jojolion

[minor ore]

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[stoic oyster]

wait, do you know like the chat bubbles

[willow trail]

if you use the channel i gave you than its right to left, all colored, and english

[stoic oyster]

how do i read them

[willow trail]

right to left for the channel i gave you

[minor ore]

Left to right dude

Lol no

Already said

Colored sucks

[willow trail]

it depends on the site

[minor ore]

Mid af

[stoic oyster]

hang on hang on can i dm u

[willow trail]

or channel

[minor ore]

Sure thing

Read in B&W like Araki intended it to be read

[willow trail]

your believing him-

[sinful bramble]

Coloured is fine and it’s easier to follow

It just loses some of the detail

[tame plover]

Computed is acceptable tbh

[minor ore]

some

i prefer coloured but i only use it because i get confused as shit reading B&W

[tame plover]

It can be harder for people to read in black and white

[minor ore]

Allow me to help this kind new person

@stoic oyster

no

[tame plover]

And sure sometimes the art is worse but sometimes it makes it betyer

[minor ore]

follow this format

We should mislead newcomers and throw them into the wild bear naked

fight for your survival

i had to discover the way to read it by myself

Everyone have no fear, I am helping him in dms

[rugged stream]

According to Araki, " To the left, to the left, to the left. Then go down. To the left, to the left to the left

[minor ore]

for some reason the version of DiU im reading has 300 more chapters than it should

from the left to the right

[willow trail]

@stoic oyster https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClL5yHCvNvdD3ljgs1CshEA
that one is english, colored, but u read it right to left

[kind owl]

@willow trail, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

you see

the way you read it

[willow trail]

it has part 6 on it

[minor ore]

is by reading it

I’m gonna tell him Pucci created the SBR universe, should I tell him?

I’m gonna tell him

[rugged stream]

Also fuck yeah I completed my digital Jojo volume cover collection

[willow trail]

NO DONT

[tame plover]

NO DONT

GET THAT DUDE

[rugged stream]

https://tenor.com/view/shingo-shoji-sangypoo-sang-initial-d-gif-21993068

[tame plover]

PUT THEM IN JAIL

[willow trail]

man you better be joking

[minor ore]

[willow trail]

spoiling someone isnt cool

[hollow abyss]

Anyways here we are

[minor ore]

[tame plover]

In the future

[rugged stream]

Ugh pages loading on Mangadex are so damn slow

[tame plover]

use manganelo

[willow trail]

wasnt ther ethat one channel that did jojolion on youtube

[minor ore]

Santana was an Araki forgot
Killer Queen was a requiem Stand
King Crimson stops time
Pucci created SBR-JJL
Funny Valentine's clones have their own Stands AND their own D4Cs
Tooru isn't the main villain

[willow trail]

there that*

[sinful bramble]

ethat

[minor ore]

This

Have ad blocker and you’re fine

[tame plover]

#cancelM

[uneven tendon]

Araki forgot about his original plan of having DIO use every Stand

[rugged stream]

And why tf can't we use change chapters

[willow trail]

can u like use spoilier tags

[hollow abyss]

So as I was saying @hard meteor there's no point for another villian to show up. I have faith that araki can finish the whole plot up in 2 chapters

[minor ore]

Kaato is the main villain

[rugged stream]

skip*

[zenith blaze]

Jajaajaja

[willow trail]

well, its anyones fault who came here

[minor ore]

Everything he said was wrong

[minor ore]

They're already gone, doesn't really matter.

[willow trail]

knowing that they would risk it

[rugged stream]

STOP COMMITTING WAR CRIMES

[sinful bramble]

And if you don’t have adblocker then this happens

[willow trail]

oh

[uneven tendon]

Doesn't that represent the 3 Valentine's that fought Diego in that scene?

[minor ore]

Yeah he just told me about the jolyne masturbate scene

[willow trail]

i just read it again and hes wrong

[hard meteor]

there doesnt need to be another villian,holly still needs to be saved, we still need answers on the higashikata family

[minor ore]

He’s reading it right now

Hope he enjoys part 6

[tame plover]

Manganelo is a great manga website but for the love of god USE ADDBLOCK

[minor ore]

Left to right

[willow trail]

PART 7?

[hard meteor]

things like that cant be resolved in 2 chapters its silly to think araki would speedrun everything in that time

[willow trail]

YOU TOLD HIM TO READ PART 7

[minor ore]

when i seen "7" i was gonna scream

[minor ore]

HAHAHAHA

You guys just gave me an idea

[willow trail]

NOOO

[minor ore]

90% of people who say "part 6 was bad haha" speedread it to get to part 7

[willow trail]

someone give me that guys user we cat trust him

cant*

@stoic oyster

[minor ore]

I honestly think this is true

[stoic oyster]

dont you worry im well on my way now

i'm reading it

[minor ore]

Shuck “please draw my female oc getting blacked” the cuckmeister

[stoic oyster]

and i've discovered joy mast---

[willow trail]

ok, right to left and whatever u do dont listen to @minor ore

[minor ore]

?

[stoic oyster]

[minor ore]

Why are you trying to mess him up?

[stoic oyster]

i cant say it

[willow trail]

we know

[tame plover]

Dude I hate his avatar. It just brings horny subs. All of the poses he puts his avatar in either show ass or boobs

[minor ore]

"draw rule34 of my persona bro its really funny" please shut the fuck up and stop spouting bullshit about part 6

[willow trail]

im not, the channel i gave him he is using it to read it

also that channel uses right to left

[minor ore]

Can’t believe he’s hella smart

literally the only jojotubers i find entertaining are kaleb i.a and xforts

[minor ore]

Xforts

How about none of them

Sounds better

seriously whats wrong with xforts

this speaks for itself

[willow trail]

you guys know joylne meme?

[minor ore]

Don't forget to support and watch Jojodoss

Peak jojotube

man just baits

[willow trail]

apparently they are a comic dub channel

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

Basically just Aeonstar but without the mental breakdowns over theories

[willow trail]

dont they do jojolion?

