jojolion

[nocturne whale]

Altern

[minor ore]

Yes?

What about it

[nocturne whale]

Universe

[minor ore]

Yes thats soft and wet : go beyond

[junior coral]

what a strange way to just write AU Star Platinum

[spark spear]

King Crimson?

[junior coral]

Killer Queen AU

[spark spear]

Ooooooh

God that was confusing

[foggy gulch]

star platinum the world alternate ultimate requiem

[kind owl]

@foggy gulch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !

[nocturne whale]

Killer Queen

Imagine Gerau

Nah, MIHAU

[spark spear]

I don't think Araki would do that unless Part 9 MAYBE was about Jolyne once more

[white pasture]

great chapter

TA4 vs D4C: LT

WOU vs S&W: GB

sheesh

[spark spear]

Definitely, I loved this chapter

[nocturne whale]

Alot of jojo games are gonna go crazy after seeing chapter 106

[junior coral]

Why

[nocturne whale]

S&w:Gb is gonna be a main :v

[foggy gulch]

something for roblox devs to milk

[nocturne whale]

Some people think wou is strong

[spark spear]

WOU is a very scary stand

[nocturne whale]

And alots of calamity

Like mih

[spark spear]

Powerful

[nocturne whale]

D4c lt

Kq btd

Kc

Tw

Sp

Hw

[spark spear]

I honestly think it could beat Made in Heaven head on

[nocturne whale]

Wr

[nocturne whale]

Depends on speed

[foggy gulch]

yeah probably

[spark spear]

Well, Speed don't matter here

It can NEVER touch him

Nothing can touch him

[minor ore]

Wonder of U is the strongest stand

It really is

[spark spear]

Dude honestly I don't think Even part 3 Dio coul beat it

Not even his vampire moves could beat WoU

[minor ore]

Huh

Why would you think if part 3 dio

[spark spear]

As a main villain fight I mean

D4C? Don't know

I don't think going to different dimensions can save him all the time

[nocturne whale]

But the invisible rasegun can

[minor ore]

D4C gets fucking rekt by wonder of U

[nocturne whale]

Lt

[foggy gulch]

love train directly counters wou i guess, but he still has to get out of it to attack.

[minor ore]

Stalemate, and WoU has the upper hand

[spark spear]

Tooru still would be safe from Love Train

Tooru can just chill

[minor ore]

And if valentine tries to exit love train he gets bodied

[spark spear]

No matter how much Valentine stays in Love train, eventually, he loses since he can't attack him

[nocturne whale]

Dimession Hop

[kind owl]

@nocturne whale, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

[nocturne whale]

And he can switch peolle

[minor ore]

Ok

And?

That does nothing

[junior coral]

Soft & Wet: Go Beyond
Yet another ability that will be argued about by jojo fans for thousands of years

[nocturne whale]

I wonder what is the next jojo story

Because Look

[minor ore]

Even if valentine does switch bodies, what does that do? Nothing, he just goes back and dies again

[nocturne whale]

All villians in the main universe had

[spark spear]

No matter how many dimension hops he does, and body switches, At the end, he still loses

[nocturne whale]

Time abilities

But in the au, its luck and bad luck

[spark spear]

Wonder of U's ability is based on logic

[minor ore]

No its more like fate

Not luck

[spark spear]

Josuke can defeat him because he has an ability that transcends said logic

It doesn't exist

D4C

Still has logical properties to it

Hopping to other dimensions, those dimensions still have said logic in them

WoU still has the upper hand

[nocturne whale]

Tusk vs sptw

[rocky charm]

Every Stand is based in logic

[nocturne whale]

Who would win

[minor ore]

The only stand ability that is not based on logic is go beyond

[spark spear]

Maybe Tusk Act 4 also beats that logic

[fluid harbor]

Every fighting scenes is based on logic

[minor ore]

No it doesn't

[spark spear]

After all, it is speculated that those bubbles Go Beyond are related to the spin

[minor ore]

Speculated?

[spark spear]

A lot of people argue that they are related to the same powers the infinite spin has

[fluid harbor]

Infinite Spins (especially Golden Spins from JoJo Part 7) has the ability to breach anything
Even dimensions

[junior coral]

Even dimensions

[spark spear]

And since it can breach anything, can it also breach WoU's calamity?

[junior coral]

We saw that it did

[spark spear]

Exactly

So only Tusk Act 4 and Soft & Wet Go Beyond are the only stands that can breach WoU's Flow of Calamity

[junior coral]

Seems like it

WoU vs. Go Beyond and Tusk ACT4 vs. Love Train are very similar fights

Ability-wise

[spark spear]

Definitely. There are a lot of parallels

[minor ore]

Almost same exact effect lmao

[spark spear]

Tooru = Valentine's relative confirmed?

[nocturne whale]

I would like a beatdown

[heavy ledge]

i would like a full explanation on the flashforward

idc about tooru anymore i need answers

[spark spear]

Araki needs to somehow explain how Joshu has his arm back

[kind owl]

@spark spear, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

[spark spear]

Norisuke does have a severed arm on that flashforward, so that may be a possibility

[nocturne whale]

Somebody is gonna die

I have a huge feeling

With all that calamity

[fluid harbor]

Tooru already touched Yasuho
So I might worried if the Equivalent Exchange is already in the process

[spark spear]

But the process was never completed was it?

[heavy ledge]

norisuke's arm got broken when jobin exploded his face

[fluid harbor]

Not sure
But hope it will

[spark spear]

oh

I stand corrected

[minor ore]

It's probably the other way around, because it was never completed, its still on standby with tooru and could exchange with anyone he touches

[rocky charm]

Still don't understand why his hand came off

[minor ore]

Or how the whole fucking living room got repaired

[rocky charm]

But his hand coming off and him getting put in a body bag seems like it's trying to keep continuity with the flashforward

Which we're not doing anymore

[heavy ledge]

he touched his face where the heat was expanding and maybe the heat went through his hand

[spark spear]

Or how Tsurugi is healed after all Rokakaka's were used

[minor ore]

Plot twist, part 4 josuke shows up and fixes everything/heals everyone

Makes sense

[rocky charm]

There might be more Locacaca?

