#jojolion

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runic adder
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yea

uneven tendon
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And got Mamezuku and Kei, who is Josuke's sister, killed

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I wonder what they will do with the Locacaca 6521 after the WoU arc though

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Maybe after Holly gets cured she could finish it?

runic adder
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possibly

uneven tendon
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What about restoring the rock parts though

runic adder
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new locacaca could do that?

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idk

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its inconsistent so idc about whatever its effects were

uneven tendon
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It probably can, considering how it can remove the Higashikata curse

runic adder
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we dont even know it can remove the curse

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jobin just thinks it will

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but it probably can

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it would suck if after all tsurugi and jobin have tried for the new locacaca that it just doesnt work

uneven tendon
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I still don't fully understand that part as well, because technically that should transfer the curse to someone else

runic adder
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true but wouldnt that just transfer the curse to another family

uneven tendon
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But it's also supposed to make it gone permanently

runic adder
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and what family is there to transfer it to?

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unless they transfer it to yasuho there are no outsiders on the higashikata estate

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maybe they could transfer it to tooru

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but its highly unlikely they could actually capture tooru

uneven tendon
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I don't know if the rock disease could actually work on rock humans though

runic adder
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it doesnt really matter if they can or not

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whatever rock human would get the disease(tooru probably) would just be killed off

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like every other rock human

uneven tendon
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I think that might be Tooru

runic adder
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how so?

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bruh how

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why would tsurugi drag toorus body

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and norisuke literally had his arm cut off by jobin

uneven tendon
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How could Tsurugi drag a fully grown man?

runic adder
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its just a jojo thing, a 10 year old is able to lift an adult, dont worry about it

uneven tendon
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Alright I don't think Tooru is the one in the body bag, but I do think it might have something to do with PMK's abilities

runic adder
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possibly

uneven tendon
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And that it's a different person inside the body bag

runic adder
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my guess is: jobin is disguised as norisuke
if its not norisuke

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that makes the most sense as to who tsurugi would disguise from the rest of the family

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what tsurugis goal is, remains to be seen

uneven tendon
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His goal is for rock humans to rise up

runic adder
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tsurugis

uneven tendon
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Tsurugi main villain of Jojolion

runic adder
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not toorus

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lmao

uneven tendon
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Nah, they share the same goal

runic adder
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they are the same person

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from different timelines

uneven tendon
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Also, Araki lied to us

runic adder
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how so

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with the flashforward?

uneven tendon
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Part 7 and 8 do take place in the same universe

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As the first 6 parts

runic adder
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they do yea

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wait what

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no they dont

uneven tendon
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I think that will be revealed in the finale of Jojolion

runic adder
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not with 1-6

hard meteor
runic adder
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dude, how

uneven tendon
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All the Joestars vs Tooru

runic adder
minor ore
uneven tendon
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Johnny was a cousin of Jonathan joshu

runic adder
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danny was a cousin of danny

uneven tendon
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Diego was a cousin of Dio

barren bough
uneven tendon
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Gyro was a cousin of Will

barren bough
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oh

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nvm

runic adder
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hard to tell when they are serious or not

minor ore
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Yea

strange lava
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softo anda wetto

minor ore
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9 more days before 106

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pain

quartz pawn
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Every time I compare the art of part one to part eight:

junior coral
uneven tendon
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8 days before we get more of Tooru's drip

minor ore
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Wonder of u gifs were a miracle to behold

runic adder
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Do mods just never interfere with this chat, it feels like a wasteland here

arctic lodge
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None of the mods have read jojolion

runic adder
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I see

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Yorm what are your thoughts on 106

arctic lodge
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Oh

minor ore
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Nah FTR keeps an eye on here

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He does a good job keeping the place nice and tidy

hard meteor
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yeah jan ftr and hndrxx are the only mods caught up

minor ore
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Literally no mod

runic adder
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A free land

minor ore
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Until they caught us talking about ancient roman sexuality one fateful day

hard meteor
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lmao

arctic lodge
runic adder
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That’s what we really need to see this chapter

arctic lodge
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We will be left with another cliffhanger :trol

hard meteor
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Yes 10 pages of rai ranting about invisible bubbles

runic adder
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JOSUKE OI JOSUKE DID YOU KNOW

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THE LINES

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NOTHING EXISTS JOSUKE

hard meteor
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The other 35 pages dedicated to rock insects

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And then a cliffhanger

uneven tendon
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Joshu was a naughty boy since childhood

minor ore
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I love rai mamezuku (jojolion series kimyou na bouken part 9)

runic adder
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The return of dododo de dadada

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
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Who knows what will happen next

minor ore
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I do 🙂

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My uncle works at araki USA

marble moss
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How much longer do you think jojolion is gonna be going on for?

uneven tendon
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I think it will end in late 2022

marble moss
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Hmm, i was thinking maybe early 2022, if theres gonna be a part 9

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but late 2022 also makes sense

dusty kindle
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i think it will end in 2043

marble moss
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Truee

uneven tendon
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Virgin Higashikata family

hard meteor
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Early 2023 for me

uneven tendon
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Why I can't use a chapter 64 panel?

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I want to use the one of Kaato and the kids

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For some reason it says it's too explicit

runic adder
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Discord?

