jojolion

[near cedar]

Not even once

[hoary temple]

I don't think Johnny has either

Sbrverse Jojo's just glued to their hats I guess

[molten rose]

I guess what we can confirm with both tusk and soft & wet with them unlocking new powers like Go Beyond and Act 4. I assume stands can now go pass there usual limits creating something that they never could do

[hoary temple]

That what never could do

[brave geyser]

act 4 makes sense tho

the whole part was about spin

the final improvement on spin would be a perfect spin that doesn't end

[molten rose]

well if Soft & Wet Go Beyond has spin, could it defeat Love Train since the only thing to defeat it is Spin

[brave geyser]

no

go beyond isn't infinite spin

[molten rose]

fair enough

I was mostly confused on what Soft & Wet Go Beyond was since it came out of no where like Gappy just inherited Spin

so could this mean that all of Johnny's descendants have spin potential?

[hoary temple]

Anyone has spin potential, you just gotta learn it

[hard meteor]

ye

[plain silo]

No, he didn't. Descendants don't have spin potential or shit like that. To begin with Go Beyond is just rotational energy. It dosent have the amount of rotational energy you would get when you use the spin techinque although there is still a significant amount there.
Basically gb has nothing to do with the spin techinque

[junior coral]

Because Johnny and Gyro had to learn Spin, Gappy just like figured out he could do it

[whole finch]

Gappy just different

[minor ore]

OH MY GOS

GOD

ITS THE "THE SPIN IS NOT THE SPIN"

BAHAHSHSH

[whole finch]

Lol

[molten rose]

I'm gonna be stupid here but what's the difference between The Ripple and Hamon?

[junior coral]

No it’s still the spin

[whole finch]

Nine

[minor ore]

Its the same

[whole finch]

None

[brave geyser]

name

[junior coral]

Hamon is ripple in Japanese

[hoary temple]

nothing those are the same things

[whole finch]

The ripple is the English translation

[bleak cosmos]

None

[minor ore]

Dude don't do it, its "the spin is not the spin"....

We can't beat it

[molten rose]

doesn't stand mean like Spirit Hamon in Japanese Kanji or something?

[whole finch]

Idk probably

[plain silo]

The spin is the name of a technique used to enhance the rotational energy of spinning objects. Gappy isn't using the technique.

[minor ore]

"Ghostly Ripple" but don't look too deeply into it, its just to show that they're both abilities and shit

[junior coral]

He’s using Spin

There are not two Spins in JoJo

[hard meteor]

god are we doing this again

[whole finch]

ehhh reach the spin is a general term

[flint blaze]

spin=/=spin

[hard meteor]

it is literally the same spin thats been clarified like 8 different times now

[junior coral]

Lmao

[brave geyser]

you're all wrong

it's actually a servant from fate

[minor ore]

But did you know that josuke is using the rotating ripple

[junior coral]

Hmmm actually it’s Spin and Speen. Big difference!

[molten rose]

hey if you want something to argue about

[flint blaze]

spoon

[molten rose]

Dicuss who's Gappy true counterpart to the original universe

[whole finch]

spun

[junior coral]

None

[molten rose]

is it Josuke? Jotaro?

[minor ore]

Nobody cause there's a bunch

[junior coral]

I hate this topic

[hoary temple]

Gappy is an enigma

[whole finch]

its shigechi actually

[junior coral]

There doesn’t have to be a counterpart for every single thing

Gappy is literally meant to be special in that he is his own person

It defeats the entire purpose of his character arc when people argue who he is “a counterpart” of

[minor ore]

He's got elements from Giorno, Josuke, Jotaro, and besides them, a whole bunch of others, there's not one true counterpart for anyone, especially Josuke

[whole finch]

hes true

[plain silo]

But not the golden rectangle one.

[junior coral]

Of course not ??

[hoary temple]

Giorno?

[brave geyser]

yeah he's using a fate servant

[junior coral]

Nope

[junior coral]

You’ve lost your mind

[molten rose]

yea like a bunch of JoJos share a bunch of elements towards each other

[plain silo]

Indeed

[whole finch]

hes spinning yo mom right round

[junior coral]

Like you’re so far gone it is impossible to reel you back in

[molten rose]

Like Joseph and Josuke share alot and Giorno and Jonathan as well

[plain silo]

Sad

[minor ore]

Josuke actually has a dmg 99 real knife

[brave geyser]

use beach boy

[junior coral]

Beach Boy ||died||

[hard meteor]

obviously he doesnt have golden rectangle he never learned it

[molten rose]

take a shot everytime you see a knife in JoJo

[junior coral]

Take a shot every time someone says something stupid in this chat

[whole finch]

L

[junior coral]

Get liver disease in five minutes

[hoary temple]

time to die of alcohol poisoning

[hard meteor]

welp time to die

[molten rose]

I found my ball

[ornate fiber]

Vitamin C is such a good song, Damo had one of the coolest JJL references.

[brave geyser]

its not referencing the song

[burnt bloom]

whats it referencing

vitamisn

[brave geyser]

yes

[ornate fiber]

IMPOSSIBLE

[brave geyser]

damo likes oranges

[minor ore]

Why greeny like men now?

[brave geyser]

?

[ornate fiber]

Which Greeny

[hoary temple]

yeah which greenyy

[tame plover]

you know wich

[hoary temple]

no I do not

[ornate fiber]

Greeny

[tame plover]

Being greeny is lame

[hoary temple]

let's be yneerg then

[tame plover]

yes

[ornate fiber]

ʎuǝǝɹפ >>>>>

[tame plover]

Anything >>>>>>>> greeny

[hoary temple]

reverse time babey

[ornate fiber]

Down undah ʎuǝǝɹפ

[tame plover]

diver down

[ornate fiber]

Anasui my beloved

[tame plover]

our beloved

[hard meteor]

Godsui

[hoary temple]

midsui

[tame plover]

Godsui

[ornate fiber]

take that back

[hoary temple]

no

[ornate fiber]

[minor ore]

He looks like Tooru

[hoary temple]

it do though

[clear stream]

submerger south

[rain drum]

move on

[gloomy stratus]

||🐞|| jojolion spoiler

[plain silo]

Lmao

[plain silo]

That supposed to symbolize Holly's brain?

