jojolion

[sage crag]

estimated to be, right

[hard meteor]

yes

[minor ore]

😳

[hard meteor]

[brittle lodge]

[minor ore]

why their mouths so close 😳😳😳

[hard meteor]

s&j moment

[minor ore]

👉👈

[brittle lodge]

big s&j moment

[minor ore]

i thought he was supposed to be attracted to 16 year olds nothing about incest

[brittle lodge]

...

[minor ore]

if only kei wasnt his sister

[brittle lodge]

....

[dire furnace]

i am begging you

stop.

like , whatever you want to say.

don't.

[brittle lodge]

for the love of god

[minor ore]

what if, they kissed as a joke hahaha jk jk.....unless???

👉👈

[true ore]

stop

[brittle lodge]

...

[true ore]

get therapy

[dire furnace]

why are you still on this ???

[true ore]

please

[brittle lodge]

go outside

[minor ore]

😳😳😳

[brittle lodge]

touch some grass

[true ore]

touch grass

[minor ore]

what if they put their beds next to each other jk jk

[hard meteor]

seek help

[minor ore]

unless maybe.....?????

😳😳😳😳

👉👈👉👈👉👈

[minor ore]

my new wallpaper 🥰🥰🥰

:0

😩

[dire furnace]

your new bedroom 🥰🥰🥰

[minor ore]

haha what if they werent on a motorcycle

and they were still like that what iffff

maybe?????

[brittle lodge]

...

[true ore]

...

[minor ore]

😳😳😳😳

[hard meteor]

stop being creepy

[brittle lodge]

stop being s&j 5.0

[dire furnace]

s&j say what

[minor ore]

great fanart

😛

[true ore]

since we dissbanded the unpingables

[brittle lodge]

dissbanded

[true ore]

i will stop S&J 5.0

[minor ore]

im not s and j

[dire furnace]

GET EM

[minor ore]

im just a kei appreciator

[hard meteor]

you act just like him

[minor ore]

how

[brittle lodge]

like exactly

[minor ore]

Im not a pedo

[hard meteor]

doubt

[brittle lodge]

doubt

[true ore]

i will be the kei appreciator to judge the simps

i also like kei

so

[minor ore]

???? 🧐

[true ore]

this whole event hurt me

[minor ore]

kei is pog

[true ore]

you have commited unpog though

[minor ore]

how

I just appreciate kei immensely

[brittle lodge]

have you read what youve sent?

[true ore]

until we purge the pedos

[minor ore]

favorite panel

[brittle lodge]

...

[minor ore]

I meed to find this in color

[true ore]

...

[minor ore]

it would be even better

[brittle lodge]

i thought you were gonna be the Kei Appreciator

[glad glen]

When tf did this happen

[true ore]

until the pedo is gone

[brittle lodge]

ahh

[true ore]

i dont want my reputaion tarnished

[brittle lodge]

i c i c i c

[minor ore]

in jojolion

I'm not a pedo kei is of legal age

[true ore]

S&J energy

[brittle lodge]

BIIIIG S&J energy

[minor ore]

how is liking an adult character pedophilia

honestly makes no sense

smhhhhh

[true ore]

S&J is the definition of a pedo, you are oozing S&J energy

hence you are a pedo

[minor ore]

but...how?

how can i stop oozing this thing

[true ore]

by chilling with the incest

[brittle lodge]

stop talking

[minor ore]

I like kei tho

I've decided

I will post more Kei

[brittle lodge]

ok
dont be weird about it

[hard meteor]

yes just dont be a weirdo

[true ore]

...

[hard meteor]

this what got you banned the other two times

[minor ore]

what got him banned

[brittle lodge]

proceeds to be a weirdo

help
paint.net has invaded my discord

[minor ore]

how did s and j get banned 2 times

[true ore]

can i help?

or how at that?

[minor ore]

who deleted my picture

its part of the manga

its not nsfw

[sudden nymph]

@minor ore I’m not gonna give you a warning but maybe in the future don’t post pics like that

[true ore]

it got voided

[minor ore]

its official manga panel tho

[true ore]

the mods can send stuff to the void

[dire furnace]

why are you pretending to be someone else for the sake of a jojos discord server that is literally the saddest shit ive ever seen 💀💀💀

[brittle lodge]

its just the
Tools, Layers, and History windows
i can just move them

[minor ore]

How do I prove im not this s and j

[dire furnace]

you stop acting like a creep and a moron

[true ore]

maybe resart your pc?

[sudden nymph]

Just because it’s from the official manga doesn’t mean it’s allowed

[dire furnace]

if you know something is weird don't say it.

[brittle lodge]

i can just close them

[hard meteor]

by not acting like him and being a massive creep

[dire furnace]

not only are you making yourself look like a genuine creep , you're playing victim when people don't like you for it. cut that shit out.

now , back to more pressing matters.

Toorus hair looks like a loaf lmao

[brittle lodge]

it looks like a cat bed

[dire furnace]

birds nest having ass

[true ore]

looks like a beanbag

[hard meteor]

i like how the swirls change every chapter

[winter spade]

Josuke, the swirls. They spin

[true ore]

OG tooru swirls

[sudden nymph]

That’s because he can use the spin with his hair

[hard meteor]

makes sense

[brittle lodge]

cant wait to duwang Tooru

[winter spade]

Can’t wait for it to come out as “Mitsubishi Loaf” or some shit

[brittle lodge]

lmao

lets see

what it is

His name is

Muddy

YES

[winter spade]

I don’t know

Should you breathe?

