#jojolion
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Kei can turn off her Stand
It doesn't attack everyone who opens something near her
She chose to have it go after WoU
And it would count for Caato too lol
No something was opened by Josuke actually
I just think about how even though Caato didn’t want Joshu to turn over the card, her stand still activated
and hurt him
Would still count as pursuit if Caato's stand attempted to hurt Tooru
Even looking at him which she is rn would count
It's why Mitsuba got calamity'd
Wut
Pretty sure Norisuke was the one yelling not to turn it over
Let me check to make sure
Yeah you’re right lol I thought it was Caato just being a mom and looking out for her son
Okay I like Caato even more now then
kira , holly, head doctor , doctor wu etc
why are there so many doctors
XD
even the guy with doremifasolasi
everyone is a d o c t or
josuke even asked it in the fight with doremifasolasi if he was a doctor and he said yes
how do these things connect?
whats the reason we have so many doctors XD
;_:
we interrupt Jojolion to bring you Araki’s opinion on horror movies
Doremifasolati Do can’t break bedrock?
omg that’s a Minecraft reference guys
😮
yasuho's little backstory was so good
goddamn im so happy that im rereading jojolion
there are so many things i maybe forgot or didnt get on my 1st read
Any leaks bossman?
nah
Shit then
no leaks brotherman
really surprised tbh, it's already 17th for me
maybe araki is paying them to keep shut because of just how kickass it will be
New chap comes on tuesday yaya
tf
hard and dry
high and dry
Soft & wet
@slim adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !
tender and moist
Localisation names be like
squishy and slippery
Fragile and damp
Malleable as well as soaked
One good thing of Jojolion is that many stands names dont need localisation because they are not specific references
Example: Nut king call
It’s a song
Nop, is a reference to Nat King colle
no its an artist
nut king call was localized in the game
yeah
Really? What was his name?
It’s based of nut king cole
nuts n bolts
But it’s also a song
Nat king cole
not nut
Nuts n Bolts
Uh, weird name, i expected no localisation because its no the exact name, oh well
Btw, based name
Blackmore bae
Arts n crafts
thank, and yes
hate it
I wonder what was in the brain of the guy/girl that come with the name

NKC unscrews stuff, Nuts n Bolts
"genius"
Kraft work, kraftwerk, craft work, arts n crafts
"you are truly a genius"
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
You seem like ghicchiao rn
Little Feet is a reference to Little Feat but still close enough it had to be changed
Smol cock
Tender Dick
Stone Dick
Platinum dick
Dick King Call
Soft Dick Wet
Paisley Dick
Sticky Dick
Dick Experience
Dick Diamond
Killer Dick
C-Dick
Dirty dicks done dirt chip
moody dick
Filthy Dick at a Reasonable Price
SP doesn't need to be localized so it's OK
deadly dick
Nut dick
Nut Dick Call
California King Dick
Ik
Nuts n Dick
Dick This Way
dickford
Bluedick
Wonder of Dick
The dick
Ball Dick
Dick House Lock
Dick Crimson
Bail Dick
fisher dick
Dick Fighters
The Dick
Dick Man
Marilyn Dick
Spice dick
Spicy Dick
Alternatively, Dick Girl
OwO
notorious dick
Dick world
Made In Dick
show dick
Maiden Dick
If MiH were still called Stairway to Heaven
green dick
Stairway to Dick
Dick to Heaven
pole dick
Opal Dick
Dicks door
Dick Jam
Dick queen
li'l dick
Kraft Dick
cry cry dick
D4C: Love Dick
Dick Pancake
Limp Dick
LIMP DICK
dick pancake
Oye Como dick
dick bizkit
Dick Como Va
Oye Como Dick
20th Century Dick
Speed Dick!
Dicks
King Dick
Mitsuba is often let down by her husband.
no
Steely Dick
Heaven’s Dick
oh no guys I got a bad one
Shizuka and Poor Tom's Stands become Dick Baby
actually steely dan already means dick
Dick-moon
tonio dick
dick trendy
Dick park
Paisley Dick
Oh wait we've been doing Stands, but what about characters with references for names?
cheap dick
Funny Valentine is a reference
Aerodick
Funny dick
funny dick
President
Funny
Dick
Foo Dick
Hot dick
Yo-Yo Dick
Narc Dick
sticky dick
mmmmm
dick fingers
Wait what about Stands with unofficial names like "Holly's Stand"
Should we localize that to "Holly's Dick"?
dick big
Ticket to Dick
Heaven's Dick
in the court of the crimson dick
greatful dick
Paper dick king
Thankful Dick
no
yes
KILLER DICK
THIRD DICK
BITES THE DICK
Sheer Dick Attack
Chocolate dick
And the second Dick is Sheer oh fuck nahoR did it
Did anyone say Moody Dick yet?
maybe
KISS>DICK
Dick blues
Dickin' Jack Falsh
falsh
highway to dick
Falsch
Ok stop
It's German for false
Dick to Hell
then stop sending memes
nO iT mEanS "nOt CorReCt"
I'm running out of Stands
yes
Awaking Dick Leaves
earth, wind and dick
Awaking III Dick
weather dick
Dick, Wind, and Fire
already done
boo
Do you think Mitsuba uses Awaking III Leaves for sexual pleasure?
Since your being horny
Hanged Dick
white dick
HOWAITU DIKKU:
DIKKU WIPSU!
what