[minor ore]

i remember i discovered Jojodoss half an hour after talking to him here

[summer nova]

aeonstar is so funny

wish he uploaded more

[minor ore]

i was in my recommended section and i seen it and i was like "shit this guy has a youtube channel"

[rugged stream]

Shuck is poopy

[kind owl]

@rugged stream, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[minor ore]

Jojodoss is amazing

The only jojotubers I can enjoy watching are Jojodoss and Meti.

[rugged stream]

Aeonstar is cool

[minor ore]

Everyone else is insufferable/unfunny/uninteresting

[rugged stream]

Jojodoss is cool

[summer nova]

@molten crane we love u!!

[hollow abyss]

I bet you flashback man will probably go down like the guy who saved josuke and his mom during that snow storm

[rugged stream]

HB is cool

[minor ore]

There is certaintly a lot of cringe

[rugged stream]

Kaleb is cringey to me idk why

[tame plover]

Kaleb IA, Jojodoss, and some of hamon beats videos. Those are the best jojotubers

[summer nova]

[minor ore]

Flashback Man actually has value though. He didn't appear in a backstory, he appeared in 3 panels and never since.

[stoic oyster]

guys what music do you listen to while reading manga

[minor ore]

Josuke's savior appeared in his backstory and never had to be expanded on because it. doesnt. matter.

none

[tame plover]

None

[minor ore]

Giving him an identity would be redundant and bad writing.

[rugged stream]

Metal

[minor ore]

Because it literally just doesn't matter

[rugged stream]

It depends

[minor ore]

Deep house

[minor ore]

Either none or maybe some very quiet ambient sounds.

[molten crane]

thank you my friends

[rugged stream]

Like my music choice changes from part to part

[rugged stream]

❤️

[minor ore]

Meti

Meti goated af

Loving his deconstructions

[tame plover]

Oh yea meti is so good

[rugged stream]

Meti is great

[minor ore]

I never listen to music while reading manga but it could be cool to have music that fits the parts playing

those videos are actually entertaining unlike the vast majority of jojotubers

Especially with part 7

Waiting for Meti to cover Tooru once JJL is wrapped up

[tame plover]

Ikr

[olive bobcat]

jojodoss

[minor ore]

i listen to either the musical references the stands make (usually during unanimated parts) or character themes (for animated parts)

[rugged stream]

A lotta jojotubers love to just waste time and do so much shit unrelated to Jojo that its hard to call them a jojotuber

[minor ore]

Idk who you’re talking abt

[dire furnace]

flashback man is Josuke

[minor ore]

Name drop them

[minor ore]

That sounds pretty cool I might have to try that out next time I re-read

[rugged stream]

Shuck

[tame plover]

Well sometimes I did listen to riverdue cover’s parody songs. They are so good and funny

[rugged stream]

Also I listen to Hip hop for Part 6 only

[molten crane]

i hope this doesn't happen. There should definitely be a difference between a guys backstory vs a guy with no memories HAVING A MEMORY

[tame plover]

I totally learned the 12 days of Christmas jojo parody

[minor ore]

He always does Jojo stuff

[hollow abyss]

Jojodoss is based

[rugged stream]

Watch his videos. His are so unfocused and a lot of his takes are disagreeable to me.

[dire furnace]

nah shuck is alright

[minor ore]

Nah

[minor ore]

Lmao

Shuck caps 24/7

[dire furnace]

i like his video on Fugo

[minor ore]

Also just a general weirdo

His stand science videos are probably good cause he’s good at science

[olive bobcat]

shuck is good for the science and thats it

[minor ore]

But his opinionated tales are lame

[dire furnace]

i aint watched a lot of his videos

[tame plover]

Yea his stand science videos are the only “good” things about him

[hollow abyss]

Thoughts on xforts?

[dire furnace]

but the ones i did were pretty decent

[tame plover]

Also he is the fucker that spread the “araki forgot” meme

[rugged stream]

Also he relates with Nuxtaku and I fucking despise Nux

[dire furnace]

Nux is bad

[minor ore]

I’d rather not watch any of his videos lol

[chrome ledge]

I’m questioning myself if I want to read the rest of JoJolion I’m on chap 68

[minor ore]

While we're on the topic of Shuck, I actually had more fun reading Part 6 than Parts 5, 3 and 7 combined and I have no idea where his SO takes are coming from.

[hollow abyss]

How about Hamon Beat? Y'all like him?

[dire furnace]

not as a person

[minor ore]

Eh

[chrome ledge]

His voice kills me

[zenith blaze]

No

[rugged stream]

I like him.

[minor ore]

I don't consider him any highly because he spends like half of his life making these "debunked!!!!!!" videos that nobody really cares about in the end of the day.

[minor ore]

I like his videos and those couple of tweets he said were funny

[molten crane]

I don't like how he'd rather just have Rikiel than all 3 Dio sons

[minor ore]

He's okay.

[rugged stream]

I def wouldn't wanna relate to HB tbh

[molten crane]

especially when Donatello is the best one

[minor ore]

[hard meteor]

[dire furnace]

Nux Taku best jotuber ZA WAURDO XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[minor ore]

Who

XDDDDDD MUDA MUDA MUDA KONO DIO DA XDD

[dire furnace]

take the worst anime fan tropes and put them into a single youtuber. that is NuxTaku.

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/JtBCUgc8sWg a summary of his personality

[minor ore]

Oh no

Big warning, you're going to have certain tendencies after you finish watching.

If you even will finish watching.

And these tendencies aren't battle ones.

Remember that epicness guy we sent the manga link to?

[minor ore]

I couldn’t last 10 seconds

[mossy sinew]

Bruh why is his OC anime Sans

[minor ore]

He went straight into Part 6 chat while he is reading

Thats just asking for spoilers

At this point

I know

[dire furnace]

because when you watch his videos you're gonna have a bad time ??

