jojolion

[pulsar zephyr]

He just jumped on top of her

[frozen charm]

Yea

[pulsar zephyr]

Like wtf

[frozen charm]

People are saying "Jsjjakzneb OMG CALAMITY CONTROL IN joshu"

Idk what to think

It would make sense but

That would be a weird ability

[pulsar zephyr]

I mean.. I love him in EOH and he's weird in Jojolion, but overall, he's a crazy ass character who I have a love/hate relationship with

[frozen charm]

That's the point of joshu

Mixed feelings

He's a great character

But no one would like him if he was real

[pulsar zephyr]

True

I do hope he survives in the end though

I'm hoping this'll be like DIU where only like 2 people die in the whole series

Except with the main family

I've already shed too many tears throughout all 8 parts

I don't think I can spare anymore at this point tbh

I lost all my tears after Gyro in part 7

And Diego

And that doggy style guy

If he really is dead idk

He got Kakyoined

Like a donut

I literally cannot eat donuts anymore because of Araki and his stupid donut fetish, always having to kill off so many characters by turning them into donuts

Ugh

My rant is over

Sayonara

[frozen charm]

Mamezuku is swag

[willow crystal]

Mamezuku is Japanese Snoop Dog

[inland ferry]

YOOO DID YOU GUYS SEE CHAPTER 103? I CAN'T BELIEVE JOBIN IS ALIVE

[frozen charm]

The joke is gone

There's nobody to believe you anymore man

I'm sorry

[frozen charm]

Wym bro

Actually yea

They pay taxes

Damb bro

Kars really did his whole species like that

[willow crystal]

Rock Humans are superior in every way

[rocky stump]

except power

pillarmen would eat rock humans just as they did vampires

smh

[willow crystal]

I mean all Rock Humans are stand users while Pillar Men aren’t and depending on the stand they could even beat Ultimate Kars like Wonder of U it could body Ultimate Kars since even Just looking at Tooru will cause a calamity to attack you

[proper hinge]

But pillar men don’t pay taxes so they’re going to prison.

[rocky stump]

true.

[proper hinge]

Rock man win.

[rocky stump]

calamity wouldnt affect ultimate kars

he is too durable

nothing can kill him

literally

"oh the ground broke as i fell on it. oof."

[proper hinge]

He could trip on a rock tumble into nasa and get on the rocket on the outside and be sent to space.

[rocky stump]

um

sure

[proper hinge]

Checkmate atheists.

[rocky stump]

also

if he were to have a stand

it would just be

[proper hinge]

But what I said works so stop being cringe.

[rocky stump]

god tier

interacting with a stand user would prompt him to obtain a stand, which would be love train tier, ez noob tooru no re.

[finite wadi]

Is anyone else hyped for WoU vs BTW

[rocky stump]

5 second fight

[proper hinge]

Tooru wins because taxes.

[rocky stump]

BTW gets blown over from winds and dies

[finite wadi]

lol

[rocky stump]

hit hed on rock

[proper hinge]

What’s btw?

[rocky stump]

born this way

[finite wadi]

“It’s a little cold”

“...”

“Nvm”

[proper hinge]

Oh.

[finite wadi]

Imagine WoU weakness is the user can’t pursue the person the stand is

kcau

Jorge Joestar translations when

[rocky stump]

N

o

im not eager to hear more about MiH Requiem OH vs 36 kars on mars

ngl that shit sounds stupid as fuck

[finite wadi]

Lol

@minor ore he was the asteroid that hit the earth he was sent back in time

when you realize Joseph might have had dementia and was thinking the part 4 Joestar group were the stardust crusaders

@minor ore also there’s this theory that Pucci was hit by the requiem arrow?!?

Yeah

also I just realized

Dio used the arrow on Jonathan’s body

So does that mean Jonathan would have gotten tw?

[rocky stump]

no

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

[rocky stump]

Jonathan had hermit purple

[finite wadi]

Oh yeah

because it’s perfect for transferring hamon

“Joseph is better than Jonathan at hamon even when he got less training!1!2!”

also Jonathan: 1 day of training

True

Also

best character in JoJo is

senator Philips

mhm

sadest death in JoJo was

Ceasar’s best friend that was also a nazi

he just wanted to see his girlfriend

D:

I got a really strong character in the first couple seconds of this game

and now I’m too op to try

One Piece Treasure Hunt

Now

My favorite character.....

Now that I think about it

The person I was happy to see in every scene

Was gyro

ngl

he’s just one of those characters that like

“Yay gyros talking”

Literally the first like 8 panels of narancia he did those faces

nvm..

My memory bad

I remember narancia doing that face tho

no cap

@minor ore I made this meme tell me on a scale ?/10 how right I am

well

I am a rock

damn

Now that I think about it

a lot of rock humans died but barely any were directly caused by Josuke

I made this

wholesome meme

That

Idk how

I was thinking of doing one like

“If mistakes make you stronger this is Jotaros great great grandfather”

I forgot a great @minor ore

No bc

Joseph is grandfather

George is great

Jonathan is great great

np

the fact that they skipped a member of the bloodline was kinda gay on arakis behalf

for all he cared he could have made Elizabeth die at child birth and have George II be the Joseph instead with Lisa Lisa as love interest

[proper hinge]

#manga-jojokes

Or gen spoilers maybe.