thats not okay to send....
Why
Than stop with the horny
...
*then
we're just havin fun my guy
@rocky charm check dms
And there's a thick, noticeable line between putting "dick" in Stand names and jokes about dog-fucking
yea
Wasn't this supposed to be the jojolion chat
Im sure Joshu unscrew his mouth to give himself head

its not funny, its just weird...
You even know why i’m laughing?
id rather not
There's that old "joke" of putting your dick in a box and then having someone reach in and grab it
“It’s not funny”
But Joshu could actually take off his dick and put it in a box
Don’t even know why I put that
High Dick
Dick Priestess
Wheel of Dick
Dick of Fortune
Tenore Dick
Doobie Dick
Better localization names
why are we talking about male genitalia
Nut King Dick
Dick wah
Dick King
Joestar's Dick
Hermit Dick
Dick Hand
Dick act 4
di c k h and
Crazy Dick
Father Nijimura's Dick
The dick


Platinum dick
Metal-dick
@potent shoal, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !
Wonder of dick
White dick
Iron Dick
Made in dick
Stone Dick
Video Dick
Free dick
foo dick
Rear Dick
Evil Dick
what has this chat come to
i already said that one before both of you
Dick 2 u
White Dick Ultimate
god fucking damnit i smiled at that
C-Dick Ultimate Requiem
curse you nahoR you made me laugh at a dick joke
Right Dick
Dick Stuff
King dick
U-Dick
love dick
Dick-Boat
dick deluxe
Love Dick
Can I put an wholesome pic?
Stray Dick
no
no
Killer dick
Singing in the Dick

Dick Style
Arrow Cross Dick
soft to dick
Golden dick
dick king
Manic Dick
DICK DEPRESSION

Dolly Dick
DICK DAGGER
.
Dick starter
Scary Dick
Scary dick
All Along the Dick
i already said
Dick breaker
What is this
dick
Dick
localisation team
Dick Along the Watchtower
Purple Dick Distortion
Voodoo Dick
Dick war
said
Best stand
Public Dick Limited
Dick Image Limited
Public Image Dick
What
What will happen when a mod sees this
walking dick

