#jojolion
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Here, this
kino
Man I’m so curious bout josuke’s 4 given gifts
Like are they vertical or horizontal
And are they 4 in a row or they form a square
They're probably horizontal. I don't think they'd stack, because that would inhibit the function of testicles.
heres the answer
spongebob mouth
Bubbles
Caesar reference
If you look closely u can see that hand tag on his pants, I think jotaro was wearing one of those
Idk
yea
its the symbol of lucky land communications
its referenced a lot in jojo designs
^
It's commonly associated with Jotaro, but it's also a more general thing
Tiny head
its jonathan
i am obsessed with jojo
Johnny
pickle
Anybody know of araki is married or sum
my images arent sending
His life is pretty private for the most part
was speed king even revealed by the time eoh came out
there they are
yea he has a wife
yes
married with daughters
yes
Really? Man ther is a lot idk about him
he has two daughters
I haven't seen anything official about his daughters, only his Wikipedia page and JoJo Wiki page seem to mention it.
@primal dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 21 !
that is weird to say
cause they got those rock human genes
Daiya's VA from EOH is in Cells at Work, very pog
very pog
That's because you made it weird
jotaro in cells at work is quite pog as well
a lot of jojo va's are in C@W
i had a large list on a sticky note, but thats on an old pc
Daiya is in Bloodborne
you can check behindthevoiceactors for stuff like that
thats what i do
shes also a Tesla Model S/Tesla Model S P85D and a Suzuki Wagon R/Suzuki Wagon R Stingray
daiya is in bloodborne?
yes
i need to get a copy, not cause i like daiya
but because anything with jojo in it
is good
she is Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower
interesting
she's also Ruby from RWBY which is interesting

Lindsay Jones?
Oh
finished all of the chapters that have been released so far for jojolion
very nice
i think it shines at some points but also has very low points
joshu as a whole is a confusing mess for me
what low points were there for you?
joshu
lmao
any part he was in
yea its hard to understand a god 
lmaaaaoooo
Joshu is the best character ngl
finally a sane person
Nah you guys insane
joshu really isnt in that much, hes got shakedown road, milagro man, and the equivalent exchange
Milagro Man is very very pogg
best stand design imo
It’s a nice short break in between the two half’s of jojolion
halves
do i need to put /spoiler for parts near the end
No
i should leave then
you're not caught up?
no
ahhh thats too bad
almost tho
well stay out of this channel until youre caught up
By the way when I say Joshu is the best character in jojolion I’m not defending every single one of his actions
ik ik
even if you're almost caught up, the entire wou arc is full of so many twists and turns
yea hes really a step out of what araki has normally written, especially since he gets his own filler arc
I like how he’s a complete wild card and can sometimes help and sometimes hinder
the equal exchange part was just so strange
@tawny escarp, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
yea, im on 93
oh damn
dude you have so much to get through
like, everything from ojiro again onwards is kino
yea yea ik
You aren’t one of those people who think that Joshu was actually gonna rape his mom right?
no
he never mentioned that at all
Good
oh
Hato said she was a murderer so Joshu decided to scare her off
yeah i remember that part
I've watched the first 5 Volumes.
I enjoyed 1-3 greatly. 4 less so. 5 less so.
i thought it was just his character doing his character things
same
No he was trying to scare off someone he thought was a murderer
hes still kind of messed up that stripping his mom is his immediate idea to get her out of his house
but its a more righteous action than some other stuff hes done ig
Bad execution but good intentions
everything joshu does he also messes up in some way
basically joshu all the time
is his mom just ditched after she tells jobin the information about the plant appraiser goal
like what happened to her
equivalent exchange was so hilarious cuz joshu finally does a really good thing but is super weird about it
she got put to prison when the body was discovered
oh
yes
like that
That’s kind of why I love him he’s hilarious
well, she was not actually part of the higashikata house
yea
caato breaks back into the higashikata house occasionally and just..stays there
like when she was in a hammock outside
so rn she has just come back to the house
and its in utter disarray lmao
i love what they do with the villians in this part
its just hopping around never telling you who the main villian really is
though it gets a bit obvious when he is introduced
people still deny tooru
i love tooru
same
i think its great how they introduce him
That’s because the main villain is haruno he gonna double cross Josuke
Tooru was actually a rock bug all along
as far as main villains go, hes just pretty good but as far as characters go hes one of my favorites
My favorite will always be valentine he nails the threatening without being too over the top
even with toorus ludicrous design i still find him threatening at times
and it goes without saying wou itself is super intimidating
for sure
my list is pucci kira valentine tooru for mv's
Pucci Kira Valentine is a great top 3
Also I love how valentine flexes his ability in chocolate disco
I'll wait until JJL is over to fully pass judgment on Tooru
He didn’t have to do The Who shot Johnny thing but he did anyway just to show how much better he was and I love it
D-I-S-C-O is a chad ngl
Him dancing immediately made him one of my favourites, it's pretty thight grooving to Elvis Presley while everybody was suffering.
yep
Jojo villains have always been great with amazing flexes
pucci just walked up to a child with a gun and said, "shoot me if you want"
will always be one of my favorite moments
I really hope Pucci thought that was a real gun that would make the scene a lot better
Yeah
0 balls 😔