[minor ore]

That was in inconsistency

[rocky charm]

This is from the chapter where the Higashikata's find out about Jobin

[heavy ledge]

those rokakas are very small

[spark spear]

So there are 3-4 in total?

[rocky charm]

Maybe?

[foggy gulch]

one fell off and probably stopped growing

[rocky charm]

Whether the smaller ones are even usable is debatable

[heavy ledge]

they werent in the tree in todays chapter

theres a continuity error tho

[rocky charm]

One fell off and should still be in Jobin's room

The other one is on the tree but may have fallen off at some point, like when Jobin exploded into blood in the hallway

[heavy ledge]

tooru is walking and theres still one fruit on the pot but the next panels its not there anymore

[rocky charm]

That's also interesting

[heavy ledge]

its just a mistake bc there is a detailed panel of the tree and it has no rokakas

[rocky charm]

Like either Araki remembered the 3rd Fruit, drew it, then immediately forgot it, or Araki accidentally drew the Fruit Tooru ate still on the tree

[spark spear]

Or maybe Tooru put it in his pocket for another chance of using it

who knows

[rocky charm]

Ever since Jobin died, the Tree consistently had one large Locacaca and one small Locacac

Yasuho ate one, and then there was just the small one on the Tree

There's also still the question of the second branch that Josefumi grafted

[nocturne whale]

Maybe, Tooru will get a ablabulance death

[spark spear]

Wasn't that the one that was grabbed by Jobin during the Poor Tom fight?

[rocky charm]

Jobin got the real branch

Tsurugi used Paper Moon King to trick Poor Tom into grabbing a normal branch

[unborn crane]

It’s kinda dumb if there’s no rokakaka but the countdown was going in flash forward

[rocky charm]

Tooru examines it in the ambulance, realizes Poor Tom was tricked, and snaps it in half

[heavy ledge]

why were you asking how to draw a stand in the fanarts channel

sorry for coming out of the blue

xd

[spark spear]

Another secret plant?

[nocturne whale]

Uhhh

Art

[heavy ledge]

you have to draw a stand?

[rocky charm]

Well obviously "Time until Harvest" was bs anyway since the big one AND the small one both worked before the time was up

[nocturne whale]

Ye

[rocky charm]

Wait a second

[heavy ledge]

😳

[nocturne whale]

I need for a story

[rocky charm]

"Time until Harvest"

Shigechi's gonna show up and save the day!

[nocturne whale]

Imagine

[spark spear]

I think they said that they knew that there were not ready but were forced to take the chance to eat it

[rocky charm]

They did work perfectly, though

[heavy ledge]

if theres a "time until the harvest" then that tree wasnt the one that is supposed to be harvested by the time of the flashforward

[rocky charm]

At least, Yasuho's did

[heavy ledge]

IF araki is still going to bring it up

[rocky charm]

Tooru got interrupted, so who knows what'll happen to him now

[unborn crane]

Wait what if it’s only temporary and yasuho is fucked

[spark spear]

Maybe when they are ready is when they don't need another host for it to work. Don't know, it's hard to remember the conditions

There has to be some drawback to it for eating it before the harvest was done

[rocky charm]

Or maybe since it was a completely new Fruit they were just wrong about how long it took to Harvest

[spark spear]

But then the countdown was a waste of time then...

[minor ore]

theres a second branch

i swear there is

[spark spear]

After all, correct me if I'm wrong, but we have only seen the effects of the plant working before it was ready, it was the same case for Kira and Kosefumi's change. They ate it before it was ready

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe the Locacaca regrew back with Go Beyond?

[minor ore]

no

its not golden experience

you cant have a countdown without having a thing to count down to, there has to be a second branch

[echo sun]

new Jojolion chapter? pog?

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe they will harvest some bitches?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832163676093677568/832181784732762142/video0.mov

[nocturne whale]

LOL

[uneven tendon]

I'm not sure what the point of that was tbh

I guess it was to make the flash forward even more confusing

[minor ore]

josefumi stole 2 branches

[heavy ledge]

im gonna support the 2 branch theory just because of what ive just said about the countdown

[burnt quiver]

do yall think kaatos actually gonna be an ally

[spark spear]

pfft

no

[uneven tendon]

An ally of the Higashikatas, but not of Josuke and Yasuho

[burnt quiver]

i dont see her as an ally of the higashikatas at this point

[heavy ledge]

who the fuck said "caato san" in the rectangular "bubble"?

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 16 !

[uneven tendon]

Well, she also won't team up with Tooru because he killed her son

[burnt quiver]

jobin died shes gonna kill tooru and josuke

[echo sun]

what do you see her as

[uneven tendon]

Destroyed her house

[burnt quiver]

try to at least

[spark spear]

Maybe Fuse Tooru with Jobin so he can live

[uneven tendon]

And his calamities possibly also caused Norisuke's death

Plus Joshu was knocked out and he's missing a hand a finger

[heavy ledge]

you cant fuse unless you bury yourself in the ground of the wall eyes

[uneven tendon]

No fusions

Just no

[spark spear]

Well she can do that, the beach is close

[burnt quiver]

@echo sun i was thinking about how she attacked joshu but i forgot he instigated that and she was sad about having to do that

so maybe disregard that

[heavy ledge]

its a long walk dragging a body

[uneven tendon]

Doesn't mean it will be good for the plot, too

[spark spear]

The same way it was for Josefumi to carry a body from the ocean to the beach

[uneven tendon]

He didn't carry Kira from the ocean though

They were next to a dock

[rocky charm]

Kaato either has some incredibly awful timing or has secretly been here, lying in wait, for a while

[heavy ledge]

yea but jobin is ded

[spark spear]

hmm, he still carried him all the way to the tree though

[heavy ledge]

like, fully dead

[heavy ledge]

he did

you know they were at the lovers cape you are just in denial

[sturdy fossil]

why does araki draw things so confusingly lol

like it takes 5 reread to discern what was going on in some panels

[rocky charm]

!w aisho

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/Aisho_Dainenjiyama
Not the correct result? Use !w page aisho for a direct link or !w search aisho for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Aisho Dainenjiyama

Aisho Dainenjiyama (大年寺山 愛唱, Dainenjiyama Aishō) is a minor antagonist featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion, most notably in the "Doobie Wah" story arc.

