jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Welcome to the club, Joshu appreciator

[summer nova]

this moment made jojolion my favourite part honestly

it was so beautiful

[minor ore]

Like he has the light brown hair on the sides and shit

[delicate burrow]

joshu is the hottest being in the planet

[minor ore]

Yes

[rocky charm]

I prefer Josuke's hair

[molten crane]

hmm

[minor ore]

Josuke-

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS REVIVED

LETS GOO

I must finish reading chapter one

[delicate burrow]

At least there are actual intelectuals here instead of cringe joshu haters

[minor ore]

brb

[uneven tendon]

Honestly, we should convince Araki to canonize Haruno

[runic adder]

Nice

[minor ore]

Ima invite lucas as well

[olive bobcat]

josuke is kind of boring tbh

[runic adder]

Wait he wasn’t named josuke at the time

[uneven tendon]

No

[dire furnace]

Haruno is canon

[hard meteor]

no he isnt

[uneven tendon]

Josuke is the exact opposite of boring

[delicate burrow]

josuke has bubble

[minor ore]

Okay personification of deus x machina

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/837391090146869248/E0GWlN6VUAIZ5ux.png

[runic adder]

That’s just an opinion

[golden latch]

Lol, hold on, is this the youtuber?

[rocky charm]

Haruno is Diego's Great Great grandson and will be the twist main villain

[dire furnace]

Josukes 4 testies acted like dragonballs and brought him back to life

[olive bobcat]

nah its facts
josuke isnt that well written

[delicate burrow]

I wonder why so many people come here to say inflamatory stuff and get into arguments

like

josuke is good

joshu is epic

done

[hard meteor]

you almost got me table

[olive bobcat]

dammit

[runic adder]

Holy shit

It’s table

You sneaky bastard

[sonic quiver]

like saying iggy is good

[minor ore]

Joshu..

[hard meteor]

ngl that was smart lol

[minor ore]

Pushed

[delicate burrow]

iggy

[minor ore]

Yashuo

[olive bobcat]

ok this pfp is making me nauseous now

[delicate burrow]

YO TABLE

[minor ore]

YOUR PFP IS LITERALLY GIORNO

I THINK YOU CANT TALK ABOUT WELL WRITTEN

[runic adder]

Dude he’s baiting

[hard meteor]

hes just joking

[runic adder]

Table doesn’t actually like giorno

[olive bobcat]

🎣

[minor ore]

Ik

[hard meteor]

ye hes one of the based manga chads

[molten crane]

yeah I am

[minor ore]

It was obvious it was table but I just had to say that

[delicate burrow]

You know people with some shit name and a lazy pfp are going to say shit like joshu isnt the best character in manga history

[olive bobcat]

indeed

[delicate burrow]

You gotta be S M A R T

[olive bobcat]

gotta improve my troll game for next time

[minor ore]

I kinda feel weird about saying joshu is hot cuz my brothers name is JOSHUa

[delicate burrow]

then we cant get another Dio Brando Milf Hunter case

[molten crane]

lmao

ouch

[runic adder]

Troll as some random ass character from part 1

Say that only that character is good

Then say every other character is shit

[minor ore]

Lucy is 100% my girlfriend tho

[delicate burrow]

nah too obvious

[olive bobcat]

Plant supremacy 💪

[minor ore]

So yashuo

Can't stop that

[sudden nymph]

Doobie best character

[dire furnace]

Haruno is peak fiction

[runic adder]

Poco the real GOAT of part 1

[delicate burrow]

Try to troll the part 5 stans tho

they are the most stupid

[olive bobcat]

that aint trolling, thatd be sincere :)

[rocky charm]

[minor ore]

ALL OF TEAM BUCCIARATI ARE SHIT

TRISH IS SHIT

EVERYONE IN PART 5 IS SHIT

[hard meteor]

ay chill

fugos good

[dire furnace]

Mista is alright

[hard meteor]

bruno was pretty good too

[sudden nymph]

@elfin tangle trollface

[minor ore]

DIAVOLO IS SO HORRIBLY WRITTEN

ITS RIDICULOUS

Doppio peak fiction

[delicate burrow]

Doppio moment

[runic adder]

Oh no you’ve summoned part 5 fans

[delicate burrow]

[runic adder]

Prepare for this channel to be swarmed

[minor ore]

Doppio should've been the MV tbh

NOT TO MENTION DOPPIO IS WASTED POTENTIAL

[runic adder]

Naming a fake character haruno will do this to a channel

[delicate burrow]

nah its fine

[minor ore]

AND GIORNO IS TOO OP

[olive bobcat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TeamUSA-team-usa-olympics-throwback-throwbacks-dyjuW9MUZSP5Inz6XT

[minor ore]

LUCKILY TUSK ACT 4 EXISTS

[olive bobcat]

lis rn

[minor ore]

[dire furnace]

WoU beats GER

[minor ore]

THE ENEMIES ARE SHIT THEY BARELY AFFECT THE STORY

[delicate burrow]

Ok but wth is happening in vento aureo

tf

[minor ore]

LMFAO

Tonight I need your body

[runic adder]

Every time I close my eyes

[minor ore]

(I need your bodyyy~~)

[heavy ledge]

do you have to communicate through muda muda in vento aureo?