Corré tourga corré
this was also the signature "villain swagger" of valentine
I logged in on my pgone
They mention early on that Valentine is able to walk quietly, right?
Valentine shooting gyro 5 times was one of the best scenes I’ve ever seen
Loud footsteps here very purposefully being used as an intimidation tactic
yea
you cant hear his footsteps
didnt lucy hear his footsteps when she escaped to the chimney tho?
I've always wondered if that's him using D4C to send the sound to an alternate universe
he do be flyin
Bwυp
Imagine being in the White House in Universe B
And you suddenly hear footsteps coming down the hall
And you go out to check and you just hear footsteps moving through the hall with no one there
wtf thats terrifying
Lmao
fr
WoU easily #1 for villain stand. both in power and enjoyment 😹
There is a possibility time stop can counter it
Calamity happens pre-timestop to the point where things u do in timestop cant reach tooru probably
I guess this is something only Araki could answer
its like GER vs TS too lol
Calamity dogs easily
mob psycho predicted calamity??????/1//?????
after seeing this guys hair, joshu looks a million times better
also "No talk me, i angy"
wou is in the timeout corner
he did a no-no
true chads sit in the wall
araki forgot about stand phasing!!!!
hmmmm.....
only virgins sit in a chair
like josuke
yes
sadge

big sadge
i really liked norisuke, he had a really cool stand
KN bangs
and it looks cool
but now its sadge time
yea king nothing is so great
How can araki make a stand with no facial features other than eyes so expressive?
right?
it just the wonder of youu
monke
Sandman, Gyro and Johnny
Araki really likes that hairstyle doesn't he?
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da is just "If you or a loved one were diagnosed with mesothelioma due to exposure to asbestos, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
joshu arm gone
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ayo
Wonder of U possibly the coolest Stand in the series
yes
Start thinking about Wonder of U, instant serotonin boost
Stands should wear human clothes more often
That would be funny I think
yea
Bruh don't u remember kc's shoes
wait i thought he said "other guys"
what
eh nevermind
i thought it was from the same tribe as sandman at first lol
*Soundman
same person
weird name for Soft & Wet GO BEYOND
Cap
Soft & Wet is cool but idk
My mans is wearing a hat
Doesn’t get better than that
can't get any better than a shovel
Soft and Wet is certainly
One of the best stands
It doesn't look awesome but it has a weird appeal
But Wonder of U is probably the best
way back when in 2020
jojolion in general has a weird appeal
i expected stands to be more complicated to understand like the memes say though
People make memes without actually having read the part
So
possibly out of the higashikata family joshu has the best stand, it still has a lot of potential
The strongest stands out of the 7 are
Speed king
Nut king Call
Paper moon king
Nah he just has to touch someone to use the ability
it's still op though
And that's a bit hard when every fucking stand is remote contred
i think holly
nah she def has one
yep
she noticed Yasuho's stand and she knew about Kira's stand
yeah exactly who are the relevant ones who don't have one
i think that's what differences the relevant ones w the non-relevant ones in jojolion
bc i can't recall any non-stand user in jojolion that has appeared in more than 2 chapters
Yasuho's mom
Oubin's girlfriend could be as well
who
oh Ojiro
Ojiro
Ojirou
juna help me im losing braincells
TwT
mean juna