[minor ore]

Btw, apparently this OC is completely stolen.

So, that's something as well.

Who's OC?

[olive bobcat]

sans undertale

[mossy sinew]

Wait really? That's pretty scummy

[mossy sinew]

It means Original Character

[minor ore]

No he means who’s OC did he steal

Ik i meant who has the sans OC

^

There’s no way

lmao

[mossy sinew]

This one

[rugged stream]

The dude deadass thinks being loud and brash is cool lmao

[minor ore]

Defo the type of dude that would play the soviet anthem on max volume at the back of the bus

too accurate

So he’s a band kid?

lmfao

[minor ore]

Most accurate 2 word label you could come up with for him.

[mossy sinew]

Is he a redditor tho?

[minor ore]

Most likely

[rugged stream]

He also does this typical anime fanboy shit where every time hentai is brought up he start giggling all the damn time and making stupid puns about H word

[olive bobcat]

h-h-h-h-hentai!

[rugged stream]

It damn annoying

[mossy sinew]

That's even worse

[minor ore]

Without a shadow of doubt

Nux has also been invited to several JoJo rap videos and his verses are always the worst

What

How do you know this

Where can I listen

hold on

[olive bobcat]

jojo rap videos
why is this a thing?

[molten crane]

there are jojo rap videos?

[mossy sinew]

He Sounds like that type of kid who thinks Japan is the best country because les funny animes and who randomly Quotes anime characters in japanese

[rugged stream]

He's a vtuber streamer now. And now he has adopted the pewdiepie content style where all he does is react to reddit shit

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/fyoStomOC5c this is the most recent one

[olive bobcat]

jojodoss for jojo rap videos
i bet their bars are fire

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/E0tmPp6Bfws

[minor ore]

oh god

[molten crane]

idk man idk

[olive bobcat]

rip gappy/tooru

[minor ore]

The rap videos are cringy sometimes but I like them

[minor ore]

Both of them are in the rap videos

[mossy sinew]

I like the Gappy Rap tbh

[minor ore]

Ngl I have actually seen that Joestar rap before lmao

Gappy just didnt get into the thumbnail

[olive bobcat]

tooru aint in the thumbnail either

[molten crane]

yes he is

he's literally in the middle of it

[olive bobcat]

oh wait im fucking blind

front and centre

[minor ore]

lmaooo

[molten crane]

nah we all just want to block out colored Tooru from our minds

[minor ore]

Table tried too hard not to pursue him

[olive bobcat]

literally

[minor ore]

[olive bobcat]

i was looking for b&w tooru

[rugged stream]

Lmao how'd they manage to squeeze in Johnny but couldn't squeeze Gappy

[minor ore]

Gappy should've been layered down behind all the joestars and wided out across the thumbnail

it was easier to bend johnys legs

[molten crane]

Jotaro and Giorno doesn't need that much space

Gappy could've def been around there

[dire furnace]

no gappy bad video 😤😤

[minor ore]

he is there

smh smh

[dire furnace]

i aint watchin that

[minor ore]

serious question where does gappy rank in your JoJo mc list

Caleb sings both Tooru and Gappy and damn shawty he does it good

[dire furnace]

second

[minor ore]

Hes 3rd for me

[dire furnace]

Johnny is still my favourite

[molten crane]

2nd

[rugged stream]

Oh no i don't want to hear connor sing much less rap lmao

[minor ore]

Johnny, Josuke 4, Josuke 8 for me

close between the two Josukes though

[dire furnace]

Johnny , Josuke 8 , Jolyne.

[minor ore]

Hatsuke > Johnny > Jonathan > Jolyne > Hairsuke > Joseph > Jotaro > Giorno

Interesting list tbh

Joseph > Jotaro > Giorno respect this a lot tho

Goatnathan never gets out of my top 3 list

[molten crane]

Johnny > Gappy > Jolyne > Jotaro > Joseph > Jonathan > Giorno > Josuke

[minor ore]

Giorno > Josuke 😳

Nice

[molten crane]

yes

Josuke is one of the best part 4 characters but the worst joestar

[sinful bramble]

You mean worst Jojo or worst Joestar in general

[molten crane]

in my opinion

[dire furnace]

Johnny , Josuke 8 , Jolyne , Josuke 4 , Joseph , Jotaro , Giorno , Jonathan.

[molten crane]

jojo

[sinful bramble]

Because Johnny’s dad is a Joestar

[minor ore]

I mean I can understand what youre saying

[minor ore]

Jonathan

[dire furnace]

Jonathan's alright.

[heavy ledge]

gappy slander in #jojolion

i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

[minor ore]

My ranking depends on whether or not you count characters after their main part

[olive bobcat]

hes in like top 3 for everyone what?

[sinful bramble]

Let me guess, Jotaro?

[heavy ledge]

should be top 1

[minor ore]

Yeah, he doesnt reach the top by any means but I like him more than just Part 3 alone

True true

Gappy just hits way different than any other JoJo

[dire furnace]

Jotaro is cool but mostly because i love Star Platinum

[minor ore]

I never had this much fun reading about specifically a JoJo since Jonathan

[olive bobcat]

jolyne > josukes > jonathan > jotaro > johnny > joseph > gio
switch jotaro and joseph if you only count their main parts

[minor ore]

Gappy the most unique feeling JoJo imo

[dire furnace]

Gappy and Johnny feel like the realest characters . .

so i like them the most

[rugged stream]

Okay

[minor ore]

Gappy and Johnny feel like the only JoJos that you would actually have fun going around with.

Everyone before it was okay in personality but nothing that I would ever want near me

[dire furnace]

Giorno does a gay little pose and robs you.

[lapis fractal]

Well, debatable. In the first half of SBR, Johnny is a bit annoying imo

[minor ore]

After thinking about it more

[rugged stream]

Actually I would like Jolyne beside me pls

[dire furnace]

Josuke 4 does a gay little pose and robs you.