[gloomy stratus]

No a beetle

Bruhhh

[plain silo]

That looks nothing like a beetle 💀

[minor ore]

jose alll on that list

[gloomy stratus]

ITS A LADY BUG

[hard meteor]

no duh

[gloomy stratus]

It is a beetle

[flint blaze]

The emoji is literally named beetle

[minor ore]

Aahh

Im back from my nothing mute

Anyways

Jojolion amirite

[pure charm]

Jojolion fucking sucks

[minor ore]

Word

[pure charm]

Word

[junior coral]

It's obviously a ladybug

But ladybugs are types of beetles

[white pasture]

I believe that Jojolion > Bible

[junior coral]

Yeah

[pure charm]

WHAT

Allah>tooru

[junior coral]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

true

[frozen charm]

Who muted me

[junior coral]

Me

[frozen charm]

How!

[junior coral]

Magic

[minor ore]

Greenylands

[junior coral]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Is Allah stronger than Wonder of U

You need to pursue allah

[hard meteor]

allah wipes low diff

[pure charm]

Allah also beats goku

[plain silo]

Dosent mean it looks like one

[junior coral]

It is one

Ladybugs are types of beetles

But obviously it is a ladybug

[plain silo]

Interesting

[minor ore]

I thought lady bugs were a type of cockroach

[pure charm]

Lady bugs are buttplugs

[flint blaze]

Nah you’re talking about hamsters

[junior coral]

Coccinellidae is a widespread family of small beetles . . . The family is commonly known as ladybugs in North America

[frozen charm]

Allah solos

[pure charm]

W

[minor ore]

why tf does no one talk about how cool awaking III leaves is, like, its so pretty, its got a cool af ability, and no one talks about it

whyyyyyyy

[frozen charm]

Because Allah beats it

[junior coral]

People talk about it

[frozen charm]

She can't redirect the power of allah

With her arrows

[minor ore]

can't take allah in a fight

[tame plover]

Its cool and all, but it is no Killer Queen8

[frozen charm]

It's not racist

Allah

[minor ore]

inshallah

That's just what he would've liked, but part 8 took too long

[near cedar]

he could have still

Not done JoJolands

And retired

[heavy ledge]

My mans gonna keep going strong

[sudden nymph]

I honestly kinda liked how the rokakaka wasn’t explained

There are other stuff I can agree with you on like flashback man and stuff

But I didn’t really feel like it needed to be explained

[slender forge]

is there a stand in jojolion that can heal?

[kind owl]

@slender forge, Your Stand Rank is now level 8 !

[sudden nymph]

No

[sudden nymph]

Why not just read it

[slender forge]

well i don't have time

[heavy ledge]

Wdym it wasnt explained

[minor ore]

Left ambiguous for extra kino

[heavy ledge]

We dont have time to explain either

[slender forge]

oh never mind

[sudden nymph]

What do you mean

[heavy ledge]

I asked wdym first

It was pretty much explained

[slender forge]

i was asking if there was a healing stand in part 8 because in EOH tsurugi opens the hatch and it heals you. which confused me on what stand can heal in part 8, so it was my fault for being dumb and not reading the tips in the loading screens in EOH

[minor ore]

Yeah there’s a healing stand

It’s called Doggy Style

[slender forge]

oh cool

[minor ore]

I’m so sorry

[heavy ledge]

[crystal bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gif-19455118

[nimble bough]

you smug mf

[frozen charm]

What if jojolands is hornier than jojolion

[hard meteor]

that would be nice

[frozen charm]

Idk if Araki can top a naked lady in the first arc

Wait

[hard meteor]

what if he draws 3 naked ladies in the first chapter

[frozen charm]

Hold on

Nvm

Yea

He draws penis

(real(

Idk if araki has it in him to draw cock

[rugged sun]

All jojoland characters will be naked women

(Confirmed)

[barren bough]

even better 😈

[hard meteor]

[barren bough]

(Bo)ris J(ob)star

[minor ore]

Holy shit

[regal topaz]

When you realize that I am a rock was the same type of stand as WoU but only working on chestnuts

[minor ore]

I realized that eons ago

[regal topaz]

And i realized that now

[runic grail]

oh shit fr what a coincidence lmao

[junior coral]

Lol

[runic grail]

so part 9 is gonna be a different universe completely or araki tripping..? what do you think

[junior coral]

??

[runic grail]

what

[junior coral]

Where did you gather that from

[runic grail]

the interview...???

[junior coral]

Lmfao

[runic grail]

here

[junior coral]

He wrote that during SBR

He had it vaguely planned out

I’m almost certain that 15 years later now it will be in the same continuity

Part 9 won’t be a continuation of Part 7 anyway

[runic grail]

ah so it'll be the one to mark a trilogy in sbr

wait what

[junior coral]

It’ll be a continuation of Part 8 loool

[runic grail]

bruh lmao

[regal topaz]

But didn't Araki said that Emporio is going to be protagonist of part 9?

[kind owl]

@regal topaz, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[rugged sun]

pretty sure that interview is fake lol

and even if, what does that have to do with anything?

[regal topaz]

Idk

[hard meteor]

no

thats from a fake interview lmao

[junior coral]

Fake interview

[ornate fiber]

King

[arctic garnet]

🤩

[hard meteor]

🐐

[dreamy rose]

is Hato sticking her hand in his pocket?

[arctic garnet]

Don’t think so, but she could be

[dreamy rose]

either that or Araki drew those buttons on the pocket a bit sloppy

why is Hato wearing the same color as his spikes anyway, was the colorist just lazy?