[finite wadi]

Mhm

when I finished part 1 when I was a noob I thought the baby was Joseph and the bloodline wasn’t actually the bloodline

@minor ore basically they could have made a part about George II

also idk about you but

When you look at the manga front page

for part 1

you see a purple haired character

Is he supposed to be Jonathan young

bc he looks nothing like him

Who is this

Not Jonathan

[proper hinge]

Wait this is the wrong chat.

How did I get here?

That is Johnathan,

[finite wadi]

Dysto had a #jojolion

you must have pressed it

Idk but

[kind owl]

@finite wadi, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[finite wadi]

Jonathan looked way better there

Imo

On that note

I’m gonna sleep now

Gn

You too

[minor ore]

Good morning

[frozen charm]

Ok heres my jojo lion predictions
Josuke: dies or evolved stand and lives
Yasuhoe: lives
Mamezuku:ded
Jobin:ded
Tsurugi: live
Norisuke:ded
Holy: saved
Joshu:live
Kaato: returns and dies
Karera:returns and lives
Higashikata girls (not including kaato):live
Tooru:ded
Kei:lives
Am I forgetting anyone

[minor ore]

No

[frozen charm]

Maybe

[minor ore]

And I agree with you

That's the most probable outcome

[frozen charm]

Josuke dying kinda makes sense

[minor ore]

But no-one knows

[frozen charm]

But he probably won't

[minor ore]

Hm

[frozen charm]

Higashikata girls are daiya hato and mitsuba

[minor ore]

If Araki has plans for part 9 Josuke will live if not he will die

[frozen charm]

Part 9 jojo can always be a decendant of kei

[minor ore]

Hm

Ok

[frozen charm]

Josukes stand evolves and he grows a 5th ball

[minor ore]

👁️

[frozen charm]

Hypothetically

[pulsar zephyr]

I’ve seen many jojo games, mostly on Roblox that make it so if you have a stand and you eat a rokakaka fruit, it removes your stand so you can stab yourself with the stand arrow again to get a new one

I wonder if that would actually work in jojolion

If eating the fruit removes your stand

[minor ore]

I dont think it would

[light swift]

I wonder where they got that idea

It make more sense to give away your stand to pucci

In trade of something else maybe

[pulsar zephyr]

I’m guessing it’s because of equivalent exchange, like if you’re perfectly healthy but also have a stand, the fruit can just make you feel better, but it’ll also take your stand away or something idk

I just found it interesting

If it was implemented into the actual parts, a character can just keep getting new stands and resetting over and over until they get a stand that’s super powerful

With the fruit and stand arrow

[light swift]

I think they'd get the same stand as they had before

Stands are based off of a person's personality and past

If those don't change the stand stays the same

[noble haven]

do you have any reasons for your predictions

[noble haven]

Jonathan but in good artstyle

[karmic cloak]

"Yasuhoe" lmao

[minor ore]

lmao

[karmic cloak]

she only fucked the rock human groomer no need to call her a hoe

[minor ore]

Yasuhoe

Yasuhoe becomes heavy weapons guy

That's what the rokakaka sandwich does

[minor ore]

yo can someone help me

was gappy born when the earthquake happened, or later

the earthquake happened in march but he was found in august

so was he just chilling there for 5 months?

[near cedar]

Do we know what date the flashback from Vitamin C happened

[minor ore]

im assuming its in march because the arc ends at the earthquake

[heavy ledge]

Gappy was born on august 20th. The earthquake happened on march 11

It was the aftershock what buried my men on august 19

[minor ore]

oh i thought the fusion happened in march

[heavy ledge]

Damo says the date they are currently in when he faces them on the boat, then he goes to the higashikatas state more or less in september

[burnt pagoda]

So toruu Is the straightest jojo villan

Thus far

Excluding kira

[noble haven]

why does that matter

[inland oyster]

is being straight like on some sort of leaderboard

is that the implication

[noble haven]

damn they must be homophobic

Fuckin cancelled

[heavy ledge]

I dont know but someone said that thing about chapter 46 where it implied rock humans rarely fell in love w the opposite sex

So they gay af

Tooru can still be bisexual

[icy bluff]

Not sure why the Jojo community is always obsessing over the characters’ sexuality. Kinda sus tbh.

[heavy ledge]

Bc people always claiming jojo "is gay" and jojo fans "suck dick" just because things are fancier than in other animes i guess

[static violet]

But why does it matter if JoJo is gay ?

[heavy ledge]

Ive never seen those """jokes""" around here

Nah

Plus i think that many people are looking for representation as well

[minor ore]

I kinda start dislike yasuho since the last few chapters

Hmm

Why tho

she seems kinda sus

how

shes been dying for an year and now that she heals herself ur sus

[hard meteor]

^

[minor ore]

joshu is suspicious cuz im not sure if hes going insane or its WoU changing order

[heavy ledge]

she's been dying and being molested for 10 years

[minor ore]

literally

[heavy ledge]

not sure if molested is the right word u tell me

[minor ore]

WoU is merely acting as a catalyst

she hasnt done anything to deserve it even 😭

[olive bobcat]

idk i think the calamity thats following yasuho now is manifested in joshu rn or whatever

[minor ore]

Groomed for 10 yra

Yrs*

she was almost assaulted twice

by a creep

it's kinda normal being assaulted in JoJo

😭 hisoka pfp says it all

[heavy ledge]

doesnt mean its right tho

[minor ore]

never said that lmao

[inland oyster]

joshu still said he'll kill her if she gave someone a handjob before WOU took effect

he's a piece of shit through and through

joshu stans take L's left and right and ask why we make fun of them

[minor ore]

