jojolion

[heavy ledge]

Yes

[ornate fiber]

No he’s better than Pesci

[junior coral]

Yes

He is alternate Pucci

There are alternate universe versions of every original universe character, see if you can spot them all!

[ornate fiber]

Alternate Greeny who

[tranquil flax]

There’s au Pesci?

[ornate fiber]

NO

[tranquil flax]

Me

[fast stump]

Re-reading jojolion for the first time and I just noticed jobin was shown early in the part

[ornate fiber]

SCREAMING

[heavy ledge]

No, thats alternate pesci

[fast stump]

[ornate fiber]

Ayo he had a pony tail

Alternate Doppio

[tranquil flax]

Ew

[junior coral]

Every character is alternate Doppio

I'm not going to elaborate on that

[minor ore]

pretty please

[ornate fiber]

This is why Greeny is always right

[tranquil flax]

Greeny expects you to believe him
Cult leader
Government propaganda

[heavy ledge]

Yasuho has pink hair and uses a phone, she is obv alternate doppio

[echo rune]

Im glad Araki changed the lines on Jobin's face

[ornate fiber]

So that’s why I love them

[tranquil flax]

He looks cool in the second pic

[echo rune]

What are they anyways (scars?)

[heavy ledge]

I miss jobin

Everyday i go to bed after a long day of painting and i immediately feel the urge to get up and paint a different thing

[junior coral]

Second pic is a fan coloring

[tranquil flax]

Someone once told me jobin looks like jungkook and now that’s what I think of

[junior coral]

Scars from when he briefly had the Rock Disease

[heavy ledge]

The first one has the same pattern george had

[junior coral]

I prefer the original one

Fuck Jobin is so hot

[novel mural]

His stand is hotter

[junior coral]

True

[heavy ledge]

Jose is so hot

[junior coral]

^

[novel mural]

I forgor jack the ripper was in JoJo

[heavy ledge]

Thanks og greeny

[ornate fiber]

This is a gigachad pose

[novel mural]

Idk

[heavy ledge]

Why

[ornate fiber]

Post it in #jojo-fanart

[novel mural]

It's not mine

[ornate fiber]

Yeah

[novel mural]

Found it randomly

[ornate fiber]

Jojo fanart.

[junior coral]

Technically Araki's art is also JoJo fan art because he is a fan of JoJo and it is art so

[ornate fiber]

Greeny

[heavy ledge]

Why is it so hard to differenciate jojo fanart from own art

[junior coral]

Jose

[heavy ledge]

Me

[junior coral]

The channels in this server are notoriously named stupidly

We have three "general" chats

[ornate fiber]

Ah yes. Channel rants.

[junior coral]

two fucking memes channels

[heavy ledge]

I know, my suggestions are highly ignored too

[junior coral]

I got BANNED from server suggestions for ranting about the channels so much

[heavy ledge]

Im not trying anymore

I have every channel silenced but jojolion

And jojo fanarts in case some enlightened person shares one of mine there but that hardly ever happens

[vocal scroll]

Mfw I’m banned for posting in general spoilers when it actually belonged in general no jojo

[heavy ledge]

Idk the server doesnt make sense but theres a lot of ppl here so who cares

[junior coral]

Being banned from general spoilers is like being refused at the gates of hell

[heavy ledge]

Its not my job to take care of it

[vocal scroll]

[junior coral]

I like to get angry at things that don't involve me at all so

[heavy ledge]

How

[minor ore]

It’s easy

[junior coral]

That's just my job, five days a week

[minor ore]

He works at retail

[vocal scroll]

Each morning when I wake up I spin a wheel to decide which anime I’ve never watched to shit on that day

[junior coral]

Based

[heavy ledge]

I only wake

Wtf

[heavy ledge]

Why is this shit suggesting things when i type

[junior coral]

I hate on things that I have watched/listened to

[heavy ledge]

I hate a bit of both

[vocal scroll]

I hate on things I watch/listen solely to ruin other’s enjoyment of it

Gatekeeping 101

[minor ore]

I don’t hate, I love

I enjoy

I relish in life’s joys

[junior coral]

Okay but in all seriousness it pisses me off when people rag on something before they even get into it. My brother does that a lot and it gets on my nerves

Dude will refuse to play a game because he watched some YouTuber play it and says it's bad

[minor ore]

Oh yeah I do that all the time

[junior coral]

I hate you

Please grow up

[minor ore]

For anime it’s guaranteed, weebs get so mad

And it’s just so fun because there’s nothing people like Greeny can do about it except be mad

[heavy ledge]

I like shitting on one piece to purposely annoy a friend of mine

[vocal scroll]

There have been multiple occasions where I’ve played a game a streamer/youtuber said was shit and thoroughly enjoyed it

[junior coral]

Like you people do it to intentionally make people mad that's not what I mean

[vocal scroll]

Just enjoy what you enjoy, have your own opinions instead of consulting a council of your favorite YouTubers

[junior coral]

I mean like people who are genuinely that stubborn

[minor ore]

Yeah every youtuber says Megaman X6 is dog shit, but when I played it

It was still dogshit

But the music was good

[heavy ledge]

[vocal scroll]

[junior coral]

X6 mid as hell

X7 is straight up garbage

[minor ore]

X7 is genuinely the worst Megaman game ever

[heavy ledge]

Ive never played megaman

[minor ore]

It’s fun

My favorite is 9

[heavy ledge]

How many of those things are there wtf

[minor ore]

