jojolion

[junior coral]

There we go

[pearl topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/giorno-giorno-giovanna-seppy-dio-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-gif-12196270

[turbid drift]

https://tenor.com/view/giorno-giovanna-stare-anime-gif-14648525

[tribal scroll]

me when i was just a wee lad 😦 brings back so many happy memories o' my pa

[junior coral]

Ok

[grave moth]

genuine question

[junior coral]

Shoot

[grave moth]

if the rokakaka was real you think high schoolers would be hitting rokakaka flavored juuls in the bathrooms

[junior coral]

Probably not

The Locacaca is a fig. You don't see kids smoking fig flavored juuls do you?

[grave moth]

dosent mean they cant make fig flavored juuls

[junior coral]

I doubt they exist/ people would want them lol

[grave moth]

I mean it might give them a better face

But in turn itll turn their lungs into stone

[heavy ledge]

i cant facepalm harder

[minor ore]

is soft and wet go beyond powerful than ger?

[junior coral]

Probably

The Go Beyond bubbles do not follow any sort of logic. One would assume that GER can't revert something that doesn't exist

[viscid lintel]

Those confused me a little bit, I know they don’t technically exist but like so how is he able to make them damage a specific target? And what happens when they’re damaged

[hard meteor]

they blow up once they get damaged

[viscid lintel]

Would that damage be enough to hurt GER tho? And couldn’t GER still revert him being hurt if it doesn’t kill him instantly

[junior coral]

Maybe

[viscid lintel]

Though the plunder ability might be able to do something, I don’t remember it’s limits being shown (yet)

[junior coral]

wym yet

[hard meteor]

part 8 is done what weve seen it do for half the story(before it got dropped) are its limits

[viscid lintel]

If JoJoland is possibly a sequel to Jojolion we might see more, unless that’s been deconfirmed

So what are the limits then? It seemed to be able to take the aspects of anything and store them inside of a bubble, I don’t remember Josuke not being able to do it or it failing

[hard meteor]

afair he cant use it on himself and it only lasts a couple of seconds at max,the most we've seen it being able to take from a person was their fluids,

[viscid lintel]

Yeah they don’t last very long but it is pretty good that it can take away not just physical aspects but also concepts like friction and bend how it works. And even though it doesn’t work on himself atleast that means his ability can’t backfire on him

[sinful bramble]

Average “afair” fan vs average “afaik” enjoyer

[hard meteor]

true its all around fine ability ,its just never used for the rest of the story

[brave geyser]

it was used the entire story

he used it on himself to plunder his memory

[viscid lintel]

I wonder why it could do a lot, like even in close combat he could do a bunch, couldn’t he also add aspects from other things to objects? Or am I forgetting

[hard meteor]

dont know, but i remember he could store multiple stolen thing in one single bubble

[viscid lintel]

Did he? So he can use it on himself

[minor ore]

Jojolands is a different universe

[tall mesa]

Tf

Dang

[minor ore]

Yukako to that one girl

[heavy ledge]

Jojolands is another universe in which joshu has the screentime he deserves

[minor ore]

Joshu has the best haircut in jojo better than josuke part 4

[near cedar]

@minor ore wow there gamer, don't post memes that have slurs in them

[minor ore]

part 8 would be different if Joshu had a better haircut and didnt run like a pussy

[hard meteor]

ah yes "running like a pussy"

[minor ore]

best panel ever made

I actually gave Araki the suggestion to add that in

[arctic garnet]

Fuck joshu

[woven sedge]

Imagine if joshu and yasuho are now fused?

What’s the stand?!?!?

[hard meteor]

nut park

[minor ore]

Hmmmmm

[woven sedge]

What’s it’s ability

NUT

[minor ore]

If they fused anything like Josefumi and Kira it would be Nut King Call with all its abilities plus something Paisley Park can do

Like how Josuke just has Soft and Wet but his bubbles can explode sometimes

[woven sedge]

Well it would be paisley park with nut king call ability’s due to yasuho being the one who absorbed parts

And why do all the higashikatas have king in the stands name?

[brave geyser]

why not

[minor ore]

I wondered that too

[minor ore]

Maybe but the only way they can fuse is if they were buried under Higashikata soil

[woven sedge]

That just seems like a random coincidence. I think there was supposed to be a reason he just was pressed for time

[minor ore]

only exception is hato

[hard meteor]

i think he mentioned it the meaning before

also walking heart

[woven sedge]

AKING three leaves

[minor ore]

well I mean it works but ehhh

it’s a stretch compared to the others but yea I can see it

FucKING

[woven sedge]

Yes

[kind owl]

@woven sedge, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[hard meteor]

yes

[olive violet]

i think its safe to assume this is where jobin is going to die

i dont think anyone lives if fried chicken is present in a 20 mile radius to josuke

[sonic hollow]

josuke is the reason there isnt a kfc shown in morioh

[olive violet]

lol

[copper jay]

question yall, how is it that Mamezuku can crawl across the ceiling?

is it ever explained that his unravel skin has properties that allows him to stick to walls?

[minor ore]

Yeah isn’t he awesome

[icy knot]

this is jojo

no asking questions

only shitpost

this series is just one giant shitpost

[olive violet]

cum

[icy knot]

soft and wet

more like hard and uh-

moist

[olive violet]

hard and dry

in an alternate universe, josuke attained heaven and evolved his stand to hard and dry

[icy knot]

yes

[copper jay]

you're right, im a veteran, i should know this by now

[placid swift]

he throws crackers at people

[sweet ibex]

i miss jobin

[minor ore]

Me too

[junior coral]

Memes go in another channel

[minor ore]

bad memes

[junior coral]

All the memes sent in this server are bad 🙂

[wild pagoda]

did gappy win against wonder of U?

