think of who will win between A.phex brothers or Giorno

We all said A.phex the people who i asked

Lol this a very dumb fight tbh but

[thick horizon]

aphex were the soccer guys right

[slow gyro]

Yea

[thick horizon]

giorno

if gappy beats them giorno beats them

[slow gyro]

Ur the first to say giorno

Is there a reason tho

[thick horizon]

bc its giorno

[slow gyro]

Lol

[thick horizon]

this my reason

[slow gyro]

Yes ik wherw ur coming from

But its not of whaat u seen based on giornos ability

[thick horizon]

i forget what they do

[ornate fiber]

One has toxic gas or smth

[slow gyro]

Giorno or A.phex

[ornate fiber]

The other can make something from one hand come out the other hand

[slow gyro]

Yea

Rock human if i remember correctly

[thick horizon]

oh yeah the poison in the ball i remember

[ornate fiber]

Both are rock humans but those are their stands.

[slow gyro]

Yeah yeah

[ornate fiber]

Schotkey 7 path... or smth

[brave geyser]

wait

[slow gyro]

Schott no key i think

[brave geyser]

since they're like silicon based or something

[ornate fiber]

https://open.spotify.com/track/67U73wCqfKtki44XIWfs2o?si=9de4f1a0b8c34e91

[odd nebula]

Schott key no1 and no2 i think

[brave geyser]

can gold experience transform them

[ornate fiber]

Oooh yeah

[slow gyro]

:O

[ornate fiber]

They still silicon based lifeforms.

[tame plover]

Aphex twins more like: who

[odd nebula]

It was a quick fight

[steel yoke]

S'mores!!!!!

[ornate fiber]

Hey Crimson

[slow gyro]

Anywya

[ornate fiber]

[slow gyro]

Anywaya

Next fight

[tame plover]

Oh yea hi smores

[ornate fiber]

Hi Storm ❤️

[sweet quartz]

guys is yoshikage kira josuke?

[slow gyro]

Kira(alt) vs kira

[thick horizon]

i forgot the twins existed

[ornate fiber]

Have you finished reading?

[minor ore]

read

[tame plover]

Dr. Kira obliterates

[sweet quartz]

no

[ornate fiber]

Alt Kira literally wins

[sweet quartz]

my friend told me

[tame plover]

Destroys

Turns to dust

[ornate fiber]

Then please, continue to read.

[tame plover]

Claps

[minor ore]

read

[sweet quartz]

ok

[slow gyro]

Joshu vs Koichi xD

[brave geyser]

don't disrespect Kira of The Sea with such questions

[tame plover]

Kira doesn’t have a chance against Dr. Kira

[brave geyser]

joshu ez

[tame plover]

KQ8 is better in every aspect to KQ4

[slow gyro]

NUT KING CALL

[brave geyser]

^

[minor ore]

^

[thick horizon]

nut king call underrated

[slow gyro]

Kira in pt 8 has a cool. Appearance even tho its simple

[steel yoke]

I don't know why but i wanna change my pfp to a Jojo themed one or somethin else i have in mind

[slow gyro]

Pesci vs Yasuho

[thick horizon]

maybe king crimson cuz the name

[slow gyro]

Lol why did i bring up pesci

[ornate fiber]

[thick horizon]

pesci

paisley park weak as hell

[sweet quartz]

wait is josefumi the guy that saved josuke?

[ornate fiber]

Just read

[tame plover]

Pesci, yasuho doesn’t have a fighting stand

[minor ore]

read the fucking book dude

[tame plover]

Do you mean josuke4?????

[slow gyro]

If ur gonna ask questions you dont know,you should leave

[minor ore]

Josefumi saved Kira

[sweet quartz]

uh ok i dont read im waiting for stone ocean and then ill read

its ok

[ornate fiber]

[sweet quartz]

u can spoil

[ornate fiber]

But then you won't enjoy it the same...

[minor ore]

then dont spoil your self
man

[brave geyser]

yasuho cause if pesci tries to attack yasuho joshu will destroy him for threatening his little strawberry

[sweet quartz]

ok then

i was just asking

[minor ore]

dont

[sweet quartz]

ok

anyways

cya

[slow gyro]

Cya

[brave geyser]

cya

[minor ore]

Adios

[tame plover]

Tschuss

[minor ore]

bye

[slow gyro]

The wonder of u vs King Crimson

[ornate fiber]

WOU

Come on

[minor ore]

wou

[brave geyser]

no

king crimson

[tame plover]

Well Tooru would be dead but then WoU would kill diavolo

[ornate fiber]

Fair assumption

[slow gyro]

NOTORIOUS Big vs anyone :O

[ornate fiber]

But I feel like Diavolo dies from Calamity.

[minor ore]

how could kc do anything about the calamities

[brave geyser]

what wou considers pursuit is extremely flexible

[tame plover]

Time erase, go punch tooru

[minor ore]

shit still happens

[slow gyro]

The fool vs nut king call :O why am i just saying random fights lol

[brave geyser]

nut king call

[tame plover]

Not sure

[minor ore]

Isn’t it more like:
-look into the future
-see calamity attack you
-erase that moment so you don’t get hit

nkc easy wipe

[brave geyser]

time for a real matchup

[tame plover]

Hmh?

