jojolion

[fallen lake]

Not allowed

[molten crane]

yeah I like them all

but somethings just gotta be at the bottom

[charred roost]

Dang okay. Cuz I was thinking King Nothing is basically a really good detective so a spin off with his past involving King Nothing and the fruit parlor would be dope imo

[delicate burrow]

I also have a very hot take to jojolion

[charred roost]

What’s that

[uneven tendon]

My least favorite part is part 1, but after that Stone Ocean

I'm sorry

[charred roost]

Because of the ending?

[uneven tendon]

No

Ending's great

[delicate burrow]

I kinda wish more fighs with joshu than with josuke

Milagro Man is fine but

[charred roost]

Well that’s good. Cuz I know a lot of people don’t like Stone ocean cuz of the end

[near cedar]

Hahaha ha

Keep dreaming

[delicate burrow]

I wish there were more Joshu fights?

[molten crane]

is bohemian rhapsody the only fight in stone ocean that doesn't have Jolyne?

[charred roost]

Possibly?

[uneven tendon]

Woah woah woah, Milagro Man is only FINE?

Fake fan

[delicate burrow]

NAhhh

[near cedar]

The ending is great, a lot of people love SO, the circlejerk of hate is just louder

[delicate burrow]

just wish there is more

;-;

[runic adder]

highway to hell?

i dont remember much of that

[molten crane]

oh true true

[uneven tendon]

I like all the parts, me considering it my 2nd least favorite doesn't mean much

[molten crane]

the interesting thing about stone ocean is that the whole gang never appear together

there's always something missing whether it be hermes, foo fighters, or weather report

[uneven tendon]

The anime will probably try to change that

[molten crane]

yeah they'll def add some random scenes like that

[delicate burrow]

I don't really know people who hate that much on SO?

Like, its good lmao

[uneven tendon]

I think they should also add more interactions, because stuff like Ermes crying over Weather's death despite never interacting with him is pretty jarring

[charred roost]

I’m gonna my own hot take. I don’t like Part 2 that much. Like don’t get me wrong it’s good but I’ve seen better ya know

[delicate burrow]

The bad thing is probably propagated with a little yt named shuckmeister

[molten crane]

8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 2 > 1 > 3 > 4

[fallen lake]

Meti hates more on it but likes goo goo dolls

[charred roost]

Mostly my friends who’ve read Part 6 lol

[uneven tendon]

Battle Tendency? More like: tendency to get overrated

[charred roost]

Fax

[fallen lake]

Yea

[delicate burrow]

Yeah, jojo yt do propagate some hate on part 6

[molten crane]

I think part 2 was my favorite part until i read steel ball run and that after that it's slowly been falling down my ranks

[molten crane]

I think I like part 1 mroe than 2

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[storm fjord]

pucci and emporio

[molten crane]

i mean that was just the final section of a giant battle

[charred roost]

You wrong for that one 💀

[uneven tendon]

Jotaro and Jolyne's mom over the phone

[storm fjord]

oh yeah

[delicate burrow]

yeah but idk if that was a fight lmao. Emporio just fucked up pucci

[gilded ether]

Spoiler? I think||I am at weird rocks inside josuke body now 😀||

[kind owl]

@gilded ether, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

[molten crane]

shit you right, bet Jotaro called about Koichi sometimes

[minor ore]

guys one more thing

@runic adder

[delicate burrow]

nice

[minor ore]

what chapter do i need to catch up on?

[runic adder]

wdym

[delicate burrow]

106 lmao

[runic adder]

jjl is at 106 rn

[charred roost]

Also part 8 question. You guys think Kaato is a rock human?

[minor ore]

okay

bet

[hard meteor]

106

[runic adder]

no

[hard meteor]

Nah

[minor ore]

im going back to #jojo-overall-discussion

thanks

[runic adder]

she physically cannot be a rock human

[delicate burrow]

Probably not

[uneven tendon]

I have a question

[runic adder]

she has had 4 human children

[uneven tendon]

Which is better for day to day uses: Hamon or Spin?

[charred roost]

Yeah but can’t rock women have children or am I remembering wrong

[runic adder]

they cant have human children

[uneven tendon]

What if she had a 5th rock human child in prison?

[charred roost]

Pfft

[uneven tendon]

It would also be a callback to Emporio

[charred roost]

Idk just some food for thought. I have no clue where part 8 is gonna go but I’m still all for It

[runic adder]

have you caught up?

[charred roost]

Yea

[uneven tendon]

I think part 8 will end with a double wedding: Josuke and Yasuho, and Joshu with Karera

[runic adder]

i think caato's prison being called stone ocean is probably the biggest part 6 callback we'll get

[uneven tendon]

And then we will have a funeral to Mamezuku, Kei, and Tsurugi

[runic adder]

tsurugi isnt gonna die

[uneven tendon]

After the flash forward, he probably will

[runic adder]

at least, they have to be cured first

[storm fjord]

joshu and karera?

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[runic adder]

it doesnt have to be tsurugi in the flashforward

tsurugi never said a single word

[uneven tendon]

But he also had PMK in that flash forward

[runic adder]

all we have is pmk, which could indicate either norisuke or tsurugi is an illusion

pmk can travel

[storm fjord]

did tsurugi die?