[rocky charm]

Thank you Janet

[heavy ledge]

its because of the digital scans

the manga is very different regarding quality, everything is clearer

[sturdy fossil]

doubt but okay

[rocky charm]

I don't think crisper image quality will help with strange panel layouts and art decisions

[heavy ledge]

yea i have them its clearer imo

[sturdy fossil]

the way the plane door smashes into the house made me think it like ricocheted off the building towards tooru

[rocky charm]

Take the layout of the 14 phrases the first time we see them

[sturdy fossil]

cuz it comes at such a low angle, its almost parallel to the ground

[rocky charm]

You can read each individual one, but the "order" is impossible to discern

[spark spear]

I agree it's sometimes hard to tell how to follow the page

[uneven tendon]

Seems I misremembered

[burnt quiver]

jojolion is cancelled

[spark spear]

Sometimes it takes me two times to read the page to understand the order. But that's not always

[heavy ledge]

oh you meant the bubbles i thought you were talking about the drawings being confusing

[uneven tendon]

I don't think it's that hard

[sturdy fossil]

Im talking about the drawings

[spark spear]

Not always, only like a couple of times.

[sturdy fossil]

also how the first bubble enters tooru and explodes at the other side of the body its not clear at all

[uneven tendon]

It is

[heavy ledge]

piss pants in the woods

i still cant believe why they choose that color

[spark spear]

what color?

[heavy ledge]

piss

[uneven tendon]

To represent his origins of growing up with wasps

[heavy ledge]

the swirls are his origins of growing up with wasps and they made them fucking purple

[spark spear]

I personally would've liked if the lines in his hair were yellow, so it did represent what you said about the wasps

[uneven tendon]

Yes

Honestly, the anime should just keep hm black and white

He works best that way

[heavy ledge]

the spinning swirls

[spark spear]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Recolor?

[heavy ledge]

he got swirled

[sturdy fossil]

If jojolion gets animated I'll love to see the blue hawaii arc

[kind owl]

@sturdy fossil, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[spark spear]

I'm more hyped for the Vitamin C Arc, mostly because of this video I saw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgEwjCN1o6g&list=FL59q3BDRGT3bZcw7WsqWQsQ&index=3&ab_channel=JuanJawn

[uneven tendon]

Guys, what if Dolomite will come back?

[unborn crane]

Tooru is kinda way too detailed i think he might get a change to his pants for the anime

😩

[uneven tendon]

They made his shirt and jacket look like they are the same thing

[heavy ledge]

weed pants

[sturdy fossil]

I think dolomite will get like a couple of panels at the end when everything is wrapping up, like showing that he got back with his girlfriend or something

[uneven tendon]

They' simplified the design if anything

I think Dolomite might be the final villain

[heavy ledge]

thats why theres a bunch of guys recoloring jojolion

[uneven tendon]

Reject Jojo colors, return back to black and white

[heavy ledge]

tho the variety of people doesnt make it consistent it is still interesting to see the palettes

[uneven tendon]

[heavy ledge]

tooru booba

[minor ore]

Did Tooru actually eat the rokakaka?

[uneven tendon]

Tooru buff chad

[uneven tendon]

Locacaca, and yes

Why would he try to touch Yasuho otherwise

[minor ore]

We he couldn't touch her

[rocky charm]

The Western fanbase didn't really blow up until the anime started, at which point Parts 1-7 were all already colored, so while the Western fanbase generally accepts manga colors for 1-7, JJL is harder, since we all read in B&W and end up coming up with our own colors which don't always match what Shueisha does

[minor ore]

And why was kaato there

[minor ore]

Also same thing

[rocky charm]

And then a bunch of people make their own fan-colorings, which some people will cling to and some will reject

[uneven tendon]

We'll have to find out next chapter

[frosty bear]

4 balls lol

[heavy ledge]

HAHAHA

[sturdy fossil]

Kaato wasnt in the house when the whole norisuke jobin thing happened right?

[heavy ledge]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

[rocky charm]

Unknown

[uneven tendon]

4 balls? More like: 4 Josukes

[rocky charm]

This could be awful timing on her part or she could've been hiding somewhere waiting

[uneven tendon]

Josuke, Norisuke, Josefumi and Gappy

[heavy ledge]

YOU GOT ME THERE AHAHAHA

[minor ore]

The spin did so much damage on Tooru
He is almost dead

[uneven tendon]

Of course, it's the Spin after all

[sturdy fossil]

I like how th nurses at the hospital get attacked by the calamity because they are "pursuing" the doctor

[uneven tendon]

@heavy ledge An actually funny moment

[rocky charm]

Holy low-quality Batman!

[foggy gulch]

joshu only believes in LOGIC

a man of science

[uneven tendon]

He doesn't trust them planes

[heavy ledge]

what chapter is that again

[sturdy fossil]

planes? hawaii?

the only thing missing is god

the foreshadowing

araki remembered

[spark spear]

Joshu only believes in Facts and Logic, therefore Joshu = Ben Shapiro

[echo sun]

;)

[foggy gulch]

[uneven tendon]

Shakedown Road

[kind owl]

@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 26 !

[uneven tendon]

Such a great arc tbh

[sturdy fossil]

is norisuke shirtless in that panel wth

[rocky charm]

Yes, they're in their swimsuits

[echo sun]

[uneven tendon]

They all wore swimsuits because Hato screwed over their plan to fly to Hawaii

Because she thought Hawaii was in Japan

And didn't have a passport

[heavy ledge]

is more funny that he says he doesnt believe in god in reply to why he isnt wearing his bathing suit

[rocky charm]

What a digital dummy!