Not enough if you ask me

[vocal scroll]

I’ve only played the og 3

[heavy ledge]

How do developers not run out of ideas

[minor ore]

Capcom is a creative company

[heavy ledge]

Its like final fantasy and their 20 games, ive played none anyway

[minor ore]

Oooh I would never play those games

[heavy ledge]

Im not a real gaymer

[minor ore]

They take too long

[vocal scroll]

FFXIV sucks mega balls

I haven’t played it though

[heavy ledge]

I might have played like 10 games in my life and replayed them over the years

[minor ore]

That’s the way to do it

[junior coral]

I've played every Mega Man except the Legends games

Every mainline MM that is

None of that Battle Network crap

fake news

[minor ore]

9>4>7>11>3>10>6>5>8>2>1

[junior coral]

I can't list them all

Too hard

Also people don't like Mega Man 2?

That's one of my favorites

You're not the first person I've met that ranks it that low

[placid swift]

i still haven't played 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10

where the hell do i get a wii

i heard you can't slide in 9 and 10 so that's pretty weird

[junior coral]

Get the legacy collection on the Switch

Has all 10 games

Then buy 11

[placid swift]

i don't have a switch

i've played 11

best one i've played

[minor ore]

I like the game

But the rest are better by a large margin

[junior coral]

Sure

[junior coral]

contradictory statement

how do you not have a Switch but you played Mega Man 11

[placid swift]

ps4

[junior coral]

I'm an idiot

[tranquil flax]

@junior coral @ornate fiber

SO

AS YOU CAN SEE

[junior coral]

Here we go

[tranquil flax]

I TOOK A LITTLE BIT OF TIME

ON THIS

[junior coral]

Good morning

[ornate fiber]

[tranquil flax]

AND SINCE I COULDNT FUCKING FIGURE OUT WHAT WONDER OF U LOOKED LIKE

Done

[junior coral]

(does Arsonist not have Google)

[tranquil flax]

IT SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN ME THIS LONG BUT

[junior coral]

Also NICE

[tranquil flax]

I DONT WANNA SPOIL MYSELF.

[ornate fiber]

THE FRIGGIN LIGHTING

[tranquil flax]

THIS.
IS.
WHAT GREENY IMAGINED
RIFHT

[ornate fiber]

It’s really good 😭

[minor ore]

Is there any reason why The Head Doctor is playing Friday Night Frights

[ornate fiber]

@minor ore

[tranquil flax]

Holy shit how long did I take

[junior coral]

GOOD JOB ARSON

A+

[tranquil flax]

THANK YOU
FOR APPRECIATING
My stickmen

[junior coral]

Whew

[tranquil flax]

This is free property now do whatever you like with it

[junior coral]

Takes a lot out of me to be positive

I am going to bed

[minor ore]

Unreal

[tranquil flax]

NIGHT NIGHT
DONT LET THE COMMUNISTS BITE…

[junior coral]

Ciaoo

[ornate fiber]

Au revoir mon amie 💓

[tranquil flax]

I CANT SLEEP YET

I have to
Do something

[placid swift]

greeny has gone to sleep
this server not fun anymore

must wait another 8 hours for greeny to wake up

[tranquil flax]

my time zone is similar to his

[minor ore]

Why does this feel like the only channel in the server sometimes

I need to branch out

Check out the other channels

[tranquil flax]

Lmao so you don’t sleep?

[tranquil flax]

Don’t go into genspoilers, it’s a mess there

[ornate fiber]

Titoru’s in my timezone

I see him a lot

[placid swift]

i micro-sleep when i blink

[ornate fiber]

MILO BEST DRINK

[placid swift]

yESSSSS

[olive violet]

milo is actually banging fr

[ornate fiber]

IMR

IKR

God, that shit is nostalgic

[olive violet]

but not when u make it, imo the canned shit tastes better

[minor ore]

Looks fantastic

[olive violet]

but they use water doe

[placid swift]

nestle might steal water from poor people but man they make some good milo

[olive violet]

fr

[heavy ledge]

Im gonna cuddle w greeny

Gn everyone

[tranquil flax]

Night night jose

[placid swift]

[ornate fiber]

Night Jose :}

[placid swift]

cold milo > hot milo

[ornate fiber]

God I forget that company is literally a criminal empire

[tranquil flax]

I DONT KNOW WHAT A MILO IS

[ornate fiber]

WTF

[placid swift]

you're missing out

[ornate fiber]

It’s really good

[tranquil flax]

Either that or I just don’t know the name

Gimme a sec

[ornate fiber]

Chocolate powder drink

[tranquil flax]

I had this… a long time ago

At a friends house

My clearest memory

[olive violet]

its chocolate milk basically

but they make it taste really fuckin good

[tranquil flax]

sounds wonderful

[placid swift]

there is only one drink i like more than milo, and its only in like 2 countries

[olive violet]

which one?

[placid swift]

100plus

[olive violet]

OHH HELL YEAH

I LOVE 100 PLUS

[placid swift]

LETS GOOOOOO

[olive violet]

100 plus > Sprite

[tranquil flax]

I like coconut water

[placid swift]

i was confused as a kid when i realized that most people don't have 100plus

its the most basic soft drink ever

its flavor is soda

[olive violet]

yeah fr, i think its most common in south east asia

[tranquil flax]

Maybe I’m too Canadian but
What’s 100plus…

[olive violet]

its like sprite but better

[ornate fiber]

Kermit are you in Asia?