The answer is the same

[brittle lodge]

Be the first

i believe in you

anyway
Tooru duwanged is Muddy

i have duwanged every stand and stand user

in jjl

"Soft and moisturizing" Kyosuke Higashi / Josephmi Castle; "Paisley Park" Yasuo Hiros; "Like a dog" Mom's cry; "California Royal Bed" East or; "Born like this" Yasushi Nishimura; "The queen fought" Gingera; "Kingnut mobile phone" East Go; "Moon King Paper" Fundon Fun Crane; "King of Void" Toho Keisuke IV; "King's speed" East function; "I love luxury" Sakura South Carrera; "Walking heart" Saturday Press; "Teleport" Eastern Kato; "Clover, get up" East three sides; "Your miracle" Muddy (Satoru Akio); "and interesting" Jiro Sasaki; "Forest strait" The road is ruined; "I am a stone" Yuyo Yagiyama; "Dobby Wow!" Ichuandanin Temple; "Schottky number 1" Liberation of brothers; "Schottky number 2" A.Fex's younger brother; "Vitamin C" Daruma Tamaki; "strange" Miracle Man; "Hawaiian blue" Dolomite; "good idea" City war; "Ozone for children" BadTom; "Dr. Wu" Tamaki; "ivory" Jonathan Joestar

yes

Space Trucking is Teleport

Ozone for children

Paisley Park didn't change

if cant

Milagro Man: "strange"

[sage crag]

pretty sure Kei was just confirming josuke being sus

[brittle lodge]

Jonathan Joestar has a stand

ivory

yo
looks great so far

[upbeat ledge]

I just finished Part 7 and I was wondering If part 8 is nearing the end or is it in the climax or is it still not reached the climax

[brittle lodge]

like i said before, we dont know

[upbeat ledge]

Oh ok

[minor ore]

we do know, it's at its climax and reaching its end

[brittle lodge]

...

[upbeat ledge]

Oh sorry I didn't see your response

[minor ore]

Unless of course araki pulls a 180 and there is another main villain

But so far, it is currently the longest part ever, and we are finally reaching the climax and everything is wrapping up

[upbeat ledge]

oh ok

I will probably start reading next week

[minor ore]

Alright, but the part won't end until late 2021 probably around christmas or 2022 since each chapter takes a month to release

[upbeat ledge]

So how many Volumes/Chapters are in english

[minor ore]

All of them

The newest released chapters get translated rather quickly I'm pretty sure

[upbeat ledge]

Oh guess that's good somebody told me it wasn't all in English yet

[brittle lodge]

english is caught up so far

[minor ore]

They're lying or haven't read jojolion

[upbeat ledge]

Im assuming the latest release is on Mangelo or something like that

[winter spade]

None of the English translations are available as volumes yet however

[minor ore]

I use mangapark and that has the newest chapter

[winter spade]

The official translation team is still plodding away at part 5

[minor ore]

English translations are available for all jojo parts but only on virtual scans

[winter spade]

Because those are fan translations

[minor ore]

Official physical translations are only up to part 5 like you said

[tawdry charm]

Behold: the most confusing part ever

[brittle lodge]

eh

[junior coral]

It’s really not

[minor ore]

Only small dum brains say its confusing

[gilded ether]

How does go Beyond even work

It confuse me

[minor ore]

So basically, Spin.

Ya know, cause he is related to Johnny Joestar

[gilded ether]

Yeah

But like

How it go through phone

And how it able to actually hurt tooru

[minor ore]

I guess the Infinite Spin combined with Paisley Parks ability

[gilded ether]

Yeah

[minor ore]

And since the Infinite Spin is invisible or undetectable by wonder of u, it surpasses it because it is a greater force

[gilded ether]

Makes sense

Josuke strongest Jojo character😎 😎 😎

[minor ore]

Fax

[elfin tangle]

It's not infinite spin

Tooru would be insta dead otherwise

[sage crag]

I don't think infinite spin will make into jojolion

[elfin tangle]

It won't

Only Johnny knows it

[winter spade]

And I don’t think araki is gonna remove the requirement to be on a horse to utilize infinite rotation

[minor ore]

I hope requiem returns in part 9 would be awesome for final part

[brittle lodge]

i dont

requiem is stupid

[minor ore]

nahhh

It hinted at stands having a greater purpose

[sage crag]

requiem was fucking dumb

[brittle lodge]

the worst

[sage crag]

srsly it was so close to be an asspull

[minor ore]

how can you not get wet from seeing giorno stab the arrow in GE and then flying the fucking sky

[brittle lodge]

...

[elfin tangle]

Requiem should not be brought back

cringe nickname

[minor ore]

And then being like "Kore ga requiem...Da"

[elfin tangle]

Daiya simp more like it

[brittle lodge]

GE and GER ugly as fuck
GER stupid as fuck

hated the end of VA

[minor ore]

I hope part 9 goes further than requiem stands. It was hinted that there was more than requiem

[brittle lodge]

doubt there will be a part 9

[sage crag]

srsly, if requiem was going to happen anyway I think it'd be slightly less worse to it be trish requiem

[sage crag]

that too

[minor ore]

And since part 9 will most likely parallel part 6 the universe reset could be a cause of something like that

[brittle lodge]

not an official one anyway

[sage crag]

jojolion is a good ending already

[minor ore]

part 9 is unlikely
araki is old

[elfin tangle]

There wasn't anything more than Requiem. Requiem was the peak of stands

[minor ore]

