#jojolion

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sudden nymph
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In any other manga naming your ability after just your name would be really weird

inland oyster
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mini-sized

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nah it'd be cool as fuck

sudden nymph
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Imagine if I just named my ability Sam

inland oyster
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"My secret ability, FTR" and it's a big gun that shoots 3 bullets with F, T, and R engraved on them

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idk you ain't thinking about this hard enough

supple totem
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Sam, short for samuel or samantha meaning ''god has heard''

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it can be cool in that way

sudden nymph
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I mean my full name Sam Minelli sounds like the bacteria so maybe my stand is a bacteria looking stand

near cedar
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Lmao

supple totem
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ooo i think i found u

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just a picture not ip

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i cant do that

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also i just googled ur name

heavy ledge
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i posted jojolion art in #your-works and u are the only guys that understand the context so go see it bls fruit

sudden nymph
supple totem
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yep guitar player apparently

sudden nymph
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Yeah I have no idea who he is

supple totem
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a guy with the same exact name as you

sudden nymph
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Apparently no one knows what the last name Minelli means so that’s cool I guess

supple totem
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Italian: patronymic or plural form of Minello, a pet form of the personal name Mino, which is a short form of a personal name formed with the hypocoristic suffix -mino, such as Adimino, Giacomino, Guglielmino, etc.

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ur italien

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?

sudden nymph
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I know that I’m Italian

supple totem
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habibi minelli

sudden nymph
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That’s definitely not me

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I’m 15

supple totem
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yea if u don't have any image of u on facebook twitter or any other site

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ur pretty hidden

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wich is a good thing

sudden nymph
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I don’t like the type of social media where you just send pictures

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Or short videos

supple totem
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am i even allowed to do this here?

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like

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oh god

sudden nymph
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What?

supple totem
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i just feel awful trying to find others personal information

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and then sharing it on discord

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first time ive tried it but still

inland oyster
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???????????????

near cedar
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No I don't think u are

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Anywhere

inland oyster
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Don't share anyone's personal information anywhere.

supple totem
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bad stuff

kind owlBOT
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@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !

supple totem
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i was too curious

frozen charm
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Okay

minor ore
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Me: mkay let’s begin part eig-
Yasuhos ASS:

heavy ledge
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gappys ass

minor ore
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I literally have only read the first 2 panels brb gonna read 1 and 2

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Omg why I am already in love with this

sudden nymph
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Because Joshu and Gappy are S tier characters

minor ore
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I like Yasuho too

sudden nymph
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She’s like B tier for me she’s alright

minor ore
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Onto chapter 2! Gappy king of having 4 nuts

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

minor ore
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bro

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so like is a character death here spoily even if its from like 15 chapters ago

hard meteor
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It isn’t

minor ore
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whyd joubin kill his dad

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like legit

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his stand is poweless

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i would worry about joshu

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2 seconds and im bolted in pieces and on the ground

hard meteor
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He panicked cause his dad found out he was a murderer and didn’t want his plan to go waste so he speed kinged him

minor ore
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see thats the thing

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he killed a intruder i mean

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the police would deem his a hero

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in a technical point jobin did the right thing

near cedar
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He killed an "innocent" woman too

minor ore
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true

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jobin fucked up and he dead to

lone drum
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I hope Araki draws a lion this part

minor ore
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joshu boutta kill someone

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the higashikata house are all boutta comit murder

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legit daya got close to doing it

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or whats the blondes name again

near cedar
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Hato

minor ore
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hato

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thank you

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man joshu hasnt used his stand for real combat once

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like maybe the milagro man ark but like

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no legit stand on stand fight

lone drum
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Yeah

minor ore
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he got more screen time that any jo bro but less fights than fucking ceaser

lone drum
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What's his stand again

minor ore
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like less than kakyoin

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nut king call

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nuts and bolts

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he bolts stuff

lone drum
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If I had that stand I wouldn't fight either

minor ore
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whaaaat

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Im shipping Yasuho and Gappy

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OTP

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hold up even without fighting

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its so godamn handy

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picture this your getting a couch through the door but the couch is to wide

lone drum
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Yes but it not really a fighting stand

minor ore
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THEN BOOM NUT KING CALL BOLTS IT IN HALF

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it can fight

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its like

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kinda like sticky fingers

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but less uses

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i mean you could bolt a person apart?

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in half

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a piece of em?

sudden nymph
minor ore
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DUDE JUST REALISED

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ALL JO BROS GOT OP STANDS BUT NO SCREEN TIME

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wait

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buccerati

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who else

loud lintel
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okuyasu

sudden nymph
olive bobcat
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Gyro bc senescence is very good

minor ore
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every jobro onr way or another has to be carried by mc for no reason

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they cant have their own fight

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mc has to be their

loud lintel
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mamezuku's stand aint that op tho

sudden nymph
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Nut king call is the third most powerful stand in jojolion

olive bobcat
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X Doubt

minor ore
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im sorry but joshu somewhat has jobro potentioal

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hes just stuck up

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hell come around

hard meteor
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Yea

sudden nymph
# olive bobcat X Doubt

It doesn’t need to touch something to put a nut on it
It just has to be in its range of C

nimble widget
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i beat my meat to josuke

minor ore
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TF

nimble widget
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what?

olive bobcat
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Not saying it's bad there's just at least 3 that are better,

nimble widget
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i mean part 8 josuke

minor ore
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kinda weird bro

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

minor ore
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ngl

nimble widget
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not part 4 josuke