[uneven tendon]

Man, all the part 8 characters do be pretty old now

Tsurugi would be like 20

[heavy ledge]

are u suggesting jojolion isnt real and they are all actors from 2011 performing a mystery series

[sturdy fossil]

completely forgot about that

[uneven tendon]

Well, it's better than Caato being Tooru's mom

[sturdy fossil]

19

[uneven tendon]

We're in 2021

He was born in 2001

[heavy ledge]

if it were a series caato would be toorus mom

irl

[sturdy fossil]

according to the wiki its in 2002

[uneven tendon]

That was changed

Tsurugi's original age was 2 years old LMAO

[minor ore]

He should do his equivalent exchange on Kaato
I don't even like her

[uneven tendon]

No

[sturdy fossil]

then change it and add a source

[uneven tendon]

[sturdy fossil]

when was it supposedly changed?

[uneven tendon]

I think in volume 22

[rocky charm]

I love "all of the characters would be pretty old" followed up by "Tsurugi would be like 20"

Gotta appreciate that definition of "old"

[heavy ledge]

yea i didnt notice that

thanks liam

[spark spear]

Guess I'm an old man then

[rocky charm]

gonna form an old folk's home for us

[spark spear]

Hell yeah

Retiring at 20

[heavy ledge]

ill be 28 this year. pog

[spark spear]

20's gang

[foggy furnace]

Ok I had a crazy idea

What if the flashforwrd sequence is actually 1 year in the future and the countdown is to a new new rocacaca harvest?

[spark spear]

Don't know, Norisuke's corpse would've been decomposed if that was the case. So I don't think so

[foggy furnace]

What if Norisuke had survived speed king knoking him out

[heavy ledge]

jobin says he is alive but he is dead in the flashforward

[foggy furnace]

Or he could be in a coma

[spark spear]

Idk, the family would be too casual about Norisuke being in a body bag for a whole year

[kind owl]

@spark spear, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

when

actually wdym

[heavy ledge]

jobin tells the family that he "is alright" but in the flashforward he looks pretty much fucking dead

[minor ore]

when does he say hes alright

and we dont see him in the flashforward iirc

[heavy ledge]

yea right there

[heavy ledge]

norisuke

dead

bag

not jobin

[minor ore]

oh

[heavy ledge]

fucking english

[minor ore]

lmao its alright

[heavy ledge]

its an easy language sometimes but it has these complications with pronouns that drives me insane

[spark spear]

Don't worry about it. You've been doing great throughout this discussion

[heavy ledge]

i should tho, it would have been a waste of my money otherwise

ill go cook

[spark spear]

Hehe, well it definitely wasn't. I can guarantee you that

[minor ore]

nice

[weak roost]

What's the latest Jojolion chapter?

[minor ore]

106

[heavy ledge]

u filthy

[weak roost]

Wow when did it come out?

[spark spear]

Today

[weak roost]

Where can I read it? Mangadex is down

[spark spear]

https://imgur.com/a/uCk2K3g

Here you go

Have a great time

[weak roost]

Tysm

[minor ore]

Shush

Also is that a new artwork you made? Your pfp

@heavy ledge

[heavy ledge]

when i say cook its because its +18

i did this one a month ago i guess

https://twitter.com/jose32551/status/1365923453082206209?s=20

it doesnt embed for a reason i cant explain

[minor ore]

Looks great
You draw faces really well

[minor ore]

censorship

prob

discord thinks its nsfw

[heavy ledge]

yea you told me that but even in the nsfw channel it wasnt working

[minor ore]

Oh wtf

[heavy ledge]

thanks tho i fucked up the version i uploaded on twitter

[minor ore]

The link is just broken ?

[heavy ledge]

donno

[minor ore]

Wow we have to wait again huh

[snow heron]

That's me 24/7

[minor ore]

Yea

We know that

[heavy ledge]

same

[spark spear]

yep

[minor ore]

i have my doubts

i really dont think kaato is the main villian

she might just be another jobin figure imo

or take his place

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Having Caato as the main villain just doesn't make a lot of sense

Granted I would like to have a female main villain, but Caato ain't that

[minor ore]

also people saying she will kill tooru

def not

she literally has honeycombs on her outfit

.........

shes the queen of the house and the QUEEN bee

[weak roost]

Read the chapter

Did they ever tell Kaato's stand powers?

All I remember is she had a pack of cards or something

[minor ore]

they showed them

but never a name or explanation

[spark spear]

She can put stuff between the cards if I remember correctly

Kind of like D4C

[minor ore]

we dont really know what it is

[weak roost]

When did they say that?

[minor ore]

nope. more like enigma

[spark spear]

Or that yeah

[minor ore]

there might be more to it like i said

i think cards are an easier way for her to use her ability

but i tihnk the main ability is space manipulation

cards are just easier for her to carry around

[weak roost]

Well we'll see on May 18th

[minor ore]

as if valentine carried around an american flag cause it was convinent to use

anyways

[weak roost]

Which chapter is this?

[minor ore]

58

[spark spear]

^

[weak roost]

Even then I don't think she would help Tooru.. she'll prolly just go to finish Josuke ig

[spark spear]

I still think she's pulling the strings on the whole thing

Since she has had contact with Jobin during her time in prison

So she has to be involved in some way

[heavy ledge]

i still wonder who said "caato san"

[weak roost]

Yea that too is possible

She may know what's happening but I don't think she's involved in any of it

Jobin just told her what he's doing all that

Idk we'll see what happens

[spark spear]

But the way they talk makes me feel suspicious.

[minor ore]

https://twitter.com/woke1624/status/1384043424131686406?s=20 LMAO

✯ WOKE ✯ (@woke1624)

I refuse to believe this exists, this never happened. Don’t ask me what it is, cause it doesn’t exist. https://t.co/eGgm9T8aLw

Twitter · Apr 19, 2021, 7:17 AM

[patent merlin]

Dies in childbirth

[uneven tendon]

Maybe Caato hides more rock insects inside her cards?