we dont,, know
Memory of Dick
Dick of Jet
Killer dick
Dick Mirage
Soft and dick
ozon dick
Satanic Dick
Awaking 3 dicks
dick baby
already said
Dababy
IN A SILENT DICK
i am a dick
The dick over heaven
Dirty Dicks Done Dirt Cheap
what about Hey Dick!
we both win
Love dick
Speed dick
this sounds like a company
Boku no Dick wo Kiitekure
Rubber Dick
imagine
buying used
DICK STORM
Spicy dick
Steel Dick Rub
Stone Dick
Baby Dick
catch the dick
Oh! Lonesome Dick
Dick Transfer
Dragon's Dick
Green Green Dick of Home
yes
Paisley dick
PLANET DICK
BOILING DICK stand
paper moon dick
Dick High
schott
Sex dick
i said
boo
Gold Dick Requiem
chocolate dick
i said
dick disco
i said
Left side dick
Talking Dick
I already said
new
DickDickDick
Love dick deluxe
White Dick: Gently Weeps
said
dick you!
i said
Soft & dick
Dick of the Boom
said
Dick Lock
20th Century Dick
Semen
20th Dick Boy
what stand is that
Super Fly
I already said
Dick fly
Already said
Death dick
already said
Already said
Tower of Dick
Catch The Dick
said
pain
by me
Already said
Dick purple
we have made so many damn dick jokes
make us the new localisation team
Yes
HOUSE OF DICK
Strange Dick
yo-yo dick
@arctic bolt make us new anime localisation names pls
How's everyone
Milagro Dick
What's the current theory
you tell us
making 14 y/o dick jokes
Damn
dick stands
CAATO'S DICK
oh no
ohyes
caato's dick JJL mv??!?!?!?1/
Les Dick
Dick Feuilles
yall know when 107 drops?
Vitamin dick
Dick Breaker
Dick Window
Ticket to Dick
Show Dick
Diver Dick
Already said
Dick Off
we have infected another
Already said
dick necklace
Dick Ladies
Jail House Dick
Dick Thunder
Anyone said Wonder of Dick?
pearl dick
Wheel of dick
yes
Fun dick fun
Dragon's Dick
bad dick
Doppio's Dick
Dick's Stand
i got a fire one for you guys
Flaccid Dick
get ready
Dick's Stand
Bruh
hermit dick
Y'all still going?
Dick Steel
dick lock
yes
What 0 new chapters does to a Chat
MADE IN DICK ULTIMATE REQUIEM
map joshu
did we
get all of them
NO
yes
Theres things that dont exist
DICK SOUL
wasnt that alr said
High Dick
Dick/Off
geddit because he's a dick to johnathan
satanic dick
Show/Dick
i said
you have been making dick jokes for hours
its been like 20 minutes
its only been 20 minutes
damn I just showed up
like 5 minutes?
Dick Boat Ultimate
HAHA
Dickmom
Stepdick
i already did dickmom
sadge
joy dick
said
yasuho ass 😳😳😳
sad dick
no
i remember us doing that and me instantly thinking of the stupid jorge joestar stand names
i went through all of the LN stands
oe
Video Dick
i just
changed my keyboard nationality
by accident
,,keyboard nationality ??
you mean language??
godamnit now i have to go into settings and change it
it changes what the buttons do
like QWERTZ
i switched my keyboard nationality from UK to US
timezones
11am
eastmerica
damn, back to bri'ish
when my keyboard is US it changes " to @
thats weird

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@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 29 !
you little shit
you ruined it
you fucker
Ha
dont bully mih

** ** z

hes just doing his job
😳
its just doing its job 

his job of ruining #jojolion being based for once

yoink
next pfp??!!?!?1
but
yoink
i am on the verge of making my next hot pants pfp art from a dinopants thing
i see rohan, i yoink
like the art is so good

then do it
why do people think "hm i am good at art time to draw a dinosaur going out with a nun"

its fine, i already have it, and much bigger

im not sending it
what the fuck is going on
you better fucking not

@slim adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !
i also found this gold
SBR is actually Pucci's fanfic?!??!
yes
this one looks nice
Haha
like all the dinopants stuff is wholesome