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just part 8

sudden nymph
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It’s a pretty OP non automatic stand

minor ore
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in jojo could you really date any of the mc they are kinda well annoying to obnoxious

loud lintel
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its ok, i beat mine to josuke 4

minor ore
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i mean imagine giorno he literally well blow you off for gang shit

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joseph could be fucking anyone when you aint there

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johnathon would be alright

sudden nymph
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If Nut king call works on stands themselves its a S- tier stand

olive bobcat
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Oh for sure

loud lintel
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luizdoro

sudden nymph
minor ore
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nut king call has not been seen to have a stand rush and it kinda is just behind joshu

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at like all times

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it just kinda stands there

sudden nymph
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It’s kinda cute ngl

minor ore
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true

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cute stand vibes

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soft and wet has a weird ass face

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menacing 100

olive bobcat
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It's probably my favorite stand design from the part and definitely top 10 if not 5

loud lintel
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its kinda cute

sudden nymph
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Nut king call is definitely in my top ten favorite stands

minor ore
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if every stand has a baby form like kid chariot

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what would like

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baby star platinum be

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or golden experience

loud lintel
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the same but small? idk

minor ore
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kid chariot made baby sounds like pami

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wholesome 100

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also dont stands rushes kinda sound like the users voice

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so like if we child version em we know what they sounded like as kids

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JOJO MATH

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THIS IS SOME REAAAL SHIT

elfin tangle
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There's more parts with the Jobros helping the main character out and having their own fights than parts without that

sudden nymph
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Okuyasu and speedwagon didn’t really have their own fights but everyone else did

elfin tangle
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That's still the tiny minority

junior coral
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tiny minority is redundant

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Anyway what do you guys think Kei's Requiem Stand will look like

elfin tangle
elfin tangle
junior coral
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Star Platinum

kind owlBOT
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@junior coral, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 29 !

junior coral
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On a motorcycle

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!!!!!!!!!!!!

elfin tangle
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Yes

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Kei's stand is capable of freezing shit in place, yeah?

junior coral
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freezing wind

elfin tangle
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Ahhh

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Right

frozen charm
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Freezing time

hallow sigil
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Given that she's a Joestar it's probably more complicated than it looks, tbh

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Or maybe she just has a literally cool biker stand

minor ore
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Yasuho is beautiful

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Also GAPPY IS KIRA

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?????

hallow sigil
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Knowing Araki were about to get a 20 chapter flashback revealing that Kira and Kei were totes incestuous or some weird shit

minor ore
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Im on chapter 4

hallow sigil
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"It's okay now though because you're basically my cousin now that you're only half my brother."

minor ore
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This shit crazy

hallow sigil
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You ain't seen nothing yet

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Not a damn thing

hallow sigil
junior coral
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Fruit guy , don’t be vague spoiling things

hallow sigil
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But that's what makes it fun to read and find out

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Explicit spoilers are no fun

junior coral
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Don’t be spoiling at all is the point mate

hallow sigil
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Might want to avoid this channel around the 16th-18th of each month @minor ore

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That's when new chapters usually drop and this channel will be nothing but spoilers

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We're in what might be the final arc or two now.

minor ore
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Ah gotcha

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I pretty much don’t read anything but the replies to me so ill mostly be in SBR or SO till I catch up

junior coral
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Good

minor ore
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Also Yasuho gave Gappy a boner lmao

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That was funny

junior coral
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Hehe yeah

hallow sigil
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I'm glad in the recent chapter Araki is getting back to his hobby of learning bizarrely esoteric trivia about strange things

junior coral
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Yep

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Love that

hallow sigil
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Like how many aircraft parts go missing a year of whatever

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How do you even find this shit out

junior coral
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Being awesome

olive bobcat
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Wikipedia hole

hallow sigil
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Does he just get toasted and hit "I'm feeling lucky" on Google all day?

minor ore
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Yes

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That is absolutely what he does

sudden nymph
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Doctor wu localized name = Doctor who
oh wait

junior coral
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Surgeon Wu

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Mark my worms

sudden nymph
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Ok but what about Surgeon Who

frozen charm
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Worms marked.

faint rivet
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Dr. Uwu Tomoki

junior coral
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Oh no

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Not in my house

faint rivet
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only in your house

sudden nymph
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Joshu x Green Giorno coming soon to a theater near you

junior coral
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Noooooo

sudden nymph
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Green Giorno is going to act as a tsundere and Joshu is going to absolutely jacked

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But Joshu deflects the bullets with his 10 pack

junior coral
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The bullets are coated in poison and his abs deflate like balloons

sudden nymph
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He reverses time and screws the guns out of existence

minor ore
elfin tangle
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Green Gio the ultimate tsundere

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I ship it

sudden nymph
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Me too

elfin tangle
left ferry
frozen charm
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Okay

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I've been thinkinge

minor ore
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Oh no

frozen charm
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Oh yes

minor ore
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Oh no

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I hate it when you think

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It causes pain to us all

frozen charm
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I'm pretty sure tooru wants the new rokakaka for more than just money

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Basically

junior coral
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Yes, sex

frozen charm
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No

junior coral
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He’s gonna bang Yasuho after this is all over

frozen charm
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No

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Toorus gonna sell the fruit to the rich

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And they can basically become immortal right

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The rock humans are the only source of this fruit

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They have power over the rich and powerful

left ferry
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They're gonna buy Japan

frozen charm
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They literally can become the superior lifeform

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Over humans

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And rule the world

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That's the power of the rokakaka

minor ore
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They already are superior

left ferry
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Tooru for prime minister

frozen charm
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They are

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But humans still rule over them

