jojolion

[uneven tendon]

And finally, retirement

[sour dome]

If it does I'll be over the moon

[minor ore]

Joshu ova is necessary

[sour dome]

If it doesn't then I'll be glad he's retiring healthy

[uneven tendon]

OVA is animated

Original Video Animation

[minor ore]

Yea sorry

[sour dome]

We don't want another togashi

Or kentaro muria

[uneven tendon]

I wish we got to see Dior again

[sour dome]

There's still time

Will it happen? Probably not

[brittle lodge]

[minor ore]

We did get an extremely miniscule cameo

[uneven tendon]

I really don't get why people think Araki will just abandon the other plot points of this part

[tame plover]

bcuz they dumb

[minor ore]

I want a part 9 to exist but only if araki decided not to retire at 60

[minor ore]

I doubt it's gonna go farther than that

not cause of fans or anything

[uneven tendon]

Araki is 61 now

[minor ore]

out of passion for manga

[tame plover]

tbh Araki deserves to retire

[minor ore]

I know he will most likely retire

[uneven tendon]

He didn't retire because his story isn't over

[minor ore]

and he deserves too

[sour dome]

I mean obviously JoJo is never gonna end, araki is immortal!

[brittle lodge]

arakinis

[sour dome]

Shush

[minor ore]

I hope for a part 9 but not at the expense of araki

[tame plover]

I would prefer him to retire than for him to work on jojo to death

[sour dome]

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

The thing I want to see the most is the confirmation that Johnny is the saint of Morioh

[minor ore]

I want the man to get some nice rest

[brittle lodge]

people're too focused on JJL and don't even notice part 9 is going on
smhmhmhmh

[uneven tendon]

TBF, Blood Ghost is relatively recent

[brittle lodge]

true

[sour dome]

Exactly, we don't want him to be like togashi and stop having to work because it's to painful

[sour dome]

Blood ghost?

[brittle lodge]

started very very recently

[uneven tendon]

Blood Ghost is part 9

[sour dome]

Huh

[uneven tendon]

The main protagonist is Dior Brand

[sour dome]

Okay you're joking

[brittle lodge]

*antag

[hard meteor]

yeah and there was a closeup on the tree the corpse was buried in this chapter,we will definitely get back to it

[sour dome]

I thought he might be started another series

[uneven tendon]

Araki considers Dio to be the protagonist of part 1 though

[brittle lodge]

oh

really?

[uneven tendon]

He does

[brittle lodge]

really tho?

[uneven tendon]

Let me find the interview

[minor ore]

Makes sense

[brittle lodge]

but yea Part 9
Dior Brand

[minor ore]

He was the one who put the plot into action after all

[uneven tendon]

@brittle lodge

[brave geyser]

He is tho Dio tries to give his father medicine to repay him for adopting him and the asshole Jonathan tries to stop him so his father dies and he can get all his money

[minor ore]

And Jonathan is awesome and all but the story is more about dio

[brittle lodge]

ohok

[minor ore]

He even framed dio for murdering his dog when Jonathan himself trapped him in the furnace

What a monster

[brave geyser]

ikr

why did the police shoot Dio just for finishing his halloween costume

they should have shot jonathan

[brittle lodge]

part 9 has much better writing than the rest of jojo

[brave geyser]

dishonorable jonathan

tried to attack Dio when he was already down

[minor ore]

Yea he was literally threatening dio with a dangerous street thug with him

[brave geyser]

yeah

[brittle lodge]

part 17 so far looks good, although only one chapter is out

[lucid locust]

Tbf, it’s a really good chapter

[brittle lodge]

[brittle lodge]

we're not

[haughty apex]

am I missing something..?

[brittle lodge]

part 17

joe julian

[young meteor]

Newest chapter is out?

[brittle lodge]

yes

[young meteor]

Link bro

[brittle lodge]

[uneven tendon]

It also has my favorite Jojo character

[brittle lodge]

East Go

[uneven tendon]

Touhou Osho

[brittle lodge]

they're essentially the same person

but Touhou Osho is the inferior version of East Go

[uneven tendon]

But you gotta admit, East Go isn't as good as Vinny

[brittle lodge]

true

Vinny is amazing

[uneven tendon]

BTW, what is Milagro Man going to be called in the Duwangs? Because you also use Spanish for those

[manic lark]

||Vinny actually fits Doppio||

[brittle lodge]

Miracle / Miracle Man

[uneven tendon]

Just Miracle Man?

[obtuse echo]

so ||jobin, caato, norisuke died and joshu has a mini arm now?||

[uneven tendon]

Norisuke is alive

[brittle lodge]

yea, unless you can come up with something better, its Miracle Man

[uneven tendon]

Josuke saved him from Wonder of U

[uneven tendon]

What about Money Man?

Miracle Money?

[obtuse echo]

ok

[brittle lodge]

i like money man

[hard meteor]

yeah norisukes fine

[uneven tendon]

But it's not as good as my favorite Stand

Imagine if Joshu meets the love of his life in that hospital

[manic lark]

fine like "he is so fine 😩"?

[near cedar]

He won't

[uneven tendon]

How do you know that?

If he got his right arm back, everything is possible

[nocturne whale]

Imagine if it was healed

[uneven tendon]

Most likely will be

[nocturne whale]

I hope Josuke is able to get a second branch

[uneven tendon]

Well, it is still out there

[nocturne whale]

But in time tho

And the whole family gotta help him

[sinful bramble]

Why would Karera be in the hospital

[uneven tendon]

Well, she is a conwoman

And her Stand has not fighting capabilities

[brittle lodge]

Crimson King is a cool stand

[fleet river]

https://youtu.be/thenHkIVX8w only good jotuber uploaded

[near cedar]

Oh no it's the cringe man

[fleet river]

the duality of the jojo fandom

[hard meteor]

xforts
good jojo tuber

[fleet river]

what's wrong with xforts?

did it turn out that he's also a racist or what?

