#jojolion

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bronze shell
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So my theory is that joshu will punch tooru and that will break his arm but he still physically contacted tooru so he can dismember his limbs

minor ore
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From who
@inland oyster tooru joshunut

inland oyster
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That’s not how the calamity works

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If you have the intent, you’re done for

bronze shell
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I do think that the calamity does have a point where nothing can happen as nothing bad could happen

supple totem
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so... you can only kill him on accident

inland oyster
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Yeah

bronze shell
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As like what if someone is in an entirely empty field

inland oyster
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Or through the spin

bronze shell
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Nothing bad could happen there

supple totem
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joshu bumps into tooru and tooru trips on a field and dies

inland oyster
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Yes. That’s more plausible

supple totem
inland oyster
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You’re getting there

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Joshu is such an incompetent bastard he accidentally kills powerful stand user

bronze shell
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Joshu does probably have the 3rd strongest stand in the part

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Only soft & wet and paisley park beating it out

inland oyster
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Paisley park is a smart computer

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It doesn’t do much

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In combat

ruby river
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^

bronze shell
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Paisley park is a literal hack client since it allows the user a way to win every situation

ruby river
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paisely park is an amazing utility/support stand

inland oyster
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It doesn’t

bronze shell
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But the user still has the find the way on how the stand is letting it win

ruby river
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yeah but the conditions it can create arent that big

bronze shell
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Like the whole ladder thing

inland oyster
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Otherwise PP would’ve saved Yasuho from the arm loss lmao

bronze shell
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Yasuho still has to use it

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Its not an automatic

inland oyster
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Doesn’t she have a phone?

ruby river
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and while guidance IS great, i dont think it can save her from any situation

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PP is just good

bronze shell
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It basically just gives her the tools to win but she needs to be smart enough to use it

inland oyster
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Yeah that’s also a requirement too. Wouldn’t be useful to pull out google maps while you’re being attacked by a bisexual time stopping vampire

bronze shell
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Like figure out how these things will help and how to use them without losing

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Now nut king call is just a great stand

ruby river
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so theoretically PP can find a way to escape anything

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and do anything in any situation

bronze shell
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Its really good close combat but sucks at long range

ruby river
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well almost

bronze shell
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It seems so as it offers yasuho a strawberry when there were no strawberries nearby

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So it has to have some sort of ability to create

ruby river
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more like move things

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dont forget pp still can grab things

bronze shell
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Yeah but that's still insanely op

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Since it's almost instant

ruby river
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and its range is about 20 meters?

bronze shell
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But I hate how people are saying yasuho is getting nut king call

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That's not how the fruit works

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The only thing shown to have any connection to stands are the walleyes

minor ore
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But this is the first time we see it being used actually josefumi when he gave the fruit to Kira when dying also transfered kiras stars and soft and wet josefumis Version gained star bubbles

bronze shell
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But the fruit transfers body parts not a persons soul

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So I dont think it's possible for the fruit to give a stand

minor ore
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It basically did give Josefumi Star bubbles tho

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Just with the use of it

bronze shell
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I dont think it did

minor ore
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It did

bronze shell
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It looked like the bubbles were coming out of Kira

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What chap was this again

minor ore
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Let me get some screenshots

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If you look he has star bubbles after exchanging

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Literally the chapter before he didn’t have them

bronze shell
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I just dont get how that would make any possible sense

ruby river
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i think its just artstyle

minor ore
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It does tho since even if they came out of Kira

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They should have fusion properties

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Literally the chapter before

ruby river
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this was to show the contents of bubbles

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which are pieces of rokakaka

bronze shell
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was that the 2nd fruit

ruby river
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yes

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wait no it was the first one

minor ore
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That was before they even ate one

bronze shell
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So how does josefumi have the bubbles if they havent ate it before

minor ore
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The star bubbles are in the next chapter

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After they ate it...

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His ear literally fell off

ruby river
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either way josuke is an abomination and is a REALLY specific mix of equal exchange and wall eyes shenanigans

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i dont think we can judge how just a pure exhange with new roka would work

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i doubt yasuho got a nck

minor ore
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We will see in a few hours

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It actually fits her mechanical theme to get screws

ruby river
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digital*

minor ore
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Also araki hid one of her arms the one that was exchanged

bronze shell
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Idk man but I just think it would take a lot away from joshu

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His stand is one of the only things people like about him and if someone else gets it he has nothing

ruby river
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its just a physical exchange, not spiritual

bronze shell
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I just dont think araki would do him dirty like that

ruby river
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arm with no arm

minor ore
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Ummm their feet literally went thru each other

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Idk what that was

inland oyster
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Are we talking about Yasuho getting Nut King Call’s abilities?

ruby river
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yeah

bronze shell
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Yeah I just dont like that theory

ruby river
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same

inland oyster
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Their bodies didn’t mix. She just got an arm.

ruby river
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^

kind owlBOT
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@ruby river, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

bronze shell
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I'm a hardcore joshu fan and his stand being usable by another user would suck

minor ore
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Will nut king call have only one arm? Even if they didn’t fuse tho

inland oyster
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Also the wall eyes gave Josuke the mix between KQ and soft and wet

lost slate
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it would be cool but nobody really wants a paisley park with nkc arm

bronze shell
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I just dont think it fits yasuho personality

minor ore
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He wasn’t burried and it was josefumi

inland oyster
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Stands represent a character’s soul. Joshu’s NKC will be missing his while Yasuho regrows hers

ruby river
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Also the wall eyes gave Josuke the mix between KQ and soft and wet
@inland oyster i think it's influenced by josukes completely different character too

inland oyster
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Josefumi and Kira were buried though

bronze shell
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With kira and josefumi both were similar to an extent where their stands combining wasnt a big change from their personality

inland oyster
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They were found in the wall eyes, Kyo explains that the wall eyes mixed them

bronze shell
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Plus when their stands combined they combined into a single thing and weren't two separate abilities

minor ore
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It’s weird that araki would strategically hide paisleys arm in the last page tho

bronze shell
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I dont get how their stands would combine at all

inland oyster
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Strategically? It really wouldn’t matter with how WOU works

bronze shell
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One has to be the major but neither would make a good major

inland oyster
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Araki just drew Paisley Park behind Yasuho because it’s cool. Almost every other stand user has had a similar visual

minor ore
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We will see in a few hours tho the only instance of it used before did fuse the stands in some way even before being burried