[arctic garnet]

Ye it’s a similar purplish color

[lime oracle]

hello people

[frozen charm]

That interview is 1000000% fake and I hate it when people bring it up

Oh

Fuck 300 people already told you that

My bad

[hoary temple]

yeah don't trust anything from Papa Valentine

[junior coral]

Dude also puts huge manga spoilers in the thumbnails of his videos

I know he has every right to do so but in a community where the anime onlies outnumber the rest of us, and where your main audience is anime onlies, it's really fucking rude

[frozen charm]

Yea anime onlies outnumber us 1000 to 1

[junior coral]

One would assume

[frozen charm]

Isnt like 65% of this server anime only

[junior coral]

One would assume

[frozen charm]

Stfu green you know I'm right

[minor ore]

He fucking shreds it on guitar he has no reason to submit to an*me fans

[frozen charm]

True

[junior coral]

Man

[vague cloud]

josuke 8

[ornate fiber]

So true Mista

[minor ore]

go to sleep bro

[ornate fiber]

11am

[minor ore]

Yeah

Thats like 11pm

[brave geyser]

but with an a

[minor ore]

Ywah

[ornate fiber]

Aussie moment

[brave geyser]

do you come from a land down under?

where women glow and men plunder

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gappy-dancing-dance-moves-josuke-higashikata-gif-17718737

[minor ore]

josuke stop dancing

[ornate fiber]

Let him dance :{

[brave geyser]

yeah

[copper jay]

hes just vibing, let him vibe

[ornate fiber]

I like large fries but not fried chimkin

[clear stream]

fremch freye………..

[minor ore]

Wait so ummmmmm why does joskue8 have 4 testicals?

Cause kira ate some balls

[junior coral]

Read the manga

[minor ore]

Jk it's cause the two fused together after eating to rokaka

Oh ok

[heavy ledge]

Are you serious

[minor ore]

Let it happen

[minor ore]

SBR reader coming out of #jojolion looking like this cause they asked "why gappi have 4 balls lol" and someone explains the entire plot

When you realize that the floral patterns on Tooru's pants compliment his method of hiding in the trees and bushes

[junior coral]

As per usual jojolion chat is the only sane one

[burnt bloom]

Tooru's design just gets better the more i find out about it

[ornate fiber]

I agree ^

Also wow, that detail

[minor ore]

Yeah I reread the calamity arc and picked up on it

im thinking based

Im gonna reread jojolion now that its over

Don't it sucks

[junior coral]

tru

[minor ore]

Nah

[viscid lintel]

Ok the later half of the calamity arc was a haze especially not fully understanding Wonder of U, like I get the ability on paper but like in practice, for example the guy calamity made run over josuke, why did his neck snap?

[minor ore]

I forced his neck to snap on command

[viscid lintel]

Or like why did tooru say if they looked at his face they would die would that count as a persist action?

[minor ore]

Who

Who ran over josuke what

[viscid lintel]

When josuke was pursuing the head doctor I though, random guy ran him over or nearly did. Then he got out of the car to confront josuke but josuke made sure the man didn’t touch him, and then his neck snapped

[kind owl]

@viscid lintel, Your Stand Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

Oh

That was 2 different people

[viscid lintel]

Oh it was?

[minor ore]

Yes

And, it's shown that wonder of u can amplify damage generally so Josuke touching someone and it leading to a snapped neck is not that far fetched

(Alternatively, you could say that the calamity was that the cops are now onto Josuke and that was simply the prompt for it)

[viscid lintel]

Oh yeah I understand that, I’m just wondering why that man got his neck snapped because I don’t remember him being in pursuit of WoU

So the ability wouldn’t activate onto him I wouldn’t think

[minor ore]

Yeah well it was Josuke's calamity so

I don't think WoU really cares for the lives of innocents

[viscid lintel]

Oh yeah that makes sense, so I guess since josuke never touched the man his “calamitous energy” never transferred so instead the man took the brunt of the damage, is that right?

[hoary temple]

so if it can just snap your neck, wou could probably cause aneurysms and heart attacks right?

[minor ore]

WoU will cause whatever is needs to

[viscid lintel]

It’s a possibility but I didn’t think WoU got to choose how it attacks

It just charges calamities towards a person in any shape or size

[brave geyser]

just targets

[minor ore]

Well yes but that doesn't happen because the plot would stop

[hoary temple]

could it cause natural disasters

[minor ore]

Yes

?

[viscid lintel]

But also, why was Tooru all like “if you look at my face you will die 🤪”

[minor ore]

It caused a landslide and killed Mamezuku's father

[viscid lintel]

Can probably do anything to make the environment kill a target

[hoary temple]

because I guess that would count as pursuit

[viscid lintel]

Really? Just looking at his face?

Damn

[minor ore]

If the calamity has reached its final power

Yea

[viscid lintel]

What’s that mean

Sorry I’m dumb

[minor ore]

Like the more you pursue, or the more dangerous the pursuing action, the deadlier the calamity

[viscid lintel]

Ooh I see, so I guess coming into contact with the users face counts as the most deadly form

So it could do shit like instant kill you with like stopping your heart or causing you to have a seizure

[hoary temple]

yeah wou is kinda busted

[viscid lintel]

But I’m assuming he can choose to not inact this power otherwise it would’ve capped yasuho long ago

[inner tide]

Started Part 8

4 balls man

[heavy ledge]

Yea right

[tranquil flax]

Aye this is random but I started reading jojolion and Joshu and his sis act exactly like how siblings act lmao

[brave geyser]

lol

[ornate fiber]

Hato and Joshu are literally me and my brother.

[pure charm]

And I'm josuke

I eat shaving cream

[brave geyser]

how does it taste

:( ignored

[flint blaze]

Because she was intending to. That is pursuit.

[elfin tangle]

Then any reason Josuke didn't get hit

[flint blaze]

?