[runic adder]

no

[uneven tendon]

No

[charred roost]

You guys think Jobin still alive or nah

[runic adder]

and they wont die

[runic adder]

its possible

[uneven tendon]

But he wishes to die rn in Jojolion

Due to how painful the rock disease is

[runic adder]

he wishes to die? he literally talks about how he wants to live to 11

hes not going to commit suicide cuz of the rock disease lmao

[uneven tendon]

I didn't mean he's suicidal, I mean he's going through a lot of pain

[runic adder]

yea

and?

he will get cured

this is confirmed in chapter 1

[uneven tendon]

But Holly should also get cured

[storm fjord]

could tsurugi fold a bunch of papers together to make a humanoid stand?

[runic adder]

they should both be cured

[uneven tendon]

And Mitsuba

[runic adder]

mitsuba doesnt need to be cured

[uneven tendon]

Maybe?

[runic adder]

if they had a paper big enough

would have to be a gigantic paper

[uneven tendon]

I mean, living without a nose sure does suck

Maybe after the baby is born?

[runic adder]

i dont think she cares much

jobin finds it sexy

she is fine with it as long as her child will be born

[uneven tendon]

But Jobin also thinks it's okay to kill everyone so his family will be at the top

So does it really matter what he likes or not?

[runic adder]

it does when she abides by what he does

and helps him

[uneven tendon]

And what about giving a New Locacaca to Dolomite?

[runic adder]

why would dolomite be their priority

at all

[storm fjord]

because he is epic

[uneven tendon]

Could a New Locacaca also heal Mamezuku?

Or Spin cancels it's effects

[runic adder]

mamezuku is dead

kira wasnt brought back, mamezuku wont

well, its possible kira was actually alive

and died inside the wall eyes

somehow

[uneven tendon]

But if a New Locacaca was next to him, and he ate it, would he go back to normal?

[runic adder]

but as for now, hes dead

[runic adder]

he has to touch someone

[storm fjord]

ye

[uneven tendon]

I also wonder how exactly Go Beyond goes beyond stuff like diseases

Because those are bubbles, not cures

[runic adder]

im hoping the line is supposed to be interpreted as "go beyond is the key to victory, by using it you can eventually cure holy"

cuz otherwise an asspull power solving all the curses would be shitttt

[storm fjord]

what was go beyond?

[runic adder]

invisible bubbles

[uneven tendon]

What if Nut Beyond is the key to victory?

[storm fjord]

oh

[kind owl]

@storm fjord, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[runic adder]

go beyond is the new name for it

in 106

im not a huge fan of the name but it works

[molten crane]

do you think josuke will get another stand power up

[uneven tendon]

So do people still see the line of light that pops up every time Josuke uses Go Beyond or is it invisible just like the bubble?

[uneven tendon]

Eh, I think he's powerful enough

He literally has an ability that goes beyond logic

[molten crane]

i mean Tooru did go "what?" so maybe he saw something

[uneven tendon]

He might learn to control it better though

But I don't expect another ability

[runic adder]

its probably meant for visual effect

and people cant see it

[storm fjord]

what if he uses the infinite spin on his bubbles

[molten crane]

Araki gonna fuck around and make the strongest character in jojo someone who's only been alive for like 3 months

[uneven tendon]

He can't

[runic adder]

well he is supposed to be jesus

[olive bobcat]

honestly, soft and wet with full control over go beyond could potentially be like, top 5 stands
slightly weaker TA4 without the horse requirement

[runic adder]

go beyond is only at full power against stands that require nonexistent things to counter it

like LT, GER, WOU

against the rest, why couldnt josuke just use a normal primary bomb?

[uneven tendon]

Or Plunder

[olive bobcat]

bc hes too cool to fight others 😎

[uneven tendon]

Unless they try to hurt his family

Then he will blow their brains out

[hard meteor]

Plunder 😔

[runic adder]

we lost a real one

yea he kind of is...

almost like there are many common parallels between them

toorus real name is solido naso

[minor ore]

tooru last name vinegar

[molten crane]

maybe the reason why josuke stopped using plunder is because Daiya tok out his memory of it and he never got it back

[kind owl]

@molten crane, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[minor ore]

mhm

[molten crane]

les go 13

[minor ore]

also tooru kinda like the sound doppio makes with the phone

toorurururu

[hard meteor]

Nah he was still using plunder after the daiya arc

It stopped being a thing around the time primary bomb gets introduced

[thin coyote]

Yeah

[minor ore]

*son

[uneven tendon]

Maybe the anime will add more Plunder uses, similar to them adding Star Finger in the Anubis fight?

[runic adder]

this is all just another death loop with tooru as diavolos son

[uneven tendon]

Considering how wack his backstory is, I wouldn't be surprised if Tooru really was his dad

[runic adder]

[uneven tendon]

Tooru uses Caato to heal himself, and reveals his rock horse

And he achieves the Golden Rotation

But Gappy also achieves the Golden Rotation

[runic adder]

it just says there are no current examples, miracles can happen

[uneven tendon]

By riding one of Slow Dancer's descendants

[minor ore]

[runic adder]

Diavolo was a rock human I guess

New canon

[minor ore]

Isint ermes a Rock human? Why was she shown on that particular page

[runic adder]

She may or may not be

It’s to show that you can’t tell the difference between rock humans and people

[minor ore]

Or Araki likes to troll with us

[runic adder]

I don’t think Hermès was a rock human based on one page that was meant to show you don’t know who’s a rock human or not

It’s a little trolling

[olive bobcat]

nah, we saw her bleed and she didnt crumble when she died

[lucid locust]

Araki does a little trolling

[runic adder]