U mean joshu

joshu fully deserves to die at this point

[inland oyster]

he won't

[minor ore]

Sadly

[inland oyster]

he's in the flash forward with an arm

[olive bobcat]

i mean he still kinda sucks but i imagine losing an arm would cause a lot of shock

[minor ore]

im convinced the flashforward isnt real

blame it on the new PMK

[inland oyster]

I am convinced it probably isssss

[minor ore]

what if the anger trigger shows the true face of the people?

if so im concerned about joshus anger levels

he started looking like a zombie

[inland oyster]

he's about to get his ass beat

all that matters baby

[minor ore]

I wonder if soft and wet is gonna evolve

[olive bobcat]

kinda already did???

[minor ore]

it already has gained a new ability i think it wont get much more changes

soft and wet over heaven

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

i wonder if smth happened to paisley park from the rokakaka

prolly no

[olive bobcat]

fuse with NKC?

[minor ore]

probably nothing

i mean the cells adapted to her so its basically her arm

if it was like joshus arm it would make sense but it doesnt

[olive bobcat]

so its like how cream starter works kinda?

[minor ore]

you know the thing tooru said about the flow coming to a conclusion of sorts reminds me of the tsurugi speech from 83 which said once the stand goes out of control you wont be able to stop it until it reaches its destination

😭 what was that about

I wonder who's gonna eat the next rokakaka

[inland oyster]

Didn't Tooru say that at the end it would mean you die to the calamity?

[minor ore]

no tsurgis speech

what was he talking about

it feels like a fever dream

[olive bobcat]

sounds like jojolion

[hard meteor]

he was talking about his stand,(and potentially others) evolving

[minor ore]

he said smth about the stand overflowing if u step in the "wrong place" 😭 and how its uncontrollable and has a goal

[inland oyster]

can you post da panels

[minor ore]

yea tsurugi even stepped on joshus tongue that chapter

i mean its metaphorical but can be real also

unpopular opinion: I don't like the rokaka concept

Why

Rokaka tbh is a much more interesting mcguffin than the corpse

this is sus

[minor ore]

I would even say they are both on the same level

the zombie horse from part 7 is the best wdym

oh this also exists

[proper hinge]

The rock ocean from stone ocean is best.

[minor ore]

im re reading jojolion cause i felt like i speed read it but im still confused

what is jobins job

is he part of the fruit parlor

or like

Jobbing

He is a jobber

[proper hinge]

He just be cool 😎.

[minor ore]

money laundering covered as fruit business

i get that but like

Also beetle

[inland oyster]

^

[minor ore]

sorry you know what ill say it like this

[inland oyster]

Important to note tho, the jojowiki usually has an answer so I'd check that before asking

[minor ore]

what was his job in the rock trade tho

before the rokkaka came to his knoledege what was his job

[olive bobcat]

wheres caato during all this

[kind owl]

@olive bobcat, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

like under his father or his own thing

[inland oyster]

probably in the fruit parlor

[minor ore]

under his father i think...

for sure

Bruh if we just saw kyo we're gonna see caato soon enough

you know i was just thinking this but like how do you get a proper education when you have the eye sight of a literal bat

like daiya

[inland oyster]

The money laundering was for the rock trade @minor ore

[minor ore]

she cant even see faces right

I guess she is wearing glasses in school

[olive bobcat]

theres like braille books and stuff its possible to get one

[minor ore]

true true

wait doesnt she have a phone

maybe she got subtitles on

idk

oh wait what was with daiyas eyesight I forgot

she just naturally bad with her eyesight

like she need some laser surgery

shit like that

the fact that norisuke thinks all the money jobin is earning are from the parlor and they all living off the rokakaka money

lol

its 1 fucking parlor

and hes like

pls

normal money

[olive bobcat]

yeah how does selling fruit buy you a lambo

[minor ore]

definately not laundering

man fancy cars can suck dick planes and private jets is where its at

[inland oyster]

This is your reminder that Jobin isn't dead

[minor ore]

bro

cmon

No

He not ded

bro

im sorry but

mans

is double dead arooni

[inland oyster]

Ok when Tooru gets ripped apart by the spin I don't want to hear another word from any of you

[minor ore]

hes drowning in his own blood

mans might drown

[inland oyster]

drowning in your own blood

[minor ore]

I mean mitsuba could just use het stand

Her

tooru is still a big mystery i dont think we are dealing with him soon or if we do its gonna be yet another flashback

[heavy ledge]

afaik daiya's sight got worse when she got the stand

[minor ore]

man wouldnt it be fucking funny is like joshu just starts connecting blood vesels and shit with nut king call

[inland oyster]

wdym? They're fighting him rn

[sudden nymph]

I swear if next chapter is a flashback I’m gonna just die

[minor ore]

and jobin gets like gang green from joshu surgery

[inland oyster]

nah there's no way we're getting a flashback

[minor ore]

We need to know about the spin

[inland oyster]

everyone's backstory should be fully explained by now

[minor ore]

jobins stand design is cool i just think its fighting cabalieities are meh

[heavy ledge]

what if the flashback is about the flashback man

[inland oyster]

rai's unconscious dude there's no way he's gonna plop back up and explain the spin

[minor ore]

its just hot like not even fire

[inland oyster]

Maybe

[minor ore]

just like here is a spot now its hot

speed king

[olive bobcat]

half of rai's chest is gone

[inland oyster]

tooru said he was 'dying'

[heavy ledge]

kei's flashback yes or no

[sudden nymph]

Yeah, if Kaato is important she’s the only one without one yet

[inland oyster]

no

[minor ore]

If araki brings back flashback man i dont think ppl can make "araki forgot" jokes anymore

[inland oyster]

caato ain't even in the fight rn

[heavy ledge]

they will

[minor ore]

Caato be chillin

[olive bobcat]

caato has been gone since like

blue hawaii

[proper hinge]

Arako frogot.