[delicate burrow]

Imagine if this is what plays after Bruno turns into a doughnut

[uneven tendon]

WoU can't beat GER, but it is better than it in almost every way

[dire furnace]

ok but Diavolo wasnt actually human right ??

[uneven tendon]

Personality, design, drip

[rocky charm]

What about Carne

[dire furnace]

like his soul was literally King Crimson

[ornate phoenix]

haruno is driving me to insanity

[kind owl]

@ornate phoenix, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[rocky charm]

Diavolo is unexplained

[uneven tendon]

He was a human, despite the fact that he was born after a 2 years long pregnancy with no father

[dire furnace]

i dont think he was human

[rocky charm]

There is a slight possibility he was the literal antichrist, son of the Devil

[dire furnace]

yeah

i think he was an antichrist

[rocky charm]

It'll never be explained, though

[rocky charm]

He's just one of those weird, fucked-up things that happened.

[minor ore]

He kinds thicc tho-

[hard meteor]

definitely something supernatural about him

[uneven tendon]

Poor Joshu

[dire furnace]

because no human body is gonna survive increasing and decreasing its size rapidly like that

[rocky charm]

Where is his buttcrack

He only has one cheek

[minor ore]

I guess the joestar family genes to flow in him

[dire furnace]

also getting younger

[minor ore]

Whoever he is

[uneven tendon]

I think Diavolo's backstory is kind of like the Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan mysteries

[dire furnace]

he's weird

[delicate burrow]

The only character that i consider thick is Rai

like

DAM

[rocky charm]

TSKR confirms the existence of a Pantheon of Gods

So

[dire furnace]

Rai got cake

[hard meteor]

hato and rai cacked 🥴

[dire furnace]

an absolute wagon

[delicate burrow]

Rai is the whole bakery

[runic adder]

Exchanged for his 4 balls

[minor ore]

Wtf-

[dire furnace]

OH

[runic adder]

[dire furnace]

bubble

[runic adder]

bubble

[olive bobcat]

bobble

[uneven tendon]

Poor Joshu, tries to save his girl and gets his ass kicked for it

[hard meteor]

bubble

[olive bobcat]

hehe

[uneven tendon]

But at least he never kept moving forward

[minor ore]

DID HIS EYES POP

[runic adder]

[olive bobcat]

youll see

[runic adder]

No more eyes

[delicate burrow]

rai thicc

[minor ore]

I like this JoJo already

[runic adder]

rai

[runic adder]

He’s pretty great

[dire furnace]

a naked man attacks your friend youve known for years and when you go to defend them you're suddenly the bad guy 🙄🙄

[uneven tendon]

I'd recommend you to either screenshot only a part of the screen or just download the page and send it

[olive bobcat]

he is definitely not boring lmao

[uneven tendon]

Joshuphobe logic

[rocky charm]

Oh right you're new here you just finished Part 7

[golden latch]

Oh lol, cuz I mentioned I saw your video and then just ignored it. Nice to see you here

[rocky charm]

You're in for a wild ride

[uneven tendon]

*A Haruno ride

[dire furnace]

HARUNO

[minor ore]

Part 8 is a really fun part imo

[dire furnace]

HARUNOOO

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/za-hando-okuyasu-nijimura-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-laughing-emoji-gif-15525426

[delicate burrow]

@minor ore I gotta warn you something buddy

[minor ore]

OMGGG

[dire furnace]

I LOVE HIM

[minor ore]

stands are great
characters are great

also

[molten crane]

i see i see

[minor ore]

Joshu Higashikata

[delicate burrow]

Part 8 really changes a man after reading it

[heavy ledge]

joshu is love

joshu is life

[minor ore]

four :Weary: reactions in four seconds

i love this community

[minor ore]

Ikr I'm even more gay now then when I started

[runic adder]

The joshu circlejerk stays strong 💪

[dire furnace]

part 8 made me straight

[heavy ledge]

i went from boring unproductive person to extreme depressed gayness

[runic adder]

There is an even more attractive man in part 8

[heavy ledge]

thanks jojolion

[runic adder]

Two of them actually

[delicate burrow]

If you think shit cant get weirder in jojo. Then dont read it and read some normie stuff like pokemon

[dire furnace]

Tooru made me straight

[runic adder]

equivalent exchange

[minor ore]

Joshu and And ???

[runic adder]

Rai and tooru

[delicate burrow]

Joshu and damo B)

[runic adder]

And damo

[delicate burrow]

damo hot

[runic adder]

Damo is drippy af

[minor ore]

damo

[heavy ledge]

damo deserves the most painful death

[delicate burrow]

big sexy

[olive bobcat]

tremendous sexy

[minor ore]

Joshu circlejerk is one of the most prominent circlejerks i've ever seen in a community

circlejerk?

Everything is pure and absolute

[delicate burrow]

People like joshu

not even ironic

He is just that good

[runic adder]

Same

[hard meteor]

indeed

[uneven tendon]

That implies you can't do anything

When you're one of the best artists ever

💪

[heavy ledge]

if im so great why am i poor

[delicate burrow]

Ok am i strait if i wanna date joshu, tooru, damo, rai and josuke?