[ornate fiber]

No, Joshu defeated him

[minor ore]

he died

[wild pagoda]

oh

[minor ore]

im so sorry

[minor ore]

he beat him

[wild pagoda]

what happened to gappy when he was shooting wou why did he turn to stone

[honest talon]

Have you finished the series? If you're that close, just read it

[main veldt]

i made the
the funny thing

[ornate fiber]

Heheheheeee obladiiiii obladaaaa

[heavy ledge]

im tired of the lack of yoshikage this world has

[brave geyser]

it more than makes up for it with the presence of s'mores

[near cedar]

@minor ore random memes go in #memes-and-images

[minor ore]

ok

[heavy ledge]

i miss yoshi

people should make more fanart of him

top 3 underrated characters

[brave geyser]

you should make some

[heavy ledge]

I have too many accounts to feed and i draw slow

Someone has to feed me

[minor ore]

Relatable and true

[icy knot]

yes

[junior coral]

@sudden nymph

[minor ore]

What? Yeah

Did you take it

Liar!

[junior coral]

Yo…

[shut gulch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[near cedar]

That

It looks funny

I like it lmao

[sinful bramble]

[nimble bough]

holy shit

[shut gulch]

Joshu is fart fella

[minor ore]

No memes in general

[nimble bough]

is that Gooru

[minor ore]

[nimble bough]

holy shit

homer smoking a huge blunt

[minor ore]

Homer ripping a fat dart yeah

[nimble bough]

steely dan smoking a huge blunt

[minor ore]

No memes in #jojolion

[near cedar]

If the mods find a meme funny, it can stay

[nimble bough]

so, mods opinions beat out rules?

[near cedar]

But obviously reposting it over and over is still not allowed

[nimble bough]

noooooo

[nimble bough]

ok

[minor ore]

No memes in #mod-gay-sex

[nimble bough]

that reminds me of something it shouldn't.

[minor ore]

Elaborate further in detail

[near cedar]

What are you doing step Stand

[icy knot]

Doctor Wu is such a cool stand

But who would in a fight

[crisp vigil]

he never loses

[icy knot]

Doctor Wu or The Fool

[brave geyser]

wu

[icy knot]

True

[kind owl]

@icy knot, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[crisp vigil]

wu claps

[icy knot]

Wu probably asked out his crush and then she said "we will get married and have sex at the same time"

[minor ore]

Dr.Wu would never have sex; That would lead to losing his virginity.

And Dr.Wu never loses

[whole finch]

Wu says this and then spends his whole arc taking L’s

[hard meteor]

*W's

[crisp vigil]

local women fight gravel and lose

as we all know Wu won that fight

[brave geyser]

Dr.Wu may have won the battle but he won the war

[icy knot]

Wu Tomoki is so funny

How many "Doctor" Labels does one man need

[sinful bramble]

“DocToR”

[icy knot]

Yes

[opal tangle]

well you see he wants to make people sure that he’s a doctor….

[kind owl]

@opal tangle, Your Stand Rank is now level 5 !

[icy knot]

Maybe he forgets that he is a doctor and needs to keep remind himself

[opal tangle]

Maybe he could pull a Holly Joestar-Kira and write it down on his arm

[hard meteor]

Wu never forgets

hes just so good that he needs everyone to remember hes the best doctor,smh

[opal tangle]

Yes

I swear Wu is sorta underrated

Such a cool guy

He needs to tell everyone that he is the doctor

The best doctor

Or, DocToR

[icy knot]

Doctor Who

[minor ore]

i dont know who i am

[whole finch]

Ok

[minor ore]

Wu is paranoid that he will be exposed as a rock human so he just wears lots of doctor tags

"For the record, I am NOT a rock human. It's on my tag, see?: DocTor"

"...What is .... a rock human? And why did you bring it up"

...

[olive bobcat]

Yum

[carmine turtle]

yum

[frail stone]

Doctor 👍

[molten rose]

Oh shit I just realised

Yasuho can use her stand Paisley Park to go through people’s search history

[carmine turtle]

thats true

[agile zephyr]

Yasuho can use Paisley Park to cheat on tests too

[junior coral]

Online tests probably yeah

[icy knot]

She can just use it to change her grades in the school computer

[opal tangle]

Boy do I wish I had Paisley Park…

[minor ore]

Hello im new reading jojolion (ep 5)

[sonic hollow]

imagine they just make part 8 a sitcom

[minor ore]

character development is realizing you like yotsuyu more then tooru

help

[minor ore]

why does josukes shadow look like that

his shadow looks like the wizard from the smurfs

Its a cartoon design

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[sweet ibex]

character development is liking wu more than tooru

[junior coral]

Being intelligent and sane is liking anyone over Tooru

[sinful bramble]

Tooru > Daiya

Now what

[hard meteor]

Hate both

[junior coral]

Based Metal

[minor ore]

W

except for daiya

[junior coral]

Daiya is not a good person but I prefer her over Tooru

[minor ore]

she assaulted someone?!?!?!?

😭

I didn't get that chapter at all

[junior coral]

So did Tooru?

[minor ore]

oh yea that one elevator scene right?