[heavy ledge]

i read people saying araki forgot about the man who saved josuke4 like 2 times this week

[minor ore]

no he features her in the volume character cards

[sudden nymph]

I hate that

[minor ore]

hey so like is nut king call kind alike sicky fingers

can it bolt walls open

Wasnt there something about a mangaka

and shit like that

[proper hinge]

Josuke4 was totally saved by Josuk8.

[minor ore]

oh yea some mangaka being in jojolion that was a long time ago

[sudden nymph]

Maybe if he practices more @minor ore

[heavy ledge]

araki will star jojolion and defeat wou

[proper hinge]

That’s my new theory.

[olive bobcat]

joshus redemption is saving josuke4

[minor ore]

Flashback man = mangaka?

[sudden nymph]

Maybe

[inland oyster]

oh yeah reminder that mistuba is pregnant

[proper hinge]

Oh yeah.

[sudden nymph]

It’s joshu 2

[minor ore]

Joshu 2:The seed of Joshu

[proper hinge]

Joshu dead next chapter.

[minor ore]

man i swear if the mom doesnt do anything same thing with the hair lady im gonna be pissed

i hope she doesnt die araki wont kill her i dont think

Ha ha

why a build up for no pay back

🙄

[olive bobcat]

yeah wheres karera

[sudden nymph]

I’m getting tired of saying this but he was in the future

[minor ore]

BRO EXACTLY

[inland oyster]

karera soon

[minor ore]

Growing hair

[inland oyster]

she said she was gonna come back for the roka

[proper hinge]

Then he dies after the future.

[minor ore]

WE NEED HER TO PUT HAIR ON JOSHUS BALLS

[proper hinge]

I don’t care

[minor ore]

SO HE CAN BE A MAN

she said imma come back and didnt come back but shes next on the order of returns first was oijiro and then kei

[inland oyster]

I would not be surprised if she comes back at the end

[proper hinge]

Joshu’s died yesty.

[minor ore]

karera should come soon

[sudden nymph]

Joshu isn’t going to die

[minor ore]

7 page yasouho screw down

[heavy ledge]

karera sus

[minor ore]

boutta happen next chapter

[sudden nymph]

Weather he gets a redemption or not

[proper hinge]

He died yesterday he’s on my front yard idiot.

[minor ore]

karera is like the tooru to josuke like how yasuho has tooru

u get me?

[sudden nymph]

No that’s joshu 2

He a clone

[proper hinge]

Ah shit.

Big sad Joshu still alive.

But yeah he’s unfortunately probably not dead.

[sudden nymph]

Yeah joshu 1 was given god powers from dommy domino

[proper hinge]

Ahhhh.

[minor ore]

honest to god i wonder how josh gonna use nut king call and still fuck up

cause like yasuhos right there

get the arm back

profit like a chadster

[proper hinge]

Joshua is just so cringe that he fails.

[inland oyster]

joshu will catch another L

[heavy ledge]

norisuke has just one arm in the flashback

[proper hinge]

And probably calamity or some shit.

[sudden nymph]

Well joshu is somehow going to get his arm back most likely

[minor ore]

funny enough

[sudden nymph]

OH MY GOD

[minor ore]

imagine joshu getting gang green

[proper hinge]

Auh.

[minor ore]

from a transplant from a arm with like diffrent blood

[proper hinge]

Norisuke is baby he never die.

[minor ore]

and however else you catch it

[heavy ledge]

well the other arm is still there its just not... attatched to his body

[minor ore]

😻 they are the same person guys

[sudden nymph]

Oh

[heavy ledge]

tooru impersonating karera that's why she never came bacc

[minor ore]

Tooru rubbin his rock ass

[proper hinge]

Box with food they both have? Same charagte.

[minor ore]

also oijiro eats like that

[sudden nymph]

I’m just going to guess that the sacrifice isn’t permanent

[minor ore]

if i gotta be honest i think tooru as a villian is lacking he wants money

for his rokkaka thats it

[proper hinge]

I’m going to guess that the flash forward is actually in Joshua’s personal hell because he has no fish sausages because he fucking dies.

[minor ore]

i mean maybe yasohu to i guess

i mean i feel like hes also trying to get the rock humans above normal humans

wait i remember that

they wanna kill humans

and feel superior and shit

the sbr version of vampires

😭 yea its like they wanna become perfect beings and the rokakaka will let them do smth

[proper hinge]

They pay taxes they’re cool.

[minor ore]

it was talked about briefly i think

[sudden nymph]

Rock humans > yoshi

[minor ore]

the rokakaka has better effects on them

[proper hinge]

Agreed.

[heavy ledge]

they pay taxes and do money laundring

[proper hinge]

Pillar men also don’t pay taxes.

[sudden nymph]

How dare they

[proper hinge]

Rock tax payers>rock tax avoider.