[spark spear]

She can hide a lot of things inside those cards

[minor ore]

0_0

[spark spear]

Actually, Joshua may be right, it's like Enigma in that sense

[patent merlin]

Can she hide deez nuts

[uneven tendon]

Maybe she has something in her deck that could fix seemingly everything in less than 2 hours?

[heavy ledge]

that would be lame

[uneven tendon]

[patent merlin]

She has 50 bandaids in her deck

[spark spear]

That outta do the job

[minor ore]

opening all her cards

[weak roost]

Bruh I forgot how fucked up this guy is

[minor ore]

rips open a time dimension

hes protecting

idk some weird shit

i actuallly kinda felt bad for kaato in that chapter

i get that she went to prison and such but damn she gave birth to you

[weak roost]

Same

[spark spear]

I hate joshu but I'll defend Joshu this time by saying that he was protecting them by being a creep

Still an asshole

[patent merlin]

She also murdered a child

[weak roost]

Joshu Haters Gang

[minor ore]

no

she didnt

Jobin did

she just hid the body

[spark spear]

But it was her idea to hide the body

[minor ore]

yeah but like cmon

who gives a fuck

[weak roost]

Jobin murdered and Caato was imprisoned

[minor ore]

the child was still alive lmao just passed out, she could have rushed to the hospital

[uneven tendon]

Chad Joshu

I don't see anything wrong in that panel

[spark spear]

^

[minor ore]

speed king is very terrifying

[uneven tendon]

Chad just wanted to protect his family from a child murderer

[heavy ledge]

wait i forgot about jkobin and caatos backstory

[minor ore]

honestly all of jojolions stands are terrifying in some way

[heavy ledge]

i remember she and jobin got in the cave

[minor ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655303435318591499/833432511577194526/Joshus_Hard_Knock_Life.mp4

blue hawaii, ozone baby, speed king, WoU

[heavy ledge]

with the kid?

[minor ore]

yeah

[heavy ledge]

and that sacrifice cured jobins curse?

[weak roost]

Jobin killed him
Caato helped hide body and took the blame

[uneven tendon]

Jobin attacked him with Speed King in self defense, but she told him to bury him alive

[spark spear]

Blue Hawaii is just a murderous version of Highway Star and I love it

That whole arc is just Highway star

[minor ore]

the creepiest panel in all of jojolion

is the josuke with black eyes

[uneven tendon]

Nah

[minor ore]

and the WoU sitting in the corner

[weak roost]

Send

[minor ore]

and the WoU behind josuke

[minor ore]

no

lol

kid was alive

[heavy ledge]

josuke is always gorgeous no matter what

[uneven tendon]

Creepiest panel in Jojolion

[weak roost]

Sorry I keep forgetting

[uneven tendon]

No

[heavy ledge]

how is that the creepiest panel

[uneven tendon]

He did protect them

[weak roost]

This is wholesome

[uneven tendon]

Josuke was almost raped

[minor ore]

oh yeah hypnotising a stranger with no memories to have sex with you

wholesme 100

[heavy ledge]

it would be creepy if that was tsurugi instead of daiya

[spark spear]

Yasuho was almost raped like 3 times throughout JoJolion

One of them by Joshu

[uneven tendon]

Yet people say Joshu is the evil one, huh?

[minor ore]

ggrrrr ghurhf kiss me sinerx

whyy

[uneven tendon]

Joshuphobes should be hit by Go Beyond

[weak roost]

MHA is a JoJo reference

[uneven tendon]

Unlikely

[weak roost]

Go beyond

[uneven tendon]

It was probably from the song Go Beyond by the band Enya

[weak roost]

Oh

[uneven tendon]

Or from the book about Prince, Go Beyond

[weak roost]

Ok I'll check that out

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/KRiiE22igKg

joshu uprising

[uneven tendon]

Yoooo

[patent merlin]

Watch my whole life change like a movie

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[uneven tendon]

Shows him in Millagro Man

[patent merlin]

That image of Joshu at the movies is like my second favorite image

[uneven tendon]

Same

[weak roost]

Nice now the comment section of the song have been taken over by JoJo fans

[uneven tendon]

But the best one is Josuke and Joshu aiming the guns

[minor ore]

RIP

[uneven tendon]

Caato shit mom

If Joshu drank his milk, he wouldn't have saved and sacrificed his hand for Yasuho

[spark spear]

And immediately attacked her back for it...

[uneven tendon]

WoU influence

[spark spear]

Yeah I know

I think the same. But WoU works on logic, and it affected Joshu's twisted nature to happen, so we can't fully rule him out of the influence. But I do believe he did want to help Yasuho

[weak roost]

Are WoU and Love Train like opposites?
Love Train repels all calamities and WoU makes attracts all calamities to the pursuer

[spark spear]

...Yes... ?

Not too sure if that's correct but it sounds correct

[minor ore]

parallel

[uneven tendon]

Speaking of Joshu, I have a very spicy hot take

Joshu is one of the best characters Araki has ever created

[spark spear]

How so?

Not trying to bei rude, just a genuine question

[patent merlin]

I would agree but I'm a bit biased

[minor ore]

Was kaato crying in the last panel?

[spark spear]

Yes

[minor ore]

😢

[noble bolt]

why was she crying

[spark spear]

Probably saw Jobin's Bloody corpse

[noble bolt]

ah alright

[weak roost]

https://twitter.com/woke1624/status/1381373253361442822?s=19

✯ WOKE ✯ (@woke1624)

#JoJolion: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐔

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Twitter · Apr 11, 2021, 10:27 PM

[spark spear]

Is WoU offering me a trade offer?

[weak roost]

Yes

U receive a calamity

[spark spear]

And he receives the Locacaca

[weak roost]

Exactly

[spark spear]

I don't see any downsides on this trade

[weak roost]

Same

So accept it

[spark spear]

I accept this trade

[weak roost]

Good

[spark spear]

Here's my meme on this trade

[weak roost]

Now get rekt by calamity

[weak roost]

Cool trade. I accept

[spark spear]

What could possibly go wrong?