bruh i have my AC im dying
sure
lmaaaaooo
nothing will ever be worse than this
at least he got his acne removed lol
yea
Don't disrespect Taoka
Im very upset with that homophobe in the fanart channel istg i was about to insult them
@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 22 !
yea, like you dont like the art, okay? move on with your life, its not hurting you in any way, shape, or form.
Anyway what are they doing here anyway lol
yea
Omg
beautiful
what the fuck does this mean
Clears the whole list easily
it means i have to watch all of those
lolol
which i cant be bothered to do
i dont think he gets past DBZ tho or wahtever
He can’t even control we just wait
ya
he could probably beat everyone if he was with yasuho tho
Both their spins basically the same where it 1 shots
@cunning vapor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !
Oo jjl in tiktok
not really || tooru got hit twice and isnt dead yet ||
Oh yeah acc.. but they got the same type of thing where it just bypasses literally anything
Think he talking about the theme where it breaks past super strong defense stand
And Joshu can unscrew reality
Merges the 2 Morioh's, part 9 confirmed
@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
it feels like plot armor but its the perfect and only way to defeat WoU lol
bro chapters from 84 onwards literally called "miracle of ur love" its supposed to be a josuke yasuho miracle teamup to kill Tooru
it is only the fusion of both of them that creates the spin
their abilities just line up like that
"bullshit plot armor" what?? Dude first of all, Kira had the spin from johnny and the fusion of killer queen and soft and wet created this ability. This "plot armour bs" has been foreshadowed since chapter 1.
it also comes from the joestar birthmark so it probably relates to kira and johnny
hes a decendant of johnny dummy
?
I wouldn't call it useless
for now tho
Also Yasuho won't die
cuz we still need a explanation like how is it able to be emailed through a phone bruh
She narrated the beginning of the part
we've only seen it fire like 4 times lol he just learned he has this
it was already explained
yeah but like WHY paisley park
yes
cause symbolism
also paisley park can do stuff
like its really flexible
ig ig but i think araki is gonna give a technical explanation or sometjhing
Or he's in rehabilitation
you cant say that for sure
Yasuho leads Josuke's bubbles, Josuke leads her new direction in life
you serious? is this a jojoke?

but tooru was doing a bad thing, going against gods words of rock humans having to stay as a secondary species
I mean, he "protected" Tsurugi because he is important to the rock humans
and did you forget how he'd go about doing it? He wanted to exploit millionaires and control them so that the power dynamic would switch to him being the leader
thats
meeh whatever bro
Also WoU killed and caused damage innocent people like Kei, the Mamezukus, Holly
Well, he did harm a lot of people to get that power
he was punished rightfully
Tooru?
yeah
But what if she is taught Spin?
she wont be
It is easy to learn, after all
no its not
johnny had 2 months of hard training through battles
and josuke doesnt know how to use it
he just knows he has it
same for mamezuku
Johnny learned Spin in 2 days though
His mastery over Spin is what took 4 months
wasnt part 7 4 months
no
from sept 24th to jan 19
no it cant be
!w steel ball run race
it was 2 months
https://jojowiki.com/Steel_Ball_Run_(race)
Not the correct result? Use !w page steel ball run race for a direct link or !w search steel ball run race for a list of all hits.
it was estimated to be between 60-80 days
but went over that
Tooru's Stand literally causes calamities
disasters
Yea cuz calamity is automatic
What did Rai's parents and Holly do to deserve that?
still kinda WOUs fault
yes
The only person that somewhat deserved to be effected by WoU is Jobin
yeaa which is why he got 1 shot
But he didn't kill that baby, so he lost to Dolomite
Even then, that was in self defense
Josuke wouldn't do bad things just because
Because he wants to save his mother
He caused her to be ill in the first place

no
its not
they slowly took over
and targeted holly because she already was researching the rokakaka
shut up
yes?
lol ok
Thanks, I guess
this means that she has been tormented
He's caught up
im blessing you with sludge joshu
Thank you
you're welcome
no
Still doesn't mean she deserved that
holly means the stand
Wanting to pursue the head doctor doesn't automatically make you a bad person
That deserves to be hit by calamities

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

But he also lead the Locacaca Organization around that time, so why would he be depressed if he is in charge of a successful smuggling and redistributing group?
Considering we later see him come out of the ground after that, it was probably his mother
He even had the same look in his eyes that adult Tooru has
Dumbass baby

It would look so funny
tooru ain't got the bling that the flashback baby has
why even live
I would kill it
That would imply that stands are real/everything in part 8

Which means
That joshu is real
Actually
Yeah same
you could have a rock human baby if you find a rock human wife and she doesn't murder you
what were the odds that she kills you
i know they were listed in the manga
lemme check

