#jojolion

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tawny sentinel
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yeah, like jobin

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or kaato i guess

minor ore
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Money on Kaato or Jobin

mighty kestrel
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My guess is Kaato, honestly

lusty escarp
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Meanwhile in part 8 Ha it was me random guy number 43 I was the true mastermind all along

ashen raft
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imagine if diego had a descendant that's part of part 8s casts

gentle venture
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kaato's son from another marriage pio brando

mighty kestrel
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She feels like the most unresolved character up to this point

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Aside from like... Kyo

lusty escarp
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I think joben

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He’s been the most antagonistic so far

minor ore
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Watch someone say jobin is dead

mighty kestrel
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Jobin and Kaato are the 2 most likely, yeah

minor ore
tawny sentinel
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after rereading jojolion i feel bad for oujirou

deep jasper
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and Tooru

mighty kestrel
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I dont lmao

minor ore
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Oujiro deserved it

mighty kestrel
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Ojiro was a piece of shit lmao

deep jasper
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Tooru is looking like he could be a main villain

minor ore
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For all the girls he kidnapped and tortured

tawny sentinel
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oh yeah

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forgot about that

minor ore
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guys it's naked woman

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she's the main villain

lusty escarp
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OF COURSE

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How did I not see it sooner

minor ore
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imma cosplay as her

mighty kestrel
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Nah, she never got out the trash can

lusty escarp
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Gappy is the main villain

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And joshu will have to defeat him

minor ore
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He kinda is

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To jobin

lusty escarp
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Everyone is the hero of their own story

minor ore
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Who would win:
A guy who wants to save his son and the future generations of his family.
A guy who wants to save a woman who he claims to be his mom

gentle venture
lusty escarp
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Ye

raw steppe
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Jobin's actions led to calamities for his family, but one by one.
The Stand attracts calamities at once and he realises.
Perhaps this might be something

upper knoll
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he fell down onto the floor bro

ebon rampart
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they are pointing at you

upper knoll
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Why?

ocean mirage
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ok

gentle venture
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thats nice

ocean mirage
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it's kinda rude to point but ok

ebon rampart
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They’re saying that you guys have dry lips

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dont try licking them

lusty escarp
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I want that except their pointing at each other and are about to fight

gentle venture
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They didn't have a mom to teach them not to point

ocean mirage
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now i'm conscious about my lips damn you

minor ore
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It's mitsuba's fault lmao

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Well- kinda

lusty escarp
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Who is the best JoJo

mighty kestrel
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Joseph

lusty escarp
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Besides joshu of course

mighty kestrel
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Of course

lusty escarp
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The actual best JoJo

upper knoll
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Johnny

ocean mirage
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joshu have all the best trait of jojo bloodline

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courage

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wisdom

upper knoll
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And Joshu yeah

minor ore
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Johnny

lusty escarp
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I actually like jotaro

ebon rampart
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Technically joshu and jobin arent jojos

mighty kestrel
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Hush you

ebon rampart
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i mean their names can’t be said as jojo

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They have links to the joestar blood of course

lusty escarp
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What blasphemy is this

mighty kestrel
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This is heresy

upper knoll
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Jotaro is 2nd best

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Johnny, Jotaro, p4 Josuke

lusty escarp
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Behind joshu of course

upper knoll
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Yes, naturally

ebon rampart
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yeah funny enough ‘higashikata’ isnt what makes it ‘Jo’ its the ‘-suke’ at the end that can be read as ‘-Jo’ not ‘higashikata’

lusty escarp
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Jojo higashikata

minor ore
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Yeah

lusty escarp
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Gio gio also works

minor ore
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Yeah ig

lusty escarp
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If you say it really fast it sounds the same

minor ore
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But we don't talk about him

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so that means that Norisuke IV is a jojo

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No

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It's just

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he was born as Josuke

lusty escarp
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Yeah

minor ore
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Oh

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YOOOO

lusty escarp
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Hey you know why all the friends of the main JoJo die

minor ore
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Sharpy: "No."
"So I see you have chosen death"

lusty escarp
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Cuz if they’d be in the next part they’d call the previous JoJo JoJo

minor ore
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sore wa chigau yo moment

mighty kestrel
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Norisuke is a Jojo yea

minor ore
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Pisha will always hit me with the facts 😔

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I'll also hit you with this-

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bruh

mighty kestrel
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Norisuke is just the name they take when they become the head of the family

minor ore
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I KNEW IT

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i had to at least start the joke

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it was staring me in the face

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Jobin will become a Norisuke soon

mighty kestrel
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Meaning if Jobin survives and doesn’t get ejected from his family, he would one day be Norisuke V

minor ore
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Will he?

lusty escarp
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Sooooooooooooooon

minor ore
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Can't wait for mitsuba to see her husband dead ayy lmao -tooru

mighty kestrel
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Silver lining, if Jobin does die/gets shunned, our lord and savior Joshu will be the next Norisuke!

lusty escarp
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Yeah

minor ore
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Or josuke

mighty kestrel
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The ending we all deserve

lusty escarp
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NO

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joshu

minor ore
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LOL

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that's actually sharpy in her pfp

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little known fact

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I wish

ebon rampart
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Its yo mama in her pfp

minor ore
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prp

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damn

ebon rampart
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shhh

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u never saw

minor ore
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he got the rock human pants

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He was the og rock hooman

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Angelo was the og rock human

gentle venture
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like all rock humans he will die

ebon rampart
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He was a balloon human

lusty escarp
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Which JoJo is the biggest chad

kind owlBOT
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@lusty escarp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

minor ore
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unlike on the basketball court i will pass

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Those balloons look like they would stab me right in the heart