[olive violet]

yeah

[ornate fiber]

NO WONDER!!

AYYY superior taste

[olive violet]

lez goo

[ornate fiber]

Do you guys know Energen?

[placid swift]

[olive violet]

have yall tried the other 100 plus flavors

[olive violet]

ayo

ye

[ornate fiber]

Nah I stuck to the basics

I love Energen

[placid swift]

exactly

[ornate fiber]

It’s crunchy hot chocolate

But better

[olive violet]

yep

its pretty good

@ornate fiber have u tried Swiss Miss? its everywhere i live and its also good

[tranquil flax]

AAAAA THESE ALL SOUND SO GOOD

[olive violet]

idk if u can get it in other places

[placid swift]

swiss miss instant piss

[olive violet]

😳

[ornate fiber]

WTF I LOVE SWISS MISS RAINBOW MALLOWS

[olive violet]

u dont like it?

[olive violet]

IKR

so fuckin good

[placid swift]

i've only heard it from a sam o nella video complaining about the packaging

[ornate fiber]

It’s so scrumptious mmmmm

It’s good

Sam O nella MISSED

[olive violet]

indeed

[olive violet]

come to any south east asian country

i am pretty sure its a staple here

[ornate fiber]

South East Asian gang

[placid swift]

im trying to figure out how to play megalovania on an otomatone

[olive violet]

[placid swift]

i just press each note until it sounds good

[olive violet]

lol

[ornate fiber]

Keep doing it you can do this

[tranquil flax]

One day
One day I’ll find a vacation

[olive violet]

niceu

wait actually thinking about it

we have twinkies here, but not real twinkies

clones basically

[ornate fiber]

Never heard of a twinkie-

[olive violet]

i forgor what they are called

[olive violet]

u know the cake filled with cream

[placid swift]

twinkies became shit when they changed the recipe

[ornate fiber]

OH THAT STUFF

[olive violet]

yeah

we have them here

idk what they are called

[ornate fiber]

They never called it twinkies

[olive violet]

yeah

[ornate fiber]

Yeah

[olive violet]

twikies is the American version

[placid swift]

they changed the shelf life from like 15 days to 60 days and now they taste like chemicals

[olive violet]

oof

[ornate fiber]

Gross

[placid swift]

they went bankrupt and then magically came back

[olive violet]

very sus

[placid swift]

guessing all the notes until i get it right

[steep quiver]

[minor ore]

Jojolion
-People fighting for a fruit

roka pls

[odd nebula]

Grin

[tidal violet]

Grin

[sinful bramble]

Grin

[ornate fiber]

Grin

[cobalt dawn]

Grin

[brave geyser]

Green

[cobalt dawn]

: /

[sinful bramble]

You’ve ruined it

Prepare to be killed

[cobalt dawn]

yea

[ornate fiber]

NUUU ASH

[odd nebula]

Daiya is creeping me out ughhhh

[sinful bramble]

“••• Ryder is typing…”

[odd nebula]

Hey jojo

[sinful bramble]

Hi

[sinful bramble]

Yeah she’s cringe

Becomes irrelevant after her arc though

[odd nebula]

Good

[ornate fiber]

Thank God

[odd nebula]

Is everything good over in cjjba?

[sinful bramble]

Yeah

Not much has happened today

[odd nebula]

Hmm

[sinful bramble]

Apart from CEO of Dino Aids taking a break

[odd nebula]

Ah hope he is well

Josuke forgets about his stand
Part 8 over

[ionic edge]

joj

[minor ore]

hey bud sorry 😢 i’m did i reply to cancel the appointment at this time

[ionic edge]

wat

[minor ore]

pls

[ionic edge]

what language are you speaking

[minor ore]

ok good buddy yeah that’s fine

[olive violet]

he forgor

[haughty apex]

Later in the chapter: step sibling sex

[ornate fiber]

[odd nebula]

[sinful bramble]

*step sibling attempted rape

Adoptive sibling even

[brave geyser]

what are you doing step sis

[odd nebula]

Wifi died
Cannot read further

[brave geyser]

f

[sinful bramble]

Sad

But just learn Japanese and buy a physical copy

ez

(Or you could potentially download it)

[odd nebula]

True

[heavy ledge]

Morning gamers

[ornate fiber]

Morning Jose :}

[ornate fiber]

Stop spamming this here, go to #anime-jojokes

[minor ore]

K

[thin torrent]

But :(

[slow gyro]

this is were all da lions go😉

4lions

[minor ore]

[slow gyro]

Ready to be born lions😉

[cobalt dawn]

😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

[plain silo]

Guys

Did manga see get taken down

😭

[crisp vigil]

i can get to their homepage but no search results are given :[ just a network error

[minor ore]

damn

[slow gyro]

I shoulda finished when i had the chance thenn

I was close

[barren bough]

or French

[sharp gyro]

That one scene with joshu and yasuho

😨

[fleet pagoda]

Rape

Jk

[minor ore]

[viscid rain]

damn, part 8 has uncensored tits, and so is part 7

[junior coral]

So did Part 5

[quasi oak]

or italian

[tame plover]

2 out of 3 are pedo

[junior coral]

Correct

[minor ore]

there was titties in part 5?

where

[junior coral]

Trish

[minor ore]

oh that one 💀

[prisma latch]

I dont remember tits in part 7

[junior coral]

The scene in the car where Fugo accidentally falls onto her chest

[prisma latch]

when was it

[quasi oak]

Lucy

[golden wind]