[olive bobcat]

everything in the first half of sbr is annoying tbh

[lapis fractal]

Lmao, fair

[minor ore]

[dire furnace]

Jolyne does a gay little pose and robs you.

[sinful bramble]

Ah yes Mandom is so annoying

[dire furnace]

Jotaro punches you in the nose and robs you.

[minor ore]

Mandom is beyond the scope of time and fiction

Mandom is Mandom

[dire furnace]

Josuke 8 murders you and forgets to take the money.

[olive bobcat]

josuke8 does a gay little pose and questions who tf he is

[minor ore]

Johnny > Gappy > Josuke > Jolyne> Jotaro > Joseph > Jonathan > Giorno

[molten crane]

i'm sorry but this is an L

[olive bobcat]

my apologies jojodoss

[lapis fractal]

I pretty much fully agree

[molten crane]

real annoying is all of part 4

[rugged stream]

Jolyne*

[minor ore]

correct

[rugged stream]

Get it damn right

[sinful bramble]

It also has Sugar Mountain, Scary Monsters and some other good arcs

[minor ore]

sorry bae

[dire furnace]

Scary Monsters is a cool stand

[rugged stream]

Dont worry bout it.

[lapis fractal]

Is Sugar Mountain really first half?

[rugged stream]

Yes

[dire furnace]

SBR has some of my favourite stands ngl

[sinful bramble]

Right around the halfway point

[lapis fractal]

I see

[dire furnace]

ight

[rugged stream]

Its considered by most to be

[olive bobcat]

sugar mountain/tatoo you! was the first arc i enjoyed

[minor ore]

SBR has some of my favourites and some of my worsts

[dire furnace]

whats yalls top 3 favourite stands.

[molten crane]

unpopular opinion btu i really liked the first half of sbr, especially the horse riding stuff

[olive bobcat]

everything before that arc was early SDC bad imo

duality of man

[lapis fractal]

I liked the horse riding to, but as far as story progression went

eh

[minor ore]

This shouldnt be unpopular

[molten crane]

indeed

[molten crane]

ikr

[minor ore]

I loved early sbr

really fun read

[rugged stream]

Early sbr is cool

[minor ore]

nice worldbuilding

[rugged stream]

Later sbr is breathtaking but its way too clustered at some points to me.

[olive bobcat]

i fw tubular bells arc

[minor ore]

on topic of sbr

[molten crane]

even after they don't hyper focus on the race first half of sbr has Oyecomova, Scary Monsters, Mandom, Catch the Rainbow, Sugar Mountain, and Tubular Bells which are all really good

[dire furnace]

i liked the either ancestors of or au versions of characters that showed up.

[hard meteor]

tubular bells kino

[rugged stream]

Tubular bells is cool

[lapis fractal]

Oh wow

I think I need to reread sbr

[molten crane]

the only ones that you can say are bad are Mrs Robinson, Tomb of the Boom, and Wired but those are only like 6 chapters total

[minor ore]

unpopular opinion but i really think Mandom and Catch The Rainbow are super overrated

[molten crane]

L

[lapis fractal]

I really thought Blackmore was later half

[rugged stream]

Also Mandom was extremely tense when I saw fight read it

[lapis fractal]

but he was in the first third

[minor ore]

ik Mandom teaches Gyro important lesson that has long term affects

[olive bobcat]

i should reread SBR, maybe ill like it more

[minor ore]

Catch the Rainbow is overrated imo.

[molten crane]

def

[minor ore]

But the actual characters I never cared for too much

Mandom however deserves the popularity and love

[sinful bramble]

I feel like some arcs of SBR would be better/worse if we read them monthly

[olive bobcat]

tattoo you! did the shootout style fight better than mandom

[sinful bramble]

Like they were released

[lapis fractal]

Hey Ya! supremacy

[minor ore]

I loved when boku no rhythm wo kiitekure (yes i used google) but the bombs in the water

[rugged stream]

So read it monthly then. Bluball yourself to death lol

[minor ore]

That was a really cool part of early sbr for me

[lapis fractal]

You know the Jojolion readers are bored when they're talking about sbr in their channel

[minor ore]

Ouch

blame 108 resolving 2 of the whole stories main hurdles in 38 pages

[minor ore]

Earlier today we had a full blown discussion on the formation of Gappy’s nutsack

I’d say we’re doing swell

108 was so good, i was kinda hoping that there would be something about the bitemarks tho

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[junior coral]

One of these months . . .

[minor ore]

and the flashback man as well ..

[junior coral]

One of these months

[near cedar]

or never

[minor ore]

Why though, it's not really fitting for the current situation

Soon maybe

I think the plot points will start rolling in maybe like 2-4 chapters.

[sudden nymph]

Imagine hating on popsicle sticks

He’s the best rock insect easily

[hard meteor]

yessir

d7 the goat

[delicate burrow]

Nah obladi better but d7 based

[crisp vigil]

d8 better name

tooru really picked up a stick and was like

ah yes

your name is de do do do de da da da

[brittle lodge]

my name for it is better

Daddy Daddy

[hard meteor]

best name

[brittle lodge]

doremi step by step

prada opera

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/4M4pWKPvAG8

[delicate burrow]

Tooru is gonna be tokari

And muddy

Amirite nahor

[brittle lodge]

yepp

[minor ore]

Tooru changing the opening when this part gets animated is gonna be insane

Damn I havent even thought of that

People keeping getting attacked by calamities

[delicate burrow]

Guys i have a theory

Toooru is actualy elvis prestley

U see, tooru has stand called Wonder of u and thats a Elvis son

[minor ore]

holy shit man

youre onto something here

[delicate burrow]

Also Elvis has a song called suspicios minds

And tooru is very sus

[minor ore]

tooru (coloured)

[strong jewel]

Best part :)

[minor ore]

Or maybe it seems best because it's new, still going and fresh in our minds

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

Words of wisdom

[minor ore]

chapter 108 spoilers

[near cedar]

Don't post spoilers for other shows movies etc

[strong jewel]

10 years isn't new

[hard meteor]

josis

[smoky anchor]

josis

[woeful lintel]

Why is he called gappy by the fandom?