[slow gyro]

Ok

[brave geyser]

goku vs ger

[slow gyro]

NO

[ornate fiber]

KILL ME

JUST KILL ME

[tame plover]

Stalemate

[brave geyser]

IM SORRY

[minor ore]

what epitaph sees is fated to happen

no smores 😭 😭 😭 😭

[slow gyro]

Not this again

Tusk act 4 vs goku :O

[tame plover]

Goku

[minor ore]

can we ban the word goku

[slow gyro]

Ok i have to just stop saying random fights lol

[minor ore]

So he sees what’s fated to happen and he can just avoid it. Like how Narancia was shooting him but he just skipped it and the bullets hit the goth dude instead

[slow gyro]

Yes pls

[slow gyro]

Rissoto Nero😎

[minor ore]

timeskip doesnt change fate tho does it?

[junior coral]

We talking about King Crimson?

Because if yes then no it does not

[tame plover]

It just changes diavolo’s fate

Which may affect others

[junior coral]

Pretty much yeah

[slow gyro]

Grateful death and Mr president will make good duo

[minor ore]

so diavolo could see a calamity and avoid it?

[tame plover]

Yes

[minor ore]

Yeah

k

[tame plover]

And since he seems to start confrontations with time erase 99% of the time then he would time erase, get ready, and donut tooru

And then an apple would come flying at him and blow up his head

[minor ore]

lmao

But in that moment he donuts tooru he’s definitely getting his shit rocked yeah

Like when Kei knocked WoU into Josuke’s bubbles and immediately got her eye checked by a cane

[slow gyro]

mentioning wou vs kc was best idea😂😂

[tame plover]

Technically diavolo wins

[minor ore]

Yes because now we know the winner

[tame plover]

But after killing tooru, WoU will finish the job

[minor ore]

imagine finally killing one of the most powerfull stand users and the getting bodied by a traffic cone

It was fated to happen

Still better than infinite death

[tame plover]

I wonder, if diavolo somehow killed Tooru during the time erase (aka the fated actions), would he still be on the calamity list

Because he didn’t do anything, he just erased time

[slow gyro]

Damn this was very intresting to watch

Anyways

[tame plover]

Probably because fate shenanigans he would be on the calamity list

[slow gyro]

Ima go to sleep

Cya

[tame plover]

Imagine sleeping

Cya

[slow gyro]

wat time is it for u

[minor ore]

1:13am

[tame plover]

7:14am

[slow gyro]

Lol i say ima sleep but in reality im just gonna watch yt to sleep

well ccya fr

[tame plover]

Bye

[minor ore]

It’s 10 pm

[placid swift]

3:15 pm here

[boreal crow]

2:12 am

[brave geyser]

6:15 💪

[mortal musk]

what did soft & wet do?

I mean like

what's his ability

[boreal crow]

steals aspects of things like smell, eyesight, friction, etc.

[placid swift]

bubbles

[mortal musk]

Thanks

[wild lance]

so i finished jojolion the other day and im still tryna grasp the point of tooru

like what was his goal

[alpine trench]

money

[olive violet]

this a good vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yZrqnNsV28

[brave geyser]

nah he just wanted money lol

[alpine trench]

I find it funny how the doctors Didn't work with Damo because they were so superior but at the end of the day their plan to turn Rokakaka into medicine was just a ploy to make even 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆!

[olive violet]

he should have just sticked with his job frfr

[placid swift]

i like damo and his group way more than tooru's

[alpine trench]

Both groups had few memorable members

[brave geyser]

damo:
hot
amazing hair
cool stand
cool group
tooru:
hair? hat.
stand better than him
loser
child groomer

[alpine trench]

completly true, but Wonder of U still the better music

[placid swift]

i remember yagiyama, dainenjiyama, the a phex brothers, and damo

for tooru's group, uhhhhh

urban guerilla, poor tom, dr wu, wait is that it?

[alpine trench]

wtf remember the aphex brothers lmao

[placid swift]

i remember how hard they got bodied by josefumi

that is not something you can unsee

[alpine trench]

Poor tom and dr Wu were both more memorable tbh

I would say Urban guerilla and aphex brothers were the least memorable of both groups which is funny because they are the duos

[placid swift]

dr wu be like "I've never failed in my life" and spends the entire arc failing

[alpine trench]

my man got defeated by duct tape

[placid swift]

dainenjiyama is one of my favorites

[boreal crow]

tooru's motive was complex but mostly ambition and greed

[alpine trench]

Tooru should have stayed at home living with The head doctor salary

The only stand that gave him free high payday and he decided to waste it smh

[boreal crow]

his motive is somewhat tied to feelings of rock human superiority

but also greed

so if one motive fails the other prevails

[placid swift]

i think dainenjiyama's backstory actually gave him a reason to dislike humans, which would make more sense why he would join damo's rock ppl only group, i wish the rock humans had more personal reasons to smuggle the locacaca instead of money and power

[placid swift]

aisho also had the shittiest death of the damokan, man got isekaid

[brave geyser]

hes in a better place now

no more cheaters

[placid swift]

damokan was more warm and fun than the lame research group

tooru's group never interacted with each other like, at all

[placid swift]

how did that bus hit him so hard that his arms and legs popped off

[prisma latch]

dr wu was my favorite along with aisho and yotsuyu

[placid swift]

dr wu randomly eating made me hongry

[odd nebula]

Also wasnt he just standing next to the bus

[placid swift]

yea

morioh must have buses that accelerate faster than modern sport cars

[odd nebula]

How did he crumble so easily

[placid swift]

rock humans can survive getting their brain pierced through, a pole getting shoved through the back of the neck, get barraged by soft and wet and still recover after a few months, but an accelerating bus instantly kills aisho

[boreal crow]

god the art in JJL is just...