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Yea recently it has been weird for me as well

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I keep trying to post pictures of characters but discord marks them as explicit

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Rai, ojiro, josuke even

runic adder
quiet canopy
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ya'll whitesnake learned the spin technique

minor ore
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Truly an asspull stand

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Still the MVP of the part though :)

runic adder
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White snake with spin is the new name for doobie wah

quiet canopy
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yes

uneven tendon
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Tsurugi was pretty cute as a half origami

runic adder
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So cute yea

minor ore
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Poor child

runic adder
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Fr

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Tsurugi doesn’t deserve the pain they’ve gone through

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They’re 10 ffs

minor ore
runic adder
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They is gender neutral

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It doesn’t have to indicate absence of gender

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Like non binary

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Not rude at all dw

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For tsurugi usually I use they cuz I used to slip up a lot and kept saying she

minor ore
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Ahh thanks for explaining

runic adder
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Np

fair hill
minor ore
fair hill
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That's for Xforts recent video

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On wonder of u

minor ore
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That’s cool

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Who made it

fair hill
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I forgot but go no XForts resent video at the end

uneven tendon
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Virgin Funny Valentine, had a Stand that looks like a humanoid rabbit, vs chad Kira that hugged an actual rabbit

runic adder
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Kira is a big chungus enjoyer

uneven tendon
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Holly was a woman of culture, she even wanted Josefumi to read Rose of Versailles

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Shame she confused between him and Kira because of her disease

runic adder
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very sad moment

minor ore
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Yeah I teared up at that moment

uneven tendon
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But luckily the chad Josuke is going to save her

minor ore
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Yeah he better

runic adder
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ofc he will

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if josuke doesnt i will go to josukes house

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and slap him

uneven tendon
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I'll be even madder if Josuke and Yasuho don't end the part as a couple

runic adder
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nah they will

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im sure jojolion will have a happy ending

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with minimal deaths

uneven tendon
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I know you're probably joking but I honestly don't think there will be that many deaths compared to other parts

runic adder
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yea i dont think so either

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even despite this arc

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there have been no main character deaths

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except for josefumi and kira

uneven tendon
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Rai and Kei are probably dead, Jobin will probably die later for Tsurugi or maybe Kaato will sacrifice herself

runic adder
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either jobin or norisuke is a fake out

uneven tendon
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I think both might be fake outs tbh

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Jobin should face responsibility for his bad actions

runic adder
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i mean, thats what wou karmic retribution is for

hard meteor
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Is that still a thing

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I thought that got changed

runic adder
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it did? i have no clue

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idc about wou, i just know pursue bad

quiet canopy
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HE DID IT

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HE DID THE WRYY

uneven tendon
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Considering that now it can't use it's wrist blades to defend itself for some reason, so it uses rock insects

primal lintel
primal lintel
runic adder
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it could be

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all that happened is a lil bleeding from his head

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and his arm cut off

cosmic finch
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true

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people have survived worse

runic adder
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which in all fairness, his hand did got cut off during vitamin c

cosmic finch
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polnereff survied his arm and legs getting chopped off

near cedar
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Yes

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This was bullshit

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Especially in the manga

cosmic finch
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ah yeah ofc

near cedar
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Where his injuries were worse

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Including a hole in his right side

cosmic finch
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oh damn

near cedar
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And his head being split

cosmic finch
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oh damn

runic adder
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yea there have been way worse injuries than jobin and norisuke
shrug doesnt entirely mean they are fake outs but

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i would say like, wow this is a lot of deaths for one arc
but its also the longest jojo arc ever

cosmic finch
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2 and a bit years has it been?

runic adder
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yea pretty much i think

cosmic finch
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OOF

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well it might end in the next 20 years

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not sure tho

runic adder
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hmm thats a possibility

cosmic finch
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maybe a bit longer

runic adder
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that might be a bit short tho

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make it 30, as a rough estimate

cosmic finch
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nah it'll be like 2 years and then jojolions over i think

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5-10 more chapters

runic adder
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i see

cosmic finch
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it'll end when stone ocean begins in 2 years

brittle lodge
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Lego Set 21006

runic adder
cosmic finch
brittle lodge
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yes

cosmic finch
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ok

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?

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im confused was there a joke here?

brittle lodge
cosmic finch
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oh

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i see

wind star
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white house

uneven tendon
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Poor Tom? More like: President Tom

brittle lodge
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man babby president

uneven tendon
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@teal brook So I think Josuke's Explosive Spin can defeat GER

teal brook
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hmmm

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how so?

uneven tendon
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Because it doesn't exist, so GER can't revert it back to 0

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Because it's infinitely close to 0

teal brook
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ooooh wow

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interesting

uneven tendon
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But the downside is that Josuke can't control it

teal brook
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I never thought about that

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yeah

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Doesn't it shoot out of Josuke?

uneven tendon
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Yeah, out of the star birthmark

olive bobcat
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yeah, but once it leaves the birthmark he cant control it

teal brook
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oh that's right

uneven tendon
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That's what I said

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He can't control it

teal brook
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yeah table, stop stealing things 😠

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jk

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but yeah that'd be really interesting

uneven tendon
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TBH it will still probably fail in most scenarios because it's uncontrollable, but GER also can't really revert it

olive bobcat
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yeah, and even without rtz, GER has insane damage output

uneven tendon
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True

minor ore
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Can’t Toru defeat GER too

uneven tendon
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Made a tiny amount of rubble into a projectile that could destroy a statue and turn tiny pieces of it into scorpions

uneven tendon
teal brook
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GER can probably undo the actions of wou

minor ore
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Giorno is in the world

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So maybe he loses

runic adder
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if giorno pursues wou, the calamities arent wou directly

olive bobcat
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theyd still harm gio though

runic adder
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but giorno could just revert the calamities

olive bobcat
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yeah

teal brook
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that's what I was thinking yeee

runic adder
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so could giorno approach wou?

teal brook
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hmmm it seems very plausible

runic adder
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its not like the calamities are a forcefield, people can get close to wou even with calamities, like kei

uneven tendon
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Giorno would force it to face him like how Josuke did, and it won't be able to do anything

teal brook
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oh yeah that seems likely

uneven tendon
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Another reason why I don't think the wrist blades will come back

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Unless WoU strips naked for some reason

hard meteor
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And Rai did manage to touch wou before he ended up calamitied

teal brook
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oh yeah 😔

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wait, how did he get so close?

