jojolion

[grizzled crag]

what is the monkey

[solar tusk]

🐒

[grizzled crag]

ive seen pics of a jojo monkey

where is it from

[brave geyser]

what monkey

[solar tusk]

monkey nan dayo

[grizzled crag]

https://youtu.be/JaVA07CVJow

[kind owl]

@grizzled crag, Your Stand Rank is now level 7 !

[dull chasm]

Look at this m o n k e

[barren bough]

they should name a part after that monkey

[solar tusk]

star monkey

[heavy field]

new favourite joestar

[pure charm]

[junior beacon]

Just realize I can play eyes of heaven now that I finished part 8

Yes, I waited for part 8 to finish so I could read it so I could play a game that came out years before part 8 finished

I’m a weird person

[hard meteor]

its pretty outdated

barely any 8 content

[twin spear]

Algum br ?

[junior beacon]

Who cares

It’s jojo

With new story content

And I’m a person who still plays nes games

[minor ore]

[junior beacon]

Games aren’t outdated unless it’s nes and it’s shit

[hard meteor]

"new story content"

and nah nes games still go hard

[junior beacon]

They do

Depends on the game tho

Like Batman for nes is still dope af

But most of the nes library ain’t that good

There’s plenty of good games sure, but there’s way more bad games

[fickle radish]

still its amazing

[fickle radish]

sammeeeee

im actually gonna go play eyes of heaven rn

im bored

[junior beacon]

Gotta order it

[hard meteor]

damn i guess rai really was bsing about that line

[junior beacon]

Yeah he was

Gave josuke the motivation boost tho

The real question

How tf did Rai know about spin

And how was josukes soap bubble harnessing the power of infinity without a horse

Shin Joshugami Tensei V

[vague valley]

josuke gender bend has 4 boobs

[minor ore]

The hack seriously got away with this

[shadow aspen]

Dude tooth is so chad

Tooru

[spare sluice]

who

[junior beacon]

He’s drab

[shadow aspen]

Nah he dripping

[junior beacon]

Nah

His outfit pales to joshu higashikata

[shadow aspen]

Nah dumbass he got drip

[junior beacon]

Now he has drip

[shadow aspen]

I needs to get a shower

Tooru got drip

[junior beacon]

Cause joshu was too sexy

[shadow aspen]

He chad more chad then pucci and funny valentine tooru better character

[junior beacon]

Tooru has shit writing

Good outfit and design tho

[shadow aspen]

Nah

He not he based funny valentine is cringe

[junior beacon]

Toorus writing is trash

[shadow aspen]

And wonder if u beats d4c in drip and ability

[quasi oak]

Tooru is cringe

[junior beacon]

It’s got drip but D4C is more cool

[shadow aspen]

D4c gay furry cringe wonder of u king sheesh he got drip

[flint blaze]

wou is the only good thing about tooru

[quasi oak]

Joshu is the real chad

[junior beacon]

Agreed

[junior beacon]

Mega agreed

Joshu is the true chad

[shadow aspen]

@flint blaze nah tooru drip he chad he banged the main characters gif and he eat wasp he chad and he dripping

Fuck Joshua he got no drip

Joshu

[prisma oxide]

Joshu is a chad...

[shadow aspen]

Nah he cringe tooru is dripping and based lord

Tooru is based

[junior beacon]

Epic chad move

[shadow aspen]

You guys don’t have PhD if u think tooru not chad

Dunbasses

Dumb

[junior beacon]

Fuck you joshu is hot af

[shadow aspen]

@junior beacon ok that’s chad but not as chad as tooru and wou

Dude fak u tooru is chad dripping funny valentine bad character

Tooru is based

Tooru based chad funny valentine is cringe and joshu is not that chad sense he a simp

[junior beacon]

You don’t understand the greatness of joshu

Your taste will never matter

[shadow aspen]

Bitch u don’t have PhD

Tooru is way greater then joshu

[junior beacon]

Bitch you don’t have a diploma

[shadow aspen]

No question

Boi u have shit taste tooru chad joshu a fucking simp

[brave geyser]

joshu got epic hair

[junior beacon]

Your taste is so shit you probably don’t even have a social security number

[shadow aspen]

My mum is forcing me to take a shower so ima go ima come back but remember your taste is shit tooru best character he chad and dripping with his stand and the rest espically joshu are cringe and not chad

Tooru supremacy

[junior beacon]

Joshu better

[shadow aspen]

Nah tooru best man

No PhD

[junior beacon]

Tooru but hot

[rugged sun]

adding joshu makes anything 10x hotter

[junior beacon]

Nah it unlocks the golden ratio of hotness

Infinite hot

[rugged sun]

infinitely times hotter

[shadow aspen]

Fuck u tooru has banged women joshu is simp

And not based

[rugged sun]

joshu sexually assaulted his own mom, actually based

[junior beacon]

Tooru is so shit he has an Ex girlfriend

[shadow aspen]

Nah bruh

[rugged sun]

tooru is still sigma, but joshu is god

[junior beacon]

Joshu is above speedwagon in terms of chadness, that’s above infinity

[shadow aspen]

Joshu more like Trashu

Tooru is god and based

[junior beacon]

Joshu is so based he overflowed from based all the way to based again

[shadow aspen]

Dude joshu more like gayshu

[rugged sun]

based on what?

[junior beacon]

He’s based

[shadow aspen]

Tooru is based

Joshu trash

[rugged sun]

https://tenor.com/view/based-boogie-gif-20980131

[junior beacon]

He overflowed you know like a computer, but instead of overflowing back to lame it overflowed all the way to based again

[shadow aspen]

Joshu not based tooru eats bugir he based

[junior beacon]

Remove an o, t,r,u and add jshu with o between the j and the s and you got a sexy character right there

[cunning talon]

Both Tooru and Joshu are bad.

[junior beacon]

How dare you

Joshu is the peak male form

[rugged sun]

^

[cunning talon]

Interesting way of spelling DIO..