👌

so good

[placid swift]

the a phex brothers should be incredibly dead

how tf did they recover completely after getting demolished by josefumi

[brave geyser]

not enough trolling

[boreal crow]

ive decided to buy the full set of JJL for myself for christmas

i cant read it but boy will my jojo shelf love it

[golden wind]

💪

[golden wind]

He did in the Tom arc, he was in the Vehicle

[placid swift]

does that really count as interacting

they killed tom

[golden wind]

There were people in it though

[placid swift]

they came, they killed tom, they left

[golden wind]

So he never interacted them, he just went with it

[odd nebula]

Best group interaction-
Show up, kill a guy, leave

[golden wind]

Lmao

[ornate fiber]

Team dynamic makes the dream work

[odd nebula]

Hmmmmm

[minor ore]

never fails

[ornate fiber]

Dodged a red flag W

[golden wind]

Did jotaro die?

No josuke did

[dawn rune]

i have volumes 4,18,19 and 20 :> and for christmas ill probably buy the Everyday is a Summer Vacation Arc

[boreal crow]

Do ittttt

My Christmas bonus is meant to be squandered

[junior coral]

Are you going to use that Christmas bonus to put in a pool?

[minor ore]

buy an air fryer

[boreal crow]

No

I’m having you both killed

[minor ore]

ive already been killed once

[boreal crow]

Whatever who hasn’t

[minor ore]

true

[golden wind]

Me

[junior coral]

I’ve been killed 26 times by you counting this time

[golden wind]

What did i do

[minor ore]

exist

[golden wind]

Mean

[odd nebula]

Greeny's 26th recorded death

[minor ore]

lmao 💀

[pale moon]

are we really arguing why a bus killed a rock human instantly?

an average city bus weights anywhere between 25k lbs-40k lbs

depending on the passenger count and all that too

[minor ore]

it wasnt going that fast tho right?

[pale moon]

from what i can tell, the speed limit in city streets in japan is 25mph (which is kinda low ngl)

thats 40km/h

we're gonna have to assume that bus mightve gone a bit faster than that in order to kill a rock human instantly

[sinful bramble]

Still I think it’s reasonable that it killed Aisho

[pale moon]

but as for the arms and legs getting lobbed off, you can assume it was instant death that caused it, when a rock human dies their body crumbles instantly

so you can assume aisho got instantly killed from the impact of the bus

yeah nonetheless it seems reasonable that a bus that is that heavy would kill someone even if theyre a r ock human. like you may be less prone to injuries as proven by other attacks landed on rock humans, but its not like theyre completely superhuman to the point where they can survive getting hit by a whole bus

what you could argue tho is why a bus wouldnt attempt to stop when they see a pedestrian in the middle of the street looking directly at the bus

[minor ore]

It’s Japan

And I know you’ve seen liveleak

Those people don’t stop for anything

[heavy ledge]

Buses dont stop when they see pedestrisns here

Well, cars either

they would run over you a thousand times instead of losing their precious seconds of time by stopping

[boreal crow]

in most countries buses and trollies have the right of way and just do not stop

theyre like how trains are here in the states

[heavy ledge]

They dont even stop at redlights if no one is looking

[minor ore]

any bews

[boreal crow]

there are a ludicrous amount of videos from russia, china, hell even places like germany of buses just plowing people down and they dont stop

[heavy ledge]

No bews

[boreal crow]

to be honest im envious i wish a bus would fucking eviscerate me

[minor ore]

same man

Look at poor tooru lover man

So ugly, he can’t even get a bus to hit on him

smh my head

[heavy ledge]

L

[boreal crow]

you know what that would hurt my feelings if i still had them

[minor ore]

[boreal crow]

nah im just kidding twinks keep me alive

[minor ore]

I heard twinks and came back

Where

[boreal crow]

seeing you in here always makes me happy ur my kin

[heavy ledge]

I just have this image in my head about dr kira and i cant get it off (my mind)

In those femboy hooters shorts

[boreal crow]

it's nothin compared to tooru at femboy hooters

[heavy ledge]

Fuck tooru

[boreal crow]

watch your mouth

[minor ore]

I feel so honored

[minor ore]

I mean if you say so

[boreal crow]

don't you understand how hard it is for me knowing that my fiance of 4 years can't amount to a sociopathic rock man

[heavy ledge]

Ive been drawing dr kira for a year and a half and i cant believe i still havent done it

[minor ore]

Here’s your glimmer of hope, mr tooru lover

You can always make your fiancé a sociopathic rock man

Your fiancé is a man right?