[elfin tangle]

He was sitting there, planned, looking at the Head Doctor with clear intention but Tooru was like "shit I can't do anything he's not pursuing!" but wouldn't that count as pursuit since he's looking at the stand? Same logic that fucked Mitsuba over?

[flint blaze]

I think the difference is it was Tooru who walked in, going after Josuke. So it is him that did the pursuit and Josuke remains stationary and simply observes. Both Yasuho and Mitsuba actively try to look at Tooru/Satoru to know more.

[elfin tangle]

But I'm pretty sure Tooru/WOU deducted that Josuke had a plan to hurt him. Feels convenient that he doesn't get hit with calamity despite it clearly being a ploy to hurt Tooru yet he gets hit for destroying the rokakaka samples. Another plan that didn't involve directly attacking the Head Doctor.

[sinful bramble]

[brave geyser]

he still didn't go anywhere near the head doctor

[elfin tangle]

Pretty sure he didn't get closer when he destroyed the samples yet WOU said "get fucked Josuke"

[full spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYce8WPGqWE

[minor ore]

Wonder of U did not do anything because he noticed the room was a trap lol

He saw the visible bubbles planted around the room

Oh you said that

Huh

What is this arguement about

[elfin tangle]

Not much of an argument

Just me being confused about WOU's consistency

We've seen time and again that WOU launched calamities while standing still in a power stance. Yet this time he couldn't for some reason.

[near cedar]

I'd say it's also pretty convenient how Kaato despise clearly intending to hurt Tooru and attacking him with Space Trucking just doesn't get interrupted by a Calamity for the entire scene until she kills him

"Has no intention to peruse"
My ass she doesn't

[brave geyser]

she trapped the calamities between her cards

[near cedar]

Was that said cuz I don't remember it

[brave geyser]

just doing a little trolling

[near cedar]

Thought so

[quiet cargo]

[minor ore]

She was only spawning the plant, right?

[frozen charm]

8 billion people

4 billion men

8 billion balls

😳

[brave geyser]

8 billion and 2

[frozen charm]

True

But there's also a chance some men don't have balls

So like

Kinda rounding up

[tame plover]

If a man doesn’t have balls it’s probably because of a accident of sorts

[frozen charm]

Or birth defect

[tame plover]

Can you have a penis without balls

[frozen charm]

Yes

[brave geyser]

ask kira of the sea

[frozen charm]

You mean Haruno?

[tame plover]

Well he has half a dick

[tame plover]

n o

[brave geyser]

lmao

[white pasture]

Josuke higashikata is the best looking character araki has ever crafted

[hard meteor]

True

[odd shore]

which one?

[brave geyser]

either way it's wrong

its clearly tamami

[odd shore]

right, jojolion channel,

[odd shore]

IM GONNA SKIN YOU FOR LIKING THAT SHORT BASTARD

[brave geyser]

tf u mean short

[ornate fiber]

Be nice to Ash

[odd shore]

theres two?

[brave geyser]

my man has to put his legs into 110 degree angles to be koichis height

[frozen charm]

I am going to level up

[kind owl]

@frozen charm, Your Stand Rank is now level 14 !

[hard meteor]

how!

[frozen charm]

Magic

[lost slate]

ah it's good to see you eggward

[frozen charm]

Fake

[mossy cloak]

Just finished Phf

Shit was amazing 🗣️

[junior coral]

Now read 4th Another Day

I think it's better

[white pasture]

Read Oshi no Ko and Jojolion

[frozen charm]

I will never read the light novels

[white pasture]

2 SSS tier MC’s 😌🥰

[frozen charm]

Especially one about part 5

[brave geyser]

jojolion is my favourite light novel

[frozen charm]

True

Approximately 0 people would read jojolion if it were a light novel

They would read the 4 balls part then drop it

[mossy cloak]

who hasnt read jojolion

[mossy cloak]

its really good though and im not the biggest fan of p5 either

[mossy cloak]

and where can I read that

[junior coral]

I have a link to a PDF

If you so desire

[mossy cloak]

oh that would be sweet

[frozen charm]

https://tenor.com/view/dnc-do-not-care-sleeper-sleeping-stfu-gif-18757897

[junior coral]

#641019520613482507 message

[mossy cloak]

dinc

[junior coral]

Wait fuck

Hold on

[frozen charm]

True

[mossy cloak]

cant click on it

[junior coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641019520613482507/849112496421732352/Fixed_Names_HWMN_The_Book_-_Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure_4th_Another_Day_by_Otsu_Ichi.pdf

Try that

[mossy cloak]

thank you greener i love you so much

[junior coral]

🤯🤯🤯

[minor ore]

worlds most reddit streamer

[mossy cloak]

greetings, girlfriend

[minor ore]

hey babe. i love you, but i'm definitely the man in the relationship

[mossy cloak]

im sorry darling, lets just settle on a gay relationship then

[minor ore]

I like that idea sweetheart thank you

[junior coral]

What did I just witness

[mossy cloak]

bruh

im reading that 4th whatever ln

koichis perspective from the beginning once again

[mossy cloak]

nothing really

[junior coral]

4th Another Day should be made into an anime not PHF

[hard meteor]

same with dmq

[mossy cloak]

nah bro go with dog ningen

[kind owl]

@mossy cloak, Your Stand Rank is now level 22 !

[frozen charm]

True

I prefer the translated name tho

[mossy cloak]

dog human

[near cedar]

She dropped cards on him and that made his limbs disappear so that he couldn't move or attack then dropped Tsurugi and the plant

[mossy cloak]

omg arak

[minor ore]

The cards just fell bro

[minor ore]

hackraki the goat

[near cedar]

That 100% isn't true even if he said it

Because Araki doesn't plan the whole plot out ever

[minor ore]

"I'm not stopping until I finish part 20"
-Araki

Part 8 and 7 were his most planned out by jojo standards

he planned out 2 chapter ahead instead of 1

[junior coral]

??