Part 4 had the bathroom scene and it was uncensored

[prisma latch]

Oh

[golden wind]

In the anime

[tame plover]

Trish in the van

[minor ore]

joshu tits when

[placid swift]

[sinful bramble]

Suckle

[brave geyser]

he literally cannot draw that

the page will combust

[steep quiver]

[golden wind]

He would have 0 Fans

Araki

Now you're cringe

[brave geyser]

i'm leaving

[odd nebula]

She skipped classes lmaoo

[minor ore]

Who wouldn't

[crisp vigil]

yasuho dipped class during the whole part

[minor ore]

I'm skipping class right now

[sonic hollow]

im in class rn

[minor ore]

you should get out of there

[placid swift]

paisley park is amazing, just do random araki technology bullshit to do your online work

[sonic hollow]

wish i could

[odd nebula]

Invesigate mysteries or smthn

[placid swift]

there's so much more you could do with paisley park

one of the most broken stands in all of jojo

since araki just made its ability 'it does technology stuff lol'

akira was able to rob millions of yen without anyone noticing

yasuho could probably just hack any atm she sees and get free money

[minor ore]

Joshu would use it for porn and free idol tickets

[sonic hollow]

watch dogs

the stand

[crisp vigil]

paisley park is just one big cheat and i love it

imagine figuring out who the enemy is

laughs in high priestess

cough clash cough talking head

[alpine trench]

Remember that alien from ben 10?

Paisley Park is an online version of that

[minor ore]

"remember that alien from ben 10"

that totally narrows it down 🗿

[sonic hollow]

that one alien that did things

how could you not know that one lol

[barren bough]

uncensored booba? hell ye

[steep quiver]

Upgrade?

[heavy ledge]

Not boobaphobia again

[minor ore]

boobaphobia? again?

[odd nebula]

Good philosophy

[crisp vigil]

love norisuke

[quasi oak]

Today I dreamed that jojolion 111 drops

[junior coral]

Never lose hope ❤️

[minor ore]

any bews

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 34 !

[sinful bramble]

No

[junior coral]

None. Check back next month

[alpine trench]

Upgrade!

@sonic hollow @minor ore only a wise ben 10 fan would know

[steep quiver]

yes

[golden wind]

Fugo skipped the series

[minor ore]

yea

[golden wind]

Keep dreaming

[tulip bolt]

yes

[heavy ledge]

any bews

[minor ore]

no bews 😔

[junior coral]

Check back next month

[steep quiver]

Zad

[heavy ledge]

its already december

any bews

[minor ore]

actually i would. we are not the same

jose is suffering from bews withdraw

[zenith ridge]

Some dude called Joshua just called my dad

[sonic hollow]

he's part 9 jojo

[zenith ridge]

[minor ore]

how many part 9 jojos have we come up with at this point

[bright nimbus]

I want another girl jojo

[junior coral]

ok

[minor ore]

ok

[alpine trench]

eh why not

How about a female main Antagonist

[minor ore]

that would be interesting

[ornate fiber]

Booga wooga ooga

[alpine trench]

Honestly Now that I think about it, Tooru should have been a female, like a normal looking nurse

[near cedar]

JoJo fans will simp and justify her acti.... oh wait they'll do that anyway

[ornate fiber]

Female Nurse Tooru haha

[alpine trench]

Im not simping

I don't simp for no JOJO

[ornate fiber]

-simp

[minor ore]

holly kira wasnt enough for yall

[alpine trench]

maybe gyro idk

[ornate fiber]

Holly was VERY enough for me. And Kei too mmm

[minor ore]

man
why did jojolion have to end

[ornate fiber]

The entire Joestar family in this universe

[alpine trench]

But wouldn't the real identity of the Head doctor to be a nurse that we have seen through out the part make it a better plotwist?

[minor ore]

ong

[alpine trench]

Im just saying it looks better storywise after all nurses have acess to everywhere

[ornate fiber]

He was already the Head Doctor.

Why would he be a nurse, that was established earlier.

[alpine trench]

Im saying before the reveal

[ornate fiber]

Yeah… But like it made sense for him to be head Doctor more than nurse

[golden wind]

A doctor is the Main villian?

[ornate fiber]

He needed access to the labs, the facilities etc

A nurse could never do that

[alpine trench]

But he was an intern

An intern has even less acess

[ornate fiber]

That’s Tooru we’re talking about the Head Doctor himself.

[alpine trench]

Yeah but im talking about if Tooru was a Nurse

[ornate fiber]

Eh.

[alpine trench]

A nurse controlling the head doctor

[minor ore]

wouldnt make too much of a difference

[alpine trench]

The nurse would be the stand user

[ornate fiber]

^^^

It’s the same thing

Just a different job

[alpine trench]

Idk remember the nurse that was taking care of Holly

Maybe ...

[golden wind]

Holly dies to calamity

[alpine trench]

A nurse would attract less suspicion making it a better plotwist

[alpine trench]

why?

[ornate fiber]

Well.

[minor ore]

its godza

[golden wind]

Because the calamity hates holly

[ornate fiber]

An intern would attract less suspicion. Cause they are only Intern, not work in the hospital like a nurse.

But I see your point

Basically revealing Tooru earlier.

[alpine trench]

An intern can't be working alone

[alpine trench]

Exactly !

[ornate fiber]

I getchu.