[uneven tendon]

Don't worry, Van Gogh was also poor

But he eventually got the recognition he deserved

[runic adder]

Are you a guy?

[heavy ledge]

do you think people will appreciate me when i die?

[dire furnace]

id jerk Joshu

[delicate burrow]

what do you think?

[dire furnace]

wait i read the text wrong

nvm

[uneven tendon]

I think that unlike Van Gogh, people will appreciate you while you still live

[minor ore]

4 balls-,-

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-nosebleed-gif-9411114

[dire furnace]

Haruno has 0 balls he can't piss

[heavy ledge]

only joshu would appreciate me while im alive

[delicate burrow]

HE can but that would be his mouth

[dire furnace]

epic

[minor ore]

2 people that look lik mysterious uy

guy

...

kira lookalike

that i still think is au kira??

[delicate burrow]

Idea- We should make a video of ironic reading of Jojolion, That would be fun.

[heavy ledge]

what au kira and what is an ironic reading

[delicate burrow]

Read in wACkY vOICe

and au kira is kira but sailor

[minor ore]

i-

so i was correct

[delicate burrow]

i-

[minor ore]

again...

[delicate burrow]

so i was correct

[minor ore]

tf?

[delicate burrow]

the rokakaka is mine lmao

mine

[minor ore]

okay ima go now

[delicate burrow]

Ok bye

[molten crane]

cya

[minor ore]

its good my theory was correct

but im only 2 chapters in and someone already told me kira exists..

[olive bobcat]

roka

[heavy ledge]

kira exists in chapter 3

[minor ore]

.-.

[hard meteor]

epic fruit

[heavy ledge]

just read it

[molten crane]

yeah

[heavy ledge]

we dont even know if you read jjl you will get spoiled here

[minor ore]

intense sighhh

[heavy ledge]

we are all caught up here give us a break

[rocky charm]

This channel is a bit more shitpost-y than SBR

[heavy ledge]

xd

[winter spade]

Just a bit more

[rocky charm]

In SBR it's just a bunch of people talking about napkins

But here we meme every arc for 89 years

[runic adder]

What theory?

[winter spade]

What a bunch of weirdos

Bidoof predicted the AU Diego with the world twist

[delicate burrow]

Yeah but come on, Jojolion has some of the best humor in jjba

[minor ore]

i said kira was that haruno dude

[runic adder]

Ohh

Well, kinda

But not really

[minor ore]

goose already spoiled it for me

[runic adder]

Yea ik

[delicate burrow]

Hey the man asked a question

[junior coral]

Come on

Already fucking spoiled

[delicate burrow]

but i should have spoilered it tho

[junior coral]

Bidoof seriously why do you come into these chats if you don't want to be spoiled

[rocky charm]

Don't say that in front of Gyro fans

[delicate burrow]

how can gyro beat that

HOW

[junior coral]

Joshu is funny

[hard meteor]

He’s so modest

[rocky charm]

Joshu is hilarious

[minor ore]

idfk maybe cuz im a dumbass?

[hard meteor]

Doesn’t even believe or consider himself the one true god

[minor ore]

joshu is best boi

[junior coral]

don't call yourself a dumbass just stop going into the spoiler channels

[minor ore]

k...

[heavy ledge]

go read kira shows up in chapter 3

[minor ore]

but also

[hard meteor]

Joshu is the funniest and best written character in the entire series

[junior coral]

cap

[minor ore]

where has jan been

[heavy ledge]

he saves josuke from being impaled

[hard meteor]

No cap

[rocky charm]

He can't discuss Jojolion outside of this chat and #jojo-overall-discussion

[delicate burrow]

Most joshu haters have never read Jojolion and just base him of the shuckmeister videos about him

[kind owl]

@delicate burrow, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

[delicate burrow]

epoch

[rocky charm]

If he wants to share his thoughts on Jojolion while reading, he has to come here.

[junior coral]

right

but they've gotten spoiled already and they've been here for like five seconds

[delicate burrow]

Not really, and i was answering a question

[junior coral]

shush

[minor ore]

ive been here for an hour-

[delicate burrow]

Sorry bidoof

[minor ore]

nah its fine ill get over it

[junior coral]

if someone asks a question you should assume they're not caught up

it's courtesy to ask if they are or not before you answer

[delicate burrow]

Uhh i wasnt talking to bidoof

[junior coral]

Oh well either way

eh

that's not that bad of a spoiler anyway

Goose you're off the hook

[delicate burrow]

well that is great

[junior coral]

you should do this thing someone else is doing and only read pings while you're in this channel

[minor ore]

green you didnt have to- i was fine

[elfin tangle]

Cope.

[junior coral]

that way you avoid getting spoiled and you can still share your thoughts

[minor ore]

trish is best girl

soooo

how do i do that

[delicate burrow]

Well, most jojolion fans have already caught up with the manga tho?

I mean

Its not our fault

[junior coral]

just ignore any message in this channel unless it's a ping

[elfin tangle]

[junior coral]

I know it's not

I'm not saying it's your fault

it's the person who's not caught up's fault

[minor ore]

ye

[junior coral]

they should know that there are spoilers here

[minor ore]

its meh fault

[junior coral]

what chapter are you on

[minor ore]

2...

