jojolion

[honest blaze]

I always say theres multiple main villains but jobin is the most dangerous because how much he ties to gappys team

[thorn pier]

Jobin has been set up for so much longer. But yes, HD isn't just gonna die as a minor antagonist

[minor ore]

Satoru is the main villain

[simple kraken]

A 1v1v1 would be cool

[deep jasper]

Jobin feels like a mix between Valentine and Diego in terms of villan

[minor ore]

There's no main villains yet, there's just a lot of threats in play

[thorn pier]

It's probably gonna be that.

[old marlin]

wryyyy

[honest blaze]

the main villain is tsurugi

[old marlin]

toki wa tomare

[minor ore]

Debating fruit names in jojolion be like

[old marlin]

za warudo

[minor ore]

More like Valentine and Kira

POCOLOCO

[honest blaze]

[minor ore]

OR I could see Jobin using the new Rokakaka and fusing with Akefu Satoru

[deep jasper]

Where he has a pretty good motivation towards his goals and such, but he hasn't done everything he can against Josuke to stop him

[minor ore]

Pocoloco? You mean Pokoroko...

[honest blaze]

ew a main villain fusion would be gross

[old marlin]

Tsurugi is Akefu

[minor ore]

bruh

[tame tide]

a main villian fusion wouldnt make much sense

[thorn pier]

My prediction is that the HD will invade the Higashikata estate, Jobin and HD fight. Someone eats the New New Rokakaka, chaos ensues, and Josuke tracks down the HD or something and Jobin's there too and they all fight. Maybe HD dies first and then Jobin and Josuke fight. That is my prediction. That is what will happen... maybe.

[fringe ravine]

diavolo is main villain

[honest blaze]

doopo thats actually

[minor ore]

New new rokakaka? Bro...

[honest blaze]

really good, damn

[minor ore]

tf is the new new rokakaka

[tame tide]

jobins beetles eat the new new rokakaka

[minor ore]

The fruit jobin is growing is the new rokakaka...

yeah

[deep jasper]

I kind of want a Jobin breakdown

[thorn pier]

It's been grafted several times so I don't know.

[minor ore]

It's still the same type of fruit kira ate

nah we were never told about a new new rokakaka

[thorn pier]

But the reason it acted like it did back then was probably due to it being on the magical ground where the equivalent exchange happened.

[kind owl]

@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

[tame tide]

chapter 95 josuke

[thorn pier]

Yeah yeah I know.

But who knows?

[honest blaze]

I just want jobin to get some type of powerup because he can be countered so easy

[thorn pier]

This one was also grafted to a cactus.

[simple kraken]

Well yeah since it's ripe AND has been grafted several times it's probably some sort of requiem fruit or something

[deep jasper]

wdym?

[minor ore]

stop

[deep jasper]

Speed King is pretty strong

[tame tide]

powerups are annoying

[simple kraken]

Jobins abilities aren't actually known to the full extent

[thorn pier]

Yeah, exactly god emperor joshu.

[honest blaze]

Speed king can be countered though

[thorn pier]

WELL. It is certain that a new ability will be introduced.

Yes?

[minor ore]

It's not confirmed to be a new fruit though

most likely

[tame tide]

jojolion has been great so far and i wouldnt want araki to mess it up with some bullshit

[minor ore]

listen, one tree makes the same fruit

[deep jasper]

Thats a good thing it can be countered

Time stop can be countered

[thorn pier]

Yes. Because the family forgets about Norisuke's death and I don't think Daiya can use it on herself. Her stand.

[deep jasper]

Bites the dust can be countered

[honest blaze]

only by timestop though

[simple kraken]

The "speed" in speed king makes me think jobin can do much more than just heat

[deep jasper]

King crimson can be countered

[minor ore]

Doesn't mean a new ability is present necessarily

[honest blaze]

Yes but jobin is too easily countered

[tame tide]

what

[minor ore]

CALLING IT FROM NOW

[thorn pier]

eh, most likely.

[minor ore]

JOBIN DYING

[thorn pier]

How else would you explain it?

[minor ore]

NEXT 3 CHAPTERS

[tame tide]

jobins gonna die 100%

oh

[minor ore]

NO :(

I think Gappy is gonna need to get a power up

[deep jasper]

Time stop got countered in part 6 twice

[old marlin]

Youre a bum

[minor ore]

or just be really smart

[tame tide]

josuke8 should just keep s&w

[honest blaze]

How do i check my warns

[old marlin]

not in the next 3 chapters wtf

[minor ore]

Gappy is confirmed to get a powerup

[old marlin]

gaius dms

[deep jasper]

I hope no power ups

[thorn pier]

He is? I don't think so. I think HD will or Jobin will.

[fringe ravine]

crazy diamond jjl ver

[deep jasper]

I was tired of them ever since GER

[thorn pier]

Most likely HD.

[minor ore]

I saw this great video

[old marlin]

there are100% gonna be power ups

[thorn pier]

From eating the Rokakaka.

[minor ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8f45Jq21-U

Holly said he needs to be "made" to fight the HD

it's kinda long doe

[tame tide]

i really like how josuke4 didnt get some bullshit powerup to beat kq

[old marlin]

Speed King doesnt even deal with heat it speeds up things

[deep jasper]

exactly

[tame tide]

aeonstar is stupid

[minor ore]

I hope no power up too it might be as boring as the requiem shit

oop

[thorn pier]

All Jojotubers are stupid and cringe.