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Literally

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I'll stab you in the heart

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Do it bb

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you be saying you wish you could send me your heart?
Like send tiddy pics that's like the closest you can get

gentle venture
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bruh

minor ore
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lmao

gentle venture
minor ore
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@minor ore this can be us you're kira

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that's hot

lusty escarp
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I can’t believe he would crush koichis heart like that

gentle venture
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he crushed his heart because of the way he puts his socks on

minor ore
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little spicy for chat god damn

lusty escarp
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That is a federal crime

minor ore
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AIGHT

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HEADING OUT 🚶‍♀️

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lmao

lusty escarp
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Are you really lmao ing though

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Are you

minor ore
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not really

lusty escarp
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You lied to me

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How dare you

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Hey which JoJo is the biggest chad

gentle venture
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huh did someone bites za dusto

lusty escarp
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I mean

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You shouldn’t have any memory of that

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My stand is killer queen requiem

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As you can see in my profile pic

gentle venture
lusty escarp
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Kiras theme plays

gentle venture
drowsy fog
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What if you

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wanted to go to heaven

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but Yasuho said

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AAGAGGAGAHGSHAGHUGUEGEGHEUAGHUG

minor ore
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KING NOTHING???

gentle venture
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oh wow king nothing but it can actually fight

minor ore
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new category: Smell Stands

drowsy fog
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King nothing but angery and inflatable

frozen charm
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Mike o

white beacon
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King Nothing but the user isn't dea- oh

crude orchid
minor ore
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Highway star can also smell

gentle venture
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highway star can also succ

minor ore
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Yeah

white beacon
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Highway Star can have a user that has 'Speed King' on his necktie

crude orchid
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Woh

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Your right

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Not gonna lie highway star kinda thick doe🥵

gentle venture
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wow a stand that can succ you and leave you weak

crude orchid
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There’s a video explaining why highway star is the gayest stand

burnt quiver
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WOW IS THE NEW JOJOLION CHAPTER OUT YET??

crude orchid
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Yes

burnt quiver
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YESSSSS LETS GO

old marlin
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Been out

minor ore
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I-

crude orchid
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It’s been out for a while

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Wait

burnt quiver
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i’m talking about 98 lol

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and i’m joking

minor ore
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Y'all missed

crude orchid
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It’s once a month dumbass

burnt quiver
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and i’m joking

minor ore
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Araki missed

crude orchid
burnt quiver
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y’all DENSE

crude orchid
burnt quiver
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anyway jobin went out like hot pants did

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crazy

crude orchid
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I think he’ll sacrifice himself for tsurugi as redemption and a conclusion to his arc

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And norisuke fed

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*ded

gentle venture
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no jobin will just walk it off like i walked it off after my parents saw my test score

burnt quiver
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araki ffs just let someone die holy shit

crude orchid
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What your pregnancy test

burnt quiver
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?

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it came out negative why

gentle venture
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sad you failed the test

near cedar
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Doppio walked it off

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So will Jobin

winter ridge
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so what a sec, the Rokakaka perform equivalent exchange when you eat them

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but so does the ground near the wall eyes?

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so why bother with rokakaka-just use the ground

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is that just a weird coincidence or something?

gentle venture
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you talking about the shrine?

winter ridge
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no i just finished Killer Queen and Vitamin C arc

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im just confused as to the point of the rokakaka, when burying something in the ground performs an exchange anyway

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like with the orange and lemon

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also also, i don't quite see how the holy corpse fits into all of this

tame tide
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normal rokakaka exchanges a healthy part of your body for an unhealthy part and the exchanged part turns to stone

winter ridge
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right

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( i have heard "new rokakaka" mentioned but not so far in the manga )

tame tide
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we dont rlly know what new rokakaka does

winter ridge
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ah ok

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and the ground performs exchange between 2 things?

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with the power of the holy corpse

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seems like a very strange coincidence

tame tide
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i dont think the wall eyes origins have been explained yet but yeah

winter ridge
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ok

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hmm

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well thank u

gentle venture
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imagine giorno in moriah

crude orchid
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Imagine not having convuleted theories that answer everything

mighty kestrel
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I dont think the ground performs “equivalent exchange” in the same sense that the rokakaka does

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Even though they are called the same thing

crude orchid
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Like how the ||the corpse of Johnny is probably what gave the power to the ground||

mighty kestrel
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The fruit is literally an exchange, trade one healthy part for the sake of healing an unhealthy part

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The ground seems to more like... fuse parts of 2 things with eachother

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For lack of better explanation

crude orchid
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While the ground forcibly exchanges anything of equal value,if their ailing or not

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But keeping enough of the original exchangees to be considered the same construction

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My phone’s autocorrect must be hurting with all the different exchanges

near cedar
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The exchange in the ground seems to usually get the one of the people killed

azure canopy
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Kira|| was probably already dead|| if that's what you're referring to

subtle field
paper quail
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So..??? Is his stand the head doctor? Is it like a sentient stand that people can see???

simple kraken
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No idea

azure canopy
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

ripe marlin
gentle venture
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oof

night moon
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What if head doctor just left Tooru a voice memo or smn

minor ore
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I'd love that just because it would invalidate everyone's theories

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It'd be a classic Araki bait and switch

crude orchid
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no it would be bullshit

minor ore
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@crude orchid how

white beacon
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Araki can just make up any explanation as to how they communicated and it wouldn't align with everyone's theory then they say bullshit on it

icy bluff
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True lol

crude orchid
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thats my standodah

drowsy fog
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Araki could say like literally anything

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But I think he's hinted at them being one soul in 2 bodies

crude orchid
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he has a little bit

near cedar
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@azure canopy I am referring to the exchange the Higashikatas do

minor ore
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Day 7 of saying FUCK tooru until jobin gets revived