[boreal crow]

oh my god ur so right

yeah lawl

im bout gay as hell

[minor ore]

Step 1 already complete!

So ez

[boreal crow]

as a gay man you'd think DiU would be my go-to jojo part

but it's this dumpster fire that i love so much

and gappy is like arguably one of the more hetero coded jojos

[minor ore]

Oh yeah 100%

He’s up there with Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke4, Giorno, and Jolyne

Johnny is very fruity tho

[boreal crow]

dont make me laugh you jackass im eating

[sonic hollow]

johnny is nowhere near as fruity as giorno or josuke 4

[heavy ledge]

Gay+bisexual=hetero

[boreal crow]

this josuke4 and giorno are insanely gay coded

[boreal crow]

PEMDAS 😳

[sonic hollow]

johnny is pure straight energy

[heavy ledge]

Pemdas?

[boreal crow]

johnny, jonathan and joseph are the straight jojos

also it's a math thing idk if it's only americans that use it

[heavy ledge]

Im not even gringo

[boreal crow]

it okay i have a math learning disability so i can't really explain PEMDAS

im full himbo with math

[minor ore]

Josuke4 isn’t fruity he’s just flamboyant like Prince

[heavy ledge]

I almost fail math twice in my last two years of school i feel u

[boreal crow]

Josuke4 is so wildly gay it's not even funny you can't tell me that dude didn't marry Okuyasu

what if we kissed under the pylon with a stand

[minor ore]

He didn’t because Okuyasu likes women

[heavy ledge]

Yea sorry josuke

[boreal crow]

okuyasu would go with josuke because he's a himbo and just figures oh well

[minor ore]

He beat the gay allegations years ago I have the paperwork

[boreal crow]

okuyasu found dead in miami

[heavy ledge]

I can only see them as friends, friendzoned

[minor ore]

Oh fuck

[boreal crow]

to me everyone in jojo is gay until proven guilty

[minor ore]

Giorno found dead at Disneyworld killed by rival gang

[boreal crow]

i watched a fight video at disney land with my friends earlier and like

it was so weird

[minor ore]

There’s no way people are brawling at Disney world

[boreal crow]

on god? you want the link? i'll dm you it

it was insane

full on all star battle level

[minor ore]

Alright lemme see this for myself

[minor ore]

ive seen one personaly

[steep quiver]

[glass trail]

bro no one understand jojolion so shut up

[minor ore]

fym

[tulip bolt]

stfu pls

[heavy ledge]

who is this white name

tf they left the server

[thin torrent]

idk

[hardy onyx]

What is the likelihood that Josefumi is the son of joseph joestar?

[alpine trench]

The son is impossible

Maybe great grandson

[heavy ledge]

the likelihood is within your heart, it is what you choose it to be

better known as "headcanon"

[hard meteor]

slim to none,araki more or less said he wasnt with the sandle reveal

[fallen grove]

when i was 7, i was bullied for having a big gap between my teeth. they always called me gappy or some other name. but…. little did i know…

[heavy ledge]

i used to have a tiny one too, but then i grew up and its gone

i had braces for a couple of years

[fallen grove]

i had a huge one, parents got me braces

[heavy ledge]

i wanted to get braces again because my teeth are still weirdly placed but i guess its not covered by my insurance

[fallen grove]

i wish invisi braces thing existed before i got braces because those look good

[golden wind]

You mean Black?

[tulip bolt]

👀

[golden wind]

[heavy ledge]

huh?

[golden wind]

Sry is this a dark mode reference?

[heavy ledge]

no lol

[ornate fiber]

Why do people want Josefumi to be Joseph’s son so badly

[golden wind]

Because im using light Mode

[heavy ledge]

they are just mad my otp is canon

[alpine trench]

To fix the dropped plot point of the birth mark I guess

[ornate fiber]

They can suck on that Copium

[heavy ledge]

gum tattoo's are washable yk

i remember 2 ppl tagging me when fumi kun showed up just to drop a huge ass mental gymnastics as to why he was josefumi's father

in 109

[hard meteor]

lol

[ornate fiber]

Literally snorting on that copium

[golden wind]

Lmao

[hard meteor]

reminds me of the guardrail cope

[alpine trench]

YO

tf was the point of the guardrail actually

[heavy ledge]

weird ass rock organism

that was guard-ing the now higashikata state land

[tulip bolt]

weird is a little word

[alpine trench]

hm thanks

[tawny epoch]

Jolion

[tawny epoch]

I mean Josefumi’s mom WOULD be the type to fuck an 80 year old for drug money

[crisp vigil]

fumi

[minor ore]

what

[tawny epoch]

You heard me

[minor ore]

[prisma latch]

Dr. Wu Tomoki is my favorite character

[alpine trench]

Because he only took one L his whole life?