[hard meteor]

nah just cringe takes and some misinfo in his older vids

hes not shuckmiester tier but eh

[fleet river]

Shuckmeister and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[near cedar]

This we agree on

[fleet river]

(as much as i like to shitpost about Ted K don't take his ideas seriously)

well

is there any good jotuber then?

(besides Jojodoss god bless his soul)

[uneven tendon]

I stopped watching that video when he said ''we will have 1 or 2 chapters left''

[hard meteor]

he said the same thing on twitter too

[brittle lodge]

two

[uneven tendon]

But I do like his Mamezuku cosplay

[hard meteor]

blog post is making this community worse than it already is

[uneven tendon]

Even the chad Zyro doesn't believe in stuff like Flashback Man, Karera or explanations for the Locacaca and Wall Eyes

[hard meteor]

😔 damn they got him too

[uneven tendon]

Hamon Beat is also fine most of the time, but I don't like him as a person and he made mistakes

Like claiming that KC was pierced by the arrow when it actually wasn't

Or using a lot of headcanons

[brittle lodge]

the only hamon beat videos ive watched are the music references

[granite grove]

Hey remember when that one dude in here fought everyone because he didn’t want to believe tooru was the main villain? Yeah me neither

[true ore]

No, i don't think that one time with green was that bad.

[granite grove]

Bro I remember it went on for a long time

[true ore]

It really didn't and he is just a more cautious reader

[granite grove]

Ah

I mean he DID start insulting people but hey what do I know

[sage crag]

no one does except this chat for some reason

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

[dire furnace]

Jojodoss best jotuber 😤😤😤

[hard meteor]

fr

and it aint even close

Even though they’ve never interacted and kaatos introduction was her Instantly disliking him she still saw him as family

[uneven tendon]

My favorite part about that death is that out of her 4 kids, she chose to look at Joshu before dying

[molten crane]

Offended

[minor ore]

dw we all know you're the best jojotuber

[molten crane]

Epic moment

[minor ore]

Kaato is not confirmed to be dead

[uneven tendon]

Considering the blank eyes, the panels, and how WoU works, she's most likely dead

[minor ore]

So many fakeout deaths in part 8. Guess next chapter will show.

[hard meteor]

theres only be like 1

everyone else is dead

[molten crane]

"Fakeout deaths" are just copium

[hard meteor]

yeah lol

[last flint]

poop

[kind owl]

@last flint, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

still confused why gappy suddenly appeared at the higashikata house

there was a time skip

[last flint]

maybe bc of poop?

[minor ore]

please leave

[last flint]

ok

[minor ore]

hmm

there was a small time skip

[last flint]

ok bye

[minor ore]

ic

[hardy trench]

ojiro ❤️

[minor ore]

:ojiropeek:

[quartz widget]

Y’all

The flashback man is the fusion of norisuk and jobin via da wall eyes

[delicate burrow]

YOOO

RAI MAMAZUKE

wait

[minor ore]

rai xforts mamezuku doesnt exist he cant hurt you

[sage crag]

depression

[viscid pike]

So Jojolion is over now, huh guys?

[minor ore]

no

what

[viscid pike]

Not over but that's gotta be it for baddies

[sinful bramble]

Why would it be

Oh

[minor ore]

yeaaaah the bad guys are over

bad guys >:3

unless karera is going to be a baddie too

[sinful bramble]

We still have things to resolve but antagonists should be done

[viscid pike]

Tooru's dead, there's no new Rokakaka now it's all epilogue

[sinful bramble]

I don’t feel like she will be

[minor ore]

not epilogue yet

we have at least 2 more arcs

[sinful bramble]

The bubbles can lift the curse so Josuke doesn’t need one for Holly

[manic lark]

(juna, im losing patience, you know where i send you stuff?)

[minor ore]

[sinful bramble]

[minor ore]

[viscid pike]

Wow I can't believe Jojolion's done

What a decade

[haughty turret]

wtf is jojolion

[minor ore]

read

[haughty turret]

this is a part?

[minor ore]

yes?

the best one

[haughty turret]

Soft and Wet got me feeling some type a way

[minor ore]

how do you know soft and wet but not the part

[viscid pike]

Is Go Beyond a music reference?

Like where tf did that come from?

[sinful bramble]

A reference an Enya song or something

[viscid pike]

MHA

[haughty turret]

because uh yes

ok bye

[sinful bramble]

Also it refers to it “going beyond” reality and shit

[minor ore]

maybe this
https://open.spotify.com/track/1o5rugazsIEZAWCIlpba1R?si=862f8fd7133547d6

also the "going beyond" of paisley park

[haughty turret]

h

[minor ore]

around paisley parks introduction, its explained that it "goes beyond"

[viscid pike]

It's a two part song

[minor ore]

yes

[minor ore]

what part are you on

probably 3

best. fanmade. theme. ever. https://youtu.be/qtl1ZNvxHZI

[sinful bramble]

Iwasuke’s theme needs to be 3 hours long

When P8 gets an anime

[hard meteor]

doesnt need a new rokakaka

[haughty turret]

im on part 2

but diego hot tho

[minor ore]

why do you have dio as your pfp

gappy in chapter 108 defeated an abstract entity, cool.

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[haughty turret]

because im on part 2

quick question, who shot johnny?