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I was a little confused at that part

olive bobcat
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landed like a cm away after killing D7

uneven tendon
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The only thing capable of defeating Tooru

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Spinning Style

teal brook
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uhhhh. yes.

uneven tendon
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I wonder how he got to learn about the Spin tbh

teal brook
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Zyro heard a theory, that Rai's related to the Zeppeli's and I kind of like that theory

uneven tendon
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Honestly I also said that a few times, but mostly jokingly

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I'd have to consider Mamezuku the worst Zeppeli if he was one tbh, considering how he's kind of a dick that mainly cares about his own safety than his allies'

teal brook
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oh I see

minor ore
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So is Soft & Wet actually using Zeppeli Spin or is it different

uneven tendon
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Different

hard meteor
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Different

rocky charm
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Mario is the worst Zepelli

teal brook
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Different

rocky charm
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Never even met a Jojo sms

minor ore
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3 more people say different and then I will get it

teal brook
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h*

uneven tendon
rocky charm
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hms

uneven tendon
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He didn't even sacrifice himself, he just killed his entire crew

teal brook
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Tried killing his own son as well

minor ore
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Where did Caesar’s siblings go?

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Probably died

teal brook
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what a stinky Zeppeli

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that's a good question

uneven tendon
minor ore
rocky charm
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They made Bruno

teal brook
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Maybe he thought the Zeppeli's were repetitive

rocky charm
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Well I hope only one would be Bruno's ancestor

minor ore
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But he brought them back @teal brook

uneven tendon
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Jokes aside, they probably still be vibing somewhere

rocky charm
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Hold on how many siblings did Caesar have

uneven tendon
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Bruno doesn't need to be a Zeppeli, he's better than them

teal brook
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😲

uneven tendon
rocky charm
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Can we say that all of the Bucci gang members are Zeppelis

teal brook
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yes 🗿

uneven tendon
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What if Anasui is also a Zeppeli?

teal brook
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I see

rocky charm
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PUCCI IS A ZEPPELI

uneven tendon
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I have an even crazier theory

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Tooru is a Zeppeli

runic adder
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i see

uneven tendon
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Our first Zeppeli main villain

runic adder
olive bobcat
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nah hes a brando :)

rocky charm
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Guys hear me out

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Dio is a Zeppeli

runic adder
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makes sense to me

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people thought ceasar was dio(idk how) so its possible

uneven tendon
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Nah, I have an even better theory

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Josefumi is a Zeppeli

rocky charm
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Josuke used Bites the Dust to send Fugo (Who is a Zeppeli btw you can tell because he's blonde like Caesar) back in time and he became DIO's granddad.

uneven tendon
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What if Kaato is a Zeppeli, which makes all the Higashikatas Zeppelis?

rocky charm
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Also Josuke was driving the carriage that crashed

minor ore
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Fugo was in the coffin

olive bobcat
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everyone is a zeppeli

rocky charm
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Fugo was the coffin

uneven tendon
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What if Johnny will come back from the dead like Jesus and destroy the plane door before it reaches Yasuho and Joshu?

olive bobcat
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yeah

hard meteor
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That be pretty cool

uneven tendon
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''If I killed a president with massive drip, I can kill a guy with teddy bears and massive drips''

kind owlBOT
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@uneven tendon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 15 !

runic adder
minor ore
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He should honestly

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Johnny is immortal in my headcanon

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Strongest character

runic adder
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its entirely possible he does become a saint

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thats been a running theory for a while

hard meteor
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Ye

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It’s a good theory

runic adder
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i just dont think johnny specifically will be brought up again this late in the story

teal brook
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I heard about that theory

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😔

runic adder
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the rock disease sure, but johnny is done for

teal brook
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ok. hear me out. get ready for this.

runic adder
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i dont think he will be touched upon in the story again

runic adder
teal brook
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Josuke's going to pass out from the rock stone bug thingies, then out of nowhere, there it is.

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Tusk Act 4

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thank you.

runic adder
teal brook
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I don't know where I was going with that tbh

runic adder
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i mean, understandable

teal brook
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😲

runic adder
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anything is valid since jjl hasnt ended yet

teal brook
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And I expect my theory to be correct 😏

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or prediction rather

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
runic adder
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true true

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they could just have a line in there about the corpse making the wall eyes

uneven tendon
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I also think we should know Karera's past, considering she said she doesn't care about her family and doesn't want to see them

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Which is also why Josuke said he could never love her

teal brook
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Karera's gonna show up again right?

uneven tendon
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And she will probably come back anyways

teal brook
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yes 🗿

uneven tendon
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Yeah, she will

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Like Kaato

hard meteor
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She will yeah

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If ojiro came back

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Then she’ll come back

uneven tendon
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Imagine if they bring back Dolomite

uneven tendon
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Oh no

hard meteor
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Karera higashikata

runic adder
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nah jk jk having black hair with green swirls aint enough evidence

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and no canon colors troll

uneven tendon
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I think what is likely to happen is a Josuke and Yasuho wedding