ye

at least i didnt send the full size

'rohan has rohan porn'
It is funny but it could also make people think that sbr is the same universe as the og universe
reminds me of the time my friend threatened to send me rosuke r34 because i abused mod in my private server
perhaps
the wonder of u is the most op stand
he would
he probably would
He would
also i found another example of dinopants being wholesome
GER is more op imo
dino ants
shush.
No heavens door
dont shush me
id say both is at the same limit
I'm diego
From Dora the explorer?
I do agree they are on the same tier but GER is still definitely better
No
no
some dinopants art is wholesome and some is this
Yes
not to be rude but do u know what the wonder of u does?
they probably do
Yes I know what it does I’m caught all the way up to chapter 106
^
GER is basically the god stand
^
Wonder of u would lose to d4c lt
GER can stalemate the vast majority of fiction
Ok you are definitely a troll
meanwhile Tooru would just be like "Oh, are you going to app-" gets obliterated
Stalemate? You mean win
How would it beat lt?
what do u think would happen to the jojo story if heaven accension dio was canon?
Uhh
jotaro would asspull and win like he does in the game
The story would be garbage that would be what would happen
yeaa
Hope Eyes of Heaven is never canon
@tired narwhal, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !
seriously though that was such an awful way for jotaro to win
Worst jojo story
it's an ok game but man that asspull ruins the story
Give this man a medal
hamon underrated
Spin better
no lol
No the story is terrible and the gameplay is garbage
no
i like eoh
part 2 is overrated
You can’t even play with your friends
but not the story
SPEEEEEEEEN
Spinny Weiner
i like the game but the story is just awful
Hello? Based departament?
oh shit!! Speen balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats what i said

All parts ranked imo the top is the best
8
7
6
4
1
2
3
5
part 2 is cool and all but some people treat it like it's the gospel
Heritage for the future
great game
at first i thought it was just chronological order lmao
1 #2
6
8
7
1
4
2
5
3
dollar sign
yes
I do know someone who is like that
72841356
anubis is a underrated stand and should have gotten a buff
but 1 #2 is best part
The only parasite stand fight I liked was milagro man
Beetle fight
what are we ranking rn
bro the wonder of you song hits
parts
not a fan of it
8 4 7 6 2 1 3 5 imo
?
i have a video saved of wonder of u drip playing with a wonder of you remix and it's captioned "why dont you harvest harvest some bitches"
7 8 6 4 2 5 1 3
is mine
You can be a troll but don’t make it so obvious
8 will be the first when it ends 
VALID
But it op
no one is including 1 #2, sad
Bc nobody attacks u
novel cars > any being in jojo
@hardy field, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
kars
mans got folded by a normal human being
i found something similar to the video i was talking about
i was saying, you misspelled his name
wtf i just noticed
i mean technically they're both right
Kira was one of most terrifying villains in jojo but got folded by an ambulance
Kaaz
Rock human
lmao
I wanna be in hot pants
ayo
wait actually nah . lighting mcqueen > any living being in the jojo universe
what
hmmmm
Did I stutter
no
The real rock Human
as someone who plans to do a hot pants cosplay sometime this worries me
I said what I said
Ok

You have all my support
It’s a weird thing to say but I respect your opinion I guess

mine too


mario ds minigame yoshi
at the rate I’m reading i might finish a week early
nintendo ds 😩
I think i caught up jojolion in 3days monkaW
fr
my advice
dont rush it
i rushed 6 7 and 8 and now i have to re-read them because i can barely remember some shit
I’m throwing fried chicken in the lake and then boom a hobo comes out
theres only like 2 days left you can survive
this is the most hype ive had for jojo ever
feels good for tooru to finally feel pain
yes
rather than just sitting there like "HAHA IM INVINCIBLE YOU CAN TOUCH ME"
then josuke just said "shut the fuck up" and shot him
Why does Tsurugi look like a toddler
He looks like he's 4
Wasn't he originally supoosed to be, like 3 or something?
🤷♂️
cringe ass nae nae baby
He was originally 2 years old but he's aged up to 9 in the PMK arc
Oh
it's a retcon, not an in-universe change by the way