Some harmful tomfoolery

[minor ore]

Damn you araki

[runic adder]

Some mockery on a minor scale

[sinful bramble]

Hermes and Enya were there to show that rock humans can’t immediately be told apart from humans

[runic adder]

Yea

Exactly

[thin coyote]

Spoilers im still on jojolion

[runic adder]

Lmao

It makes so much sense

[uneven tendon]

Also, rock humans didn't exist in the OG universe

I think it would've been funnier if Araki used Karera and Caato instead of Enya and Ermes

[minor ore]

cause well, he's tooru's son

[runic adder]

lmao that would have been the biggest troll possible

karera as a solo rock human is possible but unlikely

since if she wasnt with the locacacaca organization what reason would she have to lie to josuke

her motivations need to be explained more

[uneven tendon]

Maybe she wants the Locacaca to somehow get Josefumi back?

[runic adder]

she cant un-fuse josuke

and besides, josefumi is practically dead, there are no memories of josefumi anymore

[uneven tendon]

So why would she need the Locacaca?

She said she wants them

[hard meteor]

She’s probably gonna use it on herself

[runic adder]

we need so much explanation on karera

[hard meteor]

She made some vague statements about “breaking away from the world” in the context of fusion

[runic adder]

karera, holy, and caato are the holy trio of girls we need more info from

[uneven tendon]

I also wonder why she was so obsessed with Josefumi anyways

They barely knew each other

[runic adder]

maybe she just found him cute

[uneven tendon]

What about Hato?

[runic adder]

wtf would hato explain?

that shes pregnant from damo?

lmao

[hard meteor]

Lol

Imagine

[minor ore]

that means hybrids are possible

which means

caato rock huamine

which meands

she is polpo/pucchi

wichi means

she is mein villlain

of part!

which meanb

she has d5c

[runic adder]

caato also cant be a human that had sex with a rock human male, the word of god literally contradicts that

[minor ore]

Even that happened I would drop jojolion

[runic adder]

which also is a crack theory

[runic adder]

it wont lmao

[minor ore]

Yeah I know lol

nono it mean

ah ah ah

^

sex

ha ha ha

^

kid

[runic adder]

mitsuba's gonna have a child and name it josuke

if we get a timeskip at the end for an epilogue

[minor ore]

mitsuba will die

sorry

[runic adder]

shes not in the flashforward

[minor ore]

yea

and tsurugi is healed

[runic adder]

so her, jobin, and caato are unconfirmed

flashforward gives me a headache tbh

[minor ore]

its probably not real

[runic adder]

oh it most definitely is not

[minor ore]

100% some PMK bullshit

[runic adder]

theres some illusion/dimension fuckery

probably pmk evolved

joshus arm is coming back tho i think

[minor ore]

https://open.spotify.com/track/32GKpDMBMNQI3FdXlFFsMD?si=1OfiW3jnTBC0ecpPLCiaDA

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

[runic adder]

i love court of the crimson king

[runic adder]

tsurugis new stand name

[minor ore]

the illusion

I am obsessed with his pfp

[runic adder]

?

zachs?

[minor ore]

Yes
Animated tooru

[runic adder]

oh yea

its very awesome

need more jojolion animated

[minor ore]

moonchild king

[runic adder]

it could just be paper moon king: moonchild

[minor ore]

I also make animations
Maybe I will animate joshu :33

[runic adder]

yes

please

[minor ore]

I will show you guys

https://open.spotify.com/track/6kJhHGzz6oY3fjyeBeZLQQ?si=sPfLQytdQ0KAKYEsJWibXw

the wonder of u, just pretend

[runic adder]

tsurugis stand evolution will be burning love

[minor ore]

screw it, tooru gets the world

[runic adder]

satoru gets tooru's stand

and tooru gets the world

together they both lose to joshu

[olive bobcat]

the real satoru will come from the old persons home hes in and beat the shit out of tooru

[minor ore]

yes

the real satoru has king crimson

[runic adder]

poggers!

[lost slate]

real satoru is dead sadly

unless... the new rokakaka can bring people back to life??

[runic adder]

its been like 10 years

im sure satorus corpse is far too rotted

[lucid locust]

You better

[delicate burrow]

what if caato stand is the world

🤔

[olive bobcat]

if i see TW in jojolion im dropping it

[minor ore]

There is no more the world

It was once in p7

[runic adder]

why the hell would diego be in part 8

we were finally free of him for one part

[olive bobcat]

exactly

[heavy ledge]

ew dio

[minor ore]

Ya all Remember dio ??

[hard meteor]

No

[olive bobcat]

who?

[sinful bramble]

what is.dio

[runic adder]

dio deez nut

[lucid locust]

[delicate burrow]

guys

joshu boss

wyd

[minor ore]

Kiss

[runic adder]

i wish for him to have mercy on my soul

[minor ore]

LMAO

I would kiss too

[delicate burrow]

a fellow joshu enjoyer eh?

great

[minor ore]

Ngl though, it would be nice to see Araki collectively kick the entire community in the balls and bring in some Diego descendant bullshit

Flashback man looks a lot like a flamboyant Giorno

[delicate burrow]

tooru is actually mat pat

[lucid locust]

You’re either a Joshu enjoyer or you’re wrong

[delicate burrow]

i wont post proof tho lmao

matooru gives me nightmares

[minor ore]

Omg so many emotes

[delicate burrow]

Da joshu life B)

[heavy ledge]

josefumi emotes when

[delicate burrow]