[heavy ledge]

i need milagro man so bad

[pallid void]

I think woobie wah! Is a pretty good stand that can beat a lot of other stands

[uneven tendon]

True

But could it beat Nut King Call?

[pallid void]

You will not be able to buy anything

[pallid void]

I think it depends from Joshu intelligence

[uneven tendon]

But Joshu is very smart

He is even in his 2nd year of college

[pallid void]

Yeah

But he has to use his stand correctly

Like,he was kinda smart outsmarting milagro man

But woobie wah! Is an automatic stand,joshu would be confused as f*ck

[patent merlin]

If Joshu finds the user he can beat doobie wah

[lapis fractal]

Aisho needs to touch the stand or person first though

and Joshu would get pissed off by that in the first place

[pallid void]

Good point

I'm a bit stupid

[hallow sigil]

Joshu is the real brains behind everything

[uneven tendon]

If you're stupid, then you're not a true Jojolion fan

[pallid void]

[sturdy fossil]

Joshu could beat Dio if he Hets the drop on him

[patent merlin]

No he would get polnareffed

[pallid void]

I want polnareffland

[upper knoll]

https://twitter.com/cum_destroyer/status/1384038788482039808

Cloudi 🦊 (@cum_destroyer)

rest in peace tooru i just know he would have loved reddit

Twitter · Apr 19, 2021, 6:58 AM

[patent merlin]

What the fuck

[sturdy fossil]

No, Joshu would just unscrew Dios head from Jonathan's body

[uneven tendon]

What if Joshu could use Hermit Purple?

[patent merlin]

DIO has amazing reaction time

[uneven tendon]

And use Hamon infused bolts

So Dio gets unscrewed and dies

[pallid void]

Wait,if somehow,killer queen had an act2 and fused with S&W when he was act 1,could S&W evopve in S&W act 2

[kind owl]

@pallid void, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

[upper knoll]

oh yeah btw top tier emote

[uneven tendon]

Killer Queen didn't have acts

[sturdy fossil]

Thats how Joshu will beat Tooru on the next chapter

[pallid void]

I know

[pallid void]

But if somehow he could have an act 2

[patent merlin]

Killer Queen didn't have acts

[pallid void]

I KNOW

But if he somehow had one?

[patent merlin]

Soft and Wet could prob get bites the dust

[pallid void]

S&W act 1.5

[sturdy fossil]

God just remembered the mini sheer heart attacks

Inside your blood vessels

So much insane shit

[lost moss]

why tf is the weird hair wife person back

[thorn river]

Probably cause she saw Jobin current state

[wicked wind]

damn fr/

?

how would that work den?

[minor ore]

no it couldnt get bites the dust

cause

|| it already got go beyond ||

[uneven tendon]

So maybe it could also Go Beyond time?

[minor ore]

S&W:GB

KQ:BTD

[uneven tendon]

Some of the reactions I've heard about Go Beyond are pretty weird tbh

[minor ore]

wdym

[uneven tendon]

Some people think it's weak because Josuke can't control it, but people also think it's more powerful than what it's actually is

[minor ore]

bruh

[uneven tendon]

My exact reaction tbh

[thorn river]

The ability allow it to go through any 'stand ability'

Like PP and... doctor stand name

i forgot his da- Wonder of U

Thats the name

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, but for some reason I've seen people who say "why couldn't the bubble reach the Higashikata estate on it's own?"

[thorn river]

I-

[uneven tendon]

Even though it's in the other side of Morioh

[thorn river]

Those people lack braincells

[heavy ledge]

this chat has been active for more than 48 hours thats a record

[uneven tendon]

Shame a lot of the chats rn are pretty stupid

[minor ore]

lol

[uneven tendon]

Hopefully we will soon get rid of the "Caato is Tooru's mom" theories

[minor ore]

lmao

probably within next month

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[thorn river]

Jesus i forgot about that

Idk why people think that

[uneven tendon]

Tbh I think people really exaggerated about Caato's importance

[minor ore]

go beyond is just "Stray Cat: Love Train" lmao its busted

[thorn river]

Its the same with the whole "Josuke mustve gone back in time" thing

[thorn river]

Thats the most perfect way to describe it

[uneven tendon]

Yeah, it's very busted

And it was given to a fries loving monster

[minor ore]

to beat a burger lover

[uneven tendon]

And a champagne enjoyer

[minor ore]

nah joshu is a fish sausage fan

[uneven tendon]

I meant Caato

[minor ore]

oh

[thorn river]

Im still confused on why people think Kaato is Tohru mom

[uneven tendon]

She drank Norisuke's champagne in chapter 59

[thorn river]

When they showed his backstory

[minor ore]

cause "I say so"

[uneven tendon]

Same

They don't even look similar

[minor ore]

lmao araki brought back caato and made her look like jobin

[thorn river]

They're not even the same species

[uneven tendon]

I also don't get why people are so desperate for Caato to be a rock human and the main villain

[minor ore]

shes not

just not

[uneven tendon]

We already have Tooru

[uneven tendon]

Tooru will almost definitely be regarded as the part 8 main villain after the part is over

Because of how his influence impacted the entire part

[minor ore]

araki wanted tooru to be mv so bad he retconned mamezuku

[uneven tendon]

But at least we got Tooru

[thorn river]

He retconned Rai?

[minor ore]

his backstory was that his parents fucked up and he abandoned them, but well, look at ch100

[uneven tendon]

Btw, I'm calling it: when the anime will come out, Tooru listening to The Wonder of You will be the next torture dance

[minor ore]

probably

torture dance was like

3 shitty panels

and dp made it huge

[wicked wind]

damn

[thorn river]

Did he tell his backstory to Gappy first?

[uneven tendon]

Yet DP turned it into a masterpiece

[thorn river]

Before we got the whole picture

[minor ore]

the narrator talked about rai

not rai himself

[uneven tendon]

I think Doggy Style was a bit underutilized tbh

[minor ore]

nah

[uneven tendon]

But at least it was very creative

[minor ore]

its utilised a lot actually

just that we didnt see its stand form that much

[thorn river]

Doggy Style is just rope

Well, paper?