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If you read thru vitamin c 3 and 4 again and pay attention to the bubbles it will make sense

ruby river
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i really feel like araki only actually showed the difference in the end of born this way arc

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everything else is just artstyle shifts

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like josukes hat

minor ore
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I mean it makes complete sense since after eating one he gained the stars

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Not like it was changed randomly

bronze shell
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In the sbr universe its proven that you dont need a persons soul to gain their stand but the instances of that are so specific

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Like deigo and scary monsters

minor ore
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GUYS

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I HAVE THE COVER

inland oyster
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We saw it

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Someone posted it

minor ore
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Aw

inland oyster
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You can still post it doe

minor ore
inland oyster
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Josuke looks weird as hell

ruby river
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In the sbr universe its proven that you dont need a persons soul to gain their stand but the instances of that are so specific
@bronze shell exactly

minor ore
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Isn’t a powerful fruit that was grafted to a random tree and got new properties after fusing weirdly specific

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It could also have been the devil palm like properties of the wall eyes but wouldn’t that also affect the estate? Idk

lost slate
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why is gappy's neck so long

bronze shell
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When gappy got fused a one piece manga was in the ground

faint rivet
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A couple hours left

lost slate
faint rivet
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Unfortunately I'll be at school, but maybe once school is over it'll be translated

light swift
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Same

fleet river
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3 hours

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wait a fucking second

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it's already out?

heavy ledge
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Their poses are so strange that only araki can make them look good

viral plume
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Oh shit, is it out?

bronze shell
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Yeah here I'll tell you what happens

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Donovan drags tooru into his tent

viral plume
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Thats a reference

broken rover
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it's jojo

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and there's a lion or smth idk i didnt read it

junior coral
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3 hours babay

faint rivet
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I don't think it's out yet

junior coral
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The cover is out

faint rivet
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From Araki's site?

junior coral
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idk

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but I've seen the cover

faint rivet
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Hopefully it means Josuke and Yasuho will get together again soon

hard meteor
junior coral
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LETS GO

faint rivet
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Good

junior coral
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yeah boys looks like endgame here

faint rivet
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Mods can we pin that

junior coral
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looks like things are winding down, design wise

inland oyster
faint rivet
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Oh crap, jobin did appear on the spine

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I must have missed him before

junior coral
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Not sure if I ever mentioned it here but it's doing the thing that Stone Ocean and SBR did where the art on the spine gets less detailed/ complicated/ has more white space than the last ones

inland oyster
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Speed king isn’t there

broken rover
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how many channels was sbr

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like 90?

junior coral
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95

broken rover
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we getting there

inland oyster
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Watch green Giorno say this as the next spine art is a heavily detailed drawing of Kaato

junior coral
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never gonna happen

broken rover
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where the main villain tho araki

junior coral
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ur mum

minor ore
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😜

faint rivet
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Araki is the main villain all along

broken rover
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lmao

junior coral
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the main villain was the friends we made along the way

broken rover
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i mean, yes

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pfft

faint rivet
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Araki is the one making all of this happen, so he is the main villain

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Bam I solved it

broken rover
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he's a dog killr

faint rivet
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There's our main villain

junior coral
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The main villain is the anime onlies who comment on youtube videos asking who the main villain is

broken rover
bronze shell
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The main villain is donavan

willow crystal
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Araki eating Donut

broken rover
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the main villain is the people that keep going "kono dio da'

bronze shell
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Him and his stand called the tent

faint rivet
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Ojiro is the main villain

junior coral
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Tsurugi main villain

bronze shell
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I'm telling yall donovan is the strongest stand user ever

faint rivet
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He's gonna return one more time with Fun Fun Fun Requiem and kill Josuke

bronze shell
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His tent is horrifying

faint rivet
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Are you talking about donobang from part 2

bronze shell
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No one goes there and doesn't get ruined

junior coral
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Forgot who Donovan was

bronze shell
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No I'm talking about donovan from berserk

faint rivet
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Never read that

bronze shell
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So basically donavan has a tent and he used that tent to do something to a 9 year old

faint rivet
junior coral
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what's the date

bronze shell
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It's the 23rd currently

junior coral
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okay thx

dire furnace
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SPOILER

||im JJLN's main villain||

junior coral
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FUCK

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Woo Tomouki is revealed to be the main antagonist of the story

broken rover
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it seems it was goku all along

dire furnace
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Goku came for Gappys 4 ball but got the context wrong

kind owlBOT
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@dire furnace, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

broken rover
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no, no

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he knew what he was doing

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:)

dire furnace
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Goku x Gappy canon ??? 😳😳😳

broken rover
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Gappy didn't consent yet

dire furnace
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yet

broken rover
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still possible

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bruh why do simulation games feel like a chore

junior coral
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Gappy is technically barely a year old at this point

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That's all kinds of wrong !

faint rivet
fleet river
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2 hours

junior coral
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2 hours till it's out in Japan

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no telling how much longer we have to wait until it's translated

bronze shell
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It's out in japan

junior coral
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fr?!