No there are manga writers in their 80's

he wanted to retire at 60

[minor ore]

headcanon

[elfin tangle]

headcanon that there's more than Requiems

There isn't

[minor ore]

jojolion will end when he is 60. Araki has almost a decade to write part 9 while still being in his 60's

[elfin tangle]

no one cares

[minor ore]

what

hes almost 61

[brittle lodge]

for the memes
Im writing part 9-16

[minor ore]

and he has 9 years to write part 9

why specifically until 70

[lucid locust]

Except part 8 isn’t over and he said 60 not his 60’s

[minor ore]

He doesn't have to end at 70 but he has to end sometime during his 60's if we are going by what araki says, which is he wants to retire by his 60's

[elfin tangle]

Meh, it isn't that dumb but how stands escalated with Requiem was a little ridiculous. The fact that the Daiya simp unironically wants that to return over anything else for Part 9 just shows how bad their takes are.

[minor ore]

he said he wants to retire at 60, not 60s

and he still has jjl to finish

[lucid locust]

Plus, I’d rather we get an ending

[elfin tangle]

Requiem at the end of Part 5 nearly broke the plot in two, yet you think it's a good idea to make a part centered around such a broken and unbalanced concept

lol

[minor ore]

It would make for a great villain

[brittle lodge]

no

[minor ore]

no

Of course the villain will not have requiem for the whole part but rather at the very end

its best and most likely araki ends at jjl

And so will the jolyne parallel I assume

what

[elfin tangle]

Bold of you to assume there'll be a Jolyne parallel

Kira is dead

[minor ore]

Or giorno but I think jolyne

[elfin tangle]

There is no daughter of Jotaro to be had

[brittle lodge]

there doesnt need to be another part

rip

[minor ore]

Assuming josuke and yasuho fuck, their son could be named jotaro, but this can't be right since Kira and Nijimura are Jotaro parallels

[brittle lodge]

so, anyway
which duwang P8 stand is your favorite

[minor ore]

Kingnut mobile phone

[brittle lodge]

I like King of Void or Dobby Wow!

[lucid locust]

“Strange” is pretty good lmao

[brittle lodge]

Space Trucking is just Teleport

[minor ore]

"ozone for children"

King Nothings localized name is just

King " "

[brittle lodge]

its King of Nothingness

"good idea"

[minor ore]

What should I am a Rock's localized name be

[brittle lodge]

I, Rock

[minor ore]

I am a stone?? lol

I am stoned???

[brittle lodge]

its actually

I, Rock

[minor ore]

me
you
rock

yes

King Nobody

[brittle lodge]

King of Nothingness

[minor ore]

Fast King

King GER

[brittle lodge]

King Kringe

[minor ore]

King Zero

[rotund bramble]

hello good people

[brittle lodge]

hello

[rotund bramble]

josuke or josuke

[brittle lodge]

jojo

[rotund bramble]

nani

[kind owl]

@rotund bramble, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

[minor ore]

josuk8

[rotund bramble]

cool

[minor ore]

We need more of this

[minor ore]

Okay

Cringe

no fuck you joshu is cringe

liking daiya is cringe

Says the "daiya appreciator"

fr

She is pog

Re-read California king bed arc

I did and I have the same opinion

lame

[rocky charm]

I agree

Related: I like Daiya

[minor ore]

So youre cringe?

[rocky charm]

Yes.

[brittle lodge]

Daiya is cute
that is all

[errant crater]

No Daiya is hot

[brittle lodge]

no

[minor ore]

no

[brittle lodge]

shes 16

[errant crater]

Yes

I'm 16 too lmao

[brittle lodge]

hmmmmmmmmm

[errant crater]

Hmm

[brittle lodge]

im 17, i aint callin her hot

[errant crater]

Ok

I'm 16 and I'll call her hot

[cunning vapor]

Doesn’t matter wou solos daisy

Daiya

[uneven tendon]

That's obvious

[cunning vapor]

Wou solos your lie in april

[uneven tendon]

CKB sucks

[cunning vapor]

Wou solos One punch man 💩💩💩

[crisp vector]

bro honestly who cares who solos what

just enjoy the stories being told

[minor ore]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5NnZ4JJxWiqqhYNu3rwmFj?si=ea74e86023b145ab

[glad glen]

One punch man is overrated

And wonder of u is basically undefeatable unless you can bypass or exist outside of reality

[subtle echo]

good morning, afternoon, evening lads

[glad glen]

"Misty mountain" sounds like a stand name ngl

[minor ore]

it probably reminds you of "sugar mountain spring"

iirc that was its name

the stand in p7

[uneven tendon]

Imagine implying Joshu is rotten

[proper hinge]

Disgusting.

[minor ore]

all of it is true but after the comma it's wrong smh

[hard meteor]

wiki slandering the goat

[uneven tendon]

They also slandered Johnny

[lucid locust]

Smh my head

[patent merlin]

proof

[uneven tendon]

It's not that bad, but it does come off a bit too negative towards him

[patent merlin]

the long middle paragraph?

[minor ore]

Joshu is spoiled though, but in a good, character developmental way.

[minor ore]

“Hey, dad, are you going to give me the money for it? ... Or not?”

Man I love Joshu

[uneven tendon]

So true

[minor ore]

Tooru can't defeat Kaato because the only thing she can think of is potatoes

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[glad glen]

Lol

[hardy trench]

guess who decided to finally continue jjl again after 3 month

[glad glen]

Nice

[hard meteor]

nice,have fun

[minor ore]

daily kira appreciation

[hardy trench]

what manga site has the best colour scan?