[mossy cloak]

jojo part 9!!!!!

oimgggg

[mossy cloak]

bro thats the 4th another day novel

[junior coral]

Oh yeah Rohan said that

[near cedar]

Haven't read it

[junior coral]

Lmfao forgot

[frozen charm]

Rohan solos

😤

[mossy cloak]

bro dont tell me you thought it was araki

please purple

[junior coral]

I thought it was fabricated

[mossy cloak]

oh my fault og

[frozen charm]

True

Dino give me modn

Rn

Mod

[sudden nymph]

I don’t think he means the entire plot I think he just means like the main character and main villain and stuff

[frozen charm]

Mod, hand it over @sudden nymph

I will beg

:troll:

[sudden nymph]

There are 10 requirements

1. Give me money

[frozen charm]

Is one being your ebf?

Because that's easy

[minor ore]

check your paypal

[sudden nymph]

I don’t have pay pal

[frozen charm]

Check your left pocket @sudden nymph

[minor ore]

broke boy

[sudden nymph]

I do not accept nothingness

[frozen charm]

Fake

Dino left pocket reveal

Rn

Now

This instant

[frozen charm]

Ok

Now check your backpack

[sudden nymph]

It’s just a bunch of moon knight comics

[frozen charm]

Why did you delete my message

Mod abuse

[near cedar]

Nice backpack

[sudden nymph]

Thanks

[minor ore]

backpack of a champion

[hard meteor]

nice pocket bro

[mossy cloak]

that backpack looks sick

[sudden nymph]

Thanks it took me a while to get to this point

[mossy cloak]

the pocket prince

[frozen charm]

Nice left arm

[minor ore]

okay the backpack isn't that cool guys

[mossy cloak]

nice arm, looking big keep it up

[mossy cloak]

its alright, i thought it was a helmet anyway

[minor ore]

oh shoot you're right

looks like a bike helmet

[mossy cloak]

thats kind of sick

[pure charm]

Fake

[frozen charm]

Real

[tame plover]

Mid

[olive bobcat]

Yep

[hard meteor]

The 🐐

[tame plover]

The rok

[viral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[minor ore]

Have a no context panel

[hard meteor]

Based holly

[tame plover]

Holly the chad

[olive bobcat]

Sigma joestar-kira grindset

[foggy island]

Porn

[minor ore]

holly is frequent visitor of #general-spoilers

[sinful bramble]

[heavy ledge]

a porn star who lives in morioh that is surrounded by bears who could they be

yasuho chan or daiya are the only ones that come up to my mind

[grave moth]

No spoilers but uh, im at “Walking Heart”

Whats the next stand gonna be called?

And will the next stand be good?

[sinful bramble]

By next Stand what do you mean

Also don’t be here if you don’t want spoilers

[grave moth]

Like

Is the stand thats gonna be introduced next an intresting stand?

[hard meteor]

read and youll find out

[junior coral]

read and find out

[sinful bramble]

I think it’s Milagro Man, it’s a pretty funny and short arc

I don’t really care about the Stand itself that much but it’s a bit interesting

But yeah, keep reading obv

[junior coral]

The only filler arc in the part

[hard meteor]

and its kino

[grave moth]

Ooo

[junior coral]

nah

it's mid at best

[hard meteor]

cap

[junior coral]

||Joshu|| stans worship that arc like it's their bible

It's fine. Nothing special imo

[grave moth]

Its not boring like this arc, right?

[hard meteor]

nah its really good

[junior coral]

How was Walking Heart boring??????

With Tamaki Damo????

How was that boring?????

[grave moth]

Well, atleast Vitamin C and Killer Queen

[hard meteor]

also yeah wtf,did you just say vitamin c was boring

[junior coral]

HOW WAS THAT BORING???

[grave moth]

I dont feel like reading the backstory tbh

[junior coral]

jesus christ

the literal best parts of the arc

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-kneeling-harvey-sad-depressed-gif-20976905

[junior coral]

how is that not the most interesting part

man what

[hard meteor]

these people bro..

[grave moth]

Like wow Damo and the gang are on a boat
Can we please move on??

[junior coral]

Unreal

Worst take in this server yet

[grave moth]

Dont get me wrong

I like Damo

But the boat part is kind of boring ngl

[junior coral]

Man

[grave moth]

It went on for a bit longer than it should have

If you disagree, youre a NERD

Sorry, thats the rules

[junior coral]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-the-office-gif-8901282

[hard meteor]

awful opinion

legitimately awful arguably the worst sentence to written in this channel

[grave moth]

Ohohoh

I can go even lower

[next goblet]

ive noticied that since part 7 the main antagonist is soo op that the protaganist needs something above reality to deafet , it feels cheesy , but how else could they deafet someone with the ability to instantly kill who looks at him and causes clamity to who persue him

[grave moth]

Spoiler :(

Granted i knew that

But still a spoiler

[next goblet]

ok

[grave moth]

Wait why am i calling you out on a spoiler

[flint blaze]

||p5||

[junior coral]

You shouldn't be in here if you don't want spoilers

[grave moth]

This is literally #jojolion

[next goblet]

i thought am allowed to speak about spoilers for part 8

[midnight spear]

guys i've been wondering

are rock humans the SBRverse equivalent to the pillar men?

[hard meteor]

i mean 7s powerup made sense

[junior coral]

Spoilers are allowed in this channel.

[flint blaze]

tbf, diavolo wasn't that op but still

[junior coral]

You shouldn't be in here if you don't want spoilers

[next goblet]

i thought am allowed to speak about spoilers for part 8

[midnight spear]

guys i've been wondering

are rock humans the SBRverse equivalent to the pillar men?

[flint blaze]

you are

[midnight spear]

guys i've been wondering

are rock humans the SBRverse equivalent to the pillar men?