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The fruit can be used to save someone else's life for your own or to extend your own life by selfishly taking someone else's

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What josuke wants and what toorus gonna do

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Ez

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Jojolion explained

minor ore
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Eggward

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No more speaking

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Just sing with me

frozen charm
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What

minor ore
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Sing

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Uh

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Mean mr mustard

frozen charm
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No

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Okay my theory sounds confusing

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I'ma run back what I think toorus main goals are

minor ore
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Not really

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I understood fine

frozen charm
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Ehhh

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I wanna go into more detail

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The more I think about it the more it's not a theory

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Rai explained it pretty well

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😔

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Ight fuck it

minor ore
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No thinking

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It’ll fry you

frozen charm
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The new rokakaka can basically make you immortal right, this is the immortality industry mamezuku was talking about

Tooru wants to sell this fruit to the rich and powerful and he can set a big price on immortality and tooru and the other rock humans are the one in control of the fruit, they can basically decide when you die, with this power alone they can take control and become the superior life form over humans since they basically have control over life itself

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That's how I see it

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Anyway

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That took alot of thinking

tired narwhal
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Tooru surname is De do do do De da da da

minor ore
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I'm listening to Urban Guerilla

frozen charm
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Tooru name is tooru

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?

sudden nymph
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Tooru is Joshu confirmed

hard meteor
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Impossible

sudden nymph
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Tooru is an illusion caused by Mysterio who was hired by Joshu

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And wonder of u was a parasitic stand so that’s why Joshu has two stands

light swift
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It could all be fake, we never left Florida. We're still in the prison. This is part 6 stone ocean.

frozen charm
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Can't wait for jojolion to end with emporio waking up

light swift
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The fandom would die right there lol

faint rivet
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Jojolion fake????!!!!???

hard meteor
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It was all a dream

faint rivet
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As it should be

frozen charm
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Jojol in real?!

sudden nymph
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Yes

red nova
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everyone, who is your favorite jojo???

kind owlBOT
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@red nova, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

sudden nymph
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Gappy

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Is my favorite jojo

red nova
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gappy is part 8 josuke

sudden nymph
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Yes

red nova
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ohk just making sure

frozen charm
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I don't really have a favorite

faint rivet
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Josuk8 is my favorite

frozen charm
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I like john joestart

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And the gappster

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I don't like joe

faint rivet
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Does shizuka count

sudden nymph
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Actually John joestart is my favorite

frozen charm
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Yea

faint rivet
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Too bad I don't like her

frozen charm
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Does jojolion joseph joestar count

sudden nymph
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Yes

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Absolutely

frozen charm
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Does KEI count

faint rivet
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John Joestart is the best joj

sudden nymph
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Yes

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And yes

red nova
sudden nymph
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It’s a joke he isn’t a real character

red nova
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ohh I've been jebaited

sudden nymph
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John joestart does not exist

red nova
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lmao

faint rivet
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John Joestart is in part 9

sudden nymph
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It takes place in the Wild West again and every stand is a gun stand

faint rivet
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No it takes place in Milwaukee and nothing interesting happens

frozen charm
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John joestart israel

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Is real

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Nothing happens

faint rivet
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John is Israeli but lives in Milwaukee

fathom sparrow
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john joestart dies at the end

faint rivet
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Fake

rugged sun
faint rivet
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Josskay

olive bobcat
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Shizuka

frozen charm
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Joshu

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Joestar

sudden nymph
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Joshu is my favorite jojo

faint rivet
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Joshu Jogashikata

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Bam now it's real

sudden nymph
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I read somewhere that his name can be read as Jojo but I’m pretty sure that’s not true

faint rivet
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His name is jojo higashikata

frozen charm
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Joshu lion

faint rivet
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JoJo(shu)lion

minor ore
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Joshu seems like a simp

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I haven’t seen too much of him yet but

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Simp alert

faint rivet
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Uh oh banned word

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Dunno if it's banned in this context though

frozen charm
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Sm h

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You're banned

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@car company

faint rivet
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@real she ra

sudden nymph
frozen charm
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@dongs jan

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@joe

faint rivet
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@The Skyfoogle

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Crarco needs to update the rules page like smh one of the owners has left and a lot of the people listed as mods aren't mods anymore

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Wait nvm skyfoogle was a head mod not the owner

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Still needs to be updated

sudden nymph
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Oh no he’s going to ban all of us

inland oyster
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I can see the confusion but the rule is regardless of context.

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It’s because we can’t have the bot delete words like beartrap or simple for obvious reasons

faint rivet
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All of the mods listed in the rules are either gone or retired

inland oyster
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I’ve asked him 2 times already Nate lol

faint rivet
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Third times a charm

faint rivet
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Shitbull

frozen charm
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Jojo lion

sudden nymph
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Joshu lion

faint rivet
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Daiya lion when?

sudden nymph
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Never she’s canceled

faint rivet
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Wait Holy shit I just thought about something

sudden nymph
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What?

faint rivet
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Caato - o = caat. Caat - a = cat. Lion = cat. Caato is the jojo lion

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I solved jojolion

sudden nymph
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Oh my gosh we made a breakthrough in the case

hard meteor
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Finally we know who the jojo lion is

olive bobcat
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Ok but

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Dolomite - do = lomite, lomite -omite = l, l + ion = lion

sudden nymph
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Maybe there are two jojolions

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@minor ore why do you keep typing lol

minor ore
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I have no idea

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
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It's relaxing i suppose

frozen charm
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We

viral plume
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#stardust-crusaders Im referring to paisley park, I think that stand would fit with allot better with Joseph Joestar

junior coral
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why

night moon
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ok uhh legit question