[minor ore]

never fails

[prisma latch]

I love zdr. Wi tomo

[minor ore]

could you imagine

toorus turning into dust

dr wu comes out of no where and turns tooru back to normal and is like

wu tomoki never fails

🙈

[prisma latch]

Good ending

[steep quiver]

[crisp vigil]

wu actually used his stand to turn tooru into gravel

both are still very alive

[tawny epoch]

Dr. W

[placid swift]

should've kept it for a potential josuke cosplay

[prisma latch]

Hello everyone

[minor ore]

hi yak

[tranquil flax]

@golden wind @junior coral I have a confession to make. I’ve loved you since more than 27 years ago.
||Except your mom is better and I’m being annoying ||

I am going to be blocked
I know it

[heavy ledge]

what

[tranquil flax]

I’m living a life of crime

[proud iron]

👏👏👏

Well done grandson

[tranquil flax]

I will probably regret this when two angry guys come to beat me up

[proud iron]

It's okay I'll watch

[tranquil flax]

… bruh

[lucid idol]

does anyone know wtf the balls on norisuke higashikata’s hair are😂

[heavy ledge]

fruity ornaments

[placid swift]

his balls

[minor ore]

Yasuho has balls on her hair to

They definitely mean something

I think it means that they’re a little fruity

Or alternatively, they’re in a love affair

[tranquil flax]

They have a connection to a guy with 4 balls, I think it’s to represent their dedication to the nation of Ligma

[heavy ledge]

the boy has 3 on his forehead too

[placid swift]

araki loves balls

[lucid idol]

lmao these responses

[tranquil flax]

Araki likes big balls

[lucid idol]

imma go with this one😂

[tranquil flax]

Wha- no ligma?

[lucid idol]

ayo same

[heavy ledge]

i win

[lucid idol]

eh i’ll allow just a little bit of ligma

[tranquil flax]

Awesome

[lucid idol]

w

[minor ore]

I want more Jojolion

[heavy ledge]

i cant provide more jojolion im busy

[minor ore]

Likewise

[heavy ledge]

remember i told u i had to draw sailor johnny

like a week ago

[tranquil flax]

I wanna see sailor Johnny

[minor ore]

Yes yes how is the progress going

[heavy ledge]

the progress is going only inside my head

because ive been working almost simultaneously on 4 commissions

[minor ore]

If this isn’t the most relatable thing I have ever heard

[heavy ledge]

if only i could manage my time better

[young stirrup]

Im gonna be honest, their outfits dont really flow together as nicely as previous parts. I think thats my only thing i dont like about jjl so far. I really like the stand abilities and the lore behind this universes morioh

This chapter cover made me realize how different everyone look is

[heavy ledge]

shueisha colors are quite shitty tbh

[young stirrup]

Is there a link to better coloration?

Or do u have one

[heavy ledge]

thats the only coloration that exists, unless u want the chad araki colors

[young stirrup]

LMAO CHAD ARAKI

[heavy ledge]

chad araki

[young stirrup]

I also dont know how i feel about joshu at this point

[heavy ledge]

vs the virgin shueisha

[young stirrup]

Oh yeah

Joshu is a lot like okayasu but his hair

[heavy ledge]

look at this beauty

[young stirrup]

Yeah arakis coloring is the best

[heavy ledge]

joshu's hair is unique

[young stirrup]

Yeah...

[minor ore]

i simp for joshu

[young stirrup]

[minor ore]

me

[minor ore]

Araki traded his soul for beautiful color pallets

[heavy ledge]

its true. how did he knew yellow and pink are such a good match

[tulip bolt]

i think i am the only one who like part 8 coloured, not entirely shueisha abuse at some points

but yes araki's coloring are better

[young stirrup]

Im still not done with part 8 or even halfway thru (id say 30% thru) and i like the world so far. The story is interesting. It hasnt pulled me in yet like sbr and stone ocean did but that was always in the latter half

[tulip bolt]

good continue but gotta go see you later

[lucid idol]

i’m actually in the same boat i just finished the arc with daiya

[young stirrup]

I-

[young stirrup]

LMAO jjl is so wierd that i have no idea what the heck yall r talking about in here half the time anyways

[lucid idol]

i liked it tho something about jojos always pulls me in

[tulip bolt]

ok cool but this is only the start

[lucid idol]

yesh ik i’m already liking it tho

the only thing i can’t say i’m a huge fan of is josukes stand idk why

it’s definitely unique

[minor ore]

Daiya my beloved

[lucid idol]

daiya is the youngest daughter of the higashikatas i forget her stand name

[young stirrup]

OH YEAH

[lucid idol]

nah she’s weird lol

[minor ore]

California king bed

[lucid idol]

yeahhh that’s it

[minor ore]

Very weird

Kind of creepy

[young stirrup]

I still dont understand soft and wet

[dull osprey]

I haven't even reached this part

[lucid idol]

fr 😂

[minor ore]

Bubbles that do everything

[young stirrup]

Fr???