[hard meteor]

mangasee

[uneven tendon]

None

Jojolion's color scans are no good

Nothing can fix them

[near cedar]

They are fine

[minor ore]

jojo's coloured adventure MEGA folder

[near cedar]

Except Tooru

And WOU

Their colours are cringe

[uneven tendon]

We will probably get good colors in the anime

[minor ore]

WoU looks like a spanish flag with motivation issues

[near cedar]

What is that fuckin description and why is it so funny lmaooo

[hardy trench]

how do you acces the colourscans in mangasee? its all black and white

[hard meteor]

they should all be in here https://mangasee123.com/manga/Jojos-Bizarre-Adventure-Color

[minor ore]

the good

the ugly and the bad

[near cedar]

Where's the bad

[minor ore]

the spanish flag

[minor ore]

please dont spam suspicious links

[hardy trench]

its just a stupid rickroll

[minor ore]

i know

[hardy trench]

OMG

kira is so hot wtf

[minor ore]

as if we didnt already know

[hardy trench]

Well i didnt

I just saw him for the first time

[minor ore]

funny!

[glad glen]

So true

You tried but an ad saved me

[hardy trench]

hol up I have a good coloured version

[glad glen]

Colored wonder of u shouldn't exist

[minor ore]

this colour looks great imo

[hardy trench]

LOL

[minor ore]

bruh

[glad glen]

Black and white is best in my opinion

For wou

[hardy trench]

im more of a coloured guy personally

so I like the one above me

[minor ore]

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

True

I like the black and white wonder of u

[glad glen]

Black and white suits the stand

[minor ore]

Ye

Joshu looking cute

[uneven tendon]

[hard meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-labo-bait-gif-11064650

[willow crystal]

Yeah but why does the suit have a blueish tint to It? In the manga Rai says that the Head Doctor wears a black suit

[lucid locust]

To show lighting I believe

Its still black

[minor ore]

it's simply to show light

[willow crystal]

It doesn’t look like that

[minor ore]

there's not really much options to shade a black suit and have it look nice

[willow crystal]

It just looks like he has a blueish suit which isn’t accurate

[lucid locust]

Looks like that to me

[minor ore]

its for lighting

[hardy trench]

I feel kinda bad for joshu in chapter 7

he just wants to be in the center of the photo... 😢

[sinful bramble]

What about Iwasuke? He isn’t even in it at all

He’s just lying by the side of the camera

[lucid locust]

Everyone talks about Daiya needing consequences but Norisuke never gets any consequences for being a dick to Joshu

aggressive typing

[light swift]

he already is

he's dying

[lucid locust]

Shh...

[minor ore]

,,jarrod are you caught up

[lucid locust]

Don’t ruin the joke

[lucid locust]

No answer

Im leaving to read now lmao

[errant crater]

Well Josefumi being Josuke was the biggest shock of my entire life and I'm not roleplaying

[sinful bramble]

Josuke being Josefumi

And only partially

[minor ore]

Norisuke is the best father in the series though

what good things has Daiya done

[errant crater]

Ye partial kira and and partial josefumi

Kira 8 is better ngl

[sinful bramble]

Not playing with the clean pyjamas that Joshu was playing with

[errant crater]

Lol

[kind owl]

@errant crater, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[errant crater]

[hardy trench]

bruuh is the entire higashikata family a bunch of psychopaths or smth

[errant crater]

Lmfao

Ye it is 🙏

[sinful bramble]

Not Hato

[hard meteor]

hato good

[sinful bramble]

But most of them are too horny

From getting turned on by a nose, to telling your family that you had sex with your BF twice, to talking about your porn DVDs

[heavy ledge]

who said josefumi

[uneven tendon]

You

[minor ore]

Ok I reconstructed the family tree from screenshots

[uneven tendon]

Tsurugi being born in 2002 is not the case anymore

It's either 2001 or 2000 now

[minor ore]

?

[sinful bramble]

There is no Kei

[minor ore]

Where is that on the family tre

Post screenshots of it where I missed stuff

[uneven tendon]

Kei is Yoshikage's little sister

[golden latch]

Teru

[minor ore]

this tree is accurate also

Ok but this is the canon family tree from the manga

[hard meteor]

tsurugis age really needs to be fixed,volume 26 still has it as 10,but we have 2 chapters where hes suddenly 11

[sinful bramble]

Johnny’s son is George III

[hard meteor]

what gives araki 😔

[sinful bramble]

Apparently Johnny’s dad is George II or something

[uneven tendon]

Johnny's dad was George 2

Yeah

[minor ore]

does that mean JoJolion takes place over a year?

[uneven tendon]

No

[minor ore]

or is it just an age inconsistency

[uneven tendon]

Age thing

[hard meteor]

age thing

[minor ore]

ok got it

[sinful bramble]

Similar to how he was originally (depicted as) 2

[glad glen]

No maybe it was almost tsurugis birthday anyways

[minor ore]

So what stuff do I need to change to fix the timeline to make it accurate?

[uneven tendon]

It's not a timeline, it's a family tree

[minor ore]

Yeah ok

[glad glen]

Yeah

[hard meteor]

uh add kei

[hardy trench]

wait a min... is california king bed a lock reference?