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do we have examples of rock humans bleeding cuz i genuinely can’t remember any

junior coral
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yep

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Damo's death is a pretty good example of it

night moon
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yea that’s where i went after asking

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pog and also gross

junior coral
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!

jade granite
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the blood shows up then turns to dust

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other example of rock human bleeding is the rock human that kira found

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the first one he learned about, on the ship

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it fell while hibernating and its boulder form was bleeding

minor ore
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i loved that panel

sudden nymph
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I don’t like soft and wet’s arm in this panel

zenith urchin
faint rivet
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if dolomite was gone, it'd be even better

inland oyster
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Oh

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I didn’t notice him until you pointed him out

sudden nymph
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It’s not loading for me

frozen charm
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Be nice to him

fathom sparrow
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why does dolomite get to be on 2 covers

slow thicket
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Please don’t hate me for this... ugh I don’t like Joshu

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I’m not on part 8 but from what I’ve heard is bad!

hard meteor
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Bruh

frozen charm
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Acceptable opinion

hard meteor
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Atleast read the part to make a proper judgment

fathom sparrow
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joshu poisoned my crops

slow thicket
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Sorry

minor ore
elfin tangle
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^

inland oyster
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Nah fuck that all Joshu hate is acceptable

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Trash on him it don’t matter he deserves it

junior coral
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Joshu gay

elfin tangle
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Nah, blindly hating him without reading the damn part at least is cringe

hard meteor
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Ftr capping again 😒

inland oyster
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I never cap metal

elfin tangle
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😑

inland oyster
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Finna bully some joshu fans

junior coral
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Someone hating having not read the part? Now THATs cringe

unborn crane
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i hate joshu too dw

hard meteor
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Where’s that one gif

inland oyster
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It don’t embed

hard meteor
unborn crane
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rip

junior coral
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Joshu is based

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Joshu lovers rise up!

unborn crane
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😭 im so confused

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jojolion memes

inland oyster
junior coral
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Fr fr

elfin tangle
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Alright that's enough hate

inland oyster
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It ain’t enough but I’m satisfied

heavy ledge
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id rather see kono dio da memes all day long before reading that

sudden nymph
# slow thicket Please don’t hate me for this... ugh I don’t like Joshu

He’s not a good person but his writing is amazing and imo is Araki’s best writing for a individual character. You know so much about him arguably more than most characters in jojo and all of it is done through basic sounding dialogue. His stand also has a 5/5 for me In all the categories for a great stand those being
-great design
-great ability
-great connection to its user
Also a lot of the things (not all) of the supposedly bad things were misconceptions from the fans. He can also be funny and enjoyable at times

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Just because someone isn’t a good person doesn’t mean they can’t be a great character

elfin tangle
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^^^^

faint holly
minor ore
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hypothetically speaking

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could speed kinda power something

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i mean if tusk is infinite rotation could it power something for eternity

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and it requires no energy for speed king to ignite so could jobinpower something useingheat energy

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much like a coal furnace

junior coral
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Idk

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Probably maybe not ? Hard to say

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Speed King’s power comes from him applying heat to stuff through touch

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It’s not like a machine can’t do that anyway

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I honestly can’t see a scenario where he’d need to do that anyway

minor ore
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damn this is starting to get kinda cool

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what stands are power producers

junior coral
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Are you reading JJL?

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Or you’re caught up?

minor ore
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i read all of the manga

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and im caught up

junior coral
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Ah okay good

minor ore
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yup

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lots of stands i believe could be power producing machines

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kinda cool huh

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magicians red is one

junior coral
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Mostly Stands that are emitters probably fall into that category

sudden nymph
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@junior coral what’s your least favorite stand?

minor ore
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from which part

sudden nymph
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Any part

minor ore
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kenny g from part 3 is the biggest bruh stand ever

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it just disguises shit

junior coral
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I don’t count that one really

minor ore
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like 2 kids in a trench coat on top of eachother

sudden nymph
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Tenore sax

junior coral
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He doesn’t do enough for me to like him o hate him

minor ore
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i thought dark blue moon was cool at first but then i was like

sudden nymph
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How come tenore sax has a name but not boiling water stand

minor ore
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is it the best thing in the sea or is a whale still better

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if its the number one powerful thing in the water then its great

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but if something is stronger than it ima pass it

elfin tangle
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Dark Blue Moon and Imposter Captain look so much better in the anime it's not even funny

junior coral
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From each part:

3: The Sun
4: Atom Heart Father
5: Notorious BiG
6: Highway to Hell
7: Wired
8: I Am A Rock

sudden nymph
#

Part 1-3 look better in the anime ngl

minor ore
#

whaaat

#

i am a rock is kinda cool

#

what about the soccer bros stands

#

they were wack as hell

sudden nymph
elfin tangle
#

Easily the best part of the anime adaption is seeing all of these minor foes in a consistent beautiful late part style than some minor foes being left behind in Araki's style before it improved

minor ore
#

talking head is so lame

#

just write shit down

junior coral
#

On the other hand, my favs from each part:

3: Silver Chariot
4: The Hand
5: Sticky Fingers
6: C-Moon
7: Tusk ACT 4
8: Wonder of U

minor ore
#

cant possibly lie then

junior coral
minor ore
#

silver chariot is a stand i love and i love pollnareff but i would really want the world still