[random sedge]

Joshu sucks more than

[junior beacon]

Nothing

Joshu doesn’t suck

Joshu is the opposite

He is the peak male form

[junior beacon]

No human that can exist or will exist can live up to Joshu higashikata

[random sedge]

Took me a while to find what joshu sucks more than

Google slow

[junior beacon]

He sucks all that pussy he be getting

Joshu gets all the ladies

I mean look at him

[random sedge]

Seeing as he has 3 cases of sexual assault... I dont think you're wrong

[rugged sun]

joshu was able to pull yasuho, but he was too good for her so she got scared and ran away

[random sedge]

[junior beacon]

He was framed

That was josuke, that poonhound is always stealing people’s women

Bastard

[random sedge]

[cunning talon]

I don't remember any woman willingly being around Joshu.

[kind owl]

@cunning talon, Your Stand Rank is now level 2 !

[junior beacon]

You need to reread part 8

[random sedge]

Ah yes, it's that time of day to justify sexual assault in the #jojolion channel

[junior beacon]

He has a girlfriend named yasuho, josuke is always trying to convince her to come with him

[cunning talon]

Unlike the man DIO..
Pulling hoes effortlessly.

[junior beacon]

Josukes a poonhound who tries to steal people’s girlfriends

[random sedge]

And I thought the valentine defenders were bad

[junior beacon]

That bastard sets up people

Joshu never did any of that, josukes followers spread misinformation

[cunning talon]

Joshu defenders are way worse, you'll soon come to learn.

[random sedge]

Very wise to be wearing a mask in these trying times

[shadow aspen]

Dude I’m back anyways tooru is sigma male

Joshu is cringe

[hard meteor]

nah valentine fans will always be worse

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot af

[shadow aspen]

Nah bro ungalo is hotter and more gigs chad

[hard meteor]

the joshu thing is a joke valentine fans will write paragraphs on why raping children is ok

[shadow aspen]

Giga

[junior beacon]

Look at that man, what woman wouldn’t want that

[shadow aspen]

No women

[cunning talon]

No one.

[junior beacon]

You can hear thousands of women swooning

[cunning talon]

I hear silence.

[harsh pebble]

Josuke's mom because she wants Joseph only

[junior beacon]

Just by the mere sight of joshu

Joshu makes all the girls get the vapors, he’s that sexy

[random sedge]

Does he even have eyebrows?

[shadow aspen]

Dude tooru has never hurt anyone and same for his stand like joshu hurts people that’s not very gentlemen making him less alpha and he’s a huge beta make simp heck gappy stole Joshus girl and tooru had sex so he alpha

[junior beacon]

Tooru hurt yasuhos heart

[hard meteor]

tooru hurt mamezukus chest

and brain

[junior beacon]

Luckily her boyfriend Joshu was there to embrace yasuho in her trying time of need

Joshu is the biggest chad

[random sedge]

Jesus, there is no way someone is this committed to trollin

[shadow aspen]

Wonder of you is the most based stand if you think wonder of u is not the greatest stand then you dumbass and need PhD D4c more like beta male cringe Made In heaven more like made in China cause mih is not based

[junior beacon]

Josukes followers should stop spreading misinformation

[shadow aspen]

Nut king call is not based

[hard meteor]

nut king call is based speedreader

[random sedge]

The only thing based about it is the name

[rugged sun]

NKC is actually really cool

[random sedge]

nut king, just left out the call because it sounded more lame

[shadow aspen]

NKc more like cringe wonder of u is way more chad and wonder of u has better character then pucci and funny valentine and yoshikage Kira

[random sedge]

My eyes

[shadow aspen]

Wonder of u is based

[junior beacon]

Wonder tooru gets any fans with that lame ass neon shorts

Now this, this is what men should look like

[rugged sun]

🤤

[random sedge]

This man is literally wearing a bowtie with a tshirt

What is that shit

[hard meteor]

its called drip

[shadow aspen]

Bitch nah wonder of u fans and tooru fans are true intelligent and they all have PhD joshu fans are dumbasses and there cringe

[junior beacon]

Joshu doesn’t just follow fashion, he IS THE FASHION

[hard meteor]

joshu fans actually read the manga

[random sedge]

Who the hell casually wears sweatbands around there wrists

[shadow aspen]

Joshu looks like shit

[random sedge]

He doesnt even work out

[shadow aspen]

Not based

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot bro idk what you talking about

[shadow aspen]

Joshu looks gay tooru looks chad wonder of u is chad like chaddest thing from jojo nut king call looks like dump

[junior beacon]

Obviously your taste holds no value

[shadow aspen]

Wonder of u way more chad then speedwagon

[junior beacon]

Joshu is the one true man

He IS the true mans world

[random sedge]

Tooru got stupid ass hair, but it's better than joshu's wench cut

[hard meteor]

anyone is more chad then speedwagon

[shadow aspen]

@junior beacon bitch u have shit taste joshu is beta male

[junior beacon]

Better jojolion

[junior beacon]

All claims that arent praise torwards Joshu are factually incorrect

And can be dismissed as slander

[random sedge]

At what point does some troll so much, that they themselves start believing what they're saying is true

[hard meteor]

i mean is he wrong

[junior beacon]

No

[random sedge]

This is a question all joshu "fans" must ask themselves

[acoustic moss]

good lord

[junior beacon]

Joshu is peak jojo

[hard meteor]

true

[junior beacon]

Araki peaked his writing

There will be nothing better then joshu higashikata

We can die now, there will never ever be anything better in any piece of fiction

[shadow aspen]

look at these panels there way more chad then that stupid ass joshu with that yee yee ass haircut

joshu never bang a women he not based

[junior beacon]

Ew there’s no Joshu in any of those panels

Those panels are gross

Jojolion but only when Joshu is on screen

[rugged sun]

if joshu's so good why do you have tooru's hair in your pfp hm? Checkmate.