[strong jewel]

The gap between his teeth

[hard meteor]

he has gap teeth

[woeful lintel]

That's exactly what I joked about regarding his nickname but I can't believe it's actually right-

[minor ore]

cope

[rapid bear]

What’s the latest chapter

[hard meteor]

108

[heavy ledge]

Tf is josis

[olive bobcat]

jobro but female

[heavy ledge]

[tame cave]

CUM ROPE

[minor ore]

Cum

Guess everyone forgot the time Rai's body was covered in holes or the time he got smashed into a pancake by gravity but yeah now one bigger hole made him dead 🙄

[brittle lodge]

ok

[pastel python]

Four balls

Mista wouldn’t like gappy

[minor ore]

• sigh *

[clear apex]

does part 8 pick up? im around chapter 30 and im not really enjoying it as much as the others

[hard meteor]

it picks up

[clear apex]

okok

[strong jewel]

NO 😭

[molten crane]

uh oh...

[minor ore]

At least he didn't kill off Mitsuba

[heavy ledge]

lets goo

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 29 !

[sudden nymph]

Yet

[sudden nymph]

If you make those one message I’ll pin it

[minor ore]

Nah drop it

Never gets interesting

[molten crane]

bruh

[cunning vapor]

Drop it if u do not enjoy it till 60

50-60 is peak jojolion

[heavy ledge]

the amount of people that give a fuck about holy, being her the reason why josuke exists, is too damn fucking high

[molten crane]

Finally

[molten crane]

There are like 9 people who are the reason why joauke exists

[heavy ledge]

i mean the fusion is due to that mainly, appart from being yoshikages mom lol

[junior coral]

NOOOOO

[minor ore]

Now it's accurate

[cunning vapor]

We still don’t have an explanation to why Paisley park is somehow able to transport the bubbles i think

[sudden nymph]

Go beyond has the power to go through phones

And paisley park controls phones

[minor ore]

I think thats paisley parks power

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[minor ore]

Go beyond and paisley park work together

[uneven tendon]

That's correct

[cunning vapor]

Bubble is literally non existent tho why is she able do that

[minor ore]

Araki asspull

Literally the answer to all jojo mysteries

[uneven tendon]

No

[sudden nymph]

She just aims the phone

[cunning vapor]

As in why is it able to travel through the phones

[sudden nymph]

Because it doesn’t exist

But also does

[uneven tendon]

Go Beyond can basically go through anything

[cunning vapor]

Go beyond becomes a text message

[minor ore]

ass pull

araki magic

[sudden nymph]

Go beyond going through phones was hinted at in the firat chapter tho

[cunning vapor]

Yea might be explained next chap since they’re together or the bite mark thing

[uneven tendon]

I hope they also confirm that Johnny is a saint

[uneven tendon]

Part 9 people are the definition of insanity

[minor ore]

maybe we will get that in 109

[sudden nymph]

The definition of insanity is saying go beyond is a asspull

[uneven tendon]

Which he said both

[sudden nymph]

And then someone said GER is a asspull

It wasn’t him tho

[royal bane]

i keep losing motivation to read jojolion 🧍‍♀️

[uneven tendon]

Why

[royal bane]

like i wanna, but at the same time i just don’t have motivation to because other things are more interesting

real pain 😔

[minor ore]

Do other things then, you don't have to torture yourself

[royal bane]

but then all my friends will start talking abt jjl then i’ll the only one behind lmfao

i’m forcing myself to read it rn

they’re all towards the ending (ik jjl isn’t over just ending of the past few chapters) and i’m still at chapter 24 🥲

[minor ore]

Dam

Jjl may not be over but its real close to

[royal bane]

fr

i heard it’s ending is soon

like a few more chapters

[golden latch]

10 more chapter were just created

[molten crane]

you can probablly take a break for a day

then get back and see how iit goes

[minor ore]

Hmm is wonder of u stronger than made in heaven?

[winter spade]

Stronger in ability

Not stronger in strength or speed

WoU trounces MiH though in a 1v1

[minor ore]

So WoU is the third strongest ability then?

Like I'm thinking about top 5 or 10 strongest stand currently

[molten crane]

i wouldn't say there's a definitive ranking when it would come to strongest tands

for me it's like" alright we got these 7, then star platinum and king crimson"

[minor ore]

Ah

If like actual 1v1 I think notorious big can dethrone most strong stands lmao

[winter spade]

Well since it’s immortal yeah

But the user has to be dead so it’s only half a win

[minor ore]

Yeah lmao if only he can control notorious

[molten crane]

in a fight? there are a bunch of stands who can win
in a fight to the death? Pretty much none of them

[minor ore]

Probably fight to death scenario

Also I think soft and wet is really powerful tho in terms of ability

Definitely top 10 worthy

[winter spade]

Even without go beyond it’s a strong stand

With go beyond it’s quite ridiculous

[minor ore]

Yeah

I'd say he could beat prime star platinum tbh

[royal bane]

lmao before today i haven’t read jjl in a couple weeks

[molten crane]

my list is pretty mucg
Tusk ACt 4 = Ball Breaker = GER = Soft and Wet = Love Train = Wonder of U = Made in Hevaen
Star Platinum, The World, King Crimson

[molten crane]

dang

[royal bane]

🥲

[minor ore]

True true

[molten crane]

are you still uninterested in it

[royal bane]

im not uninterested in it, jojo is one of my favorites but i’ve been interested in other things

[minor ore]

Sheer heart attack

[royal bane]

that’s all

but all my friends are in the 100s while i’m on 25

[winter spade]

GER is either above the fate manipulating attack spin stands, or below them

[minor ore]