[junior coral]

I prefer reading her over him that’s all

[sinful bramble]

That was just a litttle harassment

[junior coral]

Nothing to do with the contents of their character

[minor ore]

she had a pretty cool stand

[junior coral]

Daiya can have a little harassment

[sinful bramble]

Green look who’s typing

😨

[hard meteor]

It was more than that

[junior coral]

Tooru killed like half the cast

More than just assault

[minor ore]

I still do not get daiyas feelings towards josuke to this day and the necessity over it

[sinful bramble]

[junior coral]

It’s okay he’s just a Gemini lawl lawl

[minor ore]

yotsuyu was a bitch for killing kira but ive evolved into a yotsuyu stan

[sonic hollow]

jobin deserved it

[minor ore]

my toorus bf username is changed and I am realizing my mistakes

[sinful bramble]

@rain drum

It’s happening again

[minor ore]

tooru was alright for a while but after collecting all the panels he was sorta just there

[junior coral]

Yep

Dude stood around in some trees acting like a douchebag for his entire arc before he died

[minor ore]

my tooru thing was just being a wonder of u appreciator in denial

the stand is cool as hell bro

[rain drum]

banned 'em

[sinful bramble]

Nice

[minor ore]

yotsuyu fan arc

[rugged stream]

Imagine not liking Tooru

[near cedar]

It's very easy

[junior coral]

It’s very easy

[sinful bramble]

Tooru’s ok

Just comes in too late and is a bit boring

[minor ore]

what if I don't have to imagine

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 16 !

[minor ore]

I have a feeling this is one of the quieter channels

[hoary temple]

nah

This channel literally has double the amount of messages than sbr

[whole finch]

i hate #steel-ball-run

[white pasture]

Tooru may be ass. but he has a better jojo than mid ball run

[minor ore]

He pleb-filtered millions...

I see gappy and johnny equal in terms of how well written each character is but i enjoyed gappy more

[minor ore]

I think it was definitely harder to make a character like Gappy work so well so I commend Araki for that.

Yh he did a good job making him balenced in personality but not basic

[minor ore]

[ornate fiber]

[brave geyser]

good morning s'mores!

[tame plover]

Tip of the mornin’ to ya smores

[ornate fiber]

MORNING STORM! Morning Ash!

[neon raft]

someone gib past jojo in part 8 art style

[tame plover]

Here is Josuke

[neon raft]

[neon raft]

what about the good josuke

[tame plover]

shots fired, I repeat shots fired

[kind owl]

@tame plover, Your Stand Rank is now level 41 !

[tame plover]

Johnny

[neon raft]

another metal W

ty

[tame plover]

where is my W

[neon raft]

storm

[tame plover]

Hey

I did what you said didn’t I

[ornate fiber]

I will hug him

[ornate fiber]

Josuke slander

[minor ore]

praying

[brave geyser]

common juu L

[minor ore]

Neutral Norisuke be like:
King Something

[neon raft]

bc this is the great josuke

[ornate fiber]

Juu W

[brave geyser]

for once

[ornate fiber]

I simp

[hard meteor]

massive W

[minor ore]

why?

[brave geyser]

don't question s'mores

[tame plover]

Acceptable simping behavior

[brave geyser]

^

[ornate fiber]

🙏😣 dilf

Do i need anymore reason??,,

[brave geyser]

based s'mores

[vernal cave]

California King Bed almost reminds me of Jailhouse Lock

They both have to do with memories

[tame plover]

Woa wow woa, smores you lvl 50?

Jesus cucking Christ

[vernal cave]

I mean, he's been active in this server longer than you, so

[brave geyser]

yes ❤️

[vernal cave]

Plus he chatted so much

That his level is at 50

[brave geyser]

s'mores finally did it :)

[hard meteor]

congrats smores

[tame plover]

Daiya is the reincarnation of jhl lady

[vernal cave]

Miu Miu?

[hard meteor]

but 100x worse

[vernal cave]

She steals memories

[brave geyser]

daiya is rohan

[vernal cave]

That's what CKB does

[tame plover]

Meanwhile I’m still lvl 41 with ducking shigechi

[vernal cave]

Oh wait, so she's like Rohan

[tame plover]

🦆

[brave geyser]

yoo samesies

[vernal cave]

No wonder her stand is strange

But she can't write commands, like Rohan

[brave geyser]

i'd rather shigechi than what's next

[hard meteor]

im still on koichi level 😔

[tame plover]

What how

[brave geyser]

green hair + child abuser

[vernal cave]

When Rohan peels papers from victims, he steals memories

[hard meteor]

no shes just bad character no need to compare

[brave geyser]

and has to do with memories

[tame plover]

lame metal hours ;)

[vernal cave]

If your page is taken, you cannot remember stuff

[hard meteor]

more like BASED metal hours

[tame plover]

Doing stuff outside of discord chat? Unbased

Imagine trying to live a life smh my head

[brave geyser]

ew

[hard meteor]

epic pin ceo

[tame plover]

Imagine being pinned by ceo. Couldn’t be me

All I want is for CEO to pin me down to the ground

[neon raft]

tired of this rohan hate. i’m going back to season 4 channel

[brave geyser]

ok

[tame plover]

season 4 channel

[minor ore]

you're going to hell, dude

[tame plover]

that’s why I act like this

[neon raft]

damn storm but scary is too scary bro

[minor ore]

You want a CEO to do sequel harassment isn't that standard corporate behavior

[brave geyser]

depends on the corporation

[tame plover]

does it tho

nowadays, does it tho

[brave geyser]

i misread

thought the words were the other way around

[ornate fiber]

Finally Kira of the Land

[clear stream]

Kira of the sea solos

[ornate fiber]

^^^^ NO CAP

[tame plover]

Destroys

[ornate fiber]

Jojolion theme when :///

[tame plover]

Claps

Fucks from behind

[brave geyser]

fax

[tame plover]

Opens his stomach and eats his organs like noodles

[clear stream]

jojolion character themes when please I want sexy plant man song

[tame plover]

Just wait 9 years

Simple enough

[neon raft]

[minor ore]

Theres this one jjl edit to batta its so good

[naive sedge]

♾/10

This panel 🤤🥫

[neon raft]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[naive sedge]

Wait

She said she was 12

I swear I’m 15

[neon raft]

he’s grown

[naive sedge]

Oh

[kind owl]

@naive sedge, Your Stand Rank is now level 3 !