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Joshu is the best man

tender silo
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Im reading jojolion rn and saw that family tree of the joestars and kiras of the alternate universe. Since every Joestar seems to exist a second time in this universe except Jotaro and Kira Yoshikage took his place in the Family tree, could it be that Kira Yoshikage fought the alternate Diego Brando from the end of part 7 in the past? I mean he stayed in the universe where valentine brought him.

uneven tendon
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What

wind star
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no

hard meteor
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What

uneven tendon
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Kira can't go back in time

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He's an explosive bubbles boy

wind star
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how would he, bites the dust requiem

tender silo
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I just started part 8, sorry

wind star
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its fine

uneven tendon
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Classic Requiem Stands in a world without any Stand arrows

tender silo
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but it would have been cool

uneven tendon
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No it wouldn't

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BTW Metal

tender silo
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content for part 9 if araki is running out of ideas.

uneven tendon
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What do you think is the reason for the rock disease?

uneven tendon
tender silo
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what rock desease?

uneven tendon
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You'll see later

tender silo
tender silo
brittle lodge
wind star
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a journey to remember

uneven tendon
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Also, Catch The Rainbow is overrated, Boku no Rhythm is underrated

uneven tendon
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Chocolate Disco is also pretty underrated, come to think of it

brittle lodge
tender silo
brittle lodge
uneven tendon
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CTR is a great song

olive bobcat
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tatoo you! beats GER

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trust me

uneven tendon
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I love how Catch The Rainbow is technically just a mask

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Like not even a very complex one at that

tender silo
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yeah thats kinda unique

hard meteor
wind star
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mask that dances on rain

tender silo
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Imagine startring a fight but its not raining

wind star
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that's sad

uneven tendon
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Tusk or Dirty Deeds Done For Cheap have to be the best songs to be referenced in SBR

olive bobcat
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i wouldnt really want CTR at all
where i live its rained like once in the last 4 months lmao

teal brook
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lmao

uneven tendon
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''Don't say that you love me
Tusk!
Just tell me that you want me''

tender silo
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oh damn

kind owlBOT
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@tender silo, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

wind star
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moyai

tender silo
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its been raining for days here

uneven tendon
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The main reason I consider CTR overrated and weak is because there is very little rain where Blackmore lived

teal brook
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I'm jealous

minor ore
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Basically everything from part 7 and 8 would defeat GER now that I think about it

uneven tendon
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CTR is a bit like Fun Fun Fun: it's good when it works, but it works in very specific scenarios

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Nope

teal brook
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yeah that's sad

sinful bramble
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Ah yes, Wired will win against GER

uneven tendon
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SBR universe Stands are mostly weaker than OG universe Stands and no OG universe Stand could beat GER

brittle lodge
minor ore
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I think you’re are all GER fanboys

tender silo
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maybe I´ll change pfp and username to a cooler stand soon. im dure there will be better characters in part 8

uneven tendon
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The only thing that could MAYBE beat GER is ||an invisible bubble||

tender silo
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+sure lol

minor ore
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Nah jk

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

brittle lodge
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no

minor ore
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Yeah

uneven tendon
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Don't forget to simp Dolomite

minor ore
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How?

tender silo
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wait what

minor ore
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GER isn’t strong enough to kill Star Platinum

olive bobcat
minor ore
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Just, how will it beat GER?

uneven tendon
minor ore
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GER gets tired and SP beats it

brittle lodge
kind owlBOT
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@brittle lodge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 19 !

uneven tendon
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Dolomite is so underrated

edgy tiger
uneven tendon
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Unlike Tooru, he sticked to his woman and even sacrificed himself for her

olive bobcat
minor ore
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Yeah

uneven tendon
olive bobcat
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yeah

tender silo
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pocoloco is a b---

olive bobcat
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pocoloco caused the events of JJL

brittle lodge
brittle lodge
uneven tendon
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Actually, Norisuke 1 was also implied to be raised like a girl, which is tied to the rock disease

wind star
uneven tendon
tender silo
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i think hes annoying and didnt deserve the win at all

uneven tendon
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Yes he did

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He got encouragement from his Stand

hard meteor
brittle lodge
minor ore
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Pocoloco is the best JoJo, change my mind

wind star
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I hated him

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I don't know why

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he seemed so annoying

uneven tendon
tender silo
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wait hes a jojo?

uneven tendon
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No, but he's cool enough to be one

minor ore
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It was a joke

brittle lodge
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he's chad enough

minor ore
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I didn’t actually mean it

tender silo
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i thought

minor ore
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But he should be

uneven tendon
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Actually, I think I might've noticed a star birthmark in Pocolocco's early chapters

minor ore
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Actually, Pocolocco is the first Joestar

olive bobcat
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pocoloco joestar is real

tender silo
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fr? lemme check that

minor ore
hard meteor
tender silo
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thats a new meme now. pocoloco joestar

uneven tendon
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Then why it was never said that Hato had the rock disease?

minor ore
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PoJo gang

brittle lodge
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POJO

uneven tendon
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Yes

tender silo
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POJO

uneven tendon
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Yeah, Norisuke 2, who is the ancestor of the modern day Higashikatas, was 2 years older than Rina

hard meteor
#

Yeah i know,it is weird he didn’t get it first

uneven tendon
#

Maybe Araki just forgot?

hard meteor
#

Nah there could be a deeper meaning

uneven tendon
#

Actually, you know what is a real Araki forgot in part 8?

hard meteor
#

Or she was the exception

tender silo
#

what about these fruits btw? I saw them on many artworks

kind owlBOT
#

@tender silo, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

uneven tendon
#

Johnny's son is called George 3, even though Johnny's dad was called George 1

uneven tendon
tender silo
brittle lodge
#

hate joshu

uneven tendon
#

Get out

hard meteor
#

Cringe

hard meteor
#

Gtfo of here

minor ore
#

Joshu is the second best Joestar

olive bobcat
#

youre not far in right?