[random sedge]

You're not supposed to where the Cadbury egg

[junior beacon]

It’s Tooru but what it would be like if he was hot

[rugged sun]

likely story

[shadow aspen]

look at this shit looks so fucking ugly MY GUY HAS THE YEE YEE ASS HAIR CUT AND BETA MALE CHIN TRULY NOT SIGMA MALE

[random sedge]

Balding man with bowl cut

[shadow aspen]

not based

[junior beacon]

That made me feel some things

It was too sexy

[hard meteor]

peak

[shadow aspen]

look at this toorus stand this is beauty this is chad gentlemen more gentlemen then the not chad but gentlemen jonathan joestar

[junior beacon]

Bro you can’t just post porn like that

[random sedge]

Wtf, I'm just now realizing it still has human hands

[junior beacon]

It’s too sexy, think of the children

[shadow aspen]

this is a abomination its so ugly

it looks disgusting

wonder of u looks way more chad

[random sedge]

Noodle arms

[shadow aspen]

based

[junior beacon]

Hottest stand for the hottest person ever

[shadow aspen]

this is not hot this is hot

this image is based

[junior beacon]

Ew needs more joshu

[shadow aspen]

unlike nut king call noodle earm aass

ass

[rugged sun]

guys please shut up and just accept that tooru and joshu are both based

[hard meteor]

yes joshu is very based

[shadow aspen]

NO TOORU IS WAY MORE BASED THEN THAT DUMBASS JOSHU

[random sedge]

But you know what happens when everyone is based? No one will be

[shadow aspen]

joshu disgusting

i need to bleach my eyes from seeing joshu

joshu is rat

[rugged sun]

well it's not everyone, only tooru and joshu

and Josuke my beloved

[shadow aspen]

disgusting

[random sedge]

They're both awful

[rugged sun]

:I

[hard meteor]

joshu carried the part tbh

[random sedge]

On one hand you got a sex offender, and on the other hand you got a groomer

[shadow aspen]

get the fuck out bruh tooru way more based and the chaddest man in jojo way more chad then speedwagon.

[junior beacon]

Tooru is based but not joshu levels of based

[rugged sun]

problem?

[junior beacon]

Joshu is way better

[hard meteor]

fr

[random sedge]

Ah yes, the groomer

[shadow aspen]

NO TOORU WAY BETTER

FUCK U

[hard meteor]

cope

[shadow aspen]

tooru way more based

u cappin

[random sedge]

He groomed a child

[junior beacon]

Tooru is unbased

[shadow aspen]

so he still based

[junior beacon]

Needs more joshu to be based

[shadow aspen]

🧢

u cappin bruh

[random sedge]

[shadow aspen]

tooru way more based joshu is not sigma male

[random sedge]

The two extremes of part 8 fans

[junior beacon]

I don’t use shitty slang so Joshu objectively better and your opinion doesn’t matter

Can’t argue with the laws of physics

Joshu is hot

It’s physically impossible for anything to be better then joshu

[shadow aspen]

i use true facts that are way better then this stupid bafoon monkey ass @junior beacon and his opinions just stop man tooru way hotter and more sigma male based

[hard meteor]

👑

🙏

[rugged sun]

this server is shit

it doesnt have any tooru emotes yuet

yet*

[junior beacon]

Like I said your opinion is factually inaccurate

Tooru+joshu=hot

[rugged sun]

and no rock human emotes in general???

[random sedge]

tooru

[junior beacon]

More joshu

[rugged sun]

are you kidding me

[shadow aspen]

look at this its way more chad

[random sedge]

E boy

[junior beacon]

Needs more joshu

[shadow aspen]

these images

look way more chad then joshu

[shadow aspen]

no it needs more tooru

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot Tooru is not

[shadow aspen]

EWWWWW needs more tooru

[random sedge]

That doesnt look anything like joshu

[junior beacon]

*joshu

[shadow aspen]

*tooru

tooru lookin based with his based like stand this image is true based unlike joshu with no bitches

joshu trash

[junior beacon]

Joshu could’ve singlehandedly beaten wonder of u but he didn’t want to make his family look bad so he held back his immense power

[rugged sun]

that coloring looks so good

[shadow aspen]

nah u straight up cap wonder of u beats joshu ass

[junior beacon]

He’s so noble

[shadow aspen]

joshu nearly die

actually joshu could've died without plot armor

[junior beacon]

It barely damaged him he faked bleeding

[shadow aspen]

nah man

fake

[junior beacon]

Joshu held back

It was clearly shown in the manga

[shadow aspen]

joshu not based he can never defeat wonder of u's chat like calamity

[junior beacon]

Which you obviously didn’t read

[shadow aspen]

if joshu pursued wonder of u wonder of u will use his chadness and auto beat joshus ass

[hard meteor]

he pursued him twice and still lived lol

[junior beacon]

Joshu is outside the calamity

[shadow aspen]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[junior beacon]

He pretended to be inside it

[shadow aspen]

u cappin

[hard meteor]

joshu folds calamity low diff

[shadow aspen]

not based

[junior beacon]

Joshu could beat all the jojo villains and the mcs at once

[shadow aspen]

nahhhhhhh

[junior beacon]

He’s that strong

[prisma oxide]

Joshu is god

[junior beacon]

He just held back his immense power

[shadow aspen]

cap he can never defeat tooru he cant even defeat gay ass pucci

he cant even beat part 9s main villain

[prisma oxide]

Pucci isn't gay

[shadow aspen]

hes obviously not based

[rugged sun]

dont bring pucci into this bro

[prisma oxide]

Sports maxx isn't based either

Lol

[junior beacon]

Read part 8 again you skimmed a lot of chapters or did you even read it I don’t think so

[prisma oxide]

His fight was wack asf imo

[shadow aspen]

dude joshu weak asf he cant even defeat tooru or part 9's main villian this proves he trash dumpster

[junior beacon]

Joshu clearly time traveled to invent the spin, that’s how strong he is

[shadow aspen]

joshu belong in sewer

he did not beat tooru or part 9 main villian

he trash

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot bro he belongs in the strip club getting those stacks due to how hot he is

He sexy af

[shadow aspen]

nah

if he cant beat tooru or part 9 main villian he trash belong in dump

[junior beacon]

Joshu is so hot all his normal photos are banned for being pornography

[minor ore]

nah joshu a chad

[junior beacon]

That’s how hot he is

[shadow aspen]

joshu more like dumbstershu

like he cant defeat part 9 or 10 main villians so how he based

[minor ore]

||message: what a sexy man||

[shadow aspen]

EW needs more tooru

[shadow aspen]

ewwwww needs more tooru

[minor ore]

that tongue

[worthy heron]

UGLY FUCKEN IDIOT

[late whale]

Joshu best boi

Best jobro. Better than gyro

[junior beacon]

Hell yeah, talking about how he did it with his girlfriend, get on Joshus level Tooru

[hard meteor]

joshu>every character tbh

[shadow aspen]

tooru > all anime manga shonen and shinen and isekai characters.