[uneven tendon]

And change Tsurugi's birthday to 2001 or 2000

[hard meteor]

^ye

[golden latch]

Put boxes around the higashikata kids so the picture looks more cohesive

[minor ore]

Well, it’s supposed to look like it was written on later

[glad glen]

Jojolion is in 2011 so tsurugi would be born in 2000

[hardy trench]

but hes 9

[sinful bramble]

11

[glad glen]

Yeah

[golden latch]

Damn, he's older than me

[glad glen]

11

[sinful bramble]

Jobin says 11 in chapter 107

[hard meteor]

he was 9 but then he turned 10 and 11 in the same arc

[hardy trench]

good job tsurugi!

[glad glen]

He would be 22 by now

[sinful bramble]

My brain was slow and this made me think you were 10

[minor ore]

no

[glad glen]

Same

[hardy trench]

but like... guilt and stuff

[minor ore]

its a rihanna ref

[hardy trench]

I mean the stand

[sinful bramble]

We have Civil War for that

[hardy trench]

I dont even know the song

[minor ore]

Hey um what’s kei’s real name

yes the stand

[hard meteor]

kei kira

[hardy trench]

naaah

[minor ore]

rihanna has a song called california king bed

[hardy trench]

civil war is more uh.... dead people?

[hardy trench]

I dont know any of the musical references lol

except born this way I think...

[golden latch]

Not even bites the dust

[hardy trench]

yeah I know like 7 I think

[golden latch]

Tbh I don't think I knew a single part 8 song before hand

[sinful bramble]

I knew of: Hey Ya, Notorious BIG, Spice Girl, Killer Queen, SHA, Bites the Dust, Boy II Man, King Crimson, Foo Fighters, Bohemian Rhapsody

Before starting JJBA

Probably some others

[minor ore]

Ok it’s up to you guys.. should I Make the tree look better by putting the handwritten names in boxes, or keep it more accurate by keeping them handwritten

[delicate burrow]

Hey guys, im bored so im thinking of making a JJL stand power tier list and i want help

[golden latch]

What can we help with

[sinful bramble]

You can put CKB and LF near bottom

[delicate burrow]

Probably tell me what is the consensus on the stands power lol

[minor ore]

Guys?

[delicate burrow]

like is NKC good?

(yes ofc)

[sinful bramble]

Also is it just based off physical strength, speed and abilities? Or other factors too

[heavy ledge]

Boxes

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

But its mostly a mix of all aspects

Speed, Power, Ability, Use and Utility

or "SPAUU"

[light swift]

what do you think his stand cry is gonna be

[near cedar]

@obsidian jacinth this person right here spammed a weird link in Stardust chat and also put it in Battle Tendency chat and this chat

[obsidian jacinth]

erik you rick rolled me 😔

[near cedar]

oof

Not the plan lul

[kind owl]

@sweet wasp, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[delicate burrow]

what was that lmao

[obsidian jacinth]

💔

[delicate burrow]

wait bruh

[obsidian jacinth]

just do it in #memes-and-images discussion channels aren't the place to shitpost

[delicate burrow]

sussy baka

[minor ore]

you're not funny

[obsidian jacinth]

gone

[minor ore]

thank you deathly

[uneven tendon]

BTW Deathly, I have a question

[minor ore]

Ok I made an updated timeline wanna see

[uneven tendon]

Are you a ''Johnny is a saint'' truther?

[obsidian jacinth]

what is it liam

[uneven tendon]

[delicate burrow]

Oh hey liam

[uneven tendon]

Hey Goose

[obsidian jacinth]

im not a believer nor a denier

[delicate burrow]

johnny totally a saint

saint of cowboys B)

[minor ore]

that is the best way to answer

[uneven tendon]

Should Josefumi be given a death date though? He's not technically dead

[delicate burrow]

I guess not

[minor ore]

as opinions are not allowed in #jojolion

[delicate burrow]

yes

[minor ore]

All I know about josefumi is that he died and fused with Kira

[uneven tendon]

Kei should have a death date instead

[delicate burrow]

jojolion is a no opinion zone

so no

[uneven tendon]

Kira was the one who died

[obsidian jacinth]

technically

[minor ore]

josefumi didnt exactly die

kira did

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi's status is ''reborn as Josuke''

[delicate burrow]

yeah

and kira is

[uneven tendon]

The volumes state that

[delicate burrow]

"dead"

kira is fucking dead holy shit

[minor ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Also, add numbers to the Georges

[delicate burrow]

better question. Is kira a top or a bottom

[uneven tendon]

Having numbers for the Norisukes but not the Georges is inconsistent

[uneven tendon]

Of?

[minor ore]

Hmm you’re right

But that’s how it was in the timeline

[delicate burrow]

yeah i hate this joke

sorry

[uneven tendon]

Family tree=/= timeline

[delicate burrow]

Ok but legit. Liam, do you think Blue Hawaii is op?

like

In a overpowered point

[minor ore]

I’m only about halfway into jojolion, but I know basic stuff like fusion, and the villains, jobin and tooru

[heavy ledge]

Bottom

[uneven tendon]

It is

[minor ore]

So I think what’s probs gonna happen is that tooru and jobin will fuse

To create the villain

[uneven tendon]

No

No fusions

[delicate burrow]

yeah makes sense

[uneven tendon]

Tooru is the villain

[near cedar]

No

[uneven tendon]

Jobin is dead

[minor ore]

tooru and jobin??

what

are you caught up

[delicate burrow]

Blue hawaii can fucking create zombies

[near cedar]

Btw

[minor ore]

oh

[near cedar]

no they aren't

[delicate burrow]

zombi apocalips

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, Araki should've given more details on the creation of Josuke so people will stop with the fusion theories

[minor ore]

you shouldnt do the family tree if you arent caught up lmao

AHHH OK IM LEAVING CHAT NOW

[near cedar]

He gave enough

[heavy ledge]

What kind of details

[uneven tendon]

We don't exactly know what happened underground, do we

[minor ore]

IM NOT GONNA LOOK AT ANY MORE SPOILERS

PEACE

[heavy ledge]

Like how he got a dixie cup hat instead of a beret?