[runic adder]

i would drop jojolion not even joking

[lucid locust]

How do I remove a reaction lmao

[runic adder]

we need good josefumi emotes

what quality reactions does josefumi have

[delicate burrow]

dogtor woof has been banne from the joshu comunity

[lucid locust]

[delicate burrow]

ok i kinda want this lmao

[lucid locust]

Imma ask you to remove the reaction please

[runic adder]

maybe josefumi looking out the boat

with the eyeglass thingy

[delicate burrow]

cringe joshuphobe

[minor ore]

@lucid locust I am so jealous of you rn

[runic adder]

as an alternative to

[minor ore]

Josefumi could roundabout cap me in the face and I would pay reparations to him

[minor ore]

Yes

[delicate burrow]

Steak hair lmao but pretty boy

[lucid locust]

Of what? It’s all ruined

[runic adder]

dont insult the glorious jose cut

[minor ore]

Nah g he need a barber

Josefumi is so damn attractive

[runic adder]

thats the first good one you've posted

[heavy ledge]

ok the next ones are painful so thats it

[runic adder]

damn

[heavy ledge]

josefumi shows up in 3 chapters give me a fucking break

[runic adder]

what about josefumi after the boat

hes kinda cracked

[minor ore]

Depression arc

[delicate burrow]

Josefumi needs more

[heavy ledge]

that never happened

[runic adder]

but he still has a lot of expressions

[minor ore]

Josefumi OVA

[delicate burrow]

He is so good

[runic adder]

how tf does josefumi show up in 4 chapters-ish
he deserves so many more

[heavy ledge]

because araki is a fucking troll and i hate him forever

[delicate burrow]

More josefumi and kira chapters who up 😎

[pallid void]

Is Rai the jobro?

[runic adder]

i really hope there are more josefumi chapters

[heavy ledge]

i am the jobro

[runic adder]

105 was a dose of copium with the exchange retcon

[runic adder]

sort of

[heavy ledge]

its josefumi time get tf out rai

[delicate burrow]

is the jobro rai or joshu? Idk joshu seems a little jobro?

[runic adder]

rai has had the spotlight over yasuho for the past, ehh, ~40 chapters

joshu is definitely not jobro

[minor ore]

Rai and Yasuho both are JoBros.

[pallid void]

Rai interacts more with josuke

[minor ore]

Joshu is yet to have his JoBro arc

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[runic adder]

yea lets leave it at that

yasuho is more the jobro but rai is a strong contender

imo

but i think both of them have good spotlights

especially during wou arc

[minor ore]

Joshu doesn't need a jobro
He is strong alone

Imagine

[delicate burrow]

Best JoFoe is Tooru, Jobin or Caato ||(lmao)||

[pallid void]

Joshu is cute sometimes

[sinful bramble]

There can be multiple JoBros who are about equally important (e.g: Koichi + Okuyasu, Kakyoin + Polnareff)

[minor ore]

[lucid locust]

All the time

[runic adder]

okuyasu is the jobro wayy more than koichi imo

koichi is barely there for the final arc

okuyasu was there, albeit dead for a bit

[pallid void]

Koichi is for the introduction too

[delicate burrow]

the guy who added the emoji in da joshu party is litterally this meme

[runic adder]

yes

rai is a treasure

[delicate burrow]

rai is good lmao

he's in line with the best jobros

[pallid void]

Rai is T H I C C

[delicate burrow]

yes

[minor ore]

Yes

[minor ore]

YES

[runic adder]

post damokan jjl would be so boring without rai

[pallid void]

Rai is the best character in the sbrverse

[delicate burrow]

rai thiccc

[pallid void]

U L T R A C H A D

[minor ore]

OMG

[delicate burrow]

dont @ me

this is just an example

[molten crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Kyh2s9GCU

[delicate burrow]

Yooo

[molten crane]

I made a thing

maybe

[delicate burrow]

that is very poggers

[runic adder]

new vid?

it better be joshu awakened form

[molten crane]

I might make a part 2 in the future because I did remove some stuff in order for it to not be a 20 minute video

[delicate burrow]

if you say its haruno i am going to skin you @molten crane

[runic adder]

wait its a real vid?

it better not be bait at the end of it

[molten crane]

maybe maybe

it is more genuine than my other content

[runic adder]

i see

i will check it out

[delicate burrow]

So uhh

I watched it, pretty good video

[molten crane]

tasty tasty

[delicate burrow]

I gotta be honest, legit thought you gonna bait and say it was haruno or something lmao

[molten crane]

I wanted to and it was one of my bullet points but i'd rather not make the video age too fast

[delicate burrow]

lmao

[minor ore]

guys

[delicate burrow]

everyone know that is haruno higashikata lmao

[minor ore]

i got a level 100 rotom lawn mower

that has pokerus

ight bidoof...out

[olive bobcat]

rotom mow is pretty based

[molten crane]

level 100??

[minor ore]

yeah

[molten crane]

interesting

[minor ore]

and i got a level 100 glastier

from a suprise trade

[pure charm]

No Tatoo Jew?

[olive bobcat]

that was a March thing

[pure charm]

[olive bobcat]

then i left for like 2 weeks

[pure charm]

Bro come on

[delicate burrow]

lmao yes

[pure charm]

I did the same

[delicate burrow]

rotom fan is based too lmao

[pure charm]

Huh

[molten crane]

don't think i've ever gotten this many views in 15 minutes

[minor ore]

rotom in general is based

[pure charm]

[kind owl]

@pure charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 16 !