So.

Not big surprise.

[simple kraken]

but he explained all of his points pretty well

[minor ore]

I hope it's only a mild powerup

[deep jasper]

GER is a cool stand but honestly i hate it because of the fact it can't be countered

[old marlin]

Since heat is kinetic, and constantly moving, Speed King stops heat from moving so that it continually builds up in one place. Upon touching the area that Speed King had previously touched, the ability activates, so that the heat, now at insane temperatures, is allowed to flow throughout the entire body

[tame tide]

his points make a ton of reaches

[minor ore]

It's a theory

[old marlin]

best explanation of what we've seen

[simple kraken]

True

[fringe ravine]

eating new fruit gives josuk8 new powers later

[minor ore]

it says theory in the title man

[deep jasper]

Tusk Act 4 is a better power up since it's a culmination of Johnny's jorney and lessons

[simple kraken]

It was a pretty interesting 52 minutes though

Yeah tusk act 4 is how it should be

[minor ore]

he's not saying any of this is set in stone or is 100% true

[deep jasper]

So far there hasn't been that type of build up in Jjl

[minor ore]

I watched that vid

[tame tide]

ta4 is fine bcs tusk is an acts stand

[deep jasper]

yeah

[minor ore]

I think Soft & Wet does have to make a change though

[deep jasper]

and it activates under very specific conditions

[minor ore]

Gappy's gotta get his very own stand

[simple kraken]

Well I mean the stands do evolve over time

[honest blaze]

I wouldnt like a soft and wet powerup but im 100% okay with a jobin powerup or him discovering a new ability

[thorn pier]

Every part has had someone get a powerup before the end.

Yes?

[tame tide]

its not like s&w is carbon copy josefumi s&w

[honest blaze]

yeah doopo

[old marlin]

what if

[deep jasper]

I think if Gappy were to get a power up, it's more of him using more of S&W abilities

[old marlin]

okay

[tame tide]

jjl isnt like every part yk

[old marlin]

hear me out

[minor ore]

and I know the current Soft & Wet is a mix of old s&w + killer queen but it looks the exact same and shit

[deep jasper]

maybe push the limit of plunder

[minor ore]

it's nearly identical

[old marlin]

what if Soft and Wet started using the lunder ability again

YEAH

[simple kraken]

Yeah it does look very similar

[old marlin]

LIKE REMEMBER WHEN HE DID THAT

[honest blaze]

lunder ability?

[minor ore]

I WISH WE STILL HAD PLUNDER

[honest blaze]

Whats thar

[old marlin]

plunder

[fringe ravine]

plunder

[minor ore]

PLUNDER WAS SO COOL

[honest blaze]

that\

[old marlin]

he still does

[minor ore]

Plunder ability???

[deep jasper]

I don't think Josefumi's S&W had bubbles?

[minor ore]

I wish he used it

[tame tide]

it did

[old marlin]

stealing aspectsof something with his bubbles

[minor ore]

I forgot about it IDK even what that is

[tame tide]

it just grafted stuff though

[fringe ravine]

araki forgot about plunder

[deep jasper]

oh ok

[minor ore]

no it did

yeah

OH-

[thorn pier]

Dio - Vampire (Not sure if this one counts but eh)
Kars - Ultimate Kars
Jotaro - Time stop
Kira - Bites the Dust
Giorno - GER
Pucci - Made in Heaven
Johnny - Tusk ACT4 (Also Love Train)
??? - ???

[past quarry]

[kind owl]

@past quarry, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[old marlin]

Araki did not forget about Plunder

[simple kraken]

I think the whole point of jojolion is josuke finding his own self and I think changing stand appearance and name would reflect that

[minor ore]

Josuke can plunder my booty any time

[fringe ravine]

nice

[old marlin]

Soft and Wet King Crimson

[deep jasper]

I just knew that Josuke's bubbles have slight explosive properties

[old marlin]

KING & CRIMSON

[simple kraken]

king wet

wet king soft

[minor ore]

Killer Queen and Soft & Wet both had bubbles

[fringe ravine]

king wet

[minor ore]

just to be clear

[simple kraken]

king queen

[honest blaze]

i dont think araki is gonna go too off the rails with jojolion so i believe jobin is getting a new ability

[minor ore]

King Creole

lmao

[deep jasper]

I don't think so

[thorn pier]

I think it's gonna be HD, but yeah.

[minor ore]

It's gappy

[tame tide]

its gonna be tsurgui

[old marlin]

Youre off the goop with thatone andy

[minor ore]

Hilly already told him to get upgraded that's why his ass is rocky

[old marlin]

If you really think hes gonna get a new ability after his firstability was teased for so long

[minor ore]

HILLY

i dont think araki is gonna go too off the rails with jojolion
@honest blaze bruh

[thorn pier]

hilly

[minor ore]

Tsurugi already got a power up right?

THERE ARE ROCK PEOPLE AND SPIKEY FRUITS THAT FUSE PEOPLE TOGETHER

[deep jasper]

no?