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wtf

gloomy estuary
minor ore
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wtf?

gloomy estuary
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what

junior coral
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no way

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someone confirm that

minor ore
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Not that beserk guy omg

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I got PTSD

lost slate
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no

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afaik it should not be out in japan yet

hard meteor
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its not out in japan yet what

junior coral
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I aint think so

lost slate
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still one more hour

junior coral
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two

lost slate
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oh yeah, two

junior coral
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comes out at 10 est its 8

lost slate
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jojo fans can't count either

junior coral
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do we have a translation of the cover page?

bronze shell
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Got ya

junior coral
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L

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I hope in this author's note for this chapter we find out Araki got the PS5

bronze shell
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Does araki even play games

lost slate
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i guess a translation of the cover page would be "running fate"

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or "fate is running"

junior coral
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He said in the last author's note that he's excited for the PS5

bronze shell
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How can fate run

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It has no legsd

sudden nymph
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I hope we get an official page for wonder of u

bronze shell
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It's an anime series

junior coral
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we will

bronze shell
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Wair author notes?

lost slate
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maybe it's like 'fate is escaping'

junior coral
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it's a manga series ackhschually

bronze shell
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Are they only in the actual ultra jump volume

junior coral
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There's an author's note every chapter

lost slate
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i dunno, it sounded better in my head

junior coral
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Or excuse me "an author's comment" I should say rather

sudden nymph
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We need an official wonder of u explanation like now

bronze shell
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I've never seen one

junior coral
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It's highkey on the wiki rn

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Do your research

bronze shell
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I didnt expect araki to like video games tbh

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Hes very up there in years

junior coral
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He's a gamer

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How else could he stay so young looking and full of life?

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Man the full spine art with Vol 24 is fantastic

bronze shell
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Healthy diet and good skin care

junior coral
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Satoru Akefu really be on the cover twice

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Watch next volume the spine art just be like 5 Akefu's floating in the air

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Quote me on that

sudden nymph
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I liked satoru Akefu better than Tooru not gonna lie

junior coral
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Yeah

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Why does Poor Tom appear before Urban Guerrilla on the spine art

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Makes no cents

sudden nymph
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?

bronze shell
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Wait he had a name other than head doctor

sudden nymph
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I don’t know

junior coral
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Satoru Akefu

sudden nymph
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And yes he did

junior coral
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Oh darn it was confirmed Endless Calamity Part 8

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I was hoping for a new arc

sudden nymph
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Is it

junior coral
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ye

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cover is out, I just didn't know what it read

sudden nymph
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It might be a d4c thing where it goes back to the arc after an arc

junior coral
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wym

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Cause if you're talking about The Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love) Part 15 being followed by Endless Calamity Part 6 that's just because the Volumes rename every chapter

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So EC 6, 7, and 8 will probably be renamed to TWoY

dire furnace
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im still waiting for the Crazy Train thing to make sense

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i think WoU is gonna get an upgrade

junior coral
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yes

dire furnace
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Wonder of U: Crazy Train

to mirror D4C: Love Train

sudden nymph
junior coral
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I'm talking about JoJolion

sudden nymph
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I’m saying they might be doing the same thing where it starts a new arc and then goes back

junior coral
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There is no new arc tho

sudden nymph
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I thought you said it started a new arc

junior coral
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no I said it didn't

sudden nymph
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Oh ok sorry

junior coral
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Anyway if the Rakakaka is really called the Loccocaca, (which means "crazyshit" in spanish,) then I'll be even more convinced if Wonder of U becomes Crazy Train after evolving or something

bronze shell
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Crazy train is the holy corpse stand right

junior coral
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no

hard meteor
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no

junior coral
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Love Train

sudden nymph
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Tooru is the main villain while Kaato is an alternate Diego like character calling it now

junior coral
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noooooo

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I'm calling Jobin the final boss

sudden nymph
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No just no

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If joshu vs jobin doesn’t happen I will cry

junior coral
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It won't

bronze shell
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I will too

dire furnace
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was Crazy Train the first or second song in Toorus playlist ??

junior coral
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Second

bronze shell
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We need it

junior coral
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I have a feeling we still have a ways to go before this alleged final boss fight

minor ore
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1 hour 26 minutes

dire furnace
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yeah WoU: CT should happen most likely.

junior coral
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yerrrr

dire furnace
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maybe Tooru fuses with someone ???

minor ore
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No

junior coral
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no

minor ore
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Tooru stays pure

bronze shell
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If he fuses it would have to be another rock human right

kind owlBOT
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@bronze shell, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

bronze shell
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But he is the only one still alive

minor ore
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No

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He can fuse with anyone

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But he won't

bronze shell
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But wouldn't his body physically reject that

dire furnace
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Tooru is meh so far tbh

minor ore
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😬

bronze shell
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It's like trying to make a pig fuck an alligator

junior coral
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so's yo mama

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huh?

minor ore
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Huh?

bronze shell
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They dont match up and the outcome would be a monstrous mess

minor ore
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No

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They can't procreate

junior coral
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Why are we talking about fusion like that's a thing we've seen everyone be able to do

dire furnace
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lmao he ends up lookin like corrupt zamasu

junior coral
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Josefumi and Kira were only able to do it under these weird circumstances

minor ore
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Fusion is not interspecies sex don't get confused

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Horse + donkeys = abomination of nature called mules

junior coral
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dog + cat = dat

minor ore
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True dat

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Cog

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Pog

junior coral
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Caog? Doat?

dire furnace
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pony + dog = pog

minor ore
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So... New chapter released yet?

noble haven
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Ping me when new chapter comes out

junior coral
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bro shut up

bronze shell
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Yep

dire furnace
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1 hour or so

minor ore
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Honkey

bronze shell
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Donovan drags tooru into his tent

junior coral
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AN hour and a half guys

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10 est

minor ore
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Alright, thanks

dire furnace
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shut up Green Giorno ill break your knees

junior coral
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You would

ruby river
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Fusion is not interspecies sex don't get confused
@minor ore cough cough steven universe cough cough

dire furnace
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IRA style

minor ore
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I cannot wait to see NKC in action again