[naive sedge]

Lol I had to put this panel in

[dreamy garden]

anyone know when the last two colored volumes are coming?

[minor ore]

Tomorrow

[dreamy garden]

fr?

[minor ore]

Yup

[dreamy garden]

oh shit fs

is it dropping on mangadex as well?

[minor ore]

Hell yea dude

[junior coral]

He’s kidding

Last two colored volumes don’t have a releasedate yet

[dreamy garden]

😔

[junior coral]

And when they’re released it will be a while before the English translations are put online

[dreamy garden]

i see

[minor ore]

We’ll crank it out in a day

[junior coral]

Fo sho

[minor ore]

We don’t pay our workers and we have like a dozen of them

[onyx stump]

jojo mystery

[minor ore]

Bitch where???

She's like 16 lol

[hoary temple]

who's 16

[heavy ledge]

Me

[minor ore]

Daiya is 16

[naive sedge]

Ik it was a joke

[minor ore]

Please sign my petition to castrate josuke

[orchid summit]

Joro

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2543876510

[maiden panther]

Read all off jojolion and didn’t come across the word gappy once

[upper knoll]

its a fanmade term

[barren bough]

when does the next UJ come out?

[junior coral]

Monday

[junior coral]

It’s a fanon term. People called Josuke “Gappy” before the first chapter even released because we didn’t know his name

[maiden panther]

Oh ok

[carmine turtle]

haruno higashikata best character

[brave geyser]

^

[hard meteor]

true

[rugged sun]

does anyone know a good website to get jojolion manga and other jojo merch?

[neon raft]

was just thinking this

[maiden panther]

Only started watching jojos late 2020 but I already read all the manga as well

Love the series so much 😩😩

[neon raft]

i started in 2016 but was an anime only until recently

[sinful bramble]

[minor ore]

Bruh

[neon raft]

wym how

i watched the anime parts

[junior coral]

I got into JoJo in 2019 and I’m currently four games away from completing every single official jojo media available to me

[minor ore]

I started jojos in april

[junior coral]

Animes, OVAs, movies, tv dramas, video games, novels, CD dramas, one-shots, other series made by araki, a fucking stage play, and a doujinshi where Kakyoin lays an egg

[minor ore]

Jouta

[neon raft]

you read & watched every part available ?

[junior coral]

Yeah homie

More than once

I’ve watched all of the anime (some seasons more than once) and read the entirety of the manga (some parts twice)

[neon raft]

kudos to you

i struggle to find motivation to watch anime of manga i already read

unless it’s reallyyyyyy good

[minor ore]

Ebay

[karmic cave]

blue hawaii is just

[sonic hollow]

started watching jojo while part 2 anime was airing and got up to mid way through part 4 before taking a break. only recently started reading the manga

[karmic cave]

a gmod npc spawner

[junior coral]

I caught up before the final two episodes of Golden Wind aired

[karmic cave]

how many chapters does jojolion have again?

[mossy cloak]

i started watching when gw was airing

[mossy cloak]

like 25

at least

[junior coral]

110

[karmic cave]

im at chapter 60

[junior coral]

Nice

[ornate fiber]

These linkers are everywhere…

[karmic cave]

king crimson has affected you smh

skipped half the part

[mossy cloak]

nah bro im not wrong

[karmic cave]

whats the weirdest stand in jojolion?

just askin, im ready for spoilers

[minor ore]

Probably like

Nuts and Bolts

[karmic cave]

its not that weird tbh

pretty basic actually

[minor ore]

Detaching limbs with nuts and bolts is the weirdest thing I can think of

[karmic cave]

have you read jojolion

[minor ore]

No

[karmic cave]

there's a stand that turns you into shit if you touch its fingerprints

one of the most overpowered stands in jojo tbh

in my opinion

[ornate fiber]

Vitamin C? OP?

[minor ore]

Is it this one?

[karmic cave]

no

that stand IS the most overpowered one in jojo

but i dont wanna spoil jojolion

[karmic cave]

to be fair you can disable your enemy with one touch

you dont even have to touch them, they need to touch something you did before

[placid swift]

||ah yes, i could go for some vitamins right now||

[minor ore]

Isn’t that the stand that completely destroys Rai, Kei, Jobin, and Kaato and was only defeated because of Josuke’s infinitely spinning bubbles and Yasuho’s Paisley Park Phone

[karmic cave]

thank you for spoliling whole jojolion to me

fuck you

[ornate fiber]

I

[placid swift]

"have you read jojolion"
"no"
(proceeds to spoil jojolion)

[karmic cave]

that was a shitty move smh

[minor ore]

i mean the person was askin for it "tell me about this thing i dont know about"

[minor ore]

Dude if anything you weren’t supposed to spoil it for me you promised

look what you did....