edgy tiger
#

Joshu’s haircut is honestly a war crime

tender silo
#

right

edgy tiger
#

He should be sacrificed for that

brittle lodge
#

i despise joshu

uneven tendon
#

Average Jojo fan that hates Joshu and Tooru vs Jojo enjoyer that loves Joshu and Tooru

olive bobcat
#

yeah, youll find out more bout the fruits soon

edgy tiger
tender silo
#

thats cool

minor ore
uneven tendon
#

I despise ||Daiya||

hard meteor
#

Average joshu fan

edgy tiger
#

Have you guys read that one Thus spoke Rohan chapter about the Harvest moon family?

uneven tendon
edgy tiger
#

I need to know when that was made cause the similarities to JJL is too uncanny

tender silo
#

joshu seems like alternate okuyasu but even dumber

hard meteor
#

It came after jjl

uneven tendon
#

My biggest issue with Jojolion is that Yasuho's mom is a gamer, but Yasuho is anti gaming

edgy tiger
minor ore
#

Isn’t Harvest Moon like an animal crossing type game on N64 or something?

edgy tiger
uneven tendon
edgy tiger
#

I was thinking Higashikata curse is the vestige of a grudge becoming a stand

edgy tiger
#

And the bones of the new saint Johnny deflect curse

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Famous theory but I’ve never heard of the stand part

uneven tendon
#

What if the real saint in part 8 is Holly, and Josefumi was unknowingly right?

minor ore
kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 22 !

uneven tendon
#

*Hirose gaming

minor ore
#

Fuck, why doesn’t it cross out

minor ore
#

What did I do wrong

uneven tendon
#

Just like her counterpart

edgy tiger
#

The rule for saint is miracle after death

uneven tendon
#

Holly is dead mentally

rocky charm
#

How is Holly dead? She's just in a freaky-ass coma

edgy tiger
#

She just got brain tumor, so many ppl have that are still living tho

uneven tendon
#

Actually, what if Josefumi is the real saint in part 8, considering he sacrificed himself for Kira?

minor ore
#

I mean, she’s clinically dead for the time being

edgy tiger
#

I’d say she’s more alive then ppl in vegetive state cause she can speak, walk and do shot

rocky charm
#

Just a tiny little minor brain tumor brought about by being the illegal clinical trial of a Fruit that is potentially deadly

uneven tendon
#

Or maybe Kira is the saint, which is also why Josuke has the Spin, a miraculous power that was just as strong as Jesus?

edgy tiger
#

Tbh all sighs kind of point to Johnny, Mama Higashikata even said she remembered Johnny’s legend before she made Jobin do the ritual

rocky charm
#

I remember some relation to where Johnny died on Shakedown Road and the tree Josuke was found under

minor ore
#

I like how your immediate conclusion to Josuke discovering spin is Josuke = Mormon Jesus

rocky charm
#

So it's possible that "somehow" Josuke's powers come from Johnny

edgy tiger
#

That’s basically worship and paying respect to Johnny, the signs are in our face

uneven tendon
#

Mormon?

uneven tendon
rocky charm
#

Mormon Jesus is just Jesus coming to another place, like he said he would when he left in the NT

edgy tiger
#

Gyro was the saint frfr

uneven tendon
rocky charm
#

🚫 Fried Chicken 🚫

minor ore
#

Fuck Gappy, fried chicken > fries
Worst JoJo

uneven tendon
#

I really want to see that to be turned into a full song in the anime

#

But Tooru dancing to WoU will probably be the next Torture Dance

uneven tendon
minor ore
#

Fried chicken has scientifically proven to be better

#

Think about

#

Fries are just crunchy potatoes
Fried chicken is just crunchy chicken
Regular chicken > regular potatoes, I’ve proven my point

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Maybe he didn't have good chicken parts

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My favorites are the thighs and leg

split tide
#

Never trust a man with 4 testicles.

rocky charm
#

Never trust a man with gold teeth

minor ore
#

Breasts are like the MRE of meats

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So bland and tasteless

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So dry

split tide
minor ore
#

Breasts can be pretty good sometimes, tbh

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They're good with other stuff

uneven tendon
minor ore
#

Eating a chicken alone though.... They're the worst part imo

rocky charm
minor ore
#

They are too boring on their own. It’s like bread

uneven tendon
#

Actually, if Joshu is into women with large breasts, why is he in love with Yasuho?

#

😳

minor ore
#

It’s fine with other meals, even the blandest sandwich bread can be good when peanut butter and jelly are packed in between it. But try eating a loaf of white bread on it’s own and it’s a fucking torture

#

He's in love with his mom

uneven tendon
#

No he isn't

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He tried to drive her away by making her uncomfortable

hard meteor
#

^

#

FINALLY someone understands this

minor ore
#

He’s in love with || haha, got ‘em ||

hard meteor
#

The dude was not gonna go down own his mom he was being intentionally creepy to get her away from his family

minor ore
#

I hate joshu so much i wish he could clap my cheeks

uneven tendon
#

Josefumi, on the other hand, was a milf hunter

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SBR Holly is so good that even her asshole kids try to save her

minor ore
#

Joshu’s unbelievably hot, change my mind

foggy gulch
#

you cant

uneven tendon
minor ore
#

Kinda giving off mary vibes with that outfit

uneven tendon
#

Unlike Jobin

minor ore
#

Joshu is cool

uneven tendon
#

Petition for Joshu to be Norisuke the 5th instead of Jobin

minor ore
#

Jobin is a pussy

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Jacksepticey looking ass

olive bobcat
#

tooru supremacy 💪

edgy tiger
#

I’ll never use hairspray again, fuck hair spray all my homies hate hairspray

quiet canopy
#

first thoughts: emporio

sick gate
#

...