[tame tide]

no

[minor ore]

Petition to call holly "hilly" from now on

[tame tide]

its just being heavily implied his stand is changing rn

[minor ore]

lmao not too off the rails

[honest blaze]

yes not too off the rails

[old marlin]

His stand is completely changing with his mental state

[minor ore]

JoJolion is the most Bizarre part out of the whole thing

[honest blaze]

Part 6 literally had dios children, a bone and chasing after discs

[fringe ravine]

people suspecting akefu or jobin as main villain while kaato be like that witch meme slinking into the trap door

[tame tide]

kaato hasnt been here for years

[deep jasper]

Part 6 is the most wacky

[honest blaze]

Part 3 had egyptian gods

[minor ore]

More like bitch meme

[deep jasper]

snails man

snails

[minor ore]

I WANT KAATO BACK

[old marlin]

part 2 was aztec devil people

[thorn pier]

JESUS

[minor ore]

Ain't seen that hoe in forever good riddance tbh

[tame tide]

kaato ugly

[honest blaze]

Part 6 had a stand wjth stickers

with

[old marlin]

Kaato is a stupid whore

[minor ore]

Female villain when?

[lean sinew]

Help

[honest blaze]

Never

[old marlin]

Rn

[simple kraken]

part 9

[old marlin]

Im the new female villain

[deep jasper]

when we get another female JoJo

[simple kraken]

100,000 years in the future

[lean sinew]

Help

[minor ore]

[simple kraken]

The only gender is female

joanne joestar

[minor ore]

Female villain? Part 7 had one......

lmshdieib

[thorn pier]

What?

[minor ore]

bruh

SWE COO BRUH

Epic 😄

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/428584148651737091/699768868679188480/funny_valentine_drink.gif

[deep jasper]

is there technically an alternate dimension where Funny Valentine is a woman

[minor ore]

Part 5 also had a female villain

How dare giorno beat up a middle aged woman

[thorn pier]

Possibly

[old marlin]

There are infinite alternate dimensions

[minor ore]

wow okay i see

[old marlin]

parallel universes if you will

[deep jasper]

yeah

[thorn pier]

Yeah but they're not all necessarily different, I think.

[minor ore]

OHOH

[thorn pier]

I don't know.

[tame tide]

the fvs are the same across all the dimensiosn iirc

[thorn pier]

Maybe they are.

[old marlin]

are you out of your fucking MIND

[minor ore]

there's a parallel universe where Kentaro Miura writes jojo

[old marlin]

THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF THEM

Theyre different in minor ways

[honest blaze]

Theres a universe where im always right

And thats this universe

[old marlin]

wrong

[honest blaze]

Jobin is getting a new ability

[deep jasper]

If that was truw we'd proabbly still be in part 5

[minor ore]

Gender
minor change

[old marlin]

Jobin is getting Deez Nuts

[fringe ravine]

and Araki writes Berserk

[deep jasper]

Can Gappy mix powers?

[thorn pier]

Yeah well what I meant is that there's not a universe where everything is 100% different. Don't ask if I'm out of my mind.

[tame tide]

no

[minor ore]

one person's Gender is a minor changed compared to like "This universe but with Zombies"

[tame tide]

what do u mean by that josuke

[deep jasper]

like say a hypthetical team up with Joshu and Gappy

[minor ore]

Zombies isn't even a big change it's MASSIVE

There's a scale

y'all ever forget that Zombies are canon in jojo?

[deep jasper]

can gappy use plunder to store Joshu's nut ability and then send the bubble all the way to the enemy and the nut ability works on them

thats what I mean

[tame tide]

i dont think so

[minor ore]

Zombies!!!

[old marlin]

He steals concepts

[minor ore]

One person's assigned gender at birth is a pretty big change that would have a large impact on their life

[old marlin]

Weve never seen it effect abilities

[deep jasper]

ah ok

[minor ore]

yeah but not on the whole universe

[tame tide]

its still a big change pisha

[old marlin]

We all just some zombies fr

[deep jasper]

I was thinking that would be a way to makeGappy seem stronger without actually being stronger

[minor ore]

meh

A female president at that era would require some pretty big changes in mindset for america

mindset for the whole world lmao

[old marlin]

some pretty big chungus

[tame tide]

esp a lesbian president

[minor ore]

So a female valentine who is also president might be too big a change

[deep jasper]

Valentine wasn't gay?

[old marlin]

n

o

[minor ore]

Valentine is gay

Valentine was straight MAYBE bi

i meaaan

[old marlin]

Valentine is not gay

[deep jasper]

I know his wife was a lesbian

but not Valentine himself

[minor ore]

His wife is bi

[tame tide]

didnt she not care abt fv

[deep jasper]

not fully

like say enough

[minor ore]

she was saying how hot he was because he looks like a girl

or some shit

Valentine is gay

[deep jasper]

she was involved enough to know his secrets

[minor ore]

Nah she said he loved him when he was younger

He had some rad parties and shit

[deep jasper]

ah ok

[minor ore]

we know she at least likes other women

[old marlin]

valentine tried to fuck a 14 year old hes straight

[minor ore]

^

LMAO

[deep jasper]

that cursed event

[minor ore]

yeah but he's gay so...

it's jojo no one is straight

^

JOSHU RAPIST WAAAAA valentine did nothing wrong >:(

[old marlin]

Im straight

Im jojo

[honest blaze]

that statement was so dumb my brain hurts

joke or not

[lean sinew]

Help

[honest blaze]

die

[lean sinew]

Shinae

[honest blaze]

kakyoin

[minor ore]

Damn, ice cold

[lean sinew]

Help

[honest blaze]

Help

[minor ore]

I will offer my assistance to you good man...