[junior beacon]

Jojolion but good

[shadow aspen]

tooru is based

i needa go but tooru still based

and joshu cringe

asf

[hard meteor]

nah

[junior beacon]

Almost as based as 0.000000001% of joshu but not quite there yet

[minor ore]

my headcannon is that the purple haired guy is the alternate universe diavolo

[random sedge]

Whoa whoa whoa there

[junior beacon]

Tf is shinen

[random sedge]

So neither are based at all?

[crisp vigil]

should’ve put risotto-looking character in there

[junior beacon]

Does he mean seinen?

[cunning talon]

DIO > all of fiction.

[shadow aspen]

ye

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot what you talking about

[shadow aspen]

i cant spell seinen to hard

anyways

tooru > above all fiction and reality

[junior beacon]

Tf is harmen

Does he mean harem?

[hard meteor]

harmen lol

[shadow aspen]

tooru is above all fiction and reality

[junior beacon]

Joshu>Above everything ever to exist and will exist

Joshu> all realities in the multiverse and omniverse

[flint blaze]

joshu memers are truly unescapable

[shadow aspen]

🧢

cappin

[junior beacon]

Joshu is hot

[shadow aspen]

nah u cap

[junior beacon]

You are

Joshu is hot Tooru is not

[random sedge]

||leorio > both of them||

[junior beacon]

Who tf is leorio

[random sedge]

A better character

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/leorio-chad-stare-hxh-hunter-x-hunter-gif-21960412

this dude

[junior beacon]

You can’t top joshu

[kind owl]

@junior beacon, Your Stand Rank is now level 15 !

[junior beacon]

It’s impossible

[random sedge]

Too late

[shadow aspen]

nahhhhhhhh

[quasi oak]

No, its ff

[junior beacon]

Yes

Joshu is superior

[random sedge]

Leorio has a PhD in gettin hoes and taking names

[junior beacon]

In every conceivable way

[minor ore]

ff odesnt have purple hair with black spots

[junior beacon]

Is he named joshu also?

[shadow aspen]

dude shut the fuck up like leorio is perv not based abosulte cringe fucking bad hes worse then joshu

fuck off with that bad taste

[quasi oak]

Colors are not canon

[random sedge]

No, he makes sure to get consent

[junior beacon]

Correct

The idea of green being the dominant color for ff comes from shueisha not araki

[shadow aspen]

dude leorio is trash hes not hes more trash then joshu

[minor ore]

ok bestieeee

[random sedge]

Tf u mean, joshu is a sex offender and tooru groomed a minor

[junior beacon]

If araki did the colored manga it would be way more colors

[shadow aspen]

nah

[random sedge]

Yah

[shadow aspen]

tooru way more based

[junior beacon]

Not joshu

[minor ore]

neither is my headcannon :)

[random sedge]

So you're saying pedophiles are based?

[shadow aspen]

joshu is sex offender

tooru is not groomer

[junior beacon]

That was slander

[random sedge]

Yes he is

[junior beacon]

It was false info planted by that bastard josuke

[shadow aspen]

grooms abuse and force rape on women tooru is chad

jouske is cringe

JOUSKE IS SUCH A NON SIGMA MALE

JOUSKE IS NOT BASED

[junior beacon]

4 testicled freak

[random sedge]

[minor ore]

hello, i was sent by discord inc to inform you that your profile picture goes against our ToS, please change it at the soonest possible time, thank you for your consideration

[random sedge]

So this is that part of discord

[shadow aspen]

yeah

jouske a freak

disgusting

need bug spray

[junior beacon]

Sorry you meant to comment on every donatello pfp

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

nope

[junior beacon]

Yes

Ungalo is also pretty hot

[minor ore]

i think their trying to make a joke but it just came out very wrong, like, REALLY wrong

[junior beacon]

Not joshu tho

[shadow aspen]

but yeah leorio is trash disgusting hes way less chad and more diisgusting then jouske

[shadow aspen]

i agree ungalo is bae very good looking man

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-the-wonder-of-you-jojolion-gif-17297987

[junior beacon]

Joshu is peak man

[shadow aspen]

ungalo is based

[minor ore]

he groovin

[junior beacon]

Needs more joshu

[random sedge]

Ik, it's been happening for the past hour they both are commited to the joke waaay too much

[shadow aspen]

very chad based dance moves

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pucci-jjba-jojo-part6-anime-gif-16219752

he groovin

[junior beacon]

You don’t get it it’s hot

[random sedge]

Now hold up just a second, leorio is a doctor

[junior beacon]

Much better

[shadow aspen]

so leorio still not based

[junior beacon]

Pucci is also hot

Hottest Italian ever

[shadow aspen]

leorio is so trash worser then that 4 balls freak

jouske

[junior beacon]

Part 4 movie josuke was better

[shadow aspen]

dude @random sedge why do u consider leorio being chad he obviously not but i respecc u opinion but still he not based

he trash and shit

[junior beacon]

I’m tired af, I’ll be back when I wake up

Nighto

[random sedge]

Wait... this isnt over?

[junior beacon]

[shadow aspen]

gn

ima go see yall later and tooru > all reality and omniverses

tooru supermacy now

bye everyone

[junior beacon]

Joshu better bye guys

[shadow aspen]

bye and tooru better

[junior beacon]

Nighty joshu better

[minor ore]

wtf is wrong with joshu, why did he strip down his mother

jesus christ

[random sedge]

That's what I'm sayin

And he tried to do stuff with yasuho without consent atleast twice

[rugged sun]

He’s just based and can read their minds and tell it’s the right thing to do

[random sedge]

Ah

[zenith blaze]

What the hell is wrong with josuke

[mossy cloak]

Sussy balls

[dull chasm]

awesome gif 👍

[eager granite]

why is joshu so hot

[dull chasm]

[foggy gulch]

the bathroom stuff was mostly a misunderstanding and tsurugis fault tbh

[minor ore]

ok
now explain him using his stand to assault his mother

[hard meteor]

That’s self explanatory

It’s obvious he wasn’t going to go down on his mother,he acted that way to intentionally be creepy and get her out of the house

[minor ore]

ahhh

[foggy gulch]

was just about to say

[minor ore]

makes sense

[foggy gulch]

the family never really liked her

[hard meteor]

Yeah No one in that house wanted kaato around

[minor ore]

I mean, do you think kaato was in the wrong?