[karmic cave]

when did i spoil it

when

i just said its overpowered

i know how it works

but i dont know what the fuck it did to the main cast

[minor ore]

Damnnnn

[minor ore]

"bubbles dont care about your feelings"

[minor ore]

Me composing a troll

[karmic cave]

god damnit

[junior coral]

I may have said this over a hundred billion times in this server but you should not be in this channel if you don’t want to be spoiled

This channel is for spoiler discussions

[karmic cave]

thats why i asked if he read it or not

he said he hasn't

[junior coral]

Doesn’t matter man

It’s pretty common sense

[karmic cave]

ok but thats not my problem

[junior coral]

It is if you complain about spoilers

[karmic cave]

my problem is he lied and fucked over jojolion in one sentence

[junior coral]

That’s literally on you

This channel is for spoiler discussions and if you ignore that then that’s your fault

[karmic cave]

bru

[junior coral]

I don’t excuse him being a dick

[shut gulch]

WTF was that...

[karmic cave]

link

[junior coral]

It’s fucked up, but that is on you

[ornate fiber]

A link nitro scam ignore it

[karmic cave]

that doesnt change the fact he's a dick

[junior coral]

I never said it didn’t

[karmic cave]

and thats what im mad about

[junior coral]

But it’s still your fault. You should not be in here if you don’t want to be spoiled

[karmic cave]

i wanted to

say something about jojolion

[junior coral]

I literally do not care

[karmic cave]

cuz im 50% in

[junior coral]

You do not have the right to make everyone stop what they’re doing so you’re not spoiled. It is not up to us dumbass. That guy was a douchebag for doing that to you BUT YOU SHOULDNT HE HERE PERIOD

I MAY HAVE SAID THAT FIFTEEN TRILLION TIMES

JESUS CHRIST

THIS IS WHY I WARN PEOPLE THE SAME THING EVERY GODDAMN DAY

[karmic cave]

ok chill

[minor ore]

lmao

[karmic cave]

you shut up

[junior coral]

I am sick of it

[karmic cave]

i was aware of the spoilers

thats why i didnt read any conversations going on

i just got to my point

[junior coral]

It doesn’t make it any different

[minor ore]

why tf is everyone spoiling shit in here-

[junior coral]

IT IS ALLOWED

If you are in this channel and you are not caught up, it becomes your fault when you are spoiled

Especially if you are aware that this chat is for spoiler discussions

[karmic cave]

if i said anything about me being mid jojolion he would spoil it to me anyways on purpose

[junior coral]

YOU SHOULDNT SAY IT THEN

AGAIN, THAT IS ON YOU

[ornate fiber]

This is literally the Jojolion chat it’s allowed

[junior coral]

The simplest way not to get spoiled is to not go into the spoiler channel dumb fuck!!!

[karmic cave]

can you

please chill

[junior coral]

Can you go the fuck away

[karmic cave]

ok

:(

[junior coral]

[minor ore]

Lol

[heavy ledge]

Thanks greeny for defending our sacred manga from dumb people

[karmic cave]

hey :(

[tame plover]

Dum dum

Online bullying is cool

[karmic cave]

i already feel like shit please stop

[tame plover]

bruh

[heavy ledge]

Yes, i feel bullied every time someone asks how jojolion ends without reading a single page

[karmic cave]

I did not ask how it ends

man lied to me that he didnt read it

so i trusted him

then he spoiled all of it

[heavy ledge]

But you are here ruining the experience for yourself

[tame plover]

Cope harder man

And don’t expect people online to not lie

[heavy ledge]

I appreciate jojolion a lot

[minor ore]

I'm playing piano in the jojo discussions vc

[heavy ledge]

Cool

[hard meteor]

its your own fault tbh

[karmic cave]

i just wanted to say something about blue hawaii, not my fault some dude got me into a conversation just to ruin jojolion on purpose

[karmic cave]

yeah but thats not my point

that was a dick move

[tame plover]

K

[hard meteor]

meh you still shouldve been smarter about being in this channel if you didnt want spoilers

[heavy ledge]

This you?

[tame plover]

If you don’t like dick moves then stop being a dick

And move on

[karmic cave]

how am i a dick

[karmic cave]

yes because stand abilities dont really have to do with story

[hard meteor]

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Stand Rank is now level 39 !

[tame plover]

...

[heavy ledge]

...

[minor ore]

I'm playing piano in the jojo discussions vc

[karmic cave]

silence

[kind owl]

@karmic cave, Your Stand Rank is now level 16 !

[karmic cave]

🗿

[karmic cave]

ok.

[heavy ledge]

My braincells are dying all at the same time

[karmic cave]

cope, ratio or something

🗿

[junior coral]

Why are you still in this channel

[karmic cave]

cuz there is nothing more to spoil tbh

[junior coral]

Lmfao

[karmic cave]

I'm an idiot but can we agree that the dude who lied to me and spoiled it all was a dick

[junior coral]

Yeah so what

Get over it seriously

[heavy ledge]

Why isnt there a rule to mute annoying people

[karmic cave]

k

[karmic cave]

so what i can just go to general spoilers and tell everyone whats the sbr ending

[ornate fiber]

Oh my god

[hard meteor]

after this dumb conversion nah you deserved it

[ornate fiber]

You could have just left it at that but nooooo

[junior coral]

You can literally do that

[tame plover]

Vote storm today for mod

[karmic cave]

he did it before the conversation even started wdym

[junior coral]

General spoilers is a channel for spoiler discussion what do you not understand about that

Why are you having so much trouble understanding that you can be spoiled in spoiler discussion channels

[karmic cave]

my reputation in the server is fucking ruined smh

[tame plover]

:troll:

[heavy ledge]

Who cares

[hard meteor]

stop typing

[karmic cave]

:(

[junior coral]

Jesus christ no one cares

[heavy ledge]

Anyway vote for storm

[junior coral]

Vote?