#

stopping time would be op as fuck

elfin tangle
minor ore
#

za WORLDO TOKIO TO MARE

#

oh damn

#

i forgot

#

i just remembered him writing i got a stand below my belt

#

WHERES HIS SECOND STAND AT

#

I GOTTA KNOW

junior coral
# minor ore cant possibly lie then

Narancia points to the bathroom to indicate that’s where the attack is coming from, that was a lie he didn’t say out loud. Talking Head’s ability isn’t just to make people speak lies

minor ore
#

bro fucking imagine him using that on some guy in court

#

that would be hilarious

#

if passione got into legal troubles

sudden nymph
#

Favorite stands for each part
3 cream
4 superfly
5 king crimson
6 sky high
7 d4c
8 nut king call

junior coral
#

Oops

#

I change my answer

#

Cream is my favorite Part 3 stand

minor ore
#

d4c is way cooler than people like to admit

junior coral
#

Facts

minor ore
#

i could travel to a universe where im a mc main character

#

legit any girl i want

#

anything

elfin tangle
#

A lot of how Talking Head works was omitted in the anime because Part 5 had the disadvantage of less episodes or something like that

minor ore
#

i could rule the world

#

funny valentine kinda cucked himself with d4c mans never went full on with it

#

all the bitches in the world and he just wanted to see his dad mad respect

sudden nymph
#

Least favorite stand for each part
3 tenore sax
4 surface
5 talking head
6 jumping jack flash
7 tomb of the boom
8 schott key no.2

minor ore
#

what was atom heart fathers stand anyways being a ghost ??? ghost already exist in jojo

#

so like tf was the point

sudden nymph
#

No it’s the picture thing

#

He can capture someone in a picture

minor ore
#

i see

#

thats fucking lame

#

WAIT

#

nope

#

he cant duplicate shit

#

that wouldve been cool

faint rivet
#

Guys, real question for you, was Earth, Wind, and Fire a stand or not

minor ore
#

it had stats

#

cant deny it

#

STAND

faint rivet
#

Or was mikitaka an alien

minor ore
#

mikitaka a alien WITH A STAND

sudden nymph
#

I think he is a alien stand user

hard meteor
#

i feel like hes an alien

minor ore
#

he is a alien bro

#

he gotta be

#

also legit

#

the shit with sounds

sudden nymph
#

Alien with stand probably

minor ore
#

alien with stand

#

100 percent

faint rivet
#

I'm on the alien side, but he doesn't have a stand. It's just his ability as an alien

elfin tangle
junior coral
#

I feel like it’s just too weird for him to be an alien

sudden nymph
#

Nah

elfin tangle
#

Not at all

faint rivet
#

This is jojo, nothing is too weird

elfin tangle
#

Jojo literally has canon side stories of gods and all of these creatures existing

minor ore
#

in sbr jesus in canonically real

#

christians rise

elfin tangle
#

^

inland oyster
#

Jesus does exist but the heaven in Jojo is wildly different

minor ore
#

i agree

#

i wonder what jesus or jojo jesus would be like

sudden nymph
#

Aliens aren’t even that crazy of a thought if you are a atheist you should believe in aliens

inland oyster
#

Like normal Jesus

minor ore
#

i am christian i just never read the bible

inland oyster
#

Because it’s Jesus

minor ore
#

to long

#

i cant even read half a light novel

#

barely got through the manga i only got through cause pictures

faint rivet
#

I haven't read any of the jojo novels

elfin tangle
#

Also, I doubt Mikitaka is a stand user... He never reacts to Crazy Diamond despite Josuke having Crazy Diamond about to punch him.

Mikitaka having similarities to stands would make a fair amount of sense since stands exist from an alien virus so-

sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

But he’s got a mom doe

faint rivet
#

Mom is an alien too 🥴

elfin tangle
#

He claimed that wasn't his actual mom

inland oyster
#

But the debate is pointless. Because the point is to make it unclear and debate worthy

faint rivet
#

Adoptive mom 🥴

minor ore
#

wait waiit the alien part

hard meteor
#

i thought it was some random woman he "hypnotized"

minor ore
#

does that mean that stands are like

sudden nymph
#

Mikitaka is a alien stand user who can’t see stands from earth beings for some reason is my theory

minor ore
#

do they work like aliens from ben 10

sudden nymph
#

Yes

minor ore
#

they just appear when you need em

sudden nymph
#

Absolutely

faint rivet
#

My view is that he just is an alien. No stand, no concept of stands, just an alien who can shapeshift.

minor ore
#

hmmmm

minor ore
#

THE VIRUS GAVE EM A VIRUS THEY CALL STANDS

#

damn

#

thats crazy

#

i read part 5 i just never thought of it that way

inland oyster
#

I’m going with he’s just a weird ass kid.

elfin tangle
#

I think that the virus is a weird mix of allowing humans to reach an evolutionary potential of having the ability to control a stand. Since stands are a major part of their souls and all...

minor ore
#

i believe in evolution but like

#

what evolved

#

there brains

#

just a new part or something

sudden nymph
#

What?