What do you require aid with?

one will protect you, the other will fight you. choose wisely

!!!

[lean sinew]

I'll fight

[old marlin]

oo pick me pick me

[honest blaze]

And i will fuck you

[lean sinew]

Together

[minor ore]

Kinky!

[lean sinew]

[honest blaze]

n*****a

[minor ore]

[lean sinew]

[honest blaze]

[minor ore]

JoJolion #004 part 3, swerve on a n*a

[honest blaze]

[lean sinew]

Nsa

[honest blaze]

nia

[minor ore]

Thoughts on HD being a lovecraftian old one?

[old marlin]

Boring

[minor ore]

Holly says his true form cannot be grasped

That swanky old guy is not the full head doctor

[honest blaze]

Thoughts on tooru being head doctor

[minor ore]

thoughts on everyone being the head doctor

Bullshit and i hate him hate his entire existence fuck that GuYYi HE sUcOos Aashdh

y'all

what if this ain't even Satoru's stand

Tooru is like that annoying kid who enters your friend group and you just tolerate him at first but he never fucks off

what if it's Tooru's stand

[honest blaze]

I love this

[tame tide]

it was confirmed as satorus stand wasnt it

[honest blaze]

Credit to horihiko please do not say im thief!1!!

[thorn pier]

Yes

It was

[minor ore]

We saw it attack josuke while tooru was with yasuho

[honest blaze]

Could be ranged

[thorn pier]

It attacked Yasuho earlier and later too lol

[minor ore]

It's also entirely based around the head doctor

We know it's an Automatic stand

[thorn pier]

so maybe not tooru

[minor ore]

nah here's what I think

[honest blaze]

Thats a good point cwe

Swe

[minor ore]

Tooru, is working with the Head Doctor, he's using his stand to automatically protect HD

It's like bites the dust without the time rewind

[tame tide]

ok but tis not toorus stand

[minor ore]

like HD is his boss

it might be though

[tame tide]

its not

[thorn pier]

yeah

[minor ore]

Gappy and co. just assume it's HD's

[tame tide]

its been confirmed that its akefus

[thorn pier]

its not

yep

[minor ore]

wow okay

when was that confirmed

BOSSU

It could be his stand

[tame tide]

hold on

[minor ore]

What if they have the same stand?

and don't pull up the wiki page

because the wiki isn't always right, and since JJL is still being made they don't know everything

we just know what the characters tell us

[honest blaze]

ok usa teacher

[tame tide]

whatever

[simple kraken]

The head doctor's stand would be perfect for diavolo

[minor ore]

Could be a diavolo situation where he uses tooru as his decoy/servant and bith share a stand

did you find it?

[tame tide]

there was one of those explain the ability page things

im looking for it

[minor ore]

oki

[thorn pier]

I can confirm

[minor ore]

I'm not disagreeing with you I would just love to see a source

[thorn pier]

It exists

it was posted here before

[minor ore]

HD is either an AU diavolo or some shapeless god entity or both

[thorn pier]

Or he's just a fucking rockhuman.

[minor ore]

No

[thorn pier]

I know that thing about his 'true form'... but

I just think that it's because there's some illusion stuff going on

[tame tide]

i hope hes not just another rock dude

[thorn pier]

with his stand perhaps

He is though. I'm certain he is.

[minor ore]

He is not another rock dude

[honest blaze]

I agree with doopo, hes just a rock human

[minor ore]

we all know that he is really Wekapipo

[thorn pier]

He's the leader, but he is a rockhuman.

[honest blaze]

No need to complicate things here

[minor ore]

lmao

[old marlin]

Magent Magent

[minor ore]

He's the fucking beach baby with jewels

[honest blaze]

Magent magent sucked

[minor ore]

nevermind that his nose is suddenly bigger

[thorn pier]

He probably is tbh

Or maybe not.

[minor ore]

Old people get big noses

oh duh

Damn that picture really highlights the difference in art between 7 and 8

Omfg leave wekapipo alone!!

[old marlin]

Imma swim in some lava

[honest blaze]

Wekapipo as rock human would actually be really cool

[minor ore]

8 is so much prettier holy shit

[honest blaze]

Considering how big of a spotlight he was given and how short it lived

[minor ore]

HD is obviously DMQ kira

I still can't believe people say 7 has the best art

okay number #1 one of them has color and the other doesn't

[old marlin]

Deez Nuts Questions

[honest blaze]

8 has the art period

[thorn pier]

GladLad tried to swim in lava

[minor ore]

number b: one of them is old and stinky

I like part 8 art the best

[thorn pier]

It's because people don't read 8 😳

[minor ore]

8 and 7 do have similar art styles sometimes

People assume 8 has the same art as 7 i think

Yeah but it gets real distinct later

but I think 8 is overall better

[thorn pier]

7 gets real good later on, yeah.