[minor ore]

Yes

[minor ore]

youre not that funny

[sinful bramble]

Wekapipo, Diego, Valentine

[haughty turret]

makes sense.

[sinful bramble]

It does make sense

[haughty turret]

D4C effect

[minor ore]

do you even know who wekapipo is

[sinful bramble]

If you read it slowly

[hardy trench]

theyre lying

[sinful bramble]

Or watch an explanation video

[haughty turret]

black guy in sbr lmao

[minor ore]

black guy

[sinful bramble]

Pocoloco

[hardy trench]

not even black

[haughty turret]

weird corn looking hair style

[haughty turret]

mixed then?

[sinful bramble]

Wekapipo is white

[minor ore]

alright we trollin?

[sinful bramble]

Italian

[hardy trench]

no

[haughty turret]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21394280

im fr on part 2

[dreamy mauve]

Can we talk manga spoilers here?

[minor ore]

sure

[brittle lodge]

did this guy try to say wekapipo is black?

[minor ore]

yes

[minor ore]

yes

[dreamy mauve]

108 was a ride

[haughty turret]

lmao

[dreamy mauve]

Can’t believe this part is close to ending

[minor ore]

nah

its close but not CLOSE

[halcyon tundra]

holy fuck these chapters has been yeeeeee

[brittle lodge]

its close

[halcyon tundra]

maybe next year

[minor ore]

next year prob

2022 or 2023

around that time

[sinful bramble]

2022

Wekapipo x Pocoloco

[errant vapor]

Joshu's Barber is the true villain for part 8

[sinful bramble]

Funny

[minor ore]

it just grows like that on his head

[hard meteor]

his hair was like that when he was a toddler

[sinful bramble]

Because Kaato’s breast milk was shit

[dreamy mauve]

I think part 8 is my new third favorite part after part 7 and part 2

[minor ore]

he had the exact same cut when he was 3 and also caato said it worked like that

[minor ore]

its gonna be No1 soon

[dreamy mauve]

I don’t doubt it

Part 8 was good shit

I loved the whole mystery vibe to it and playing with our Knowledge and expectations of part 4

[minor ore]

the scene were caato collapses in 108 really reminded me of everyone screaming after kiras death

[junior coral]

So stoked for the last chapter this July

[dire furnace]

Jojos over soon 😀😀

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-yucko-gif-9447669

[sinful bramble]

He’s probably joking

[junior coral]

I've never made a joke in my life

[sinful bramble]

They can’t wrap the story up in a 50 page chapter

Unless they speedrun every single thing

[junior coral]

I predict one more arc

At least a volume or two

Something similar to High Voltage

Maybe an epilogue chapter or two

We're in the end game

Things are winding down without a doubt

[minor ore]

yeah i know

greeny is a jokester

a funny dude

[olive bobcat]

jojolions ending and theres no lion 😔

[junior coral]

I'm just a silly guy 😋

[crude umbra]

yeah but can wou beat kaido tho

[junior coral]

Who?

[dire furnace]

i read that as fucking Kaiba for a sec

[hard meteor]

one piece character

[junior coral]

Ewwww~!!

[minor ore]

So nice seeing sibling have fun after their father was brutally murdererd infront of their eyes by their older brother

[junior coral]

Wasn't murdered

[minor ore]

They didn't know that at the time

[sinful bramble]

Hat

[junior coral]

He alright

Jobin said that he didn't kill him

He said he only knocked him out enough so he can heal him with the fruit later

[uneven tendon]

By that time the flash forward happened, they knew he was alive

[junior coral]

That's strange though

Think about it

Why is Norisuke still in the body bag upstairs with Tsurugi after this whole event?

The house is fixed, everyone in the house is magically healed, and all is well...

But what the fuck is the deal with Tsurugi?

It really makes no sense

I have a theory

[uneven tendon]

Iwasuke is the main villain?

[brittle lodge]

i think you mean Wash

[minor ore]

They saw him being murdered* they were crying their eyes out. Then a minute later they went downstairs to chill and have fun and 20 chapters later Tsurugi was like "oh looks like he is alive after all"

[uneven tendon]

You do realize that those 20 chapters was like half an hour in universe time, right?

And Jobin himself told them ''we won't let dad die''

And he didn't die

[minor ore]

If you say so

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[uneven tendon]

?

[sinful bramble]

?

[junior coral]

It's possible that the flashforward is not really showing the events as they are, but as Tsurugi manipulates them to be. His house is in shambles, his grandparents are both dead/unconscious, and his family is in disarray, so he uses PMK (and perhaps a new ability he gained while interacting with Tooru, but as more chapters come out I think that's more and more unlikely,) to display his family how he wants it to be, kind of coping with his reality not wanting it to be true

[smoky anchor]

I always thought the flash forward began after the whole tongue incident

[junior coral]

No

That's part of the flashforward

[smoky anchor]

Welp

[molten crane]

There's an imposter among us

I am the real Jojodoss

[minor ore]

And also if they knew he was alive why didn't they call ambulance on him and just let him lay in a bodybag?

[uneven tendon]

But there was an ambulance

[junior coral]

Yeah

lol

That is what I'm saying though

It looks like Tsurugi is manipulating something going on

Because everything is not as it seems

[minor ore]

Yeah cuz the building collapsed and someone probably called it

[junior coral]

How did Norisuke go from being in the bedroom, to outside, then later on in the upstairs study?

Like there's a lot going on in between this that we still don't know

[uneven tendon]

And yeah Green you're probably right

[brave parcel]

HOLY SHIT

i just finished the chapter

[junior coral]

Swag

[brave parcel]

man what a chapter

wait can we talk about the new chap already or is there like time we have to wait?