[delicate burrow]

more deaths >:)

"yeah tooru and jobin can't fuse if they dead lmao get fucked theorists"- araki probably

[heavy ledge]

U only need two deaths to create another human just like in real life

[delicate burrow]

wait that kinda makes sense

so kira and fumi are dead?

dam

[golden latch]

Literally the lemon and the tangerine explains everything

[uneven tendon]

Kira is dead

[golden latch]

One second

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi became Josuke

[golden latch]

One panel

[heavy ledge]

Id say brain dead

[golden latch]

Everything explained

[delicate burrow]

Yeah i know i cried hard after this

kira too hot to die 😔

[heavy ledge]

Because the body recovered but he wasnt waking up

[uneven tendon]

Josefumi is Josuke's ''true'' identity, and it was also reinforced by how the volumes describe the circumstances of his creation

Josuke is Josefumi with Kira parts

But he also has a personality separate from both, aside from a few traits

[heavy ledge]

I wish i had sailor parts inside

[uneven tendon]

Kira wasn't a sailor

He was a ship doctor

[delicate burrow]

i guess he kinda is

[golden latch]

He also shares 99% of DNA with Kira

[heavy ledge]

Bruh

He owns a boat

[delicate burrow]

but not really a """"sailor""""

more of a sea apreaciator

[near cedar]

but he's mostly Josefumi

[heavy ledge]

You sail on a boat

So u are a sailor

[uneven tendon]

95

[near cedar]

how does he share 99% with Kira

He has Kira parts not Kira body

[uneven tendon]

Josuke's DNA got a result of ''Josuke is 95% identitcal to Kira''

[crisp vector]

there was a 95 % genetic match when yasuho had gappy tested against kira

[hard meteor]

it was 95% not 99

[golden latch]

A 4% difference isn't much to harp about

[delicate burrow]

Guys, i know this may seem stupid but i actually thought that Josuke was half kira and half fumi

I guess its more fumi in Josuke then kira

[heavy ledge]

Dont think too hard about it

You will only get a headache

[uneven tendon]

Josuke is Josefumi with some parts that are half Kira

It's not that complicated

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[near cedar]

but how does that make him 95% identical to Kira

[heavy ledge]

The dna, balls, teeth, tongue, eyes and who knows what else doesnt make it Easy

[near cedar]

Is this a retcon?

[heavy ledge]

Also the fact that characters think he Is, in fact, Kira

[uneven tendon]

I don't think it is

[golden latch]

I mean what Kira are they judging the match on

An old full Kira sample, or the dead body that was with him that has part fumi in it

[hard meteor]

dead body

[uneven tendon]

I don't think the dead body has part Josefumi in it

It was said that his body was intact except the testicles

[golden latch]

Why would it not

[heavy ledge]

According to ojiro he looks like Kira

[uneven tendon]

So that implies Kira's body didn't go through that many changes

Except not having any testicles anymore

[golden latch]

Where did the other half of Fumi's eyes go

[uneven tendon]

I don't know

[golden latch]

And tongue

[hard meteor]

damo implies parts of josefumi carried over to the corpse,imo it would make more sense if both josuke and the corpse were fusions

[heavy ledge]

Maybe they were in Kira but they didnt perform any test because there was no reason to. His body was petrified

[hard meteor]

if not the dna match and the exchanges dont really add up

[delicate burrow]

i need this as a emote

ima call it

"What the wonder of fuck is this"

[golden latch]

WoU, will legit be the biggest meme once the anime comes out

[delicate burrow]

ye

[hardy trench]

they def wont be giving him that colour tho

[delicate burrow]

i hope not

[rocky stump]

"even wou aint pursing this cursed shit"

[molten crane]

he's already big on tiktok, but like most of tiktok, it's just an unfunny meme or it's "this one stand solos your favorite things verse"

[delicate burrow]

aww man

Wou is such a cool stand

and tik tok probably didn't even read jjl

[molten crane]

yeah most comments are just "lol what does this stand do?"

[delicate burrow]

also hi doss

[molten crane]

hello

[delicate burrow]

wait no

NO

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE STAND LMAO

[molten crane]

lmao yeah

[delicate burrow]

this is cringe

also doss

[molten crane]

yeah what

[delicate burrow]

wanna see something pog

[molten crane]

sure

[delicate burrow]

i made a custom tooru cursor for me

[molten crane]

that is legendary

[delicate burrow]

and when you put the cursor in something you can click

it becomes WoU lmao

[minor ore]

Most people still don't. JJL is kinda niche.

Even now.