95% of rock humans have stands
that's not really a theory
no you don't get it
95% of rock humans have stands
I thought most rock humans have stands
Yeah
Most people who were born with Stands couldn't control them right after they were born
Nah
He's probably around 40 or 50

he is at least an adult
tooru is 89
found the statistic
97.5% chance that a rock human/human relationship ends in the rock human murdering the human
Poor joshu just wanted to be by his dad's side
Joshu appreciation
Sorry if I interrupted something lmao
no its ok
I already posted the daily Joshu appreciation in #jojo-overall-discussion , but it's still a pleasant sight
Oh really? I will see it
I wanted to do my part too :3
how is yotsuyu 28 if he makes the 21-27 aged rock human pose
wait nvm maybe he just hasn't molted yet
it probably doesn't happen the second he turns 28
What would the Higashikatas do with Jobin, if he hadn't attacked Norisuke?
no clue
Send him to jail?
nut king call him to the wall until the authorities get there : )
Umm
I don't think norisuke would ever put himself to do something like sending jobin to jail. At the end he is a loving father. The others respect jobin too much
But ig trust issues will happen
Dunno
I mean, he did send his wife to prison because her killing a kid hurt the Higashikata name
the sleep yhing was retconned
where
since it mentioned child and baby rock humans lol
no... they dont "the tiny infant resides in the hive for 18 years, when it abruptly grows in size"
It Stand stats don't matter
Rock Human mothers give birth in the spring and summer seasons and carry the fetus for six months. On average, newborn babies have a length of 28 millimeters and weigh 15 grams, keeping that form for seventeen years.[1] Rock Humans do not grow gradually, but "molt" their whole bodies at once every six years. This transformation occurs during their sleep, and for some unknown reason, the pose they make when asleep will change each time. It is believed that Rock Humans can live for 240 years. When a Rock Human dies, it leaves no corpse, as it crumbles away into rocks.[2]
This content comes from JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (https://jojowiki.com), and must be attributed to its authors, as specified in the license.
JoJo's Bizarre Wiki (the FANDOM wiki) is prohibited from using it, for repeatedly copying without giving attribution.
yes i did keep the jojowiki watermark thank you very much
this doesn't contradict them becoming large at 18
6 x 3 = 18
lol
although actually this adds a contradiction to yotsuyu
the chapter mistranslated it as 7 so i thought that yotsuyu's sleep pose made sense
but if it's 6
yotsuyu should be in stage 4 already
yet he has the stage 3 pose
Is this part good I have not read it yet
Really?
yes
yeah
Yes c-moon kool
anyways what part are you on
I just finished part 7
Ive seen things about it but it looks so confusing
what do you think is confusing
is it fff
The plot
have you been spoiled?
all the parts have a """confusing""" plot when you dont know what it is
The only thing I know is that he is adopted and a fusion.
so you've at least been spoiled about that
OOF
that second part is a major spoiler
Oof
although it's revealed early on
you cant say its confusing for knowing only that lol
it's a mystery for a good few chapters
So like is the whole point him trying to get his memories back or what
@covert lynx, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !
nope
his memories will never come back
Rip man
just read it, like the other parts and you'll find out
its super interesting and imo the best part
Okay
And yes the bizarre day thing soft and wet sounds rlly weird
wym
His oras are very interesting
i like gappys voice actor
Orororororororororora
Fat spoiler for ch97 || jo bin :::::::::::::::(((((((((||
bye bye fart
:::(((
jo bin
time to read jojolion aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wait he came out of the ground
With a sailor hat
Wow Joshu is a bitch
Interesting chapter 1
Isn't Gappy's standcry Ora but he sometimes skips an o?
For example, oraraora
joshutthefuckup
The Ora Ara (which is supposed to be a reference to Kira and Josefumi iirc) is only canon to EoH.
I don't think he ever did the Ara thing in the manga
i think he did once and then never again
your mother
ara ara
Dude just wanted to protect his girl from a naked stranger

joshu's redemption arc is getting rid of that yeeyee ass haircut
He won't get a redemption arc
The hair looks fine outside of the first few chapters
Even since he was first introduced, the dude was just trying to protect the people he loves
And despite all the strife and misfortune, the dude doesn't stop
💪 
(almost) 2 weeks til the next chapter
not next chapter I reckon but yeah Im waiting too
He did start to wake up in 106, so we probably will get more
mhmhmh
Never have
why not
Except the one time i thought he was gonna be useful and then he kills the moment by being Joshu
why not : (
He annoys the hell outta me
why?
Did you read it? And did you understand the ending?
I haven't read manga
part 6 is good as well
Then you shouldn't be in this chat because of all the spoilers
Eh it's alright
then we're one step closer to the ending of part 6
y r u hating on it
But why do you think it's ass?
SO fans say fuck you too
youre one of those people hyped for SO because theyre one step closer to part 7
and rikiel : (
it's ok if u found p7 and p8 to be better but you're hating on part 6 as if it's objectively bad
and donatello : (
yeah get outta here
hating on part 6 as if its the worst part
fuck you too
i can
im simply saying
that SO fans say fuck you too
you're not stating it like it's an opinion
damn
yeah you didnt even state like its an opinion
you are also insulting people for reading it
so i don't think you can use that defense
All the parts are good 
mute me all you want mods
insulting others for liking SO is not an "opinion"
literal idiot
i do have to side with mintex on that he didn't start with the insult
Oh shit discord stand battle!
i like part 6 as well, but there's no reason for u to be seething this hard
the insults were unnecessary
calling it an "opinion" but stating it as if it was a fact is objectively the funniest thing ive seen
dude also said "fuck part SO" as if he included all the SO fans aswell
i thought he included the fans in
so i said "so fans say fuck you too"
im a dumbass on that one
Amazing enlightened said something so true! By typing something that makes sense to the argument tips the balance of power!
this implies that he thinks it's objectively bad
that's why he said that u cant take an opinion and i'll have to side with him on that honestly
however
i can
but he stated it
that doesn't mean you have to get mad
true
Wait im in chapter 2, Gappys name is Kira and not Josuke? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
admitting what you did wrong is based
Well, you'll have to continue reading