[heavy ledge]

Idk

I just woke up and my back hurts like hell

[junior coral]

Damn

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[karmic cave]

btw where can i read jojolion in colour

[junior coral]

Mangadex.org

The final 8 chapters have not been released in color yet

[karmic cave]

thx

[heavy ledge]

https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[junior coral]

That site doesn't go up to Chapter 102

[heavy ledge]

Then ask mods to pin another msg bc thats the only link there is

[junior coral]

DucksWithHats did the latest colored volumes on Mangadex.org

Cause JJCA is taking their sweet ass time

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[heavy ledge]

I cleaned a whole chapter in two days i dont know why they are taking so long

[junior coral]

I don't know why either

DWH did them in like a month

JJCA has been stuck on Chapter 70 for two whole years

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[heavy ledge]

Idk, i assume duck isnt using dogparks godly translation which is sad

[junior coral]

They are I think!

[minor ore]

uh

idk actually

let me check

[heavy ledge]

Pls

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[minor ore]

Due to one of our members being apprehended by the CCP, we have been obligated to use the Mandarin Chinese translation for the remainder of the volumes

[tame plover]

Vote for me today

[minor ore]

Mixture of Hiwa and Dogpark

same as the last volumes

[junior coral]

JJCA was Hiwa exclusive

[tardy hawk]

sheesh

[minor ore]

Yes... Of course you can.....

[junior coral]

Lmao 🙂

[minor ore]

So Jojolion still isn't fully coloured?

[junior coral]

No lol

[minor ore]

[junior coral]

Volumes 25 and 26 have not been released yet

It's only the last 8 chapters not colored yet

[minor ore]

[neon raft]

you guys that are discussing jjl in this chat are assholes

[junior coral]

cope!

[minor ore]

Sorry, Juu-sama
I promise I won't talk about Jojolion in #jojolion ever again

[minor ore]

yea

[woven sedge]

Tooru is the worst written jjba MV

[minor ore]

You won't be saying that when he reappears in part 9

[woven sedge]

I mean idk?

[junior coral]

Yep

[minor ore]

Nope

[rugged sun]

Nop

[minor ore]

they just can't handle the Tooru style

[rugged sun]

True

[neon raft]

weird way to spell pucci

[woven sedge]

Pucci was ok. Not in the top. But better then tooru

Tooru really couldn’t shine which was a shame

I wanted him to be better but araki was pressed for time so tooru had to be rushed. He was essentially just a normal rock human

[junior coral]

Pucci literally the best written mv

[hard meteor]

Pucci is absolutely in the top

[ebon shadow]

No cap

[neon raft]

yeah i was playing idek who tooru is yet

[junior coral]

Juu....

[ebon shadow]

I didnt even read part 9 yet 💀

[junior coral]

ong

[minor ore]

[ebon shadow]

I started jojo two weeks ago

[junior coral]

What part are you on bruh

[ebon shadow]

It kay be dum but at part 5

I finished it last day

[junior coral]

You shouldn't be in this channel if you're not caught up lol

These channels are for spoiler discussions

[ebon shadow]

Im waiting for stone ocean anime release and then buy part 7,8,9

[junior coral]

You can't buy them in english

[ebon shadow]

Meh doesent matter i got spoilered tok much

[ebon shadow]

U serious-

[junior coral]

Lmao yeah

Part 5 isn't even out in english yet

Only the first volume

You can read all parts for free in english and color online, though

[ebon shadow]

I rather buy em

[kind owl]

@ebon shadow, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[ebon shadow]

Bc i watched part 1-5

[junior coral]

You will literally not be able to read them if you do lol

[ebon shadow]

Ye ik ik

[junior coral]

They're out in other languages not in English

So how are you gonna do it

[ebon shadow]

Good question

[junior coral]

??

[ebon shadow]

In which languages are they avaible

[junior coral]

What other languages do you speak lol

[ebon shadow]

German.

[junior coral]

It's out in German

[ebon shadow]

YESSSS

[junior coral]

I'm not sure how far along it is, though

Ah

[ebon shadow]

Atleast its out

[junior coral]

It's only on Part 2 in German

[ebon shadow]

Of part 9?

So volume 2 part 9?

[junior coral]

Part 2 Volume 1 releases in February for Germany

[ebon shadow]

Oh-

[junior coral]

Part 9 isn't released anywhere at all yet

Hasn't come out

[ebon shadow]

Im confused now.

[junior coral]

About?

[ebon shadow]

Alot of ppl talk about part 9

But why shouldnt it he relwased thwn

[minor ore]

It's confirmed to come out, but it's not out lol

[junior coral]

Different countries take longer to release them all

[ebon shadow]

Aha ok-

[junior coral]

I know that in English they only started releasing volumes in 2015

That's why we're only on Part 5 in the west

[ebon shadow]

Ok

[junior coral]

The first German volume came out in August of this year

So it's gonna be a while until it's caught up

[ebon shadow]

Guess imma learn Japanese anyway 🤷‍♀️

[junior coral]

Buddy

You can read them online in English for free

[ebon shadow]

Ye but i wanna collect and read them once i own em

[junior coral]

You can't read Japanese?

[neon raft]

[junior coral]

So how are you gonna do that?

[ebon shadow]

Learn Japanese.