[flint blaze]

ye

[junior coral]

no

[grave moth]

Welp, im just gonna say one thing before i go

Autumn Leaves is the best stand in Jojolion

[junior coral]

There isn’t an equivalent of every single thing in these parts

[midnight spear]

ok

[flint blaze]

i dont think so

[grave moth]

Autumn Leaves is the best stand in Jojolion

[sinful bramble]

Most things in 7-8 are callbacks, but not equivalents

[junior coral]

I don't know why people assume every single thing has to have an equivalant

[midnight spear]

poor wording on my part, i just meant similar to, sorry

[sinful bramble]

It’s fine

[flint blaze]

still no

[midnight spear]

mk

[sinful bramble]

It’s fine

[junior coral]

One is made from rocks, one hibernates in walls.... not really that similar

[midnight spear]

good to know cuz i was starting to overthink things

[grave moth]

One is cool and the other is not so cool

[sinful bramble]

CEO of Dino AIDS in chat

[grave moth]

One is cool and the other is not so cool

[sinful bramble]

CEO of Dino AIDS in chat

[midnight spear]

good to know cuz i was starting to overthink things

[rugged stream]

Pillarmen are obviously better

[sudden nymph]

I’d argue that the rock human organization is actually more closer to passione then the pillar men

[junior coral]

Yes

Organized crime group

One faction is the drug trade

[sinful bramble]

I’ll agree

[sudden nymph]

[sudden nymph]

[grave moth]

Rock People > Pillar Men

Rock People > Pillar Men

[sudden nymph]

Dr wu is un ironically probably my favorite non main villain

Dr wu is un ironically probably my favorite non main villain

[midnight spear]

good point

[clear stream]

paper moon king makes me upset

[sudden nymph]

Why so

[clear stream]

because yasuho is sad

[sudden nymph]

Oh I thought you meant the stand

[clear stream]

no the arc

no the arc

[sinful bramble]

Bruh

Message duplication moment

[sudden nymph]

It only showed up once on mine

Weird

[junior coral]

Discord going stupid rn

[sinful bramble]

Yeah I assumed

[junior coral]

Half my messages aren't sending

[sudden nymph]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

This you

[sudden nymph]

Yes

How did you find that

I thought I deleted all of them

[junior coral]

More like Minedoctor Wu

[frozen charm]

The rock mafia

[sinful bramble]

Minecraft Wu

[frozen charm]

Minedor

[junior coral]

woah...

refrencere....

[frozen charm]

True....

[minor ore]

Mindor

minedor

my frien d

[mossy cloak]

My door

is always open for you dood

Dood

Dude 🙄

[grave moth]

I have a question

So, you get to gain a stand. But because of equivilant exchange, you have to sacrifice something. For the sake of the question, you can choose what you lose. So, what’ll it be?

[hard meteor]

huh

[junior coral]

the hair on my arms

[sinful bramble]

My brain

[heavy ledge]

the fat in my ass

no w8, i wont be able to cosplay mamezuku

[grave moth]

Any app where i can access the jojolion comics in full color?

[sinful bramble]

Idk if the last couple of chapters are coloured

Shouldn’t be hard to find the others though

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[arctic garnet]

🧍‍♂️

[plain canyon]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[minor ore]

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[heavy ledge]

so true

[minor ore]

top left for sure

[minor ore]

...

That last one...

[worthy shadow]

Kk. Answer the question tho

[minor ore]

😐

[rugged sun]

top left, yasuho described them as 2x2

[minor ore]

How you know it's not that bottom left though?

[rugged sun]

thats not what balls look like

[worthy shadow]

Could be bottom left lol

[worthy shadow]

💀

[minor ore]

...

[rugged sun]

i mean i dont think they would fuse together like that

[minor ore]

People don't usually have 4

[kind owl]

@rugged sun, Your Stand Rank is now level 12 !

[rugged sun]

i know i realized what i said was kind of stupid, for some reason i was imagining the fused balls as 1 pair lol

i see what you guys are saying now

but i think top left would make more sense

[minor ore]

Same, but you never know

Unless Araki decides to draw it

[placid swift]

you're all forgetting the legendary diamond shaped balls

[rugged sun]

i feel like josuke would be very uncomfortable if he had long ass dangling balls like that

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

You're talking about the guy that sleeps under a mattress

[heavy ledge]

the answer is literally here and everybody keeps asking the same question

[minor ore]

[placid swift]

perfectly aligned

[rugged sun]

i mean i use weighted blankets because i like the feeling of pressure on me while i sleep, sleepings under a whole mattress is a little extreme but jojo chararacters definitely arent normal

[woeful pilot]

I haven't been in here for like 3 months and this conversation is the first thing I see

[frozen charm]

Obviously

What else do you think we talk about?

[heavy ledge]

Karma being the main opposite force in jojolion? Pff no way, we gotta discuss important matters

For example, why there is no toilet in dr kiras appartment

[brave geyser]

he doesn't need one

[frozen charm]

A story about self discovery and living in the moment? We don't need that, now what do his balls look like

[heavy ledge]

Ladies dont go to the toilet

[frozen charm]

He pisses in the tub

And doesn't shit

He blows up his shit with killer queen

Obviously

Have y'all seen how small he can make sheer heart attack(s)

[heavy ledge]

Yea

But where does josefumi go then

Oh yea he is a man of the land, he just goes to the woods

[frozen charm]

He stores his poop in his bubbles

And then empties them in the woods

[heavy ledge]

What no jojolion does to a mf

[rugged sun]

uses killer queen to blow up shit in his ass

[frozen charm]

Already said that

[minor ore]

What if josuke got blue balls

Would it affect all of them or just two

Keeps me awake at night

[placid swift]

blue balls occurs when your balls suffocates from lack of blood, so i assume josuke uses 4 of his balls to nut, if so, then yes, 4 of his balls will turn blue

if he only uses 2 balls to nut, can he control which ones he nuts from?