[alpine trench]

In my opinion it would make more sense story wise and give more variety to Jojo, all Im saying

[golden wind]

Wouldnt change that much tbh

[near cedar]

Reveal Tooru much earlier so that he actually has a character

[ornate fiber]

Have to agree with Godza

^^^

[near cedar]

Forshadow his existence the first time we go to the hospital

Then show him somewhere after

[alpine trench]

Yeah it would been great

Maybe helping the gang with directions

[near cedar]

Then reveal his stand a bit later

[ornate fiber]

Hope the anime fixes that

I’m more excited for a JJL anime

Like reference the Head Doctor earlier on please

[golden wind]

I remember xfort saying tooru was protecting the Head doctor and didnt consider him the User

[alpine trench]

But lets be honest Araki didn't tought about Tooru until like +midway

[ornate fiber]

They gave La Squadra Character, I believe they can do the same…

[ornate fiber]

Not sure about that but the concept of Calamity was there from the beginning

Also Flashback man 😀

[near cedar]

No amount of Kira in the background (referencing how Kira was added to the p4 anime in the background) can fix Tooru without needing to alter the story

[alpine trench]

flashback maaaan

[alpine trench]

Was it?

[ornate fiber]

Baaaah. Maybe it’ll change in the future, who knows…

[golden wind]

The calamity created part 7

[minor ore]

totally

[golden wind]

Yeah in 4 or 5 years

[ornate fiber]

Yeah. Yasuho mentions the words “safe/away from Calamity” in Japanese or smth. Not quoting it directly.

[golden wind]

Are you always watching me

[ornate fiber]

Calamity was a theme

Always was

[alpine trench]

Shut up godza

[alpine trench]

I mean the concept of Miracles and Saints was basically the plot of part 7 so

[ornate fiber]

I’m talking abt Jojolion but okay

[golden wind]

D4c love train is also calamity

[minor ore]

im in your walls

[minor ore]

Why are we talking about Jojolion here? Bring that discussion to the proper channel

[alpine trench]

Yeah but im saying the concept of Miracles/Calamities seems to be tied to this "Second part" of jojo

[golden wind]

Im reporting you

[ornate fiber]

Sorry. Forgot this is the Jojolands channel.

[minor ore]

Thank you

hi dude

[golden wind]

Why cant josuke heal himself

[alpine trench]

He can but he chooses not to so he can flex on his opponents even more

[minor ore]

Every Jojo character has a self-heal passive

[ornate whale]

just read the doobie wah part

I kinda feel bad for him

this really makes the rock people look more like people in comparison to Yagiyama

I wonder if the reason they're so wreckless is because this rokakaka is too dangerous to be widespread

[vocal scroll]

Dude the rock humans’ lives fucking suck

Aisho got that twitter bio list of ailments

[ornate whale]

disappearing for a whole month too

only to be betrayed

[crisp vigil]

dolomite is so based

poor man

[ornate fiber]

Dolomite didn’t deserve that

[vocal scroll]

He’s got like rock narcolepsy, ptsd, paranoia, etc

[crisp vigil]

also soft and wet shovel

+points

[vocal scroll]

Most of the rock humans are based

On silicon that is

[golden wind]

Whos Dolomite

I only know chad tooru

[crisp vigil]

shh, you might wake up greeny

[vocal scroll]

Virgin Tooru vs chad Tamaki Damo

[golden wind]

I said this 4 times, he probably read them

[golden wind]

🧢

[vocal scroll]

Damo’s physique is much more impressive

[golden wind]

Damo weak

Tooru strong

[vocal scroll]

Tooru’s hair looks stupid

Tamaki’s hair is super baller

[golden wind]

Tooru's hair looks like a hat

[crisp vigil]

i want damo's haircut

[golden wind]

And its funny

[crisp vigil]

the 3 strand comb over

[golden wind]

So i accept it

[vocal scroll]

Tooru slowly evolves into toad

Tamaki has killed Kira more times than Tooru

Therefore Tamaki wins

[alpine trench]

What happened to Dolomite' Girlfriend?

She straight up saw him getting zapped and just slowly walked away

[minor ore]

he used his stand on her

lol

[crisp vigil]

she was blind, although just kinda walked away

somehow left the field they were on

[young stirrup]

Just got to the johnny flashback

Who would win in a fight: d4c or a big rock?

🪨

[golden wind]

Tasuku act 4 vs a Rock

Oh Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price not Tasuku. Nvm

[young stirrup]

Cant believe a boulder is what took him out. Not the dimension hopping basically invincible unkillable guy

[crisp vigil]

big rock falls on valentine: d4c goes into the space between rock & ground

brings alternate-world rock to base-world and they obiterate 😎

[young stirrup]

It was actually valentine from the grave that sent that boulder to kill johnny after he got the origami disease 😂

[crisp vigil]

NOO

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-crying-tears-broken-gif-15062040

[heavy ledge]

can someone tell me how sbr ends

[crisp vigil]

boat

[young stirrup]

Actually yeah boat

[heavy ledge]

awesome, araki did it again

pure goat

[young stirrup]

Goat boat

[golden wind]

Tasuku act 4 beats Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[young stirrup]

I still cant believe the localization is filthy acts at a reasonable price

[heavy ledge]

sadistic services so surprisingly economical

[crisp vigil]

i really wish it could be as simple as d4c
fa3rp causes too much "increasingly verbose" memes

[heavy ledge]

s4e

[crisp vigil]

s4e

my beloved

❤️

[rugged sun]

farp

[heavy ledge]

When will it be the day i wake up to jojolan bews

[vernal cave]

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price.