[foggy gulch]

what she did was wrong but justifiable i guess

[minor ore]

I mean, what would you do if your son accidentally murdered someone

[flint blaze]

he'd be grounded for a month

[atomic coyote]

Kaato got nice booba so I want her around

[cunning talon]

Is it better than DIO's booba though??

[dull chasm]

I'm quite shocked that noone pointed out that Daiya molested Josuke, as if Joshu was the only weird Higashikata in the family

[atomic coyote]

Yes

[atomic coyote]

It’s true but still

also why is his dick wearing the stone mask

rip penis

[cunning talon]

Now, you're just nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye.

[atomic coyote]

got rekt 😔

[dull chasm]

Well, I was not that shocked, to be honest. I got used to seeing many anime/manga fans looking at some stuff in one-dimensional way

[cunning talon]

Too ez.

[atomic coyote]

When I read that part I was like: WTF

[cunning talon]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853

[atomic coyote]

More like 2 hard 4 Kaato

[cunning talon]

[dull chasm]

Higashikatas were kinda kinky, ngl

[cunning talon]

Got rekt. 😔

[dull chasm]

Joshu doing weird stuff to Yasuho, Daiya doing weird stuff to Josuke

Even Tsurugi, a kid, had kinda weird reactions towards Yasuho

Like in that panel when he licked her legs

[dull chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/konon-kononowicz-uśmiech-uśmieszek-milczący-gif-13455622

Joshu receives a lot of hate, while many people forget how other Higashikatas acted like while interacting with other people 😔

[cunning talon]

I hate part 8 as a whole actually.

[dull chasm]

Oh well, too bad you didn't like it, but everyone has their most and least favorite JoJo Part, hehe

[mossy cloak]

No one cares because she's a woman, cute, and because she only did some dumb shit once

(Not defending her)

[dull chasm]

Yeah, I got it. That's enough for many people to forget about her acts and focus all negative emotions on another Higashikata

[mossy cloak]

Yup

[dull chasm]

I was not defending Joshu as well

Just said that while he acted very weird and definitely not right, he was not that much exceptional from his siblings

[crisp vigil]

i’ll excuse joshu trying to take apart kaato’s top

we love him

[dull chasm]

Imagine if Joshu got merged with a monkey

and became basically a talking monkey

like the one from that panel with Josuke

There was not JoJo who would not be a human, after all

[crisp vigil]

as great as baby hand joshu is, what if he just had a massive jacked ape arm after wou arc

[dull chasm]

lol

Like in Bionic Commando

except without mechanical arm, but with monke arm

[crisp vigil]

yessir

[dull chasm]

Joshu could be mentored by Josuke

like Josuke from Part 4 was mentored by Jotaro (JoJo of Part 3)

[crisp vigil]

the hope is that for joshu to be referred to as norisuke for jojolands

[dull chasm]

Norisuke Higashikata V

I don't think it will happen, though

Norisuke IV is alive, and with Joubin dead, the next heir in queue is Tsurugi

[crisp vigil]

watch the title go to josuke
i really wish joshu does get it though

he is the closest eldest son to norisuke IV that’s alive

[dull chasm]

it's more possible than Joshu getting it, unfortunately

[crisp vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme-sad-gif-11746329

[dull chasm]

yeah, by that system (the oldest son in general, not the oldest son of previous heir and that son's sons) it might work

[delicate patio]

haha funny bubble man go brrr

[dull chasm]

but from what I understood, Higashikatas went with the system of "the oldest son of 2nd order of the oldest son of 1st order becomes the next heir after his dad"

I like Josuke a lot, but Joshu should get some love as well

[crisp vigil]

just imagine jojolands:
josuke is a mentor, calls someone from the family to help out with X situation

contacts “norisuke”
we think he’s referring to IV, but then our boy joshu arrives at the scene 😎

[crisp vigil]

i’m having trouble reading that oml

[dull chasm]

In short: agnatic primogeniture

[iron salmon]

after reading so much jojolion straight I keep reading meme pannels backwards

[crisp vigil]

me but left-to-right comics

[cunning talon]

Glad to see not every JoJo fan baby rages when they hear an opinion they don't like.

[minor ore]

you're stupid

[cunning talon]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-panda-work-panda-computer-panda-panda-tantrum-panda-fit-gif-11096084

[dull chasm]

[crisp vigil]

shut up dude shut up people can’t have opinions im a certified jojo fan and i will be very anger and mad!!

i use reddit im superior

[minor ore]

you're stupid

[crisp vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-noooo-omg-omg-no-gif-12379687

[brave geyser]

bro he just destroyed you

[crisp vigil]

i’m so upset

i’m going to twitter to complain, surely i won’t start wwiii

i don’t even have twitter

[heavy ledge]

People who dislike part 8 have 0 opinion value. Facts

[minor ore]

you're stupid

[brave geyser]

thatdude is annihilating this server

[heavy ledge]

Who?

[crisp vigil]

that dude

[heavy ledge]

Which dude

[crisp vigil]

he’s so powerful

the guy who does the thing

he’s in that one discord

ykyk that dude

[heavy ledge]

There are lots of dudes

[dull chasm]

https://youtu.be/F5eEvfOyb7k

[crisp vigil]

jose you’re so picky

just pick a dude

[heavy ledge]

Im gonna pick myself then

[tame plover]

Pick me José uwu

[dull chasm]

JoJo is so popular that even Elvis wrote a song about that weird phenomenon that was happening in Morioh

[crisp vigil]

you’re gonna what yourself 😳

[heavy ledge]

Pick

Ill pick storm then

[crisp vigil]

yay storm

[tame plover]

😳

[crisp vigil]

you win!