[old marlin]

BUHU UB HIBUI SAME FACE SAME FACE HUBUH U UHB BRPFHHPHPHH

[tame tide]

part 7 circlejerk is huge

[minor ore]

Like the short stubby legs are a jojolion trademark

[thorn pier]

In the end... 👌

[old marlin]

BURH BUHRURHUH HBRUHHH SAMMEM FACEEEEE

[minor ore]

UHRGGRGRGR

SAME FACE SYNDROME IS REAL

He do be having sameface in sbr tho

same dick syndrome

BUT NIT HERE

[old marlin]

Same Cock syndrome ngl

[minor ore]

IT CHANGES

what if I don't have one

[thorn pier]

Remember when Johnny had small arms?

[minor ore]

Gappy canonically does not have same cock syndrome

I think the earlier parts do have moments where it's suuuper good art too though

Yeah part 6 art is heavily underrated too

[tame tide]

late part 3 artstyle was pretty good

[honest blaze]

no.

I dont like part 6's style

[minor ore]

It's much more refined than 5

I hate part 5's

DIO HAS DUMPPIES

[honest blaze]

7 is the better than 5 and 6's

[minor ore]

I think Araki just liked drawing DIO

[old marlin]

DIO sitting in a chair in part 1

[honest blaze]

8 passes them all

[old marlin]

that picture is powerful

part 1 has good art yall forget so quick

[minor ore]

Gay energy

[honest blaze]

wrong

[honest blaze]

Okay right

[minor ore]

lmao

[thorn pier]

Part 5 was when they actually got cool outfits though.

[honest blaze]

Its still my least favorite style though

[minor ore]

Image not loading

Oh there it is

[old marlin]

Image is a banger

Blonde Bimbo

[minor ore]

eventually Araki's art will get so good that we will have JoJoSerk

The details on the outfits tho

The metal??

You gotta recognise that art is not just faces

GOD DAMN

[old marlin]

Bruhh Bruh Jogabond level art bruhhhh

[minor ore]

THE DETAILS

Berserk has hands down the best art

Is it weekly?

U know who has best art?

[old marlin]

Nobody even reads Berserk

[minor ore]

Van gogh

[old marlin]

My Mom

[minor ore]

Ur dads

Both of them

Oh shit he's burning

oh shit Sharpy hasn't read Berserk lmao

[tame tide]

@minor ore https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/573954408832827423/700078942899535882/JJL_v21_ch085_150.png?width=431&height=671

[minor ore]

I haven't read it yet

[old marlin]

oop swait

[minor ore]

I love part 8's stubby legs so much

there it is

[minor ore]

but here's the thing Val

it doesn't say that it's his stand

Cutie xoxo

[old marlin]

This berserk panel is gas 💀

[minor ore]

My fav panel xoxooxo

it just says "The only thing that is certain is that this is an enemy"

[tame tide]

its kinda implied bro

[minor ore]

so i could be his stand

but we don't 100% no for sure

but yeah it's fairly likely it's his

[tame tide]

[minor ore]

Bro tooru is not an enemy haha theory debunked 🙂

He isnt

Is he?

[old marlin]

He is an enemy

[honest blaze]

Best manga art

[minor ore]

Joserk

He's pretty shady but nothing concrete yet

[old marlin]

He is planting false memories into yasuho's brain

[minor ore]

leave ONE alone

[old marlin]

hes doing it RIGHT in front of us

One draws better than i ever could

especially now

[minor ore]

You're just jealous he banged the shit outta her lmao

[old marlin]

He banged her in his head

and her head too

[minor ore]

OFNRJSIEJ

LMAIIOAOAOAO

[thorn pier]

Tooru should die ngl.

[minor ore]

What a

Berserk will never not have God Tier art

[thorn pier]

I want to see him die.

A lot.

[minor ore]

Tooru is baby

I love tooru

[old marlin]

@stone maple berserkabond fan yo check out this panl again for thw 7thtime

[minor ore]

What the shit

sharpy hasn't read Berk yet

U HAVENT

I MEAN I

I-

don't click the spoiler

I did

[old marlin]

peh

[minor ore]

And I saw everything

god damn you

it won't make sense anyway so

It really doesn't lmao

[old marlin]

Gear 5th

Speed King

[minor ore]

Speed king is baby

[old marlin]

Speed King is only baby later on in the parr

[minor ore]

Yeah

[old marlin]

He looks so ugly some times

[minor ore]

Jobin looked weird early on the part

Now he looks handsome

[old marlin]

He would fuck both of your dads

[minor ore]

HEY THATS MY ROAST

[tame tide]

early higashikatas are disgusting

[minor ore]

Ikr

No

No I meant the art style not the design

Speed king is only ugly later on

[thorn pier]

Hato and Daiya were the only not to change, right?

They stayed the same from the beginning.

[tame tide]

hato changes a little bit

[old marlin]

Haato and Daiya have gotten fatter tits as it went

[thorn pier]

ah, I see...

[minor ore]

Actually speed king is always ugly, the one panel he looked good in was dolomite and blue lagoon cover

[tame tide]

i think her mustard shit got less curves

[minor ore]

aight

[minor ore]

Daiya's 16

EWWW

DELETE

[thorn pier]

So?

[tame tide]

holy shit his shoulders

[minor ore]

I VMHAVE SEEN RHUS SO MANY TIMES

[old marlin]

Watermelon whore

[minor ore]

Can anyone pull up that dolomite cover with speed king?

cactus

[tame tide]

hes looks fat

[old marlin]

The one with every color ever?