#

I’m confused

minor ore
#

i kinda am thinking they got a extra body part like dorohedoro

#

what im saying is

#

what is it that ticks inside you to have a stand

#

theres gotta be something right

#

a stand takes energy

inland oyster
#

It’s manga

minor ore
#

you can change its size

#

right

inland oyster
#

that question is never going to be answered

minor ore
#

cmon people theorize with me

#

i demand some theorys

elfin tangle
#

I like to think that stand users slightly evolved in being able to tank more than normal humans

minor ore
#

lol yeah

#

the average human blood only fills like 6 water bottles

elfin tangle
#

At the very least those in the OG universe

minor ore
#

then stand users GOT 40 GALLONS

elfin tangle
#

Where the arrow was a thing

minor ore
#

the arrow i feel is so crackpotted i wanna know more about it

#

but the og universe ended

#

in the reset so everyone normal

elfin tangle
#

Pretty sure everything played out the same outside of Part 6

minor ore
#

techically in sbr there was the devils peak

#

i think it was called

faint rivet
#

Devils palm

minor ore
#

and then the wall eyes

elfin tangle
#

But we won't see any more of Irene and Anakiss's happy life and Emporio suffering

minor ore
#

so locations instead of arrows

elfin tangle
#

Yeah but they seem to have a different thing than arrows.

minor ore
#

emporio has ptsd and is just depressed his friends are resetted versions of their origonal selfs

#

i would be bummed to

#

they arent the same

#

thats why i dont think cloning yourself makes you live forever

#

its not the same

hard meteor
#

rip FF 😔 ✊

minor ore
#

ff the only waifu in jojo even the sweatiest fuckers wouldnt smash

heavy ledge
#

wonder of u is the only waifu

sudden nymph
#

Yes

sudden nymph
#

Also yes

elfin tangle
#

Yes

inland oyster
#

No

hard meteor
#

Yes!

elfin tangle
inland oyster
#

I’m a discord mod I’m always right

sudden nymph
#

Nah I’m the ceo of Dino aids that’s above discord mod

junior coral
inland oyster
#

Yes

sudden nymph
#

Ceo of Dino aids > discord mod

inland oyster
#

And you

sudden nymph
#

I have shares in the government

frozen charm
#

Okay guys

#

I have the theory

#

No a theory

#

The theory

#

Of a lifetime

#

What if the hairpin rock animal is the JoJo lion

hard meteor
#

👀

#

Big if true

frozen charm
#

Big is true

#

I mean

#

Look at it

#

Alright

#

I've come with my evidence

#

There's a pink rock on the hair clip insect

#

You know what else is a pink rock

#

Steven from steven universe

#

You know what steve has

#

A pet lion

#

And guess what

#

The lion is pink

#

Therefore the hair clip rock insect is the JoJo lion

hard meteor
#

Nice

frozen charm
#

Did mamezuku ever use the stand form of doggy style after brainstorm arc

hard meteor
#

It showed up for like a panel in ozon baby but it didn’t do anything

frozen charm
#

Yea

#

I understand why he wouldn't

#

His stand form basically does nothing

#

It just makes him bigger and easier to hit

#

Him summoning his stand just creates a bigger target and is a weak point

hard meteor
#

true

lost slate
#

At least it looks nice

supple totem
#

ye that is one of jojos problems

#

some stands just floats besides the user and does nothing

#

and all of a sudden the user is doing crazy shit while the stand is just there

#

like mayby if doggy style shot some sort of energy at mamezuku

#

that would make him patato skin

#

and still alive

sudden nymph
#

Maybe it can make his ability work faster or something

#

That was leaked 4 days ago

tired narwhal
#

Shit, i was late

minor ore
#

Kira had a sailor suit fetish? Im only on chapter 6 fksjfj

#

I wanna read this slowly

#

It’s so

heavy ledge
#

Uh no. Just read

minor ore
#

Good

#

OK

frozen charm
#

The joshu lion when!!!

sudden nymph
#

Joshu lion will be real in 1 minute

tired narwhal
#

Im going to expose Bingus as the violent beast he is

faint rivet
#

Bingus is jojo lion

minor ore
#

I can't wait to get to jojolion
Partly bcuz i'm going into it almost 100% blind

faint rivet
#

What part are you on

minor ore
#

Currently reading part 6

faint rivet
#

Part 8 is my favorite part, so you're in for a treat

minor ore
#

Is it bad if ik that tooru might be jjl's villain?
I've been pretty unlucky with spoilers in the past so it wouldn't surprise me

faint rivet
#

At this point he is the biggest candidate in my opinion for being the main villain

#

But no it's not a massive spoiler

#

He is introduced very late anyways

minor ore
#

phew

sudden nymph
#

What are you talking about Tooru was the main jobro and then became the main villain

heavy ledge
#

Josuke is the main villain. The rocks just wanted to have a quiet life

sudden nymph
#

Also Joshu is the main protagonist

minor ore
#

#jojolion how much do u think we have left of jjl?
2,3 years
More

faint rivet
#

I'd give it a good 25 more chapters, which is like a little bit over 2 years left

rugged frigate
#

Suvdivdisvhhjjscjhsc

cedar scaffold
#

yall isnt pocolocos stand from part 7 the complete opposite of wonder of u

rugged frigate
#

Can't wait for chap 104 and someone getting fucking crushed by that door

#

I don't think Hey Ya! brings luck

cedar scaffold
#

from what weve seen it has no limits and just brings extremely good luck

rugged frigate
#

It just guides you how to properly use it

cedar scaffold
#

how so

faint rivet
#

that'll probably happen around 110 or so

cedar scaffold
#

yeah technically still luck

rugged frigate
#

um

cedar scaffold
#

as long as u follow its instructions, it brings u luck

#

thats how he won all that stuff

rugged frigate
#

Didn't Pocoloco just get luck from Enya

#

Before HeyYa?