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yeah yeah

minor ore
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Sacrifice Tsurugi

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Please don't

gentle venture
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Spare the child

minor ore
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LITERALLTy the whole story revolves around tsurugi

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If tsurugi dies then this ain't jojolion

remote heath
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Just finished the Ozone Baby arc

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God that shit was good

minor ore
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Careful with this chat

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Wait omg you're starting out jojolion

upper knoll
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finished ozone baby
starting out Jojolion
🤨

minor ore
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No I mean

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Surafd why do you this

upper knoll
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sorry I forgot Im a jojo fan and Im supposed to not be able to read

minor ore
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Not only that but you can't even understand

upper knoll
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Yeah, my bad

near cedar
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Holy shit Yoshi starting JoJolion

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The world is ending

remote heath
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I started JoJolion a while ago lmao

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I text in this chat rarely because I don’t want to see spoilers

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I just like to let everyone know of my progress

near cedar
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I see

minor ore
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good job

upper knoll
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The words in ' are still not bolded

narrow yarrow
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,_,

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;-;

upper knoll
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Fix the copypasta and come back

drowsy fog
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Pretty sure copypasta is not allowed here

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@short stag can you confirm

upper knoll
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its true

narrow yarrow
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deleted none the less

short stag
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indeed

drowsy fog
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Nvm then its gone

short stag
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yeah dont post copypastas por favor

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now imma leave so i dont spoil myself

lost slate
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read jjl

upper knoll
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read jjl

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Waiting for Carco to read it too

daring bear
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Patience

short stag
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im reading through the whole manga then i'll get to jjl

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still at diu

daring bear
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Oh nice

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Enjoy

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I really need to do a reread

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Especially of Stone Ocean and Steel Ball Run

white beacon
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I absorb information by going to specific chapters when someone asks a question

noble haven
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@short stag
Hengen

ripe marlin
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We need more mods actually caught up decomposingpepe

near cedar
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🤚

ripe marlin
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So plEASE emood read it at a good pace and enjoy yourself

near cedar
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:p

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I am half joking

ripe marlin
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What I meant was, we need more of our current mods to get caught up

near cedar
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Ik

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Never said the joke was funny

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Tbf you have me summoning da mods most of the time when i see shit that don't go in the channel

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So i help kind of :p

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But yea not always here

zenith tangle
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I just realised that the same couple of people talk here. Probably not many have read jojolion

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I thought it was very popular

ripe marlin
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It is

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Doesnt mean everyone on earth has read it

zenith tangle
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True

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I was wondering, how much jojolion has sold in Japan? Anyone know any figures?

lusty escarp
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I know it won an award

zenith tangle
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That's nice

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I believe that ever since part 7 was made, jojo part 8 has been very consistent like with the plot depth and overall presentation

lusty escarp
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Yeah it won the grand prize in the japan media arts festival

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Reddit says it approximately sells 200 k a year in Japan

zenith tangle
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Not bad, that's really good

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Glad that it's doing well. It's one of the best parts

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Very good story

lusty escarp
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Yeah it’s pretty good most lists I’ve seen put in the middle as the 4th or 5th best part

ebon rampart
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It’s also really good that we’re in probably one of the most intense arcs right now, so i hope that’ll bring in more fans to read the part

glass lily
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I think an explanation as to why not too many people talk in this channel is that it can take people a while to catch up to this part and there could be a lot of anime only members

ebon rampart
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Way too many

lusty escarp
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Will part 8 be the final part

frozen charm
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Anime only

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Yuck

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Nah part 18382837274727373737733

lusty escarp
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Oh yeah makes sense

frozen charm
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It's about girono and okuyasu fighting against pucci with him using scary monsters on a stand disc

lusty escarp
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I’d watch that

kind owlBOT
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@lusty escarp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

glass lily
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I'm hoping for at least a part 9 so there can be three different trilogies of parts

lusty escarp
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Yeah that would be pretty cool

frozen charm
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Yea

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Hamon, stand and new universe

drowsy fog
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The vampire triology, the arrow triology and the new universe triology

frozen charm
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Ok that sounds better

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Yea

drowsy fog
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I know there is no arrow in part 6 but

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uh

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it sounds cool

frozen charm
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There is

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It appears in flashbacks and it's how jolyene and hermes get their stands

drowsy fog
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Oh yeah

lusty escarp
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Shouldn’t jolyne have gotten her stand naturally

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Cuz her dad had one

frozen charm
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No

drowsy fog
frozen charm
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Yea

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Lets end the discussion

lusty escarp
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Yeah

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Anyway joshu opening wormholes by using nut king call on the universe

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That’d be awesome

frozen charm
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Joshu cuts the earth in half with nut king call

kind owlBOT
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@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

lusty escarp
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Yeah

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He gets a huge power up and saves the day by beating the final bad guy

languid stag
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Josuke uses Soft and Wet to travel through space while he stays in a bubble

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i want to see a jojo part that has a lot of plot points outside of earth

drowsy fog
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Jolyne in space for part 9

languid stag
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Yes

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Creating stands in a space setting has a lot of potential

night moon
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this guy is gonna flip shit when he hears about Battle Tendency

languid stag
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yeah but battle tendency just has kars drifting through the v o i d

drowsy fog
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Is Planet Waves technically a stand in space

languid stag
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I actually really liked the concept of Planet Waves (i didnt really like the fight though)

drowsy fog
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Hope we get something like it in jjl

night moon
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which one is the Stone Ocean arc with Weather and Jolyne in space? is that Planet Waves or something else my memory ain’t great

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ok yeah it’s the SO one

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lol i’m dumb

drowsy fog
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Which do you guys think was this part's best fight so far?

languid stag
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Im pretty sure they just go in zero gravity, not space

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I like the urban guerrila fight