Gay pride Dolomite?

[minor ore]

BRO THE PROPORTIONS ARE WAYY MORE MESSED UP THAN MY ART

[honest blaze]

I wanna see that

[minor ore]

Uhhh what?

The one where speed king looks like a silent hill monster

He always looks like a Silent Hill monster

Specify

I love that cover so much

EW GREEN JOBIN

No not that

That's volume cover

I meant the chapter cover

[old marlin]

I know hwat you mean Swe

Gay Pride Dolomite

[minor ore]

True... True...

Jobin has a lesbian flag

HE SAID

GAY RIGHTS

😍 😍

hey guys

I sound now like sjw don't mind me

[thorn pier]

Hey.

[minor ore]

remember the guy Gappy had a flashback of at the beginning of JoJolion

Araki forgot

[thorn pier]

Nah.

[minor ore]

Yeah leonne kennedy

remember this guy?

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

[thorn pier]

Nah.

[minor ore]

Yeah

[fringe ravine]

real jjl main villain

[minor ore]

Fucking resident evil 4 looking mf

YEAHH

WE STILL DON'T KNOW

WHO IS HE

that's uh

Bunny Balentine

Resident evil 4 protagonist

Lmao

[fringe ravine]

funbun valenine

[minor ore]

now look

[old marlin]

dont mention him

[minor ore]

He looks emo

[old marlin]

I never wrote him in the story

[minor ore]

sometimes Araki changed a character's design from the first time we see them

PERHAPS

HE IS THE HD

[old marlin]

Another reason why i took the reigns on Jojolion

[minor ore]

no

[minor ore]

so I wonder if we know who this is but ARAKI JUST CHANGED IT LMAO

[thorn pier]

People say it was Tamaki Damo but I highly doubt that.

[fringe ravine]

maybe hes tooru's original design 🤔

[minor ore]

like this is jobin or some shit

[old marlin]

Ugly ass SK design

too much detail

[minor ore]

I'm hoping Araki brings this back up at some point

It would be a pain in the ass to animate

Josuke flashback man be like

LMAO

I FORGOT HIS NAME

cause if he forgot this I would be so dissapointed

[old marlin]

leon

[thorn pier]

The Leon Kennedy jokes aren't funny anymore, sorry Snoop Doog.

[minor ore]

It's true though

[old marlin]

No jokes are ever funny

[thorn pier]

Not really. The hair's different.

[minor ore]

Opinions who? Never heard of her

[simple kraken]

fuck jokes

all my homies hate jokes

[old marlin]

hee hee

HEEE HEEEE

[minor ore]

DHSUHSHS

[ebon rampart]

What the fuck happenend to the #jojolion channel

[minor ore]

OMG ITS MICHEAL CRACKSON!!

Hie scatter

[ebon rampart]

yo

what did i miss

[fringe ravine]

Josuke's flashback man be like Jobin, you're small time

[minor ore]

Scroll up lmao

[thorn pier]

What you missed?

The usual.

[old marlin]

i think i take a nap

[thorn pier]

Flashback man, Tooru is the fucking head doctor or he's cthulu or some shit... rokakaka name discussion lol

[minor ore]

if Araki doesn't do anything with this flashback it would be like the only actual Araki Forgot moment

You missed the best speed king panel

SPEEEY

SPEEEYAH

or an "Araki Wrote this in and Decided to scrap it later moment"

I wonder how that would sound in the anime

I love that panel so much i base every drawing on it

[thorn pier]

OK here's the real question. Who's the hottest Jojolion character?

[tame tide]

jobin

[minor ore]

Which panel

Gappy

Jobin ofc

he has four balls c'mon

He's gay

me too

[thorn pier]

Yeah I'd say Gappy too probably.

[minor ore]

Jobin I meant

He just looks so much more detailed in that

Horrifying

Jobin is gay

[upper knoll]

Kira

[tame tide]

nah

[minor ore]

Gappy is also cute too

[thorn pier]

NO. KIRA IS NOT HOT.

[upper knoll]

1 blocked message

[thorn pier]

Stop.

Kira isn't hot.

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu

Yotsuyu is hot

Cutie!

[upper knoll]

2 blocked messages

[thorn pier]

Yotsuyu is hot.

[minor ore]

sorry guys but

YOTSUYU IS SO HOT

[tame tide]

aphex twins 😍

[upper knoll]

Kira hottest y'know

[minor ore]

Gappy is canonically hot

YM

MAMEZUKU IS HOT

UM

[tame tide]

remove the shoes

[thorn pier]

Gappy seems to have a small penis from that drawing.

[minor ore]

no he has a big dick

remember we saw his boner

[thorn pier]

An appropriately shaped erection then?

[upper knoll]

Its just not erect!!!!!!!!1

[minor ore]

It's barely visible

and Yasuho was like "IT'S HITTING ME!"

Ew

He's a grower

I remember that

NO

He's erect but the shoe is hiding it

It's going up not down

[thorn pier]

Yeah so it's appropriately shaped, yeah.

[minor ore]

bruh

all I'm saying is

I thought she said "it's hitting me" as if she's remembering something and the buldge was just a sharp clothing fold

[thorn pier]

No you didn't.