cedar scaffold
#

hey ya was the stand that brought him luck

#

even if its not "luck" up against wonder of u, it could probably stand a chance

rugged frigate
#

It can't even stand a chance against stand like Wonder of U

#

It's too op

minor ore
#

@cedar scaffold hey yas ability is literally motivation and guidance, and wonder of u works through calamity and flow, not karma

rugged frigate
#

It will instantly kill him if he tries to do anything that would pursue Tooru in any way

#

Like snap Pocolocos neck

#

Like with that one guy who tried to expose Head Doctor and his Locacaca

cedar scaffold
minor ore
#

@rugged frigate it snapped his neck because that guy ate the rokakaka and WoU could manipulate it's effect

cedar scaffold
#

and ngl hey yas stand is pretty op

rugged frigate
#

Wait

#

Oh k

minor ore
#

BECK LMAO

rugged frigate
#

Btw its still deadly

minor ore
#

Calamity is inevitable, it will bring something that can kill in one shot @cedar scaffold

rugged frigate
#

It made a piece of glass ricochet into Gappy's neck didn't it

#

In last chap

cedar scaffold
#

as long as something is pursuing it

rugged frigate
#

Ye

#

I don't think Hey Ya is op

cedar scaffold
#

its possible to beat it by avoiding it, and somehow leading it to pursue you instead

rugged frigate
#

Just a motivational stand it's nothing without luck

cedar scaffold
#

pocoloco literally did nothing and it was his stand that made him avoid all trouble, and practically win

minor ore
#

The point is you CAN'T avoid it. The only true way of avoiding it is not persueing

cedar scaffold
#

it is still a powerful stand

rugged frigate
#

You can't unintentionally just kill someone like pursue Tooru by doing something else

cedar scaffold
#

like josuke did, was make WOU pursue him

rugged frigate
#

Josuke couldn't hit it from short distance

cedar scaffold
#

yet kei did

minor ore
#

But hey ya is visible to wou and now wou knows hey yas moves

rugged frigate
#

Even if it pursues you instead you're still not doing anything to it, if you throw something it will ricochet, and if you punch you'll get injured again.

#

As I remember it

faint rivet
#

I think Kei managed to damage WoU because she was pursuing josuke, and happened to hit wou in the process

cedar scaffold
#

hmm debatable ig, but i dont think we saw the limits to hey ya so we dont know how far it could actually go

minor ore
#

I saw that @faint rivet

#

owu

faint rivet
#

shush

cedar scaffold
#

imo it has the potential to be a powerful stand

rugged frigate
#

naw

minor ore
#

Yeah what was it like "potential A"

cedar scaffold
#

^

rugged frigate
#

Chat

#

😵

#

💀

junior coral
#

woah

#

based colors

minor ore
#

What if these are the colours

#

Bruh a few days only to find out

junior coral
#

three days

#

so excited

minor ore
#

UESS

#

What
More colored chapters coming

#

Holy shit

#

A3L in colour, WoU/Tooru in colour, New Mitsuba design in colour, Ozon Baby in colour, Doctor Wu in colour and the hair clip

hard meteor
#

yessir

rugged frigate
#

What?

junior coral
#

hyped asf

rugged frigate
#

Few days to find out?

#

They're still coming out?

junior coral
#

JoJo app is releasing Vol 18-23 in color

#

early

#

Next month 18 and 19 officially come out

rugged frigate
#

So we see WoU?

minor ore
#

Yessir

#

All the things i listed above @rugged frigate

rugged frigate
#

Didn't see this

junior coral
#

We'll see naked WoU and the Head Doctor's colors

rugged frigate
#

Cuz I only read colored on mangadex

junior coral
#

smash em together and we'll know what the hybrid form looks like

rugged frigate
#

And it's still on like chap 70 colored

junior coral
rugged frigate
#

I did

junior coral
#

oh good

glossy yarrow
rugged frigate
#

Smh

glossy yarrow
#

im only a few chapters in

#

like 35 50 something

#

i forget

junior coral
#

y'all don't be skimping out on jojolion just cause 30 or so chapters aren't in color

#

anyway 71-94 will be colored

glossy yarrow
#

yeah ill start reading without color

#

after im done with one piece

rugged frigate
glossy yarrow
#

OOH

rugged frigate
#

I like this color

glossy yarrow
#

i remember this

rugged frigate
#

The guy right below is not the artist

junior coral
#

71-94 will be colored, but the english translations are gonna take for fucking ever

junior coral
#

that's from chapter 103

glossy yarrow
minor ore
#

@glossy yarrow no you dont

#

Yeah

glossy yarrow
#

i thought this was the old fight

junior coral
#

nope

glossy yarrow
junior coral
#

twas from the latest chapter

glossy yarrow
#

i feel stupid now

#

;-;

rugged frigate
junior coral
#

anyway, JoJo's Colored Adventure team takes fucking ages to translate the colored chapters

rugged frigate
#

I kinda like this color scheme

junior coral
#

so we'll be getting around 20 or so new colored chapters, but there is no gurentee that the translations will come out anytime soon

#

I remember it took them three months just to do volume 17

minor ore
#

Well it doesn't bother me, I've already read them

rugged frigate
#

WoU is my favorite Stand design. It's menacing and simple, fits its ability

junior coral
#

"New chapters in November!" they said, but nothing came out until March

bitter elm
#

yO!

rocky stump
#

rip

rugged frigate
#

Wanted to finish this panel but the coloring would take ages and I'm a lazy ass.