That seems a bit broken LOL

[minor ore]

Fr no cap on god

[young stirrup]

Damn

[lucid idol]

so when the bubbles touch something they can “take away” an aspect of it. he’s used it to take away the sound a lot so far

[minor ore]

Cause it is

[lucid idol]

and then it gives that aspect back when it pops

[minor ore]

He can also put other people and objects in bubbles

Which is cool you see that a lot I think

[lucid idol]

damn yeah that does sound op

[young stirrup]

I actually like when the stands the protags have arent game breaking. Like tusk and ball breaker were really unique and forced johnny and gyro to play on their skills rather than depend on their stand

[kind owl]

@young stirrup, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[lucid idol]

honestly yeah i already changed my mind i think i like it😂

it looks cool too

[lucid idol]

agreed but sbr just built different

[minor ore]

Josuke beats the shit out of an enemy with his bare fists so look out for that

[lucid idol]

ayy i needa keep reading

[young stirrup]

I also like the progression of arakis use of standa to being mostly strong fighting types in part 3 to now we see more tactical stands that force team cooperation and outsmarting the opponent

[young stirrup]

U know what maybe i do like part 8

LOL

[minor ore]

Yeah cooperation is vital in Jojolion

[heavy ledge]

Josuke is

[minor ore]

Paisley Park and Soft and Wet are always assisting each other

And you see some other combos too

[lucid idol]

yessss araki has grown so much as a writer

josuke is a G

[minor ore]

Lmao

You’ll love Josuke

[young stirrup]

Does josuke ever get kore expressive bc rn in the manga hes just kinda like ._.

At everything

[lucid idol]

something i’ve noticed is the more i talk about jojos the more i like it

[young stirrup]

YEAH SAME

Its such a bad brianrot

Brain*

[young stirrup]

Not brian, sorry to any brians

[lucid idol]

lol

[heavy ledge]

This is the main reason why jojolion is brilliant

[minor ore]

Yeah he was born like a day ago so he’s either gonna be really surprised by something or just 😐

[heavy ledge]

Araki gave us this

[young stirrup]

Yeah i figured as much and as time goes on he figures out who he is

[lucid idol]

and josuke bonner scene😳

[minor ore]

Mmmm Josuke Bonner

[young stirrup]

[lucid idol]

😂

[young stirrup]

Oh sorry josuke actually looks like this 90% of the time rn

[minor ore]

LMAO

[young stirrup]

? This?

[heavy ledge]

[lucid idol]

honestly so true

[heavy ledge]

[lucid idol]

[minor ore]

This is it

[young stirrup]

Also cant believe johnny joestar defeated an interdimensional villain but then gets his head crushed by a boulder and THAT is how he dies

[minor ore]

This the the default Josuke face

[young stirrup]

Bunk

[heavy ledge]

His wtf is going on face

[minor ore]

It really rocked his world

[young stirrup]

PLEASE

where did those leaves even get a boulder to smash on johnnys head

[heavy ledge]

I think he suicided

[young stirrup]

Well duh he did that to save his wife and kid

[minor ore]

Between a rock and a hard place

[young stirrup]

[heavy ledge]

Yea but the nail shot made the boulder fall off thats what i mean

[young stirrup]

OOOOOOh oh my god

That makes much kore sense

[minor ore]

Unintentional suicide?

[young stirrup]

I reread that part like 8 times to figure iut wtf happened

[minor ore]

Damn

[heavy ledge]

Like, he would have died slowly and painfully so he just ended it

[young stirrup]

Well he was going to die anyways from the rock disease so he took it so his wife and kid didnt have to

[minor ore]

José if Araki killed 4 jojos already what makes you think he’ll spare Josuke

All I’m saying is be prepared

Araki might Johnny him

[young stirrup]

Trying to think of which jojos lived all i can think of is joseph bc jotaro died in part 6

Oh giorno too

[heavy ledge]

That just very suspicious close up to the leaves make me unconfortable. Its either he k himself or its always the les feuilles theory

Well, steak hair josuke outlived his part too

[minor ore]

#manga-jojokes

[dire furnace]

Joseph , Josuke , Giorno and Josuke 8

[hard meteor]

you forgot about josuke

[prisma latch]

yasuhos dog

[minor ore]

You know

I feel bad for yasuho

She’s into josuke and if they have kids

She’s easily popping out sextuplets

[junior coral]

I don’t think that’s how that works

[minor ore]

Well it’s the jojo world

Nothing works as expected

[junior coral]

Also not how that works

[heavy ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-star-wars-the-force-angry-thats-not-how-the-force-works-gif-16636835

[minor ore]

[haughty lotus]

hi there my favourite charactr is joshu

[heavy ledge]

letsssgggOOOOO

[junior coral]

You’re weird

[heavy ledge]

🙏

[hard meteor]

👑

[placid swift]

man i genuinely want josuke's outfit

[ornate fiber]

The sailor outfit is the most comfortable looking Jojo outfit ever

Second is Johnny’s :}

[placid swift]

yea i could actually go outside wearing that

[ornate fiber]

Sailors are so stylish too

Also his cute pins and badges. Ahhh…

[minor ore]

facts

[placid swift]

why do cosplay outfits always look like they're made of paper or some shit

[proper niche]

i feel like im missing something in Jojolion because i still dont like it as much as other parts. im more entertained with the small kira/josefumi flashback than the rest of the series so far. i can provide an in-depth summary of whats happened so far, so its not that im missing something, i just dont have anything or anyone to latch onto, and yet people are saying this is the greatest part. am i missing something or is it just going to build up in a great climax

[placid swift]

joshu makes it the greatest part

[minor ore]

i had the same feeling when reading jojolion

[proper niche]

true but joshu hasnt done anything since shakedown road

[ornate fiber]

Wait have you finished it Labrys?