[pure charm]

Bro I watch that guy everyday

[delicate burrow]

famous lmao

[pure charm]

I love his videos

[minor ore]

[pure charm]

Good emotes

[minor ore]

[molten crane]

same

[pure charm]

[minor ore]

[delicate burrow]

you aint from michigan if u never don this befo

kills rai

[pure charm]

That rai zeppeli video tho

[molten crane]

lmao

yeah that was really fun to make

[minor ore]

Which video

I have to check jojodoss's channel and watch everything

[molten crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkZduXOgIA

this one

[minor ore]

Thaankks

[pure charm]

Wait jojodoss this you?

[molten crane]

yes, I am Jojodoss

[pure charm]

Wanna kiss or something

[molten crane]

lmao

bettt

[runic adder]

Hello? Is this the imposter?

[molten crane]

no I am not sus

[pure charm]

Yea you're just hot

Bro I love your content

Keep it up

[molten crane]

thank you

[delicate burrow]

Yo doss

[molten crane]

yeah what

[delicate burrow]

comented on the video

Really liked it lmao

[molten crane]

i see i see

@pure charm lmao your name

[pure charm]

Jojodoss you single asking for a friend

[molten crane]

i might be

[pure charm]

[pure charm]

Say less

[molten crane]

i might

[minor ore]

NO

I ACCIDENTALLY TRADED MY GLASTIER

IM CRYIN

[olive bobcat]

tragic

[minor ore]

ITS A LEGENDARY

I NEEDED

[grizzled pilot]

jojolion

[minor ore]

FOR CALYREX

i hate jojolion

[lucid locust]

[pure charm]

Bro who likes jojolion my favorite parts are 7,5,3

[molten crane]

do you have an extra

[minor ore]

Part 5 best part tbh, peak fiction, Araki really downgraded with 6-8

[delicate burrow]

dam

[minor ore]

wait

No...

what the fuck

[delicate burrow]

🅱️ 🅰️ 🇸 🇪 🇩

[minor ore]

how is this emote from my server

and i dont even know about it

[uneven tendon]

I think peak fiction is actually Over Heaven, the Dio light novel

[olive bobcat]

yeah fr fr jojolion kinda shit, they dont even have a main villain

[uneven tendon]

We learn about his mother, and that he would fuck Enya and have her give birth to him if she was younger

[molten crane]

maybe

[pure charm]

Yea cringw

[minor ore]

Jojo lion 4 balls joshu bad doggy style 😂

[molten crane]

wait what's the "they" suppose to be

[sudden nymph]

XD

[molten crane]

nevermind

I may be stupid

[minor ore]

[uneven tendon]

Don't worry about Rai, Josuke and Yasuho will continue his legacy by having doggy style upstairs in the flash forward

[pure charm]

Bro joshu gay bad haircut

[uneven tendon]

And he's also an evil rapist

[olive bobcat]

hot

[uneven tendon]

Jobin and Daiya did nothing wrong

Joshu just exists to cause evil

[pure charm]

Caato mv guys

Confirmed

[uneven tendon]

She will kill everyone, even her kids

Because she's the main villain

[pure charm]

Joshu will kill her

[uneven tendon]

Thanks to Nut Beyond

[minor ore]

So true bestie

[sudden nymph]

Joshu and Haruno will fuse to be honest

[delicate burrow]

Caato is mv cause she has the ability to make joshuphobes cocky

[uneven tendon]

Nah, I think Joshu and Tooru will fuse

Wonder of King

[minor ore]

[delicate burrow]

"jOshU assAULtEd hIS MoM"

yeah she burried a child

[pure charm]

Joshu assaulted yasuho

[minor ore]

who's sex and why did joshu offend it 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨

[pure charm]

Wait guys I think Caato is a killer because she burry a child after killing it

[sudden nymph]

Imagine hating Joshu

[pure charm]

[minor ore]

You are wrong about the daiya part

[molten crane]

song is about Jesus too

[minor ore]

Oh wait jobin too

[sudden nymph]

He’s joking bruh

[minor ore]

Jobin just did it for the familia

He's built different

[winter spade]

That makes it ok right?

[pure charm]

If tsurugi dies the video ends

[minor ore]

Yes

[molten crane]

honestly the king of kings:he's a wonder thing makes a lot of sense ecept for the fact that the person who made it is some nobody

[pure charm]

Gappy four balls

Ngl I wouldn't hesitate to rail Mitsuba

[minor ore]

Typing "shitpost crusaders" followed by "part 8" on google images is such a good stress relief tbh

[molten crane]

what if instead you gave a her a box of chocolates

[pure charm]

Johhny sins style

[uneven tendon]

Imagine if instead of 4 balls, Josuke had 2 dicks

[pure charm]

https://youtu.be/7R1xlJyjxi4

I watcht his video everyday before going to sleep

[heavy ledge]

thats haruno

[pure charm]

I always restart the video at 1 second because I die of laughter

[molten crane]

One for Yasuho and one for Daiya 😳

[uneven tendon]

How would Haruno have 2 dicks

[pure charm]

He doesn't have balls

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

But he also shouldn't have a dick

[molten crane]

Gappy still has his dick, so Haruno still has it

[pure charm]

He can't pee because the pee is stored in the balls

[uneven tendon]

Because Kira still had his dick on his corpse, and Josefumi's dick now belongs to Josuke

[pure charm]

The dick is just for cum

[minor ore]

[delicate burrow]

haruno pee's throgh his mouth

change my mind

[minor ore]

[pure charm]

Where does he store the pee to go into the mouth?