Idfk, its something

[uneven tendon]

I think Walking Heart should also be used more before the part ends

[thorn river]

Not much you can do with that

[minor ore]

more like rubber bands

[uneven tendon]

Or maybe we'll see more of it in part 9

[uneven tendon]

Skin peeling

[thorn river]

I guess more like bandages

[minor ore]

i hope we get a part 9, and if we do, i wanna see josuke with a beard

[uneven tendon]

I want to see Joshu with a mustache

[minor ore]

i wanna see nut king call act 2

[uneven tendon]

I want to see Daiya attend therapy

[minor ore]

i want to see caato in a ditch

[uneven tendon]

Tbh, CKB was an odd name for Daiya's Stand

Considering she likes rock

[uneven tendon]

I want to see more of Norisuke being a good grandpa

[thorn river]

Meti did a video on that

Idek that was a song until Jojolion

Then again, i dont listen to Rihanna

[uneven tendon]

My favorite musical reference in part 8 other than WoU is Nut King Call being a reference to Nat King Cole

Though I did find them underwhelming overall

[minor ore]

https://open.spotify.com/track/00IrSynHsun7DpDrLkRIjM?si=uOGOAuooQk-GwhRYZnryIQ

again i think this is relevant

[crystal ginkgo]

[near cedar]

The guy running the group who are the main antagonistic force in the part is the main villain

[minor ore]

yeah

[uneven tendon]

Indeed

Not a card obsessed mom

[wicked wind]

part 9 was confirmed right?

[minor ore]

no

[wicked wind]

i heard somewhere he confirmed it and after part 8 he is going to do it

but maybe its just a rumor

[uneven tendon]

Part 9 wasn't confirmed, Araki just said he wants to do part 9 in Italy

But that was back in 2019

[near cedar]

No

Swear to god Kaato is gonna get forcibly fused with Tooru so he can keep fighting

[minor ore]

how will caato and tooru walk to the walk eyes

[fluid harbor]

Oh
Back to Italy setting again for part 9

[uneven tendon]

Maybe after Tooru is defeated, Joshu could finally fulfill his dream

[fluid harbor]

Yeah
He ain't dead from debris

[quiet hare]

[uneven tendon]

Never has been

[minor ore]

Rai looks so cute in that last frame

[uneven tendon]

BTW head doctor, I don't think Rai's backstory was retconned

[final flame]

can anyone give me a romanization of Joshu's "shit-eating" line?

[viscid pike]

Wait, when did he say that??!!

[minor ore]

yeah

he did]

[grizzled vigil]

when he was about to attack tooru

like seconds before he got bonked

[burnt quiver]

different convo lol

[uneven tendon]

You know what will be the most hype moment in Jojolion?

After the rock disease is permantently cured, Tsurugi goes to school with pants

[barren bough]

im pretty sure the one he's referring to was a joke interview, with very jokey "subtitles"

[minor ore]

WOOOOOO

[uneven tendon]

And he gets a haircut like Joshu

[minor ore]

no its not

[uneven tendon]

Yeah it wasn't

[barren bough]

was it not?

[minor ore]

there was an actual written down text of him saying that in a convention in italy

some comic con type thing

i dont remember

[uneven tendon]

Also, him saying he wants to do part 9 in Italy doesn't say a lot because that doesn't mean the part WILL take place in Italy

[barren bough]

oh, so Italian Jolyne for part 9

[uneven tendon]

In fact, I think people would want to see more of the Higashikatas in part 9

[minor ore]

or that it will happen at all

[uneven tendon]

That's true as well

So like I said, Mamezuku's story wasn't retconned

[minor ore]

it kinda was

actually it was just made more confusing

but it can still fit two events in one

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

Like I said, I don't know what Araki expects to do after we supposedly defeat Caato

Will the last few chapters just be the characters solving mysteries?

[barren bough]

they find out that baby was Tooru's reincarnation

then he absorbs it

and WoU becomes C-Moon

[uneven tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-noo-no-gif-15893771

[minor ore]

wha

its fine

[runic adder]

Yea I think Araki can find a way to fit two events into one

Or reveal rai was lying

The stories contradict themselves a ton tho, if they were the same event

[minor ore]

they dont

[runic adder]

If they were the same event yes they do

[minor ore]

actually i thought about it and they dont really bump into eachother

[runic adder]

How

[minor ore]

just small details that make it confusing

[minor ore]

its not

[minor ore]

emporio

[runic adder]

Small details like his parents dying

[minor ore]

what???

[minor ore]

no

[runic adder]

Why does everyone think emporio would be in part 9

[minor ore]

thats not what im talking about

[runic adder]

Then what are you talking about

[minor ore]

araki spoiled

[runic adder]

Original universe is done

We will not be seeing emporio again

[minor ore]

Eh

[runic adder]

Seethe

Cope

It’s done

[minor ore]

because that fucking asshole papa valentine released a meme video of araki interview with fake subs and little kids thought it was real and started spreading misinformation

[runic adder]

Uggghh

[uneven tendon]

Why do you dislike that Papa Valentine?

[runic adder]

I’ve never seen a community with more rampant misinformation than jojo

[uneven tendon]

Because people thought his video was real?

[runic adder]

Because he probably said it was real

[uneven tendon]

I would argue Assassin's Creed is just as bad as Jojo's in that regard

[minor ore]

and because he continued making that shit

and the fandom kept getting worse

[uneven tendon]

But at least Jojo is much more consistent and better than Assassin's Creed

[runic adder]

How bad is it in assassins creed

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/1gPKquuaOD8

Not fake

[runic adder]

Are you kidding me

Does papa valentine work at viz

Hmm????