[molten crane]

beautiful

[delicate burrow]

tooru moment

[minor ore]

Obviously way less niche than before but every other part absolutely claps it in popularity

[delicate burrow]

cough part sevencough

[minor ore]

sever

[molten crane]

how do you get a custom cursor

[delicate burrow]

its a extension of chrome

also works on edge

and you download it

[minor ore]

Part 7 is more popular than Part 8 because the characters are more iconic to the average JoJo fan (meme potential)

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[molten crane]

i see

[delicate burrow]

it stays on ur tab and you need to make one urself

[minor ore]

Pretty sure most people that hype P7 didn't even read it, it's just Diego sexy haha and Gyro funny haha

(Also Johnny is crippled, didn't you know that? Bet you didn't, crippled people are very funny)

[molten crane]

worst part about this is that the answers are shit too, because everyone keeps saying shit like "if you think bad about the user you get bad luck" even though it's way scarier than that

[delicate burrow]

just click upload and upload the images in their site

[delicate burrow]

bruhhh

it even has a garfield one lmao

[molten crane]

like did no one pay attention to the fact that PERSUE was used like 10 times per chapter

[delicate burrow]

Yeah, they prob got it from a yt video

[minor ore]

The people that answer this way are the same people that whine about how confusing and complicated King Crimson is.

[delicate burrow]

or the wiki

[minor ore]

/KQBTD

[delicate burrow]

king crimson baby shit in the later parts

[minor ore]

king crimson peak

[molten crane]

lmao

[minor ore]

sexy mf

[delicate burrow]

kc good stand

top tier

Kc deserves requiem more than GER

[minor ore]

Would tbh

[minor ore]

Don't remind me of KCR

[uneven tendon]

Hello, felllow Tooru enjoyer

[molten crane]

perhaps

[delicate burrow]

Doss, i gotta warn you tho

[uneven tendon]

I have a question, Jojodoss

[molten crane]

ok ok

[delicate burrow]

once you come to the tooru nation

[uneven tendon]

Do you agree with me that people who don't believe Johnny is the saint of this part are major copers?

[delicate burrow]

you can never leave it

[uneven tendon]

^

[molten crane]

def

[molten crane]

I am prepared

[delicate burrow]

oh thank god

[uneven tendon]

Thank you brother

For being a truther, I am giving you a gift

[molten crane]

ok ok

legendary

absolutely beautiful

[brittle lodge]

i actually hate that

[minor ore]

That Kars is absolutely cursed

[delicate burrow]

YES

[brittle lodge]

i wish i never saw it

[delicate burrow]

cringe

[brittle lodge]

i want to erase it from my memory

[delicate burrow]

its absolutely fantastic

[near cedar]

I see a #manga-jojokes

slam it in #manga-jojokes

[uneven tendon]

It's not a joke, it's a blessing

[near cedar]

Well it ain't here

[quartz widget]

There are two stands I want to come back which are star platinum and king crimson

If only 😩

[brittle lodge]

no

[quartz widget]

Y not

[delicate burrow]

its amazing

[dire furnace]

Star Platinum is gone

[sinful bramble]

The only Stands that get brought back are main villain stands

[brittle lodge]

they dont need to
no reason to bring them back

[sinful bramble]

Currently

[uneven tendon]

Why would Araki bring them back

[delicate burrow]

SP is overrated imo

[dire furnace]

i like its design

its solid

[delicate burrow]

its cool but very basic

[uneven tendon]

SP is not overrated, a lot of memers just like to use it

[dire furnace]

thats kind of the point

[sinful bramble]

All SP does is punch hard, be precise and stop time

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[dire furnace]

i mean , it is the first introduced stand

[near cedar]

God no please no

[molten crane]

nah man Magicians Red needs to come back, it only used half of its true abilities

[uneven tendon]

Jotaro was very creative with Star Platinum

[delicate burrow]

You forgot finger dude

[uneven tendon]

It did a lot more than being precise and punching things

[near cedar]

It's true ability, "You are on fire now pleb"

:)

[delicate burrow]

idk but more of heavens door would be fire

[uneven tendon]

Since my gift was deleted, I give you a new and better gift @molten crane

[quartz widget]

Y not?

[molten crane]

legendary

[dire furnace]

mad drippy 😤

[delicate burrow]

can you dm me a gift too brother?

[uneven tendon]

I have one

[near cedar]

Too broken

[uneven tendon]

@delicate burrow

Credit to Pasta

[delicate burrow]

YES

🙏

[sinful bramble]

El bebe

[brittle lodge]

i like hat joshu

[delicate burrow]

ima edit something like this too

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428584148651737091/848219772663234570/satoruhat.jpg Pasta also gave us this

The Head Cowboy

[delicate burrow]

Wait

[molten crane]

funny

[hard meteor]

yooo cowboy head doctor

[delicate burrow]

JOSHU.COM?

[quartz widget]

Not really

[brittle lodge]

its duwang panel time

[delicate burrow]

mfw he makes schott key n 2

[molten crane]

ikr

and speed king

[delicate burrow]

araki did sure forget this amirite

[molten crane]

and brain storm

[delicate burrow]

yeah

wait bs?

[near cedar]

King Crimson literally cannot be defeated in a 1v1

[uneven tendon]

Wonder of U?

[delicate burrow]

He's not really a poison stand

He's more like a virus stand

[near cedar]

Maaaaaybe

[molten crane]

eh ig ig

[near cedar]

Probably not

[uneven tendon]

I'm pretty sure Star Platinum could also beat KC

[golden latch]

2 decades will change a man

[uneven tendon]

The calamities can also be instant

[molten crane]

yeah star platinum an the world could probably beat king crimson

[delicate burrow]

sp "with ts"

[quartz widget]

Nah wou can solo any part

[uneven tendon]

It can't protect Diavolo for long

[dire furnace]

MiH vs KC ?

[uneven tendon]

KC

[delicate burrow]

Star plat needs TS to beat KC

[molten crane]

love train?