[junior coral]

Like it's that simple bruh

[ebon shadow]

I mean imma do it anyway sometime

[junior coral]

Also do you know how many volumes there are in JoJo, total?

130

And if you plan on just collecting Parts 7 and 8 that's 51

[ebon shadow]

Cool i guess-

[junior coral]

??? you really plan on spending all that money and time learning Japanese and buying all those volumes when you could literally start reading it online for free right now

What is the point?

[ebon shadow]

✨room looks✨

[junior coral]

I've read it all online but I also buy them just to support the series

But I don't buy the Japanese volumes to read them, I literally can't

And you don't just up and decide to learn Japanese like it's that fucking easy

And read 52 books

[ebon shadow]

I never daid its easy

[junior coral]

But why go through the effort?

[ebon shadow]

I already heard how hard it should be

[junior coral]

That's so much time and money just to read some comic books?

When it's also readily available in the palm of your hand ???????????

Seriously why ????

[ebon shadow]

Its for the worthiness of the joestar bloodlins.

[junior coral]

That's bullshit

You can pull it up on your phone right now at no expense

[ebon shadow]

Better question: AT WHAT FUCKING SITESS

[junior coral]

I will literally give you 10 right now off the top of my head

All you have to do is ask man no one told you it had to be difficult. It is so simple to get on your phone or computer

99.99999% of the english speaking JoJo fans who've read all the parts had to do it online

[ebon shadow]

Mk-

[kind owl]

@ebon shadow, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[hard meteor]

mangasee123,and or mangadex

[junior coral]

Mangadex.org is the best place

But there's dozens and dozens of other places

Mangadex.org has the widest selection of languages and the highest quality

But the UI is kind of stupid sometimes

There are also no ads

[ebon shadow]

Mk thx i saved rn

@junior coral whats Hamon master?? Just asking bc i scroll through ppl rn

[junior coral]

What do you mean

The ranks ?? on this server??

[ebon shadow]

Yes ranks

[junior coral]

It's just the name of them

It's arbitrary

[ebon shadow]

Aha

[woven sedge]

Isn’t even out yet

[neon raft]

not in the us

[minor ore]

Joshu has completely lost it lmao 💀💀

[zenith blaze]

As he should

Yasuslut

[minor ore]

Unfunny

[junior coral]

Unfunny

[woven sedge]

Unfunny

[sinful bramble]

Unfunny

[hard meteor]

Unfunny

[mossy cloak]

Unfunny

[whole finch]

Unfunny

[minor ore]

Yknow

I think it’s pretty funny

[whole finch]

stfu

[mossy cloak]

of course it had to be that one dude

[junior coral]

That Dude

[heavy ledge]

people who disrespect yasuho should not be allowed to speak

[tulip bolt]

yes

[whole finch]

f yasuho

[tulip bolt]

f

[crisp vigil]

rai gets the exception

[tulip bolt]

anyway he's dead now so

[junior coral]

Yeah…

[tulip bolt]

sad

[crisp vigil]

not in my world

[tulip bolt]

dawn how

[crisp vigil]

magic

[tulip bolt]

STANDO POWER

[minor ore]

Can someone explain how part 8 curse

[tulip bolt]

the curse of the higashikata family ?

[minor ore]

Mhmmmm! It's kinda confusing since the rock thingyyy

[tulip bolt]

yes it's pretty weird but the first boy born of a new generation gonna turn in rock at the age of 10 and the only way to survived is to transmit the curse to anther person

[hard meteor]

pretty simple to understand

[tulip bolt]

it just work

[sonic hollow]

the first born in a generation is infected with an incurable disease that turns them into rock with the only way to get rid of it being an equivalent exchange to someone else. every generation one of the grandparents sacrifice themselves and exchanges the disease from the child to them allowing the child to survive but at the cost of the grandparent

[tulip bolt]

thank you

[minor ore]

OHHHH THE GRANDPARENT OK I GET IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

How curse started

?

[tulip bolt]

because of the holy corpse if i remember well

[sonic hollow]

johnny used the holy corpse to cure his wife but the disease spread to there son. i dont think its ever explained how it started

but its weird that rina got it in her mid 20's when its supposed to infect girls at age 11

[tulip bolt]

so i was right

good to know

[sonic hollow]

the disease has nothing to do with the corpse (i think). johnny got the corpse as a last resort to cure her

[hard meteor]

weird how she got it in the first place,its supposed to affect the eldest sibling but shes the youngest sibling going by the family tree

[tulip bolt]

it blow my mind

i just gonna do like kars and stop thinking

[sonic hollow]

yea the origin of the disease is never explained. earliest records we're shown is the case of rina and johnny

who the hell knows how it managed to spread the main higashikata family

[minor ore]

It'll be explained in part 9

[sonic hollow]

sure sure

[minor ore]

[tulip bolt]

hope so

[sonic hollow]

along with flashback man and tooru's origins

100%

[hard meteor]

(coping),the disease wouldn't even be relevant by then

[sonic hollow]

with enough copium anything is possible

[tulip bolt]

i am exited for part 9 i have some idea of stand name and ability that can be use but guess what araki reseved to us in this part

[royal bane]

https://youtu.be/U-jUgayxfog

i found this, and its really good!