Like no one can beat GER(well except TWOH but it doesnt count)

[molten crane]

bro all these op stands weird as shit no reason to say "gee wonder who could win, the stand that showed up for 6 panels or the one who showed up for 14"

[winter spade]

I would argue it’s the latter due to the spin stands defeating fate controlling stands like love train

But it really doesn’t matter lol

[molten crane]

we don't even know this, if Tusk Act 4 and Ball breaker can do stupid bullshit like go through timestop and dimensions who's to say they can't just say "no" to whatever GER does

[winter spade]

Gravity and fate are extremely related so

[molten crane]

trying to say who would win doesn't matter becaue the answer always goes down to "hmm maybe a tie"

[winter spade]

If you control gravity through infinite spin, you control fate to a degree

Simple as that

Whether that beats a requiem stands control of fate? Idk

[molten crane]

yeah exactly

[minor ore]

Honestly some fights in jojo could be like a stalemate or just domination lmao

[molten crane]

that's what every stand battle in the top 7 is pretty much

"idk"

[winter spade]

That’s why I think some more subtle matchups are better than just “who’s strongest”

Like Man in the Mirror vs Hanged Man

[molten crane]

made in heaven vs love train? stalemate
love train vs wou? stalemate
act 4 vs ger? stalemate
go beyond vs mih? who the fuck cares about these matchups they're all just strong as fuck

[minor ore]

Yeah true ig also most "average" stands from part 7 to 8 can beat like half of the character from SC/DiU I feel like

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[molten crane]

especially since these haracters are way smarter too

[minor ore]

Yeah

[winter spade]

People clown on fun fun fun but that shit is really powerful if set up beforehand

[minor ore]

Some dio minions are just extremely stupid lmao

Honestly yeah

[winter spade]

Same with stands like Vitamin C or Doobie Wah

[minor ore]

Funfunfun is damn busted

[molten crane]

that shits powerful when someone like Ojiro is using it

because hitn hint if he was given that stand then obviously he should know how to use it

since it's literally his stand

[fallen lake]

Just read chp 108
||They really just killed the milf||

[light swift]

||No more booba :(||

[minor ore]

||Caato died not knowing what happens to Joshu at the end ||

[light swift]

[minor ore]

do yall think WoU would loose to goku?

Wayment

Didn’t you ask that last night?

[mossy sinew]

No

[minor ore]

yeah but my friend is here so i wanna it to get re explained cuz i kinda forgot the answer to one hypothetical

Now that I remember

Born this Way did manage to get WoU damaged by the bubbles

if goku surprasses time then how would the stand do anything

But was instantly killed seconds after

[minor ore]

He can do that?

[smoky anchor]

Goku does some mad shit

[minor ore]

well in the newest chapter of dbs he fought someone who is faster then his ability called instant transmission where he can be whereever he wants instantly

[minor ore]

yeah at the beggining of dbs he almost accidently destroyed his own universe

WoU looses to rimaru 100% right?

Idk who that is

her abilities

or "its" abilities

OH HELL NAH

I ain’t reading all that

[smoky anchor]

If it doesnt exist, it can beat WoU

[minor ore]

WoU gives you great misfortune but she has luck manipulation

as well as reality manipulation

Why is the list so long broski?

Who tf is this person

[smoky anchor]

I hate shit like that icl

[minor ore]

she is really busted

"it"

but its like a slime that also resembles a female

I don’t get anime

i think this is or the 2nd most busted anime character i know

[smoky anchor]

Behind who?

[minor ore]

Probably Goku

[smoky anchor]

Mewtwo

[minor ore]

no

[minor ore]

no

[minor ore]

Because the Stand is reality.

It's quite literally connected to reality as a whole.

Which Goku isn't above.

Yeah

here is my friend talking from now on

Hi friend

Hola

Hola

you said yourself that "stand is reality she warps reality and gets to pick whats in reality

hi

[minor ore]

If she can manipulate reality then she could manipulate wou I guess yeah

It doesn't really pick.

Just kinda does it automatically.

But yeah I guess.

and goku is more brute force and also rimaru has something called mastery manipulation example she can make someone forgett how to walk stand breathe and punch

thats juust one example tho

just*

its stupidly strong

But that sounds like something that requires the ability to be used on a target.

And if someone targets Tooru, then they lose.

well renember with the reality warping she controls the stands

[smoky anchor]

Ok but who do you think is more busted than that?

[minor ore]

Quantify reality warping.

[mossy sinew]

Probably Saitama

[minor ore]

like she gets to pick whats real whats fake and how physics work

[smoky anchor]

Fuck me that sounds boring

[minor ore]

and al;so she gets to pick how strong and how weak stuff are(statistic warping)

Thanos with the reality stone

[minor ore]

I bet the show has great animation, music, fight scenes

it does as his friend its my second favorite anime

next to one piece

Nice

Oh hey it's Born this w..and it's dead

LMAO

to be fair

It’s one of those stands that are best kept occasional

[mystic finch]

Born this way Died that way

[minor ore]

Lmao

Kei changes her name ones and dies

I still got the theory of Kei and Rai licking the broken vials from the floor that heals them

A man can dream

[hallow sigil]

"Oops, that was syphilis."

[dire furnace]

they found some senzu beans 😔

[hallow sigil]

Jojolion ends with a frame of Gappy taking care of a syphilis ridden Rai

He survived but at what cost

[minor ore]

Wtf did I walk into

[mossy sinew]

You walked into the best part

[minor ore]

What's it about

[mystic finch]

Its about breaking a curse

[minor ore]

What curse?

[brave geyser]

bruh just read it

[minor ore]

No

[brave geyser]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/wiki/manga#wiki_part_eight.3A_jojolion

there

all parts

[minor ore]

Danke

Oh wait I forgot this is an American chat

Thnak

Thano

Fuck

[hot bridge]

Fellas, we are all missing the big picture here.