twilit dagger
#

Old emporio when he defeats kars in part9 then travels back in time just to die

minor ore
#

Yeah

twilit dagger
#

Man but when jolyne died to an egg stand i lost it

olive bobcat
#

aegg

twilit dagger
#

Thank god emporio saved her

twilit dagger
olive bobcat
#

yeah

twilit dagger
#

Good

quiet canopy
#

egg

uneven tendon
#

Speaking of part 9, calling it: the Jojo is Josuke's and Yasuho's daughter

twilit dagger
#

Wich fight did you enjoy in part 9?

uneven tendon
#

Hermit Purple vs Ball Breaker

twilit dagger
#

Oh yeah i liked that one

quiet canopy
#

GASP

#

part 9 spoiler?!!!!!

near cedar
twilit dagger
#

Oh shit

#

Sorry

quiet canopy
#

bruh mangadex is down and on other sites the coloured version ends at chapter 60.

#

i feel broken

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i cant do this

brittle lodge
#

just read b

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&w

quiet canopy
#

my eyes cant follow black and white pictures

#

this hurts me inside

brittle lodge
#

bruh

supple plaza
#

I oddly think that the opening of Boku Dake Inai Machi is oddly fitting with Jojolion on a musical level

hard meteor
rocky charm
#

Damo

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He looks like the producer guy from Big Time Rish

runic adder
quiet canopy
runic adder
#

on a musical level, i dont think it quite fits but the song is about perseverance and struggle which is nice

runic adder
#

or rock lions

quiet canopy
#

yes

runic adder
#

jojolion has nothing to do with lions

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its just jojo + evangelion

uneven tendon
#

And just like Evangelion, Jojolion is depressing

runic adder
#

vitamin c is the most depressing arc

#

by far

rocky charm
#

It didn't kill Mamezuku, Norisuke, Jobin, and Kei

edgy tiger
#

Can’t believe she let Tamo hit

runic adder
#

vitamin c killed off josefumi, kira, AND we got some "fun" existential moments of hollys illness

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as well as an emotional and heartbreaking breakdown from josefumi

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kiras great sacrifice

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josefumis determination to prove himself

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jobin and keis deaths were so anticlimactic, norisukes and rais deaths hit very hard

uneven tendon
#

Even then we aren't even certain if any of them are actually dead, even Jobin's death which was the only ''confirmed'' one doesn't seem that obsolete

runic adder
#

for sure

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i mean, kei and rai are totally dead

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injuries are too grievous

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and we saw their ghost hands

uneven tendon
#

Kei's death is disappointing, considering it was a shit death

#

She came in just to die

runic adder
#

fr tho

#

kei shows up, gets a cool arc

#

reveals a major secret

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then disappears

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then shows up last minute just to die

uneven tendon
#

We don't even know a lot about her, other than her being Kira's sister and being a dick to everyone except her mother

runic adder
#

i dont think we really need to know much

minor ore
#

Nah man i love instant deaths

runic adder
#

that seems like the extent of her character

uneven tendon
#

Kira is only seen in flashbacks, yet we know a lot more about him

minor ore
#

You never know who's safe and who's not

runic adder
#

cuz there was a whole flashback arc from his point of view

runic adder
minor ore
#

Maybe joshu will die

uneven tendon
#

Yeah, but Araki already showed he isn't afraid of killing off characters like 7 times already

runic adder
#

rais death was good, still very sudden

uneven tendon
#

Even main ones

minor ore
#

I wish rai's death was more sudden

uneven tendon
#

Yeah Rai's death is good and so is Norisuke's, I just think Norisuke's death is more likely to be a cop out

runic adder
#

why, he still has to give several more paragraphs about the spinning lines

uneven tendon
#

Than his actual death

rocky charm
minor ore
#

Like if it just revealed the hole in his head and he fell lifelessly to the ground, instead he monologues with a hole in his stomach for 2 chapters

runic adder
#

could be his ghost monologue lmao

uneven tendon
#

Like I said, Norisuke in the body bag during chapter 83 will probably be a red herring in some way

rocky charm
#

Characters in Jojo can't die until they finish talking

minor ore
#

Maybe that's why joseph never dies

#

He can't shut up

runic adder
#

its all incredibly suspicious

#

when araki said he never wants anyone to be able to predict his work, he meant it

uneven tendon
#

The biggest red herring is: why everyone are chill 2 and a half hours after their father and older brother died

simple kraken
#

by not being able to predict his own work no one else can

rocky charm
#

^^^^^^

rocky charm
#

Having a flash forward before you even know what's going to happen is a bad idea

runic adder
#

i think it was a great idea, keeps us on our toes
it was executed in such a great way that we still have no idea what it means

uneven tendon
#

What if the reason Kei is missing from the Higashikatas' family photo is because it's suppose to represent who is still alive or not, so Kei is the only dead one?

runic adder
#

for some flashforwards, it can be incredibly obvious

rocky charm
#

It can only show living people

uneven tendon
#

Also, why people think Joshu will die if he was seen being totally fine 2 hours later

runic adder
#

but again, we still can only speculate on the flashforward, and we are really only a few chapters away from it

simple kraken
#

yeah

runic adder
#

i dont think hes dead, nkc is there

#

so its not just an illusion

simple kraken
#

i doubt araki would set up the flashforward and completely abandon it

hard meteor
#

Yeah

#

It’ll come back up

uneven tendon
#

I do wonder where is Yasuho during that scene

#

Maybe upstairs, with Josuke?