[minor ore]

Araki drew jotaro

In jojolion artstyle

[minor ore]

Lies

[tulip bolt]

i see it already and it's pretty good

[minor ore]

Lmao yeah it's just nijimura

[tulip bolt]

wow

there's no differences in the pic

[minor ore]

Yeah it's surprising how similar they look in this pic

[tulip bolt]

in english please

ok don't say anymore i just gonna open google traduction

[minor ore]

@sudden nymph

[tulip bolt]

wow i just translate that and it's super sus

🗿 brazil

[minor ore]

This is why no one wants to go to Brazil

[tulip bolt]

yeah

[near cedar]

Time to Google translate

[tulip bolt]

just don't translate that

trust me

[heavy ledge]

it says that it began with a sin

you dont need every single detail explained

[sonic hollow]

not asking for every detail to be explained. we were just talking about the rock disease

[tulip bolt]

if we can't talk well...

[hard meteor]

i mean this is an important detail that should be explained

[near cedar]

@torn topaz speak English also don't say creepy shit

[kind owl]

@torn topaz, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[tulip bolt]

oh no he tranlate

[hard meteor]

it be like if the corpse never got explained or the arrow never getting a reason for existing

[tame grotto]

tbf arrow didnt get explained until a part after it was introduced no?

[kind owl]

@tame grotto, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[tulip bolt]

yes

[hard meteor]

yeah the origin of how it was made was in 5 but my point is the rock disease is built up for almost the entirety of the part and is cured near the end making it no longer plot important but we dont get any real closure on where it came from and how it starterd,it wouldnt really make much sense for it to brought up in 9 as its already cured from the family.

[tulip bolt]

ok thank you

[thick horizon]

How did Toruu’s hair get so round

Never questioned it

[sonic hollow]

he took a page from josuke 4's book on how to fuck up hair

[thick horizon]

Makes sense

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lime pewter]

[minor ore]

The rock disease had a vague origin and it remained that way

We don't really need an answer

But if Araki feels like explaining it then that's okay

[crisp vigil]

tooru's head is actually shaped like this

and his hair fits on top like a soap dish

if tooru trips then the whole piece falls off

[minor ore]

Lol literally correct for WoU

When || the top of his head explodes we can see that it was hollow ||

[crisp vigil]

its a tin can

[ornate fiber]

#WigSnatched

[brave geyser]

:(

it was innocent

didn't deserve what happened

[ornate fiber]

Rip Funky Tooru wig :{

[whole finch]

rip tooru

Wait

I forgot I hate tooru

[ornate fiber]

Rip Tooru’s wig 😣

[whole finch]

crying

vomiting

[brave geyser]

the wig was innocent

tooru deserved it tho

L for him

[ornate fiber]

Big L for wig and hair loss

[sage pagoda]

Any news on jojolands?

[placid swift]

he sure is

[naive sedge]

The first chapter should come out in December

For jojolion

[sage pagoda]

Hopefully

[minor ore]

The explanation for it could link into the explanation for another relevant plot point

Like it might be just briefly mentioned during that

[minor ore]

Lmao

[minor ore]

guys look

[hard meteor]

cringe

[minor ore]

yep

here is something that aint cringe

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[minor ore]

Started reading jojolion

[junior coral]

No news in UJ. Check back next month

[brave geyser]

jojo

no idea

[minor ore]

Isn’t that monkey from a show called uno momento or something

[brave geyser]

possibly

[minor ore]

idk

[brave geyser]

for part 9?

we don't know yet

but it isn't gonna be emporio or shizuka

[quasi oak]

31 minutos

[hoary temple]

Did you not watch part 4

Why do you not know shizuka then

[quasi oak]

Jojo

[brave geyser]

shizuka is the invisible baby

[hoary temple]

no it's the baby

[icy knot]

jojo

[junior coral]

The Tsuda emote can be my month and a half early birthday present

[icy knot]

jojo

[lime pewter]

[wind veldt]

aerosmith requiem act 4 reverb over heaven: the world bites the dust

[brave geyser]

why is reverb in it tho

[junior coral]

Mf really snuck Reverb in there lmao

[vernal cave]

Who is the user of Wonder of U

[minor ore]

"Read part 8" is the user of Wonder of U

[vernal cave]

Wrong

[sonic hollow]

no he's right

[sonic hollow]

thanks man!

[tender silo]

I got a really important question for all of you

[junior coral]

ok

[tender silo]

Would Mista hate Josuke from part 8 because he has...yk...4?

[neon raft]

i don’t think mista would know

[minor ore]

not unless he checked

[junior coral]

Isn't Yasuho canonically the only one who knows about his situation

Like I don't think he just goes around saying that he has an abnormal amount of testicles

[hard meteor]

yeah other than her no one knows or cares

[minor ore]

Joshu obviously knows too

He was there when Josuke came from the ground

But chooses to never bring it up

He only did for that one time

[crisp vigil]

i dont think josuke even knows that its not normal

[heavy ledge]

So we have gone around again to discuss josukes genitals

Daiya arguments next

[minor ore]

Daiya cringe.

[sinful bramble]

[neon raft]

ping me when we get to hato appreciation

[heavy ledge]

That never happens. People either argue about stuff or shit on other characters

[neon raft]

fck

[minor ore]

Leave the Hato appreciation to me

[light swift]

imo gappy should be more open about his balls to show his superiority over all men around him

[sonic hollow]

it would definitely be a conversation starter

[light swift]

Wait more balls means more testosterone. Wouldn’t that mean gappy has blood flow issues?

[junior coral]

Gappy is the manliest man

[light swift]

Indeed

[minor ore]

Manliest to least manliest
Jonathan

Gappy

Jotaro

Giorno

Joseph

Josuke

Jolyne

POWER GAP

Johnny

[whole finch]

huge gap

[hard meteor]

massive gap

[neon raft]

oof

jjl chat is like a different server

[minor ore]

funny story actually