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I probably would've liked the poor tom fight more if i understood what was going on

night moon
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i think Vitamin C is my fave but i’m biased

glass lily
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that's also my favourite

kind owlBOT
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@glass lily, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

drowsy fog
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Vitamin C is the best one because Joshu got flushed

glass lily
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exposition alongside a great fight

drowsy fog
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I think Born this Way was excellent

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Dunno if its my fave of jjl

glass lily
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blue hawaii was another favourite just down to how fun it was

minor ore
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i think this new arc will be the best in JJL

glass lily
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with all the build up it's had, the payoff will most likely be amazing

minor ore
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in 2 hours a lot of shit will happen

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i wonder how long araki will stretch it

drowsy fog
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Josuke is just gonna sit in the chair and pose at the HD until he dies

minor ore
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tho really even knowing the outcome of the situation

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in the estate]

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its still more interesting to see the events leading up to that

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cause right now it seems impossible

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also??? yasuho bleeding out for an hour still not dead

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norisuke too

drowsy fog
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More like Yasuho bleeding out for 5 months now

minor ore
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she just needs to die ngl

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its too much

glass lily
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I thought that she would be fine after getting out of the house, but every chapter I just keep getting more worried

drowsy fog
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go to jojokes for relevant meme

minor ore
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she seems to be heading to the garage

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where the rokakaka is rolling

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Jobin rises from the dead and fucking kills yasuho again

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im not sure who will survive tbh

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cause only 1 should survive

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"Long live the speed king"

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 38 !

minor ore
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yasuho x jobin fusion

glass lily
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if she does end up eating a rokakaka then her and josuke will be rock buddies

minor ore
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the new rokakaka has an unknown effect

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yasuho x jobin fusion
@minor ore cursed

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yea

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YASUHO eats the rokakaka and tsurugi gets healed by dragging his dad's body for equivalent exchange

night moon
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yasuho was bleeding monthly before but now it’s serious looking

glass lily
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I was thinking that kaato would end up fusing with jobin near the end, but now I don't know

minor ore
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WHY TF

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WHY???

ebon rampart
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Iwasuke fuses with tsurugi

minor ore
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What kind of person thinks like that

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STOP

glass lily
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I thought they would both end up being joint final villains of the part

night moon
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all the characters in jojolion fuse together and become Kars, the ultimate being

minor ore
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I'll say it

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the only instance of the new rokakaka was an unripened one which was grafted to a tree on the holly grounds and now theres this entirely new fruit that was grafted to a cactus

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Magenta magenta is kars of the Alt universe

ebon rampart
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Iwarugi becomes 1/3 dog, 1/3 rock and 1/3 human

drowsy fog
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Mitsuba eats the rokakaka and gets her nose for her baby and goes "actually I changed my mind being miss cherry was pretty sick"

minor ore
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Watch Scatterix get mad

ebon rampart
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i cant argue rn im eating

minor ore
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the most ironic ending would Iwasuke coming thru the wall and eating the rokakaka

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Lmao

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like he did earlier

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no one will get it

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It expires and everyone dies

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kaato kills tooru, uses him to exchange and heal jobin

glass lily
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I'm hoping for her to return with every new chapter

minor ore
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kaato kills tooru, uses him to exchange and heal jobin
@minor ore I support this

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if Jobin does end up dying she might get super pissed

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he is her only ally

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then the estate would be fully hers too

frozen charm
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Jobin says the n word

minor ore
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Her only friend is her son lmao

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yea its sad

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tho once she finds out norisuke is "dead"

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she gonna party

frozen charm
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She's gonna fort nite dance

minor ore
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she gonna pop up from under the carpet

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with d4c 2.0

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Jobin did her a favour

drowsy fog
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Plot twist: Gappy sent two packages

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One went to the reporter

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The other went somewhere gappy learned about when reading about the SBR

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To the bottom of a certain river

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Where a certain guy uses it to escape

night moon
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fucking 20th century boy starts playing and magenta shows up and wrecks everyone

drowsy fog
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Comes to japan, beats the fuck out of the HD

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Then he cries because he missed the 20th century

night moon
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if you think about it pretty much everyone in SBR would be able to easily fuck up anyone in JJL

grizzled pilot
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he will never be a 20th century boy :(

minor ore
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LETS MAGENTA STANS

glass lily
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anything seems possible with how crazy jojolion has been with its twists

frozen charm
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I'm pretty sure magenta magenta died of age

minor ore
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Nah

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All the effects were directed to the ground

frozen charm
#

There's no way 20th century boy can stop aging

night moon
#

johnny emerges from the shrine and punches head doctor in the face really hard

minor ore
#

Yes

night moon
#

ideal ending

drowsy fog
#

aging doesnt kill you, only the problems that come with aging

#

So 20th century boy can make you live forever

frozen charm
#

Yea but also no food

#

Or water

#

Well there is water

drowsy fog
#

yeah but it just protects you from the things that happen to your body that kill you when you starve or dehydrate

frozen charm
#

It's just not very clean

#

It's possible

minor ore
#

tbh HD being the main villain would be disappointing

night moon
#

so he unfreezes and immediately dies of starvation

near cedar
#

Why?

frozen charm
#

But what's in the package?