[proper niche]

im currently at the kira/josefumi flashback in vitamin c

does it get super good when tooru shows up

[placid swift]

joshu gets some screentime later, trust me its amazing

[minor ore]

Get ready for some Jobin kino then because he becomes the best character in the second half

[placid swift]

like right after the vitamin c arc, joshu gets his own arc

[minor ore]

That too

[proper niche]

hes already the best character from the first second you meet him

[minor ore]

That’s what I’m talking about!

But

[minor ore]

Honestly not really

[hard meteor]

youre at the peak of the story right now,also joshu gets a kino arc shortly after

[minor ore]

You get to see a new side of him and he does some brazy shit man

Tooru didnt have enough build up & Jobin lowkey a better villain

Tooru has bare minimum buildup but the head doctor makes up for that

[proper niche]

i would love a sympathetic villain since we gotten none in jojo so far (if you dont count over heaven novel being amazing)

[minor ore]

Kinda sorta if you consider rock humans to be sympathetic

[minor ore]

Yeah

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

You get another rock human origin story at the last arc which is nice

[proper niche]

dwayne the rock human

[minor ore]

It’s about drive

It’s about power

[ornate fiber]

Oh man. MAN it gets better from there.

I was hooked from the beginning but for you, you’re just scratching the surface.

[minor ore]

oh yeah keep reading

[heavy ledge]

i miss my boys

[tranquil flax]

I thought Dwayne was a cock??

[minor ore]

[charred ridge]

Dwayne the human rockson

[minor ore]

man

any bews

[heavy ledge]

no bews

[haughty lotus]

I know :( but I love so much his design and his stand || I wanted that he joined in the gappy, yasuho and rai gang||

[heavy ledge]

Why are people suddenly slandering our lord joshu

Especially since they havent finished reading the manga

[junior coral]

“Suddenly”

[heavy ledge]

Suddenly now, i know you are full of Ls about joshu

[proper niche]

It's not slander I'm saying he gets shafted too much

[heavy ledge]

He is just an uncomprehended character

(If i got the meaning of get shafted right)

[hard meteor]

He is unfortunately shafted after milagro man

[proper niche]

th meaning of shafted in this scenario is that he gets put on the sidelines a lot, same with a lot of the other higashikatas

[kind owl]

@proper niche, Your Stand Rank is now level 18 !

[heavy ledge]

he deserved to be the main jojo

[unreal charm]

I, Giorno Giovanna has a dream to get Tusk Act 4

[proper niche]

GER act 4

[heavy ledge]

this is not steel ball run

[proper niche]

tbh i would've thought it was cool if it followed kira and josefumi the whole run

[junior coral]

No roleplaying

[heavy ledge]

kirafumi ova when

[proper niche]

kirasakufumi gang

[prisma latch]

Yeah i kind of wish the higashikata kids were shown more

[tame plover]

hi

[heavy ledge]

karera isnt included in this

[tame plover]

Dr. kira, josefumi and kareka

ova

[heavy ledge]

yea but she's just an annoyance in the plot

[tame plover]

ova will fix her no worries

[heavy ledge]

no, in the ova plot

she is just there to piss dr kira off

[tame plover]

Josefumi gf that annoys Dr. Kira

hmh

hmmmh

[heavy ledge]

you are annoying me

[tame plover]

are you saying I am the kareka to your Dr. Kira 😳

[heavy ledge]

no

[tame plover]

[proper niche]

i want them more

[tame plover]

no

[proper niche]

Kirasakufumi

[minor ore]

i miss jojolion

[heavy ledge]

ill leave the chat until you two stop plotting against me

farewell

[minor ore]

even tho ive only been with it for a couple weeks

it literally ended

as soon as i caught up

lmao

[tame plover]

all I read is "waahw awha you two sexy guys wahaa wahh me"

[mellow portal]

where is jojo lion

[sonic hollow]

in the dead joke cemetary

[tulip bolt]

x)

[mellow portal]

[tulip bolt]

no kinda logic but how can it be in the joke cemetary it's not even a joke

[junior coral]

It is a joke

[sonic hollow]

a very bad one

[junior coral]

What the fuck else would it be

[tulip bolt]

shit ?

[sonic hollow]

true

[junior coral]

[golden wind]

Good joke

[tulip bolt]

🗿

[tribal dragon]

Robust and Dry: Don't go Anywhere

[boreal crow]

malleable and moist

[alpine patrol]

[quasi escarp]

I like how Schott Key 1 can work on human body parts

But elder A Phex didn’t use it on Karera

His goal was to kill her, so he should’ve just used the transfer on her fuckn face or somethin

But instead he tried being flashy and did a combo with his lil bro

Jojo villains am I right

Do you guys like the first version of Love Love Deluxe or the second?

First

Second

I prefer the second’s face

V1 looks like some weird lizzard

[heavy ledge]

2 better

[quasi escarp]

Heck yesh

[hard meteor]

second

[tulip bolt]

second is better

[random pumice]

You good bro?