[heavy ledge]

they have jobs they are already superior

[olive bobcat]

do they all have jobs?

[proper hinge]

This is my idea for the end.

[minor ore]

i was thinking about this but why do they act like the pillar men are not just vampires that have fighting techinques like people say it like there a diffrent species

Man i need a A$ap rocky reference araki

[heavy ledge]

well they gotta blend in society and unless karera is a rock human they all got jobs

[sudden nymph]

To be fair one of them has I am a rock as a stand and whoever’s soul looks like that should be put in prison immediately

[minor ore]

there just vampires

[olive bobcat]

dolomite didnt

[minor ore]

like any other vampire could be in a piller idk

[heavy ledge]

he just lives off jobins fried chicken

[proper hinge]

Josk8: “Hey Tooru nice haircut.”
Tooru’ “Thanks bro we friends now lets do good with rokaka.”
Josk8: “Sure bro.”

[heavy ledge]

i actually drew josuke and tooru chilling together

because i can

[minor ore]

show it

i must see it

[proper hinge]

My eyes want to eat that.

[heavy ledge]

https://twitter.com/JanaGreniuk/status/1328111105630203906?s=20

[minor ore]

tf

is this

[proper hinge]

Cool.

[minor ore]

good drawing but like damn

hyper realistic

shit im seeing rn

[heavy ledge]

its not hyper realistic tho

[proper hinge]

Tooru’s hair is my hair.

But his hair is more afro-y and mine longer.

I want to consume his hair and grow it as mine.

[heavy ledge]

eboy

[proper hinge]

Actually no my hair’ better.

[heavy ledge]

gonna delete cos im gonna get kicked in the ass

[proper hinge]

Put in #your-works.

Please.

[heavy ledge]

just bc u ask it but they dont care about jojolion over there

[minor ore]

man i wanna get like a afro or braided hair

a hermes cut maybe

look fresh as fuck

[heavy ledge]

done

[minor ore]

why is every Jojo villain kind of a pedo?

wtf

every

name

[heavy ledge]

cos pedos are bad

[proper hinge]

What?

[minor ore]

example

now

Diavolo is aight

[proper hinge]

DIO.

Kars.

They no pedo.

Pucci.

[heavy ledge]

kira aint but he is still a murderer

[minor ore]

kars whammu and acdc never hit no puss

so like

He is a villain

how they pedos

dio was pedo to Pucci

omfg

bro

[noble haven]

Pucci was legal iirc

[heavy ledge]

didnt araki say specifically pucci and dio werent romantically involved?

[minor ore]

EXACTLY

[noble haven]

and Dio never was romantically involved with Pucci lol

[olive bobcat]

Is diavolo?

[kind owl]

@olive bobcat, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

they were ahem

BEST BROS

[olive bobcat]

I don't remember exactly

[minor ore]

Pucci loves DIO like he loves Christ

[noble haven]

literally one of the requirements to achieve heaven is to not have any sexual connections or something like that

either way Dio is not a pedophile

[minor ore]

Pucci is a good christain boy

[proper hinge]

Pedo is people who’re attracted to children are they not?

[heavy ledge]

he loves dio like i love food

[minor ore]

ay my man pucci wanna take over the world while praying about how good god is YOU BOUTTA RESET THE MANS UNIVERSE

FUCK YOU MEAN

[heavy ledge]

yea

[noble haven]

@minor ore
So what is your answer to all of this

[proper hinge]

So funny is the only pedo.

[noble haven]

Funny and Tooru if he's the main villain

[proper hinge]

And maybe tooru he stalled a child cringe.

[minor ore]

Kira killed reimi when she was 15 tho

tbh i genuainely though puccis character would evolve to hating god or losing faith in him as he resets the universe to make dio or him god

Atleast jobin aint no pedo 😤

Or am i forgetting something

Fuck

what

[noble haven]

Hisoka is a pedo

dio is not

[minor ore]

in jojolion theres like i wanna say 3 main villains

kinda weird but its how it works

[heavy ledge]

wasnt kira 17 when he killed reimi?

[noble haven]

Who are they

[minor ore]

Didnt hisoka get an erection when he saw gon

indeed

[noble haven]

Yeah

something along that

[proper hinge]

Still big cringe.

[minor ore]

I guess then it's only 2 villain's

[noble haven]

Why

[heavy ledge]

jobin, josuke, the locaca organization, karera? when they all want the fruit

[minor ore]

yo so like whats blue lagoons backstory mean

did his girl trick him

and kill him

idk

I wonder too

[proper hinge]

Karera?

[heavy ledge]

she wants it too

lets say she comes back

she will wanna have it for sure

[minor ore]

What the hell will she do with the fruit

everyone wants the fruit but in part 5 everyone wants the arrow

She dum dum

think about it like that

[heavy ledge]

moneys

[minor ore]

blue lagoons backstory confused me

me to

[proper hinge]

Yeah I guess or she’ll help Josk8.

[minor ore]

zen

[noble haven]

Don't mind Josefumi they kinda an advocate for head canons

[minor ore]

She could open a barber shop

it would be shut down

imediately

her stand only works 20 meters i believe

barber shop with only 4 seats

[hard meteor]

its 80 meters

[minor ore]

neet

Karera is hot ngl

naw bro the milf is where it at

she shot out 4 kids

imagine that

all jojolion girls and women are good

Even ojiro's sugar mommy?