#

A floation device?

night moon
#

teleporter

drowsy fog
#

The HD has a sick design I'm happy with him being the main villain

minor ore
#

It made him breath under water I don't see how he will starve

frozen charm
#

Magenta magenta eats the new rokakaka and his stand evolves into 21st century boy

night moon
#

inside the package is a steel ball. “this was a gift from my ancestor.” magenta has mastered the spin while underwater. he knows what he has to do

glass lily
#

I'm still not certain on who the main villain is and most likely won't be until the part really nears the end

minor ore
#

im throwing this out here rn but HD wont be the final fight.

night moon
#

the final villain is Jobin

minor ore
#

STEPHIE

#

HD might be dealt soon

#

JOIN THE JOBIN STANS

#

with*

near cedar
#

Nobody is certain who MV is tho

frozen charm
#

No

minor ore
#

YOU ARE EPIC

frozen charm
#

Stan dolomite

#

He's hot

drowsy fog
#

Magenta with Aerosmith would be unstoppable because he would finally get acess to airplanes

minor ore
#

the real answer: the part has more than one main villain.

night moon
#

i’ve been stanning Jobin since before you were on this server

drowsy fog
#

Yeah but these jobin stans are a full on union with alliances

minor ore
#

YES

#

We are strong

#

Anyways back to the main villain shit

glass lily
#

when even the antagonistic characters are morally grey it's hard to have a main villain

minor ore
#

Honestly I don't care if jojolion has a main villain or not

drowsy fog
#

By Joining the jobin stans you also agree to supporting Gwess and Gyro stans and you're at war with Joshu and speedwagon stans

minor ore
#

Jobin is just that good of a character that I don't need a main villain lol

#

I stan Tooru, Jobin, Yasuho and Mitsuba 💜

#

MITSUBA STAN

#

YESSS

#

she is iconic

#

She's a queen and a half

#

girl almost sacrificed her baby for plastic surgery

#

if i was her i would have kept it as is

#

and left the baby ded

#

ME

frozen charm
#

Yea if you want an abortion just eat some rokakakas

drowsy fog
#

Yasuho is still our miss cherry even if she has beetle nose

minor ore
#

abortion with a bonus

#

cause it makes ur tits bigger

#

or lips or ass

#

LETS GOO

#

mitsuba coming out of the hospital with a whole new face

#

9 inch acrylics

drowsy fog
#

What if you
Wanted to cure your blindness
But rokakaka said
Here I'll remove your earwax. Give me your kness

minor ore
#

Savage Remix plays as she closes the door and gets in her lambo

drowsy fog
#

mukbang time

minor ore
#

Today we eat rokakaka fruit in exchange for the ugly hoe inside my womb

fluid vessel
drowsy fog
#

Get dat fetus kill dat fetus

#

Rokakaka is dumb

night moon
#

isn’t that bojack?

drowsy fog
#

yes

pulsar yoke
#

Idk if this has been theorized yet, but I am rereading this part for better understanding, and I can't get this out of my head, maybe Tooru is Jeweled baby grown up? I know it's crazy, but the article with jeweled baby was the same article that talked about Johnny Joestar being killed yea? So I mean it's not out of the question is it?

night moon
#

huh

#

i think the time gap is too big but that’s interesting

drowsy fog
#

oh god i forgot about the jeweled baby completely

night moon
#

also i feel like that was just araki trying to cram more weird shit in there

#

lol

pulsar yoke
#

I mean maybe even Head doctor is Jeweled baby

#

I mean 89 years old? Really?

night moon
#

is he really 89 years old?

drowsy fog
#

maybe the jeweled baby went over the wall eyes, got to the beach, drowned and died

#

that would be epic

frozen charm
#

Maybe if tooru died that would be epic

night moon
#

epic

pulsar yoke
#

Yasuoh wasn't able to find any follow up articles about the baby, but maybe that was HD or something trying to hide his identity? I just think it's a pretty neat idea

frozen charm
#

Lion

#

Jojo

#

drowsy fog
#

ok eggward

frozen charm
#

Thank you for hearing what I had to say

drowsy fog
#

np

pulsar yoke
#

Hm, from 1901 to 2011 is 110 years, so maybe he really isn't 89, but has the complexion of an 89 year old, maybe a result of experimentation with the rokakaka or something idk

#

It's a stretch, but it sounds like something araki would do

#

He's the first hamon user in this universe lmao

minor ore
#

@drowsy fog update the speedwagon log document

frozen charm
drowsy fog
#

to say what

minor ore
#

That we allied with gyro stans

drowsy fog
#

ok wait I have to make my bed and chug some mineral water

minor ore
#

And that we GON destroy the speedwagon stans even more

frozen charm
#

Chug

drowsy fog
#

Water is chugged

#

bed is made

#

gamer time

pulsar yoke
#

Pog

frozen charm
#

Pogger

alpine gyro
#

Bruh this is getting spicy

#

I just read the new chapter

crude orchid
#

It’s so good

#

Loads of theories are coming from it now

drowsy fog
#

So many theories

#

I think Tooru is the BV

crude orchid
#

One being that Josuke is the third(?) coming of Christ and tooru is the antichrist and/or the baby from 1901

frozen charm
#

Tooru is smokey

crude orchid
#

?

gentle venture
#

imagine tooru's last name is brando

minor ore
#

And his first name is really Diego

crude orchid
#

Hoho,time to write!

burnt pagoda
#

diego tooru brando

minor ore
#

Tooru looks lot like mitsuba

burnt pagoda
#

mitauba is joseph

novel igloo
#

so wait

#

why does the head doctor have to come to josuke

lost slate
#

Josuke cannot pursue the HD because of the misfortune stand ability

#

He'll get stopped by other things when he tries to chase him

white beacon
#

That's not what lerd is asking, I think

novel igloo
#

yeah i get that

#

but what makes it so that head doctor has to come to him

white beacon
#

The head doctor is going to josuke because josuke is in the locacaca research lab and has proof of human experimentation

lost slate
#

but he knows that Josuke is waiting there as a trap

grizzled pilot
#

but he's gotta do something about him

novel igloo
#

i see

white beacon
#

He seems confident enough so akefu probably has something up his sleeve even if he's going with josuke's plan