[heavy ledge]

Storm is annihilating the server

[crisp vigil]

you’re stupid

[tame plover]

Man

[brave geyser]

you're stupid

[heavy ledge]

I know that already

[cunning talon]

Now, you're just nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye.

[heavy ledge]

I wish I understood that sentence

[minor ore]

dunkey

funny internet man reference

(he's not funny)

[minor ore]

You gotta put into account some people dislike the unresolved plot points being left unanswered

[junior coral]

Nah they just pussies

[minor ore]

and think Tooru would be a better character if he appeared earlier in the part

[junior coral]

Yeah

[grizzled crag]

if u guys didnt read jojolion monthly and just read it all at once i dont think u guys would think of these things as problems tbh it plays out pretty good if u read it in one sitting

[junior coral]

Nah

I disagree

Some things I picked up on even when I binge read what was already out

[grizzled crag]

tooru didnt rlly need setup what does he gain

[junior coral]

Yes he did

[grizzled crag]

his goal was to make money not to be like diavolo and own a gang

[junior coral]

Why wouldn't the main antagonist need a set up

Jesus

[grizzled crag]

because bro his goal was literally to just make money

he doesnt need huge setup

[junior coral]

Bro he sucks as an antagonist because he has no set up

He isn't just a minor villain that isn't an excuse

[minor ore]

and make rock humans the apex species

[grizzled crag]

maybe in comparison to other jojo antagonists because theyre the primary focus of the part

in jojolion he does his role just fine

[junior coral]

no

he just plain sucks

[grizzled crag]

i cant even argue against that thats just an opinion

[cosmic locust]

can someone explain to me the plot of jojolion

[junior coral]

no

Read it

[grizzled crag]

fusion man finds funny fruit

[junior coral]

Why you got a fucking swastica in your username

[cosmic locust]

toman symbol

[junior coral]

mhm

Anyway read the part

[grizzled crag]

it is a normal kanji in japan

[worthy heron]

Toman symbol with the negan pfp no sir

[cosmic locust]

representing peace and something else

[grizzled crag]

tbf

[cosmic locust]

tokyo revengers dipshit

[junior coral]

I know, it's backwards

[cosmic locust]

im a very big fanboy of twd and tr

[grizzled crag]

hes probably just trolling but he could be telling the truth lol

[cosmic locust]

i am telling the truth

[cunning talon]

Nah, people who hate part 8 are based as fuck.

[cosmic locust]

i have other fanboys aswell

[worthy heron]

tokyo revengers is trash so honestly its even worse

[cosmic locust]

BITHC WHJAT

[junior coral]

lame

[worthy heron]

also i despise negan because of tekken 7 lmaooo

[cosmic locust]

YOU GET NO PUSSY

[junior coral]

LMAOOOOO

[worthy heron]

tokyo revengers SO MID

crows series way better

[grizzled crag]

tokyo midvengers

[cosmic locust]

mid jjba

[cunning talon]

Dragonmid Z

[cosmic locust]

mid anime

[cosmic locust]

im reading part 7

[worthy heron]

thats okay dragonball the grandfather for like most anime out rn no problem

[cosmic locust]

chapter 32 something

[junior coral]

So then finish that and then when you get to Part 8 you'll know the plot

[cunning talon]

I tried.

[loud stream]

Can’t wait for Jojoland

[cosmic locust]

whats that

[minor ore]

JOJO LAND

[junior coral]

Part 9

[cosmic locust]

part 9?

[minor ore]

Part 9

[grizzled crag]

part 8 is about johnnys son jokakaka

[cosmic locust]

ayo

[loud stream]

Feel weird not he if anything jojo to read

[cosmic locust]

jojoearth part 10

[loud stream]

Having*

[junior coral]

read the novels

[cunning talon]

Now, you're just nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye.

[loud stream]

Ayo

[junior coral]

nah

[minor ore]

JOJO LANDS, JOJO LANDS

[loud stream]

What novels

[grizzled crag]

where is he landing doe

[minor ore]

Everyone wants to go to the JOJO LANDS

[junior coral]

Light novels

[cunning talon]

Very mid.

[junior coral]

!w light novels

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Category:Light_Novels
Not the correct result? Use !w page light novels for a direct link or !w search light novels for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Category\:Light Novels

This section includes all of the novels written around the canon of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and any other category closely related to them.

Content of this category:

29 pages
7 files
5 categories

[grizzled crag]

agree or disagree gandhi probably snuck in some potato chips in that hunger strike

[loud stream]

YESS

[rapid cloak]

here are my english dub jjl predictions:
california king bed > king bed
born this way > built that way
paisely park > central park
shakedown rd stays the same
paper moon king > paper king
king nothing > king nowhere
i am a rock > i'm a boulder
speed king > fast king
doobie wah > twister
love love deluxe > love love extra (already known)
aphex twins > apex twins
schott key > the key
vitamin c > vitamin d
killer queen > deadly queen (already known)
walking heart attack > walking attack
milagro man > middle man
blue lagoon > beach vacation
doggystyle > wired
urban guerilla > urban gorilla
doremi fasolatido stays the same
hawkwind > eagle sky
ozone baby > ozone layer
doctor wu > doc woo
wonder of u > wonder about u
dododo de dadada > doodaa
obladi oblada > obla obla
space trucking > truck king
radio ga ga > ga ga ga

[crisp vigil]

doc woo

i love this

the list is great

[clever steppe]

female josuke nice

[grizzled crag]

is it really legally required to change EVERY stand

like i dont see how "vitamin c" can get u in troubl

its literally a vitamin yo

[crisp vigil]

what are you trying to say

[grizzled crag]

im trying to say is it legally required that they actually change the stand names that could be like anything

like the obvious music references i get

but some of the stand names are rlly un neccesarily changed

like they changed kenny g to billie jean which is a michael jackson song

and then they censored a michael jackson stand name

[crisp vigil]

western laws say you have to change the names

[grizzled crag]

so what about the billie jean thing

they changed kenny g to billie jeanj

like bro

[crisp vigil]

as for zenyatta mondatta, billie jean, centerfold, etc. i have 0 clue

i’m not the law

[grizzled crag]

i dont think its a law thing i think its kind of unneccesary in some cases

[crisp vigil]

but stuff like kiss, weather report, vitamin c, yeah that’s gotta go

[grizzled crag]

probably just for safety but they do it kind of inconsistently

[crisp vigil]

even though they’re technically public domain

[loud stream]