[junior coral]

looool

[minor ore]

i just finished sbr

BUT I ALSO CALLED THE DIEGO AND ZA WAURDO theory

[junior coral]

JoJolion best part

[delicate burrow]

YEs

[junior coral]

You don't want it spoiled for you

[heavy ledge]

how on earth were we going to know they have just started jojolion if we are all talking about something else and they seem to be blending in with the convo

[junior coral]

It's not anybody's fault except the person not caught up

this goes for in general as well

no offense bidoof

[minor ore]

none taken

[heavy ledge]

just go read chapter 3 and come back

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yokai-watch-kyubi-dance-kyubi-holding-gun-dance-gif-19600278

[delicate burrow]

oh wow yo kai watch

[minor ore]

wrong gif-

[delicate burrow]

noice

[minor ore]

ye they just localized ykw 4 names soo

[delicate burrow]

Poggers

[minor ore]

ima try to get my dad into jojo

how old is yashuo

[hazy snow]

ur just as bad as the part 5 simp tbh

[runic adder]

19

[olive bobcat]

19

[hazy snow]

only a direct contrast

[minor ore]

oh

[delicate burrow]

thankfully

[hazy snow]

in topic

[minor ore]

i was trolling....

[delicate burrow]

Also @hazy snow He was trollin

[hazy snow]

oh that's better

i have seen some ppl unironically have that level of stupidity tho

aformentioned part 5 simp

[delicate burrow]

like hating on joshu lmao

[hazy snow]

he still has that yee yee ass haircut

[delicate burrow]

yea but he did teach johnny the spin

[olive bobcat]

the most recent part 5 simp was me baiting

[hazy snow]

Johnny?

[delicate burrow]

yes

[junior coral]

Guys what if Haruno and Josuke use the Locacaca to switch back their parts to form Kira and Josefumi again

[ripe marlin]

I'm very glad that in under 24 hours the amount of times "Haruno Higashikata" has been mentioned has gone up more than 6 times

[hazy snow]

2 weeks ago?

[ripe marlin]

like 6x the amount yesterday

[olive bobcat]

nah like, 30 mins ago

[hazy snow]

mostly just a guy who thought haruno was haruno shiobana

[heavy ledge]

id be happy and sad

[delicate burrow]

haruno is actually joske's brother.

HARUNO = JOSKE BROTHER

boom

[ripe marlin]

yeah

[delicate burrow]

Game theory

[ripe marlin]

haruno getting his 2 balls back

[delicate burrow]

but how he be pissin tho 👀

Through the mouth lmao :O

[ripe marlin]

with his pisser

[runic adder]

he has a piss bag on him at all times

since he cannot naturally store pee since he has no balls

[delicate burrow]

he caries the PISS BAG in his purse

[minor ore]

the boner tho

I FOUND AN EASTER EGG

Look at the initials of the hat

[delicate burrow]

RbS?

[minor ore]

Put it upside down

[delicate burrow]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SBR

[minor ore]

Yup

[delicate burrow]

there is a nice reference to jotaro's hat in the start tho

[minor ore]

Chapter 1?

[delicate burrow]

not rly

[hard meteor]

No

You’ll see shortly

[heavy ledge]

rbs lets go

[minor ore]

she doesnt see the bubbles

but she sees it on her phone...

is her phone a stand...

[heavy ledge]

you see the bubbles too

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dbs-hit-jiren-gif-9951493

[heavy ledge]

you are a stand user

[minor ore]

poor joshu...

[uneven tendon]

I'd be very sad, Josuke's development would be ruined and Josefumi would just go back to his shitty life

[delicate burrow]

||Should you write Wonder of U like this "WoU" or like "WOU"?|| spoiler for my boi bidoof who cant see them

[olive bobcat]

i do lowercase

[gritty mauve]

i swear araki be thinkin of part 9

[molten crane]

||WoU [FIILLERTEXTFIILLERTEXTFIILLERTEXT]||

[gritty mauve]

the amount of references

[delicate burrow]

Great

but there is another way to spell it

👀

[gritty mauve]

||Did u just try to approach me?||

[delicate burrow]

||wOu||

[heavy ledge]

he wont have a shitty life no more bc he would be with his loving boyfriend

[molten crane]

||trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee||

[gritty mauve]

but part 8 killer queen

[delicate burrow]

this is the chad way to spell

[gritty mauve]

we lose gappy

but gain killer drip part 8

[minor ore]

yo hes touching his dick in public..

[heavy ledge]

they can always adopt a baby

[minor ore]

the internet has been very...busy

[heavy ledge]

..or make one

[gritty mauve]

make a rokaka that goes through the logic of stands

and bring back kq

[uneven tendon]

Joshu Higashikata?

[delicate burrow]

josuke is such a chad he's willing to touch his peepee in the city

dam

[gritty mauve]

his bubbles can rip through the fabric of fiction

and allow araki to make part 9

[heavy ledge]

jesus christ no

[minor ore]

ahhh girls tits

[heavy ledge]

😮

[delicate burrow]

jojolion is too risky -_-

at least we have jesus innit

[minor ore]

finger nails

...