novel igloo
#

wondering how tooru fits into all of this

white beacon
#

I guess it's pretty much exactly like that dio/jotaro moment
Josuke: oh you're approaching to me?
Akefu: can't beat the shit out of you if I don't come closer

novel igloo
#

maybe tooru and the head doctor share the stand

#

cuz i dont see how else jobin triggered it

queen fox
#

Tooru is Kaato's son

#

don't take this seriously

#

just putting it out there

ripe marlin
#

BOTH HAVE BLACK HAIR IT WORKS wokeChamp

young meteor
#

Her son with another man

minor ore
#

wife’s son

#

I also have thought that Tooru, Karera and Kaato are related

#

most likely children of Kaato

#

they look so much like her

queen fox
#

also Kaato has a swirl

minor ore
#

Day 8 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

fleet river
#

i dreamed about jojo today

#

i went 20 years into the future and checked up on how the series ended up

#

and part 9 was in a fantasy setting

minor ore
#

Oh no

fleet river
#

also google was bought out by a chineese company

minor ore
#

LMAO

fleet river
#

and the anime of part 7 and 8 looked quite cartoony

#

but that's it

upper knoll
#

cant believe a japanese cartoon looked cartoony

fleet river
#

nah I mean more like western cartoons

#

I thought I share this for the fun of it

#

I'm gonna shit my pants if any of this ends up happening

upper knoll
#

Probably wont

fleet river
#

i know

analog skiff
#

the wonder of you is an awesome song

#

and it's a really great juxtaposition

minor ore
#

The song kinda fits joubin and mitsuba's relationship too

#

I love the wonder of you it's really good

ebon rampart
#

I heard this part has a josuke, just like part 4. Why did the author of this part think it's ok to just copy someone else's work?

analog skiff
#

so is the spray can thing the most bloody single scene in jojo ever?

#

So the top 3 would be like: Spray Can, Risotto v. Doppio, and Fun Fun Fun 2?

exotic cobalt
#

King crimson introduction was bloody

summer nova
#

black hole sun won't you come

lost slate
#

Don't forget Planet Waves, Josuke killing Damo and Blue Hawaii

zenith tangle
#

I realised just now that where is Kaato?

#

I thought she was living with the Higashikata family

gentle venture
#

She got kayoed

minor ore
#

What if joubin is saved by caato again.
Him being saved by his mom would also mirror jousuke being saved by Holly

gentle venture
#

thats always a possibility

fleet river
#

If Araki stops writing jojo do you all think someone else will continue it?

lost slate
#

Nah

gentle venture
#

probably fan mangas will pop up and maybe a light novel like jorge joestar will also pop up

near cedar
#

As long as nobody tries to make new stuff that's like trying to continue on

#

I don't think anybody except Araki can write JoJo as well as he can

#

But none canon stuff is always fun

gentle venture
#

y'know i just realized koichi started part 4 off narrating it and yashuo started this part narrating it

lost slate
#

yeah

#

I love how she says from the beginning that this is a story about a curse

drowsy fog
#

Part 9 starts with Yasuho going to Florida narrating

upper knoll
#

but how

#

shes gonna die by the end of part 8 🥴

drowsy fog
#

No she's just gonna go gagagahhsgshaggahagga until Josuke saves her

#

Next arc I assume she won't be choking anymore... at least I hope

upper knoll
#

Well I hope that guy finally stands up from that chair

drowsy fog
#

Since Norisuke saved her

#

Josuke's never getting off that chair, accept it

upper knoll
#

damn.

#

Maybe the wonder of you will finish playing on Tooru's device and he decides to help his friend

#

What's he listening to it on? I didnt pay attention, is it an mp3 or a phone?

drowsy fog
#

A phone I think

upper knoll
#

He probably pirated the song

minor ore
#

Jobin is the main villain

drowsy fog
#

I am so confused rn

gentle venture
#

kaato is the main villain

minor ore
#

Wait did I post fuck tooru today

#

Yoshikage Kira is the main villain

#

I did

drowsy fog
#

@minor ore

minor ore
#

WhT

#

What

#

@drowsy fog

drowsy fog
#

They deleted it

#

It was a capri sun with Jobin's face on it

minor ore
#

:(

analog skiff
#

i wonder how they'll translate joshu thinking yasuho said "joshu suki (i love joshu)" instead of "josuke"

minor ore
#

Literally the same thing you said

minor ore
#

b&w version

#

@ebon rampart please tell me you are joking

ebon rampart
#

dw bro i am

minor ore
#

okay, sometimes people do be stupid

ebon rampart
#

I was parodying them yeah lol

crude orchid
#

people when hear "thats" being sung
Cringe normie:"amoree~
Me:"the wonder of you~

#

im so quirky

ebon rampart
#

Jesse what the hell are you on about

tight birch
#

Who is the owner I need to @ to get part 8 new chapter role

upper knoll
#

Theres a crown icon too

tight birch
#

Thank

#

Hi @rigid fern can I please get the part 8 new chapter role? sadjobin

crude orchid
#

Me too!

stone maple
#

I gave yall the role :+1:

crude orchid
#

Yey

#

What’s in brackets in the role?

minor ore
#

joke

#

about requiem theories

crude orchid
#

Ok

tight birch
#

Thank you toniosmile

minor ore
daring bear
crude orchid
#

by requiem theories do you mean about Wonder of You's relation to it?

minor ore
#

Day 9 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

white beacon
#

By "Requiem Theories" it's just about the part5, no more no less

analog skiff
#

endless calamity is a badass term

novel galleon
#

IS JOBIN FUCKING DEAD

iron minnow
#

Heres the thing that a lot of people haven't brought up

#

Earlier Jobin mentions a secret part of Speed King that not even his family knows about