She can’t drive a bike poor Josuke almost got dead

[dull chasm]

it can be Vitamin D, or just Vitamin

[clever steppe]

i didnt know that thnx for the spoiler

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/gysT9RNQNf4

[loud stream]

You won’t be disappointed

[clever steppe]

what a weakass stand is that

making bubbles

[loud stream]

Hmm

[rapid cloak]

echoes got changed to reverb

[vapid field]

Fuckin Ozone Baby become Ozone Layer lmaoo

[slim cypress]

It kinda depends on the people who own the rights, If they cool with it then no need to change the name, like Polnareff's name is based on an French musicians name, there are other examples but I can't remember any lol

[clever steppe]

the shakedown road reminds me how koichi was fooled into killing a cat

morioh never stops having these people

[mystic pier]

Is that you?

[clever steppe]

i feel like joshu is the jobro here

[mystic pier]

It’s yasuho and rai

Although Joshu and jobin literally are jobros

[narrow yarrow]

i just had a random thought

tooru could possibly be older than dio

wait

a minute

tooru:

yasuho:

tooru is sus as hell.

[prime hemlock]

||Disgusting Part||

[minor ore]

this one too lol

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Rank is now level 4 !

[rain drum]

@minor ore no slurs plz, ty

[minor ore]

Does it really matter when your species has an entirely distinct aging process altogether?

[brave geyser]

yes

tooru is mad sus

[waxen ember]

wait

isnt

[kind owl]

@waxen ember, Your Stand Rank is now level 1 !

[waxen ember]

wait johnny is gappys great grandfather or just grandfather

i kinda forgot ;-;

[clever steppe]

lesgoo the rero rero is back

[vapid field]

He is his great grandpa

[edgy tiger]

[tame plover]

Johnny —> George III —> Joseph —> Holly —> Kira/gappy. So great grand father

Great great grandfather*

[junior beacon]

Reject jolyne, return to joshu

[vapid field]

Ohh yeah Great Great

[edgy tiger]

But if Josephumi really is Joseph’s son, then also just grandfather lol

Araki exblain blease

[vapid field]

That'd be dope

[edgy tiger]

[junior beacon]

This is the man who could singlehandedly stop all the jojo villains at once

[tame plover]

Cringe white knight

[junior beacon]

You haven’t awakened to the greatness of joshu higashikata yet, you will one day learn the truth

[tame plover]

He sucks as a person

[junior beacon]

That would be josuke

[tame plover]

And the meme that he is great and perfect is as lame as the speedwagon one

[junior beacon]

Josuke is a poonhound only going after yasuho to satiate his desires

Joshu knows how to treat a woman, be like joshu everyone

[tame plover]

Cringe

[junior beacon]

Needs more joshu, then that might be a sexy emoji

Much better

[clever steppe]

why is it called jojolion tho?

what does it mean

[little flower]

Too lazy to read that

[clever steppe]

i didn't understand a single thing from that

first he says blessed then a tragic king

[quasi oak]

Evangelion

[clever steppe]

set ur mind straight araki

[quasi oak]

The lion is from evangelion

[clever steppe]

what is that

[quasi oak]

A word from ancient greek

[brave geyser]

the lion part means blessed the tragic king part was because there was a person called pygmalion in greek myth who was a tragic king

[honest talon]

?? That was your takeaway? That clearly doesn't have much to do with why he named it Jojolion.

[random sedge]

Was it never explained what the family's curse even is?

Like, we know how it works, but

How tf did it come into existence, and why does it only effect that one family

[tame plover]

because insert copium headcannon

[random sedge]

[minor ore]

So Basically Jojo Now Referenced Greek Statues, Music, Man In The Bowler Hat, Clint Eastwood, Art, And Now Neon Genesis Evangelion

What Do Yall Think Is Next

[random sedge]

It referenced evangelion?

[crisp vigil]

next i think is your ability To Not Do This

[minor ore]

Yeah

[crisp vigil]

jojo-lion

[brave geyser]

next is gonna be one piece

[random sedge]

Oh

[tame plover]

one jojo

[brave geyser]

jojo piece?

[random sedge]

Jojolands is gonna be a mecha anime

[brave geyser]

lol

[tame plover]

a piece of jojo

[random sedge]

That was part 8, gotta search for the devil fruit

[brave geyser]

tru!

[minor ore]

Ah Yes Shiniji Joestar And His Stand [NUT ON THE CORPSE]

[brave geyser]

jojoball

[edgy tiger]

Araki actually hit us with a

Sly bastard

[brave geyser]

the family curse is skill issue

[random sedge]

I kinda dont want josuke & gang to be the main characters of part 9

It wouldnt feel like a new part, just part 8.5

[edgy tiger]

Big doubt that they are tbh, Araki doesn’t keep the same cast for successive parts

Maybe one character may show but that’s about it

[minor ore]

Josuke Would Be The Only Returning Character, And At Best He Would Be A Side Character.

[random sedge]

Hmm, where would it take place

[minor ore]

Either Him Or Diavolo Returns As The Main Villain

[tame plover]

no

[minor ore]

All Around The World Hence The Title JoJoLands

[brave geyser]

dio will be the main villain

surely roundabout as end theme again

[dull chasm]

I would love to see a female main villain

Part 9 will be the last one, most likely

So it's the last chance to have a female main villain in JoJo

[brave geyser]

daiya was the main villain

so we already had one

[random sedge]

Daiya is the mom right?

[dull chasm]

I thought that Kaato would be revealed as main villain, but some time later Tooru appeared to be one, etc.

[red tundra]

JoJoLands protagonist: "My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everyone calls me Giorgio"

[brave geyser]

the girl

[random sedge]

Ohhh

[brave geyser]

the one that wants to smash josuke

[random sedge]

I cant remember names well ._ .