[minor ore]

Maybe

Like sometimes my nut comes from one ball and it hurts for 10 minutes if I try to nut again

[minor ore]

What the fuck are you talking about

[heavy ledge]

this is why the universe has to be reseted

[brave geyser]

even ThatDude has no idea what's going on

[minor ore]

Cum does not come from one ball what

Why do you think we have two

[heavy ledge]

to support the other ball and give it encouragement

[minor ore]

Lmao

Yea u right

[minor ore]

yeah that's when you know this shits bizarre

[flint blaze]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[placid swift]

you mean you can't portion your nuts so that you can only lose 10% of your coom?

[sour lantern]

imagine it's a pair of nut sacks with the other one behind it, then you can hear clapping noises when gappy goes up the stairs

[vast ether]

what in the lord name have I walked in on?

[mystic furnace]

oh my god

[hoary temple]

what the fuck are you idiots discussing now

[heavy ledge]

The lack of jojolion makes everyone go back to the basic ball placement discussion

Then we will get to the daiya arguments again

[hoary temple]

why can't we have normal conversations, like ones about how fucking hot wonder of u is

[heavy ledge]

We have gone past through WoUs hotness a few months ago

[brave geyser]

?

what kind

[hoary temple]

about whether or not Josuke is a rapist I guess

[brave geyser]

what

how would josuke be a rapist

daiya is

[sinful bramble]

Do you mean Daiya/Joshu?

I’ve never heard that about Josuke

[brave geyser]

josuke is a victim

[sinful bramble]

^^^

[brave geyser]

also joshu isn't a rapist

[sinful bramble]

He only attempted, and it wasn’t really with malicious thought

Many people still jump to “Joshu is a rapist” though

[brave geyser]

he thought she gave consent

[hoary temple]

I'm not saying he is I'm just saying that that's what some people say

[brave geyser]

he did try to have sex with her

[sinful bramble]

He stopped when he knew something wasn’t right

[brave geyser]

yeah

[hoary temple]

I think they call him a pedo more than a rapist actually

[sinful bramble]

Who

[brave geyser]

wot

nah tooru is the pedo

[heavy ledge]

Stop it

We havent discussed the ball placement in depth

[hoary temple]

also notice how we actually are having the Daiya conversation now

[sinful bramble]

OO
OO

OOOO wouldn’t work

[hoary temple]

O O
O O

[heavy ledge]

No but u are supposed to biologically explain it

Its not the normal haha4balls

[hoary temple]

would he cum twice as much

[brave geyser]

volume or frequency?

[hoary temple]

volume duh

[heavy ledge]

It is actually a condition but i cant remember the technical word for having more balls than usual

Very rare

[hoary temple]

frequency would only happen if he nutted more

Gappy is probably the horniest jojo

[sinful bramble]

Polyorchidism

[brave geyser]

literally gets a full boner at the touch of a woman

[hoary temple]

only jojo with canon boner, one of two jojo's who had a relationship in their parts, named his stand after a very horny song

[sinful bramble]

Jolyne, Joseph, Gappy and Jonathan had relationships in their parts

[hoary temple]

well yeah but I only counted Jonathan since the other two's relationships didn't play as big a role in the part

[heavy ledge]

Thanks

[hoary temple]

also Yasuho is probably the only jobro (josis?) who got banged by the jojo and the jofoe

[heavy ledge]

Yasuho hasnt had intimacy with gappy.

Yet

[hoary temple]

well part 9 might just change that

[heavy ledge]

Part 9 never

[hoary temple]

part 9 like next year

can't fucking wait

I wonder if we'll ever get sbr and jjl oneshots

if we ever do I want one of them to be about kaato surviving in the prison, she needs more screentime, and space trucking was cool

[near cedar]

I don't think just a one shot is enough screen time for the criminally underused Kaato

[grave moth]

Waitwait

Why do you guys call Josuke “Gappy”?

[ornate fiber]

That’s only the western fans. It’s a nickname that originated from the gap in his teeth.

[grave moth]

Ohhh

All this time i thought it was a character i havent got to yet LMAOOO

[ornate fiber]

✋😭 issokaaay

[hoary temple]

Well ||Rai|| could also be called "Gappy" hehe

[minor ore]

no we call him hat josuke

[ornate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-kujo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-manga-serious-gif-15498028

[brave geyser]

what u doin jotaro

[ornate fiber]

Tch

[brave geyser]

well is he wrong?

[grave moth]

what the jotaro doing

[ornate fiber]

He doin the tch

[brave geyser]

is wonderofsimping wrong tho?

[ornate fiber]

Let me cope yes they r right

[brave geyser]

ok sowwy :(

😊

[near cedar]

it's easier then saying Josuke and then people wonder who you mean

[grave moth]

I just say Josuk8

[brave geyser]

4suke

[near cedar]

I say Josuke or Gappy sometimes

[brave geyser]

just call him what he calls himself

4balls

[grave moth]

Quadruple nutsack

[brave geyser]

no

one nutsack

[grave moth]

You have one nutsack

Im taking away your ball privleges

[brave geyser]

yes

[brave geyser]

why tho

how will i pee

[grave moth]

You wont

[brave geyser]

bruh

[grave moth]

Cry about it

[brave geyser]

😭

[flint blaze]

Based

[hoary temple]

wait hold on what if Josuke only has two nutsacks, but there's two testicles in each

[brave geyser]

isn't it stated he has one

and 4 in it

unless yasuho just doesn't know what they're meant to look like

[hoary temple]

idk dude there were much more intersting things for me to remember in part 8 than you know, the mc's balls

[foggy island]

Nothing I do amounts to anything

[brave geyser]

like what

[hoary temple]

Wonder Of U and how hot it is

[minor ore]

Aight

[minor ore]

it is important to the plot

[uneven oracle]

I literally had to google to remember whose stand it was. but I do clearly remember everything about the mc's balls

[hoary temple]

bruh wou is literally the main villain stand

Tooru is def cringe compared to wou though

[uneven oracle]

I don't do well with names. I forget them too easily. araki forgot moment

[frozen charm]

Mfw

[vernal swift]

Just finished part 8

I really enjoyed it I think it’s one of the best parts

Do you mean the head doctor form or the stando form that looks like a FNAF character

Wait hold on lemme find the character I mean

This guy

[near cedar]

I don't really see the similarity

[vernal swift]

Aren’t they similar

[hard meteor]

not really

[near cedar]

Idk I don't see it

[vernal swift]

Also when I said this I meant to reply to the “wonder of u is hot” person but my internet is trash so it just kinda didn’t for some reason I guess

Also ozone baby was such a weird stand

[minor ore]

Lego White House

[plain silo]

Poor tom 🍷

[kind owl]

@plain silo, Your Stand Rank is now level 11 !