not knowing what you did wrong kinda sucks tho
continue the reading flow
recognizing the problem is the first step towards solving it 💪 
this seems interesting tbh
definitly seeing it being great as you jojolion simps say
So back to the topic from earlier, what do you think ||the Higashikatas would've done with Jobin in 95 if he didn't attack Norisuke||
*Joshu is god
Joshu is god
Joshu is in JoJolion
JoJolion is god
no need to correct a correct statement

we love Joshu
and we hate Joshuphobes
where can I read the last chapter of jojolion?
There's a link pinned
where?
i didn't find it
🤝
neat to see that both josukes cant use their ability on themselvs
will cato stand have the word king in it?
maybe
She will probably have the word queen in her name
imagine if its just "queen"

Because joshu is god
Just say you disliked it
You don't have to be rude
tbh, that would be pretty funny
i definitely see it being a Queen reference
Queen has no weaknesses

me!
Joshu 

Joshu love is the best part of this comunity 
What about love for Dio's sons and Anasui?
Where is the meme of GER fan vs Bohemian Rhapsody enjoyer?
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Again
I don't know the context
I saw Ungalo I liked
Wait, in jojolion chat?
Hell yeah
He's a Cow-boy🐮
Actually
I wouldn't blame people who dislike joshu on their first read. They are just misguided
Yeah
Saying because I was one of them
unbased: liking dios sons and disliking joshu
based: liking dios sons and not knowing joshu because they are still on part 6 or 7
What about people who dislike Johnny?
CRINGE
Especially for the reasons he gave
My man thought Koichi's arc is comparable to Johnny's
eexcuse me
why
who said that
because they both have act stands?
smh
Even though Koichi's arc was to be more confident, whereas Johnny's was about confronting his past
really wrong
Post this every time a Josuph*be says they think that Joshu is a villain. Joshu loves josuke and treats him like family ❤️
Hold on
WHAT
LMAAAOOO
Yeah, ''Koichi had better development''
Rip my braincells
''Johnny just became slightly less of an asshole, and he was dumb for trusting Valentine''
But then again, he also didn't know on Johnny's sacrifice because he stopped reading Jojolion in chapter 11
He thought the test was him trusting Valentine or something
Good lord
He probably speed read
I hope he didn't
Hot take: Stone Ocean and SBR are both overrated and underrated
: )
facts
Is Ungalo also based? :3
Ofc
@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 21 !
Joshu gang uppp
#joshgang4life
What does the rokakakakakkukakaaka fruit do again?
Equivalent exchange
Guys but hear me out
How so?
Full metal alquemist
How so?
I still dont understand how people dont understand king crimson
Yes.
So why are you here?
I only watched the leitmotif of kira yoshikage 8
Joshu's nut king call has an A in developmental potential. So maybe, Nut king call may evolve with time, kinda like tusk or Echoes.

I don't mind spoilers
Nut Beyond
JP6 TROLLFACE
nut beyond
But you know nothing about the plot other than one leitmotif
I skipped part 2 and 1 
How do you want to discuss the plot
Sugi wtf?
Imagine skipping 3 parts
yo why so many shitposters coming to jojolion?
Anybody here remember when jhonny got crushed by a rock?
dudes aint even reading lmao
Ahh good times
You haven't reached the point

Do you even know the context for that scene?
||Was he crushed? I thought his head turned into a rock not him geting destroyed lmao||

Well that's was I watched
wait johnny ded?
You shouldn't have stopped at chapter 11
lmfao just like part 1 johnathan
oh no why so many not jojolion readers in here
i kinda anticipated that
Because who cares about plot when we have memes
wait
I'm gonna sheetpoo






holyshit I never thought of that


and giorno i guess but everyone knows him