California king bed was ugly af

[brave geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/sifas-kanata-jojo-jjba-stand-gif-20507339

[dull chasm]

[brave geyser]

mississippi queen stand when

[pure charm]

No

Never

[random sedge]

What if the only things stands could say were their own names

Like pokemon

[brave geyser]

starstarstarstarstarstar

[red tundra]

Laughs in cheap trick

[brave geyser]

PLATINUM

[red tundra]

Hey ya

[dull chasm]

Smooth Criminal Stand when

[pure charm]

Squirt

[brave geyser]

surely

[quasi oak]

Never gonna give you up when

[brave geyser]

6 parts and still no smooth criminal stand

[random sedge]

Wait, gonna switch it up

[pure charm]

What

[minor ore]

Part 9 Main Joe Mama & Her Jobro Ligma Balls

[random sedge]

They can only say the lyrics to the song they are based off of (part 3 stands sad)

[dull chasm]

Bingus > Floppa

And the former was a Stand in JoJo

[minor ore]

[pure charm]

Ew

[edgy tiger]

I’d much prefer Jojolands to take inspo from stone ocean rather than golden wind since SO wrapped up last universe

[dull chasm]

[edgy tiger]

It would be fitting if it did it again

Also Giorno mid

[minor ore]

higashkita

[dull chasm]

I feel that Part 9 might be something completely new. Part 7 had clear inspirations from Parts 1, 3 and 5; Part 8 was clearly inspired by Parts 2, 4 and 6

Since there are no Parts left to be inspired by, then Part 9 might be really original

Or just be inspired by other combination of previous Parts

[minor ore]

Who Would Win Between Wonder Of You & Golden Experience Requiem?

[random sedge]

[flint blaze]

No

[dull chasm]

[pure charm]

[edgy tiger]

Plausible and something new would be cool but I doubt Araki won’t be taking inspiration from previous parts

[edgy tiger]

Yea I see this tbh

[tame plover]

Part 8 inspired by 2, 4, 6? More like 2, 3, 4 and 5

[tame plover]

Ger

My argument:

[brave geyser]

what about golden wind requiem

[pure charm]

Goku beats ger

[dull chasm]

Yeah, for sure. Just the main inspiration won't come from any previous Parts, I think

[brave geyser]

goku can't even beat his own verse

[tame plover]

Goku more like weak-u

[brave geyser]

^

[random sedge]

What if giorno tried punching ger

[minor ore]

GER vs GER

[tame plover]

Ger would revert since it’s a threat to giornos well being

[brave geyser]

then something has gone wrong in his brain

[brave geyser]

then this^

and what about GER vs GWR

[random sedge]

They just hanging out in death loops together

[minor ore]

So GER Is Basically A Yandere

[dull chasm]

Part 2's humor, 4's mystery, and 6's bizarreness

[tame plover]

.

you do know all parts are bizzare right except maybe part 1

[minor ore]

And Part 5's Drugs

[dull chasm]

While Part 7 had Part 1's seriousness, 3's grand adventure, and 5's plot based on weird things happening with people in charge of an organization (in SBR it was the whole country)

[dull chasm]

Part 6's bizareness was unique, though. It rose on a different level compared to previous Parts

[minor ore]

Jack The Ripper Came Out Of A Horse

[brave geyser]

yes part 7 serious

flashes back to gyro

[tame plover]

Ah yes part 7 where they have explicit scenes about jokes

[brave geyser]

isn't one of the chapters just one of gyros gags

its a short chapter

[slim adder]

Part 7’s motive is Johnny wanting to touch gyro’s balls

[tame plover]

Ok how is saying part 5 weird things and part 6 bizzarenes 2 different things..

Happening

[minor ore]

Is it me or does everyone hates the jojolion theme cause of the stuipid sound effects

[dull chasm]

General bizareness doesn't have to be equal to weird things happening with the organization

That's why I didn't use that word as a synonym

[random sedge]

Jojolion has a theme?

[dull chasm]

But added that part about organization (in VA it was Passione, in SBR it was the whole country)

[minor ore]

Oof u ment jolyne

[tame plover]

Part 7 has the deudorogonist of part 2 and a zeppeli and it introduces and expands greatly a power system separate but that can work with stands. It has the part 5 on the main character willing to kill for their goal without remorse and some part 3

[minor ore]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AC7vqTvCnmE

[minor ore]

jolyne

[random sedge]

Ah ok

[minor ore]

I ment that

[tame plover]

In part 8 there is part 2 in the same way as in 7, part 3 in references and the story of the mc saving their mother holly who is dying of a bizzare sickness. Part 4 in references mostly, part 5 in that they are fighting a organization with a leader hidden in the shadows while both parties fight for a object (beetle arrow and grafted rokakaka)

There is close to no part 6 in the sbr verse

@dull chasm

[shy wagon]

if you're talking about jolyne's theme it's because the full official release of the theme isn't out yet

[tame plover]

I would guess you know this but, this is clearly not official

[dull chasm]

Well, I see it differently then. About Part 9 and its references to the previous Parts, we will see. We can be sure about it having some, that's for sure

[pure charm]

Cap

[brave geyser]

oh so ur one of those people

the most annoying of all anime watchers

worse than "jojo fans"

[tame plover]

pedo fans?

or did I skip ahead

[dull chasm]

"Goku is the strongest!!1 waaaaagh" fans?

[tame plover]

yes

dont get me wrong he is stupid strong but not unbeatable

[brave geyser]

he is literally not even the strongest in dragon ball

[dull chasm]

Yeah, I like Dragon Ball myself and I like Goku, but I prefer to not associate myself with that kind of salty Goku stans

After seeing how they can be annoying in randomly interfering a discussion only to say that Goku is the strongest

[tame plover]

anyways izuku solos the verse right

[brave geyser]

goku solo's fiction

[dull chasm]

More annoying are only Gintama fanatics

Goku Kujo

GoKu

[brave geyser]

yeah he floods the universe with his tears

crybaby quirk

B)

[tame plover]

he cool

now that jojolion ended im just catching up with the manga of any anime series ive watched lol

[brave geyser]

u should read toriko

i haven't watched the anime but apparently its not as good as the manga anyway