[hard meteor]

besides yasuhos mom

[minor ore]

josefumis mamma to

if you think about it

[hard meteor]

yeah she was bad too

[minor ore]

still though bad or not johoes fine

as always

But she thic tho

[proper hinge]

Yasuho mum a gamer she real good.

[noble haven]

yall down bad

[minor ore]

SHE PLAYS FORTNITE

FUCK HER MOM

hilarious

[minor ore]

kakyoin approves

[proper hinge]

Epic funny fortnite hat.

[minor ore]

lol forntire bad funny haha

srs i hate fornite

more like gaynite

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[proper hinge]

No fortnite good.

[minor ore]

redditor moment

homosexuality fortress

Ngl i'd visit

FORTNITE MORE LIKE FORTNIGHT

wait

knight

FORTKNIGHT

[heavy ledge]

the last thing one loses when u die is the auditory sense meaning kira heard everything josefumi said before passing away

i just wanted u to know that

[minor ore]

what if he was already dead

[heavy ledge]

stand was still there

[minor ore]

right

[soft vapor]

Wonder of U song is just GOD TIER MUSIC

[minor ore]

I am rock is pretty good

[olive bobcat]

Soft and wet and king nothing are good too

[minor ore]

I feel bad for the confused boomers in the comment sections

[sudden nymph]

I really like 20th century boy

[frozen charm]

Ok

[faint rivet]

ok

[frozen charm]

30th century boy when???

[pulsar zephyr]

When does Chapter 103 release though

[olive bobcat]

uhh

mid december?

[pulsar zephyr]

[heavy ledge]

In 3 weeks

[junior coral]

18th of every month

You guys should have that as the description of this channel so people can see it

Instead of having people ask 18,000 times a month

[near cedar]

People would still ask

[heavy ledge]

You know that the "jojo fans cant read" joke is not a joke

Plus u cant see it on mobile

[junior coral]

What’s the harm though

Does it matter either way

[near cedar]

no, just pointing out it won't do much

[heavy ledge]

None, but ive also suggsted changing the name of the art channels because people confuse them all the time and they didnt

[near cedar]

If it was written then possible sligthly less people would ask

[minor ore]

Slightly

[near cedar]

So 12 000 times a month instead of 18 000

[junior coral]

Alright whatever then

Yeesh you people

[minor ore]

Ch 103 when

[heavy ledge]

I dont wanna say they dont care but... They dont try

[pulsar zephyr]

[inland oyster]

I'm gonna be honest, the description at the top is the thing I least pay attention to

[crystal ginkgo]

soft and wet would make me the best therapist out there

i'd steal other people's depression and sad thoughts

but i'd use it on myself first 🥲

[near cedar]

You know S&W's taking things doesn't last forever right?

[faint holly]

S&W’s plunder takes physical concrete objects. Not some abstraction like depression or sad thoughts.

[near cedar]

It can take friction and shit too

[hard meteor]

yeah its more than just physical objects

[near cedar]

Even if it could take depression away

It still doesn't last forever

[faint holly]

Right. Just looked at the wiki. S&W can take properties of inanimate things.

So yeah. Friction, sound, even smell too. Only for temporarily

[minor ore]

soft and wet just stole your ability to cum

[faint holly]

palm’s sweaty

knees are heavy

mom’s spaghetti

[crystal ginkgo]

@near cedar i'd take some time free of depression over none

[sudden nymph]

Just have him keep taking it away

[plush plank]

has anybody ever tried to make Norisuke's absurdly elaborate melon parfait? Like on youtube channels or whatever? I did a quick search but couldn't find any examples. I imagine most people figure it seems like way too much work

I really like the fact that EVERY Jojo part except for 1 has at least one scene that's extremely focused on showing off some kind of food

[minor ore]

still forgot to read the chapter!

I really need to

[finite wadi]

I see a lot of people saying Josuke is a stone human murderer but if you look a lot of them had died but barely any were directly killed by Josuke

[olive bobcat]

i can only think of Yotsuyu as a rock human that josuke directly killed

[finite wadi]

Mhm

and it was accidental

Maybe brain storm

guy

And I think wu as well

[crystal ginkgo]

josuke is mad hot

id smash that booty 25/8

[olive bobcat]

wu was yasuho and mitsuba no?

oh yeah and the brain storm guy with mamezuku

[crystal ginkgo]

@minor ore I'm afraid he'd have to kill me too because I'm rock hard thinking of him

[olive bobcat]

pour one out for dedododo dedadada

mightve been mamezuku

still a tragedy

yeah it was mamezuku bc thats what positioned him so close to wonder of u

[junior coral]

Ok see you in 3 years

[wind scroll]

Damn I wish this part had Speedwagon. I need him to explain all the confusing shit that happens in it

[junior coral]

Ask someone then

or wiki it

Speewagoooon

[wind scroll]

Actually I wish Steel Ball Run had its own Speedwagon

That would have been cool

who

[junior coral]

The SPWF is in the SBR verse

[rocky stump]

nani the fuck

[junior coral]

Lucy Steel is even hinted to be a part of it in chapter 99

[rocky stump]

it should be the steel foundation

founded by steven and lucy steel

[junior coral]

But it wasn't

[rocky stump]

i'm aware, i'm saying "should be"

[junior coral]

The Speedwagon Oil Company already exists

[hard meteor]

Yeah

[junior coral]

It's not affiliated with the Steel family

[hard meteor]