[junior coral]

No you're allowed to talk about it

[hard meteor]

you can talk about it

[junior coral]

only things you can't discuss openly rn is spoilers for the chapters before they come out

[hard meteor]

its been out for days

[tame plover]

do we know anything of Kira´s father

[heavy ledge]

Everytime greeny sends a message, 2 chapters are added to jojolion

We only know he died

[tame plover]

dam

[hard meteor]

we dont even know what he looks like 😔

[junior coral]

True!

[heavy ledge]

Actually we should say that jjl ended so ppl start reading it

[junior coral]

Get ready for 80,000 more chapters 🤩

[sinful bramble]

That he died quite young

[heavy ledge]

And cut their 'i dont wanna read it till its done' shit

[junior coral]

EXCELLENT IDEA

[hardy trench]

"what are you talking about bro, jjl ended 3 months ago"

[heavy ledge]

Can u imagine

[opaque musk]

any new chapter of jojolion yet please?

[minor ore]

Like 3 days ago

[hard meteor]

check pins

[opaque musk]

how do i check the pins please?

[minor ore]

Oml

[heavy ledge]

https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/Elc9JfZ/1/1/

Read this one, its better

I asked someone to pin it but discord works like shit

[minor ore]

How does Wonder Of U work?

[heavy ledge]

Which chapter are u at

[minor ore]

I’m not even on jojolion

But I just know about wou

[uneven tendon]

Then go read it

[heavy ledge]

Read this then https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Jojolion-chapter-1.html

[minor ore]

I’m on sbr

[uneven tendon]

So finish SBR

[heavy ledge]

It has the answer

[uneven tendon]

And read Jojolion

[minor ore]

Ok

Thanks guys

[heavy ledge]

🙏

[golden latch]

What a wonderful interaction I just read

[heavy ledge]

Joshu? Yes

[golden latch]

How can we know for sure

[mystic finch]

@minor ore what r u doin here

[sinful bramble]

Fake

You are W&I/Jojo07

[uneven tendon]

Nah

He's dead

I'm pretty sure this was made as a joke

[hard meteor]

ran out of hopium

its over bros 😔

[uneven tendon]

TBH he did kinda deserve that

[hardy trench]

he did

[fleet river]

this dude legit od'd on copium

[uneven tendon]

These people are ruining the name of the Jobin community

[hard meteor]

fr

[uneven tendon]

Also, how would Tooru be comparable to alt Diego

Tooru was the one who caused most of the plot's events

[hard meteor]

alt diego comparisons in general suck

[uneven tendon]

Alt Diego was a dude Valentine brought from another world to continue his plans

[hardy trench]

I hate alt diego

such a dumb twist imo

[uneven tendon]

Except normal Diego > alt Diego

[hard meteor]

yeah

[fleet river]

this a million times

[hardy trench]

yes

[uneven tendon]

I admit that I also think the story could've been more interesting hadn't Jobin died

But at least I have no issue admitting he's dead

[minor ore]

I thought at least the 4chan JoJolion community would be any good but it's literally just a more verbal parallel of JoJolion twitter

JoJolion
JoJolion fanbase

[mossy sinew]

^^^^

[sage crag]

alt.diego was fanfic level of twist lmao

[summer nova]

4chan
good
pick one

[minor ore]

It can be

But the JoJolion fanbase is a universal tumor

[summer nova]

they're literally continously posting about how araki is having a stroke

not even jojolion twitter sunk that low

afaik

[minor ore]

No JoJolion tqitter definitely sunk way lower

Both are just bad

That's about it

[summer nova]

4chan is on another level

trust me

[sage crag]

he isn't? There's quite a lot of incoherent stuff in jojolion

[junior coral]

Cap

[minor ore]

I regularly visit 4chan I know just how low it can be

[minor ore]

[junior coral]

[summer nova]

[hard meteor]

[hardy trench]

I used to

but its bad

[summer nova]

going to 4chan is like going to a zoo and seeing monkeys slinging shit at each other

[minor ore]

Joshuchad spotted in the wild

[summer nova]

lmao

[hardy trench]

same tbh

[hard meteor]

based anon

[minor ore]

Gotta give it to them, way funnier than JJL twitter memes

Might be from there though

[rugged stream]

Jojolion fanbase is very pog acstualli

[hard meteor]

meh some of it is

[minor ore]

the like 1% of it is

[rugged stream]

For just reading it you are already pog

[minor ore]

and I'm half of that 1%

[rugged stream]

Unless you commit backwards Jojo fan syndrome

[kind owl]

@rugged stream, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[rugged stream]

[minor ore]

Is there a new chapter ping role?

[manic lark]

#role

[minor ore]

Ok thanks, somehow i didn't know of it

[uneven tendon]

He shouldn't be anonymous when he's one brave and based mf

[minor ore]

Just put your entire credentials in there

what a chad

can relate

seen joshu in EoH and thought "damn this jojolion must be pretty cool if it has this guy"

"You know my ID number and exact address? You're late buddy, I already know mine"

[minor ore]

Joshu looks kinda weird in that game.

But cute nonetheless

[uneven tendon]

Top 3 reasons to read Jojolion:

Best girl

Best comic relief

[brittle lodge]

2 reasons

[minor ore]

No need for third, Joshu counts as 2 reasons.