Or fa3rp

[heavy ledge]

F3rp

Do people still use the word derp?

[tranquil flax]

What I did to your mom last night was a filthy act
And it came at no price

[golden wind]

That's worse than the General spoilers

[tranquil flax]

Whoops

[minor ore]

hes right for once

[minor ore]

eww uk

fuck out of here

[granite pewter]

[minor ore]

cope bozo 😎

[granite pewter]

I’m dying of copium

[minor ore]

aye im proud

keep up the good work!

[granite pewter]

I lied!

https://tenor.com/view/ui-goku-gif-18550117

Copium makes me stronger

[viscid agate]

Is there anywhere I can buy jojolion manga that’s in English

☹️

[minor ore]

There is!

I’ll send you the link

[placid swift]

viz is taking their sweet time doing part 5

[placid swift]

what

[viscid agate]

No way jose

[minor ore]

U want the link too?

[minor ore]

why do you think i always tell people to cope?

[minor ore]

Ill brb lemme get it

[placid swift]

give us this magical link to buy english jojolion manga

[granite pewter]

A noble job

[minor ore]

would you like to join my mission

[granite pewter]

If you’ll have me as your apprentice master

[viscid agate]

☹️

[kind owl]

@viscid agate, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

sure lol

i just realized ur teml
hell yeah

[granite pewter]

Teml? Am I stupid?

[minor ore]

no that a good thing i thought you were a random at first 💀

[granite pewter]

I’ve never been so insulted haha

[minor ore]

nah bro ur good

if i was insulting you youd know it

[heavy ledge]

No way me?

[minor ore]

hi jose

[heavy ledge]

Hi

Lol they left the server

What did u do @minor ore

[minor ore]

What I do best

Nothing at all

[heavy ledge]

[granite pewter]

Ik bro I’m playing with ya

[fast stump]

We never got to see josuke without a hat…

[tranquil flax]

QUICK EVERYONES ASLEEP ARSONISTS GONNA TOUCH THE JOJOLION CHANNEL

[crisp vigil]

oh god run

[tranquil flax]

Heehee

[cunning drift]

@thin torrent

[thin torrent]

give me 1 min

[cunning drift]

go on

[thin torrent]

i'm trying to find it give me mins

found half of my proof

''7/8''

[sinful bramble]

Is

That

CBR

[cunning drift]

Yup

[thin torrent]

someone saying that cbr >>>>>> databooks

and manga

and like

[brave geyser]

cbr is the only place to get proper jjba info

[cunning drift]

Year duh

[brave geyser]

way better than that ass comic book

[thin torrent]

look on the people here.

[thin torrent]

cap.

[brave geyser]

sorry i'm not a nerd i don't read comics

i only read cbr

[ornate fiber]

Reading is for women

[cunning drift]

I have lunch u go around fooling pepaal @brave geyser

[thin torrent]

those databooks are made by the creator of JOJO araki, araki >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CBR and who made it

[cunning drift]

imma do it

[thin torrent]

S'mores is the best

[cunning drift]

r/whoosh

[brave geyser]

enjoy :)

[ornate fiber]

S'mores is the worst

[thin torrent]

[thin torrent]

no, you are the best

[brave geyser]

how many times am i gonna have to say it

[ornate fiber]

FINE FINE FINE

[placid swift]

wdym women can't read they're too smol brain

[ornate fiber]

PFFFT

[cunning drift]

How many bread have u eaten in ur life

[ornate fiber]

I dont even know if women exist man dont ask me

[thin torrent]

1

[placid swift]

yea i wish women were real

[ornate fiber]

[cunning drift]

TF does women mean I never heard it

U guys high?

[placid swift]

i think its like a man but wo

[cunning drift]

Ahhh

[odd nebula]

woah man

there

Rip yotsuyus dick

[ornate fiber]

!w jojolion

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/JoJolion

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

*JoJolion*

JoJolion (ジョジョリオン, JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, serialized in Ultra Jump from May 19, 2011 to August 19, 2021.

[odd nebula]

Yoo jobin is here

[brave geyser]

jobin is short for joe biden

[odd nebula]

True

Also the infamous beetle fight

[thin torrent]

!w Jobin

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Jobin_Higashikata

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Jobin Higashikata

Jobin Higashikata (東方 常敏, Higashikata Jōbin) is a primary antagonist featured in the eighth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion.

[celest viper]

!w flashback man

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Mario_Zeppeli
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Mario Zeppeli

Mario Zeppeli (マリオ ・ ツェペリ, Mario Tseperi) is a posthumous tertiary ally featured in the 2nd part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Battle Tendency. The father of Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, he was cooperating with Lisa Lisa in the fight against the Pillar Men.

[celest viper]

Who tf is mario zeppeli

Oh

Part 8 flashback man is mario zeppeli???😱🤯😧

[odd nebula]

Lmaoo

[sinful bramble]

So true!

[rustic ember]

I completed JoJolion

[kind owl]

@rustic ember, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[sinful bramble]

Well done

Now wait for Jojolands like the rest of us

[rustic ember]

can't wait for 20 years

[odd nebula]

Stare

[sinful bramble]

Sigma stare

[hardy onyx]

I wonder what comes first? Final episode of stone ocean or first chapter of jojolands?