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@ruby river we're talking about jojo not crigeshow number 3

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It's been YEARS

dire furnace
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so Steven had sex with his dad ??? @ruby river

junior coral
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yes

bronze shell
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Seriously we need to see that beautiful creature one more time

ruby river
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@ruby river we're talking about jojo not crigeshow number 3
@minor ore i know, i just wanted to bring that up cause i thought it was funny

sudden nymph
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Joshu main villain of part 8

minor ore
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Milagro man was 3 years ago

bronze shell
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I know a lot of people who's left nut will burst if they see nkc again

minor ore
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@ruby river you know what else is funny

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Well,

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My nut will call out

ruby river
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impress me

junior coral
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Gappy was born 9 years ago

dire furnace
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Joshu lost his fapping hand and thats his villain motivation

junior coral
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let that sink in

dire furnace
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no , keep that sink out

junior coral
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he wants to come in

minor ore
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Wtf a 9yo as a protagonist?? Part 6 moment.....

junior coral
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let him in

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Why is that a part 6 moment

bronze shell
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Joshu can easily get his hand back

minor ore
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Emporio

junior coral
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he isn't the protagonist

bronze shell
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His whole stand is perfect for it

noble haven
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omggg he killed main villain

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= protagonist

junior coral
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so that doesn't make him a protagonist

noble haven
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woooaaaaa

dire furnace
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Tooru takes Joshus hand

junior coral
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exactly

dire furnace
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wait reverse

junior coral
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Cult of Gappy just be saying things

minor ore
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Jojo fans yet again ignoring a joke to go off on useless tangents!!

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I love jojo!

junior coral
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sounds like cap

minor ore
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Cap the point maybe.....

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Maybe we'd actually win the game....

junior coral
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why is there slow mode rn

noble haven
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Jojo fans don't have good jokes

bronze shell
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God do I love me some joshu

noble haven
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and yours definitely wasn't an exception

bronze shell
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I want joshu to have my chidlren

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I will give him my twins and daughter

junior coral
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hummmm what

bronze shell
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They can count the fish sausage size

lost slate
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hey huss

noble haven
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Hey melon

minor ore
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Sorry huss..... If that even is your real name........ . . . . . .

noble haven
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It's my nickname

minor ore
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I'm onto you >;)

bronze shell
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They can help joshu get yasuho

junior coral
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Joshu is a jojo

bronze shell
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Joshu is the jojo

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Literally the best character entirety of jojo

minor ore
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But jojo fans definitely do have some good jokes it's just they get overused a lot

bronze shell
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He is god

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Joshu can have my wife

junior coral
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It should make you sad that Joshu literally is incapable of existing in the first 6 parts of jojo

bronze shell
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That's how much of a Chad he is

minor ore
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7 parts*

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Unless....

junior coral
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SBRverse is the SBRverse

bronze shell
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God how much do I have to pay for a device that make characters real

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I want joshu to be real

minor ore
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It's called a mirror

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Be the change you wanna see in the world

junior coral
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absolutely genius

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The real Joshu was the friends you made along the way

ruby river
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taking the advice too literally and becoming irl joshu

minor ore
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Implying that's a bad thing

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Ah well, I'll see you guys in... An hour

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Honestly i used to think jojolion discussions were great but recently they've all had an atmosphere of cynicism and hostility

bronze shell
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I just like making theories about joshu

lost slate
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yeah, i don't get what's up with that

minor ore
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😭

lost slate
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i guess it would be that there's a lot less uncertainty in the story

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now we know for a fact that WoU is a stand, and what his ability is

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and we also know that tooru is pretty evil

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all the big stuff is already 'settled' i guess

minor ore
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In the overall story there's still some unresolved points

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Honestly I'm not even sure this is the finale

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Manifesting 54 pages

hard meteor
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It’s definitely not the finale

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There’s a least one last arc that needs to be resolved

minor ore
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I remember how damo was thought to be the main villain

bronze shell
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To be the main villain you have to be over 6 foot

inland oyster
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Is it out?

bronze shell
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Yep

minor ore
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I watched a video recently from a new jojolion fan and his sheer enthusiasm and passion to talk about it is something i haven't seen from the fandom in years

bronze shell
#

My love for jojolion got killed some because of this fandom

lost slate
#

^

minor ore
#

Same

bronze shell
#

I say I like joshu and people start hating on him even though they havent read the bloody thing

lost slate
#

partially that, partially the long waits

minor ore
#

The new jojolion fan rekindled my love

#

Reminded me why we really love the part

lost slate
#

if jjl was weekly (not that it should be) i'd be a lot more passionate about it

bronze shell
#

People just need to shut up if they haven't read it

minor ore
#

It’s like oh yea new jojolion and forgets about it for a month

#

People get their opinions from jojotubers

lost slate
#

there are people who haven't read jjl that hate joshu because of his haircut

minor ore
#

Pls

lost slate
minor ore
#

I grew to like it

bronze shell
#

I like jojotubers beacuse they dont hate joshu for no reason

#

They actually read the manga and like him

minor ore
#

It is meant to be ugly but there's a charm to it

#

He looked pretty last chapter

#

I mean araki manages to make everyone look pretty

bronze shell
minor ore
#

I only hate it when people take him seriously like he's a serial rapist

bronze shell
#

Look at his beauty

minor ore
#

He is rly pretty 😳

#

He has social awkwardness that gets played for laughs occasionally

lost slate
#

joshu, you are 19, no you should not be using your stand to lick your sister's ear