[warped scroll]

When the lego is sus

[vernal swift]

That causes air pressure to build up only if you’re in range and all the doors and windows are closed

Like what

Jojo part 8 had some of the weirdest, most situational stand abilities and I love it

[near cedar]

When I think about how weird they are

I came up with this

If you smile, this stand will shoot tracking fireballs that burn hot enough to incinerate a human on impact, and it'll keep doing it until you beat the user but only on a Sunday

[vernal swift]

Lmao

Have you seen those memes that are like “jojo characters after fighting someone who can turn water into club soda if you lie at 12:30 pm on a Thursday”

[near cedar]

I have not lol

[vernal swift]

Oh I keep seeing them on Reddit

[near cedar]

Compared to the memes i usually see it's pretty funny

JoJo memes that is

[vernal swift]

Yeah

I’m really glad I finally finished and can understand everything because now I can watch all of the part 8 theory and review videos that have been showing up in my recommendations for months

[near cedar]

Some of the part 8 theories I saw before it was finished were painful to listen to

"The main villain and leader of the rock humans and secretly a rock human is Kaato"

[frozen charm]

Caato mv

[hard meteor]

lmao

[near cedar]

To be completely fair to the YouTuber who made the video, a few of his points kinda did make sense iirc

At the time

But

Most of it didn't

And I was like, yo that's a neat idea

Not tru tho

[junior coral]

Kaato main villainers have been capping out their asses since Day 1

[hoary temple]

Suit version duh, and also the later versions too

[hoary temple]

its ability isn't to cause air pressure to build up but only when the doors and windows are closed, that's just how pressure is, the weird part is how it's activated by burying a lego white house in the ground

[crisp vigil]

real?

it’s his jojolands appearance

[hard meteor]

soysuke

[eternal meteor]

[sonic hollow]

jocuck

[vernal swift]

Yeah

Yeah that

[minor ore]

I used that frog in your pfp to flirt with a girl who liked cute frog pictures and once I got to beat I ghosted her immediately after

[hoary temple]

JoJo characters after fighting someone whose ability is to make any chair gain an extra leg when they do a backflip

[minor ore]

Jojo fans after fighting a guy who can shoot multidimensional bubbles that are made out of spinning lines that can only be shot by their shoulder and through a magical cellphone on a Wednesday

[placid swift]

ngl that'd be a pretty fun fight

like be in a dining room or something

enemy does a backflip for some reason

a chair near you grows an extra leg and stabs you through yours

you are now immobilized

enemy starts throwing chairs at you

[hoary temple]

"why is that guy doing a backflip?" "URGH-" "nani??" "this chair, it grew an extra leg, and it stabbed right through my foot! This must be the work, of a stand!"

[placid swift]

you try to run towards him, only for a chair near you to grow another leg and trip you over

[crisp vigil]

jojo fans when the potted plants start making your teeth fall out

[hoary temple]

and they set the building on fire and blockade all the exits with chairs, so if you try to exit you are under heavy risk of getting stabbed by chair legs

[minor ore]

Jojo Fans when they fight a guy who has a green dude in a soccer ball

[placid swift]

tables are just long chairs

stools are chairs, so why not tables

stools are just miniature tables

[crisp vigil]

me when i close the door and my nose starts bleeding

[placid swift]

reverse born this way be like:

[hoary temple]

"OH NO, I'm trapped under this pile of chairs, and, NANI!??! he's doing constant backflips! the chairs, they're all growing legs, they're gonna stab me!"

[placid swift]

the image of a guy just profusely doing backflips while another guy is being attacked by chairs is great

[hoary temple]

that's the beauty of jojo, any ability, with a little creativity, can be fucking deadly as shit

[minor ore]

Survivor

Jojo characters after fighting a stand that makes you slightly angry

[hoary temple]

dude they were more than "slightly angry", they fucking killed each other

[winter spade]

The power is backflip activated but the user isn’t all that great at doing backflips

[minor ore]

slightly angry

[winter spade]

So he’s just cautiously stumbling back every time while the chair slowly grows new legs

[vernal swift]

Jojo characters when they fight a guy who can place marks on your limbs that sort of control them or whatever every time he injures you when he is directly above you

(I’m too lazy to find an actual image from the fight)

[hoary temple]

fun fun fun fight was tense as hell dude

sharp objects, snakes, and tiddies

[vernal swift]

True but the ability just sounds so stupid

[minor ore]

you sound stupid

[placid swift]

fun fun fun took jojo fights to a whole new level, shows how smart characters can be with enough prep time

[vernal swift]

Ok no need to be rude mr ace attorney pfp

[hoary temple]

I mean, when you break it down it's just puppeteering someone, the activation method is just complex

[placid swift]

justice but shittier

[hoary temple]

yeah basically

its design was pretty nifty though I'd say

[vernal swift]

Yeah I do love its design

[hoary temple]

was never a big fan of the colour though

[vernal swift]

Looks kinda like that one part 5 stand

Grateful Dead I think

[hoary temple]

yeah a bit

[vernal swift]

Also it looks like it’s wearing a lampshade on its head

It’s really just the whole “no legs” thing with the little wires poking out

[minor ore]

that's not my pfp