Whats that status?

[tulip bolt]

what status ?

[minor ore]

2

[random pumice]

Whats this about Daiya?

[barren bough]

uno en mi opinion

[random pumice]

[tulip bolt]

my waifu don't ask

[random pumice]

Uhm

Ok ok

[minor ore]

midya can burn in hell

[tulip bolt]

wow your opinion but maybe too far

[minor ore]

cope

[bleak cosmos]

wrong again toad

[tulip bolt]

?

[random pumice]

You’re Jousuke pfp #273

But ig you’re right

[tulip bolt]

bruh

your opinion again

[random pumice]

All opinions are good

[tulip bolt]

w

[minor ore]

fuck you and cope

literaly mountain tim

[random pumice]

Mald and dilate

Tim > Jousuke

[sinful bramble]

Gappy pfps are chads

I used to be one

[minor ore]

aint no way

flame em jojo

[hard meteor]

mountain mid

[random pumice]

I like your opinion, but I also like mine

There

[minor ore]

ong

[sinful bramble]

Wekapipo is better in every single way

[random pumice]

No fighting

[barren bough]

Gappy pfps are great because it shows an understanding of superior media

[bleak cosmos]

I will bomb your house

[tulip bolt]

bruh the chat enter in a war nice

[random pumice]

No war plesse

[barren bough]

also, mountain Tim is also a wrong un

[minor ore]

i like my opinion too
fuck yours

[hard meteor]

yea no question

[random pumice]

All opinions are good

[tulip bolt]

oyecomova

[minor ore]

hellll nah

thats a miss right there

[random pumice]

Maybe not to you

And thats ok

Just please dont start being rude

[barren bough]

no rudeness in #jojolion

[random pumice]

Agreed

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-gene-wilder-you-must-be-new-here-gif-3545114

[random pumice]

Also

[minor ore]

cope

[barren bough]

ok rewritten rule: only rudeness in #jojolion

[random pumice]

Your rules suck ass

There, rudeness shall reign

[minor ore]

w

[tulip bolt]

bruh

war finish good

[random pumice]

W

[kind owl]

@random pumice, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[tulip bolt]

it's about my bio ?

[random pumice]

Yes

Good

[tulip bolt]

more good now but gotta go sleep i have school tomorrow

[random pumice]

Gn

[tulip bolt]

hope to see you tomorrow

[minor ore]

well im here to say your opinion is invalid

cope

[tulip bolt]

with your eyes yes but not for everyone

[minor ore]

should be

[tulip bolt]

nope

go in china or north corea for that

anyway gotta go see ya

[prisma latch]

I love Jojolion

[olive bobcat]

W opinion

[random pumice]

W opinion

[potent basin]

W opinion

[random pumice]

Jojolion golden

[potent basin]

Hat Josuke is one of the best Jojo's personality,character-development, and design wise.

[random pumice]

Buff Jousuke

[potent basin]

now time to become gappy in roblox

[prisma latch]

I hate Jojolion

[random pumice]

Impossible

[potent basin]

L opinion.

[prisma latch]

I am neutral with Jojolion

[olive bobcat]

opinion

[potent basin]

opinion

[prisma latch]

Joj

olion

[potent basin]

Joj the olion

[minor ore]

stfu yak

[minor ore]

yo table wsg

[prisma latch]

I've done nothing wrong

that was a mere social experiment

[minor ore]

ok

[potent basin]

ripple

how do i draw your PFP

[minor ore]

wdym

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

what

[sudden nymph]

You draw it

Easy

Next question

[minor ore]

mf asked how to draw my pfp its literaly there

[hard meteor]

smh

[heavy ledge]

??

why

[potent basin]

rei and kyo we're good characters.

[junior coral]

Two characters that don’t exist

[potent basin]

do you mean their deaths

[junior coral]

There are no characters by the name of Rei and Kyo

[potent basin]

i mean kei and rai

i got them mixed up

[junior coral]

Mhm

[placid swift]

nah man kyo exists, as well as tenmei kakyoin

araki just forgor how to kanji

[slow gyro]

YAKKKKKKKKKKKK @prisma latch

Hiii

[prisma latch]

Hello San

I only know Tamami Kobayashi

[slow gyro]

Hi

[granite pewter]

!w schott key no 1

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Schott_Key_No.1
Not the correct result? Use !w page schott key no 1 for a direct link or !w search schott key no 1 for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Schott Key No.1

Schott Key No.1 (ショット・キーNo.1(ナンバーワン), Shotto Kī Nanbā Wan) is the Stand of the elder A. Phex Brother, featured in the 8th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion. Taking on the appearance of a rocky stump, it allows the elder brother to transfer anything from his left hand to his right hand.

[granite pewter]

Stupid stand

[slow gyro]

Schott key is cool

[granite pewter]

I just read the chapter

[slow gyro]

Can beat giorno 😎

Oh nice

[granite pewter]

Schott key solos your fave verse

[slow gyro]

Schott key solos morioh

[granite pewter]

Fr

[minor ore]

nah

[slow gyro]

Joshu solos a.phex😎😎

[minor ore]

w

[short nebula]

[granite pewter]

She kinda hot ngl