[uneven tendon]

Best life forms

[minor ore]

Aisho my goat

[uneven tendon]

[brittle lodge]

aisho hot

[smoky anchor]

Aisho great 👍

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

I like how Aisho looks like one of those ''felt cute, might delete later'' people in that panel

[manic lark]

oisho looking like a cross between a sock and a tree stump

[uneven tendon]

As much as I like the doctors, they weren't as homely as the cartel

[minor ore]

woke up and realized yasuho isn't real. why even live

[hard meteor]

long live aisho

[minor ore]

Besides Akefu, these mfs are the ugliest group of characters in the entirety of JoJo

[minor ore]

doctor wu looking high quality 😳

[uneven tendon]

[uneven tendon]

Hold on a second, are you implying Wu is ugly?

[minor ore]

Average football player phenotype

[willow crystal]

Wu is a attractive man

[minor ore]

I don't like him aa

[manic lark]

i love unmasked Urban Guerilla's zoned out zoomer look, exactly what jojo needed

[willow crystal]

He will enter your urethra

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

One thing I don't get though is why the rock insects are considered a part of the Locacaca organization on the wiki

[minor ore]

Here he looks much better but he's still not hot

[uneven tendon]

They're animals

[minor ore]

[olive bobcat]

aisho my balls to your mom

[minor ore]

aisho deez!

nuts!

[rugged stream]

Joshu looks like ass in that game

[smoky anchor]

deez?

[minor ore]

!w Aisho

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Aisho_Dainenjiyama
Not the correct result? Use !w page Aisho for a direct link or !w search Aisho for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Aisho Dainenjiyama

Aisho Dainenjiyama (大年寺山 愛唱, Dainenjiyama Aishō) is a tertiary antagonist featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion, most notably in the "Doobie Wah" story arc.

[minor ore]

ngl forgot his last name

[hard meteor]

cmon

[minor ore]

@mystic finch ?

[rugged stream]

Every character in EoH looks ass

[minor ore]

maybe a little bit 😳

cheap trap

[olive bobcat]

EoH is ass

[minor ore]

i agree

But that hairstyle isn't consistent

playing it rn

[manic lark]

||anth's nuts 😳 ||

[minor ore]

Don't think so at least

dogshit balance

[willow crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-tooru-jojolion-jojolion-tooru-tat-jojo-gif-20883721

[minor ore]

If he always had that style then yes

horrible game

yet i play it regularly anyways

games so horrible you keep playing

[brittle lodge]

doctor wu hot

[minor ore]

me with dark souls

[minor ore]

||woman nuts 😳||

[brittle lodge]

yes

[rugged stream]

YES. EoH and ASB are bad

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, I don't get how people like Damo or Aisho didn't get proper bitches

[minor ore]

ASB aint even that bad compared to EoH

[uneven tendon]

They're just so chadly

[minor ore]

Hato
not a proper bitch

[uneven tendon]

The worst part about ASB is that it barely has Jojolion in it

[minor ore]

i play EoH but i admit its not good at all for anything other than fanservice

[uneven tendon]

But it did give us pink Joshu

[rugged stream]

ASB feels like you're playing these characters in Quicksand

[uneven tendon]

And even the fanservice is not that good for 6-8

[minor ore]

true

[manic lark]

and Gappy looked like a brick

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if they remade EoH, but this time Josuke is the one to beat Heaven Ascension Dio

With Go Beyond

[rugged stream]

And can we talk how poorly animated the rush attacks in these games look

[uneven tendon]

And Joshu takes Dio's place and becomes Heaven Ascension Joshu

[minor ore]

imagine they remade EoH but it isn't the most unbalanced game in existence

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

One thing I will never forgive EoH is that they removed Gyro's special reaction to Johnny dying in the game (the one where he goes "Shiza" but with "Nandato? Johnnyyy" instead)

That was really good

And sad

And they took it away

[uneven tendon]

Wasn't Joseph pretty OP in EoH?

In both young and old

[minor ore]

not really

[uneven tendon]

Alt Diego?

[minor ore]

Josuke part 4 is a fucking mess to deal with

[rugged stream]

They look like a poorly animated moving block and the characters arms

[minor ore]

Alt Diego is surprisingly one of if not the worst character in the game

[rugged stream]

Oh damn my vpn glitched me out

[minor ore]

hes only good for timestop

which he gets like 2 times per game

[uneven tendon]

What about Pet Shop?

[minor ore]

Pet Shop's alr

[rugged stream]

Whats the meta in EoH

Like who is the best character

[minor ore]

Josuke Part 4, Jotaro Part 4, and SM Diego are all insanely unfair

[quartz widget]

We need a new jojo game

[minor ore]

meanwhile Diavolo (whom i play the most) is supposed to be one of the strongest stand users

and hes horrible

[quartz widget]

Custom stands 😫

[minor ore]

hes so bad

[quartz widget]

In what game?

[minor ore]

Eyes Of Heaven

[rugged stream]

The best Jojo game we had came in 1998 😭😭😭😭

[minor ore]

i got it on sale and i'm glad

[uneven tendon]

I don't get why THE WORLD's ability description is so lacking, since it was basically confirmed in Jojoveller that it's basically the exact same Stand as The World

[torpid heart]

sasageyosagsgayeooo

shinzou wo sasageyoooo

[quartz widget]

Mid

[minor ore]

||Now that Tooru is dead, can we finally have him in a game or two.
Please.
At least a Roblox one.||

[quartz widget]

Fr lmao

[manic lark]

SM Diego
SMD
Shaking My Di-

[minor ore]

if i spent the full £50 on Eyes Of Heaven i would cry

[uneven tendon]

But what if Tooru uses those wrist blades in a flashback?

[rugged stream]

Srsly we need another hftf type game

[minor ore]

I'll never stop imagining a Tooru special attack where he just walks away in a cool way, lets the enemy approach him and then they get blasted with calamity.