[delicate burrow]

ok jobin

[pure charm]

Lungs full of pee coming soon

[delicate burrow]

||his cheeks||

upper ones

[pure charm]

Then how does he consume food

If he stores the pee in the cheeks

[delicate burrow]

yes

[uneven tendon]

One of the most heartbreaking scenes in Jojolion

[heavy ledge]

well then he has one dick but its double sized

[pure charm]

@minor ore this is us

[uneven tendon]

Family isn't the same anymore

And Jobin and Norisuke are also possibly dead

[pure charm]

Jobin alive

[molten crane]

Daiya's design change is probably the one people talk about the least

[delicate burrow]

haruno has died of mouth cancer beacause he didnt store his pee right

||and the others got calamity lmao||

[manic lark]

not only kei got erased, but also haruno, cringe

[uneven tendon]

I thought I was the only one who noticed it

[pure charm]

I also noticed

[uneven tendon]

Even the way Araki draws her hat is inconsistent, there are times where she doesn't even have the bear ears

[pure charm]

Just a normal hat

[uneven tendon]

Immediately after that

[pure charm]

Or a condom for a head

[minor ore]

Ass face

[pure charm]

Maybe the ears are more down

Like more up front then behind

[sudden nymph]

Probably because people talk about how horrible she is instead

[uneven tendon]

Haruno was so cute, why people don't remember his cuteness

[molten crane]

maybe

[minor ore]

It's weird...why does haruno's picture look exactly like kira's??? HMMM

[pure charm]

Bro I swear

[uneven tendon]

Also, how likely do you think it is that after Josuke gets back in the estate, he will tell Yasuho ''I love you''?

[teal brook]

at least approximately a 10 billion % chance

[minor ore]

^^

[teal brook]

indubitably 🧐

[minor ore]

indubitably 🧐

[pure charm]

Huh

[pure charm]

If that's the case I'm crying

For sure

[uneven tendon]

Why you don't think it's likely?

[minor ore]

He says it is likely

[teal brook]

bruh

[minor ore]

Lmao

[teal brook]

you asked how likely it was and I responded with a high chance 🗿

[uneven tendon]

Oh

[minor ore]

Greeny are you up to date with jjl?

[teal brook]

yeeee 😎

x2

[pure charm]

[uneven tendon]

[minor ore]

[teal brook]

lmao

[pure charm]

[uneven tendon]

Me when Joshuphobes

[dire furnace]

me

[minor ore]

Tooruphobic

[teal brook]

don't be silly, you're tooruphobic

[dire furnace]

yeah

i hate Tooru

even Diavolo is a better MV than Tooru

[teal brook]

Liam may not be your best friend 🗿

[pure charm]

What them fingers do tho

[dire furnace]

kill Tooru

[pure charm]

Yessir Caato mv

[minor ore]

You better be trolling

[dire furnace]

even Kars is a better MV than Tooru

[minor ore]

Diavolo is the worst MV

[pure charm]

Totally

Caato mv what are you saying tooru not even mv

Smh

[teal brook]

lmao

[uneven tendon]

[pure charm]

[dire furnace]

Caato fuses with Tooru and gets big booba and pp and kills Josuke

[uneven tendon]

Also, here's a very controversial statement

[teal brook]

lmao

uh oh

here it comes

[uneven tendon]

After the New Locacaca is used, time to genocide the rock humans

[minor ore]

[dire furnace]

rock humans bad

pillar men good

[minor ore]

Actually.....

Maybe

[pure charm]

Nope

[sudden nymph]

I actually really prefer rock humans to pillar men

[uneven tendon]

Same

[pure charm]

Same

[minor ore]

Idk can't choose

[white pasture]

I prefer rock humans because of the pinnacle of beauty that is tamaki damo and poor tom

[uneven tendon]

But you also differentiate between Tooru's and head doctor's personality, despite them having the same personality

[sudden nymph]

What about wu

[uneven tendon]

So...

[dire furnace]

Head Doctor > Tooru

[uneven tendon]

They are the same person

Argument doesn't work

[dire furnace]

Tooru isn't a stand

[uneven tendon]

But his Stand does reflect his personality

[sudden nymph]

I agree that they are the same person I’m just saying it doesn’t always feel like it

[uneven tendon]

So if you like the head doctor's personality, you like Tooru's

[dire furnace]

Toorus personality is an old man

i hate him

[uneven tendon]

Shit take

[dire furnace]

shit villain

[sudden nymph]

Another reason I like head doctor better is because he is way more threatening than Tooru

And also I never said I didn’t like Tooru

[uneven tendon]

But a lot of his threatening behavior comes, again, from Tooru

Without Tooru, the Stand just sits in a corner

[sudden nymph]

Tooru isn’t threatening imo

His ability is

[dire furnace]

Tooru is a child

[uneven tendon]

How

[dire furnace]

a piss baby

[delicate burrow]

you talk a lot of big game

[minor ore]

Isint Tooru practically an old man?
Like physically he is young but he has lived for quite a long time

[dire furnace]

he wears teddy bears on his clothes hes a literal toddler

[sudden nymph]

Again I never said I hated Tooru I just like Head doctor better

[delicate burrow]

he kinda is tho

That is his thing

[minor ore]