#

and we have yet to see it

queen fox
#

it's called bites the dust because that's all he's made Yasuho do

minor ore
#

why did he leave

white beacon
#

Here's a thing a lot of people haven't thought about
Speed King having a "secret part" is probably just Speed King's heat ability itself because everyone in the family doesn't know what each other's Stands can do

crude orchid
#

i was just about to say "what if the secret part is that it's speed king"

white beacon
#

This is from chapter 39

#

And as we know now, it's Heat Locking can go for quite a distance away, not just 10cm

minor ore
#

He's not dead.

young meteor
#

But he's dying.

white beacon
#

Tis but a scratch

dense flax
#

People in JoJo get fucked up all the time

minor ore
#

im gonna finish him off

#

dw

#

lowkey wanna make a list someday of my favorite panels from this part

#

gonna be hella tough since there’s a fuckton of great ones

analog skiff
#

tbh i think the secret ability is just it being able to pull a killer queen

#

but who knows

#

he could cauterise wounds

#

although i doubt in his current state he can cauterise his

#

caprisun injury

zenith tangle
#

Yeah lol, I have a feeling Speed King will pull up killer Queen abilities or some thing that is related to melting opponents

#

It also depends if he is the main antagonist or the Head doctor

gentle venture
#

you don't have to be the main protagonist or antagonist to have a power up i believe he will get a power up

white beacon
#

Speed King's main ability is already pretty much capable of melting someone, if he wants to

#

by just keeping on inputting heat into someone until they probably combust or something

heavy ledge
#

it would be really dissapointing if someone gets* a power up out of nowhere

minor ore
#

Why does the higashikata family love licking

zenith tangle
#

Lol

#

I remember tsurugi licking Yasuho's legs

#

😂

drowsy fog
#

Madman

upper knoll
#

why does the kyaaa have a heart at the end

minor ore
#

Not only tsurugi

#

Jobin, Joshu, possibly mitsuba

#

I blame araki for this

exotic spade
#

tsurugi got to see yasuho puss

near cedar
#

Women wear underwear you know

upper knoll
#

impossible

supple totem
#

ma.. MASAKA!!

ocean mirage
#

Kinda sad that yasuho got lewded and then killed

supple totem
#

she not dead yet

#

theres hope

zenith tangle
#

Lol

#

Don't think she's dead

#

I also realised that tsurugi was the one who grabbed Yasuho when she feel inside that tree hole

#

I thought it was someone else because it was someone much bigger

ocean mirage
#

remember when joshu got flushed ?

drowsy fog
#

I LOVED IT

#

He deserved getting flushed

#

Based Damo

zenith tangle
#

Lol

zenith tangle
#

So who was it that killed Johnny with a rock?

grizzled pilot
#

curse

zenith tangle
#

Damn

deep jasper
#

apprently it was the first instance of those leaves things that killed Johnny

#

but i dunno for sure

zenith tangle
#

Oh yeah

#

I think that's what it was

pulsar yoke
#

As much as I hate to admit it, I think the Joshu milagro man arc was one of the highlights of jojolion, for me. I really liked seeing joshu's character expanded on, if even for just a few chapters

#

Also it reminded me of that one part from SBR

zenith tangle
#

Yeah I also liked that chapter as well.

#

It was nice to see what he does and his hobbies lol

young meteor
#

It reminded me of that casino part

burnt pagoda
fathom ibex
#

more jojolion pls

burnt pagoda
white beacon
#

Why'd you post that twice

grizzled pilot
#

jojolion reference. doesn't remember

crude orchid
#

amirite

burnt pagoda
#

discord tucked up

#

my internet too

crude orchid
#

i doent have enough money to commision the virgin walk meme but the virgin is magicians red and the chad is paisley park

burnt pagoda
#

it posted the image put the app kept me in the send screen

crude orchid
minor ore
#

Day 9 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

burnt pagoda
#

what it say?

crude orchid
#

i have a daily alarm called "daily reminder that tooru is the man behind the slaughter"

burnt pagoda
#

Ill do it if i like it did i mention in number 1 artist in the universe

crude orchid
#

oh you'll do it without pay

#

?

burnt pagoda
#

yes

crude orchid
#

i'll add the text myself

#

so?...

burnt pagoda
#

okay

crude orchid
#

is their anyhting you need from me

burnt pagoda
#

yes Lamborghini

drowsy fog
#

Are you talking about redrawing the meme or just photoshopping the stand's faces on the chad and virgin meme?

burnt pagoda
#

Gallardo

crude orchid
#

redrawing the meme

#

it will be funnier then

#

although i want to use it to point out the improvement of stand design

#

i cant give you a lamborjin

drowsy fog
#

The lamborghini gallardo is extremely cheap though

#

For Jobin at least

crude orchid
#

did you say rohan?

drowsy fog
#

No

crude orchid
#

yes

drowsy fog
#

prove it

minor ore
#

I like how Kira and Josefumi are the most popular Jojolion characters

#

Even Tho the appeared for like 3 chapters or 4

crude orchid
#

im pretty sure carco can look at the server history

minor ore
#

I don't even remember

drowsy fog
#

-Gappy, 2011

white beacon
#

it's like how speedwagon is so beloved in the community even though he essentially didn't do all that much

minor ore
#

Where's the lie

drowsy fog
#

Speedwagon did nothing in part 1, he only started being useful in BT lmao

crude orchid
#

wait so @burnt pagoda are you doing it or what???ArakiThink

minor ore
#

Yeah I mean, key characters are supposed to have more attention not characters that already done serving the plot