[minor ore]

I mean... He is japanese...

[thorn pier]

Really?

[minor ore]

Yes i did

IT'S 3/4 THE LENGTH OF HIS FACE

Colored didn't have the blush so apparent iirc

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !

[minor ore]

wow sharpy

typical woman

r/smalldickproblems

[thorn pier]

Did Sharpy say anything? They're still blocked for me.

[minor ore]

HUGH MUNGUS

The messages still pop up if blocked...

Unless you have half the server blocked which i know you do

I do see a blocked message

oop

And the only person I blocked in this server is doopo

1 blocked message

So it's him probably lmao

🙄

[thorn pier]

Eh, I unblocked Surafd today actually.

@upper knoll

[minor ore]

i blocked a guy that asked me for nudes

not from here

Ew-

ofc

[thorn pier]

I blocked someone else too but I don't remember who tbh lol

[minor ore]

I blocked one guy who thought i was a white supremacist

I ain't even white is the thing......

Ew what-

[upper knoll]

Why did you have me blocked in the first place

[minor ore]

Don't worry we're friends now

[thorn pier]

Something about Kars not being hot? I'm not sure.

[minor ore]

Kars is hot

[thorn pier]

Because he's not. Kars is NOT HOT

[minor ore]

i blocked yo mama

for giving out bad dick suckin

LMAO-

[upper knoll]

Kira

I dont think Kars is hot

[minor ore]

What about dio?

[upper knoll]

Part 1 maybe part 3 no

[minor ore]

I just remembered when in 1st grade the class tested us for racism

LMAO

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah I blocked someone named lucas.

So yeah.

That's 2 people I blocked now.

[tame tide]

part 3 dio has a big dick though

[thorn pier]

Maybe I'll block Surafd again.

[minor ore]

it was like 2009 or something so Obama was running

Did they test pee and blood samples?

I-

What????

and they were like "Who would you vote for" and didn't tell us anything about either of them, it was purely off appearances

so it was like

[thorn pier]

So you just had to answer Obama lol

[tame tide]

wtf lol

[minor ore]

y'know

they would ask why

a lot of kids said Obama

because "The other guy looks weird"

American education am i right?

or because Obama looks younger

Other guy looks weird LMAO

[ebon rampart]

we talkin bout obama in a jojolion chat

cool beans

[minor ore]

but I just imagine one kid says "Mitt Romeny" "Oh why?" "Cause Obama is black >:(("

[thorn pier]

jobama

[minor ore]

Yeah lmao

[tame tide]

we had a religious conversation the other day

[minor ore]

JUST IMAGIEN THIS RACIST 6 YEAR OLD

Anyways Ima head out gotta clean the dished

[ebon rampart]

Mitt Romney Style

[minor ore]

And just remember

JOBIN BEST DILF

dolf

you fucking idiot

[upper knoll]

@minor ore https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634859697609900053/697896777285632060/image0.jpg I took a racism test once

[minor ore]

LMAO

[thorn pier]

Send me that lol

It's online, right?

[minor ore]

Jobin best dolphin

HAH

[ebon rampart]

Bro i got warned for posting that

[upper knoll]

uh oh!

[minor ore]

UH oh!

[ebon rampart]

😭

[upper knoll]

Just to be clear, I am not racist in this discord because its against the rules.

its okay mods!

[ebon rampart]

I actually had to say that

[minor ore]

You know white people are the only one's who takes those tests

[ebon rampart]

too self concious if they’re racist or not

[minor ore]

and it's always like "LOOK I'LL PROVE I'M NOT RACIST"

[thorn pier]

Do people say that? lol

[minor ore]

and they get 100% and it's like "What'd you get?" "ahaha you know these tests are bullshit anyway"

White people are the most to get accused of being racist

there's was a king of the hill episode about that once I think

Hank fails a racism test and then no one wants to talk to him

:(

[ebon rampart]

sometimes it is fun bein the minority

[upper knoll]

People say "Im as tolerant as I can but..." and its always pretty funny

[ebon rampart]

u get to make fun of white people and they can’t do anything else or it’ll be ‘racist’

[minor ore]

wtf did I just find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT69z_eXElI&list=PLoOqjoeud6S_L1fj3WoPtd3mHEbzX83Si&index=194

PFFFHAHAHASHSHS

[upper knoll]

Probably good to go back to jojolion discussion

[minor ore]

this is important

[tame tide]

thoughts on yasuho hirose

[minor ore]

I love this channel right now, this is much more in line with classic #jojolion

[ebon rampart]

Yasuhoe

thats what she is

[tame tide]

fuck you

[ebon rampart]

end of discussion

[minor ore]

wpw

wow

Make #jojolion great again

Let's bring it back to pointless shitposting the way god intended!!! 🇺🇸

25 times Yasuho Hirose from "JoJolion" was WOKE AF

Remember when woke meant conspiracy theorist?