[minor ore]

And what is that

[hot bridge]

If you look back in the manga, you notice that both Josefumi and Yoshikage have full sets of teeth

If this is the case then how did Gappy get his titular tooth gap

[minor ore]

I thought yoshikage kira was a part 4 character?

[minor ore]

because araki had diastema

no wait

araki had cavities, so he gave gappy diastema

[minor ore]

stay out of this chat since you havent read jjl

its full of spoilers

[minor ore]

thats what he said

[hot bridge]

Yes you wouldn’t want to know that lord Vader is actually Luke’s father

Oh wait

[minor ore]

I refer back to my statement in SBR chat Idc bout spoilers

noo dont spoil it

[minor ore]

It's explained already. It's the same reason why his eyes are discolored from the middle

[hot bridge]

Sorry! Spoilers

Wait why?

[minor ore]

have you not read part 8 either

[hot bridge]

I have read it

[minor ore]

that and you wont have to ask dumb questions every time someone talks about something you havent read yet

[hot bridge]

But I have been reading it for about 2 and a half years

[minor ore]

And don't try gatekeeping me not like I have to read it to ask questions

uh?

[hot bridge]

And can’t remember every little thing

[minor ore]

we dont have to answer

[minor ore]

its like tying to the biggest plot point in the part

so you cant possibly forget

but i guess you do

[hot bridge]

What?

I’m not referring to the merge between Kira and Josefumi as a whole event

[minor ore]

i meant i wouldn't recommend staying here because its full of spoilers

[minor ore]

his eyes are split in the middle || because he is a fusion, his teeth have a gap because yoshikages and josefumis dental structure werent the same, he is a fusion ||

[hot bridge]

Oh

Did it actually specify the teeth?

Cuz that’s what I want to know

[minor ore]

yes

[hot bridge]

Oh wow

[kind owl]

@hot bridge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

the tongue is forked too

[hot bridge]

Oh yeah i remember this panel

[minor ore]

Honestly the best MC JoJo design Araki ever made

Goated sailor boy

[hot bridge]

Nah

You have to admit, Girono and Jotaro both have ICONIC designs

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-gif-21698421

Maybe iconic in terms of fame, but they're definitely not as eye pleasing as Hatsuke.

how old was he again rai?

[hot bridge]

Eye pleasing? Then it’s gotta be Johnathan. That man is a SNACK😋😋😫

[minor ore]

tf you mean snack

HES the one that will eat you

[hot bridge]

[minor ore]

mmmfgfmmfnfm part 8 is the best

[minor ore]

There's no way he is 98..............

[hard axle]

josuk8 is def best jojo character design

[hot bridge]

Best stand design?

Gotta be d4c

[minor ore]

part 8 in general is pretty straight

[minor ore]

not even

stupid fucking robo rat

[hot bridge]

Then hawhat?

[hard axle]

i think actually oasis is best stand design

[minor ore]

because well, gay people dont have sex at all

[hard axle]

just in my opinion i think oasis is so cool

[hot bridge]

That’s not even a stand, that’s just clothes brah

[hard axle]

ITS COOL

i like it

[minor ore]

i really like whitesnake

[hot bridge]

^^

[minor ore]

please tell me you mean 90% more

wonder of u is also pretty cool

[hot bridge]

Eh, not for me

[hard axle]

doggystyle is literally so gay

[minor ore]

pretty straight...

[minor ore]

i disagree

[hot bridge]

I really like Scary Monsters

[hard axle]

i think sex pistols is so swaggy

[hot bridge]

The king of pop, ladies and gentlemen

[minor ore]

are you sure

are you 100% sure

just think about it for a momnet

yeah whats gay about doggystyle

come on man

[hot bridge]

Nothing really gay about it

[minor ore]

^^

"doggystyle is gay" doesnt elaborate

[hot bridge]

How mature

[minor ore]

thats not gay though

[minor ore]

Wonder of U, S&W, Love Love Deluxe

eh soft and wet is almost perfect in my eyes

its the star shape of the stems coming out of its head that really brings it down in my opinion

[hot bridge]

“just the tip”

[minor ore]

Also Doggy Style is by far one of the more cool references in JoJo. I wish they could somehow get around to play the actual song in the bus scene through the radio

when/if jojolion gets an anime i hope they get the rights to wonder of you by elvis so they can actually play it for those few panels

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[hot bridge]

Like those fan made stand eye catches

[blissful jolt]

Sex

[hot bridge]

so true

[ember copper]

What we need is born this way playing when the stand chases gappy and appears in the wou fight

[hot bridge]

No, we need catch the rainbow during the catch the rainbow fight

[ember copper]

I think 7 and 8 will be 2 seasons

[minor ore]

The problem with putting the actual songs in for like 1 or 2 Stands is that everyone will complain that another Stand didn't have a reference playing along.

[minor ore]

honestly when i was watching that dude die i was thinking about the last 3 minutes of that song

i went into parts 6 7 and 8 blind to the music references so catch the rainbow was pretty cool

[minor ore]

I prefer if they didn’t use the song references during the anime, it’s way too on the nose

True

Maybe the outro

But the Doggy Style thing on the bus radio would still be absolutely fucking banging

[hot bridge]

Well D4C is like a fifth of SBR

[kind owl]

@hot bridge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

[ember copper]

[minor ore]

i like that in sbr the jojo is kinda the villain

[hot bridge]

No, not really

[minor ore]

No.

Not even close.

[blissful jolt]

He’s far from a villain

[minor ore]

the president is trying to get the corpse parts to help his country, while johnny wants them for his own selfishness

hes an egotist

[hot bridge]

Its not about the ends it’s about the means

[minor ore]

The first half of SBR is a Grey Vs Black morality conflict. The latter is still the villain.

[minor ore]

funny valentine was chaotic good

[minor ore]

Funny Valentine wanted to genocide everyone that isn't American lol.

Okay well, bait taken.