[minor ore]

are you for real

[uneven tendon]

Imagine an interview where Araki talks about Tooru, and he changes it to ''yes, I confirm Caato is a rock human''

[runic adder]

They are lmao

[minor ore]

Japanese ppl confirmed the subs are right

[runic adder]

[minor ore]

nah this is just bait lmao

easy bait

[runic adder]

Ugh

[minor ore]

@minor ore stop talking

your trolling is weak

[uneven tendon]

Why do people believe this

[heavy ledge]

you would be amazed at the amount of people that believe those videos

and then they go shitting on things they ve read

why do you think there are so many people that actually believe there will be a part 9 with emporio

[runic adder]

I never trust any actual jojo sources except the wiki

[uneven tendon]

I remember people thinking that the ''Jotaro draws The World card but it's already taken so he draws The Star card'' video as real

[runic adder]

I’ve seen that as well

Like how do people forget that much about a show

[uneven tendon]

Because they came for the memes

Not the story and characters

[minor ore]

avdol literally says "Oh shit my bad" how can you believe its real please

i swear just

10 yos watching jojo through yt memes

[uneven tendon]

Jojo fans? More like: Jojo clowns

[runic adder]

Fr the jojo anime and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race

[uneven tendon]

Don't blame DP, blame the fans

[minor ore]

sperate the artist from the art

or in this case

seperate the toilet from the shit

honestly i don't call myself a jojo fan anymore, i just say i like jojo

[uneven tendon]

I think the weirdest misconception is people who think that parts 2, 3, 4 and 6 shouldn't have happened because ''Giorno is the only true Jojo after Jonathan''

Even though George 2 existed

[minor ore]

lol what

[runic adder]

What?

How is he the only “true jojo”

What logic is that?

[minor ore]

just 9 year olds saying stupid fucking shit

[runic adder]

How

[minor ore]

dont stress too much about it

[uneven tendon]

Because people think he's the only one with Jonathan blood for some reason

[runic adder]

....do they not understand basic genetics?

Have they ever even heard of sex?

I doubt it on both ends

[minor ore]

theyre 8

i doubt it

[runic adder]

Yep

[uneven tendon]

TBF, I also started to watch and read Jojo because of memes

Yet I also tried to actually pay attention

[minor ore]

same

i started cus memes and then i was like "yo this shit actually good" and started paying more attention

[runic adder]

A lot of people do

But that’s not even an excuse to not pay attention to a show lmao

[uneven tendon]

Yeah

[minor ore]

and it just turned into me watching the show cus i actually liked it, instead of cus memes

[uneven tendon]

Araki also has a good taste in memes, his favorite is ''I refuse''

[minor ore]

based

nah his fav meme is mamezuku

hes a walking shitpost

mamezuku best boy tbh

[heavy ledge]

thats why im a jojolion enjoyer and not a jojo fan

[uneven tendon]

I also don't like how people keep saying that everything Araki says is a retcon

Like Anasui's gender

[runic adder]

Rai posting is supreme for a reason

[uneven tendon]

When it was never retconned and Araki just wanted to show the same dude in different genders

[minor ore]

i lo-I LOVE RAI POSTING

wasn't that just because he wanted an androgynous character

yes

[runic adder]

Yea pretty much

[minor ore]

ah

[runic adder]

So it wasn’t so much a retcon as a design change

Just like best mom in jjl

[uneven tendon]

And even that has an in universe explanation: his Stand can restructure things

[runic adder]

Eh that explanation was never given

More of a headcanon

Again I think it’s just a design change, doesn’t have to be explained

[runic adder]

Lmfao

Rai posting is the best thing to happen to jojolion boards

[runic adder]

I don’t see how that changes anything

[runic adder]

Foo questions his gender cuz he’s androgynous

[minor ore]

found more

[runic adder]

Nice

[uneven tendon]

Speaking of Anasui, he must be one of the most micharacterized characters in Jojo

[minor ore]

lmao

yeah

[uneven tendon]

He doesn't even love Jolyne because he's a simp or something like that, he loves her because she gives him hope

[runic adder]

Pretty much

[near cedar]

You expect too much from JoJo fans

[uneven tendon]

I don't think I am

[minor ore]

What do you expect from the fandom that still makes "jotaro real son koichi!" memes

[uneven tendon]

I was just planning to mention Jotaro as another mischaracterized character

[minor ore]

[vague bough]

do y’all now when is jojolion gonna finish?

[uneven tendon]

We don't know

[heavy ledge]

tomorrow

[minor ore]

within the next 3 years def

[uneven tendon]

And you're better to ask in #jojo-overall-discussion , because this chat is full of spoilers

[vague bough]

🥺🥺🥺

[minor ore]

youre caught up now right?

[vague bough]

nope still not. i’m at chap 34 lol

[minor ore]

oh then just dont worry

keep reading

[vague bough]

bur don’t worry abt that

[vague bough]

YEAHHH

[minor ore]

and when you catch up, it will be even better waiting monthly

[runic adder]

you're starting into the good part of jjl

[minor ore]

just so good to get your jojo fix

[vague bough]

YEAHHHH

[vague bough]

IT WAS ALREADY AWESOME BEFORE

[heavy ledge]

i bet people that say jojolion is boring is because they know what happens through fucking memes or wikipedia then have the guts to say they dont understand it. ofc you fucking prick, its a mystery and you spoiled yourself

[uneven tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742369278590997/832645275956543488/Screenshot_20210416-185441_Chrome.jpg I think more Jojo fans need to see this page from the manga

[runic adder]

jojolion addicts waiting for their monthly chapters

[uneven tendon]

Then they wouldn't complain Jotaro has no emotions

[minor ore]

fr fr its like crack

[runic adder]

it is but it will get even better

[vague bough]

BORINg WOW

[vague bough]

i agree lol

[vague bough]

AAAAHHHH IM SO EXCITED

[minor ore]

the first like 15 chapters are kinda slow but if you thought that was awsome.. oh boy

[heavy ledge]

man i read 1 chapter and i was so hyped of what it was about and who that big booty nude sailor was

[uneven tendon]

I hope you knew from the start that Joshu is a golden boy

[heavy ledge]

love at first sight

[uneven tendon]

Who was just trying to protect his girl

[runic adder]

i loved jojolion from start to finish