young meteor
minor ore
#

We don’t even know if he used it in the flash forward

bronze shell
#

We need that server

minor ore
#

That was hilarious, especially the face he pulls when she suspects him

bronze shell
#

But the mods are corrupt and hate joshu

minor ore
#

He did use it actually

hard meteor
#

yooo whys the chat so based today

minor ore
#

Joshu hate 💖

hard meteor
#

ew nvm

bronze shell
#

its because of me

young meteor
#

r/joshuhate

bronze shell
#

I bring the based

minor ore
#

r/historia

young meteor
#

r/cultofgappy

minor ore
#

Now you're talking

young meteor
#

r/joshuhate exists tbh

hard meteor
#

i thought they rebranded

tacit crest
#

H

loud lintel
#

no one hates joshu in r/joshuhate

bronze shell
#

r/ohjoshupleasfuckmealliwantisyourrockhard18footpenis

tacit crest
#

LMAO

hard meteor
#

good

minor ore
#

r/incels is where 90% of the joshu haters are the other 10 are pokimane mods

#

.r34 joshu

young meteor
#

No

#

Cult of Gappy is really suspicious

minor ore
#

Pls

hard meteor
#

joshu hate has devolved into circlejerking a haircut

minor ore
#

Huh?!

tacit crest
#

MML DHUUIDK

minor ore
#

I solemnly swear i am not suspicious

young meteor
#

I'm thinking you are someone else's alt

minor ore
#

I rule34th him with a bot and saw incest so I wouldn’t recommend it

loud lintel
#

r34 joshu is full of incest not like i know tho

minor ore
#

Bruh

#

😭

tacit crest
#

r34 joshu is full of incest not like i know tho
@loud lintel lewd

loud lintel
#

LMAO

young meteor
#

It's just my theory

minor ore
#

It’s so bad I saw Jobin and tsu-

#

Your game theory

#

Literally 💀

loud lintel
#

joshu x job-

minor ore
#

NOO

tacit crest
#

Me x brah

bronze shell
#

Jojo34 sometimes has good shit but its mostly bad

minor ore
#

Yea

young meteor
#

Character theory tho

loud lintel
#

just disable the incest tag

tacit crest
minor ore
#

Do you think araki has seen the r34 of his characters

tacit crest
#

Yes

bronze shell
#

Oh yeah

tacit crest
#

For sure jjskm

loud lintel
#

yep

minor ore
#

💀pls

tacit crest
#

Which creator hasnt been curious

young meteor
#

He doesn't have time to look at all of those.

bronze shell
#

I knocked down his door and showed it to him

minor ore
#

Some of his apprentices make hentai

bronze shell
#

Oh he has apprentices

loud lintel
#

he knows everyone thirts for jotaro thats for sure

tacit crest
#

Apprentices?

#

LMAO JOTARO

minor ore
#

I mean it’s possible also Jotaro is 🙈☺️

young meteor
#

Jojolion horny hours

minor ore
#

Some artists trained under him over the years, one of which was the part 5 anime director iirc

#

Hottest jojolion male:

bronze shell
#

That crazy jotaro bitch is actually a famous Japanese idol who sings sorairo days in gurren laggan

tacit crest
#

NICE

bronze shell
#

Joshu

loud lintel
#

yes her lmao

tacit crest
#

Where the heck is da new chapter

loud lintel
#

joshu, rykiel those 2 are the hottest

minor ore
#

Anyway I'll see you guys later, been a good chat

#

Norisuke is so hot... 😭

tacit crest
#

HHJNNMLA

#

stan kokichi ouma

minor ore
#

Like 55 mins

#

You guys are epic....

....

..
Epically trolled!!!!!!!

young meteor
#

She really had balls and directly told Araki about her obsession for Jotaro

tacit crest
minor ore
#

I wish I had her confidence

young meteor
#

Same

loud lintel
#

LMAO

minor ore
#

😍🤩or delusion either way it works wonders

loud lintel
#

same

tacit crest
#

I want the balls to tell araki that clamp is good

young meteor
#

She's probably the creepiest fangirl I've ever known

minor ore
#

I mean I’ve been a part of a few kpop fandoms

tacit crest
#

🤱

minor ore
#

There’s a lot worse

loud lintel
#

stans.....

young meteor
#

I don't acknowledge kpop fandoms

minor ore
#

It’s so scary

junior coral
#

one hour

loud lintel
#

only worth stanning for sjohu everything else is garbage

tacit crest
#

Brah u said 6 😔

bronze shell
#

I want to tell araki one day that he made the best character in all of fiction

#

Joshu

tacit crest
#

BRAH U CAN STAN KOKICHI

loud lintel
#

but the raws came 8 mins ago😔

junior coral
#

raws are out?

young meteor
#

Post raws

minor ore
#

Joshu is so well written tho like you want him to do well but he always fucks it up

#

It’s realistic ✨

tacit crest
#

Joshu is so well written tho like you want him to do well but he always fucks it up
@minor ore laugh

bronze shell
#

But for real I think araki has one more part in him

#

He will have to retire after that

minor ore
#

Joshu part 9

loud lintel
#

:morejoshuppy:

young meteor
#

Why do you guys keep praising Joshu?

tacit crest
bronze shell
#

Because he is awesome that's why

tacit crest
#

Joshu is a badass

loud lintel
#

yep^

tacit crest
#

Periodt

young meteor
#

He is... a creep

tacit crest
loud lintel
#

its part of the plan

tacit crest
#

No hes not Fangrysad

bronze shell
#

So?