[uneven tendon]

Even Silver Chariot almost beat Diavolo

And it was a very fast Stand

[delicate burrow]

Love train can def defeat WoU

[quartz widget]

Depends on its intentions but most likely not

[near cedar]

He'd lose if he goes into the fight without any knowledge before battle, if he say ran into Giorno and Girono explained the ability then Jotaro may have a chance

[dire furnace]

"Almost"

[uneven tendon]

It can't

[dire furnace]

SC got BODIED

[quartz widget]

Y u tooruphobic?

He’s the goat

[dire furnace]

because i hate him

[uneven tendon]

The calamities still won't hit Tooru, and if Valentine comes out of the barrier to try and directly kill Tooru, he will die

[quartz widget]

Y

[dire furnace]

hes ugly

[delicate burrow]

he doesnt like tooru >:(

[quartz widget]

He’s drippy

[brittle lodge]

tooru kinda ugly ngl

[quartz widget]

He’s drippy

[uneven tendon]

He just dislikes Tooru for the jokes

[uneven tendon]

Major cap

[brittle lodge]

hair kinda weird

[dire furnace]

bitch is a doctor but WANTS fruit ?? make it make sense Araki.

[uneven tendon]

His afro is pog

[delicate burrow]

mfw tooru ugly

[minor ore]

fax

[delicate burrow]

he pretty

[uneven tendon]

Tooru is one of the hottest Jojo characters

[quartz widget]

But y’all simp for Kira

[molten crane]

rainy day dream away is true scariest stand

[quartz widget]

Idgaf

[golden latch]

Yes

[uneven tendon]

Though he does have downsides, like being short

[delicate burrow]

idk i just like tooru man

[quartz widget]

I ain’t gay but tooru is a good looking man

[delicate burrow]

yes

[dire furnace]

loaf head

[uneven tendon]

Crazy Little Thing is scarier

[dire furnace]

Hey Ya beats WoU

[delicate burrow]

but how doe tooru get those spirals on his hair

[molten crane]

rainy day dream away can make you not think about tooru or joshu anymore

[uneven tendon]

Nice joke

[golden latch]

Love Train is just weaker WoU

[quartz widget]

Maybe

[brittle lodge]

Tooru's hair looks like a dog bed

[sinful bramble]

Because he is a spin user

[quartz widget]

No no no

[delicate burrow]

Its toothpaste guys

[quartz widget]

Hey ya can probably beat wou

[uneven tendon]

It's not really weaker, it's just different

[quartz widget]

But idk

[delicate burrow]

tooru likes eating wasps and tooth paste

[uneven tendon]

How would Hey Ya beat WoU? By encouraging Pocolocco?

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Oh shit that's true

[delicate burrow]

tooru gets bodied by best SBR racer?

dam

[molten crane]

Vittorio can beat Tooru if he attacks himself with a mango

[quartz widget]

Hey ya has future sight does it not?

[delicate burrow]

who's vittorio

[golden latch]

Who?

[delicate burrow]

vittoring your mom

[molten crane]

Purple Haze Feedback

[quartz widget]

Not canon

[uneven tendon]

Some people theorize that, but I don't think that is the case

[golden latch]

Could Over Heaven beat WoU

[molten crane]

yeah but it's still a dude

[uneven tendon]

Araki himself said ''the Stand can do nothing but encourage it's user''

[delicate burrow]

guys

Lets stop with the "X vs WoU"

we know that obviously WoU wins

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 27 !

[quartz widget]

Bruh what

[sinful bramble]

It’s becoming the JoJo version of CaN hE bEaT gOkU

[brittle lodge]

lmao

[molten crane]

Vittorio's stand makes it so that whenever he takes damage, he give someone else 70% of the damage while he takes 70%

[golden latch]

WoU can beat goku

[delicate burrow]

can your grandpa beat goku?

yes

[brittle lodge]

yes

[delicate burrow]

yes he can

[molten crane]

still fun to theorize about that kind of stuff

[molten crane]

uncle grandpa can def beat goku

[delicate burrow]

Uncle grandpa and his gang can beat WoU

[quartz widget]

Stands from feedback are ass

All mad weak

[delicate burrow]

Specially Pizza steve

He's too op

[brittle lodge]

you insulting All Along the Watchtower?

[molten crane]

some of them are pretty strong

[delicate burrow]

this is the face of a god killer

[molten crane]

Manic Depression, All Along the Watchtower, and Rainy Day Dream Away pretty good

[quartz widget]

It’s cool but weak

Just rip da card

[delicate burrow]

yes

[molten crane]

almost as if the stand is meant for espionage

[brittle lodge]

hmmmmmmmmm

[quartz widget]

Almost as if the stand still can’t be caught 😳

[molten crane]

and it takes 53 attacks to kill Murulo

[quartz widget]

Still can rip da cards

[kind owl]

@quartz widget, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

[delicate burrow]

guys

Can ST teleport GB's bubbles?

[uneven tendon]

ST?

[delicate burrow]

||space trucking||

[uneven tendon]

Oh

I don't think it can

We've already seen how Go Beyond interacts with physical objects

And it obliterates them

[delicate burrow]

But the cards aren't really "physical"

[uneven tendon]

They are

[delicate burrow]

they are still a stand

Huh, well that kinda breaks the theory

[uneven tendon]

Go Beyond doesn't allow for a lot of combinations

Other than it + Paisley Park

[delicate burrow]

yeah

Josuke and Yasuho are such a great couple

[uneven tendon]

[delicate burrow]

cinema

[brittle lodge]

cinema

[sinful bramble]

Sinner Mar