[quartz widget]

A jojo game with custom stands couldn’t be that hard to do, just set it up with the basic moves and time stops etc can be special moves

[minor ore]

once i used Wonder of U in a roblox jojo game and it worked pretty well and was fun to use but they're removing it

[quartz widget]

Which game?

Project jojo?

[minor ore]

it would just be slashy slashy

[rugged stream]

Tooru could def work like Faust. Where different calamites do different shit and give him specific combo paths

[minor ore]

the fact that jojo roblox games are popular is just because of actual jojo games being dogshit

[minor ore]

A Universal Time

YBA added Red Hot Chilli which is a shitty Stand that has nothing special going for it instead of spending the effort on some hype stuff like Soft & Wet with a Go Beyond evolution or NKC or something.

[rugged stream]

Or that the best Jojo game came out so long ago and the meta there has revealed for so long and the skill gap is so high

[minor ore]

Unrelated but your pfp is the same as this other dude that was here years ago

Were you here previously?

[rugged stream]

no

I just believe in Jolyne Cujoh supremacy

[minor ore]

Unfortunate, he was cool :(

[rugged stream]

how so?

[minor ore]

He was an avid defender of p6

[rugged stream]

me too lmao

[minor ore]

Then I'm sure you're cool too :)

[rugged stream]

me being a part 6 defender is one of the reason why put Shuck in low regard

pertaining to Jojo takes anyway

most of his Jojo takes are just atrocious to me

[minor ore]

All the jojotubers are completely shit imo

Not for having opinions really, just for being cult leaders that massively influence the fandom for the worse

For example meti (i think) made a video on why blue hawai sucks and suddenly everyone shat on it and you weren't allowed to like it

[upbeat ledge]

Naked dude in the ground already off to great start

[minor ore]

Oh boy... You're in for a ride

It only gets weirder from there

[upbeat ledge]

Well I guess It could be considered "Bizzarre"

[minor ore]

It puts the bizarre back in jojo's bizarre adventure

[upbeat ledge]

welp cya guys later Im going to read some manga

[velvet raptor]

Tooru was amazing

[dense sable]

The one part that makes no sense to me

Naked man with 2 testicles

Ah yes

[velvet raptor]

Hey

Jojolion is great

We got

Beetle fights

[dense sable]

Ik its great

[sinful bramble]

Indeed

[dense sable]

Still

It confused me

I've only read 4 volumes

😞

[velvet raptor]

Oh

[dense sable]

Lol

[velvet raptor]

I’m glad you said that before I spoiled some stuff

[dense sable]

Pls explain soft and wet

[tranquil flax]

JoJolion is hella confusing
They pull a naked guy out of the ground and tell you he has 4 balls

[dense sable]

Idc bout spoilers

I read about each thing before read

So research

[velvet raptor]

He can take away a property of an object using his bubbles

[dense sable]

Ah

Wtf does diver down do

[velvet raptor]

And he can do a lot more things with his bubbles too

[dense sable]

I got that part

And it cool

[velvet raptor]

Diver down can go inside of an object

[dense sable]

Woah like sanctuary but better

[velvet raptor]

And he can store energy in an object

[kind owl]

@velvet raptor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[dense sable]

Oo

K

Um so

What do the other stand do

[velvet raptor]

Like DD could punch a wall a lot but then nothing would happen to that wall but then a person could touch the wall and get flung back

[dense sable]

Ik Paisley Park

[dense sable]

Nice

[velvet raptor]

Like what

[dense sable]

I also know doobie wah

And nut king

And paper king

I gtg now

[dense sable]

I want to talk more with u

[velvet raptor]

Most of the stands are pretty self explanatory in part 8

[dense sable]

Pls

Accpet

Accept

I need a jojilion fren

That I can talk to

Also

Is it josuke kira or yamto somin

Idk

[velvet raptor]

Josuke is Kira and josephumei kujo combined

[dense sable]

Wtf

[kind owl]

@dense sable, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[upbeat ledge]

Man Has 4 balls too

[velvet raptor]

That is why he has four balls

[dense sable]

...

Is that the roka fruit power

[upbeat ledge]

wtf am I reading

[velvet raptor]

Yes combined with the magic wall eyes that gives people stands

[dense sable]

The what

Wall eye?

I wasn't reading to carefully

[velvet raptor]

Yes that magic wall eyes that give people stands

[dense sable]

Isn't that where he was found

[velvet raptor]

Yes it was

[dense sable]

Oh so like that devil palm in part 7

[velvet raptor]

It is also how jobin got his stand

[sinful bramble]

They’re implied to be the same phenomenon

[dense sable]

Who

[sinful bramble]

And many other Morioh residents

[dense sable]

Who

[sinful bramble]

Keep reading

[dense sable]

K

[sinful bramble]

He’s a member of the ||Higashikata Family||

[dense sable]

How to get self riles

OH

[sinful bramble]

Older brother of Hato, Joshu and Daiya

[dense sable]

So in alternative universe

[sinful bramble]

Son of Norisuke

[dense sable]

He adopted

[hard meteor]

Just read the part dude why are you deliberately asking for spoiler information

[dense sable]

Bc he was found

[dense sable]

Idm spoilers

[hard meteor]

Idm

[sinful bramble]

They take away from the experience

[hard meteor]

And it’s just dumb in general

[dense sable]

How to get self roles

[sinful bramble]

#role

[dense sable]

Oh

I only want spoliers for like the bits I read

[minor ore]

there is literally no point in going in #jojolion and asking for spoilers

[velvet raptor]

He also looks like he played with scissors near his hair

[minor ore]

just read the manga

hi guys i like jojolion i came here read jojolion where to read jojolion guys i love gappy hes my favorte Jojo 4 balls xddd

[sinful bramble]

gappa higashicata

[velvet raptor]

Same

[minor ore]

hi guys i enjoy jojolion my favourite character is yasuho!!! she has pink hair and a stand!!!!!!