#

He is super fuckinf cool

minor ore
#

I hope we see his master plan of pretending to rape yasuho in this chapter

tacit crest
#

oh god

loud lintel
#

it wasnt rape-

minor ore
#

And then he turns out to be a baddie

young meteor
#

Well, I think I need to leave this channel for now

bronze shell
#

No joshu just wanted to

junior coral
#

spoiler but ||polygon boobs||

ruby river
#

I hope we see his master plan of pretending to rape yasuho in this chapter
@minor ore you wish

minor ore
#

💀💀it was worse than that

bronze shell
#

He probably has some plan but he definitely just wanted to fuck yasuho

minor ore
#

He literally wanted to fuse with her 💀

loud lintel
#

smh😔

young meteor
#

I was referring to the latest chapter

tacit crest
#

Smh

ruby river
#

imagine if joshu character development is actually real

bronze shell
#

I love joshu but he was trying to fuck her hella

loud lintel
#

He probably has some plan but he definitely just wanted to fuck yasuho
what a king, he can do both

junior coral
#

no character development only moron

minor ore
#

I mean get laid and beat the villain

tacit crest
#

what a king, he can do both
@loud lintel periodt queen

loud lintel
#

PFFT

tacit crest
#

😌

minor ore
#

😍😻 stan joshu period tea hunny yaas work slay mama

bronze shell
#

God do I love joshu

tacit crest
#

LMAO

hard meteor
#

chats based again

#

joshu fans rise

tacit crest
bronze shell
#

I want to fuck joshu so fucking much

loud lintel
#

i have so mnay buff joshu imgaes i am obsessed...

minor ore
#

The only time I will describe is myself as a stan is when joshu exists

bronze shell
#

He definitely has a 7 foot dick

ruby river
#

I want to fuck joshu so fucking much
@bronze shell rule 34 xxx

young meteor
#

Don't get too nsfw guys

tacit crest
#

I have them too brah its ok

loud lintel
#

ye 😳

minor ore
#

Don’t r34 him if you’re not in Alabama

#

Actually don’t r34 anything JoJo

bronze shell
#

Joshu is such a beast in bed that he scares off yasuho

ruby river
#

r34 jojo is disgusting

minor ore
#

It’s disturbing

bronze shell
#

Most of the yasuho art is fine

minor ore
#

I mean kak x Jotaro is cute but the amount of incest

loud lintel
#

joshu and gappy was so popular some months ago-

minor ore
#

😭that’s not even bad

tacit crest
gloomy estuary
ruby river
#

joshu gappy

junior coral
#

stopping part skipping before it happens on twitter

minor ore
#

Ugh 47 minutes

junior coral
#

my mission

loud lintel
#

THE VID LMAO

ruby river
#

mmmmmmm yes joshu pound me more!!!!!!~

tacit crest
#

I skipped part 6 😳😳😳

junior coral
#

L

minor ore
#

I didn’t skip anything cause I was so bored in between waits so I reread jojo like twice

ruby river
#

wait is joshu gappy porn fanart actually real

junior coral
#

duh

minor ore
#

Yea

bronze shell
#

I skipped part 6 so I can learn about jojolion

loud lintel
#

yep ofc

minor ore
#

There’s tsurugi shit which is so scary to me and

#

Like how is that allowed

tacit crest
bronze shell
#

I couldn't wait for joshu

loud lintel
minor ore
#

R34 gets so bad

ruby river
#

TSURUGI RULE 34

junior coral
#

Araki said to skip every part guys... he said don't read jojo at all. just watch Hunter x Hunter or something

minor ore
#

Yea x Jobin

tacit crest
#

BRAHHA

minor ore
#

So like run

ruby river
#

Yea x Jobin
@minor ore HIWIDBSJEICCEKSOBCJWKSNDJSKXKJE

minor ore
#

💀

tacit crest
loud lintel
#

😳

minor ore
#

DONT LOOK IT UP PLS I WAS WITH FRIENDS USINF A BOT AND I LOOKED UP JOBIN AND IT SHOWED UPP

#

😭

loud lintel
#

bruhh

bronze shell
#

This shir terrifying

minor ore
#

45 minutes 🤩

loud lintel
#

that shit sex😳

bronze shell
#

Imagine that chasing your ass

minor ore
#

Pls that’s disturbing

junior coral
#

Mouth King Call

minor ore
#

He’s got the Acer nitro case on his forehead

dire furnace
#

Nut King Call 🥵🥵🥵

tacit crest
#

LMAO

#

KYAAAAAAA

ruby river
#

so close........

minor ore
#

Buy this and it’s technically a JoJo reference since it has the NKC eyebrow

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

minor ore
#

Joshu is a true gamer..

ruby river
#

im gonna say something that will upset the entirety of jjl fanbase

loud lintel
#

nope joshu aint a gamer, he isnt a virgin

ruby river
#

nvm

minor ore
#

I-

dire furnace
#

joshu lost his fapping hand 😔

hard meteor
#

he'll get it back dont worry

minor ore
#

But yasuho will touch herself with it now

ruby river
#

bro joshu is a gamer

minor ore
#

So it’s a win 🥰

#

His mind...

dire furnace
#

500 IQ play from Joshu

loud lintel
#

thats what joshu wanted, kinda-

bronze shell
#

Isnt nkc based off of meruem riders

minor ore
#

😻

ruby river
#

touch yasuho

winter ridge
#

chapter is not out yet right

bronze shell
#

It has been

loud lintel
#

nope

minor ore
#

40 mins

inland oyster
#

Chapter in 39 minutes

winter ridge
#

and then maybe an hour for translation right?

ruby river
#

touchy touch

bronze shell
#

Tooru gets kidnapped by donovan

minor ore
#

38 minutes and still no leaks other than the cover wtf

#

What did they do

loud lintel
#

donovan, i hate that name.....

minor ore
#

How did no one leal it

#

Probably corona

#

Getting the way of leaks 😝

loud lintel
#

but the previous chapter came out fast af

winter ridge
#

how the heck does a manga "leak"

minor ore
#

Yea it depends tho if it leaks early

winter ridge
#

like how does that happen

loud lintel
#

oh yeah true

#

asking the real questions

minor ore
#

Oh hi brAh

loud lintel
#

hii pogchamp

ruby river
#

someone probably steals scans of the manga and posts them

loud lintel
#

u keep changin the pfp and i cant recognise😔

winter ridge
#

that would make sense i guess

minor ore
#

@loud lintel yeah I like doing that

winter ridge
#

cant really think of any ther way

loud lintel
#

pffft

#

actually, most scans of manga are just stolen and printed

minor ore
#

Ugh if we get less than 40 pages in actual contents without cover and promo material