Gotta be one of the best manga covers,and only on the first chapter

[sudden nymph]

That is a matter of opinion

[pure charm]

Yessir

[delicate burrow]

He seems cute and nice but he does get scary in the later parts

[minor ore]

:/

[sudden nymph]

Not really imo

[pure charm]

Facts no cope

[molten crane]

yes

[dire furnace]

WoU is a cool stand tho

no cap

Tooru just sucks

[delicate burrow]

he does get scary

[dire furnace]

Tooru got bodied by a bubble and a phone

[pure charm]

Atleast he got to smash yasuho's cute ass

[minor ore]

:/

[dire furnace]

OOOH HES EATING A FRUIT SCAARRY

[sudden nymph]

Eh it’s semi threatening but it’s his only threatening moment imo

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

but he kinda fine tho

[dire furnace]

hes an eboy

[delicate burrow]

Tooru hair nice

[dire furnace]

a tiktokker

[delicate burrow]

dont you dare

[dire furnace]

he does fortnite dances

[delicate burrow]

ok i can kinda see that lmao

[dire furnace]

he has a youtube channel with 400 subs where he posts CoD clips with edgy music over it

[delicate burrow]

Tooru challenge!!!! try to murder your ex lmaooooo

[sudden nymph]

Tooru skin in fortnite

[delicate burrow]

||(tooru is best mv ngl)|| caato sux

[sudden nymph]

I like funny valentine a lot better

[dire furnace]

DIO >>> Tooru

[delicate burrow]

no

[dire furnace]

look at him

an actual god

[delicate burrow]

Tooru > Dio

cause dio overrated

[dire furnace]

DIO >>>>>> Tooru

[delicate burrow]

but dio good

[dire furnace]

DIO is iconic

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[delicate burrow]

he has za warldo

Tooru is better than dio cause dio is just... Stealing villan.

[dire furnace]

Tooru copied DIOs catchphrase and made it his Stand power

[delicate burrow]

my order is

FV = T > Pucci> Diavolo> Dio > Kars

[near cedar]

stealing villain?

[dire furnace]

Kira
DIO
Valentine
Tooru
Kars
Dio
Diavolo

[minor ore]

Copies catchphrases? I haven't seen tooru scream the world yet

[near cedar]

Kira has been disrespectd

[delicate burrow]

kira isnt there cause hes too good lmao

Hand man

[near cedar]

He's like

[dire furnace]

" oh ? you're approaching me ? "

[near cedar]

Above Diavolo for me

[minor ore]

Not really lol

[dire furnace]

but he used pursue cause hes a little bitch

[near cedar]

And Diavolo is at the bottom of my villain list

[delicate burrow]

I agree

[dire furnace]

couldnt even get it right

[molten crane]

Funny > Tooru > Part 1 Dio > Pucci > Kira > Part 3 Dio > Diavolo > Kars

[dire furnace]

Diavolo sucks

[near cedar]

You may want to disagree

[sudden nymph]

All main villains ranked imo
Valentine
Kira
Pucci
Tooru
DIO
Kars
Dio part 1
Diavolo

[delicate burrow]

nah kira way too good

[molten crane]

eh i didn't like him that much

[near cedar]

I like both Kars and DIO/Dio more then Kira

[delicate burrow]

Ok

great

[dire furnace]

Kira is just a dude thats why hes great. he just chills. vibes , even.

[delicate burrow]

tooru too lmao

[sudden nymph]

Ew part 1 Dio isn’t that good

[delicate burrow]

yeah

[near cedar]

He is great

[delicate burrow]

kinda meh

[near cedar]

Love him to death

[dire furnace]

part 1 Dio is alright

[minor ore]

This imo
Kira
Pucci
Tooru
Valentine
Kars
DIO
Diavolo/Doppio
Dio Brando

[delicate burrow]

he is kinda cliche anime villain tho?

[minor ore]

Sorry eriksonn

[near cedar]

Doppio isn't a main villain

[minor ore]

Yeah

[dire furnace]

shadow DIO and part 6 DIO is amazing

[delicate burrow]

He said Diavolo/Doppio? I mean they are the same person

And Dia is mv

[dire furnace]

i like High DIO too when he starts to lose his mind because hes genuinely scary

[near cedar]

Well yes but also no

[delicate burrow]

Yea but they still share body. Buuuuuut doppio died lmao

[minor ore]

Ok but if doppio wasnt with diavolo i would probably not even put them on the list lol

[dire furnace]

imagine walking alone at night and this thing approaches you

[minor ore]

Put diavolo below dio

[near cedar]

DIO, High DIO, Shadow DIO and part 6 DIO are all parts of the same guy

[dire furnace]

ik

[near cedar]

So?

[delicate burrow]

dio is good but overrated. He's kinda the face of jojo in popularity ranks

[dire furnace]

im saying i like certain aspects of DIO more than others

[minor ore]

Who is a cliche anime villain?

[sudden nymph]

Funny valentine does the best job at being threatening without being over the top imo

[near cedar]

Dio part 1

[dire furnace]

since hes like a different man to different people

[delicate burrow]

part 1 dio

[minor ore]

Ah

[dire furnace]

cause hes a manipulative ass

[delicate burrow]

Hes good at introducing the series

but tbh DIO is mehhh

[dire furnace]

DIO is the Cell of JoJos

[delicate burrow]

Dio brando is 10x better

[minor ore]

Imagine talking about dio in jojolion chat

[teal brook]

🗿

[delicate burrow]

B)

[near cedar]

I don't get it

[teal brook]

everyone knows about him ig?