[hot bridge]

Wait he did

[minor ore]

Essentially.

[hot bridge]

Not really?

[minor ore]

Love Train would reflect anything negative coming towards America. Eventually, that would kill the entire world.

Besides America itself.

Which will eternally prosper.

valentine is the villain, johnny being a dick in the past or cold at times doesnt make him the villain

[hot bridge]

That’s wasnt implied

[minor ore]

What

That's literally the point of Love Train lol

[hot bridge]

It’s just implied good fortune

[minor ore]

bruh

[minor ore]

the point of love train is to push bad luck away from the user

not to genocide the earth

The SBR connoisseurs have entered

imo jojolion is better than sbr

[hot bridge]

No, not for me

[minor ore]

i really really REALLY love it

[hot bridge]

But it isn’t finished yet

[minor ore]

i know

its still my favorite part though

you know who else isnt finished yet?

[smoky anchor]

Youre mother

[hot bridge]

Ayooo!!

[smoky anchor]

Im so sorry

[ember copper]

Absolutely devastated them

[minor ore]

the only thing about jojolion that was spoiled to me was tooru being in it

[smoky anchor]

Not even Gappy?

[minor ore]

woah lucky

nothing about him

[smoky anchor]

Jesus

[hot bridge]

The only thing that was spoiled for me was Gappy having four balls

[minor ore]

dude i live so deep in a cave ive gone like 9 years no gta5 spoilers

pease dont tell me anything about it

pleade

[minor ore]

And where does that bad luck go to?

id rather play it myself

[hot bridge]

Well Trevor is Micheals father for one

[smoky anchor]

GTA 5 is video game

[minor ore]

I only remember being "spoiled" about WoU being a thing. Didn't know anything about it besides the design tho.

[hot bridge]

And Franklin is Trevors sister

[ember copper]

Yeah that was something I knew

[minor ore]

It's not that hard to realize Tooru is a villain right from his introduction.

[smoky anchor]

I pretty much always spoil everything for myself

And i hate it

[hot bridge]

Well spoilers don’t ruin everything

[minor ore]

normally id assume to the opposite side of the planet, but thinking about it more i feel like the bad luck would eventually leave the planet and go throughout the universe

[ember copper]

Yes his design is way too detailed for him to be a minor character

[minor ore]

but yeah itd still go there i think

[smoky anchor]

True

I still really loved the series

[minor ore]

And people with his behavior and an introduction as late as this just can't be some kind of MC helpers

[ember copper]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Rai was introduced much later into the story but far from this late

[hot bridge]

Question — did anyone not get spoiled for DIOs power?

[minor ore]

me

[smoky anchor]

How

[hot bridge]

Really?

[minor ore]

True. The Greeks always told the audience what was going to happen in the tragedies they were about to watch

im being dead serious

i knew nothing about jojo going in

[ember copper]

He abs also been mentioned earlier than his first appearance

[minor ore]

nothing

[hot bridge]

How was watching it for the first time

[minor ore]

I saw a thousand Za Warudo memes before starting JoJo, so it's kinda hard not to get spoiled about TW.

[ember copper]

Yeah

[minor ore]

||Thankfully The World sucks so it doesn't matter||

[ember copper]

And dio being in p3

[minor ore]

Nuh uh

[minor ore]

it was pretty cool

[hot bridge]

Well the World could beat made in heaven

[minor ore]

So could Star Platinum

[hot bridge]

Yeah, that’s what I meant

[minor ore]

I know

[smoky anchor]

Time stop could beat made in heaven

[minor ore]

I was just added someone to the list

time manipulating stands are a little recycled at this point, d4c was pretty refreshing

gappy figure + jar 😳

[hot bridge]

Oh ok

D4C was one of the best powers I’ve ever seen

[minor ore]

Jojolion is practically absent of all time manipulation

[minor ore]

and i love it for that

Me too

but not only that

[smoky anchor]

Paper King Crimson is gonna disagree

[minor ore]

Paper Crimson King

i love the characters of jojolion, i love the plot of it, i love the stand abilities, i love the colors, i love TOORU

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

Instead of time Araki now has a boner for pursuit

So many stands in Jojolion chase the MC around

[hot bridge]

Kira was my favorite villain

[minor ore]

Like curses you can’t shake off

[smoky anchor]

Araki just fucking with whole reality

[minor ore]

Less about pursuit and more about The Flow since calamity also appears in SBR

[hot bridge]

And Joseph was the best jojo

[minor ore]

you all read chapter 108 right

[hot bridge]

Yes

[smoky anchor]

Ye

[hot bridge]

Thought it ended

[minor ore]

Bruh

[hot bridge]

For a sec

[minor ore]

That stupid leak really fucked the discussion up didn’t it

[minor ore]

yeah same

[minor ore]

wait what leak

[hot bridge]

Did I spoil something?

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-joestar-luizdoro-jojo-jojolion-gif-18842947

[minor ore]

The one tweet that said Jojolion was going to end next month, but they mixed it up with another manga

[minor ore]

oh

But everyone took it seriously

[smoky anchor]

Lmao

[minor ore]

So people really think Jojolion ended or is ending soon

[hot bridge]

Especially considering the contents of the chapter

[minor ore]

Thanks to that tweet

People taking anything JoJolion twitter related seriously

[minor ore]

Ikr

[hot bridge]

Twitter

[smoky anchor]

JoJolion spanish twitter >>>>

[minor ore]

Spanish anything really

Spanish Resident Evil is great

jojolion is really good in the first like 60 chapters but it picks up so much after that

[uneven tendon]

I'd say that Jojolion picks up after California King Bed

[minor ore]

Picks up when Damo comes to collect his dues

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Because after CKB everything is better and more consistent

[hot bridge]

Spanish Sex😳

[minor ore]

that flashback scene with damo and kira and the yacht

Idk I actually started being really engaged in the JJL story before King Bed

Gappy is a love on first sight