#

Imma get pissed

#

I’m hoping for like 50 pages but that’s unrealistic

#

Its just the preview and the cover

#

No other pages

ruby river
#

101 was much shorter than 100

loud lintel
#

45 pages at most saldy

hard meteor
#

yeah that kinda sucked

#

after a 2 month wait

minor ore
#

There’s actually promo material at the end of them like Rohan one shots and stuff and sales

#

They count towards the page count

#

@loud lintel tf is your status

loud lintel
#

LMAO

broken rover
#

tf is a

#

pedes

inland oyster
#

There’s no way it’s gonna be a short chapter

minor ore
#

You hate queers?

inland oyster
#

Last one was just to setup this chapter lmao

loud lintel
#

i am matchin with a french guy and he has the greek equivelant@minor ore

minor ore
#

I-

loud lintel
#

SHHHH

broken rover
#

There’s no way it’s gonna be a short chapter
half of it is gonna be tooru eating bees

inland oyster
#

It’s gotta be 50 pages or more

bronze shell
#

This chapter has 200 pages

ruby river
#

i wish

minor ore
#

i am matchin with a french guy and he has the greek equivelant@minor ore
@loud lintel hmm ok

loud lintel
#

BRUH LMAO

minor ore
#

PLS

tacit crest
#

Pls

minor ore
#

Ok 34 minutes

#

Does the aeonstar discord even exist

inland oyster
#

@minor ore no slurs in videos

tame flower
#

bonjuor

ruby river
#

aeonstar.....

minor ore
#

There was a guy who always uploaded the chapters

tame flower
#

bonjour nose

minor ore
#

Ftr your poopoo

#

Ok sorry 😭

loud lintel
#

smh, i didnt even see it entirly

minor ore
#

@loud lintel is your pfp the belle delphine octopus

loud lintel
#

STOP

minor ore
#

Umm

#

What octopus-

tame flower
#

where are the raws

loud lintel
#

nothin-

minor ore
#

Not here

ruby river
#

i like how people started to like tooru only after it was revealed that he's the main villian

minor ore
#

THERE ARE NO RAWS FRIEND

#

Don’t manifest them

tame flower
#

i like how people started to like tooru only after it was revealed that he's the main villian
@ruby river I love him since his debut

minor ore
#

Same

inland oyster
#

He’s not the main villain

tame flower
#

He’s not the main villain
@inland oyster he is, dumbass

broken rover
#

tooru is the protagonist

ruby river
#

ok he is the "unstoppable force" part of the finale, my bad @inland oyster

inland oyster
#

@inland oyster he is, dumbass
@tame flower Hello this is discord user FTR. While this message is a direct response to me, I will choose to ignore it for I am right and you are wrong.

tame flower
#

a protagonist can be a villian

ruby river
#

like valentine with love train and etc

minor ore
#

i like how people started to like tooru only after it was revealed that he's the main villian
@ruby river well he didn't really have anything going for him before it was revealed he was a villian

tame flower
#

@tame flower Hello this is discord user FTR. While this message is a direct response to me, I will choose to ignore it for I am right and you are wrong.
@inland oyster XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ruby river
#

@ruby river well he didn't really have anything going for him before it was revealed he was a villian
@minor ore his talk with yasuho

inland oyster
#

Kaato is the main villain

tame flower
#

Kaato doesn't exist

inland oyster
#

Prove it

minor ore
#

Yeah whatever to both of you

#

So who’s gonna leak the chapter actually like it won’t suddenly pop up in 30mins

ruby river
#

personally i found him pretty chill since his debut in doctor wu arc

inland oyster
#

Ayyyy banned word @tame flower

#

I don’t really care but rules are rules

tame flower
#

a

minor ore
#

😭not s word being banned

inland oyster
#

You can still call me a dumb ass doe

#

Yes, I didn’t make the rules please don’t get mad at me

broken rover
#

lmao fr?

inland oyster
#

Yes

broken rover
#

wait, you're serious right now?

ruby river
#

jjl doesnt have a main villain its a three party conflict

inland oyster
#

Yes lmao

broken rover
#

dear god

inland oyster
#

Once again I didn’t make these rules

minor ore
#

Giogio discord ban speedrun using s word

ruby river
#

everyone are villians

minor ore
#

Poopoo ass crack ftr

inland oyster
#

!

broken rover
#

agreed

loud lintel
#

ftr the dictator

inland oyster
#

It’s because the head owner got called it a bunch of times for trying to help his friend with some money problems

minor ore
#

Pls that’s very Pokimane discord

inland oyster
#

We just enforce it 🤷‍♂️

minor ore
#

I mean it’s reasonable

inland oyster
#

Absolutely, the rule just sounds really stupid to a lot of people lol

ruby river
#

bro you show any kind of positive emotion towards females?????!!!?!?!?!?!?!!

junior coral
#

Are leaks out

minor ore
#

My little strawberry

inland oyster
#

No green Giorno, they aren’t out

minor ore
#

Now that should be a banned phrase

bronze shell
#

What word is banned

junior coral
#

Strawbry

tame flower
#

27 mins

minor ore
#

If they were out there would be just black bars in chat

#

It always happens

ruby river
#

my litwe swabewwy uwu

minor ore
#

Don’t...

bronze shell
#

Wait is stupid banned

inland oyster
#

No

minor ore
#

That’s giving me kitten vibes

bronze shell
#

What is banned

inland oyster
#

S*mp

ruby river
#

awoooooooooo yasuho lets sex!