[minor ore]

probably jojolands

[hardy onyx]

in 3 months?

jojolion ended only 2 months ago

i sure hope so though

[minor ore]

"it broke off" 😭

[sinful bramble]

[minor ore]

i dont get how scientists never found out about rock humans

like yeah they blend in well but theres no way some rock dude didnt get caught lacking

[junior coral]

Scientists are dumb

[brave geyser]

aren't there like not many rock humans

[placid swift]

seeing as like 90% of them are stand users, they probably didn't live long enough to tell

[brave geyser]

and they have to be smart or die

[proper niche]

If Vitamin C softened someone, could you eat them like jello

[placid swift]

ye

[hard meteor]

yes

[brave geyser]

yes

[sinful bramble]

They tend to be found in higher concentrations in areas like near wall eyes and devil’s palms

But regular humans are definitely more abundant

[brave geyser]

ye

[minor ore]

i see

[proper niche]

i saw that you cant hide

[placid swift]

araki snitched on his race by writing an entire jojo part about rock humans

[lucid locust]

With how many rock humans seem to wanna work in the hospital, they probably passed it off as some type of disease

[placid swift]

a... rock disease

[sinful bramble]

That too

[lucid locust]

Yes

I mean there are diseases that turn your skin and cartridge into bone, so it doesn’t seem that far fetched.

[minor ore]

really?

[lucid locust]

Yeah

[minor ore]

thats sounds painfull

[lucid locust]

Mhm

[hardy onyx]

Damn Araki a rock human?

Makes sense

[lucid locust]

Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

[hard meteor]

damn

[lucid locust]

Sorry, it’s muscle and tendons etc.

[brave geyser]

that sounds worse

[lucid locust]

Yeah

[odd nebula]

damn it looks dangerous

[minor ore]

so youre saying you could literaly be rock hard

[odd nebula]

[lucid locust]

It’s sometimes referred to as the stoneman disease

[odd nebula]

i want the car

[proper niche]

you want lambo?

good car yes?

[odd nebula]

yes i want lambo

the higashkatas are weird
but they have nice cars

[proper niche]

remember when daiya was important yeah me neither

[odd nebula]

🥵 🥵 😳

[proper niche]

remember when

[lucid locust]

No

[proper niche]

true

[odd nebula]

forget about the plot
give me this car for the next 70 chapters

[proper niche]

remember when tsurugi was not the worst yeah me neither

[odd nebula]

lmao

[lucid locust]

I do, cause Daiya is always the worst

[brave geyser]

^

[sinful bramble]

Mitsuba’s Fetus >>>>>>>>> Daiya

[proper niche]

daiya is weird and not enjoyable, but not nearly bad as tsurugi

[lucid locust]

Nah, she’s worse

[sinful bramble]

At least Tsurugi is 9-11

Daiya is 16 and pulls awful shit

[lucid locust]

She tried to assault Josuke

[odd nebula]

i thought tsurugi was becoming better but no
i hated him from his intro and still hate him
also hate daiya

[lucid locust]

I honestly have no strong opinions on Tsurugi tbh

[sinful bramble]

Same

[proper niche]

1. tsurugi psychologically scars yasuho and only stops because he simps for her (and the "fight" is the worst in the series)
2. he literally sells josuke out for his own benefit (which i guess is realistic for an 8 year old but doesn't fall in line with his otherwise adult personality)
3. he has licked and groped yasuho on multiple occasions
4. the only reason he doesnt attack josuke is because his stand can protect him, and he says as much in the chapters after doobie wah
   fuck him he should have died

[odd nebula]

wifi died again nooooooo

[sinful bramble]

Tsurugi’s negative influence can be chalked up to Jobin

And Jobin’s can be chalked up to Kaato

[proper niche]

yeah but jobin is still enjoyable

tsurugi is just the worst

[lucid locust]

But Kaato hot so it’s all acceptable

[odd nebula]

new stone dude
aisho

[proper niche]

aisho dumb hat

sad backstory

[proper niche]

besides jobin is rarely around to interact with his son, mitsuba mostly raises him since jobin does his beetle thing, and even then mitsuba shows up once in the first couple chapters and then vanishes for a long time so tsurugi probably had to become self sufficient, meaning his suckiness is all him

[steep quiver]

[odd nebula]

nooooooooooo the old people are fucking on screen

[proper niche]

old people sex lol

[odd nebula]

froggies

[minor ore]

Pause

[sinful bramble]

What

[minor ore]

Nothing

[sinful bramble]

⏯️

[tame plover]

It happened on the 11th of September

L murican calendars

[minor ore]

He was there when it mattered

What a dad

[sinful bramble]

He plays with beetles and kills people in tubs

[minor ore]

Everybody has their quirks

[proper niche]

and owned cool car

[odd nebula]

*very very cool car
I want it

[proper niche]

and has no eyebrow that one time

[sinful bramble]

Send me your credit card info and I’ll buy it for you

(Safe working halal Punjabi 2021 confirmed no virus)

[odd nebula]

Ok

Here

[steep quiver]

Hi

[odd nebula]

Hello

[steep quiver]

Hru

[odd nebula]

Im alr
Hru

[lyric glade]

jojolion.

[sinful bramble]

This is a story about breaking a curse.