[delicate burrow]

FINGOR

[minor ore]

wtf

is he raping women

[delicate burrow]

who

OOOH

uhh

just read it

[runic adder]

its nice to see new people reading jjl

bidoofs comments are fun to read

[olive bobcat]

yeah :)

[delicate burrow]

Its funny

[heavy ledge]

he should be live streaming

[delicate burrow]

but cute in a way :)

[delicate burrow]

Yeah ngl that sounds cool

[heavy ledge]

go live on twitch we wanna read too

[delicate burrow]

Mayb?

I wanna see it too

[runic adder]

yea @minor ore would you be up to stream your reaction to chapters?

if you dont want to ya dont have to lol

[oblique brook]

[heavy ledge]

[runic adder]

what? i like seeing peoples reactions to parts

especially jojo

[oblique brook]

the emoji means nothing

as you observe the other part disscusions you will clearly see the mitacondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[delicate burrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/450830310284984320/772570676686487582/image0.gif

goose

[runic adder]

false, hamon is the powerhouse of energy

[oblique brook]

aaaa but of course.

[delicate burrow]

the mitacondria is the powerhouse of the*** CALAMIDAD LMAO***

[minor ore]

THIS GUYS STAND LOOKS BAD ASS

[delicate burrow]

who

[runic adder]

who?

the jojo?

[delicate burrow]

Fun fun fun prob?

[minor ore]

The guy thats obviously not kira

[runic adder]

oh so jojo

idk if they've revealed his name yet

so i will just say jojo

[delicate burrow]

Ooh

U talkin bout S&W

[runic adder]

ooh yea

[delicate burrow]

Softo ando Wetto

[runic adder]

s&w is a fantastic stand design

only rivaled by wou tbh

[delicate burrow]

👍 yes

WoU best stand ngl

[runic adder]

yea its top tier stand

both in design, drip, and power

if only kira had wonder of u, would have ended part 4 so quickly

[delicate burrow]

At least tooru has it

[runic adder]

well, sort of applies to all jojo villains but kira was just tryna live his life

[olive bobcat]

several teenagers get fucking murdered by random objects

part 4 fin

[delicate burrow]

Scoby Doo?

[runic adder]

yep

[minor ore]

yup thats kira

his house has a picture of the mona lisa

so i can only assume

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

Also they have hands on display near the Mona lisa

[runic adder]

yep

hehe

you're about to reach the funny part

[minor ore]

Funny thing is that the hands are pointing upwards like the morioh warriors in part 4

[runic adder]

you'll know what i mean when you see it

[runic adder]

haha nice

didnt know that

[minor ore]

Yeah

kinda getting josuke vibes

[runic adder]

really?

kira isnt the villain, like ive said

[minor ore]

just as josuke cant use his Crazy diamond on himself JoJo cant use the bubbles on himself

[runic adder]

i dont think its a huge spoiler but thats complete bullshit

he can use bubbles on himself

[minor ore]

wouldnt be suprised if hes an au josuke

[runic adder]

[olive bobcat]

:)

[runic adder]

||this kid catches on quick||

[minor ore]

insert new jojo theme

[delicate burrow]

im sorry but

four balls lmao

[minor ore]

Giorno is OP and shit

[near cedar]

Lies

[delicate burrow]

dont say that for god's sake

[minor ore]

I have too much respect for jolyne to be horny for her

johnny tho

[delicate burrow]

the giorno fans hate disrespect

[near cedar]

"Omg Jolyne horni"

[minor ore]

dat ass is irresistible

OI DAT AINT KIRA

THATS JUST A NORMAL TRAFFICKING STAND USER

Why are there a bunch of higashikatas...

NORIUSUKE....

[olive bobcat]

:)

[runic adder]

jolyne? cute?

[minor ore]

GOT HIS DICK WET

[runic adder]

have you seen planet waves?

[minor ore]

have you seen dragons dream

[near cedar]

Her face is pretty cute

[runic adder]

true but again, shes brutal

[runic adder]

yes

[delicate burrow]

norisuke is great

[minor ore]

NIJIMURA

[near cedar]

You can be both

[minor ore]

Kyo nijimura????

[delicate burrow]

also i have a great idea

BRB

[olive bobcat]

KYO!!!!!!!!

[minor ore]

but that has nothing to do with money

[runic adder]

true ig

[runic adder]

ITS KEI

[delicate burrow]

KYO IS MAID OKUYASU B)

[true ore]

haha twin brother

[olive bobcat]

BEST GIRL!!!!!

[delicate burrow]

yes

[near cedar]

What a meh comparison

[runic adder]

kyo is more like, maid jotaro

not even really

shes kinda her own person

[true ore]

shes her own character

[runic adder]

nowhere close to okuyasu

[delicate burrow]

Yeah, buuut.