#

😳 😳 😳

runic adder
#

well, shes outside rn

#

josuke is like, on the other side of morioh lmao

uneven tendon
#

Damn, no Josuke and Yasuho sex scene

#

Yet

simple kraken
#

it'll happen

kind owlBOT
#

@simple kraken, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

uneven tendon
#

Imagine if Araki will actually kill off Yasuho

simple kraken
#

i just got off the phone with araki he says the last 30 chapters will just be yasuho and gappy

#

he can't kill her off

#

she was the narrator

uneven tendon
#

What if she narrated the part right before she died?

simple kraken
#

true

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Even better: they should do it in the middle of the street, with Tooru and Joshu watching

sick gate
#

Tooru and Joshu should do it too

rocky charm
#

FUCK YES

#

Wait no

uneven tendon
#

Classic Tooru, cutting off 2 of Joshu's fingers with a single leaf and then going on to have sex with him

hard meteor
#

Joshu on top nyohoho

rocky charm
#

Joshu should fuck WoU

uneven tendon
#

We already know how naked WoU looks like, the only thing we don't know is how it's bottom half looks

rocky charm
#

Give it the Miracle of His Love and make it end all Calamities

uneven tendon
#

Technically they aren't calamities, Tooru just uses facts and logic so nothing can get in his way

rocky charm
#

Tooru Shapiro

sick gate
#

Nut King Call has to be in it too

uneven tendon
#

I also hope chapter 106 will finally redeem Joshu, so Joshu haters can shut up on him being evil

uneven tendon
#

Joshu is an expert in that joshu

sick gate
rocky charm
hard meteor
#

he doesn’t need redemption imo,but it be hella based if he actually uses nkc in a useful way this chapter

uneven tendon
#

Honestly I don't get why so many people hate Joshu, like part of the whole point is that he's supposed to be ANNOYING

rocky charm
#

Use NKC to break up the plane door into smaller pieces

rocky charm
uneven tendon
#

Like for a character that was intentionally written to be annoying and irritating, Joshu is pretty amazing

simple kraken
#

warning: gore!

rocky charm
#

If they're written to be intentionally irritating, then they can just irritate readers.

runic adder
hard meteor
runic adder
#

hes irritating but hilarious

rocky charm
#

And sure, it fulfills their purpose.

simple kraken
#

joshu chads

rocky charm
#

But that doesn't make them fun to read

sick gate
#

Joshu definitely has something in his head

sick gate
#

like a mental disability

uneven tendon
#

Joshu was just poorly educated by Norisuke

runic adder
#

nah joshu was the chosen man of god, no wonder he is a little wonky in the head

rocky charm
#

Joshu doesn't have room for a brain in his head because it's full of extra sex appeal

runic adder
#

hes fine with daiya making josuke a slave, and hes fine with joshu doing...joshu things

hard meteor
#

yeah and then it horrible backfires on him later

rocky charm
runic adder
#

when he lets his daughter date a serial killer

runic adder
#

shes like 16

hard meteor
uneven tendon
#

Kaato was the parent they needed for their childhood, Norisuke is just a delusional old man with the name of a horse racer and a rich high schooler

runic adder
#

bruh kaato is more fucked up in the head

#

have you seen jobin

uneven tendon
#

Blame Norisuke, not Kaato

hard meteor
#

Yeah kaato was part of the problem lol

#

Literal murderer

runic adder
rocky charm
#

Kaato had more influence on Jobin than other kids

runic adder
#

they are both shitty people

simple kraken
#

Higashikata family kinda bonkers

rocky charm
#

Therefore, Jobin being an evil bitch is Kaato's fault

#

Daiya, as the youngest, is spoiled by Norisuke

#

So her... quirks... are Norisuke's fault

uneven tendon
#

Remember when Norisuke talked about walking a right path for saving Tsurugi, but a few weeks or months or how long it's been from early Jojolion that he was fine with Josuke being kept as a slave by Daiya

runic adder
hard meteor
#

Hella wack

runic adder
#

they dont seem the same now, araki has made them a lot better

uneven tendon
#

Same goes for Joshu

rocky charm
#

You can't expect characters to stay the same from how they're introduced

uneven tendon
steady geyser
#

Saw people say jojolion trash should I read it ?

uneven tendon
uneven tendon
runic adder
uneven tendon
hard meteor
rocky charm
#

Time and again in Jojo, a character gets introduced as an evil villain who's completely insane

hard meteor
#

It’s a really amazing part

runic adder
#

the majority of jojolion readers say its the best part

rocky charm
#

Then they become a good guy and they're just quirky XD

hard meteor
#

Whoever said it was trash probably didn’t get past the first 4 pages

runic adder
#

their insanity might be attributed to stand arrow, who knows

rocky charm
#

Kakyoin, Polnareff, Okuyasu, Hazamada, Rohan, Bruno, etc

simple kraken
#

glad that hasn't happened recently

uneven tendon
#

I guess he became more of a chad offscreen

runic adder
#

well, it seems to me you are describing that norisuke WAS supposed to be a villain

#

araki decided to do a 180 with him for i am a rock

uneven tendon
#

I Am A Rock? More like: not as good as Ojiro vs Tsurugi and Jobin

runic adder
#

i am a rock is still based, dont be like that

#

all jojolion fights are based

uneven tendon
#

All I'm pointing out is: if he doesn't want to kill people to save Tsurugi, why would he also be fine with Josuke, who is an amnesiac and just got adopted by him, losing even more memories and being kept as a slave

rocky charm
hard meteor
#

Good fight

uneven tendon
#

What about Obladi Oblada?