[golden wind]

And later dies

[steep quiver]

[heavy ledge]

I miss dr kira

[minor ore]

i miss jojolion

[golden wind]

Tf is kira

[heavy ledge]

Yoshikage

[minor ore]

jose you know hes a troll right

[heavy ledge]

I cant read the name

I still miss him

I was gonna draw but i still gotta do comms

[alpine trench]

Kira is the name of Jonathan'dog in part 1

[golden wind]

And died to a loser

[alpine trench]

Trueeeeee

[minor ore]

nice gappy btw

[golden wind]

Look at my gappy

One of them is kira

And josefumi

[heavy ledge]

Ty uwu

They are going to draw a digimon next to him

[minor ore]

I don’t remember that page

Must be from the volume release

[golden wind]

Its in extra chapters

[alpine trench]

The only good chapter in Jojolion tbh

[vapid field]

The *ONLY chapter

the rest are fever dream

[sonic hollow]

jojolion never actually happened

[sinful bramble]

Zamn

[golden wind]

Why

[vocal scroll]

Toeru

[minor ore]

This picture is not appropriate

I’m gonna save it

[keen kraken]

[wild lance]

my favorite tooru moment is when hes listening to Elvis while his ex begs for her life

[minor ore]

Manga scene women will never understand

[tulip bolt]

yasuho : dying

Tooru : That's the wonder, the wonder of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[wild lance]

i don't blame him the song goes hard

[tulip bolt]

the song is beautiful

[steep quiver]

No.... My boy

[steep quiver]

Im listening to it rn actually lol

[tulip bolt]

good choice

me i listen tubular bells 3

[dull chasm]

Umm... Lemme guess - that character's name is Toeru, eh?

[vapid field]

The canon Tooru indeed

[thin torrent]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[minor ore]

blocked

[alpine trench]

Mine too, but im biased cause I always loved the song

What happened to Josuke confession?

[minor ore]

The what

[alpine trench]

U know, Josuke confession to Midoriya in chapter 107

[minor ore]

Oh midoriya tried to defend josuke and died

From calamity

[alpine trench]

Ik loved that scene

Midoriya was a trash character anyway

[minor ore]

!w midoriya

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Daiki_Yamashita
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Daiki Yamashita

Daiki Yamashita (山下 大輝, Yamashita Daiki) is a Japanese voice actor. He is credited for his work as the voice actor for the character Narancia Ghirga in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.

[minor ore]

huh

[alpine trench]

!w izuku midoriya

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Daiki_Yamashita
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Daiki Yamashita

Daiki Yamashita (山下 大輝, Yamashita Daiki) is a Japanese voice actor. He is credited for his work as the voice actor for the character Narancia Ghirga in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.

[sinful bramble]

Same VA

[ornate shale]

bvanana

[boreal crow]

when will more art of tooru come into being

[minor ore]

tooru can burn

[boreal crow]

yeah my heart burns for him

[minor ore]

both of you can burn together

[boreal crow]

i'd enjoy that greatly

my rock betrothed

[minor ore]

ok

[hard meteor]

L

[minor ore]

on pixiv

[boreal crow]

oh fr?

oh lawd you right

[minor ore]

what is pixiv

[boreal crow]

dont even ask

[mossy sinew]

Deviantart but japanese

[minor ore]

oh

wont be goin there

[mossy sinew]

It's actually pretty good

Less fetish shit

More actual good art

[boreal crow]

it's alright. depends on the characters.

[kind owl]

@boreal crow, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[boreal crow]

you will find fetish shit.

[minor ore]

i went on devient art once

never again

i sell porn on deviant art

[minor ore]

told u

[boreal crow]

i agree master shake

[minor ore]

pixiv has good fan art

[boreal crow]

there's not a whole lot of tooru, but some quality stuff

[minor ore]

you should like my tooru pic

[minor ore]

wouldnt expect less from you

[boreal crow]

what's your tooru pic love bug

[minor ore]

expect the best

always brother 😤

[minor ore]

this one

[boreal crow]

are you trying to promote your art to me sir

[minor ore]

yes

promoting my business

[boreal crow]

shameless smdh

[minor ore]

thats.. actually pretty good

[minor ore]

Wallstreet is a ruthless gig, you gotta do what u gotta do

[boreal crow]

it's certainly better than what pinterest had of tooru

for the most part

[minor ore]

i know, im pretty talented

(joke^)

[minor ore]

pinterest has jojo art?

[boreal crow]

oh yeah

well pinterest just collects from other sources

so it's a good general hub to find stuff

[minor ore]

yes pinterest has lots of jojo art

Where do i mention part 9?

[sinful bramble]

Here and #jojo-overall-discussion

[boreal crow]

#jojo-overall-discussion i'd assume

yeah

[sinful bramble]

They’ll make a Part 9 channel when it comes out

[minor ore]

Okau

[boreal crow]

araki better hurry i can only stave off ending it all for so long

[mossy sinew]

Oh true

[prisma latch]

Why were there more close ups and double page spreads in sbr than jojolion

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Steel Ball Run is a more action-centric and scenic part compared to Jojolion

[prisma latch]

True

but most of the time its just a close up of faces

[golden wind]

Yoo guys i got part 9 leaks, basically Johnny dies and the Protagonist name is Josuke

[prisma latch]

Thats part 8 silly

[kind owl]

@prisma latch, Your Stand Rank is now level 16 !

[minor ore]

no, in part 8 the MC was Joseph and he fought an AU Pillar Men

did you even read part 8????????/

my god jojo fans these days

[sinful bramble]

Yak and Godza in chat at the same time

[prisma latch]

No

[sinful bramble]

This will be… interesting

[prisma latch]

Part 8 is about a boy who lost his memories

are you an idiot

[minor ore]

are you??????

[prisma latch]

NO

YOURE AN IDIOT

DID YOU EVEN READ PART 8

[minor ore]

yes

part 8 MC Joseph