[runic adder]

or jotaro

[true ore]

she looks like jotaro

[delicate burrow]

Doesnt maid okuyasu sound amazing

[true ore]

while kira acts like jotaro

[delicate burrow]

ngl

[true ore]

no

[hazy snow]

giorno kinda boring tho

[delicate burrow]

lol

[minor ore]

well damn

[true ore]

Giorno isnt boring

[minor ore]

THE MANGA ALREADY SPOILED HIS NAME

BEFORE I EVEN FIGURED IT OUT

ONCE AGAIN I WAS CORRECT

[hazy snow]

he kinda is

[minor ore]

AM I THAT FUCKING GOOD

[true ore]

He isnt

[minor ore]

AT PREDICTING SHIT

also

[true ore]

who here has played ougon no kaze

giorno isnt boring

[minor ore]

GIORNO IS SHIT

[true ore]

Your probably a joshuphobe'

well

when you see his full character

[hazy snow]

his personality lowers the part 5 quality imo

[true ore]

who's doesnt

and i mean it seriously

[hazy snow]

every other jojo

[minor ore]

JOSHU IS BEST BOI

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !

[minor ore]

WDYM?

[near cedar]

No

[minor ore]

dont get me wrong i like idgaf attitudes

but giornos is too much

[near cedar]

Sounds like a useless maid

[true ore]

Honestly some of the best okuyasu is when he strait up becomes a genius

[minor ore]

LMFAO

[true ore]

like in the italian food arc

[delicate burrow]

GUYS

IM SCARED

I WAS IN A PHOTO EDITOR

[minor ore]

italian food arc

hah

[delicate burrow]

TO MAKE AN EDIT OF TOORU

AND UHH

[minor ore]

you mean the JOSUKE VS SPAGHETT ARC

[true ore]

finish the file

and send it to me

that is fucking amazing

[delicate burrow]

OK

[minor ore]

another hand fetish man?

MONA LISA

AND HE ISNT EVEN KIRA

[true ore]

no

[minor ore]

WITH FINGER NAILS

[true ore]

he is just an art appreciator

[minor ore]

AND-

[true ore]

and those be his hands

[minor ore]

WHA-

[true ore]

hes narcissistic-ish

[near cedar]

The apartment is not owned by that guy

[minor ore]

Dang josuke kinda be badass-

[true ore]

josuke is stupid in this part

but thats what makes him good

[minor ore]

hey!

a josuke is never stupid

[true ore]

this one is kinda

but hes my favorite jojo

[runic adder]

josuke is stupid at first but he does some real growth

what locacaca does to a protagonist 💪

[near cedar]

Part 4 Josuke has several moments of stupidity

Because he's human

[minor ore]

yes

hes human

and sexy

[true ore]

"let me leave aqua necklace here because it cant do shit in a bottle"

[runic adder]

apparently stands couldnt phase

[true ore]

well idk

[runic adder]

lol

[true ore]

when do you think araki will write haruno back in

[runic adder]

araki forgot haruno

[true ore]

hopefully he remembers

[junior coral]

Haruno coming back is basically a given

He was in that last Ozon Baby chapter

And since Karera said she'd return he would undoubtably return as well

[true ore]

what are the stats on crazy little thing, green?

[runic adder]

fr tho can we talk about karera

[junior coral]

Similar to Killer Queen

[runic adder]

how tf is she going to come back

[true ore]

K

[runic adder]

what can she give a satisfying conclusion to

caato can give a conclusion to johnny joestar and possibly the higashikatas

tooru can give insight on rock humans

[near cedar]

Some can, Aqua necklaces is made of water

[runic adder]

mystery man can...fuck off for all i care, whatever he can do

[runic adder]

oh i see

[junior coral]

She could come back if at the end of the part there's a proper funeral for Josefumi

[runic adder]

that would suck

given her last lines

[junior coral]

You would suck

[runic adder]

i would expect her to do something a bit more important

[junior coral]

Karera kills Tooru

[runic adder]

pog

[near cedar]

She kills him with

His own hair

[runic adder]

can karera kill someone with hair even?

[true ore]

?

who knows

[delicate burrow]

So uhh

ive made the thing i was saying

Trollru 4k hd lol

[minor ore]

i-

shes comparing josuke to a dog

[near cedar]

Yes

[minor ore]

SHIZUKA!!!

[near cedar]

No

[minor ore]

Ik

She just reminds me of her

[near cedar]

God I hate that image

[minor ore]

Why?

[near cedar]

Their early designs suck lol

[delicate burrow]

the kid looked kinda awful tho?

It looks like a tube

a tube head lmao

[near cedar]

Hato and Daiya look fine

Joshu is long

Norisuke is

[sinful bramble]

Jobin looks awful

[near cedar]

Cursed

Everyone on the left looks horrible

[zenith blaze]

No hair kei

[summer nova]

mitsuba got the hair of jotaro's wife

kind of

[near cedar]

Why's Norisuke look so cursed

[minor ore]

camera is shaking

[zenith blaze]

Joubin 🤮

[minor ore]

whats up with that camera

I smell...

A STTTTTANNNNDOOO

[runic adder]

they really do

mitsuba looks so much better in wu

hato is the only good looking one in that image

[runic adder]

lmao

you wish

[delicate burrow]

Said it before but, wth is wrong with tsurugi, his head looks so weird

[true ore]

his?

[runic adder]

he was supposed to be like 2

i mean he

[near cedar]

Her???