Steel and Lucy had nothing to do with the spw

[junior coral]

Lucy just got involved with it after SBR ended

it does imply that thank you

No they didn't

The Oil Company was one of the sponsors for the race

That's literally it

Then we see Lucy with a SPWF suitcase in Chapter 99

Yeah technically

[rocky stump]

i'm a w a r e.

i was saying it SHOULD be. as in, it would be BETTER for the AU, it would be a neat little thing instead of it being the same old speedwagon

[junior coral]

Not really at all

It's not that important

Except for the fact that they probably associate with taking care of the Saint's Corpse now

Yeah def

[rocky stump]

that reminds me

araki did a speedwagon callback

in stone ocean

[junior coral]

Er

How

[rocky stump]

"don't just stand there explaining, use your ability and help!"

ff to annasui

spinny hat

[junior coral]

ohhhhhhh

They kind of imply the SPWF was a part of it though

Since we saw Lucy in that flashback as well

[rocky stump]

i imagine lucy has ptsd years after sbr

[junior coral]

Yes

She was in the Morioh 1901 flashback but we didn't realize until Chapter 99 came out

[rocky stump]

is in the rain and sees a dude with an umbrella floating 10 feet above the ground

[junior coral]

I imagine she became a badass US agent afterwards

Which is what happened

[rocky stump]

it was 1890

steel was like 50 something

he probably died after like 10 years

cries in lucy

[junior coral]

idk

She's pretty strong though

[rocky stump]

she reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally liked steel tho

[junior coral]

This is the her from the flashback

So yeah, the SPWF, the government, whatever

[frozen charm]

Speed

Wagon

[rocky stump]

the guy behind her

looks like a stand user

he's bizarre

some people say cream is the best void ability

smh its actually valentines golden locks

[junior coral]

yes

[rocky stump]

it looks like any female that araki draws

difference being hair color

[junior coral]

It looks like Lucy

Like her actual face

[rocky stump]

why did araki make this

this is cursed

[junior coral]

it's on da wiki

Also it is

:I

What um

What wiki are you on

U sure

The official one is JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia

[rocky stump]

it could be anyone

it doesn't look like lucy at all

to me

[junior coral]

U can't read?

you are literally

on the part 7 section

😐

[rocky stump]

gren giorno angr`

[junior coral]

Green Giorno is always right

That should be pinned on every channel

Same drop down

Just the second tab

[rocky stump]

you aren't even the real green giorno

[junior coral]

It says "Part 8" on it

I sure am

As green as I can be

[proper hinge]

Your hair isn’t green.

Nor is your skin.

[junior coral]

This is Green Giorno erasure!

[rocky stump]

nani

[junior coral]

Okay well in Chapter 99 it's def her

I'm fairly certain it's also her in Chapter 22

Since it's a similar looking woman in the same context with a similar attire

That's because the summary was written when the chapter came out probably and we didn't know

But now we do

No need to rewrite it

It's in the list of characters

Okay do you want me to ask them to change it for you

[frozen charm]

Lucy boobs??

How!!!

[minor ore]

That isn't an official wiki, they're both fan-run, one is just more reliable than the other.

The wiki also says that Lucy was a part of the government officials pursuing Johnny, but personally, I doubt that was her.

[junior coral]

the fandom wiki sucks

period

They had a note in the Stone Ocean page that said that the next season was confirmed for next year

But it isn't true yet

You can't just put that on a wiki

yeah, probably

but rumors don't go on wikis

there isn't

also there shouldn't be usually lol

yes

if it doesn't announce SO I'll be dissapointed

it's built up so much

the perfect time to do it

[faint holly]

What if next JoJo event is just an April fool’s prank?

HA! You think you’re gonna get SO adaptation? Siiiike!!

[junior coral]

Maaaan

You already know three days before on April 1st someone is gonna pull something dirty on us

[faint rivet]

Rohan goes to Gucci OVA will be announced

[junior coral]

FINALLY

[faint holly]

Another Rohan Ova hahaha

Who knew

[sudden nymph]

Do we get to see the Gucci bag stand or as I call it [GUCCI GANG]

[faint holly]

I don’t know.
There’s a 50% chance that SO might get announce

So it’s honestly a toss up

[junior coral]

Nahhhhh

More than that

[faint holly]

Like 70%?

[junior coral]

I'd say 85%

[faint holly]

Hmm interesting

Let’s hope so

[junior coral]

The event is about the heritage and legacy of the Joestar family

And it's being hyped up every week every month

I feel like if they dont announce Stone Ocean that will be a missed opportunity

[faint holly]

JoJo fans will riot if SO does not get announced jk jk

[junior coral]

they will

But I think it will

It's bound to happen eventually

It's about time last time I checked

[faint holly]

Just imagine DP be like “we bring you unfortunate news.”

Then the fans be like “aw hell nah’l

[junior coral]

Rohan at the Louvre Animated lets goo!!!!!!!!!

[faint holly]

MORE ROHAN!!! WOOHOOO!!

YEAH I LOVE ROHAN!!!

[junior coral]

I bet you a million dollars

quote me on this ready

If there is no Stone Ocean announcement

There will be another Rohan OVA announcement

Perhaps both!

[faint holly]

Yes. Most likely

[junior coral]

That would be ideal, but that might be just too good to happen

[faint holly]

It’s definitely gonna be another Rohan OVA

[kind owl]

@faint holly, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 50 !