[velvet raptor]

Tooru is may favorite villain

[sinful bramble]

My favourite character is mamzuk!!!!!!!!! His Stand name is a s*ex reference

[minor ore]

i think joshu is rapist and unfunny i hate him his hair bad 😠

[velvet raptor]

He is the most relatable

[upbeat ledge]

Who the fuck is this naked man with dementia this is arleady off to a wacky start

[sinful bramble]

That’s not how dementia works

[velvet raptor]

He was made to represent the parts of the fandom araki doesn’t like

[upbeat ledge]

Memory loss I guess

[velvet raptor]

No I was already typing when you posted that

[sinful bramble]

We like to take things out of context for personal amusement

[velvet raptor]

I was talking about tooru

Best villain

[junior coral]

Cap

That is pure cap

[velvet raptor]

No he is the best he just wants money

[kind owl]

@velvet raptor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[junior coral]

Man, what?

[velvet raptor]

He doesn’t care about josuke or any of the other stuff

[sinful bramble]

Which is why some people don’t like him as much

[uneven tendon]

Based take

[junior coral]

Bad take

[velvet raptor]

He just wants money and riches and the success of his species

[sinful bramble]

Tooru is maybe my 4th favourite main antagonist

[velvet raptor]

And wonder of u is awesome

[junior coral]

He is the worst main antagonist in the series

if you even consider him one

His Stand is the only thing that makes him cool

[velvet raptor]

Bro pucci is the worst antagonist

[junior coral]

You are straight up lying

Like there is no way you are serious

[sinful bramble]

Worse than Diavolo?

[hard meteor]

no hes not lmao

awful take on pucci

[velvet raptor]

At least diavolo had doppio

[junior coral]

Diavolo is mid but he is more sinister and menacing than Tooru

[sinful bramble]

They aren’t the same character so it doesn’t count

[uneven tendon]

Pucci is a top 2 Jojo main villain imo

[junior coral]

At least Diavolo has a fucking role in the story besides one arc

[uneven tendon]

And I consider Tooru 3rd or 4th place

[junior coral]

I don't like Diavolo all that much but he is so much cooler than Tooru

[uneven tendon]

But so does Tooru

[sinful bramble]

Tooru’s arc is nearly a quarter of the part

[velvet raptor]

Based

[junior coral]

So...!??

[uneven tendon]

And Tooru also caused most of the events

[junior coral]

Tooru caused most of the events indirectly and you don't find out he exists until at least chapter 80

[sinful bramble]

It makes his role in the story bigger

[junior coral]

He does no antagonizing outside of his own arc

How can you claim he is a good antagonist for "having an impact on the events" when we don't even SEE his direct impact

It's fucking bullshit

[velvet raptor]

I think you are just mad that we don’t like your part

[junior coral]

That doesn't make him a good villain

[uneven tendon]

It's really not

[junior coral]

That's shit writing

[junior coral]

"My Part"?

Part 8 is my favorite numbnuts

[velvet raptor]

Yeah

[uneven tendon]

You can dislike the "man behind the curtain" trope, but it exists for a reason

[velvet raptor]

Well then why do you hate tooru

[junior coral]

The trope doesn't even exist. It is done better in Part 5 because at least we see Diavolo and hear about him throughout the whole part

[minor ore]

Tooru is literally better than every anatagonist in JoJo that isn't Kira lmao.

[junior coral]

Because he is written horribly

He is not a good villain

[minor ore]

Kars also, maybe.

[junior coral]

Literally how

[sinful bramble]

Kars is bottom two for me

[velvet raptor]

I like tooru because he is relatable

[junior coral]

!!!!?????

How

[velvet raptor]

He wants money and the success of his species

[sinful bramble]

How healthy is your relationship with hornets

[minor ore]

Actually no, Pucci and Kira.

Kars is meh.

[junior coral]

He is an age ambiguous rock dude who groomed a little girl and pretended to be an old man doctor

what is relatable about him at all

Kars is meh

But Tooru is garbage

[minor ore]

Dio sucks.
DIO sucks even more.
Diavolo.
Funny Valentine is a bozo.

[sage crag]

bruh

[junior coral]

You have shit taste

[velvet raptor]

Bruh

[sage crag]

but tooru

nvm

[junior coral]

"Funny Valentine is a bozo"

[minor ore]

Do you like Diavolo?

[junior coral]

what the fuck does that even mean

[sage crag]

wdym valentine is a bozo?

[velvet raptor]

I agree with the dio thing but funny valentine is fire

[uneven tendon]

I am a all villains enjoyer

[junior coral]

I don't think he is as good as the other villains but he is certainly better written than Tooru is

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

LMAO

[uneven tendon]

I like all the 8 main villains

[velvet raptor]

What villain do you like

[sage crag]

I only have one question tho

[sage crag]

what do you say about Jobin?

[minor ore]

Diavolo fans

(You're a soyboy cringe bluepilled onions)

[sage crag]

fuck fedora

[uneven tendon]

BTW Green

[junior coral]

Jobin is far superior to Tooru in almost every way

[velvet raptor]

Jobin was created to represent the parts of the JoJo fandom araki doesn’t like

[velvet raptor]

Are you just trolling

[uneven tendon]

What did he say on Jolyne, Johnny and Josuke?