#

So I stopped at unfinished WoU

#

🤷‍♂️

minor ore
#

K

junior coral
#

I NEED gold WoU

inland oyster
#

Guys Jojolion sucks

minor ore
#

I coloured his face plates grey, the scarf yellow and the hat stripe red

junior coral
minor ore
#

Agreed

rugged frigate
#

I'm interested how they're gonna color chap 100-latest. Like there's so much shit going on the panels. Also the forest panels where WoU reveals itself to Yasuho

inland oyster
#

Yo I was doing my own recolour actually

#

I’ll post it in a bit

rugged frigate
#

@inland oyster AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

inland oyster
#

?

rugged frigate
#

Guys Jojolion sucks

junior coral
#

I want to recolor something soon

inland oyster
#

Yeah?

junior coral
#

I might as well try it, I'm off from school for a week

rugged frigate
#

These are optimal WoU colors
@junior coral Who made this? So epic.

junior coral
#

I forget

#

someone on Twitter

#

I saved it cause it's the best WoU colors

rugged frigate
#

Monochrome JoJolion looks very realistic, but with coloring like that it looks just like real life.

junior coral
#

I wouldn't say that

rugged frigate
#

Well imo

#

I like the panel with WoU on tree

junior coral
#

me too

#

I fucking love WoU

rugged frigate
#

^^^

junior coral
#

it's a top candidate for my favorite Stand atm

#

I mean it's a Stand with a fucking HAT on

#

How fucking cool is that!!!!!!!!!!!!

rugged frigate
junior coral
#

schmood

inland oyster
#

hottie

rugged frigate
#

Hot Stand

minor ore
#

The redditor stand

junior coral
#

having Vol 24 in hand and seeing the hybrid forms first reveal

#

so fucking based

minor ore
#

It literally has a fedora thing going on

junior coral
#

it's a fucking bowler hat

minor ore
#

Oh yeah

inland oyster
#

that's not a fedora

minor ore
#

Mixed them

inland oyster
#

stupid

rugged frigate
#

Joshu looks like a slug in last chapter

inland oyster
#

he ain't a virgin redditor

junior coral
#

I see you used the best rai colors

minor ore
#

Poopoo @inland oyster

rugged frigate
#

He slowly turns into a snail

junior coral
#

ew old man with lipstick

rugged frigate
#

Like he's affected by Heavy Weather

junior coral
#

groady

minor ore
#

@inland oyster he does have the redditor attitude tho

#

Can someone explain what the fuck those thorns near his mouth are

junior coral
#

spikes

#

idk

#

all Rock Humans have spikes in their design

rugged frigate
#

Shigechi head

#

beard

junior coral
#

Except for Tooru, who is supposed to throw us off

#

And Jobin has spikes in his design as he was involved with the Damokan group

rugged frigate
#

He doesn't have spikes but his stand does. Both humanoid and robotic.

inland oyster
#

It ain’t finished yet

rugged frigate
#

Human - strange spikes on his face
Robot - spikes for ears.

junior coral
#

I love that panel so much

#

that reveal was so fucking insane

#

Chapter 98 remains one of my favorite chapters

rugged frigate
#

He do be kinda wide tho

minor ore
junior coral
#

98, 99, and 103 are some of my favorite JJL chapters in the recent months

minor ore
#

The swag docto

#

R

rugged frigate
#

heels 😳

minor ore
#

Poo poo butt

rugged frigate
minor ore
#

This Head Doctor fella seems like a lovely chap

#

Yes

rugged frigate
#

yeah

#

Nvm

#

Can WoU kill TA4

minor ore
#

@rugged frigate yes

rugged frigate
#

I think yes too

#

Shoot = pursue
Try to attack with Stand = pursue
Shoot = bullet ricochet straight into your head
Try to attack = some giant ass rock may fall idk

olive bobcat
#

WoU very good

rugged frigate
#

Yes

sudden nymph
#

This has nothing to do with anything but If nut king call can work on stands then it’s a S- tier stand imo

rugged frigate
#

Doesn't it have to touch them first

sudden nymph
#

No it just has to be in his range of C

#

It’s a common misconception

rugged frigate
#

What's the C range again

#

20 m?

#

Or 10

sudden nymph
#

8-15 meters

#

It depends on the stand

#

I would say it’s probably 8,9, or 10

rugged frigate
#

ok

#

I don't think it works on Stands

junior coral
#

Why wouldn’t it

rugged frigate
#

If so if it got close enough to WoU it could easily turn it into nuts & bolts instantly without pursuing

sudden nymph
#

Well he probably wouldn’t be able to get close enough

#

Unless yasuho helps him somehow

rugged frigate
#

I don't think he's going to die if he tries to pursue it for like 5 seconds

sudden nymph
#

Yes he probably will

rugged frigate
#

The calamity is prob not strong enought to instantly kill

#

Maximum break your legs

sudden nymph
#

I think it could if you got close enough

rugged frigate
#

Idk 10 meters

sudden nymph
#

It would probably stop Joshu from getting close enough at least

rugged frigate
#

Idk

#

Below is the next way Diavolo dies

sudden nymph
#

I love how nut king call goes from C tier to at least A tier just with the simple concept of not needing to touch

frozen charm
#

Nut king crimson

elfin tangle
sudden nymph
#

Yeah it’s really interesting

jade granite
#

Is that confirmed though? Like, I don't think that's ever been explicitly shown/said

#

like, Sticky Fingers needs to touch but there were times Araki didn't draw it doing so, but its ability was used

#

like when the fingers showed up in Giorno's mouth, or the floor got unzipped on the train

tired narwhal
#

At least in the case of Giorno and the fingers, i was with the impresion that when Bruno licked him used Sticky Fingers

vague marsh
#

LICKEY FINGERS