crude orchid
#

but they aint background characters

#

they are crucial to the plot

minor ore
#

My bad I was supposed to remove that

#

There

crude orchid
#

ah

#

so you admit you're mistake unlike formaggio retconning it

minor ore
#

I mean, if I'm wrong then I'm wrong

burnt pagoda
#

yeah

minor ore
#

Also I need to stop adding I mean before every sentence

crude orchid
#

we stan

drowsy fog
#

I've never made any mistakes

#

I'm vegan

white beacon
#

rohan owns at least 3 mountains, a lambo is nothing to him

crude orchid
#

i stan

minor ore
#

Veganism makes you always rights

drowsy fog
#

Oh yeah I remember when Rohan casually bought a fucking mountain villa

minor ore
#

Formaggio never fails

drowsy fog
#

Dr. Ggio never fails

crude orchid
#

why is it that everyone here is so tired

drowsy fog
#

I can use Goo Goo Dolls or Little Feet to even enter through your urethras

minor ore
#

It's 9:48 am

crude orchid
#

except for jan

drowsy fog
white beacon
#

it's 5pm for moi

crude orchid
#

yes

minor ore
#

No we do not Stan him

crude orchid
#

we stan

#

no

#

we do not stan

minor ore
#

No

drowsy fog
#

Wu is pro choice though

minor ore
#

LMAO

#

DHUAJZB

crude orchid
drowsy fog
#

That makes him based and wokepilled

crude orchid
#

STAN

minor ore
#

POC

#

We Stan then

crude orchid
#

POGGERS

#

firstnapkin POG

scarlet yoke
#

Daiya is so adorable

drowsy fog
#

mnch

minor ore
#

Mogu Mogu

young meteor
#

mnch

crude orchid
#

yum

burnt pagoda
minor ore
#

LMAO

burnt pagoda
#

@crude orchid

crude orchid
#

YESSSS

#

wait doesnt magicians red have fire legs

#

im sorry but it was a crucial part of the meme

minor ore
#

He's wearing hairy jeans

crude orchid
#

ill just add it myself i guess

burnt pagoda
gentle venture
#

what is this

minor ore
#

EW

gentle venture
#

why does this exist

minor ore
#

WTFF

gentle venture
#

Advol didn't die for this

minor ore
#

Lmfaoo

crude orchid
#

oh weird

#

it has fire legs in the anime tho

burnt pagoda
#

i didnt remember i looked it up a saw this a oh it has shoes

minor ore
#

You kinda ruined it no offence

crude orchid
#

me or them

burnt pagoda
#

w8 ill put red pants

crude orchid
#

but i alredy finshfruit

white beacon
crude orchid
#

yeah but most people there wont have seen jojolion

#

i hardly see jojolion memes in there

minor ore
#

Jojokes spoiler filter isn't obligatory I think so idk

crude orchid
#

true but i being nice

#

anyways what y'all think

#

of my criticism

white beacon
#

What I think about it is it should be in jojokes

#

Other than that, why mred even? No one talks about it

crude orchid
#

okok jeez

#

cos it sucks

#

i just have strong opinions on it

gentle venture
#

bruh wut

#

i missed it

crude orchid
#

i dont need it honestly the badly made fire legs is extra funny

runic shoal
#

tsurugi

kind owlBOT
#

@runic shoal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

heavy ledge
#

the problem w jojokes is that no one gets jojolion memes xd

#

besides if we are having some conversation here its just out of context to throw a meme there

tawdry pond
#

Thank you for posting jojokes here i am banned from the jojokes channel

#

And i need to laugh

remote heath
#

...

#

What

#

The fuck

#

And that child too

minor ore
remote heath
#

“Part 8 is so wholesome”

#

“Bro it’s like Part 4 but it’s so much nicer”

#

THIS SHIT AINT WHOLESOME

white beacon
#

It was wholesome like, in the first half

heavy ledge
#

its a constant pain and suffering everyday, but i like it

minor ore
#

Shit got serious

#

Middle schooler doing middle schooler activities

vocal mason
#

Tsurugi isn't even a middle schooler

#

hes 10

minor ore
#

Isn't josuke like 18 or smth

vocal mason
#

18-19

#

he doesn't know his actual age

burnt pagoda
#

well kira was probably in 30-40s

#

maybe for pt9 it will be kiras offshore baby

#

he fuck some eyetalian chick

heavy ledge
#

kira was 29

burnt pagoda
#

yesh almost 30

heavy ledge
burnt pagoda
#

but is jouskes body so

#

18

#

1 pair of 18 year old ballz and 1 pair of 30 year old balzz

#

maybe jouke8 doesn't have along life span

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being a weird mash of.2 huams and all

heavy ledge
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according to araki, 19, soon to be 20 but no birthday dates (yes im kinda nuts)

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i believe josefumi's birthday would be any date from august to december since he was born in 91' and he wasnt 20 by the time they fused

crude orchid
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what if one of them was infertile

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so now gap's is half infertile

gentle venture
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bruh

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half is enough i guess

crude orchid
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its everything the channel is about and more

drowsy fog
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Is there a cult of I am a rock

crude orchid
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search it up

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its a constant pain and suffering everyday, but i like it
@heavy ledge thefuckisthis

heavy ledge
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theres a gappy cult and i wasnt informed

crude orchid
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I only found out in the comments of a post

drifting plover
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How is JoJolion pronounced? Is the lion pronounced "lee on" or "lie on"?

crude orchid
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Lie on

minor ore
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Lee on

drowsy fog
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joe joe lee on

minor ore
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What

crude orchid
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Oh shit yea

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No lice is right

minor ore
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It's jojoreeon

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Since they can't pronounce the L

crude orchid
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The origin of Jojolion is Jojo + evangelion

drifting plover
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Ok tanks

ebon rampart
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Tfw no r/cultofjoshu

scarlet yoke
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Daiya best girl

young meteor
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But r/joshuhate exist

zenith tangle
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Lmao

ebon rampart