[runic adder]

sorry threw me off there with the her

[delicate burrow]

srry lmao

forgot

but that is spoiler?

[runic adder]

yea he looks like an adult but at the same time,way too small?

like just their head specifically

[true ore]

beta jobin

is the worst

[runic adder]

definitely

i think mitsuba is a strong contender, just because of how good she looks post redesign

[uneven tendon]

Classic Haruno

[zenith blaze]

Mitsuba looks good in both

[uneven tendon]

Love Love Deluxe probably can't kill, due to Karera not being a fighter

[fleet river]

btw where did this haruno meme even come from?

[runic adder]

yea but karera isnt the factor

i mean just like, is it possible to grow so much hair someone dies

[uneven tendon]

I forgot how weird I Am A Rock's legs are

[runic adder]

like can someone even suffocate in hair?

[runic adder]

very strange yea

[uneven tendon]

In that case, maybe

[runic adder]

yea

another alternative is just bringing a lighter, like she's done before

[fleet river]

can she plug up an artery with hair?

[minor ore]

so uhm-

[runic adder]

smother someone in hair, then light them on fire

[runic adder]

idk

maybe

[minor ore]

im now describing josuke

in a weird way

[runic adder]

ok?

[minor ore]

uhmm....

half and half

like that snapple

drink

[runic adder]

lmao

[minor ore]

i know he has amnesia but he seems like hes half of himself lmfao

idk if thats just me

[runic adder]

well......

[fleet river]

zipper dick

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

||damn he catches on quick||

[runic adder]

yep

||i have no idea wtf he means "half of himself"||

||like, fusion hasnt even been shown yet||

[uneven tendon]

||Dude even guessed about alternate Diego that has THE WORLD before he reached High Voltage||

[zenith blaze]

Why wouldn’t he

[hard meteor]

||yeah dudes spot on with these predictions might end up figuring out half the plot in a few chapters||

[uneven tendon]

It's a shame he's stuck on his phone though

But I guess it's a small price to pay

[minor ore]

the reason why i say hes half of himself is only because Josuke and kira wear the same thing and look like twins..also he can't remember anything and both kira and josuke were both found on the coast of the wall eyes

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

they seem connected they way its setting it up

[runic adder]

||how the actual fuck||

||this man needs a medal||

||hasnt even seen lemon and tangerine yet||

[near cedar]

||I'm pretty sure Bidoof saw people talking about Diego from another world having The World and forgot they saw it||

[minor ore]

im probably wrong tho-

most likely

[runic adder]

thats possible too

[uneven tendon]

The only spoiler I think he saw was Gyro's death

[near cedar]

No I remember I was there I think

Hang on

[runic adder]

he was in sbr channel everytime he read some new stuff, i think he must have heard about au diego at some point

[minor ore]

i think i did see a spoiler but i forgot...so i didnt predict it after all...

im crying

[runic adder]

ah its ok

you were spot on with your josuke prediction

[minor ore]

ayeee

[runic adder]

and its kind of obvious but yea, kira and josuke are connected

[zenith blaze]

I need the kujo family tree 😭

[hard meteor]

fr

we got like 3 members and we barely know the other 2

[minor ore]

holly jotaro and jolyne

and jotaros dad

and jotaros wife

[hard meteor]

Nah we’re talking about something else

[minor ore]

koichi

nah im jk

[molten crane]

interesting

[minor ore]

imagine if someone has the spin in jojolion lol

[winter spade]

Would be insane

[sudden nymph]

That would be a epic gamer moment

[winter spade]

||DUDE HOW DOES HE GUESS THESE THINGS!?!?||

[minor ore]

huh?

Anyone wanna vc?

[summer nova]

yo bidoof

[minor ore]

hm?

[summer nova]

avoid this channel if you don't want to get spoiled

[minor ore]

wait did i do something wrong?\

[summer nova]

or be very careful

nooo

don't worry

i'm just warning ya

[minor ore]

i usually leave when someone talks about something i dont know about

[summer nova]

for spoilerinos

okidoki

[minor ore]

so basically when the chats dead

[summer nova]

i see

[summer nova]

yeah kinda like in stardust crusaders when hamon returned a few times

[minor ore]

yeah

that would be good

[true walrus]

u gotten to the part with Haruno?

[minor ore]

With kira

yeah

[summer nova]

no

[minor ore]

chapter 6

[summer nova]

haruno yoshikage

[true walrus]

Haruno not Kira

[minor ore]

Haruno is shit

[true walrus]

Haruno is literally the best character

[summer nova]

yep

jojolion would not have been jojolion without him

[minor ore]

i wanna see au rohan

thats best artist

yashuo is just in the corner vibing

im still on that phone thing

its weird she didnt see the bubbles in the hospital

but saw them on her phone

i say its a phone standooo

im reaching for it tho-

its not probably

[runic adder]

sorry to break it to ya

but he doesnt exist

[minor ore]

oh

[runic adder]

||how the hell does he realize there are invisible bubbles, everyone else forgot about them until 100 ffs||

||this man has some insane predictions but he hasnt missed a single one||

||and he fucking predicted paisley park||

[zenith blaze]

||E||

[minor ore]