bronze shell
#

Oh

minor ore
#

Swamp

ruby river
#

uwu

minor ore
#

Soup

tame flower
#

sushi

inland oyster
#

The * does jackshit to hide the word but I can’t type it either soooo

minor ore
#

It works

#

Ban the word jojo

inland oyster
#

Good idea

broken rover
#

Ban "Tianmen square massacre"

bronze shell
#

Jojo

minor ore
#

Hyo Hyo’s bizarre adventure

broken rover
#

ban Gio

minor ore
#

Everyone who types in jj gets banned

bronze shell
#

Ban joshu hate

broken rover
#

ban joshu

#

my little strawberry

inland oyster
broken rover
#

he is

minor ore
#

He witnessed ftr's true form

#

Kitten and my little strawberry are like... the same level of creepy ness

#

He can't comprehend it

loud lintel
#

LMAO

inland oyster
#

@analog ether jojobro’s!!!!!!

#

Where you at

ruby river
#

Disgusting
@inland oyster fun fact thats not a long neck

broken rover
#

who said it is

ruby river
#

plenty of people when the cover was just leaked????????

minor ore
#

Umm what

#

Hey bestie ✌️💖

broken rover
#

looks normal to me

#

brb brushing my toes

loud lintel
#

hii sinexx

#

🤱

bronze shell
#

God can that child be I

broken rover
#

why isnt there a male version of that emoji

minor ore
#

God can you dematerialize for once

#

Oh we are getting a cover next month

#

And a new volume

bronze shell
#

Has araki ever redrawn a chapter

minor ore
#

I don't think so

bronze shell
#

Murata should learn from him

minor ore
#

Phantom blood in JJL artwork 🤔

tame flower
#

26

junior coral
#

oh shit just realized less than a half hour

#

based pawg

inland oyster
#

Has araki ever redrawn a chapter
@bronze shell Very rarely

#

He’s redrawn backgrounds in SDC to avoid controversy

#

Cuz of religious buildings

junior coral
#

controversy?

#

ohhh

minor ore
#

He re drew a mosque iirc

junior coral
#

God this slow mode, why is it on

inland oyster
#

The chapter releases soon

#

I must keep order

junior coral
#

soooo?

minor ore
#

Once the chapter releases.
Its mayhem

junior coral
#

The only thing this slow mode is doing is ruining the flow of my unique way of texting

inland oyster
#

Deal with it 😎👍

junior coral
minor ore
#

It will keep the chat from looking like ||Shan’s his sons djmsjsisjebe djeksnsheisn smsnjewieue day was a ||

#

😍

#

Im too scared to click

#

But x 30

#

I mean its always black bars and blurred images

#

Oh lmao

ruby river
#

a

minor ore
#

|| Black bar test||

#

B

inland oyster
#

I can’t really enforce it that well but please only spoiler tag real spoilers

minor ore
#

Yay

junior coral
#

||major spoilers here but buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is the word||

ruby river
#

sample text

noble vigil
#

the chapter comes out ina little bit

#

but is it gonna be translated right after

inland oyster
#

Yes

junior coral
#

depends

inland oyster
#

We don’t know

noble vigil
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damn

minor ore
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Well kewl went godmode last chap

junior coral
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I haven't heard from the translators, sometimes they get it early

bronze shell
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Make slow mod 7 years

junior coral
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But sometimes we have to wait like a day before it's translated

minor ore
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The chapter released way early last time

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|| @junior coral bird?? ||

junior coral
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DogPark might deliver tho cause he's a g

cedar furnace
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less that 30 minutes before new chap i think

junior coral
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10 mins

cedar furnace
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is there a ping here for it?

bronze shell
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Sorry to say yall but dog park can no longer translate

minor ore
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Huh

junior coral
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nope

inland oyster
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Dog park got his out like 2 hours after the official release

junior coral
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It won't be translated at 10 exactly though

bronze shell
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He lost both of his hands while fighting with a dog over McDonalds leftover in a park

junior coral
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So at 10 it will be "out" but we can't read yet lol

cedar furnace
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last month he got done translating it in like 30 minutes it was insane

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i get a ping from another server when the chapter is out so i'll tell yall when

minor ore
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Dogpark did release 100 before kewl iirc and kewl released 101 right around this time

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@junior coral || wdym by bird?? ||

ruby river
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So at 10 it will be "out" but we can't read yet lol
@junior coral can we see it though?????

junior coral
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Yeah mate

cedar furnace
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@junior coral can we see it though?????
@ruby river yeah, its called raws

junior coral
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If it's out it's out but it won't be in english

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not yet at least

cedar furnace
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i reccomend if youre gonna post raws here, spoiler tag them

junior coral
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@minor ore oh, so you haven't heard?

minor ore
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No I haven't

junior coral
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Because I was under the assumption that everyone had heard

tame flower
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7 mins

junior coral
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B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

minor ore
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Oh man I have no idea what you're talking about

silver bison
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Monthly chapter titles > tankobon chapter titles

cedar furnace
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cant wait to see jobin again hahahahahahahaahaaha
@minor ore if we dont see jobin this chapter im gonna be a lil sad

junior coral
cedar furnace
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not yet

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ssshshh

silver bison
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I very like jobin 🤝

minor ore
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Lmao joshu

brave imp
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Is it out

ruby river
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3 minutes

minor ore
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@junior coral video not available in my country wtf

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Lets trust joshu of all people

junior coral
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bruh

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its a family guy clip

minor ore
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Ok

silver bison
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You're not worthy of the bird bird bird

minor ore
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Does it have to do with anything

junior coral
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no

minor ore
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Ok

tame flower
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@minor ore if we dont see jobin this chapter im gonna be a lil sad
@cedar furnace Jobin is dead

ruby river
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2 minutes

minor ore
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Yobin ded

ruby river
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1 minute