runic adder
uneven tendon
#

Shame WoU doesn't use it's wrist blades

rocky charm
#

Obladi Oblada is just an excuse for Josuke to miss his shot and isn't even done yet, so can't be judged

runic adder
#

bloating the wou arc with rock insects isnt my favorite choice but dododo de dadada is based

rocky charm
#

Dododo de Dadada actually paused the whole fight while it happened

runic adder
#

it does feel like a small plot device rather than a full fledged fight

uneven tendon
#

But it's not as good as Jobin's fight against WoU

#

Epic conclusion

runic adder
#

so im fine with obladi oblada

#

as long as araki doesnt add any more

#

if 106 adds another one ima flip out

sick gate
runic adder
#

throw hands against araki ✊

sick gate
#

save time*

uneven tendon
#

Araki was on drugs while designing the rock creatures

runic adder
rocky charm
uneven tendon
#

Also, what if Tooru is actually going to use the Locacaca to take revenge on his mother?

uneven tendon
runic adder
#

tf

#

his mother is either long dead or irrelevant

uneven tendon
#

I mean, she did leave him alone in the woods to survive

runic adder
#

either way, irrelevant

runic adder
#

its their nature

sick gate
runic adder
#

its no different from turtles leaving their offspring on a beach

sick gate
#

he has no feelings towards his mother regardless

uneven tendon
#

Dolomite was the only good rock human tbh

sick gate
#

he’s a rock human

uneven tendon
#

Genuinely cared and even sacrificed himself

runic adder
#

rock humans dont hold familial bonds, this exemplifies the theme of the part

rocky charm
#

Blue Lagoon was hype af

runic adder
#

and there are a lot of chase scenes

uneven tendon
#

Actually, why can't Dolomite reunite with his girl? She's blind, so she can't even see what happened to him

#

Imagine if he gets the Locacaca and he's the only character getting a happy ending

rocky charm
#

Honestly we should just nuke Morioh and call it a day

#

That would solve everything

uneven tendon
#

What about part 9, which Araki wants to be in Italy?

#

Wholesome chad

sick gate
#

bonk

uneven tendon
#

Poor guy

sick gate
#

he never wanted any of this to happen

kind owlBOT
#

@sick gate, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

foggy gulch
uneven tendon
#

Oh yeah

#

Nvm he deserved everything that happened to him

sick gate
#

we hate fried chicken.

uneven tendon
#

Also, want to know why Tooru is the perfect antagonist for Jojolion?

#

Josuke likes fries

#

But Tooru likes hamburgers

sick gate
#

wow

#

I thought other parts had better dualities between the antagonist and protagonist but that completely changes my view

uneven tendon
#

Josuke's arc is pretty incredible

#

He went from a guy who loved green food and a guy who likes noodles to a guy who likes french fries

sick gate
#

now let’s hope the large fries don’t shrink like the sausages

simple kraken
#

tooru beats goku

edgy tiger
#

Imagine having a relationship with a women and they just throw your baby into an insect nest

naive inlet
#

lol

rocky charm
#

*your baby with whom she was only pregnant for 6 months and is still the size of a pebble

#

Probably never knew she was pregnant at all

thorn zephyr
minor ore
#

JoJolion probably ending within 5 years

golden latch
#

It's gonna be a weird day when you get to the last page of a Jojolion chapter, and it reads THE END

#

It'd be like the day the queen dies

minor ore
#

She's still alive?

golden latch
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

Why?

rocky thorn
#

not for long

golden latch
fierce schooner
#

At this point if there will be another JoJo fighting game, how the hell would Wonder of U be played. All of its attacks are entirely indirect

minor ore
#

It could just have unique animations of the environment attacking

rocky charm
#

They don't have to include every Stand

#

But yeah they could just have random things come in and do the attack instead

#

Finisher move is a plane door crashing on your opponent

minor ore
#

Every single attack is a door falling on you

lost slate
#

the thing is, wou has almost no counters

rocky charm
#

Imagine I Am A Rock in a fighting game

teal brook
#

Holly said you can't approach him, but you can be made to approach it

#

I wonder how that works

rocky charm
#

Every attack is just various things rolling at your opponent

teal brook
#

s c a r y

foggy gulch
golden latch
#

And they've managed shitter stands

#

They added bastet somehow

#

I honestly think they could find a way to make every stand work

minor ore
#

True

light swift
#

They can’t include tooru, literally unapproachable. Just have him as an environmental danger, get too close to the old guy and random crap gets thrown at you.

wind scroll
#

That ain’t Josuke, that’s Josefumi

rocky charm
#

Why is Koichi doing the Jonathan pose

wind scroll
#

Yes

golden latch
#

They wouldn't not include him

#

Anyway, games don't have to be 100% accurate

ripe marlin
#

koichi is jotaros real kid

#

he's gotten more attention than jolyne ever has atleast

golden latch
#

I don't see it as a father son relationship

rocky charm
#

Do you see them as lovers

golden latch
#

It's more of a mentor apprentice type thing

rocky charm
#

Oh that makes way more sense

minor ore
#

It’s Josephmi not Josefumi

golden latch
minor ore
#

Yes it is I saw it

golden latch
#

Why would a Japanese name be Romanized to a weird spelling

minor ore
#

Because it’s a weird town

#

And maybe Josephmi is just a weird person

mystic finch
golden latch
#

That's not how Romanizations work