Hah joshus moving to the garage

his stand will be pathetic if he gets one

[true ore]

YOU HAVE SINNED

[minor ore]

but in my heart it will be op cuz its joshu

dang dude let me finish lol

[runic adder]

its quite the opposite

[true ore]

His stand is fuckin broken

[runic adder]

||i mean, its kind of just sticky fingers but can fuse stuff together||

[zenith blaze]

||until he unscrews your heart||

[delicate burrow]

Hey guys, spoiler question: ||What are WoU's powers again? i forgot||

[minor ore]

if i had to predict the stands i would say yashuo is supportive

joshu is maybe supportive or combative

noriusuke may be support cuz he seems like a supportive dad

hato is just useless

jobin..havent seen him but sounds combative

[zenith blaze]

||anyone who pursues wou or tooru get hit with calamity||

[minor ore]

daiya is maybe...supportive

[runic adder]

man you are really on point

[kind owl]

@runic adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 48 !

[delicate burrow]

Thx

[runic adder]

like half of those are spot on

[minor ore]

WTF

HOW

WHAT

[runic adder]

dude like your predictions are really good

[delicate burrow]

Dude, its almost scary

you are nailing them crazy

[minor ore]

Im suprised you guys arent calling me a troll by now lmfao

[hard meteor]

this guy has epitath

[delicate burrow]

I dunno? I don't think you would lie

[runic adder]

||essentially, anyone who tries to pursue tooru, will be hit by a calamity. calamities differ in shape and form, and can essentially be or do anything. once you are in the "flow" of calamity, it is inevitable you will be hit by a calamity||

[minor ore]

Im going in with 0 context..Confession tho- i kinda already knew josukes name from eoh. i never used joshu in eoh soooo

[delicate burrow]

Thanks i rly need this

[runic adder]

like fr if i didnt know that you had just finished sbr, i would have thought you were a troll

[minor ore]

i just wanna feel suprised when i read it so i act suprised

[runic adder]

np, check jojowiki.com as well for more in depth explanation

[icy torrent]

Kinda sus

[minor ore]

lol

[delicate burrow]

Thx for the tip

[runic adder]

np, its just an excuse for me to say look it up

[delicate burrow]

I know but, i gotta be honest, i don't rly like to check the wiki

its mostly a last minute stuff

[runic adder]

yea i get it

wikis can be confusing

[minor ore]

I feel like yashuos stand would kind of be like healing or giving medicine to people

kinda like hot pants on steroids

[runic adder]

but ||wou is such an intricate power that its hard to explain in detail||

[runic adder]

do you want a hint?

[delicate burrow]

I agree

[runic adder]

since you already kind of hit the nail on the head

[minor ore]

sure

[delicate burrow]

Its more like a gps

[runic adder]

you were right about the phone

in a way

[minor ore]

I feel like its google

but goose said gps

so probably not

[delicate burrow]

GOOGLE STAND

google stand lmao

[minor ore]

*LMFAO

i need more prince stands

[delicate burrow]

giorno and joske sailor have stands with prince names tho

||wait till he gets to the elvis stands||

spoiler

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

Top ten prince stands i want

Purple rain

Paisley park

[runic adder]

||beautiful stands||

[minor ore]

the truth

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

Rainbow children

[delicate burrow]

I kinda want a "You're the devil in disguise" stand

[minor ore]

Diamonds and pearls

[delicate burrow]

its a cool ass song

[runic adder]

||is that not just tooru||

[minor ore]

and holy shit

im playing platinum

so thats ironic

[runic adder]

nah bro thats pokemon

[delicate burrow]

||Yeah lol||

[minor ore]

idk about an elvis stand

hes kinda racist

[delicate burrow]

But he's still a great musician

And many people commit mistakes

[minor ore]

yeah but he said all black people can clean my shoes and buy my albums

which i can forgive since like 90% of people back then were racists

[runic adder]

i dont think thats an actual quote of his

[delicate burrow]

Idk but he's still amazing

[runic adder]

true

[delicate burrow]

And i love one of his songs

[runic adder]

separate the art from the artist yknow

and all that

[runic adder]

well, i just love one of his songs

[delicate burrow]

One of them is one of my favorite songs

[runic adder]

and its pretty obvious which one

||wonder of you is an absolute BANGER||

[delicate burrow]

yes

[minor ore]

its garunteed were getting a elvis stand

either part 8 or onward

[runic adder]

yea im gonna break it to ya

theres an elvis stand

also just looked it up

elvis never said that quote

[minor ore]

ALSO

BIRD KEEPER TOBY JUST REPLIED TO A COMMENT ON HIS STREAM

[runic adder]

what?

[minor ore]

the poketuber

[delicate burrow]

The only Elvis stand there is in jojo is pretty chill, so dont worry about it. ||forshadowing||

[minor ore]

is it a vibe

like top-hat level vibe

like classy level vibe

[olive bobcat]

immensely

[minor ore]

yessirrr

[runic adder]

immensely classy

[minor ore]

ima like it then

[runic adder]

you definitely will

ive never met someone who dislikes the stand

[delicate burrow]

||Funny bowl hat man lmao||