I'm not sure either

[delicate burrow]

hes the mitocondria lmaoooo

Hes the powerhouse of the cell

[near cedar]

?

[minor ore]

Omg
That reference

[dire furnace]

popular and the most iconic fight of the series. basically what everyone thinks of when they think of either series

[near cedar]

People think of Cell when they think about DBZ???????

[dire furnace]

yeah

[near cedar]

No wonder i don't get it

[dire furnace]

the Gohan fight

[delicate burrow]

Yeah, jojo without dio isnt jojo

its

jojo but worse

[near cedar]

When i think of DBZ i think of best lizard boy

[delicate burrow]

Yes

[dire furnace]

Freeza is dope

[delicate burrow]

Cell is good but freeza is too iconic

[molten crane]

yeah when it comes to DBZ villains I think of Freeza first

[delicate burrow]

lmao its not with an i lmaoooo

stupid i am

lmao its not with an i lmaoooo

[molten crane]

i see

[delicate burrow]

Sorry if i seemed pretencious

i was talking about myself lmao

[dire furnace]

it is but it also isn't

you're fine spelling it either way

its like saying saiyan or saiya-jin

[delicate burrow]

Idk?

Google says its Freeza

[molten crane]

let's go

[delicate burrow]

and i wont contradict fucking google

[delicate burrow]

YOOO

[hard meteor]

Nice

[dire furnace]

FLASHBACK MAN

the beauty of Haruno Higashikata when

[molten crane]

yes the legend himself

[molten crane]

I already made a haruno video

[delicate burrow]

he did tho?

[molten crane]

I just called it "Haruno Higashikata"

because "the beauty of" is kinda Meti's thing

[delicate burrow]

I guess jojodoss did spark some of the talk about haruno

[molten crane]

i probably did

[dire furnace]

I SEEN THAT ON TWITTER

[delicate burrow]

I said yesterday that i saw some random spanish channel talking about haruno

[dire furnace]

jojodoss best jojotuber

[molten crane]

one of my friends who didn't care about Haruno absolutely hated me because he thinks I made the Haruno joke way more popular than it should've been

[olive bobcat]

based jojodoss

[molten crane]

best?? damn

[winter spade]

Yeah jojolion has a surprisingly large Spanish community

[delicate burrow]

Yeah

[molten crane]

yeah I see spnaish video everywhere

[delicate burrow]

I def know that guys heard haruno from one of ur vids or twitter lmao

[molten crane]

I mean besides like 1 4chan and reddit post that's kind of it

[dire furnace]

my twitter tl was just all Haruno at one point

[delicate burrow]

lmaoo

[molten crane]

same

[dusty kindle]

hello jojolion chat

[uneven tendon]

If you had to change the gender of a Jojolion character, who would it be?

[dusty kindle]

uhhh

idk female joshu

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor ore]

Isint Tooru practically an old man?
Like physically he is young but he has lived for quite a long time

[uneven tendon]

I'd say it's most likely he's middle aged than old

[olive bobcat]

i mean, we dont really know much apart from being at least 35

or smth around that

[minor ore]

Damn

[white pasture]

Old

[minor ore]

Hes 89

Trust me

Tooru is 89

That's the reveal

"Oh the head doctor isn't 89, Tooru is"

Watch it be that

[white pasture]

imagine shakedown road isnt even a stand

and its just a lingering calamity than u can use

[minor ore]

Lmao

[white pasture]

so tooru actually killed johnny 😱

[minor ore]

[molten crane]

if we find out he actually killed Johnny then i'm going to #Toorumainvillain team

[minor ore]

Wait

You're not tooru main villain team?

I mean

Doesn't even need a team

Cause it's fact

[modern sable]

I like your profile pic.

[viral sable]

who else would be main villain 💀

[molten crane]

I'm on #TeamFlashbackMan

[minor ore]

Imagine thinking that Kaato is the Main Villain smh

[modern sable]

Nope.

Whoever thinks Kaato is the main villain is a clown.

[minor ore]

Yeah, I agree

[molten crane]

atleast let be Jobin, but kaato???

[runic adder]

im a karera mv fan

[viral sable]

there is no way there could be another main villain tbh

[molten crane]

good choice good choice but I think she's just gonna be an epilogue character

[viral sable]

tooru is too connected with everything plus the amount of time spent on the head doctor arx

arc*

[minor ore]

Most MV “””theories”””” are so stupid though

[modern sable]

How was Johnny killed by that boulder?

I mean where did it come from?

[viral sable]

because it was heavy

[runic adder]

he might not have died to a boulder, the story is a rumor after all

who would have actually been there to witness it all

and the boulder crushed his head cuz of les fueilles btw

[viral sable]

i assumed the boulder was a cover up?

[minor ore]

Like “X character hasn’t shown up in a while, even though there was a bit of a focus on them in the beginning, so they’re the Main Villain”

[modern sable]

Where did the boulder come from?

[white pasture]

tooru got solidified as MV when head doctor at rai funeral and his stand got revealed to have the ability to control the laws of fucking logic

[kind owl]

@white pasture, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

[runic adder]

we dont know

the boulder is shady

considering its a story about rock humans

[viral sable]

boulder mv?

[runic adder]

its possible tbh

[white pasture]

isnt boulder from les feuilles or whatever

[runic adder]

yea but again, things are sketchy