[junior coral]

Stone Ocean is a bonus

[faint holly]

For real

It would be an icing on the cake

[junior coral]

I'm hoping the next OVA they do is Poaching Shore

[faint holly]

Yeah

[junior coral]

Oh shit

I just realized that the Rohan drama show also airs next month

DNA live action adaptation before an anime

[faint holly]

That’s dope.

2021 is gonna be one helluva year

[junior coral]

I hope so

I graduate next year yucky

[faint holly]

I still have one more year left at Uni

😫

I just want my bachelors’s degree and skrrrtt real quick

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-higashikata-luizdoro-jojo-jojolion-gappy-gif-18842950

https://tenor.com/view/beatdown-jojolion-josuke-higashikata-jjba-gif-14964750

[frozen charm]

Rohan ova 3

[sudden nymph]

If we had to get another Rohan ova even though I don’t want another one for now I think I would choose Rohan goes to Gucci to be animated

[frozen charm]

joshu goes to gucci when??

He just goes to a gucci store and disrespects high end clothing

Then is possessed by a gucci coat stand

And the stand does something

In the end he gains an appreciation of high end clothing

[near cedar]

That's just a Rohan ova

But not a canon one

At least i think that isn't canon

[rare rose]

When do you think the last episode of the Jojolion anime will air?

[olive bobcat]

Heat death of the universe will occur first

[rare rose]

It took 25 years for Phantom Blood to get an adaptation, if we follow with that then it might be 2036

True

[proper hinge]

Normally there are only like 2 years between each parts adaptation isn’t there?

So there’ll probably be an anime.

Where’d you hear that?

[rare rose]

Calling it now, if I'm right you were first too see it. The last episode of the Jojolion anime will be April 4th, 2027 and the last episode of any Jojo's Bizarre adventure anime will be October 26, 2037 wrapping the whole series up in a neat 50 year package.

[proper hinge]

Well I don’t believe.

[ember light]

2 years between the start of adaptations

I dont think thats reliable for predicting later parts though because we are NOT getting stone ocean this year and sbr and jojolion are significantly longer than parts before

and the gap between the end and start of adaptations is more reliable

[olive bobcat]

I think sbr would be at least 3 years to make

Longer by a lot

And horses

[rare rose]

Stardust crusaders is significantly longer than sbr and jojolion as of now but it may be an outlier.

[ember light]

stardust crusaders is not significantly longer than sbr and jojolion lol

[rare rose]

It's 152 chapters

[olive bobcat]

Sbr has 24 volumes compared to 16 for stardust

[ember light]

yes

and going by chapters

thats not reliable because chapters for the first 6 parts and chapters for parts 7 and 8 vary greatly in length because of the switch to monthly chapters in part 7

yeah page numbers matter the most obviously

and part 3 doesnt have more than part 7 or 8

[rare rose]

Thats fair, if you go by pages it is is about 1000 pages shorter according to this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/8dekq3/ive_counted_how_many_pages_jojo_has/?utm_source=reddit-android

[latent bone]

who is the head doctor

[sudden nymph]

Read part 8 for yourself @latent bone

It’s too good to spoil

[latent bone]

oh ik i just wanted see if anyone knew sorry

[faint rivet]

we all knew, but it's best for you to read it and find out on your own

[sudden nymph]

Yeah it would be pretty bad if someone accidentally spoiled to you that dommy domino gives his god energy to Joshu and Joshu unlocks his new stand the Nut King that allows him to screw things out of existence

Oh wait I just spoiled the plot of part 8

Oh silly me

@faint rivet I accidentally spoiled part 8 what should I do

[faint rivet]

too late

nothing you can do about it

[inland ferry]

OH NOOOO

[faint holly]

dommy domino gives his god energy to Joshu and Joshu unlocks his new stand the Nut King that allows him to screw things out of existence

@sudden nymph BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's probably one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.

It's brilliant!

[minor ore]

bro part 5 is gioggio giogioganna

and buccacaricaera

and naraisaiancs

with the main man guidostancetys misterrrsandman

[faint holly]

Dude what the hell is up with those names?

It's like a variation of the main cast from part 5.

[sudden nymph]

I mean that is what happens in the story

[faint holly]

Who's Dommy Domino?

[sudden nymph]

An old dominos mascot

[frozen charm]

Like for jojo
Heart for lion

[faint holly]

Josuk8's dingle berry rod and 4 cylindrical spheres

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gappy-dancing-dance-moves-josuke-higashikata-gif-17718737

[burnt pagoda]

I think heavens door and green home is the only stand that can beat wou

[minor ore]

lol wtf

[faint rivet]

yep that's tsurugi for you

[minor ore]

i liek this guy's quotes

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[faint rivet]

yeah, jobin is cool

one of my favorite characters from part 8

i assume you aren't caught up?

[crystal ginkgo]

2nd best boy

[minor ore]

@faint rivet again, I have to point out that Yasuho is enjoying it(?)

[proper hinge]

Shut.

[minor ore]

No

She's screaming with a heart at the end

[proper hinge]

But we can still agree it’s bad.

[minor ore]

Well yeah

But this scene is generally so fucking wierd

A 10 year old boy dressed as the opposite gender sexualy assaults an adult woman by licking her leg and she partially at least is enjoying it

Like whaat

[dapper patrol]

Ikr

[lost slate]

i feel like part 8 is araki just putting some of his fetishes in his manga

[wide flame]

bruh