Good times

Mamezuku was the only character in jojo i ever dreamed about

I was in some kind of dark showroom with a projector playing YT videos, suddenly this shirtless guy with a racoon hat pops up

And i scream "THAT'S MAMEZOOKOOOOOO I LOOOOVE HIIIIIIM"

[thorn pier]

Sounded like a nightmare except for when Rai showed up

[minor ore]

Glorious saviour

A beacon of light in the dark abyss

I draw mamezuku so fucking much

Something about his design is just so appealing

[supple totem]

omg

[ebon rampart]

same

[supple totem]

since when did they color chapters again?

i mean

translate them

[minor ore]

What

Usually 1 day after the scans

They don't work weekends though

[supple totem]

the prewiew should be out today right?

guess i'll die

[lethal tundra]

I am almost caught up

[minor ore]

Nice! Hope you like it!

I just realized

Soft & Wet is named after a Prince song

but they didn't have to change the name for any of the video games

they don't have to make a localized name like they did for all the other stands

I wonder

because the Prince song is "Soft and Wet" so I wonder if they got away with it because they used &

[simple kraken]

lmao that'd be great

[minor ore]

cause in ASB and EOH it's still called Soft & Wet

[simple kraken]

What is tusk called

[honest blaze]

yes theyre getting away with soft & wet

The localized is soft and wet

if im not mistaken

[simple kraken]

Wait will he be able to say that in the dub

[honest blaze]

yes

[minor ore]

why would the localized be closer to the actual name

[honest blaze]

the actual name is soft & wet

[minor ore]

no it isn't

[honest blaze]

yes it is

[minor ore]

dude

[honest blaze]

ok you right

[minor ore]

LMAO

[honest blaze]

still the localized subtitles are soft and wet

[minor ore]

i was boutta say

why that's so weird

[honest blaze]

Some things slide, like heaven's door

[minor ore]

I know but why would the name of the stand be Soft & Wet but the subtitles keep the and like the actual song

weird

also I don't think they change Tusk

[honest blaze]

Tusk isnt being changed either

Theyve already localized all of part 7

Well the big names

Frightening Monsters, Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price,

Ballbreaker also stays the same

[minor ore]

oh i just learned something new

[heavy ledge]

any leaks so far?

[minor ore]

Apparently Johnny can use ACT 4 even when he's not on a horse, but to use infinite rotation he has to be on a horse

[upper knoll]

There are no leaks yet

[supple totem]

not even a prewiew :C

[tame tide]

maybe tommorrow

[minor ore]

Tusk is an actual word

You can't censor single words

But a series of words can evoke a song

[upper knoll]

They censored Oasis bro

Thats a single word!

[minor ore]

Sanctuary!

[upper knoll]

Yur!

[simple kraken]

Echoes too

[lofty matrix]

I’m guessing spoilers tomorrow

[young meteor]

2 days more!

[minor ore]

I wonder what Rai is doing

[mint gyro]

Isn’t he chilling in prison?

[minor ore]

couldnt he just string himself out...

i guess he doesnt want a record of breaking out

[vocal mason]

just realized Doggystyle is Stone Free but better

[mint gyro]

I wouldn’t say it’s definitively better. Its power is a better version, but Stone Free has the advantage of punch ghost form.

[vocal mason]

Doggystyle has a visual form

no way to punch though

[ebon rampart]

Doggystyle is automatically better because of it’s name

[fringe ravine]

Stone Free can eavesdrop

not sure on Doggy

[minor ore]

what if he unravels his 'ear'

[old marlin]

Idk how that cup string thing works but if it can work with ribbon it can work with Doggystyle!!!

[elfin rivet]

Man I can't wait for Doggystyle to get dubbed into pupperway

[old marlin]

Ribbon Dog

[elfin rivet]

lol nice

I just want a chat where we can create localized names

That would be great

[old marlin]

#manga-jojokes p much

[elfin rivet]

Fair

[ebon rampart]

I can’t wait for doggystyle requiem

[honest blaze]

but jojokes sucks as a channel

[elfin rivet]

By the way I love Moist and liquid

[honest blaze]

coco jumbo is a better chat

[elfin rivet]

great stand 👌

[ebon rampart]

sexy turtle

[elfin rivet]

Jokes aside I gotta wonder

[honest blaze]

My favorite stand is silver virgin

[elfin rivet]

What are yall favorite stands?

XD

[honest blaze]

Crazy Diamond, D4C, Tusk, Speed King, S&W, Nut King Call

Sorry if thsts too much

thats

[elfin rivet]

Thats fine

I am very indesisive as well

So many good ones

I love Echos, Crazy Diamond, Pasley Park, S&W, and Killer Queen

Though honestly killer queen as a stand I find sorta boring in terms of power but it makes up for it by its user and design imo

Also memes

[tame tide]

a3l

[elfin rivet]

Yo I love that sttand too

Its so cool

Part 8 has a lot of cool stand imo

Some of my favorites overall

[honest blaze]

A3L?

[old marlin]

Ball Breaker, Mandom, The World, King Nothing, Bad Company, Kraft work, Purple Haze, Rolling Stones

I honestly

Cant really pick over my 5 favorites

[elfin rivet]

King nothing is really really sick

I love it

Such a cool design

[old marlin]

Its so badass for being a fuckin pink puzzle

[elfin rivet]

Too bad that norisuke is out of commision

[old marlin]

@honest blaze Awaking III Leaves

[elfin rivet]

I hope hes not actually dead but I am prob in denial

[fringe ravine]

hard to pick a fav but King Crimson's probably really up there for me
one of the few to be heavily psychologically relevant to the user