[junior coral]

Better motivation, clearer influence in the story, direct opposition to the main protagonists, and a clear cut personal connection and rivalry with the protagonists

[minor ore]

Okay the baiting isn't funny anumlre

[sage crag]

wait what

[hard meteor]

what does this mean

[sage crag]

^

[junior coral]

You are so fucking strange

Who tf are you

[minor ore]

How did anymore turn into anumlre e

[uneven tendon]

What

[junior coral]

Are you trolling or something

[velvet raptor]

Are you trolling

[uneven tendon]

Jobin is too based to represent the Jojo community

[velvet raptor]

Wait L

[minor ore]

NOBODY HAS A SEXUALITY IN JOJO IT DOESNT EXIST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

[uneven tendon]

Actually, he has a few traits that are similar to Jojo fans

[velvet raptor]

I mixed up jobin and joshu

[uneven tendon]

Like being childish, violent, and impulsive

[hard meteor]

an even worse take

[velvet raptor]

There are too many Jos is part 8

[junior coral]

idiot

[hard meteor]

"joshu bad give me reddit karma"

[velvet raptor]

Bro it’s a condition

[junior coral]

Joshu is an idiot, if you were wondering what I think

[uneven tendon]

How does Joshu represent the fandom?

He's a comic relief

Not an insert

[velvet raptor]

I have terrible memory with names

[minor ore]

Joshu bad because uhhhh

uhhhh

still nothing

[junior coral]

You know full well there are valid reasons to dislike Joshu. Get off your fucking high horse

[minor ore]

i guess joshu just isnt bad

[sinful bramble]

How is Joshu doing sociology despite seemingly not understanding social skills

[velvet raptor]

Chill

[hard meteor]

joshu bad he has haircut i dislike

[uneven tendon]

There are, but most of the reasons people don't like him are invalid

[velvet raptor]

Everyone just chill like the rocks

[junior coral]

Proof that you people have absolutely no understanding why people dislike Joshu

[uneven tendon]

We do

[junior coral]

Who are you to say that?

That their opinion is invalid because you think it is "wrong"

Lmfao

[velvet raptor]

Man chill

[minor ore]

Because i said so lol

What you gonna do, report me to the opinions police?

[velvet raptor]

We all have our own opinions

[junior coral]

Joshu sucks. Get over it

[minor ore]

Cope

[junior coral]

Cope

Seethe

[minor ore]

Seethe

[junior coral]

Cry about it

[minor ore]

Diavolo fan

Cope

[velvet raptor]

Based on the way we live our lives

[junior coral]

You are illiterate

[minor ore]

Doing you're dad

[hard meteor]

we do, i was jesting a bit but the actual dislike people have usually stem from misrepresenting moments in the manga

[sinful bramble]

You’re

[uneven tendon]

No offense Green, but didn't you also invalidate the opinions of part skippers and such? Because a lot of Joshuphobes are also people who haven't read Jojolion

Not all obviously, but a big part

[minor ore]

People who think you should get shot over skipping a part should honestly just quit the fandom

Nobody cares

It's an animanga series

Go cry over something else

[uneven tendon]

No need to angry

[velvet raptor]

You all just have to chill and enjoy the fact that josuke x yashuo is probably canon

[kind owl]

@velvet raptor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[uneven tendon]

Let's go back to Higashikata talk

[minor ore]

Evenings are the angriest for me

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

Young Norisuke hot Jobin hot Joshu hot

[hard meteor]

the chad trio

[uneven tendon]

🤜

[uneven tendon]

Who knows

As Kei said, the Higashikatas are full of secrets

[velvet raptor]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/c6fead09-482e-4448-be63-2a023c702196

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

[sinful bramble]

Young(er) Norisuke feels weird without the beard

[uneven tendon]

I like him

But not blue Rai

[hard meteor]

he looks hotter without it

but blue rai sucks lol

[minor ore]

I actually think Younger Norisuke's face is more aesthetic without the beard

[velvet raptor]

Rai is epic tho

[minor ore]

?

[sinful bramble]

Not with blue hair

[uneven tendon]

I hope that DP remove the lipstick for characters like Joshu or Tooru

[hard meteor]

why couldnt they just stick with keeping his hair consistently dark

[upbeat ledge]

I love the references

[uneven tendon]

Apparently the braids were always blue

But a darker blue

[minor ore]

I've seen this picture a hundred times but only now noticed the smol Hato there

[uneven tendon]

So it looked close to black

[hard meteor]

they shouldve went with the darker blue

[sinful bramble]

Jobin and her look like they’re just awkwardly looking at Rai

[minor ore]

Accurate when it comes to kids at gatherings of any kind

Young Jobin looks like he would fit right in with the internet emo outcasts of late 2000's

Jobin

Hair not black doe 😢

[velvet raptor]

Jobin looks like jacksepticeye

[minor ore]

To me he looked like some kpop star

Especially with the gold cars and whatnot

[minor ore]

Hair is on point

Not much else

[minor ore]

Incredible

[sinful bramble]

How my family sees me vs how I see them

[dire furnace]

booo

too soon

[minor ore]

Why would he see darkness if afterlife is a thing in Jojo

[sinful bramble]

I forgot about afterlife

Existing in Jojo

[queen hill]

jojolion chat

[light swift]

Still waiting for sex in jojolion

[heavy ledge]

Equivalent exchange is better than seggs

[brittle lodge]

but what about EGGS

[hard meteor]

Eggs indeed

[errant tiger]

isnt kaato first generation?

[uneven tendon]

What

[errant tiger]

should the work 'king' in her stand be at the beggining

i swear

isaw somewhere

[uneven tendon]

She's a 52 year old woman

And the first generation was Norisuke 1

[errant tiger]

i mean in the family alone

[uneven tendon]

And she wasn't even related to him